Homestuck: The Animated Pilot
Which character is the most huggable? Pic related
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 4:37:17 PM
No.150378675
jade
Jane and her canonically massive titties
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 4:52:48 PM
No.150378844
>>150378907
>>150378771
cHaT iS tHiS rIzZ?
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 4:57:54 PM
No.150378894
>>150378771
>caliborn is an architect
Heโs literally me
Lovecraftโs cat
9/14/2025, 4:59:24 PM
No.150378907
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 5:01:39 PM
No.150378931
>>150378771
if Caliborn was a little more rizzful Jane would've totally fallen for him. Like, she wasn't even angry when she thought he was talking about her tits until he started making demands. If he was a little subtler she would've been putty in his hands
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 5:27:04 PM
No.150379199
>>150383193
>>150378771
>JANE. CAN I CALL YOU JANE? BITCH, LISTEN.
oooh i miss him so...
ohhhhhhhhhhh I get it, because trolls are gray
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 5:37:40 PM
No.150379342
>>150379298
very clever hussie
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 5:51:43 PM
No.150379488
>>150379533
>>150379298
I don't think thats the joke
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 5:55:45 PM
No.150379532
>>150379298
I think it's because the newspaper is in black and white
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 5:55:57 PM
No.150379533
>>150379575
>>150379488
but they're on alternia
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 6:00:32 PM
No.150379575
>>150381515
>>150379533
The women don't have any horns thoughbeit.
Also, how do you explain the photo of the moustached man under the rug?
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 6:05:01 PM
No.150379619
>>150379627
>>150379670
>>150379298
So was Diamonds Droog a pedo for Aradia?
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 6:06:09 PM
No.150379627
>>150379639
>>150379619
based if true
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 6:07:00 PM
No.150379639
>>150379627
He did call himself "Daddy Droog" around Aradia, so.......
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 6:09:31 PM
No.150379670
>>150379619
he's literally me
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 6:11:22 PM
No.150379691
>>150379721
>>150379837
>>150378232 (OP)
Aradia is a goddess that deserves to be worshipped in a decrepit church.
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 6:14:33 PM
No.150379718
>>150379298
>you'll no hue'll get excited
hehe
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 6:14:38 PM
No.150379721
>>150379744
>>150379783
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 6:16:30 PM
No.150379744
>>150379803
>>150379721
But I didn't post Vriska?
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 6:16:45 PM
No.150379747
whoop
*honk*
whoop
*HONK*
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 6:19:49 PM
No.150379783
>>150379803
>>150379916
>>150379721
equius lived next to vriska for years and knew in his heart that she is ugly both inside and out. he had every opportunity and never even considered her in any quadrant. meanwhile he took one look at goddess aradia and knew he must move heaven and earth for her. he gave her a robot body and sacrificed gallons of blood all so that she could be given the best body he could offer.
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 6:21:53 PM
No.150379803
>>150379783
>>150379744
Just because i dont like a character doesnt mean i automatically love another character. They are both ugly whores and i favour terezi anyways.
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 6:24:28 PM
No.150379837
>>150379691
finding ancient ruins and artifacts with Aradia on a pleasant sunday afternoon
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 6:31:30 PM
No.150379916
>>150379783
wait... if his blood was in Aradiabot, and they kissed... is that technically incest since she had the same blood as him?
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 6:37:28 PM
No.150379981
>>150380407
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 6:39:44 PM
No.150380014
>>150380028
Aradia is a dumb whore who cares more about gay ghosts than actual people
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 6:40:26 PM
No.150380028
>>150380014
>Aradia is a sexy whore who cares more about gay ghosts than actual people
ftfy
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 6:46:04 PM
No.150380111
>>150380158
>>150380212
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 6:50:00 PM
No.150380158
>>150380174
>>150380111
what a dapper young lad
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 6:51:07 PM
No.150380174
>>150380205
>>150392757
>>150380158
why is he so smug here
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 6:53:24 PM
No.150380205
>>150380817
>>150382467
>>150380174
because he hates him
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 6:54:11 PM
No.150380212
>>150380246
>>150380111
>different horns
>different face
>different hair
>clothes that reference one of jadeโs outfit s
this is a eridan X jade fanchild
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 6:56:30 PM
No.150380246
>>150380756
>>150381047
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 7:09:01 PM
No.150380407
>>150380418
>>150381159
>>150379981
You wouldn't molest your friend's younger brother if you were a girl, would you anon?
