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Anonymous No.150311511 >>150312084 >>150312428 >>150313819 >>150314221 >>150315563 >>150317332 >>150317644 >>150318285 >>150319291 >>150322431 >>150322854 >>150322878 >>150324614 >>150326471 >>150326552 >>150326565 >>150327219 >>150327464 >>150328471 >>150328716 >>150332529
>A christian movie
Anonymous No.150311630 >>150320621
do you have a point or are you just here to bait post because there's lots of christian works that aren't nearly as sexualized
Anonymous No.150311670 >>150311755
Anonymous No.150311691 >>150327472
Anonymous No.150311717
Anonymous No.150311751 >>150312101
alright I'm done shitting on your retarded gooner post everyone have a nice day
Anonymous No.150311755 >>150311792 >>150317478
>>150311670
>Show is called "Veggie Tales"
>The characters are all fruits

What did they mean by this?
Anonymous No.150311792
>>150311755
>never watch show
>come to insane conclusions about its characters
people like you are the reason I avoid shippers
Anonymous No.150312084
>>150311511 (OP)
It's the giant heads that freak me out
Anonymous No.150312101
>>150311751
I wasn't making fun of the fact that it was Christian dummy
Anonymous No.150312150 >>150313116 >>150315533
I want r34 of the Marys from the "Light of the World" Movie.

You are supporting 2D cartoon movies, right Anon?
Anonymous No.150312428
>>150311511 (OP)
There are two tiers of "Christian Movies":

Secular adaptations of Christian/Abrahamic stories, like El Arca and The Prince of Egypt.

Religious media created by Christian artists to proselytize religious messages like Veggie tales, Wingfeather Saga, and Adventures in Odyssey.
Anonymous No.150313116 >>150313722
>>150312150
>that time Mary was an adorkable sitcom wife in The Star
I still have impure thoughts about her.
Anonymous No.150313722 >>150315127
>>150313116
I think Salome would make an awesome MILF. Also from "Light Of The World".
Anonymous No.150313819 >>150313943 >>150318174
>>150311511 (OP)
it's bad news
Anonymous No.150313943
>>150313819
when you show up the function baked af and everyone's worried but you had taco bell already
Anonymous No.150314221 >>150317093
>>150311511 (OP)
Is this bait for Saberspark?
Anonymous No.150315127
>>150313722
wew Lord
Anonymous No.150315148 >>150331495
Umm…
Anonymous No.150315533
>>150312150
Why the fuck does she look so old? She wasn't even 50 when Jesus was crucified
Anonymous No.150315563 >>150315642 >>150327497
>>150311511 (OP)
Made in Latin America. Of course those sex maniacs can't make a clean movie. I'm glad this one has anthros instead of just being about humans, though.
Anonymous No.150315642
>>150315563
>liking good looking characters is being a sex maniac
You are brainwashed
Anonymous No.150317093
>>150314221
He already made a video about it.
Anonymous No.150317332
>>150311511 (OP)
>You know what God says "Be fruitful and mulitply"
Anonymous No.150317478
>>150311755
They were going by the culinary definition
Anonymous No.150317644 >>150319226
>>150311511 (OP)
God, I wish there was more Bruma art. It feels like we got it pretty consistently for a few years there, then it started getting sparse, and now its just dried up and been dried up for awhile. It's disappointing, because she's clearly the best girl (especially when paired with a human male).
Anonymous No.150318174
>>150313819
Is that fucking Heathcliff in the background?
Anonymous No.150318285
>>150311511 (OP)
Dbaru has drawn absolutely wonderful things with these characters.
Anonymous No.150319226
>>150317644
I like Bruma's weirdly aggressive chest hair, i don't know why she has it and no one else not even the male lion, but it's bold.
Anonymous No.150319291 >>150323795
>>150311511 (OP)
is it actually a good watch? I might watch it tonight
Anonymous No.150320621 >>150321057
>>150311630
Cats Don't Dance was Christian? I never noticed any religious theme.
Anonymous No.150321057 >>150323807 >>150324515 >>150324622
>>150320621
>never noticed any religious theme
>the entire movie revolves around a hollywood production of Noah's Ark with gospel/jazz/blues style music throughout
how do you not pick up on Danny coming and LITERALLY bringing light into everyone's life? https://youtu.be/R1MA8Sb5rSA
saving Sawyer's lost soul?
https://youtu.be/AOnMspPrAwc
and being immutably undefeatable by the antichrist?
https://youtu.be/L1eBuuJqc44
Anonymous No.150322431
>>150311511 (OP)
How very Christian esques
Anonymous No.150322854 >>150324299 >>150324717
>>150311511 (OP)
Christianity is several warring factions each mired in hypocrisy.
Anonymous No.150322878 >>150326471
>>150311511 (OP)
Furry "fandom" goes on >>>/trash/
Anonymous No.150323795
>>150319291
It's meh
Anonymous No.150323807
>>150321057
Now you point it out, it is very black chruch in terms of themes
Anonymous No.150324299 >>150325900
>>150322854
Jews are right about Christianity then.
Anonymous No.150324515 >>150324625 >>150327859
>>150321057
You're stretching hard
Anonymous No.150324614
>>150311511 (OP)
Give me lion ass.
Anonymous No.150324622 >>150324662 >>150325138 >>150327510
>>150321057
>gospel/jazz/blues style music throughout
>how do you not pick up on Danny coming and LITERALLY bringing light into everyone's life? >saving Sawyer's lost soul?
>and being immutably undefeatable by the antichrist?
Hercules, the movie that pushed Cats Don't Dance out of theaters, hits all of those exact beats. Is it a Christian film?
Anonymous No.150324625 >>150327206
>>150324515
Kairel makes it stretch hard.
Anonymous No.150324662
>>150324622
I never realized how similar the two are until just now. Funny coinkydink, that.
Anonymous No.150324717
>>150322854
>Christianity is several warring factions each mired in hypocrisy.
Bar one: non-dispensationlist evangelical denominations
Anonymous No.150325138 >>150327593
>>150324622
Hercules, far and away, is a Jewish film.
It's kind of insane how it has next to nothing to do with the Greek mythology it took its names from, and is instead built on every single Jewish stereotype (with a heavy emphasis on the Hollywood Jews) and even built around Jewish folklore structure. Even the climax is Hercules just making a deal and then completely breaking its terms, and getting away with it not because of anything clever but just Hades not having the power to enforce the terms anymore.
Anonymous No.150325900 >>150327605
>>150324299
They would know. They did invent it.
Anonymous No.150326471
>>150311511 (OP)
>That recurring bit where the donkey and the deer are steppin' out

