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Anonymous No.150258432 >>150258462 >>150258507 >>150258616 >>150259140 >>150259268 >>150259329 >>150259346 >>150259901 >>150261111 >>150261352 >>150265082 >>150266223 >>150266712 >>150270589 >>150271405 >>150273264 >>150275695 >>150276019 >>150283640
Well, looks like Old Paul Rabin is going the way of DC's Terry Long. He's never going to become Spider-Man or molest Eddie Brock at this rate. At the risk of angering the Polish fans, what did they even like about him? He always seemed pretty boring and useless to me.
Anonymous No.150258462 >>150258490 >>150259094 >>150259901 >>150261568
>>150258432 (OP)
This is Paul's fate.
Anonymous No.150258490 >>150259071 >>150259134
>>150258462
The guy didn't even get a single Magic the Gathering Card... they replaced him with a dirty chinaman.
Anonymous No.150258507 >>150258567 >>150259037 >>150259687
>>150258432 (OP)
Venom #10 indicates he has to find a new home considering MJ owns the apartment. It's now become a humiliation ritual, but not in a fun way because now he's desperately trying to remain relevant in both MJ's and Dylan's lives considering he has zero family or friends in this universe
>"W-We can still be friends, right MJ?"
>"Dylan I hope you can still look at me as a father figure if you need me!"
He's a character that shouldn't have existed in the first place, and more of a plot device contrivance than a character if we're being brutally honest. Watch the next gimmick be that Paul becomes the new Carnage since he's lacking any sort of support system and Eddie will inevitably get rid of the Carnage symbiote.

BTW what did you guys think of issue 10 where MJ gives the venom symbiote a hard time for still loving Eddie? Should MJ still harbor harsh feelings toward Brock even after all this time and the things he's done since?
Anonymous No.150258567
>>150258507
I'm just pleasantly surprised Marvel still cares about MJ's feelings and prior characterization, or bothers with any kind of continuity, these days.
Anonymous No.150258616 >>150258747
>>150258432 (OP)
>We've gotten to the point that the Spiderschizo schizo is now making threads to fuck with the original schizo
What happened to you only shitting up threads he's in, granted that's been out the door for months.
Christ you're a blight as much as the Polish fuck is
Anonymous No.150258747 >>150259364
>>150258616
If you don't like it, ignore the threads
Anonymous No.150259037 >>150259100 >>150259106 >>150259296 >>150259346 >>150260229
>>150258507
Didn't Eddie rape MJ back in the day? A rape they retcon'd as Eddie just being mean (like how Scott, Logan, and Jean weren't having threeway sex on the moon despite Logan's infamous "Scott in a Speedo" line). If they are actually giving a damn about continuity, then MJ being pissed makes sense.

