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Anonymous No.150299994 >>150300076 >>150300470 >>150300590 >>150304716 >>150305026 >>150305326 >>150308054 >>150308813 >>150310212 >>150315203
Homestuck: The Animated Pilot
Honestly, what could compel someone to even attempt adapting this?
Anonymous No.150300076
>>150299994 (OP)
>you give us money
>we give you show
Anonymous No.150300356 >>150301475
freaks and weirdos, the lot of them
Anonymous No.150300470 >>150301462
>>150299994 (OP)
So has it been established how much of the buggy stuff from their grub-hood carries over to adulthood in Trolls? I've seen all sorts of fan shit about "oh they're tucked against their sides to brace their ribs" or something. I don't think it's ever been covered by canon; for whatever value that has now.
Anonymous No.150300590 >>150300644
>>150299994 (OP)
>Kanaya
I would fuck that bug.
Anonymous No.150300644 >>150300734
>>150300590
But would that bug fuck you?
Anonymous No.150300734
>>150300644
I don't know, but if she did I would assume it would end with her biting my head off.
Anonymous No.150300837 >>150302969 >>150323029
When HS^2 one-upped Hussie
Anonymous No.150301037 >>150301156
great panel
Lovecraftโ€™s cat No.150301156
>>150301037
Place Rose in the grave to steal her primo momdaughter while she fails to rot and gets confused about it all
Anonymous No.150301462 >>150302016 >>150309795
>>150300470
Considering how most larva pupate, they'd have no reason to have 'grubscars' because they'd just liquefy and reconstitute as small humanoid trolls.
I always found it more interesting if, canonically, trolls looked essentially human besides the horns and skin and teeth and shit, but upon closer inspection they had weird subtle alien traits. Like their hair has an uncannily different texture because it's made of chitin rather than keratin.
Not to say I dislike seeing cool super alien redesigns, though. Those are always cool.
Anonymous No.150301475 >>150301647
>>150300356
Kanaya and Karkat could've been switched
Anonymous No.150301647 >>150302276
>>150301475
Why wouldn't you have Kanaya as stitch?
Anonymous No.150301984 >>150302124 >>150302193
It is kind of hilarious how Hussie is capable of effortlessly mogging the HS:BC team's ability to scramble together some stupid user-suggested "rub character against various objects in room" pages. He did 18 in one day with more on the way in Jester Quest while the Beyond Canon team can hardly scrounge together 10 in a week with way more people working on the project, and being paid to do it. Surely it must be a situation of there just being too many cooks in the kitchen. It's not even like the art is crazy good or anything, and only a few pages had bespoke artwork.
Anonymous No.150302016
>>150301462
>because they'd just liquefy and reconstitute as small humanoid trolls.
I keep forgetting this is how a bunch of insects undergo metamorphosis. My bro Karkat turned into soup, and then a young boy popped out.
Anonymous No.150302082 >>150302359 >>150305580
after starting a scuffed fan adventure on mspfa, I can only ask, how the fuck does he do it?
Anonymous No.150302124 >>150302193
>>150301984
To be fair to HS:BC team they are all doing it as a hobby. While hussie is a beast, with no job (probably), gets to slam his brand new vriska and can slam out the sketches of JQ like second nature. Meanwhile the HS:BC team is trying to be technically precise (the new panels are very crisp and consistent, also gifs) on a team wide level
Anonymous No.150302193 >>150302245
>>150301984
>>150302124
Also, the HSBC pages have to tie in to some greater story about the satyrs and nymphs and the Homestuck character at large, so there's more cognitive load to connecting all of those dots. Jester Quest is Hussie returning to old MSPA form with total stream of conscious bullshit.
Anonymous No.150302245 >>150302290 >>150303002
>>150302193
the secret hs:bc plot thread spreadsheetโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.150302276 >>150303254
>>150301647
Just on a design level. Stitch's grumpy little face just seems more appropriate on Karkat than Kanaya
Anonymous No.150302290
>>150302245
I can't imagine how much was scrapped from the team switch during The Debacle, but I'm sure they have some plan in mind. It's why the Gigapause happened but Hussie was able to unload hundreds of pages of the kids dicking around with their sillydexes, launching bullshit out of windows.
Anonymous No.150302358 >>150302417
I remember back before Lord English was unveiled, there was part of the fandom that thought one of the existing characters was going to be revealed to be Lord English. My money had been on Dad - who is a weird universal constant - just opening his closet, walking in, and then walking back out wearing the Cairo Overcoat.
Anonymous No.150302359
>>150302082
just how prolific do he even have to be just to do it
Lovecraftโ€™s cat No.150302415
Jester Quest continues to be good. That rhino wont save himself now
Anonymous No.150302417 >>150302429
>>150302358
I thought it was going to be Sollux personally.
Anonymous No.150302429 >>150302497
>>150302417
How come?
Anonymous No.150302444 >>150302490
it was clearly going to be the mspa reader
Lovecraftโ€™s cat No.150302490
>>150302444
>kill and torment the kids for their many pages of hijinks
The meta is bad for Englishโ€™s whimsy though
Anonymous No.150302497 >>150302538
>>150302429
>connection to the LE virus
>eyes go black and white
>Doom aspect
>skilled programmer, fitting to the Lord British reference
>the two ancestors that LE seeks to make into his maidservants are Feferi and Aradia's
Anonymous No.150302538
>>150302497
You know what? I get it, it has more substance than my "LE = DAD" theory. Now I'm kind of disappointed he didn't turn out to be the big man himself.

>>connection to the LE virus
Fuck me, I forgot about that. That was from way in the beginning of the Troll arc.
Anonymous No.150302602 >>150302635
Jester Quest now has more pages than Bard Quest
Anonymous No.150302635 >>150302692 >>150302890 >>150302950 >>150302999 >>150303621 >>150305293 >>150305674 >>150307802 >>150309901
>>150302602
I'm gonna be honest Andrew.

This won't make me forget the multiple failed studios, attempted lawsuits against youtubers, hostile takeovers of fandom spaces, and forcibly grafting a dog penis onto Jade.
Anonymous No.150302692 >>150302732 >>150310272
>>150302635
lap it up dog.
Anonymous No.150302732
>>150302692
I'll just wait for this one to implode like all the others.
Anonymous No.150302890 >>150302984 >>150303006 >>150305319
>>150302635
It's hard to find joy in his work anymore knowing how much of an asshole he is.
Anonymous No.150302950 >>150310272
>>150302635
>attempted lawsuits against youtubers
Andrew did nothing wrong.
Anonymous No.150302969
>>150300837
>Dave Strider right after Hussie's banishment from the narrative is immediately written to fuck Aradia 24/7
The shackles have been broken.
Anonymous No.150302984
>>150302890
Every single thing he does now seems to be not just through that lens, but also the fact that it comes off as an attempt to get back into the good graces of people he secretly hates.
Anonymous No.150302999 >>150303023
>>150302635
The Sarah Z stuff and mismanagement of Hiveswap were shitty. I'm permanently skeptical of putting any money into big Homestuck projects as a result to the point I won't buy Hiveswap Ep 2 until the 3rd comes out, if ever. Especially all that bullshit with HS^2, putting his emotionally unstable friend Kate Mitchell into a position of prominence and not telling her to shut the fuck up on social media was incredibly stupid.
The 'hostile takeover of fandom spaces' seems like slapfight between Gio and Makin who seem to be just as brokebrain if not more.
Who cares about Jade's radioactive neon green dog weiner though. Fictional characters aren't real.
Anonymous No.150303002 >>150303104
>>150302245
>the secret hs:bc plot thread spreadsheet
the what now?
Anonymous No.150303006 >>150305303
>>150302890
I think it makes it way funnier.
Anonymous No.150303023 >>150303044 >>150303118
>>150302999
>The 'hostile takeover of fandom spaces' seems like slapfight between Gio and Makin who seem to be just as brokebrain if not more.
Not that. The thing back when HS2 was first starting and Hussie demanded that Makin give control of that discord and reddit to him. There's full conversations and receipts of that.
Anonymous No.150303044 >>150303063 >>150303163 >>150303339
>>150303023
No I am referring to that as well, by saying Makin. I don't high Makin in very high regard either, him and his weird rationalist recruitment mill.
Anonymous No.150303063
>>150303044
>high Makin in very high regard
I meant hold, obviously.
Anonymous No.150303104
>>150303002
it was revealed to me in a dream
Anonymous No.150303118
>>150303023
SAHcon too.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/elephant-in-room-133933917
>Who these organizers will be is anyoneโ€™s guess, because as far as I understand, SAHCon is essentially being taken over by Andrew Hussie and a team adjacent to him.
>Who is on this team, why they have decided to take control of this final SAHCon is unknown to me, as whenever I ask, I am either brushed off or stymied by vague allusions to nondisclosure agreements.
Anonymous No.150303163 >>150309933
>>150303044
Didn't Makin step down though and Hussie kept badgering his replacement and the mod team anyway because they wouldn't ban people for saying HS2 sucked?
Anonymous No.150303254
>>150302276
yeah but it makes more sense personality wise
Anonymous No.150303339 >>150303696 >>150303726
>>150303044
Sure, but that doesn't give Hussie the right to just step in and bully people because they said his dog dick cuck comic rightfully sucks ass.
Anonymous No.150303555
Hussie's gotten so far up his own ass he's become a parody of himself.
Anonymous No.150303621 >>150303645
>>150302635
qrd?
Anonymous No.150303645 >>150303939
>>150303621
https://old.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/1mzb6fi/what_happened_to_homestuck_a_recap_of_the_collapse/

Here's a better summation, though I'm sure hypnofag or some other astroturfing shithead who shouldn't be up on a school night will whine about it being all fake.
Anonymous No.150303696 >>150303757 >>150303921
>>150303339
You seem really adamant about riding makin's cock with how you gotta keep going on about hussie being worse. Is it impossible for him, Gio and Hussie to all be retarded niggers in your head or something?
Anonymous No.150303726 >>150305416
>>150303339
I just don't feel very sympathy much because it seems like two people vying to maintain fiefdoms of impressionable internet randos. It's just that Hussie is better at it and Makin is worse. Hussie also created Homestuck and other things and Makin makes... a reddit and a website that links to Worm? Obviously I'd rather the former still be active than the latter, Makin is essentially useless to me.
Anonymous No.150303757 >>150303775 >>150303810 >>150303879
>>150303696
>hussie being worse
Hussie is objectively a terrible fucking person who has ruined multiple lives, Makin's just a retarded reddit mod.