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 7:09:52 PM
No.150380418
>>150380807
>>150380407
Jade is friends with Dirk?
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 7:23:42 PM
No.150380604
She's boring
The JQ event is going great.
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 7:32:34 PM
No.150380719
>>150381161
>>150380648
Someone should make a page where the 4stuck gang and Gwen makes a cameo
Lovecraftโs cat
9/14/2025, 7:35:31 PM
No.150380756
>>150380246
Terrifying to think of an Eridan child clone smiling like that
>>150380648
Best fandom
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 7:39:19 PM
No.150380807
>>150380920
>>150380418
Who else would Dave be referring to in that pic?
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 7:39:57 PM
No.150380817
>>150380205
This scene will always be funny
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 7:47:44 PM
No.150380920
>>150381183
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 7:49:30 PM
No.150380941
>>150381065
Why did Hussie have to make everyone gay
>>150380648
I like these ones
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 7:57:28 PM
No.150381047
>>150381290
>>150380246
this bastard looks like he gets so much coochie
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 7:59:19 PM
No.150381065
>>150380941
because its super ironic brooooooo
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 8:00:11 PM
No.150381077
>>150391992
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 8:06:37 PM
No.150381159
>>150380407
you know damn well i would
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 8:06:42 PM
No.150381161
>>150381179
>>150380719
>Gwen
holy shit i havent updated this in a week fuck
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 8:07:37 PM
No.150381179
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 8:07:43 PM
No.150381183
>>150380920
How could we ever forget the best Homestuck character, Tim Strider.
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 8:09:39 PM
No.150381207
>>150381030
>>150380648
some of these are actually pretty clever lol
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 8:09:46 PM
No.150381209
is that the funny black sun???
now that this guy is an author apparently??? they should get him to write the animated show seriously you cant find better character voice in half of homestuck
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 8:16:52 PM
No.150381290
>>150381047
What real parenting could have led to. Seahorsedad a shit.
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 8:38:11 PM
No.150381515
>>150379575
It came from dad's wallet like Slick's crosbytop
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 8:39:14 PM
No.150381530
>>150381030
>the ai image being inexplicably yellow
heh
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 8:39:24 PM
No.150381534
>>150381748
>>150381263
Half of this guy's stuff is bog standard 'wholesome relatable banter' you'd find in a normi Instagram comic, the other is blood curdlingly bad porno dialogue. I take solace in knowing that hsg can be full of shit sometimes based on how many fans this dogshit has in here.
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 8:55:10 PM
No.150381734
>>150381263
His God stuck fics we're good but I think he wants nothing to do with Homestuck now
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 8:56:11 PM
No.150381748
>>150381790
>>150381534
The Amazon jade comic was funnier than anything BC has written
Realize that's not a high bad to clear though
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 9:00:33 PM
No.150381790
>>150381842
>>150381748
You have low standards and are easily amused.
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 9:06:56 PM
No.150381842
>>150381866
>>150381790
You're a Homestuck fan too bub
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 9:09:16 PM
No.150381866
>>150381893
>>150381842
Homestuck's art and character dialogue were good. Dull writing as a pretense to get to the next offputting 3DCG porn image are not.
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 9:12:25 PM
No.150381893
>>150381909
>>150381940
>>150381866
>Were good
They haven't been good in fifteen years lmao
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 9:13:56 PM
No.150381909
>>150381893
Homestuck has been bad for so long the average Homestuck fan is younger than good Homestuck
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 9:17:04 PM
No.150381940
>>150381958
>>150381893
I'm talking about the comic Homestuck. The actual comic from Act 1-7. You know, the original comic? I'm not talking about whatever beef you have with one of Hussie's hanger-ons because they made Jade have a dog weiner in a spinoff or whatever.
No amount of whataboutism will make me think that 3d dogshit is good. It is embarrassing to read, embarrassing to look at, and embarrassing to talk with someone who thinks it has any merit.