Of course, unless you ignore how they're only bonded so neither of them will die. Thanks Paul for the stupid magic slot machine.
Anonymous No.150259071 >>150261676
>>150258490
>This is 616 Gwen Stacy's only card and it's more about Peter and Norman
LOOKS LIKE THE STUPID WHORE GOT FRIDGED
Anonymous No.150259094 >>150259158
>>150258462
Whos that ?
Anonymous No.150259100 >>150259151 >>150259175
>>150259037
It was said to not be rape even before this.
Anonymous No.150259106
>>150259037
I at least appreciate that all I have to do to shut up people arguing MJ is better off with Paul is to post a picture of her face melting off.
Anonymous No.150259134 >>150259167 >>150261042
>>150258490
>The only card that references 616 Gwen Stacy even once, and even then it's more about Peter and Norman.
LOOKS LIKE THIS WHORE GOT FRIDGED
Anonymous No.150259140
>>150258432 (OP)
You cannot mollest eddie brock
His asshole will snap your dick off
Man was a giga lifter before symbiote
Venom originally didnt boost strenght it was all eddie
Paul would get ripped apart
Anonymous No.150259151 >>150259175
>>150259100
Got the page of the Not Rape? Was it really that bad? And if so, why didn't Marvel veto it before it hit print?
Anonymous No.150259158 >>150259167 >>150259323 >>150269514
>>150259094
Terry Long from DC, an infamously unpopular love interest for Donna Troy who later was killed off unceremoniously along with his kids. He showed up many years later on as a zombie Black Lantern before they got rid of him again.
Anonymous No.150259167
>>150259158
>>150259134
Didn't the fridge also show up?
Anonymous No.150259175 >>150259296 >>150259299
>>150259151
>>150259100
The story depicting Eddie/Venom mauling MJ was written by Zeb "Father of Paul" Wells. It looks like Zeb's star has fallen since Paul's failure though...
Anonymous No.150259268 >>150264699
>>150258432 (OP)
Is this the only time writers introduced a new guy to keep a couple apart and audiences actually liked the new guy and wanted him to stay?
Anonymous No.150259296 >>150259421 >>150259483
>>150259175
>>150259037
I don't think anon is being coherent. I thought you were talking about issue 300. And that's just MJ being scared of a home invader and Eddie leaves before doing anything except scare MJ.
Anonymous No.150259299
>>150259175
It's what happens when you try to pass on the blame for Ms. Marvel's fridging on to Kevin Fiege. Dogs should know their place.
Anonymous No.150259323
>>150259158
That would be funny
>Gets unceremoniously killed by some low tier villain
>Gets revived for the 20th β€˜Knull has returned somehow’ event or Spiderverse VS Venomverse thats still somehow running
Anonymous No.150259329 >>150259446 >>150260927
>>150258432 (OP)
Who's Terry Long and why should I care
Anonymous No.150259346 >>150259386 >>150259483
>>150258432 (OP)
Should have had MJ shack up with Ned Leeds. Especially since it's canon that MJ was the only one who saw through the frame job and the whole Peter fucked Ned's wife and then passed her off to be fucked by Flash and helped clover up Ned and Betty's affair

>>150259037
Venom raping MJ was always a fan theory never confirmed. IIRC it was mega Spiderman fan Kirk Boxlietner who started it because he hates all things symbiote
Anonymous No.150259364
>>150258747
I just really want you to know that I'm wishing the absolute worst on both you and the Polack. Seriously and I say this without a hint of irony or mirth; I really wish you'd both die
Anonymous No.150259386
>>150259346
The people in Peter's social circle need to be less entangled in their relationships.
Anonymous No.150259421 >>150259636
>>150259296
Ah, I thought he was talking about the Venom story Zeb Wells wrote that showed Eddie/Venom physically abusing MJ while screaming about how he was going to kill Peter.
Anonymous No.150259446
>>150259329
He's nobody and you should never care. Just like Paul.
Anonymous No.150259483 >>150260229
>>150259296
It doesn't look too bad. Dialogue more or less covers up any misconceptions.