What the fuck kind of simping nonsense is it? Why the fuck are people trying to downplay and rehabilitate Hussie's image now?
Anonymous No.150303760 >>150303791 >>150304177
It always amazes me how bad Andrew Hussie is at both project management AND PR management.

Like he's SO shit at managing large projects, which only gets made worse by how bad he is at managing his image/brand.
I can tell that it's mostly an ego thing, he probably insists on being at the head of everything even tangentially related to his work and having direct control, which leads to shit going south because he can't just take his hands off the fucking wheel and let certain projects or spaces manage themselves, then he lashes out when other people tell him to stop grabbing the fucking wheel (which ultimately leads to him looking like a massive dick and wasting tons of money in the process).

Dude seriously needs a handler, someone to jab him with a cattle prod and say "no" whenever he's about to do something completely fucking stupid.

Still, it's fucking funny to watch though.
Anonymous No.150303775 >>150303810
>>150303757
The pilot being announced has gotten an influx of underage faggots coming into the fandom and not realizing how bad it is. It's not even worth it for the porn (which is almost all bad now).
Anonymous No.150303791
>>150303760
Remember how he did that article for polygon whining about how he's a cult leader and doesn't want to be, and now is back at it because it turns out he can't be anything else anymore?
Anonymous No.150303810 >>150303819
>>150303757
>Why the fuck are people trying to downplay and rehabilitate Hussie's image now?
These threads are literally the last place to try to say he's redeemed himself, and no, a few anons going "is homestuck back bros???" are the majority
It's just you have to be a fucking idiot to not notice how many of the people who he's fucked over are equally as retarded as he is by how much they overdramatized and act like he raped them by being an incompetent shithead. If that's somehow "simping" to you then congratualations, you've outed yourself as someone who probably pisses his pants and gets red in the face over shit that has never happened to you and will never affect you
>>150303775
Ah yes, just because I don't dedicate my existence to bitching about the guy means that I'm a newfaggot. Go choke to death on a dick
Anonymous No.150303819 >>150303835
>>150303810
Taking Hussie's side even slightly should be a death sentence.
Anonymous No.150303835 >>150303842
>>150303819
mental illness
Anonymous No.150303836
It's pretty clear that Hussie's more than just incompetent at this point. He's also fairly malicious, which is what's even more damning.
Anonymous No.150303842 >>150307964 >>150307981
>>150303835
Homestuck fan.
Anonymous No.150303879 >>150303916 >>150304810 >>150307473
>>150303757
>Why the fuck are people trying to downplay and rehabilitate Hussie's image now?
Could it be that the idea he 'ruined people's lives' sounds fucking insane and hyperbolic? He ruined their lives? Irreparably? I mean, take that reddit post you linked to. I skimmed it and don't see anything resembling 'ruining' even one person's life, let alone 'multiple'. Can he just not be an unpleasant person to communicate with, a bit of a douche to the people he works with, and really bad at managing projects?
The entire post can be summed up to 'Hussie lacks the discipline and foresight to see projects through and isn't very transparent, also he is annoying'. The litigiousness against Sarah Z was extreme, but in line with Andrew Hussie being an asshole. The actual legal overtures are probably the worst thing he's done, because those can have real consequences. Everything else is just frivolous and immaterial.
Take this line for example
>He often acted more like a disconnected ruler of his fandom than a grateful creator.
I'm sorry, how does a grown adult type this shit out and not feel a twinge of embarrassment? Why the fuck do I, behind my computer screen, even as someone who is pretty passionate about reading and rereading and thinking about Homestuck, give a single fuck how 'grateful' Andrew Hussie is?
Anonymous No.150303916 >>150303984
>>150303879
>He ruined their lives?
That part IS true. A bunch of the employees for the first what pumpkin studio moved out to New York from his repeated promises and were left high and dry.

Half of the shit leveled against him in the Sarah Z video was all about how things were mismanaged and fucked up, and how many employees that affected. He ended up admitting to fucking them over.
Anonymous No.150303921
>>150303696
They are all retarded, but Makin and Gio aren't business owners with people who depend on them financially. We already know Hussie fired without warning or severance a whole team of fulltime employees and that he keeps making frivolous legal threats. That's worse than being a powertripping mod or writing overdramatic blogposts.
Anonymous No.150303938 >>150303965 >>150303984
>retards who don't know anything that Hussie is done trying to talk about how it isn't that bad because he wrote a webcomic that was good for three years of its run and hot fucking shit for the other thirteen.
lol
Anonymous No.150303939 >>150304027
>>150303645
>we were supposed to get a hiveswap game with dammek in the human world
god dammit this is the worst fucking timeline ever
Anonymous No.150303965 >>150303984
>>150303938
That's the funniest part. All the drama and dipshit legal action for what's going to be another boring HS2 reboot or a TV show that'll get one whole season and not be very funny. But hey maybe we'll get some more June and Davekat teasing.
Anonymous No.150303984 >>150304039 >>150304055
>>150303916
In the future, people might want to frontload this information before all the caterwauling about Jade's penis or Karezi or >>150303938 >>150303965 again, whining about the webcomic! Are you angry about the immoral actions of a guy with power or are you still bitter about the trajectory of a webcomic being too gay? You're sawing out the legs of your own point while you make it!
Anonymous No.150304027 >>150304115
>>150303939
genuinely thought seeing dammek dick around in the earth world would be the second part of the first game so that was really disappointing for me
Anonymous No.150304039 >>150304051 >>150304063
>>150303984
You understand people are angry about both right? That the webcomic went to shit just as the author lost his mind. You can wrap your head around that concept, right?
Anonymous No.150304051
>>150304039
Well it might strike a denizen of the cartoon for children's board as strange, but I am more inclined to care about real people's livelihoods than plot points in a fictional story, and perhaps one might deserve more bandwidth in the conversation than the other.
Anonymous No.150304055
>>150303984
Homestuck is shit, Hiveswap's never getting done, Homestuck #2 is only liked by twelve year old fujos, and Hussie is an evil retard.

Get it?
Anonymous No.150304063 >>150304100
>>150304039
nta to be fair most of what reddit brings up when they say hussie is bad is because of stuff like caucasian
Anonymous No.150304100 >>150304113 >>150304156 >>150314404
>>150304063
I mean the whole dog penis thing basically enabled and incensed the worst fucking people in the fandom and turned the porn scene into mostly racist cuck shit and toddlercons, but that's a different can of worms for a different reason. I hate him because he's a performative and simultaneously opaque hasbeen who tries to use his fading fame to hide the abuse of his employees.
Anonymous No.150304113 >>150304156
>>150304100
>incensed
Not incensed, forgot the word I was thinking of. Basically made them crawl out of the woodwork while driving off anyone who made halfway decent smut.
Anonymous No.150304115 >>150304141 >>150304162
>>150304027
that's probably what was supposed to happen. the first game felt so ridiculously short
Anonymous No.150304141
>>150304115
Well it's not their fault! After all it only took what, six years, millions of dollars, and two studios to make a Unity game with premade code assets.
Anonymous No.150304156 >>150304200
>>150304100
>>150304113
Forgive me if I'm not rending my garment over the fact your Homestuck porno tastes weren't being met. Also this thread is just as full of people with weird and offputting paraphilias, I've literally seen people in here writing elaborate greentext fanfic about statutory raping an underage Rose probably 10 threads ago.
Anonymous No.150304162
>>150304115
seriously both it and the second one had the length of a glorified demo
Anonymous No.150304177 >>150304200
>>150303760
>he probably insists on being at the head of everything even tangentially related to his work and having direct control, which leads to shit going south because he can't just take his hands off the fucking wheel and let certain projects or spaces manage themselves
isn't it the opposite with how everytime he leaves a team to their own devices they get trannyhappy or incompetant?
Anonymous No.150304200 >>150304226 >>150304330
>>150304156
Yeah, and guess what? Those people are also probably dogdick fags.

>>150304177
No, a bunch of those godawful decisions are him in the background, despite their claims of him stepping away. Roach revealed that he was still dictating stuff for this iteration of Homestuck Two.
Anonymous No.150304226 >>150304254
>>150304200
>hussie makes terezi cuck dave
>hussie makes roxy cuck john
>hussie makes rose cuck kanaya
am I getting this right? the fuck is wrong with him?
Anonymous No.150304254 >>150304268 >>150308003
>>150304226
He just divorced his vriska cosplaying wife to go start dating another, younger Vriska cosplayer.
Anonymous No.150304268
>>150304254
>hussie makes vriska 2 cuck vriska 1
Itโ€™s just like vriska v (vriska)
Anonymous No.150304296 >>150304330
I wanted to be like hussie in highschool. I still do wish I could write snappy quips like him or juggle as many plotlines or even just know how to make jokes and appealing characters
Anonymous No.150304330 >>150304360 >>150304422
>>150304200
Anon I don't think the (presumably male) anons lusting after pubescent girls are, 'dogdick fags'. I think they are just heterosexual men with a lust for teenagers, there's actually a whole thing about that right now in the news regarding public officials if you'd believe it.
>>150304296
He's good at turning a phrase, but it's not like he has some god-given gift. Keep in mind he had been doing a shitload of stuff before Homestuck, including graphic novels and adventures that were either shorter or didn't finish. Failed projects make you better, so just keep making stuff even if it peters out.
Anonymous No.150304360
>>150304330
You don't know the guy who is always going on about how hot it is that Rose gets knotted? He's the most annoying bitch in these threads.
Anonymous No.150304422 >>150305695
>>150304330
>He's good at turning a phrase, but it's not like he has some god-given gift. Keep in mind he had been doing a shitload of stuff before Homestuck, including graphic novels and adventures that were either shorter or didn't finish. Failed projects make you better, so just keep making stuff even if it peters out
thanks anon that's a pretty inspiring way to see it. I think I needed to hear that
Anonymous No.150304452 >>150311079
Hussie just uses purple prose as a joke and is good at coming up with punny portmanteaus. There's enough people that can emulate his voice to where he's not unique. Even now with jester quest you can see he's kind of turned into a parody of himself because he's regressed as a writer.

