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Anonymous No.150307427 [Report] >>150308483 >>150309134 >>150310904 >>150311350 >>150312252 >>150314829 >>150316128
ITT we impersonate clueless suits
Anonymous No.150308483 [Report]
>>150307427 (OP)
>Get me some Starbucks for lunch!
Anonymous No.150308520 [Report] >>150311438 >>150313013
Anonymous No.150308767 [Report]
QUICK, SALES ARE DOWN WHAT DO WE DO!?

FIRST, AN EVENT, SECOND, REBOOT!
Anonymous No.150308781 [Report] >>150308814 >>150309551
Anonymous No.150308814 [Report]
>>150308781
To be fair, fanboy and chum chum's pitch bible was much more elaborate and professional than adventure time's. They're not clairvoyant, I think in their shoes most people would've done the same
Anonymous No.150308852 [Report]
OUR THIRD QUARTER PROJECTIONS DON’T LOOK GOOD, QUICK, HIRE SOME MORE FAT BLACK WOMEN!
Anonymous No.150308882 [Report]
>Are there any redheads we haven't racebent yet?
Anonymous No.150309134 [Report]
>>150307427 (OP)
You know what's hot right now, cinematic universe and comic book super heroes. So let's do a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cinematic universe. We'll have a stand alone movie for each of the turtles as well as Casey Jones and April O'Neil. The movies will build up to a new TMNT movie and in the after credits scene we'll hint towards a sequel where they face off against Shredder. We'll gender swap Casey Jones as a woman and race swap April O'Neil as a black woman for diversity. For added diversity we'll mention that April O'Neil is a lesbian and that Casey Jones is trans, but in way that can be cut out from the film for places like Saudi Arabia. Because the largest demographic that's interested in this franchise is men, we have to make sure all the male characters are really sexy and that none of the woman are. That way we can appeal to women too.
Anonymous No.150309146 [Report] >>150310152 >>150310636 >>150315804
>This'll bring everybody back
Anonymous No.150309551 [Report]
>>150308781
CatDog is overhated.
Anonymous No.150310152 [Report]
>>150309146
Dear Lord this industry is in shambles...
Anonymous No.150310636 [Report]
>>150309146
Damn
Anonymous No.150310904 [Report]
>>150307427 (OP)
What if Batman... but blue collar worker?
What if Joker... but billionaire and immortal?

What? Tynion already did broke bitch Batman?
What? Snyder already did superpowered Joker?

Okay, but what if... alternate universe!
Anonymous No.150311350 [Report] >>150311454
>>150307427 (OP)
>Charts show old cartoons have been seeing a surge in popularity while new IP fail one after another
>This means audiences miss their favorite characters. Let's reboot every single 90's franchise !
>No need to research about what made these cartoons successful in thé first place, just remake them in this "beanmouth style" kids seem to love (our artistic director made a powerpoint with latest trending shows to drain inspiration from)
Anonymous No.150311438 [Report]
>>150308520
Look, say what you will about Nick but he'd never approve of Pete making a deal with the Actual Devil.
Anonymous No.150311454 [Report]
>>150311350
Stop being dramatic, they didn't reboot EVERY single 90s franchise. They forgot a few of them. Now be quiet and enjoy the new Attack of the Killer Tomatoes movie coming this Halloween.
Anonymous No.150312252 [Report] >>150314611
>>150307427 (OP)
i heard my nephew talking about rizz all the time
that must stand for red twizzlers
so we need to create a cartoon about red twizzlers to capitalize on this hot trend
Anonymous No.150313013 [Report]
>>150308520
so this is why Peter 3 says "no big deal" in No Way Home when making the Lizard serum
Anonymous No.150314611 [Report]
>>150312252
GENIUS!
Anonymous No.150314807 [Report]
Kids like tik tok right? What if we film an entire 24-min long show in 30-sec scenes in 9:16 ratio?
Anonymous No.150314829 [Report]
>>150307427 (OP)
Isn't that what you guys already do when a cartoon gets canceled or people lose their jobs?
Anonymous No.150315804 [Report]
>>150309146
Grim
Anonymous No.150316128 [Report] >>150317999
>>150307427 (OP)
We need another Family Guy clone to fill out our lineup.
Anonymous No.150316688 [Report]
No one watched our new cartoon Pantheon, and the season 1 ended on a cliffhanger.
There's no chance actually releasing season 2 when it's hyped would cause any interest and spread by word of mouth. Let's just can it for months and resell it!
Anonymous No.150316747 [Report]
ONE MORE SEASON OF BIG MOUTH PLEASE
Anonymous No.150317999 [Report]
>>150316128
No no, Family Guy's old hat. What we REALLY need is a Rick and Morty clone! The youngsters still loves that show, right? :D