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Anonymous No.150316009 [Report] >>150316515 >>150317378 >>150323731 >>150324763 >>150325443 >>150328119 >>150334449 >>150336134 >>150339693 >>150340804 >>150347424 >>150347987
How long did Farquaad survive inside the dragon's stomach?
Anonymous No.150316515 [Report] >>150318186 >>150329572 >>150358427
>>150316009 (OP)
The better question would be where he found a match and a means to lit it.
Anonymous No.150316910 [Report] >>150317291
I know he was the villain but all the characters know he was alive and slowly being digested in there and yet they forced him to sing with glee.
Anonymous No.150317012 [Report] >>150317069
Where are all the Dragons organs? Why is it just a spine and ribs inside a flesh balloon?
Anonymous No.150317027 [Report] >>150341994
Karaoke Dance Party isn't canonical
Anonymous No.150317069 [Report]
>>150317012
Farquaad was fighting his way out.
Anonymous No.150317261 [Report] >>150320171 >>150322890 >>150323713
>DVD/VHS short film in which all the characters sing karaoke

>4-D theme park attraction involving Farquaad's ghost

The stuff between Shrek 1 and 2 is kinda weird
Anonymous No.150317291 [Report] >>150324547
>>150316910
and then he turned into poop hahahahah ahaha ahaha ahahahhahh ahah
Anonymous No.150317378 [Report] >>150317513
>>150316009 (OP)
What is this picture from
Anonymous No.150317513 [Report]
>>150317378
Back when Shrek 1 was released on DVD/VHS, they included a short of the characters doing karaoke
https://youtu.be/GOYJbhm7n5A?feature=shared
Anonymous No.150318186 [Report]
>>150316515
He's a smoker, he always has matches on him. It's meant to be ironic, he used to puff smoke only to be eaten by a dragon.
Anonymous No.150320171 [Report]
>>150317261
not that weird
Anonymous No.150321389 [Report] >>150323663
Anonymous No.150322890 [Report] >>150341994 >>150355506
>>150317261
Fun stuff like that used to be common on DVDs though. They had a little American Idol game on one of the Shrek DVD's. If you picked wrong Simon Cowell declared he was the winner.
Anonymous No.150323663 [Report] >>150323707
>>150321389
Donkey Won.
Anonymous No.150323707 [Report] >>150358770
>>150323663
He'll never get eaten by his huge monster wife and take a wonderful nap in her innards so his win is incomplete
Anonymous No.150323713 [Report] >>150323753 >>150328176
>>150317261
He appears as a ghost in a halloween special too, trying to murder fiona and marry her ghost despite her being a fucking ogre lmao
Anonymous No.150323731 [Report] >>150323753
>>150316009 (OP)
Implying he ever died, the ghost was just spirit projection
Anonymous No.150323753 [Report]
>>150323731
>>150323713
Anonymous No.150324547 [Report]
>>150317291
Nemu, shouldn't you be hiding from the farms
Anonymous No.150324763 [Report]
>>150316009 (OP)
>YWNB vored by a sexy dragoness