All you have to do is plan things out and stick the landing, and you can surpass him.
Anonymous No.150304595 >>150306281
ahahaha
Anonymous No.150304699 >>150304759 >>150306281
jesus fuck why does the discord have like 50 subchannels
Anonymous No.150304701
Is anything happening with Hardlocked?
Anonymous No.150304713
>recreating 9/11 in jester quest
okay I chuckled a bit
Anonymous No.150304716
>>150299994 (OP)
Genuinely surprised this is still up.

1. new on the pilot?

2. Did the alabaster anon enjoy his schizokino?
Anonymous No.150304759
>>150304699
10,000+ users
Anonymous No.150304810 >>150306468
>>150303879
>He ruined their lives? Irreparably?
He did abuse people who worshipped him and tolerate the abuse from his inner circle to others.

There's absolutely no reason to believe he's stopped this behaviour. Abusers are chronic mate.
Anonymous No.150304935 >>150304989 >>150305128
Finished reading the epilogues, moving on to Beyond Canon, I still feel that meat was objectively better than candy, candy is just sad
Anonymous No.150304989
>>150304935
Candy is pretty sad, yeah, but that's kinda the point. Have fun with Beyond Canon
Anonymous No.150304992
I want her so bad
Anonymous No.150305026
>>150299994 (OP)
I don't know what a homestuck is (nor do I want to), but I love those bug designs and wouls kill to see a show using them
Anonymous No.150305128
>>150304935
But don't you like Dave and jade's pointlessly miserable marriage because somehow he's got gay angst?
Anonymous No.150305293
>>150302635
lol who gives a shit about any if that.
How about never finnishing Hiveswap?
Anonymous No.150305303
>>150303006
this. People act as if hussie killed their dog, when in reality hussie killed his entire family and let us watch in morbid horror.
Anonymous No.150305309 >>150305320
I want Vriska to hypnotize me.
Anonymous No.150305319 >>150309119
>>150302890
>4chan and Tumblr: lol i am so autistic/neurodivergent XD
>Hussie does ANYTHING
>4chan and Tumblr: AAAAAAGHHVGFVHGFFGHH HEโ€™S SUCH A FUCKING ANIMAL KILL THIS FUCKING FREAK DIE DIE DIE AAAARGBHFFGNBCFHNKK
Anonymous No.150305320
>>150305309
We know
Anonymous No.150305326
>>150299994 (OP)
>vriska
>not a spider or scorpion
come on, they had ONE job
Anonymous No.150305368 >>150309889 >>150309927
>everyone hates author self-inserts
>except hussie with dave
>except michelle with ava's demon
what did they do right?
Anonymous No.150305416
>>150303726
>Hussie is better at it
Andrew either let Viz destroy or actively destroyed himself 11 years worth of posts from the MSPA forums. A not insignificant chunk of which were other people's works of art, writing, lore, fanventures etc, including the original threads of fucking K6BD and Prequel. I'm not overly convinced by the idea of him "making Homestuck" when he couldn't give two fucks about the things other people have made and to this day (almost a decade on) has never apologized for it and has never formally annouced what happened or why. Makin had to use a toblerone to get the bastard to admit what happened, and Hussie had the gall to make fun of him for it when he sperged out about his unofficial server.
>I don't feel very sympathy much
>tumblr filename
Oh you're a retarded underage ESL, never mind. You don't know about that because you were probably 5 years old when it happened.
Anonymous No.150305580
>>150302082
Finally, Ive been waiting for a fort
Anonymous No.150305600 >>150306194 >>150306658 >>150306760 >>150306865 >>150306894 >>150307555 >>150308066
>Eridan is in JQ
Fucking asshole. Get outta there.
Anonymous No.150305674 >>150306289 >>150310272
>>150302635
I dont give a fuck, Im here for art, not business management. If I buy something and it doesnt come then Ill be pissed, but so far im getting more comics, so why would I care about bullshit drama?
Anonymous No.150305695
>>150304422
Seconding this, as a huge hussiefag I can confirm he did shitloads of comics that are not funny at all before he got into a groove, and thats just looking at stuff he posted publicly. Keep at it long enough and you can grow by leaps and bounds
Lovecraftโ€™s cat No.150306194
>>150305600
Sometimes you gotta talk to the realest niggas u know
Anonymous No.150306281 >>150320993
>>150304595
>>150304699
You guys are in the wrong discord I think
Anonymous No.150306289
>>150305674
Same. Hussie is eccentric and weird. You kinda have to be to make comics like this. Idgaf anymore, I've been here this long. I just wanna enjoy the comics. Jester Quest is really good so far.
Anonymous No.150306468 >>150307473
>>150304810
You come across as someone looking for a target you are morally allowed to hate.
Anonymous No.150306658
>>150305600
my fuarking hero
Anonymous No.150306760
>>150305600
>That Eridan and Shrek made it out of the Lord English bumrush.

Good for them.
Anonymous No.150306865
>>150305600
*wwalks into quest*
Anonymous No.150306894 >>150306973 >>150307091 >>150314516
>>150305600
Anyone remember that Andrew said this about Eridan and Shrek during Eridan's Pesterquest gender arc?
Anonymous No.150306973
>>150306894
this is deep
Anonymous No.150307091
>>150306894
I can see how the guy kept coming up with these long tangents you entirely zone out on.
Anonymous No.150307473 >>150307528 >>150307858
>>150306468
>>150303879
Hi @arachonteur
Anonymous No.150307528 >>150307542
>>150307473
Running through a checklist, eh?
Anonymous No.150307542 >>150307565
>>150307528
NTA, loser
Anonymous No.150307555 >>150307563 >>150308066
>>150305600
It keeps happening!
Anonymous No.150307563 >>150307581 >>150308066
>>150307555
And it keeps happening more!
Anonymous No.150307565
>>150307542
Not Totally American? Yeah I get that vibe from you.
Anonymous No.150307581 >>150307604
>>150307563
I forget, which adventure is this from?
Anonymous No.150307604
>>150307581
That ones from Alabaster because it takes place while the Trolls get into their own session, so it also keeps refrencing them to the point theres basically 3 trolls being freaky stalkers of the troll kids.

One of them also has this impression of Eridan, somehow.
Anonymous No.150307802 >>150310272
>>150302635
>hostile takeovers of fandom spaces
lol
Anonymous No.150307858
>>150307473
mental illness
Anonymous No.150307886 >>150307982 >>150308190
>get 1 dollar from andrew
>spend 10 hours defending him on 4chan
>everyone else has the mental illness
Anonymous No.150307964 >>150307981
>>150303842
You son of a bitch, you take that back!
Anonymous No.150307981
>>150303842
>>150307964
Wait, I'm retarded, I thought you were accusing him of being a Homestuck fan.
Anonymous No.150307982
>>150307886

