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Anonymous 9/11/2025, 1:02:35 AM No.150316009 [Report] >>150316515 >>150317378 >>150323731 >>150324763 >>150325443 >>150328119 >>150334449 >>150336134 >>150339693 >>150340804 >>150347424 >>150347987

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How long did Farquaad survive inside the dragon's stomach?

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 1:22:28 AM No.150316515 [Report] >>150318186 >>150329572 >>150358427

>>150316009 (OP)
The better question would be where he found a match and a means to lit it.

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 1:42:06 AM No.150316910 [Report] >>150317291

I know he was the villain but all the characters know he was alive and slowly being digested in there and yet they forced him to sing with glee.

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 1:48:31 AM No.150317012 [Report] >>150317069

Where are all the Dragons organs? Why is it just a spine and ribs inside a flesh balloon?

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 1:49:14 AM No.150317027 [Report] >>150341994

Karaoke Dance Party isn't canonical

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 1:52:19 AM No.150317069 [Report]

>>150317012
Farquaad was fighting his way out.

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 2:03:15 AM No.150317261 [Report] >>150320171 >>150322890 >>150323713

>DVD/VHS short film in which all the characters sing karaoke

>4-D theme park attraction involving Farquaad's ghost

The stuff between Shrek 1 and 2 is kinda weird

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 2:05:07 AM No.150317291 [Report] >>150324547

>>150316910
and then he turned into poop hahahahah ahaha ahaha ahahahhahh ahah

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 2:10:00 AM No.150317378 [Report] >>150317513

>>150316009 (OP)
What is this picture from

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 2:18:01 AM No.150317513 [Report]

>>150317378
Back when Shrek 1 was released on DVD/VHS, they included a short of the characters doing karaoke
https://youtu.be/GOYJbhm7n5A?feature=shared

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 2:59:50 AM No.150318186 [Report]

>>150316515
He's a smoker, he always has matches on him. It's meant to be ironic, he used to puff smoke only to be eaten by a dragon.

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 5:06:11 AM No.150320171 [Report]

>>150317261
not that weird

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 6:31:46 AM No.150321389 [Report] >>150323663

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Anonymous 9/11/2025, 9:11:50 AM No.150322890 [Report] >>150341994 >>150355506

>>150317261
Fun stuff like that used to be common on DVDs though. They had a little American Idol game on one of the Shrek DVD's. If you picked wrong Simon Cowell declared he was the winner.

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 11:54:41 AM No.150323663 [Report] >>150323707

>>150321389
Donkey Won.

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 12:06:40 PM No.150323707 [Report] >>150358770

>>150323663
He'll never get eaten by his huge monster wife and take a wonderful nap in her innards so his win is incomplete

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 12:08:26 PM No.150323713 [Report] >>150323753 >>150328176

>>150317261
He appears as a ghost in a halloween special too, trying to murder fiona and marry her ghost despite her being a fucking ogre lmao

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 12:12:00 PM No.150323731 [Report] >>150323753

>>150316009 (OP)
Implying he ever died, the ghost was just spirit projection

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 12:18:39 PM No.150323753 [Report]

>>150323731
>>150323713

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 2:38:15 PM No.150324547 [Report]

>>150317291
Nemu, shouldn't you be hiding from the farms

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 3:03:55 PM No.150324763 [Report]

>>150316009 (OP)
>YWNB vored by a sexy dragoness

Why even live?

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 4:07:23 PM No.150325443 [Report] >>150331825

>>150316009 (OP)
His hairstyle is so silly lol

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 4:43:05 PM No.150325931 [Report] >>150326648

Do you think he finally died before or after the donkey fucked the the dragon.

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 5:36:59 PM No.150326648 [Report] >>150327395

>>150325931
During.

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 6:32:23 PM No.150327395 [Report]

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>>150326648
Hhhot.

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 7:26:16 PM No.150328119 [Report] >>150328886

>>150316009 (OP)
bro's head is bigger than his torso lmfao

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 7:30:55 PM No.150328176 [Report]

>>150323713
That was the 4D theme park movie

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 8:27:24 PM No.150328886 [Report] >>150331920 >>150346420

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>>150328119
Heavy is the head that wears the crown

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 9:11:52 PM No.150329572 [Report] >>150331001 >>150355514

>>150316515
Better BETTER question is, why is her spine and ribcage visible from her stomach?

Anonyrnous 9/11/2025, 10:36:20 PM No.150331001 [Report]

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>>150329572
Shrek animators didn't do their anatomy homework

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 11:30:06 PM No.150331825 [Report] >>150345761 >>150348771

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>>150325443
To be fair, he is a very silly King

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 11:35:58 PM No.150331920 [Report]

>>150328886
>brady bunch reference
I just got that now wtf

Anonymous 9/12/2025, 12:20:43 AM No.150332647 [Report] >>150338725

So was it painful vore?