>>150259346
>Fan theory
Sounds like the retard can't read.
Anonymous No.150259494 >>150259536
MJ was holding Paul back anyway.
Anonymous No.150259536 >>150259575 >>150259613
>>150259494
Paul is totally going to succeed as a solo character, he's just so popular and charismatic, and is so interesting!
Anonymous No.150259575 >>150259613
>>150259536
Yes.
Anonymous No.150259613 >>150259686
>>150259536
>>150259575
Unless Paul becomes a supervillain or rapes Dylan, then he'll be joining his ancestor Terry Long.
Anonymous No.150259636 >>150259841 >>150266311
>>150259421
Oh yeah Dark Origin. MJ gets her hair tugged and thrown against a wall. I flipped through it. I forget if that's the story that Cates latches onto to write his own story with Eddie's car crash or how that fits in. Also Zeb doesn't even bother reading the Sin-Eater saga to know that Jean was shot in her bedroom and not the kitchen of her apartment. Not a big deal but still annoying.
I feel like Behind the Mustache is the only good Zeb Wells Spider-Man story. I might be forgetting something else but that's the one that jumps out.
Anonymous No.150259686 >>150259765
>>150259613
Paul is the One Above All's favorite child, the Paul Above All.
Anonymous No.150259687 >>150275973
>>150258507
Christ, this symbiote shit is a fucking mess.
I'm surprised anyone stayed on board with it after Knull and the King in Black dreck.
Was MJ getting Venom at least a final straw for some of you that were still clinging on?
Anonymous No.150259765
>>150259686
>Muhfuggin Marywhores
>Norman, dear, who is this strange homeless man?
>Oh, don't mind him Gwen. That's just Paul Rabin.
>Maryslutfags
>What's wrong with this poor man?
>Hm? Oh, some breakup he never got over. He's just been living like some sort of homeless schizophrenic.
>That's so sad...
>Don't pity him too much, my dear. He's from Poland, and he even tried to molest Eddie Brock's son. Now come on, it's almost time for Peter and Mary Jane's anniversary.
>WHORES! WHORES! WHOOOORES!
>Yes, I do think we better get going. What an awful creature.
Anonymous No.150259824 >>150259899
Wish these threads could be normal again
Anonymous No.150259841 >>150259924 >>150261107
>>150259636
The one with Sandman girl with a big butt?
Anonymous No.150259899
>>150259824
I always intended for this thread to only be schizo-bait. Feel free to make an actual Spider-Man thread if you like.
Anonymous No.150259901 >>150260055 >>150260342
>>150258432 (OP)
>>150258462
Yes but marywh0re is going with him btw
Anonymous No.150259924
>>150259841
Elaborate on that.
Anonymous No.150260055
>>150259901
>Paul specifically mentioned having to find his own place
Polish people clearly can't read comics.
Anonymous No.150260229
>>150259037
>>150259483
Eddie didn't rape her, he wanted to kill her and send Peter a message, this was the same period where DC had Carol Ferris at the height of her evil as Star Sapphire putting Katma Tui in a blender for John to come out after and see what was left of her body on the floor since carol tortured her a lot and still has PTSD over what she did.
But Someone at Marvel probably stopped at the last second, or would never do because stan and ditko would literally pay a hitman to kill the writer and the editor planning on that if both heard it, they knew the flak they took from gwen's death and DC pulled the same with Katma Tui and John Stewart in Action Comics.
Eddie literally terrorized her dressed as Peter seeing that it took 5 minutes from 299/300 for peter to get home and see Mary Jane traumatized and scared over Eddie and venom taunting her and even using peter's voice since symbiotes could mime voices too.

Plus we got everything after it with brock eating brains and so on which didn't help the symbiotes rep either.
Mary Jane's biggest fear which wasn't explored til this day, was her fear of getting murdered by Venom or a symbiote, only for the same Symbiote come to save her life inspired by Peter and a now heroic Eddie Brock.

This is what they are going with, Venom will prove Mary Jane that she doesn't need to fear nothing at all, that Eddie is moving mountains to prove that he is Good even with carnage bonded to him, and that Peter can trust Him to protect her and Dylan.