Here for the love of the game homie
Anonymous No.150308003
>>150304254
Is the younger Vriska cosplayer fatter than the old one?
Anonymous No.150308054 >>150308084 >>150308215
>>150299994 (OP)
What is this is just what Trolls actually looked like? There'd be a lot fewer people who'd want to fuck them, that's for sure.
Anonymous No.150308066
>>150305600
>>150307555
>>150307563
his time here is far from ogre
Anonymous No.150308084 >>150308104 >>150308125
>>150308054
Silksong says otherwise
Anonymous No.150308104
>>150308084
Those are still generally designed to look a lot more humanoid and smooth.
Anonymous No.150308125
>>150308084
Well that's a HOT bug. Those things in OP were just bug-bugs.
Anonymous No.150308190
>>150307886
it says something that you hear a person go โ€œeveryone is retardedโ€ and immediately assume I got 40-something year old clown dick in my throat
Anonymous No.150308215 >>150308242 >>150310144
>>150308054
Many would
Look up murahachiro
Anonymous No.150308242 >>150308373
>>150308215
Fair point. But surely the bug-weirdos don't outnumber the Troll-specific Homesmut weirdos.
Anonymous No.150308373 >>150308390
>>150308242
If you stack up all the insect porn lovers and artist and individuals who have just enjoyed it on occasion? Yeah I'd say they rival trollfans specifically, not in output not by a long shot but an equivalence in fans.
Anonymous No.150308390 >>150308415
>>150308373
Damn, son. That's not what I wanted to hear today.
Anonymous No.150308415 >>150308461
>>150308390
This isn't even including people into nightmarewaifus and true xeno waifus.
Anonymous No.150308461 >>150308519
>>150308415
True xeno waifus as in the alien from Alien but with tits, or a starfish alien with no eyes that communicates by undulating a gas bladder, but with a vagina? How 'true xeno' are we going here? How magical is this realm we speak of?
Anonymous No.150308519
>>150308461
If your waifu can be adequately cosplayed by a normal human woman with a some prosthesis work she ain't xeno enough.
Anonymous No.150308813 >>150308929 >>150309155 >>150309223 >>150310193 >>150313557 >>150314550 >>150323495 >>150323504
>>150299994 (OP)
Someone in these threads recommended me to read sburb.exe a bit ago and I gotta say and other than enjoying it quite a bit I also really wanna fuck kiki's big sister
Anonymous No.150308929
>>150308813
It has Jack vs Dinosaurs, whats not to ultimately love even if its getting the kids into the game at a absolutely glacial pace.
Anonymous No.150309119
>>150305319
>acts like a nigger
>gets shocked when people treat you like one
Anonymous No.150309155 >>150309221
>>150308813
>Someone
You mean everyone? This comic is constantly shilled here, are you new here?
Anonymous No.150309221
>>150309155
Sburb.EXE has actually come up not that much, Prisounebounds the one youยดre thinking.
Anonymous No.150309223
>>150308813
She looks like she hooks up with delivery men.
Anonymous No.150309766 >>150309944
More than 3 weeks since the last Space Days update... feed me tridesert
Anonymous No.150309795 >>150309914 >>150309938
>>150301462
>Considering how most larva pupate, they'd have no reason to have 'grubscars' because they'd just liquefy and reconstitute as small humanoid trolls.
i'm far too autistic about it, but this is why i have and will always fucking hate grubscars, they look ridiculous and make zero sense, and it pisses me off to no end that it basically became accepted as canon thanks to friendsim so they're everywhere now, but i guess many retarded things have become accepted as canon at this point
otherwise i do like seeing more alien designs of trolls, ones that commit more to the weird humanoid bugs theme anyway, not the "anthro troll" garbage
Anonymous No.150309889 >>150309922
>>150305368
Hussie self inserting into Dave made Dave end up lame and unfunny. He's a shadow of himself.
Anonymous No.150309901
>>150302635
i am enjoying JQ and it shows that hussie does still have some of his old spark left at least, but yeah it doesn't change my opinion on him as an induvidual being a complete piece of shit. i'm just not giving him a cent.
Anonymous No.150309914
>>150309795
People want furry aliens, not bug aliens.
Anonymous No.150309922 >>150309960 >>150310097 >>150310140
>>150309889
There's a Jade somewhere out there that. Dave out there is balls deep in. That Dave is the funniest Dave in the multiverse.
Anonymous No.150309927 >>150309950
>>150305368
>everyone hates author self-inserts
>except hussie with dave
How shocking! It's almost like Homestuck fans (this thread included) have shit taste!
I wonder why...
Anonymous No.150309933
>>150303163
it lasted for a few weeks until they realised how fucking insane the situation actually was and quickly stopped giving a shit
Anonymous No.150309938 >>150310219
>>150309795
They look like gills and make no sense it's a bullshit idea a moron had.
Anonymous No.150309944 >>150309957 >>150310846
>>150309766
Why'd he draw her like that?
Lovecraftโ€™s cat No.150309950 >>150310026
>>150309927
Dave is great
Anonymous No.150309957 >>150309987
>>150309944
Nobody can resist the charms of a southern belle
Anonymous No.150309960
>>150309922
No wonder Jade is so lame, Dave sucks out all her coolness via his penis.
Anonymous No.150309987 >>150310100 >>150310239
>>150309957
She is the image-definition of white trash and is transphobic, I'm more surprised that tridesert drew her so appealing
Anonymous No.150310026 >>150310172
>>150309950
Thanks for proving my point guy
Anonymous No.150310097 >>150310121
>>150309922
You are unfunnier than every single Dave fan in existence
Anonymous No.150310100
>>150309987
We already said she's hot, you don't need to sell me on her further.
Anonymous No.150310101 >>150310227
hell yeah
Anonymous No.150310121 >>150310132
>>150310097
Hello Homestuck discord. Aren't you a little young to be browsing this website?
Anonymous No.150310132
>>150310121
Discord users love Dave thoughever
Anonymous No.150310140
>>150309922
This is like a johnshouldfuckrose situation huh. The quality of the comic really took a nosedive when the four kids were separated.
Anonymous No.150310144
>>150308215
>murahachiro
wtf
Anonymous No.150310157
The funniest part of the pilot is Hussie and his orbiters trying to defend act 6 for years only for the people working on the series to admit now that it'll have to be rewritten because it's total trash.
Lovecraftโ€™s cat No.150310172 >>150310195
>>150310026
Your comeback is lame bro, that's not how you show you have refined creative taste. you just sound like a highschooler.
Anonymous No.150310193 >>150310232
>>150308813
Hairy fujo pussy....
Anonymous No.150310195 >>150310218
>>150310172
>you just sound like a highschooler.
I bet the thought of a highschooler browsing this thread is giving you a massive boner right now guy
Anonymous No.150310212
>>150299994 (OP)
Retardation.
Hubris.
Lovecraftโ€™s cat No.150310218 >>150310229
>>150310195
No I get that from the hot chicks who worked on Homestuck/posted here who like me - buzz off lamer
Anonymous No.150310219 >>150310249 >>150310645
>>150309938
>They look like gills
Opinions on depictions of Karkat with gills? something something, weird off-fuchsia mutant who can't breathe underwater but still has shriveled gills, something something idk
Anonymous No.150310227 >>150310265
>>150310101
That reminds me, I'm one of the few people who can still request stuff for jesterquest it seems? Like they locked it from new people being able to send stuff in the channel. Let me know if any of you have anything you want me to submit! There's a 1 hour cool down for each submission.
Anonymous No.150310229 >>150310285 >>150310656
>>150310218
>No I get that from the hot chicks
13 year old hot chicks, got it!
Anonymous No.150310232 >>150310343
>>150310193
Jade bush...
Anonymous No.150310239
>>150309987
Yeah but she has big boobs tied up in a shirt and killer thighs, there is nothing more attractive
Anonymous No.150310249 >>150310271
>>150310219
lungfish karkat?
Anonymous No.150310265
>>150310227
Nvm they just hit the member cap. But idk which one Hussie is gonna pull from first so
Anonymous No.150310271 >>150310321
>>150310249
The missing link. But then he has to put up with his friends asking him why his skin is always visibly moist.
Anonymous No.150310272 >>150310302 >>150312370
>>150302692
>>150302950
>>150305674
>>150307802
You people are retarded.
Lovecraftโ€™s cat No.150310285 >>150310656
>>150310229
You're getting desperate bro and since you're seeking to starve me of a social life ill make the inboxes of the animation industry my social life until you lose your desire to talk here