Anonymous 9/12/2025, 1:50:04 AM No.150334449 [Report] >>150349871

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>>150316009 (OP)
My ancestor :)

Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:50:10 AM No.150335697 [Report] >>150337781

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Shrek's flesh and blood

Anonymous 9/12/2025, 3:13:31 AM No.150336134 [Report]

>>150316009 (OP)
Vest of Dracian Gastrointestinal Acid Resistance +3

Anonymous 9/12/2025, 4:53:15 AM No.150337781 [Report] >>150340816

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>>150335697
If she doesn't burp or fart even ONCE in the movie we riot

Anonymous 9/12/2025, 5:46:39 AM No.150338725 [Report]

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>>150332647
The pain was balanced out by the arousal~

Anonymous 9/12/2025, 6:37:05 AM No.150339693 [Report] >>150340796

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>>150316009 (OP)
Farquaad = Fuckwad

Anonymous 9/12/2025, 7:42:40 AM No.150340796 [Report]

>>150339693
lol cleverrrr

Anonymous 9/12/2025, 7:43:07 AM No.150340804 [Report]

>>150316009 (OP)
IT'S A CARTOON
FICTION

Anonymous 9/12/2025, 7:43:45 AM No.150340816 [Report] >>150351295

>>150337781
>"Better out than in, as my old man says"
That would actually be a pretty good moment if they did that.
Fergus and Farkle should be just as involved in the movie too.

Anonymous 9/12/2025, 7:51:47 AM No.150340914 [Report]

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THE MUFFIN MAN??

Anonymous 9/12/2025, 9:33:20 AM No.150341994 [Report]

>>150317027
Prove it.
>>150322890
I saw this in the theater after the credits.

Anonymous 9/12/2025, 3:22:21 PM No.150344033 [Report] >>150345204

He didn't

Anonymous 9/12/2025, 5:28:47 PM No.150345204 [Report]

>>150344033
He didn't?

Anonymous 9/12/2025, 6:14:07 PM No.150345761 [Report]

>>150331825
How many inches

Anonymous 9/12/2025, 7:10:34 PM No.150346420 [Report]

>>150328886
I miss cool and stylish DVD menus

Anonymous 9/12/2025, 8:18:42 PM No.150347424 [Report] >>150347440

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>>150316009 (OP)
>a literal short king

Anonymous 9/12/2025, 8:19:52 PM No.150347440 [Report] >>150349617

>>150347424
Short Prince.

Anonymous 9/12/2025, 8:59:42 PM No.150347987 [Report] >>150348675

>>150316009 (OP)
Are these the types of questions that keep you up at night?

Anonymous 9/12/2025, 9:50:29 PM No.150348675 [Report]

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>>150347987
https://youtu.be/jA82or2gMpk

Anonymous 9/12/2025, 9:55:54 PM No.150348771 [Report] >>150349617

>>150331825
Well, technically, he's not a king

Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:49:24 PM No.150349617 [Report] >>150351313

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>>150347440
>>150348771
Sorry, my Shrek lore knowledge is rusty

Anonymous 9/12/2025, 11:06:54 PM No.150349871 [Report] >>150352322

>>150334449
GOOD MORNING FAR AWAAAY
I GOT A FEELING THAT IT'S GONNA BE A WONDERFUL DAY

Anonymous 9/13/2025, 12:48:33 AM No.150351295 [Report]

>>150340816
>Fergus and Farkle should be just as involved in the movie too
One should look like an absolute chad while the other looks like original concept Shrek but they're still bros.

Anonymous 9/13/2025, 12:49:36 AM No.150351313 [Report]

>>150349617
I'd try to fight Shrek for Fiona if I'm being honest.

Anonymous 9/13/2025, 1:45:11 AM No.150352322 [Report]

>>150349871
THE SUN IN THE SKY HAS A SMILE ON HIS FACE
AND HE'S SHINING A SALUTE TO THE NON-MAGICAL RACE!

Anonymous 9/13/2025, 3:31:47 AM No.150354129 [Report] >>150355417

I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE

HEY

Anonymous 9/13/2025, 5:02:11 AM No.150355417 [Report] >>150356803 >>150358356

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>>150354129
After learning that Eddie Murphy turned down the leading role in Roger Rabbit years earlier for "not understanding how it'd work on-screen," I'll always view Donkey and Mushu as his attempt at making up for that insane blunder.

Anonymous 9/13/2025, 5:08:24 AM No.150355506 [Report]

>>150322890
loved that game

Anonymous 9/13/2025, 5:08:46 AM No.150355514 [Report]

>>150329572
Well there are those interpretations of dragons where they are basically like blimps, and blimps aren't exactly complex on the inside

Anonymous 9/13/2025, 6:44:52 AM No.150356803 [Report]

>>150355417
Both funny and kinda tragic how he missed out on the opportunity of a lifetime there

Anonymous 9/13/2025, 8:52:52 AM No.150358356 [Report]

>>150355417
Can only wonder how the movie would have turned out in that regard, given Murphy's brand of comedic versus Bob's

Anonymous 9/13/2025, 8:58:57 AM No.150358427 [Report]

>>150316515
>and a means to lit it.
Old time matches were easily lit with friction

Anonymous 9/13/2025, 9:41:20 AM No.150358770 [Report]

>>150323707
at the end of his ~40 year donkey lifespan Dragon will swallow him for one final nap so he can be with her for the rest of her thousands of years