The entire knull shitshow will be the biggest test for both Eddie, Venom, Mary Jane and Peter, mainly peter because now we know that he was the one who became the perfect host for the King in Black since Eddie and Venom became Meridius, and Mary Jane is the one who is becoming the Queen in Black.
Anonymous No.150260342 >>150260375 >>150260858
>>150259901
I dont know why you keep trying to make that a thing. You're the only person who spams this. Are you a legit bot? Respond if you can
Anonymous No.150260375 >>150260858
>>150260342
He won't be able to. He's a bot.
Anonymous No.150260858 >>150261256
>>150260342
>>150260375
Beep boop motherfuckers.
Anonymous No.150260927 >>150262651
>>150259329
Donna Troy's husband back in the day, which was inspected to be the writer's self-insert
Anonymous No.150261042 >>150261065
>>150259134
Norman Osborn can't be blocked, it's literally in the rules.
Anonymous No.150261065 >>150269042
>>150261042
>Norman's face when I pull out the Uno reverse card
Anonymous No.150261107
>>150259841
Uh I don't know about that. Are you talking about that one comic where he attacks a beach and the cover has a girl's butt and legs sticking out of the beach? I think Sandman is in that one or maybe it was Hydroman. I dunno.
Anonymous No.150261111 >>150261136
>>150258432 (OP)
Jeez, MJ's tits are huge.
Anonymous No.150261136 >>150261456
>>150261111
And Paul has canonically slurped them. SSSSSSSLURP.
Anonymous No.150261256 >>150261327
>>150260858
Okay so why do you spam the same thing?
Anonymous No.150261327 >>150262186
>>150261256
I'm not that guy, I just saw the opportunity to make a joke and couldn't resist. I call it my gag reflex.
Anonymous No.150261352 >>150261446 >>150261469 >>150261708
>>150258432 (OP)
Why is all this shit happening in a Venom book.
Venom should be about big teeth and fun edge not Ewing pathetically trying to mop up ASM relationship drama
Anonymous No.150261446 >>150261469
>>150261352
Because they want to make Venom a Spider-Man spinoff again.
Anonymous No.150261456 >>150261818
>>150261136
>canonically
Post proof or it never happened.
Anonymous No.150261469
>>150261352
>>150261446
Also I THINK Venom editorial doesn't have to listen to Nick Lowe
Anonymous No.150261568 >>150262284
>>150258462
That actually looks kind of cool
Anonymous No.150261676
>>150259071
"Destroy Target Creature" is extremely exploitable.
Anonymous No.150261708
>>150261352
Ewing killed the book's sales with him continuing his cosmic Marvel shot in Venom. To the point they had to yank Eddie from the book and replace him with MJ and let him clean up Zeb's mess to boost sales
Anonymous No.150261818 >>150261911 >>150262124
>>150261456
They were together for a while and they had sex at least once, and if you had sex with MJ, wouldn't you slurp those milkers?
Anonymous No.150261911 >>150262124 >>150262137
>>150261818
>They were together for a while and they had sex at least once
>and they had sex at least once
If you can't provide on-panel proof of that, we're going to dismiss it as obviously delusional headcanon.
Anonymous No.150262124
>>150261818
>>150261911
I'm going to step in as a third party and say unfortunately yes MJ and Paul were intimate at least once. There's an offhand comment about MJ knowing what underwear Paul wears, and more recently in this book Paul complains that ever since Venom bonded with MJ they haven't been intimate
Anonymous No.150262137 >>150262257
>>150261911
>If you can't provide on-panel proof of that