The soulless feminists you seek to please for crumbs of validation are not the only type of female adult
Anonymous No.150310302
>>150310272
Worse, they think Hussie will somehow make good Homestuck again instead of accepting it's bad forever.
Anonymous No.150310321 >>150310356 >>150310406
>>150310271
That would make Karkat the hemo-reacharound wouldn't it?
Anonymous No.150310343 >>150310396
>>150310232
Why do people keep thinking she's a fujo instead of a fucking furry
Anonymous No.150310356 >>150310404
>>150310321
The hemospectrum is a circle/wheel, not a straight line.
Anonymous No.150310396 >>150310558
>>150310343
Davekat shippers want people to support their ship even if they'd be disgusted with it, rightfully so.
Anonymous No.150310404 >>150310458 >>150310533
>>150310356
filthy suffrist propaganda
Anonymous No.150310406
>>150310321
more like HOMO reach around, amirite? fellas?
Anonymous No.150310458 >>150310471
>>150310404
Condy fucks redblooods!
Anonymous No.150310471 >>150310501
>>150310458
And heirs fuck seers, what of it?
Anonymous No.150310501 >>150310929
>>150310471
EquiusXTerezi pics?
Anonymous No.150310533 >>150310584
>>150310404
I have modified the image with 1 single click
Anonymous No.150310558
>>150310396
I thought davekat was on the way out because it turns out it's fucking boring.
Anonymous No.150310584
>>150310533
Mrs. Popo...
Anonymous No.150310645
>>150310219
There's some theories that lime-bloods had some fresh-water "sea"-dwellers in their caste, making them semi-aquatic.
Karkat is a off-color lime so that'd probably work better,
Lovecraftโ€™s cat No.150310656
>>150310229
>>150310285
>said nothing
You're still getting featured, lil bro, enjoy living in the smarter, de-faggoted world you helped me create
Anonymous No.150310732
There's no way this show makes it past the pilot, Hussie and his friends demonstrably can't follow through on collaborative projects for shit.
Anonymous No.150310846 >>150311451
>>150309944
Because CSPA works can't stand on the merits of such ridiculous things as 'good writing' and 'interesting characters and concepts' and instead have to jingle keys in your face with shoe-horned cheesecake.
Anonymous No.150310860 >>150310897 >>150310900 >>150310917
Should I attempt to read Homestuck again? I was a big fan back when it was actually running, I ended up losing it when Hussie did a bunch of re-writes of earlier chapters (My autistic teen ass re-read chapters regularly and had conniptions about it.) but ended up totally dropping it when it went into the alt-universe. Is the new stuff coming out warrant a look back at the series? Or should I just read Jesterquest and relive the Problem Sleuth era?
Anonymous No.150310897 >>150310917 >>150311140
>>150310860
There were rewrites? How have I not heard of that
Anonymous No.150310900 >>150310917 >>150311140
>>150310860
By rewrites do you mean the retcons? Could use the UHC and set it so they don't show up until you reach that point. It's really only a random glowing arm that's like 2 pixels or some oil stains on a random corner.
Anonymous No.150310917 >>150310933 >>150310954 >>150311022
>>150310860
>>150310897
>>150310900
Excellent shilling you sold it well.
Anonymous No.150310929
>>150310501
No
Anonymous No.150310933
>>150310917
lolwut
Anonymous No.150310954
>>150310917
No shilling here, just honest to god autistic compulsion to answer people's questions.
Anonymous No.150311022
>>150310917
Bro Homestuck sucks but he's just answering a question
Anonymous No.150311040 >>150311186
You think we'll ever see them again?
Anonymous No.150311073 >>150311093 >>150311174 >>150311208
Will Homestuck ever be good again
Anonymous No.150311079
>>150304452
>All you have to do is plan things out and stick the landing, and you can surpass him.
This, Undertale's writing is mid as fuck but it was a complete and cohesive product with a good ending
Anonymous No.150311093
>>150311073
No but John might be trans one day.
Anonymous No.150311140 >>150311185
>>150310897
>>150310900
No I'm talking about Karkats original convos with John and the way they were jumbled around, after the trolls were actually introduced there were some changes to earlier dialogue and the order of conversations that sent me into an autistic overload. In the total scheme of the series it was like a couple of pages with minor re-writes, but at the time there wasn't that many pages so it fucking *bothered* me. Up until that point I'd been following from the day 1.
Anonymous No.150311174
>>150311073
It could
All things that are possible in theory could happen
Will it happen
No
This world will perish in fire before anything yo care about is good again
Anonymous No.150311185 >>150311535
>>150311140
Huh, I didn't realize that was even a thing. I remember reading some commentary by Hussie about how annoying it was to keep track of all the different trolling patterns across the timeline so I would not be surprised if he went and tidied it up after he realized there were discrepancies. Do you have an example?
Anonymous No.150311186 >>150311264
>>150311040
no, we will not
Anonymous No.150311208 >>150311286 >>150311476
>>150311073
It has too much baggage to ever get old fans invested again. HSBC becoming a great comic right now wouldn't save it because it's based on the epilogue everyone hated.
Anonymous No.150311264 >>150311272
>>150311186
why
Anonymous No.150311272 >>150311292
>>150311264
the author decided he didn't want to make a sburb webcomic
Anonymous No.150311286
>>150311208
I liked the Epilogues, but disliked HS^2. HSBC is shaping up to be okay, I guess.
Anonymous No.150311292 >>150311315
>>150311272
why not do something else with them
Anonymous No.150311304
OUR WHOLE HEMOVERSE WAS IN A HOT, DAMP STATE
Anonymous No.150311315
>>150311292
don't ask me, ask him
Anonymous No.150311325 >>150311487
MEENAH
E
E
N
A
H
Anonymous No.150311451 >>150311527 >>150311532
>>150310846
There has been three instances of major cheesecake across both space day and prisounebound
You sure you're not just a fag?
Anonymous No.150311476
>>150311208
HSBC cannot be a good comic.
Anonymous No.150311487 >>150311585 >>150311664
>>150311325
Anonymous No.150311527 >>150314882 >>150314939
>>150311451
Because I need some man candy itโ€™s not fair straightfags get all the action.
Anonymous No.150311532 >>150314860
>>150311451
By how much you dolts talk about the poorly designed girl's big ass, you'd forgive me for thinking it's mainly ecchi and not ESL pesterlogs and paint by the numbers Christian devilangel exposition.
Anonymous No.150311535
>>150311185
I sort of wish I did, but this all happened 15 years and 4 computers ago. I tried finding some evidence but everything that old has died... oh well. Gonna go to sleep instead of binging Homestuck and staying up all night.
Anonymous No.150311585 >>150311639
>>150311487
Hottest troll
Anonymous No.150311607
Cheesecake seems to upset straights more than porn. I wonder why that is.
Anonymous No.150311639 >>150311664 >>150311712
>>150311585
Finest fish in the pond and Karkat proving his fishing skills.
Anonymous No.150311664 >>150311674
>>150311639
>>150311487
wanna smooch that water bitch
Anonymous No.150311674 >>150311725
>>150311664
Dave please
Anonymous No.150311712
>>150311639
ADOR
ABALE
I AM ABLE
TO ADORE
Anonymous No.150311725 >>150311740
>>150311674
Of all characters, why Dave?
Anonymous No.150311740 >>150311764
>>150311725
He's going through a midlife crisis.
Anonymous No.150311764
>>150311740
This does not answer my question. Explain why you made such connection
Anonymous No.150311810 >>150311859 >>150311932
which characters would have nipple piercings
Anonymous No.150311859 >>150312225 >>150312442 >>150321054
>>150311810
Meenah
Kanaya
Porrim
Equius
Nepeta
Dirk
Anonymous No.150311932 >>150312408
>>150311810
Jade
Anonymous No.150312225 >>150312389
>>150311859
nepeta would never, she's too sweet, too dear, too nepeta...
Anonymous No.150312308 >>150312337
Anonymous No.150312337 >>150312433
>>150312308
Hypno.
Bitch.
Anonymous No.150312370
>>150310272
just relax pal
Anonymous No.150312389 >>150312417
>>150312225
She did it because Equius did it, didn't even feel that bad!
Her nipples have been kind of sensitive since tho...
Anonymous No.150312408 >>150312508
>>150311932
jade would never
Anonymous No.150312417 >>150312491 >>150312496
>>150312389
Cease your lustful thougths this isntant
Anonymous No.150312433 >>150312443
>>150312337
really? not 8itch? what's wrong with you?
Anonymous No.150312442
>>150311859
there was some art I found awhile back with meenah spread eagle with clit and nipple piercings so now I think shes the hottest troll
Anonymous No.150312443 >>150312519
>>150312433
I usually don't emulate her typing quirk because it feels like it could cause unnecessary confusion the next time she shows up here.
Anonymous No.150312491
>>150312417
hnngg
Anonymous No.150312496
>>150312417
My thouhgts may cease
But them titties don't
Nepeta on my face
In my mouth
Absolute Nepeta
Anonymous No.150312508 >>150312563 >>150319005
>>150312408
Yeah, it gets in the way of her uncontrollable lactation.
Anonymous No.150312519 >>150312543
>>150312443
I think she'd find it endearing, Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery mediocrity can show to greatness, or however that goes
Anonymous No.150312543
>>150312519
>mediocrity
Anonymous No.150312563 >>150312602
>>150312508
Yeah she would have a prince albert
Anonymous No.150312602 >>150312636 >>150313078
>>150312563
Lactation anon, lactation.
Anonymous No.150312636 >>150312667 >>150312683 >>150312700
>>150312602
Where are there organs? In their thighs?
Anonymous No.150312667
>>150312636
pocket dimension
Anonymous No.150312683
>>150312636
gods don't need organs
Anonymous No.150312700 >>150312757 >>150312759
>>150312636
Why are you just rolling out every whiny twitter whining thing in this thread? Who the fuck linked this thread offsite?
Anonymous No.150312711 >>150312734
Anonymous No.150312734
>>150312711
>no tits
>no ass
>no prospects
Anonymous No.150312757 >>150312774
>>150312700
If Hussie wants to do damage control maybe he should make something good for once in his life.
Anonymous No.150312759
>>150312700
You would make a great lolcow
Lovecraftโ€™s cat No.150312774
>>150312757
Jester Quest is good
Anonymous No.150312776 >>150312797 >>150312799 >>150312838 >>150313245
This thread sucks so I'm gonna post shit sometimes
Anonymous No.150312797 >>150312811
>>150312776
>he
Anonymous No.150312799
>>150312776
ominous image, very bad for the thread's feng shui
Anonymous No.150312811
>>150312797
Jade turned them into girls with functioning wombs, but you gotta give Dave time to adjust.
Anonymous No.150312822 >>150312832
>The thread today.
Anonymous No.150312832
>>150312822
maybe I shouldn't have baked this one
Anonymous No.150312838 >>150313245 >>150313818
>>150312776
based dove
Anonymous No.150313078 >>150313835
>>150312602
Is that the TF2 font
Anonymous No.150313098 >>150313109 >>150313112
>jester quest
Why have I not heard of this until now
Anonymous No.150313109
>>150313098
because its two days old
Anonymous No.150313112
>>150313098
Its very new
Anonymous No.150313245
>>150312838
>>150312776
god I love bimbos
Anonymous No.150313451 >>150313823
Anonymous No.150313557 >>150315811 >>150315971
>>150308813
I think I'm in love....
Anonymous No.150313818 >>150313834 >>150315305
>>150312838
Why is girl Dave always flustered anyway. Man Dave is kind of stoic.
Anonymous No.150313823
>>150313451
need more glossy condy
Anonymous No.150313834
>>150313818
he has woman hormones now
Anonymous No.150313835
>>150313078
yeah that is for sure TF2build
Anonymous No.150314286 >>150315560
that thing from jesterquest flashforwards is a reference to psycholonials
Anonymous No.150314401 >>150314429 >>150314532 >>150314562 >>150314796 >>150315109
Alright act 6 haters you win.
Hussie just lost me here
Anonymous No.150314404
>>150304100
>and turned the porn scene into mostly racist cuck shit
Huh? Since when? Where??? Asking for a friend haha. :^)
Anonymous No.150314429 >>150314636
>>150314401
quit here and read double death of the author instead
Anonymous No.150314516 >>150314538 >>150314593
>>150306894
I got pesterquest but only played John and Rose's routes so far. The fuck do you mean "Eridan gender arc".
Anonymous No.150314532 >>150314796
>>150314401
Don't you like Vriska solving EVERYTHING? For the timeline to have continued without problems, VRISKA HAD TO LIVE.
Anonymous No.150314538 >>150314913
>>150314516
I only know bits, but Eridan goes on about how genders are a redundant assigment or something.
Anonymous No.150314550
>>150308813
>random Wodahs cardboard cutout
Wife material
Anonymous No.150314562 >>150314636
>>150314401
John should've just used his retcon powers to prevent the events of [S]game over, that would have saved the series
Anonymous No.150314593 >>150317876
>>150314516
In Eridan's route, but he identifies as non-binary and crossdresses in order to make the March Eridan joke not be transphobic. He gets upset as Solliux for being able to have his own gender identity, despite it goes against the continuity that Sollux's lusus has to be CHAINED UP on the rooftop and is insane that Sollux has to feed it Mind Honey to calm it down. Also, prior to it, Feferi broke up with Eridan much earlier this time, so he can't kill lusus anymore to help Feferi. Nothing in his route, Feferi's, or by the end of Pesterquest, makes any hint or note that she has a backup plan to feed the lusus. Basically making Feferi's lusus permanently hungry for good.
Anonymous No.150314636 >>150314662
>>150314562
I genuinely thought that's what was going to happen

>>150314429
Immediately I see davepetaspritething so I think I gotta finish HS first
Anonymous No.150314662 >>150314717 >>150317854
>>150314636
>davepetasprite
why did that even happen
Anonymous No.150314717 >>150314737 >>150315013
>>150314662
mario star
Anonymous No.150314737
>>150314717
i like how hussie completely ignored all of that
Anonymous No.150314796 >>150314842
>>150314401
>>150314532
did she really have to be behind EVERY FIX?
Anonymous No.150314842 >>150317811
>>150314796
oh it gets worse
Anonymous No.150314860
>>150311532
The last 3 fucking threads havent even mentioned it besides maybe someone going "Guys look, Ellith".
Have you read either of them or have you just skimmed what's been posted here and decided since you're a major bitch you'll hate them because other people like it and it annoys you slightly.
Anonymous No.150314882
>>150311527
If you ask either creators they'd be more than happy to draw some yaoi for you
Anonymous No.150314913 >>150315011
>>150314538
There were several thing about eridan they could've focused on and the non-existent piece of his lore is what they wanted to talk about?

