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Anonymous No.150305677 >>150305772 >>150305806 >>150306438 >>150306485 >>150306492 >>150306503 >>150307511 >>150309013 >>150310138 >>150310183 >>150310828 >>150311154 >>150319331 >>150320712
How is she so hot with a dad like that?
Anonymous No.150305772 >>150305788 >>150305806
>>150305677 (OP)
The mom. Also
>implying Doof isn't hot
Anonymous No.150305788
>>150305772
/thread
Anonymous No.150305806
>>150305677 (OP)
>>150305772
Even if he wasn't hot, he'd have the hotness genes. You can be unlucky by getting all zeroes, but still have the possibility to hit all sevens.
Anonymous No.150306438
>>150305677 (OP)
The real world explanation is because Vanessa was not originally his daughter; the "bring your daughter to work" line at the end of her debut episode was added at the last minute; an improvisation.

In-universe, I don't know, she got it from her mom's side
Anonymous No.150306462 >>150306534
You take after your grandparents more. Not necessarily them but that generation in the family. Doof maybe has some hot aunts and we don't know much about the mother's side of the family
Anonymous No.150306485
>>150305677 (OP)
Because narrative causality demands that a mad scientist's daughter has to be a totally smokin' hottie.
Anonymous No.150306492
>>150305677 (OP)
Doof genes are crazy, brah
Anonymous No.150306503
>>150305677 (OP)
>Old people are not as hot as when in their teens/20s
I mean yeah?
Also her boyfriend was not hot until his late teens then he really became hot
Anonymous No.150306534 >>150311569
>>150306462
>You take after your grandparents more
That's bullshit, genetics is pretty random, but the farther away your ancestors are generations wise the less likely you are to inherit genes from them.
Anonymous No.150306630
Because Doof is a scientist and is probably capable of genetic manipulation.
Anonymous No.150307487 >>150307719 >>150309720 >>150313607 >>150313859 >>150315283 >>150317510
Anonymous No.150307511
>>150305677 (OP)
The real answer is that you guys could look that hot if you tried harder.
Anonymous No.150307719 >>150308045 >>150310909
>>150307487
Candace at least gets her mom's ass when she grows up.
Anonymous No.150308045
>>150307719
Lewd
Anonymous No.150309013
>>150305677 (OP)
Mom genes
Anonymous No.150309720
>>150307487
Mogged
Anonymous No.150310138
>>150305677 (OP)
Why not?
Anonymous No.150310183
>>150305677 (OP)
Luck
Anonymous No.150310828
>>150305677 (OP)
It's more common than you think
Anonymous No.150310909
>>150307719
I need proof of that
Anonymous No.150311154
>>150305677 (OP)
She's Roger's daughter
Anonymous No.150311455 >>150311507 >>150313100
She’s underage age you fucking freaks
Anonymous No.150311507
>>150311455
a picture of what out of 10?
Anonymous No.150311569 >>150313488
>>150306534
Counterpoint: I look almost exactly like my grandfather. Apparently his 25% of my genetic makeup was chosen for my appearance.
Anonymous No.150313100
>>150311455
Sexooo
Anonymous No.150313488
>>150311569
Nobody denied that you can look more like your grandparents, but statistically you’re still more likely to look like your parents. You got lucky with the genetic shuffle.
Anonymous No.150313607
>>150307487
Candace comes out on top every time.
Anonymous No.150313657
Anonymous No.150313759
It's funny how Doof is so ugly that the ugly-inator didn't affect him, but he still got married and went on dates. Personality goes a long way in Danville.
Anonymous No.150313859
>>150307487
Never watched Phineas and Ferb or Milo Murphy's Law, but I gotta admit that Vanessa clearly mogs the other two without even trying.
Anonymous No.150313935 >>150313972 >>150317534
For me, it's Stacy.
Anonymous No.150313972
>>150313935
Stacy has a bow for every occasion, huh?
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Anonymous No.150315283
>>150307487
Thicc vs sticc vs thicc
Anonymous No.150316257 >>150317390
This is Doofenshmirt's brother. There's either good genes in there, or his brother was banging his wife.
Anonymous No.150317390
>>150316257
Vanessa mentions that she likes her uncle, but we've never actually seen them interact.
Anonymous No.150317510 >>150318492
>>150307487
They got rid of her big Doof feet.
Anonymous No.150317534
>>150313935
Shrimp mode activated
Anonymous No.150318492
>>150317510
They retained the skin color change she had in her appearance on Milo Murphy's Law.
Anonymous No.150319331
>>150305677 (OP)
Hot mom, plus doof has good genes based on his brother. Doof probably looks fucked up because of all the fucked up shit that happened to him as a kid (malnourished, beat to shit, etc) which vanessa wouldn't have had.
Anonymous No.150320712
>>150305677 (OP)