Thread 150307155

Fear and despair when Starfire becomes intelligent.

>>150307155 (OP)
>All according to keikaku
>Translator's note: Keikaku means shlorpbong

>>150307155 (OP)
Her hair is always so sleek and shiny. What's her secret?

>>150308165
No shower

>>150307155 (OP)
she is intelligent
people just equate cynicism to intelligence so anyone that's cheerful and nice must be fucking stupid right?

>>150308283
Shut up, Bubbles. Come back when you learn what capitals and punctuation are.

>>150308342
Bubbles would never swear!

>>150308283
She was cheerful and "nice" yet she didn't come off as fucking stupid like Starfire did. :)

>>150308165
She licks them like a cat

>>150307155 (OP)
What would happen?

>>150309564
You can't trick her to give you free blowjobs anymore without her giving you that sarcastic "Oh so you're a fellow pervert person of culture too I see. I'm somewhat of an eccentric pervert too you see? No no please go ahead... show me all your fetishes and kinks so I may blackmail you later with them"

Canon Starfire is a dumb little sister that needs an adult cause she doesn't understand any customs or anything involving subtext so you think you can just masturbate in front of a tamaranean pet or someshit cause she's too dumb to realize what's going on or do anything with that information that might fuck you in the long run.

>>150308402
What the hell is Misato doing in capeshit cartoons?

>>150309564
I HAVE A PLAN. IT INCLUDES YOU.

>>150309612
That's rape

>>150309916
She's going to rape you.

Masturbating and having sex with the pets in the same room is rape and zoophillia towards the animals? :))

>>150309765
These off-model Teen Titans Go gag frames are so bizarre

>>150308283
Then how did BB convince her that letting your male friends soap you up in the shower is a compulsory Earth tradition? And that Cyborg and Robin can't do it because Cyborg would rust and Robin takes his mask off in the shower and doesn't want anyone to see his face.

>>150310201
lel