Hate.
Anonymous No.150314939
>>150311527
I mean one of the cheesecakes is Yttris in a speedo
Anonymous No.150315011
>>150314913
Yeah, agendas or something take priority above the actually interesting stuff i guess.
Anonymous No.150315013 >>150316592
>>150314717
>davesprite sacfrificed himself to save this timeline just to be the butt of a joke
Anonymous No.150315109 >>150315164 >>150315183 >>150315244
>>150314401
>Alright act 6 haters you win.
I never read homestuck can you explain to me why people hate act 6 ?
Anonymous No.150315164
>>150315109
Act 6 has great ideas but subpar execution, which is still good but not as good as Act 5
Anonymous No.150315183
>>150315109
It's not very good. And then it gets worse. Hussie retcons all of it and replaced it with Vriska and Davekat, and who wants that?
Anonymous No.150315203
>>150299994 (OP)
Fefari should be a waterbug, because aquatic.
Anonymous No.150315244
>>150315109
It introduces too many concepts and ends up dropping most of them anyway
Anonymous No.150315245 >>150315263 >>150315930
I just wanted john to fuck vriska.
Anonymous No.150315246 >>150315439
>Jester Quest is so popular that they needed to open a second command thread because only 1000 people can post in the same channel at any one time as per Discord's server limitations
That's crazy.
I'm amazed how big this little meme comic became so quickly.
Anonymous No.150315263 >>150315930
>>150315245
That's what I'm sayin'.
Anonymous No.150315299 >>150315308 >>150315521 >>150315553 >>150315555 >>150315567
can planet consorts be mammalian?
Anonymous No.150315305
>>150313818
Lots of dog cum in her
Anonymous No.150315308
>>150315299
How would we know, theres only so many canon examples.
Anonymous No.150315439 >>150315478
>>150315246
It's amazing how in like 3-4 days it spurned more updates and a funnier storyline than anything in HS:BC over the last year.
Anonymous No.150315478 >>150316575
>>150315439
Hussie can, in fact, sometimes write good things. The BC team cannot.
Anonymous No.150315521
>>150315299
I think there are only really four kinds of consorts, those all being reptiles or amphibian.
That being said, there are other inhabitants that can be around on a planet, like the angels on Eridans land. I don't quite remember, but I think those are never stated to be consorts.
Anonymous No.150315553
>>150315299
I don't think so. Hussie said he always wanted Sburb's animal imagery to be steeped in reptiles and amphibians because there's sort of a primordial feeling to all of them, hence why the universe is a frog.
Anonymous No.150315555
>>150315299
all the known consorts are herptiles. The reason for this is because it relates them to the genesis frog. But I think you could easily stay on theme by using aquatic or amphibious mammals like musk rats or otters.
Or just ignore canon and do wwhatever theres a ton of fan consorts on the doll maker website
Anonymous No.150315560 >>150315572 >>150316928
>>150314286
what does this mean for Jollacrity
I haven't played that yet
Anonymous No.150315567
>>150315299
you could do primordial creatures in general, alabaster does saber tooth tigers and mammoths which fits that theme
Anonymous No.150315572 >>150315996
>>150315560
zero idea i just stumbled at them while looking for ideas to draw juggalo art
Anonymous No.150315811 >>150315925 >>150315971
>>150313557
Show that same love to the actual fujoshis in /co/ threads, if you really feel that way. Smh
Anonymous No.150315925 >>150315971
>>150315811
Women donโ€™t appreciate my tributes
Anonymous No.150315930 >>150316039
>>150315245
>>150315263
It might still happen if you're willing to accept June
Anonymous No.150315971
>>150313557
>>150315811
>>150315925
dont fucking trust online girls. those sluts have no heart and no place for you in their lives
especially imageboard ones
>t.massive faggot who got lured by them too much
Anonymous No.150315996 >>150316645 >>150316911 >>150316928 >>150317623 >>150318887
>>150315572
I looked up a video and she's literally in that.
Has no one here played this?
Anonymous No.150316039 >>150316112 >>150316186
>>150315930
Hell no, not nuVriska, I mean act 5 act 2 Vriska, that's the one I give a fuck about
Anonymous No.150316112 >>150316186
>>150316039
To be fair, they made aged up Vriska really pretty.
Anonymous No.150316186 >>150316248 >>150316407
>>150316039
>>150316112
Act 5 vriska personality in grown vriska body,.
Anonymous No.150316248
>>150316186
The grown up one did basically get speedrun through a Hyperbolic Character Development Time Chamber, so she IS probably closer to late Act 5 Vriska than before.
Anonymous No.150316407 >>150316583
>>150316186
now all we need is a version of John deserving of that, candy john sucks and the real deal meat John had the hots for Terezi before he died... man the best ship in the series just keeps getting cockblocked by circumstance
Anonymous No.150316575 >>150316629
>>150315478
It's funny because other people can emulate his writing well enough. Just nobody official.
Anonymous No.150316583 >>150317171
>>150316407
So what we need is some sort of....Ultimate John? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgAWmWER_90&t=103s
Anonymous No.150316592 >>150316649
>>150315013
>sees his best friend, John, fucking the troll that killed him in his timeline
>as well as his other self fucking with Karkat
>Jade is lonely or committed infidelity with his sister
>said sister is now fused with her cat, became Jasprosesprite^2, and is hitting on John's grandma
Being Davesprite is suffering.
Anonymous No.150316629
>>150316575
The fact of the matter is the only people who would be talented enough to work with Homestuck and make it good also want nothing to do with it.
Anonymous No.150316645
>>150315996
>playing a visual novel
Anonymous No.150316649 >>150316668 >>150316691
>>150316592
Lets be honest, becoming Davepeta was a mercy kill for the poor fucker because it also kinda overwrote him.
Anonymous No.150316668 >>150316678
>>150316649
So basically, he just stopped thinking.
Anonymous No.150316678 >>150316718
>>150316668
Its better that way.
Anonymous No.150316691
>>150316649
Anonymous No.150316718
>>150316678
Is it? Losing autonomy just to let someone else think for him? Worse is implying Nepeta is FINE doing it for him if it means she masks her own sadness. The misery and depression the two share being the only reason why they haven't exploded and de-fused.
Anonymous No.150316911
>>150315996
Damn, I heard some bad things about Psycholonials, but never bothered to read it myself. Unironically, I'm kinda interested now that I know there's a connection to JQ.
Anonymous No.150316928 >>150316972 >>150317000
>>150315996
>>150315560
If we go by Psycholonials plot, it could be a meta thing. Those clown gods are all "succesors" who embraced their role as a clown cult leader to the very end and succeeded in their universe to spread the gospel and remain a stable leader figure. In Psycholonials, the main character, Zhen (hussies sort of self insert as a blasian zoomer homestuck fan), also Known as Z. (Get it. Zhen Z. Pronounce it Chinese if you still dont get it.)

Im ngl I really liked Psycholonials. It was an interesting read, especially when it came out, it was pretty relevant. Also the music was great.
Anyways,
Z, eventually gets overwhelmed with her role as the jubilite leader, she got herself too deep into this mess and has multiple deaths on her hands, including an innocent online simp named Percy who took a bullet for her, stupidly. She pushes through this though until the destruction threatens to affect her thicc blue haired population loving bestie who she has a complicated lesbian crush on. Now shes not so sure if she can go through with all this. Other than this though, shes handling the role perfectly and could easily see it through to the end and secure celestial immortality and guaranteed ascension to be a literal god. But she turns it down in the end because being a god isnt even fun if she cant clap fat fangirl ass. She passes on the role of leader to a mute, but scarily potent and destructive sort of mime/clown bodyguard of hers called "Mizzlebip" who eventually becomes our universes god (Nozzleburp). Lots more happens in between but thats like, the most condensed I can make it. Its worth it, definitely read it if you havent. If anything its a good look into Hussies mind and mental state.
Anonymous No.150316970 >>150316994
Anyways, the Jollacrity character looks like one of the ascended gods in psycholonials, which.. could mean shes one of the people that hussie.. passed on his legacy to? Like a disasterous but enthusiastic and charming ghostwriter that meddles in the stories and inserts their own headcanons and bullshit. Im guessing its like. Hussies personification of the fans that he actually kind of likes, the ones that he would kind of trust to carry on his legacy, hence why shes the one verbalizing and executing the discord suggestions that hussie deems usable for JQ
Anonymous No.150316972
>>150316928
>being a god isnt even fun if she cant clap fat fangirl ass.

Yeah that sounds like Hussie.
Anonymous No.150316994
>>150316970
Thanks for the qrd
Anonymous No.150317000
>>150316928
*kpop loving

Idk how it autocorrected to "population loving"
Anonymous No.150317171
>>150316583
I could live with that
Anonymous No.150317445 >>150317536 >>150317909
https://www.psycholonials.com/cast

But yeah Jollacrity is literally one of the gods in Psycholonials.
My running theory is:

Top Jasmine, also one of the gods, is a very clear reference to my friend Big Sharon, who has been hyping up Hussie on his Instagram since it was first created and has a running joke where she commented on his psycholonials teasers asking "can I be in the game" and people agreeing that she should be in this new game hussie was making. Nothing crazy, just some online horseplay and tomfoolery. Shes also unfathomably based and Hussie seems to appreciate her presence and SBAHJ-esque tributes and fan art on instagram. She was also one of the first people (I think THE first) to make Psycholonials fanart. She posted drawings of Z and Abby before they even had names, and before the trailer even dropped and Huss was still teasing still frames of these new mysterious characters on instagram.
Top Jasmine bears a very clear resemblance to Big Sharon's character in appearance and name, leading me to believe that it was added as a subtle sort of "thanks" for the support despite what a fucking fool he was making of himself at the time. Or like "hey you're not so bad". Especially since she is the last and final/most recently added god on the list.

