Thread 150294007

4chan if he real

>>150294007 (OP)
>gets with underage fast-food worker
yep

>>150294047
>the joke that 4chan is peddifile XD give me articles XD

>>150294007 (OP)
Bump

>>150294047
Is there proof she was underaged or is that more Fandom Wiki nonsense?

>>150294007 (OP)
Dan has
>Friends
>Drive
>Girls who like him
>Intelligence
>Charisma
>A backbone
>The capacity to love and feel
>A fundamentally good heart
>The ability to grow facial hair

He can't be 4chan

>>150296282
The first step is admitting your shortcomings, anon.

>>150294007 (OP)
4chan but actually endearing

>>150294439
>joke

>>150294439
>joke
Be aware of your surroundings.

>>150294007 (OP)
He has way more passion and determination than that kind of average, even if it's directed at the wrong things

>>150296282
I only have some of those

>>150294047
Wow, literally me

>>150297672
>>150297762
Drawings aren't people

>>150294047
damn i wish i was him

>>150296184
The creator confirmed it on Facebook.

>>150294047
>said fast-food worker end ups marrying an even older rich guy
what did the creators mean by this?

>>150294007 (OP)
>Dan Vs. Anonymous

>>150297374
>you're an emotionally-abused 11 year old? just pull yourself up by your boostraps sonnyboy
what's fascinating is how society subconsciously decides there are a segment of the population who are to be the designated social punching bag, and then blames the victim for the abuse they receive. And then wonder why that segment of the population is consistently the one that lashes out in anger as it gets older.

>>150294007 (OP)
Actual 4chan if he real:

teste

>>150301885
even the incel found love in that one thread
probably a tomboy bisexual
if he is someone's type
you can be to

>>150301852
>what's fascinating is how society subconsciously decides there are a segment of the population who are to be the designated social punching bag, and then blames the victim for the abuse they receive
saying these things wont fix problems because you let them keep you down faggot
you can still be bitter and angry and improve yourself
you just wont owe anyone any favors for not helping
that is the prime lesson to learn about society's shortcomings
they spout bullshit and do not act them

no one is coming to save you if you're on your own
abuse the system to get ahead from the pact and don't look back
that is your entitlements

>>150303467
society has a duty to include me or I will continue being an active detriment to it. simple as

>>150303554
>society has a duty to include me or I will continue being an active detriment to it.
you do you senpai
I still plan on reproducing

>>150303633
and how well has that gone for you?

>>150303467
>just act like a manipulative sociopath, thus proving that you deserve all of the mistreatment you get

>>150300616
pearl clutchers get scraps

>>150294439
More like burgerphile amirite

>>150303712
getting there
darker days are ahead still

>>150303729
more so the mistreatment on gets turns them into monsters in order to survive
this is a proven fact backed by actual science and history studies
facts dont care about your feelings on the matter

you have no idea of the downturn society is going into
all over the world
history repeats

>>150303729
Here's the instruction booklet if you want to start today!

>>150294439
It's a statement, not a joke.

>>150301885
If Bill was right wing then he would definitely be one of the biggest 4chan personification, probably the biggest one. I can only think about /v/ when I remember how he behaved in the last Eltingville story

>>150294007 (OP)
Dan isn't 4chan, he canonically against racism.

>>150304993
>implies 4chan is one person
only pedophiles and racists want everyone to believe that

>>150299527
Well the creator also had her get with a dude twice Dan's age. So maybe some unresolved issues there (he just like me fr)