Thread 150259336

Do you guys ever have fantasies about being saved by a superheroine if a life threatening situation?

>>150259336 (OP)
I fantasize about the day this "Supergirl wearing a brown jacket" meme peters out.

>>150259352
Sad fantasy from a sad mind.

>>150259336 (OP)
the opposite, I want to save a superheroine

>>150259459
can't you just go help a normal woman

>>150259336 (OP)
You've been brainwashed by propaganda to believe woman are something they are not.
Here is the truth:
Most women are weak and cowards. Their best self defense weapon is screaming to let others know they need help.
No woman bar maybe a mother is rescuing anyone but herself and even then a lot of women are bad mothers.
The reality is you are dreaming about a fantasy that will never happen and misunderstanding the female sex.
Even female soldiers suck at their job

>>150259474
they're not entitled to my help or protection.

>>150259510
Please pick a fight with a female soldier and tell us how it goes.

>>150259336 (OP)
I do, but it ends with me telling the heroine that thought she was saving me
>KRYPTONITE BULLET
>KRYPTONITE HEART

>>150259510
I think you've been a little brainwashed yourself buddy, you're peddling very tedious MRA talking points

>>150259555
Even if it may be true that a trained female can beat a man in hand to hand combat the average female is too stupid and lacks the proper spatial and situational awareness men do.
In a war she's get hurt because of her obliviousness or call for help the moment she's downed and risk her teams life

>>150260402
sir this is the comic book board

>>150260402
>In a war she's get hurt

Someone getting hurt? In a war? Say it ain't so!

>>150259336 (OP)
I fantasize with having sex with a superheroine. It must be much better than with regular girls

>>150259474
No because you get called a creep and/or sexist and/or get arrested for it.

>>150260899
maybe so...

>>150259336 (OP)
This is /co/. There were threads back in the day with female superhero and supervillans with (You) Anon as the damsel in distress between them.
Good times. We should do that again sometime.

We know they're going to pair-bond her with another drongo, the usual suspects. So why bother getting your hopes up with this supergirl movie?

That advert campaign about 'good genes' is going to turn into unnatural selection once again, and I'll be happy knowing i never invested a single dollar into this race traitor character.

>>150259336 (OP)
No that sounds like gay femdom shit

>>150261486
Shame, if there was one thing where I wanted her to be with Jimmy, it was this

>>150259336 (OP)
No.
But I do have other fantasies.

>>150259510
Actually women are more likely to try to help a stranger. They are just weaker, if they were super strong they'd be more likely to be superheroes than moids who'd probably become dictators at best

>>150261634
femdom isn't gay

>>150259510
>You've been brainwashed by propaganda to believe woman are something they are not
I think people can differentiate between fiction and reality. Supergirl is a fictional character that's 1.)not human and 2.)has superpowers. Your attempt at real-world "logic" doesn't apply. Stop being silly

>>150259336 (OP)
No, only fantasies of having sex with them

>>150260907
it's OK when corpos does it.

I had an online writer write a few stories, some of which concern a guy who gets rescued by a group of cheerleader superheroines who gush over him and jerk him off while praising/teasing/kissing him.

>>150265021
So this is what single men are spending their money on

>>150262528
Coochie of Steel, Penis of normal human muscle tissue*SNAP* RIP Penis

>>150259336 (OP)
I have fantasies of a supervillainess putting me in a life threatening situation.

>>150260890
My point is if a woman gets downed in war she is going to squeal and bring her team down with her.
They don't have what it takes to be faced with death and accept they have to be a sacrafice.
Being a man we deal with the harsh realities of life and tend to be more at peace with dying, where as women are the opposite and value life too much

>>150261994
Actually if they did gain superpowers they would become neutrotic knowing some people died under their watch because even Superman can't be everywhere at the same time.
>>150262389
Okay fine, even if that was true do you think a woman would want to bang a weak man? What would happen if she gets carried away during sex and smashes your hips to dust because of her superhuman strength? Then what.
It's like asking a female elephant to fall in love with a male mouse. It's too farfetched

>>150267638
you are so fucking retarded it’s terminal

>>150267759
>You're retarded because you are aware of the differences in the sexes
weird compliment but okay

>>150259629
>>150261994
Kamala lost

>>150267638
>Women are weak because they value life instead of wanting to kill themselves in war for the joos
Based

I want to be saved by a cute white heroine only to then see her attacked and molested by thugs.

>>150259336 (OP)
Was I the only one who got a boner seeing her getting dragged by krypto? She clearly loves getting fucked by him

>>150259336 (OP)
it makes me sad theres so many headwinds into her movie
she cute :)

>>150259352
fpwp

>>150267638
>gets downed in war
what does “downed” mean? shot and incapacitated? what would you do in that situation, what do you think the average soldier does when he sees his comrade is pinned or downed and in need of assistance?
[spoilder]I agree with you that women don’t belong on the frontlines but your understanding of combat clearly comes from video games and it pisses me off[/spoilder]

>>150259336 (OP)
Anon, do you ever have fantasies about being saved by a big strong male superhero. If so are you gay?

Someone post the “you got hit with a shrink ray and Power Girl stores you in her cleavage until she can find a way to get you back to normal” greentext

>>150259510
this is not entirely true, just mostly true

No I fantasize about putting them in tasteful peril situations where perhaps their very impractical outfits show more skin than they should.

>>150259336 (OP)
No. I have fantasies about being the superheroine, like a fucking troon

>>150271028
based

>>150269437

>You will never be caught in the crossfire of one of Pg's fights and shrunk
>She will never grab you for safe keeping while she deals with the villain
>It will never get intense enough she'll need to tuck you in her cleavage so she can use both hands in the fight
>She will never work up a sweat, causing you to sink deep into the soft, smothering embrace of her massive, soft tits as they bounce around with every move she makes
>She will never fish you out when things calm down, before apologizing for smashing the shrink ray
>She will never have to tuck you back in there when she realizes she lacks pockets, before flying off to try and find someone who can fix this, before smirking at you when you insist she deal with any other emergencies that come up, like another villain attack, or a purse snatcher she spots.... or if she just wants to take a nap first

Forgot I wrote one for her, thought I only did some for WW

>>150260919
I didn't know I needed Supergirl in a bikini that still had the insignia in the top, like the recent summer skin for Susan Storm in Marvel Rivals, until now.

>>150260919
AI ruins yet another thread. When will India leave?

I want a superheroine to save my workplace but then ask to use the bathroom and just wreck it. Absolute fucking paintjob. I'll never be able to convince people that Supergirl or Wonder Woman or Ms. Marvel or whoever absolutely defiled the restroom, just a mudpie horrorshow in there. The rest of my life i'll become a weird obsessive recluse, wondering if they did it on purpose to fuck with me or if they just were embarassed and left in shame. On my deathbed they'll fly in my window and whisper that they're sorry for what they've done, and i pass with a smile on my face, before they take my bedpan and just fucking destroy it. Absolute fucking butt avalanche. They'll position my corpse so it looks like i shit myself to death. That's my dream.

>>150259336 (OP)
I fantasize about planting a bomb in some crowded place, then threatening to detonate it unless the superheroine blows me instead. My name is Big Bang.