>>150307759
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Many other shows like YuGiOh, Beyblade, BDaman did this whole parody shtick already and they got treated for what they were; funny parodies and toy commercials, you realize that, right, Pan?
AND IN ANCIENT EGYPTIAN TIMES PHARAOHS USED TO PLAY CHILDREN'S CARD GAMES AND IN THE FUTURE WE PLAY CHILDREN'S CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES
IN B-DAMAN WHERE EVERYONE USES BALLS, THE EARTH IS ONE GIANT BALL READY TO BE FIRED LIKE A BULLET OR USED AS A SOCCER BALL OR BASKETBALL CAUSE THIS IS WHAT HUMANITY, THE WORLD, EVERYTHING REVOLVES ON. Also because this is the message and theme of the show.
AND IN ANCIENT TIMES SPINNING TOPS WERE PLAYED BY GRUG HIMSELF AND A GIANT SPINNING TOP CALLED A BEYBLADE ERASED THE EVIL DINOSAURS AND SPAWNED THE ULTIMATE BEYBLADE, THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF POWER OF THE BEYBLADE AND ALL SPIRIT ANIMALS. THANK YOU METEOR BEYBLADE, WE WORSHIP YOU.
AND IN SPY DOGS, DOGS INVENTED HUMANITY, DOGS INVENTED THE PYRAMIDS, DOGS INVENTED THE COLOSSEUM, DOGS RULES, HUMANS DROOL, MWHHAHHAHAHA *ahem the dog handed over a script* "Dog Zero says that under no circumstance will we see humans as pets neither enslave them despite being far more intellingent than them" "Huh I wonder who wrote that *shreds it* yeah fine whatever"
And same deal with cat-centered shows which aren't as many as dog shows, but still push for the "Our X are amazing, you faggot humans must kneel and BUY OUR TOYS, BUY OUR TOYS, BUY OUR FUCKING TOYS"
That's what people will treat your parody of The Matrix which you aren't even capable of making it entertaining.
I've seen protagonists who aren't the chosen ones or actively reject their chosen ones destiny such as Mothafuckaz and the movie was a 6/10, but compared to your pilot it's a 20/10.