Au contraire, mon ami! I CAN provide proof! Note the choice of words in this panel. "This is why we haven't been intimate lately." LATELY. Implying that they have, in fact, been intimate at least once prior to this conversation. And again, any man who is fortunate enough to take MJ to Pound Town wouldn't pass up the opportunity to slurp those bodacious fat milkers like he's never slurped before. Can you honestly say that you wouldn't slurp 'em hard, if you could?
Anonymous No.150262186 >>150262211
>>150261327
It's because the real guy is a spambot.
Anonymous No.150262211
>>150262186
Yes, and I was pretending to be a robot, that's the joke.
Anonymous No.150262257 >>150262338
>>150262137
Paul was pegged at best, after his cock was bitten off during fellatio by his father Ben Rabin during the ritual to summon Wayeb. Five years together, and no children? His DAD had to create fake kids out of magic for him? Paul's cock was mutilated by his father.
Anonymous No.150262284
>>150261568
See? Paul is better off getting killed off!
Anonymous No.150262338 >>150262358
>>150262257
Yes, but even if that's true, he still has a fully functioning mouth, which is all he needs to slurp those fat heavy milkers good. Therefore, the status of his penis is irrelevant to the matter of whether or not he does, in fact, know what Mary-Jane Watson's rockin' tits taste like.
Anonymous No.150262358 >>150262429
>>150262338
Theoretically possible.
Anonymous No.150262429 >>150262446 >>150262533
>>150262358
Not just theoretically, Paul himself stated that they have been intimate before, and there are plenty of ways to be intimate that do not involve a penis at all. Hell, ask any lesbian couple, they can manage just fine without those.
Anonymous No.150262446 >>150262525
>>150262429
>Paul was just a male lesbian
lol
Anonymous No.150262525 >>150262560 >>150262782
>>150262446
The point is that Paul not having a penis does not necessarily preclude him slurping MJ's milkers, because he still has a mouth with a tongue, and those are the only required body parts for milker slurping.
Anonymous No.150262533 >>150262573
>>150262429
>Paul himself stated that they have been intimate before
He means emotionally intimate, and now they don't talk anymore.
Anonymous No.150262560 >>150262617
>>150262525
>Paul was only ever a mouth with a tongue in the end
lmao
Anonymous No.150262573 >>150262782
>>150262533
>He means emotionally intimate
Not him but anon.....cmon now. I don't like it but lets be real. Also let's not pretend Peter didnt fuck a lot when away from MJ
Anonymous No.150262617
>>150262560
Aren't we all?
Anonymous No.150262651 >>150262782 >>150264899
>>150260927
How could you possibly accuse beloved character Terry Long of being Marv Wolfman's Self-insert? Ridiculous.
Anonymous No.150262782 >>150262809 >>150262860
>>150262525
You seem unhealthily obsessed with the idea of a universally reviled character sucking on MJ's boobs like a giant baby.

>>150262573
If you want to get real, there's no good reason to treat any post-OMD Spider-Man comics as canon.

>>150262651
Whatever else he was, at least Terry Long wasn't created to block a pairing readers wanted to see, nor to deliberately troll the fans.
Anonymous No.150262809 >>150265368
>>150262782
>there's no good reason to treat any post-OMD Spider-Man comics as canon.
I don't like a lot of OMD stuff but I'm also not fucking delusional
Anonymous No.150262860
>>150262782
>You seem unhealthily obsessed with the idea of a universally reviled character sucking on MJ's boobs like a giant baby.

Nah, I just think it's funny to say "slurping milkers".
Anonymous No.150264699
>>150259268
In that case it worked because Kelsey Grammar camped it up. He was far from the "working class" that made up most of the cast, but played up his "Harvard-educated Psychologist" role in such an overblown way (mixed with moments of self-deprecation) that he was fun as a foil to the blue-collar regulars. Frasier stood in the way of the show's main romance, but at the same time he was trying his best to be a good friend to both of the main leads, helping Sam as a therapist. And when HE got dumped he showed up at the bar, sat down, looked over at Sam and they got to share a "YUUUUP" face over being dumped by Diane.

Rabin failed for a shitload of reasons. He just didn't have an entertaining personality, he never really clicked with Peter, and frankly there's just no getting around the fact that Peter and MJ had been married and Joe Q hated it and ruined it. Rabin's just another attempt to keep the readers from getting back something that they have time and time again said they want.

