>Watched this movie when I was really small
>Principal Mazur says "I'd seriously re-evaluate the way you raise your child before he ends up in the electric chair"
>Goofy gets all shocked and devastated
>Didn't know what an electric chair was
>The only thing I could think of was an electric massage chair
>"How is this a threat?"
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 6:02:38 PM
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>>150345656
You don't understand anon. Massage is a euphemism for molestation.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 6:03:42 PM
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>>150345698
>>150345643
Electric Molestation? That double illegal
>I'd seriously re-evaluate the way you raise your child before he ends up in the molestaton chair
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 6:08:06 PM
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>>molestation chair
Sounds very expensive
Dougleth...
>Bring the royal molester, at once!
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 6:49:05 PM
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>>150346128
Detention is not an effective deterrent anymore when any pre-teen can sling around a 5.56 anon
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 6:51:28 PM
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>>150346128
They used to have capital punishment schools. Times sure have changed.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 6:52:36 PM
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>>150345860
>>150346178
Kinda explains a lot with how his daughter came out
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 7:17:19 PM
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>>150346591
>>150345665
That just sounds like the chair in Ghostbusters that sends Sigourney Weaver to Zuul.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 7:21:39 PM
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>>150348193
>>150346528
Fuck, I forgot about the ghost rape chair
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 7:28:20 PM
No.150346692
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You 'member that thread where Dink kills and serves Patty to Doug before raping him?
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 8:21:05 PM
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>>150345635 (OP)
Or worse... a land war in Asia!