If this is true, all the other gods could also be Hussie's little tributes to "good" homestuck fans he's met or observed.
So thats why I think Jollacrity represents what she does. She's probably a tribute to a fan Hussie got closer with, or the one woman(?) in the discord (Vibri) thats helping relay his messages for him and speaking on his behalf. Which is also what Jollacrity is doing in JQ.

All this to say, Hussie is tsundere and cryptic about it but he's still trying to show that he's making stuff for the fans that genuinely still care about his works. Kinda sweet.
Anonymous No.150317536 >>150317648
>>150317445
>sheโ€™s based
Based on what?
Anonymous No.150317623
>>150315996
I was only a little bit in before JQ started, also stopped playing it to do a full Homestuck reread... I'll probably get around to it after that.
Anonymous No.150317648 >>150317787
>>150317536
Oh you know
Anonymous No.150317787 >>150318006
>>150317648
sheโ€™s based on the JQ?! she ships daverezi?!
Anonymous No.150317811
>>150314842
Elaborate, sir. Destroy the last of my Homestuck nostalgia.
Anonymous No.150317854 >>150318471
>>150314662
I still don't get it. The kernelsprites can just prototype more, again? And if happens if you touch it? John gave Harlequinesprite a sweet high-five, but I don't see no clown-ass John-theme underlings wandering any of their lands. I have to be missing something important.
Anonymous No.150317876 >>150318015
>>150314593
>Sollux's lusus has to be CHAINED UP on the rooftop and is insane that Sollux has to feed it Mind Honey to calm it down.
How the hell did he survive long enough to code Sgrub?
Anonymous No.150317909 >>150318061
>>150317445
Based friend
Jollacrity being Vibri could make sense but the romance that's already starting could get awkward
Anonymous No.150318006
>>150317787
She ships Dave with whatever is convenient and funny I think
Anonymous No.150318015
>>150317876
It's strange when you think about it. Like in Vriska's case, one could argue that Spidermom raised Vriska so once she gains legs, her daughter can feed the mom as payback in return. Tinkerbull was able to raise Tavros despite its size compared to other lusus. How could a lusus that is not sound of mine was able to raise a wiggler after it hatches without accidentally killing it? In Beforus, the bi-clops was sound of mind and it was Mituna who had to be fed Mind Honey to calm him down.
Anonymous No.150318061
>>150317909
Yeahhh and according to Vibri, Hussie hand picks which suggestions to use so idk if this is him being weird on purpose or just being autistic and not realizing the implications of what hes doing. Or he thinks we dont know about who Jollacrity represents and hes just using the character separately from its relation/inspiration to the irl counterpart? Seems like some shit hussie wouldnt think too deeply about but would come back to haunt him later if people end up connecting enough stuff together. I hope its not that deep.
Anonymous No.150318296 >>150318513
Anonymous No.150318471
>>150317854
Actual living things might have to actually intend to merge into the Sprite, with corpses/inanimate objects thats not so much a problem, but pretty much all the living Prototypings have been pretty intentional by the one going on.

Never been really set in stone though.
Anonymous No.150318513 >>150319374 >>150320427 >>150320831
>>150318296
wild to me that breedingduties is some sort of published author now
Anonymous No.150318887
>>150315996
no but i figured she was a reference to it given she has the symbol on her chest, never bothering with psycholonials everything about it looks like complete garbage
Anonymous No.150319005
>>150312508
>Phantomarcade/FNF inspired artstyle
Anonymous No.150319374 >>150319433 >>150319475 >>150319562 >>150320427 >>150322937
>>150318513
Are you fucking kidding me, is THAT why his pixiv account disappeared? He went professional and didn't want to be associated with big tiddy 3D MILF porn?
Anonymous No.150319433
>>150319374
He's still got a bluesky, he just doesn't do homestuck anymore.
Anonymous No.150319475
>>150319374
he came, he saw, he conquered. and he wept for he had modelled every titty
Anonymous No.150319562
>>150319374
IIRC it got banned for being uncensored, he's still posting stuff on newgrounds and bluesky, but it's all latina milfs instead of jades now
Anonymous No.150320402
I wish Hussie toned down the meta commentary and angsty social commentary shit in the comic and embraced the gamified creation myth he was going for. The cryptic symbology and esoteric mechanics in Sburb was a lot more engaging to me than him waxing poetic about his woes about being the captain of some fanbase he grew disdainful in. thats probably true of a lot of people though
Anonymous No.150320427 >>150320459 >>150320626 >>150321113
>>150318513
>>150319374
WHAT
Anonymous No.150320459
>>150320427
I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
Anonymous No.150320626
>>150320427
makes sense, he was always a better writer
Anonymous No.150320735
Anonymous No.150320831 >>150320976
>>150318513
Publishing what? Homestuck pregnancy porn with the serial numbers filed off?
Anonymous No.150320976
>>150320831
Sounds based.
Anonymous No.150320993
>>150306281
real link?
Anonymous No.150321054
>>150311859
swap kanaya with damara
swap nepeta with sollux because aradia likes really freaky sex
Anonymous No.150321113 >>150321419 >>150321596 >>150321723 >>150323780 >>150325422
>>150320427
found it
Anonymous No.150321419
>>150321113
Holy shit he made it.
Anonymous No.150321420
There's a lot of authors and people who started off in homestuck now, the locked tomb lady is the biggest example by far
Anonymous No.150321596
>>150321113
I wonder what he wrote. good for him, honestly.
Anonymous No.150321723
>>150321113
based
Anonymous No.150322422 >>150322672 >>150323776
>Homestuck Re-Release happening on 9/11 at 11:11 AM
I FUCKING KNEW HE'D DO IT HUSSIE YOU PREDICTABLE BITCH!

We're 9/11ing this bitch!
Anonymous No.150322509
How wide will Aradiaโ€™s ass be? This is very important.
Anonymous No.150322651
Jester Quest is over.
After all it did in fact turn out to just be a fun little event to lead into the release of the new website.

On another note, Jollacrity being super horny to the point of being off-putting was genuinely hilarious.
Anonymous No.150322672 >>150322691
>>150322422
>9/11
is hussie back to his roots?
Anonymous No.150322691 >>150322787 >>150322926 >>150324260
>>150322672
I mean, he even picked the time 11:11 because it looks like two towers.
Also, in the latest (and final) update to Jester Quest he talks about the new site and makes a 9/11 joke.

So yeah.
Anonymous No.150322719
Remember Gio.
You could have been a part of this.
Anonymous No.150322787
>>150322691
fuck yes I can't wait to see what he cooks next
Anonymous No.150322926 >>150322967
>>150322691
This is far too funny for modern Huss, what happened
Anonymous No.150322937
>>150319374
I don't think any author is stupid enough to attach himself to his porn account.
Anonymous No.150322967 >>150323011
>>150322926
he has found his mojo
Anonymous No.150323011 >>150323014
>>150322967
>hussie was just waiting for the tumblr era to die out
200iq play
welcome back, hussie
Anonymous No.150323014 >>150323029
>>150323011
Davekat is still a thing so it's bad.
Anonymous No.150323029 >>150325740
>>150323014
Its the age of Aradavea now >>150300837
Anonymous No.150323081 >>150323092
>Jester Quest is over
kill me pete. Slowly, and painfully.
Anonymous No.150323092 >>150323136 >>150323191
>>150323081
you may be in luck anon
Anonymous No.150323121
9/11 2?!
Anonymous No.150323136
>>150323092
I can't wait of >[S] Jester: Fuck Jollacrity
Anonymous No.150323191 >>150323203
>>150323092
link the disc?
Anonymous No.150323203 >>150323384
>>150323191
discord.gg/hsofficial
Anonymous No.150323259
Bardquestbros I think weren't going to get what we want upon the website's revival
Anonymous No.150323384 >>150323387
>>150323203
thanks man!
Anonymous No.150323387
>>150323384
np anon
Anonymous No.150323495 >>150323524
>>150308813
Slow as shit pacing aside it's probably the best one I've read, and it's been getting even better lately. I really like the new character.
Anonymous No.150323504
>>150308813
I stopped reading during the jack in dinosaurs bit, the author going to war or whatever kinda killed the pacing for me. I forgot what we were even doing
Anonymous No.150323524 >>150323541
>>150323495
i dont care that we havent really seen her yet i want to fuck sisterhearst
Anonymous No.150323541 >>150323547
>>150323524
I quite literally need to get shot in the head by a foaming at mouth insane bible thumping tradwife
Anonymous No.150323547
>>150323541
im glad someone here gets it
Anonymous No.150323687 >>150323696
Good news bros.
Jester Quest is getting one final update!
It's not over yet!
Anonymous No.150323696 >>150323702
>>150323687
>Makin
surprised he wasn't 86d on sight from the discord but that would probably be a bad look
Anonymous No.150323702 >>150323715
>>150323696
qrd?
Anonymous No.150323712 >>150323723 >>150323727 >>150323730 >>150324953
One of my favorite jokes from all of Homestuck is the bit where Equius is trying to figure out how human society is stratified so he can figure out who he's supposed to be racist towards and who he should be showing proper respect.
Anonymous No.150323715
>>150323702
moderator of the Homestuck reddit who's had a few spergouts here and there, Hussie tried to take over the subreddit and the unofficial reddit fan discord but Makin and co. told him to fuck off, there where entire leaked email exchanges between but Im not sure where those are archived anymore
Anonymous No.150323723
>>150323712
this is why i love equius. i too try to shove my humiliation fetish in everything.
Anonymous No.150323727 >>150324953
>>150323712
that was right around the kino conversation between him and dave where equius drops his rap and dave is super into it, then the poem starts getting too fucking weird for dave to handle
Anonymous No.150323730
>>150323712
RIP equius you would have loved /pol/
Anonymous No.150323776 >>150323985
>>150322422
This is the worst thing to ever happen on this day in history
Anonymous No.150323780 >>150324894
>>150321113
Oh so that's why we didn't have shitty melting wax 3d models being posted here anymore
Anonymous No.150323985
>>150323776
"They re-released Homestuck, it was like fifteen 9/11s" - Joe Biden
Anonymous No.150323987 >>150324015
Not sure if anyone saw this, but above the announcement for the website coming back was a little trailer of random panels and gifs set to new music. I looked it up and its some random guy with 4 subscribers who made it as a jesterquest theme. Its pretty good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RrWIhrkDqM
Anonymous No.150324015 >>150325848
>>150323987
Yeah there's actually a fuckload of "Jester Quest" tracks that were uploaded to the official discord.
Only two of those have been used so far (Ballad of Whimsy, for the Jester Quest trailer and the one used for the new site update).