You can have a likable "the other guy." Rabin just wasn't.
Anonymous No.150264899 >>150264924 >>150265113
>>150262651
I get why people call Terry a self-insert, but it's always seemed a stretch to me. Yes, the beard is similar... and that's where it stops. Terry was a 29-year-old divorced-single-father teacher that represented an exaggerated normal life that Donna got a step into. Did I like it? No, but some of that was execution. I've gotta admit there's the germ of an interesting story there. Donna was a superhero whose past was a mess, wishing for a normal life, and a raising-his-daughter-alone teacher offers her a chance to have a bit of that life. If they'd only made him a five-years-older grad-student instead of a ten-years-older college professor I suspect he would've been better received.
Anonymous No.150264924
>>150264899
His design is more like the editor
Anonymous No.150265082 >>150265137 >>150265169
>>150258432 (OP)
>the whore lost all of her family
unironically sad
Anonymous No.150265113 >>150266644
>>150264899
I get people not liking it, but people exaggerate how bad this was, when it was about the only time Donna was ever really relevant and popular, and she wasn't in some previous relationship that Terry was created just to block.

I think part of it is just a lot of fans being opposed to the idea of a heroine dating a normie guy at all, like they all should be dating other superheroes.
Anonymous No.150265137
>>150265082
Bot
Anonymous No.150265169 >>150265245 >>150265370
>>150265082
I unironically do feel sad for her because one way or another she's lost several children.
Anonymous No.150265245
>>150265169
She doesn't remember Norman killing her baby, right? Maybe that's why she latched onto fake kids so fast, the buried memory
Anonymous No.150265368 >>150265445
>>150262809
>The schizo thinks fanfiction is canon.
Hilarious, how dumb can the Polish be?
Anonymous No.150265370
>>150265169
She doesn't have high-level superpowers so it okay for her to constantly lose children. Maybe in 2027 a daughter from a parallel future will move in with her, and then get killed in battle.
Anonymous No.150265445 >>150265498 >>150266188
>>150265368
What? Are you losing track of the shitposter, or does your reading comprehension need work? Look we all have problems with the last 15 years of up and down ASM storytelling, but to just pretend it "doesn't count" is nothing short of cope. The goal is to eventually fix all this nonsense
Anonymous No.150265498
>>150265445
>The goal is to eventually fix all this nonsense
Not that anon, but things are too far gone now. De-canonizing all this nonsense is absolutely the way to go, instead of comics about bad comics to try and fix everything they did. Dismiss their life's work as bad fanfiction, alongside most of the rest of Zombie Marvel's output.
Anonymous No.150266188 >>150266269
>>150265445
If Marvel gets to go 'nuh-uh didn't happen' to decades of stories, so do I.
Anonymous No.150266223 >>150266269
>>150258432 (OP)
I feel like they are going to have him go full on jilted lover stalker mode & use him to kill MJ off
Anonymous No.150266269
>>150266188
Based.

>>150266223
More like kill him off, I think.
Anonymous No.150266311
>>150259636
People seem to like Shed but I think that's just because it was edgy by having Curt eat his own son alive and of course most likely scalies who got off on the lizard orgy stuff if I'm not misremembering another weird Lizard story and mixing the two together because of how 'off' they both felt to me.
Anonymous No.150266644
>>150265113
To be fair normies dating supers rarely ever works out in mainstream superhero media:

>Amber gave Mark shit over her stupid soup kitchen and gaslit him at the college campus when the Re-Animen attacked despite KNOWING for WEEKS that he was Invincible and the narrative went so far as to turn William AND Eve against him--while William had the excuse of being caught up in his feelings over what Sinclair did to his boytoy Eve was a hypocrite who initially TOLD him to be cautious about revealing his identity because you can't put the paste back in that tube and then when Mark called her out on that she pivoted to accuse him of leading (Amber) on and at the end of Season 1 his 'betrayal' was treated as (somehow) equivalent to being lied to for his entire life by his father, being used to murder a shitload of people on a subway train, told his mother is viewed as a pet (at best) by said father who also literally beat all of his teeth out and within an inch of his life.

>Masters of the Universe: Revelations infamously had Teela blame King Randor (who was both just as in the dark regarding Prince Adam being He-Man as she was AND blamed him SACRIFICING HIMSELF to save the universe on top of lying to her.