Why even live?
Anonymous No.150325443 [Report] >>150331825
>>150316009 (OP)
His hairstyle is so silly lol
Anonymous No.150325931 [Report] >>150326648
Do you think he finally died before or after the donkey fucked the the dragon.
Anonymous No.150326648 [Report] >>150327395
>>150325931
During.
Anonymous No.150327395 [Report]
>>150326648
Hhhot.
Anonymous No.150328119 [Report] >>150328886
>>150316009 (OP)
bro's head is bigger than his torso lmfao
Anonymous No.150328176 [Report]
>>150323713
That was the 4D theme park movie
Anonymous No.150328886 [Report] >>150331920 >>150346420
>>150328119
Heavy is the head that wears the crown
Anonymous No.150329572 [Report] >>150331001 >>150355514
>>150316515
Better BETTER question is, why is her spine and ribcage visible from her stomach?
Anonyrnous No.150331001 [Report]
>>150329572
Shrek animators didn't do their anatomy homework
Anonymous No.150331825 [Report] >>150345761 >>150348771
>>150325443
To be fair, he is a very silly King
Anonymous No.150331920 [Report]
>>150328886
>brady bunch reference
I just got that now wtf
Anonymous No.150332647 [Report] >>150338725
So was it painful vore?
Anonymous No.150334449 [Report] >>150349871
>>150316009 (OP)
My ancestor :)
Anonymous No.150335697 [Report] >>150337781
Shrek's flesh and blood
Anonymous No.150336134 [Report]
>>150316009 (OP)
Vest of Dracian Gastrointestinal Acid Resistance +3
Anonymous No.150337781 [Report] >>150340816
>>150335697
If she doesn't burp or fart even ONCE in the movie we riot
Anonymous No.150338725 [Report]
>>150332647
The pain was balanced out by the arousal~
Anonymous No.150339693 [Report] >>150340796
>>150316009 (OP)
Farquaad = Fuckwad
Anonymous No.150340796 [Report]
>>150339693
lol cleverrrr
Anonymous No.150340804 [Report]
>>150316009 (OP)
IT'S A CARTOON
FICTION
Anonymous No.150340816 [Report] >>150351295
>>150337781
>"Better out than in, as my old man says"
That would actually be a pretty good moment if they did that.
Fergus and Farkle should be just as involved in the movie too.
Anonymous No.150340914 [Report]
THE MUFFIN MAN??
Anonymous No.150341994 [Report]
>>150317027
Prove it.
>>150322890
I saw this in the theater after the credits.
Anonymous No.150344033 [Report] >>150345204
He didn't
Anonymous No.150345204 [Report]
>>150344033
He didn't?
Anonymous No.150345761 [Report]
>>150331825
How many inches
Anonymous No.150346420 [Report]
>>150328886
I miss cool and stylish DVD menus
Anonymous No.150347424 [Report] >>150347440
>>150316009 (OP)
>a literal short king
Anonymous No.150347440 [Report] >>150349617
>>150347424
Short Prince.
Anonymous No.150347987 [Report] >>150348675
>>150316009 (OP)
Are these the types of questions that keep you up at night?
Anonymous No.150348675 [Report]
>>150347987
https://youtu.be/jA82or2gMpk
Anonymous No.150348771 [Report] >>150349617
>>150331825
Well, technically, he's not a king
Anonymous No.150349617 [Report] >>150351313
>>150347440
>>150348771
Sorry, my Shrek lore knowledge is rusty
Anonymous No.150349871 [Report] >>150352322
>>150334449
GOOD MORNING FAR AWAAAY
I GOT A FEELING THAT IT'S GONNA BE A WONDERFUL DAY
Anonymous No.150351295 [Report]
>>150340816
>Fergus and Farkle should be just as involved in the movie too
One should look like an absolute chad while the other looks like original concept Shrek but they're still bros.
Anonymous No.150351313 [Report]
>>150349617
I'd try to fight Shrek for Fiona if I'm being honest.
Anonymous No.150352322 [Report]
>>150349871
THE SUN IN THE SKY HAS A SMILE ON HIS FACE
AND HE'S SHINING A SALUTE TO THE NON-MAGICAL RACE!
Anonymous No.150354129 [Report] >>150355417
I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE

HEY
Anonymous No.150355417 [Report] >>150356803 >>150358356
>>150354129
After learning that Eddie Murphy turned down the leading role in Roger Rabbit years earlier for "not understanding how it'd work on-screen," I'll always view Donkey and Mushu as his attempt at making up for that insane blunder.
Anonymous No.150355506 [Report]
>>150322890
loved that game
Anonymous No.150355514 [Report]
>>150329572
Well there are those interpretations of dragons where they are basically like blimps, and blimps aren't exactly complex on the inside
Anonymous No.150356803 [Report]
>>150355417
Both funny and kinda tragic how he missed out on the opportunity of a lifetime there
Anonymous No.150358356 [Report]
>>150355417
Can only wonder how the movie would have turned out in that regard, given Murphy's brand of comedic versus Bob's
Anonymous No.150358427 [Report]
>>150316515
>and a means to lit it.
Old time matches were easily lit with friction
Anonymous No.150358770 [Report]
>>150323707
at the end of his ~40 year donkey lifespan Dragon will swallow him for one final nap so he can be with her for the rest of her thousands of years