Personally though, my favorites are definitely "Jester Murder" and "Joke's Over"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES4RYHkpMiY

Seriously there's like 20 of these songs on the official discord all made over the last 3 days, the people on there were pumping them out like crazy.
Anonymous No.150324248 >>150324967 >>150325724
Anonymous No.150324260
>>150322691
It has been 22.3 years since then, so that means he and others can make the joke.
Anonymous No.150324843 >>150324903 >>150324922 >>150325380
Anonymous No.150324864
sexy kids
Anonymous No.150324894
>>150323780
His femequius did it for me something fierce.
Anonymous No.150324903
>>150324843
Anonymous No.150324922 >>150325340
>>150324843
insane how much better rusty shitposting huss art is than late-homestuck beanmode
Anonymous No.150324953
>>150323712
>>150323727
The poem was my favorite part too. I relate to him in that situation so deeply
Anonymous No.150324967
>>150324248
Its okay Nepeta we can always forgive you dear sweet nepeta
Anonymous No.150325332 >>150325347 >>150325361
would you?
Anonymous No.150325333 >>150325408 >>150325437
Im switching between 4ch and the discord for homestuck conversations like theyre fnaf security cameras, but at least im not cringe enough to say shit like this.
Anonymous No.150325340
>>150324922
I'd like him to incooperate all sorts of styles for his next project like he did with homestuck
Anonymous No.150325347
>>150325332
Fine. You win. Thats a very good banana pic. I believe you.
Anonymous No.150325361 >>150325370
>>150325332
i really really really like this picture
Anonymous No.150325370
>>150325361
Save it, it's all yours
Lovecraftโ€™s cat No.150325380
>>150324843
Great return of mspa Homestuck
Anonymous No.150325408
>>150325333
>queen of 4chan
what did she mean by this
Anonymous No.150325417 >>150325845
So, quick thing that I've literally seen no one talking about at all.
The people making the homestuck animated pilot posted this earlier today.
https://www.instagram.com/p/DOcQbPsk7OT/
Meme aside, they're apparently doing a Q&A next week and have basically said they're going to drop the pilot release date when they do.
Anonymous No.150325422 >>150325451
>>150321113
Wonder what was the final straw
Anonymous No.150325437
>>150325333
Thatโ€™s right you get off my website bitch
Anonymous No.150325451 >>150325713 >>150325741 >>150325793
>>150325422
Homestuck 2 getting a writing team that swore to do better but then changed nothing.
Anonymous No.150325713 >>150325733
>>150325451
>changed nothing
Was he asking for retcons?
Anonymous No.150325724
>>150324248
nyapeta
Anonymous No.150325733 >>150325777 >>150325808
>>150325713
Most everyone wants nuHomestuck to just start over. When even Viz was telling him it was a bad idea, it was a bad idea.
Anonymous No.150325740
>>150323029
no aradia is already married to sollux
Anonymous No.150325741
>>150325451
Homestuck 2s team revealed that the condition for working on it was Hussie insisted that nothing could be changed.
Anonymous No.150325777 >>150325801
>>150325733
>Most everyone wants nuHomestuck to just start over
Local man asserts his opinion is everyone's opinion.
Anonymous No.150325793 >>150325811 >>150325827
>>150325451
Wait he was the one complaining about that? Good riddance.
Anonymous No.150325801 >>150325847 >>150326033
>>150325777
True bestie, I can't wait for June.
Anonymous No.150325808
>>150325733
So long as out of touch millenials keep writing it with all the embarrassing zoomerisms you can start it over as many times as you like and it'll still suck.
Anonymous No.150325811 >>150325993
>>150325793
Everyone complains that you offboard retard. Hussie making a funny promotion for fixing the website doesn't suddenly make it's shitty sequel more compelling.
Anonymous No.150325827 >>150325849 >>150325993 >>150326119 >>150326318
>>150325793
Until the pilot was announced the most positive reaction towards Homestuck 2 was apathy at best. Since you're new here I'll tell you straight that the only thing those update threads were used for was jacking off.
Anonymous No.150325845
>>150325417
Neat. I'm not expecting much of anything, but I'm interested to hear what they're going to say for this QnA.
Anonymous No.150325847
>>150325801
oh yeah....that....
Anonymous No.150325848
>>150324015
i still want to know what secrets these random teens that pump out fan songs know
Anonymous No.150325849
>>150325827
Notice how BC is updating right now and nobody fucking cares.
Anonymous No.150325932
Anonymous No.150325993
>>150325827
I've been here in every single one. They're a never-ending funeral, the porn stays in /aco/.
And, being apathetic about ^2/Beyond Canon doesn't mean anything about the very specific argument about wanting to restart it, which was a particular poster, which >>150325811 is too retarded to grasp.
Anonymous No.150326033 >>150326634
>>150325801
the funniest thing about June is everyone is going to be pissed no matter what
>Candy John becomes June
Suddenly Harry Anderson looks like a transphobe and he's still forever alone since theres no characters left for him, plus all the fans against it say the character is ruined
>Candy John is June but Meat John come back
same as above but the tumblrites arent satisfied because theres an untransed john
>meat john stays dead
terrible hanging plot thread
>both go trans
fucking kek.
no matter what happens its gonna be a hilarious shitshow, but thats what you get when you scream at fans JUNE IS GONNA BE REAL JUNE IS GONNA BE REAL for literal years and still havent had anything other than a sillhouette and twitter posts
Anonymous No.150326051 >>150326063 >>150326065 >>150326072
so the sites gonna be crashed all day right? no way it actually is live at 11:11
Anonymous No.150326063
>>150326051
Yep, will crash.
Anonymous No.150326065 >>150326085 >>150326086 >>150326132
>>150326051
>he thinks Homestuck has enough of a fanbase to crash a website anymore
Anonymous No.150326072 >>150326267
>>150326051
I give it about a 70 percent chance that the site crashes due to either retardation or underestimating traffic.
Anonymous No.150326085
>>150326065
We can crash a really shitty website
Anonymous No.150326086
>>150326065
>he thinks the retarded team that took over a year to fix the website will make it able to support even 5 people
Anonymous No.150326119
>>150325827
nah, they were mainly bitching, there was always /aco/ for jacking off
Anonymous No.150326132
>>150326065
FRAF forums crashed from users suggestions on a comic nobody reads. These websites aren't built great.
Anonymous No.150326267
>>150326072
Anon, he is releasing it on 9/11 and at the date that looks like the towers.

Any crash that happens might aswell be on purpose for the joke.
Anonymous No.150326287 >>150326607
3 minutes left
Anonymous No.150326318
>>150325827
Hey the art is usually pretty good. its almost enough to distract you from the dogshit pandering writing.
Anonymous No.150326324 >>150326342
Yep, it broke
Anonymous No.150326327 >>150326342
Site crashed lol
Anonymous No.150326337
lmao, DNS resolution failure. So the current site was just hosting the loading page and they then went to direct to the actual site and failed.
Anonymous No.150326342
>>150326324
>>150326327
Fucking hysterical.
Anonymous No.150326346
I WARNED YOU HUSSIE. I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE TOWERS.
Anonymous No.150326361 >>150326380
The zoomers are going to compare this to the cascade crashes despite this new site probably not being able to handle like 5k people
Anonymous No.150326380 >>150326393
>>150326361
The crash is absolutely part of the joke of the release date, thats just a easy yet funny one to go for.
Anonymous No.150326393 >>150326400
>>150326380
its funny but it also feels like lampshading. These are the same programmers who took what, two years to fix a website that was working in 2009?
Anonymous No.150326400
>>150326393
Maybe, but now Hussie gets to say that Homestuck returning was literally 9/11 all over again.
Anonymous No.150326424
Happy homestuck relaunch
Anonymous No.150326443
> White Queen, a second Jack Noir has hit the towers. Prospit is under attack.
Anonymous No.150326497
>hussie intentionally lets the site crash so fans can spam 9/11 jokes and get notoriety from day 1 of relaunch
your puny brains could never fathom his 200iq plays
Anonymous No.150326525 >>150326583
If they wanted the "we crashed the site" notoriety, then the twitter account would have announced that the site was live for everyone to go look at and hammer. Instead, no doubt some poor sod is working frantically to get this thing live before they announce it for the flood of traffic (and possible crash).
Anonymous No.150326583 >>150326604
>>150326525
>One crash by stupidity.
>Second once announced.

Still checks out, you gotta have 2 crashes for a proper 9/11, intentional or not.
Anonymous No.150326604
>>150326583
Oh, shit, you're right. Of course, a second crash has to hit the Homestuck website.
Anonymous No.150326607 >>150326613
>>150326287
Of what?
Anonymous No.150326613
>>150326607
Well technically until the website is back but that uhh didn't happen
Anonymous No.150326614
>9/11 Site crashes were a inside job.

See how easily this is memeable? Be they intentional or just by traffic, its a win/win.
Anonymous No.150326634 >>150326649
>>150326033
i still think the funniest possible course of action would be to turn Harry Anderson into June, because the name still technically becomes June Egbert
Anonymous No.150326649
>>150326634
wow now harry has a grain of unique character
Anonymous No.150326786
someone bake
Anonymous No.150326839
how many pages can you bookmark in the UHC?
Anonymous No.150327013
ITS ONLINE
Anonymous No.150327056
Looks like the first page of each of the other existing adventures are also up, but only those first pages.