>>150322878
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Anonymous No.150326544
Leave us not forget the giraffe with the DSL's
Anonymous No.150326552
>>150311511 (OP)
A BRAZILIAN Christian movie
Anonymous No.150326565
>>150311511 (OP)
There is literally nothing in the Bible about drawing lions with big hips.
Anonymous No.150327206
>>150324625
Hot
Anonymous No.150327219 >>150327354
>>150311511 (OP)
1 > 3 > 2 > 4
Anonymous No.150327354 >>150327474
>>150327219
>not wanting to bang the hot granny lion
Anonymous No.150327442
That's a lot of lion.
Anonymous No.150327464
>>150311511 (OP)
Was this by a Catholicchad?
Anonymous No.150327472
>>150311691
Cocomelon Jesus
Anonymous No.150327474
>>150327354
I never once said I didn't want to bang her as well. You got me all wrong, anon.
Anonymous No.150327497 >>150327623
>>150315563
Shut up burnie
Anonymous No.150327510
>>150324622
Absolutely, the original mythology was thrown in the toilet and replaced with distinctly Christian vibes. Zeus is a benevolent king instead of the patron god of rape, Herc sacrifices himself and is resurrected, Hades is such an obvious Satan surrogate they don't even try to disguise it.
Anonymous No.150327593
>>150325138
Stfu
Anonymous No.150327605
>>150325900
You are a retard
Anonymous No.150327623 >>150327954
>>150327497
The Burned Furs were absolutely right about the degenerate lifestyles, pedos, and animal rapists in the fandom
Anonymous No.150327859
>>150324515
not really. a movie can present christian themes, metaphors, and symbolism without directly associating it with christ. What makes it christian is the influence christianity had on its creators and the people working on the project. Darla dimple tries to tempt danny into selling out all his friends so she can sabotage their show
https://youtu.be/6n2iAY28kAw
She is basically the devil
Anonymous No.150327875
https://youtu.be/LkPli2Ed19g
Anonymous No.150327880
forgot pic but you get what I mean I hope
Anonymous No.150327954
>>150327623
The burned furs were also full of massive hypocrites more concerned with rhetoric than reason.
Anonymous No.150328347
ough
Anonymous No.150328376 >>150329176
The ass was fat.
Anonymous No.150328471
>>150311511 (OP)
Wife
Hump n dump
Hump n dump
Nursing material
Anonymous No.150328514
El Arca gets a bad rep because some cartoon reviewer said it was bad when it's actually peak
Anonymous No.150328716 >>150330414
>>150311511 (OP)
>The cute shy housewife material with godlike hips
>the big titty bimbo slut that literally never stops cockteasing
>the fit, muscular femme fatale dommy mommy
>the dirty old hag that will do toe-curling freaky stuff to you
Anonymous No.150329176
>>150328376
big
Anonymous No.150330414
>>150328716
Sounds great.
Anonymous No.150331495
>>150315148
What is this?
Anonymous No.150331504
Anonymous No.150332529 >>150336427
>>150311511 (OP)

Disney owns this btw
Anonymous No.150332981 >>150334512
I need lion thighs.
Anonymous No.150334512
>>150332981
me too
Anonymous No.150336427
>>150332529
I don't believe you.