>In My Adventures with Superman the Korean Lois lied to Clark and Jimmy and nearly got them killed (if one of them wasn't Superman) and fired by lying about having clearance then like Amber got entitled and mad that Clark didn't IMMEDIATELY tell her his secret despite her stating outright she wanted to expose Superman and ruin his life because she didn't trust his intentions were altruistic, jumped off a building to force him to out himself and the next episode she was mad at him and the narrative painted HIM as exclusively in the wrong and the 'bad guy' for having a secret identity in the first place despite Jimmy having figured it out and being cool with it to the point of stating he figured Clark would tell him on his own when he felt comfortable.
Anonymous No.150266674
so glad I dropped Spider-man books over a decade ago
Anonymous No.150266712 >>150268247
>>150258432 (OP)
are people actually happy over this? there should be zero time dedicated to these wasted pages because he shouldn't have existed in the first place.
Anonymous No.150268247 >>150268360
>>150266712
It signifies an actual plot progression but what norman osborn did set it two steps backward. The only saving grace of this is sister sorrow undoing a mephisto contract and norman being involved in that whole thing she had been doing. Maybe norman could actually redeem himself and undo OMD with sister sorrow's help?
Anonymous No.150268360
>>150268247
It sounds like it could happen.
Anonymous No.150269042
>>150261065
>the Uno reverse card
In a 1v1 all that does is give him another turn. The only situation where a reverse card is useful to block a player from winning is in a game with 3 or more, with 2 players co-operating.
Anonymous No.150269514 >>150269741 >>150271392
>>150259158
Why's he unpopular? I heard because age gap or something
Anonymous No.150269741 >>150269844 >>150270962 >>150276291
>>150269514
1. Age gap.
2. Design just was not appealing. Sometimes "we'll make him look unique and also realistic" misfires badly.
3. People found him to be a huge wet blanket with his "I'm a down-to-Earth normy expressing normy concerns to Donna."
Which is funny because this is a thread about Paul, which makes it sorta a thread about MJ, and what made MJ pretty great was that she could express concern for Peter but still send him off to fight with a kiss and a "go get 'im, Tiger."
Anonymous No.150269844
>>150269741
>Which is funny because this is a thread about Paul, which makes it sorta a thread about MJ, and what made MJ pretty great was that she could express concern for Peter but still send him off to fight with a kiss and a "go get 'im, Tiger."
That's the thing. MJ is the only woman who can handle both Peter Parker's insane life and Spider-Man's insane life simultaneously. No other love interest was ever able to manage it, and the retards at Marvel don't want to give it to him because 'muh Archie, muh drama, muh I hate women.'
Anonymous No.150270589 >>150270829
>>150258432 (OP)
Why doesn't Paul just kill himself?
Anonymous No.150270829 >>150271016
>>150270589
Because the entire Marvel multiverse will die if the One Above All's favorite son dies.
Anonymous No.150270962 >>150272276 >>150273108
>>150269741
If that wasn't enough, one Titans editor Jonathan Peterson did want him killed off but it didn't happen.
John Byrne later got his way when he had Terry divorce Donna and take the kid, and both die in a terrible accident. Phil Jimenez now agrees with the fans and has Donna write off her relationship with Terry and the birth of Robbie as a big mistake.
Anonymous No.150271016 >>150271043
>>150270829
Who? Norman Osborn?
Anonymous No.150271043 >>150271340
>>150271016
No, Paul the Omnipaultent.
Anonymous No.150271340 >>150271365
>>150271043
More like Impaultent
Anonymous No.150271365
>>150271340
The Paul Above All. The Living Tribupaul. The Paulyonder. Paulactus.
Anonymous No.150271392 >>150273070
>>150269514
He was a weird dude in his 30s who wore tiny shorts and hung around the Teen Titans
Anonymous No.150271405
>>150258432 (OP)
He'd be a chad if he got rid of the manbun. The muscle. The fantastic hairline. The beard. What a man!
Anonymous No.150272276
>>150270962
Byrne's Wonder Woman was worse than anything Terry ever did. And I'm including the shitty "they divorced and Terry took the kids and then they all died in a firey planecrash" shit. I didn't like the characters either, but handing Donna a trauma Sundae just made things worse for the character.
Anonymous No.150273070
>>150271392
Most members of the Teen Titans are portrayed as being of legal age. Donna Troy was around 19 when she met Terry Long, who was 29 at the time. People were way too sensitive about their 10-year age difference despite it being consensual and within legal bounds. It's not like he knew her when she was a minor!
Anonymous No.150273108 >>150273113
>>150270962
>birth of Robbie as a big mistake.
When does Donna say that her son was a β€œmistake"?
Anonymous No.150273113
>>150273108
Read it again but slower.
Anonymous No.150273264 >>150274628
>>150258432 (OP)
Even when he goes away, he's a mere symptom not a disease. Basically a nasty diarrhea when you get a bad case of flu. Yeah, he stinks a lot but flushing it down the toilet doesn't heal you from the disease itself (aka Marvel Editorial).
Anonymous No.150274628
>>150273264
This. Marvel Editorial has essentially spent the past near 2 decades raping MJ and by #1000 they'll paint up her face, get her outfit sitting right and present her to the fans as a consolation prize.
Anonymous No.150275695 >>150276620
>>150258432 (OP)
I suspect it was editorial that mandated quietly removing him from the story. Having a jewish guy who committed genocide and was indifferent about it as a major character in an ongoing is a bad look right now.
Anonymous No.150275973
>>150259687
Should've been Carol
Anonymous No.150276019 >>150276202 >>150278468
>>150258432 (OP)
I never liked Paul but seeing Peter fans get mad because they blame him for β€œruining” their self inserts ship is weird. I also find it funny how those are the samefags who love harem shit.
Anonymous No.150276202 >>150276378
>>150276019
It was about the weird cuckold shit with Peter getting dog walked if only to poison the relationship so editorial could point to it as too toxic to work and then have Peter as some desirable bachelor
Peter/MJ fags are mostly women self inserting while Peter self inserters don’t care who hes with as long as he’s fucking random bitches for their β€œbitches love spider-man” memes. They wouldn't want them back together especially now that hes in a throuple with Felicia.
Anonymous No.150276291
>>150269741
Don't forget that all his female students wanted to fuck him
Anonymous No.150276378 >>150276520
>>150276202
Anonymous No.150276520
>>150276378
Sorry I just think the whole thing with the fan base is interesting.
Anonymous No.150276620
>>150275695
>Paul was Jewish AND Polish
Talk about losing the genetic lottery.
Anonymous No.150276851 >>150277243 >>150279471 >>150286958
why the marywhorefags keep spamming their shit since venom#10 ??
Anonymous No.150277243
>>150276851
Cuz fuck you
Anonymous No.150278468 >>150281374
>>150276019
>"ruining" their self-inserts ship
The sore spot is bigger than that. Aside from Peter and MJ had been married for 20 years before OMD happened, Paul's introduction happened as Peter and MJ were finally back together and walking into their new apartment together.
Anonymous No.150279471
>>150276851
To make you mad, schizo. Whining about spam while spamming all the time, you got a tiny cock.
Anonymous No.150281374
>>150278468
The fact that they also made Paul the most boring faggot in the world really only compounding the issue.
Anonymous No.150283640 >>150283939
>>150258432 (OP)
No
Anonymous No.150283939 >>150284072
>>150283640
Yeah man, I'm afraid so. This is the slow death of Paul.
Anonymous No.150284072
>>150283939
Paul basically has cancer now.
Anonymous No.150284097 >>150285350
Why did polish like him?
Anonymous No.150285350
>>150284097
Because like them he has a small dick and is boring.
Anonymous No.150286958
>>150276851
I'm going to make this thread again just to piss you off haha