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 9:18:35 PM
No.150381958
>>150381987
>>150381940
Yes tourist, I am talking about the comic. Act 6 onwards is garbage, and anything post retcon is borderline unreadable.
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 9:21:08 PM
No.150381987
>>150382033
>>150382042
>>150381958
Again, any (some of them valid) criticisms you might offer are totally ruined by the fact that you think
>>150381263 THIS is worthwhile. Go jack off in a corner while everyone else continues their discussion.
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 9:25:08 PM
No.150382033
>>150382065
>>150382099
>>150381987
Sorry offboarder, but there's a reason everyone drops the comic after act 5. Even when it was updating (which was before you were born) the threads generally didn't like it at all. Trickster mode was seen as a disaster, people hated the timeskip, and so on.
It's a boring as fuck meandering mess that ended on the lowest note possible, but please continue to throw a hissy over a porn artist. It's the kind of thing Hussie does already.
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 9:25:30 PM
No.150382038
>>150380648
How can I possibly share the joy of that ice cube reaction with anybody in my life? That shit requires three different background tangents.
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 9:26:06 PM
No.150382042
>>150381987
>happy birthday bro
>watch out numbnuts!
Things can always be worse. The barrel is bottomless
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 9:26:28 PM
No.150382049
>>150383070
>>150381263
>Marries a jade cosplayer and fellow homesmut artist
>Fucks off and writes his own thing
I wish I knew the secret
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 9:27:04 PM
No.150382060
>>150380648
Page 8161
>Jester: Fondly Regard Grey Boy
Youโve begun to realize your appreciation for the de-pumpkinโd Grey Boy, who you now know to be Eridan โthe best reoccurring characterโ Ampora! Sure heโs rough to be around, and apparently murdered a buncha animal parents and several children, and he never quite got that gender arc. But hey! Heโs trying! Seems Shreks influence is helping him be better, so you take this moment to remind yourself of that; all people can change, and maybe Eridan can have a second chance somewhere.
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 9:27:29 PM
No.150382065
>>150382090
>>150382033
>It's the kind of thing Hussie does already
What is Phoebe up to these days anyway.
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 9:30:20 PM
No.150382090
>>150382065
Adopted a kid apparently
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 9:31:07 PM
No.150382099
>>150382121
>>150382033
I've been reading this shit since 2010. I don't give a fuck about 'what the threads generally didn't like' because I'm a grown man with my own opinions. This is just more vague wishy washy claptrap which is just masking some deranged decades long grudge over shipping. Would you have preferred more amazing bon mots like 'hi pregnant, i'm dad!'. Or maybe some of the panels could have been replaced by wax statues of Jade and Dave with a horrifying death rictus?
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 9:32:45 PM
No.150382121
>>150382140
>>150382099
Act 6 could have John fuck rose onscreen but I doubt it'd be less of a snorefest. He had to create caliborn just so it'd be entertaining.
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 9:33:45 PM
No.150382133
Hussie crashing out over BDs publishing deal lol
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 9:33:55 PM
No.150382134
>>150382185
Eq.
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 9:34:11 PM
No.150382140
>>150382121
>He introduced a new character to progress the plot and entertain the viewer
Holy SHIT stop the presses.
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 9:34:53 PM
No.150382149
>>150381263
I wish he'd do more femEquius. Between that and orangekissses's Zarya it awakened something in me.
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 9:37:23 PM
No.150382185
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 9:38:24 PM
No.150382198
Neputa
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 9:41:14 PM
No.150382232
Nepetus
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 9:43:34 PM
No.150382263
Nepanal
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 9:44:12 PM
No.150382275
Fefeta
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 9:45:49 PM
No.150382294
Nepatas
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 9:51:08 PM
No.150382370
Nepenis
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 9:58:38 PM
No.150382467
>>150382562
>>150392762
>>150380205
colorblind troll is so cute bros
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 10:01:12 PM
No.150382504
Napolieta
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 10:05:54 PM
No.150382562
>>150392762
>>150382467
hes a bottom bitch boy for sure
are these actually canon? I thought human karkat would be albino
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 10:17:42 PM
No.150382747
>>150382917
>>150382714
Can't be too white for the nu-fans.
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 10:20:21 PM
No.150382788
>>150382879
>>150382759
The jade route is
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 10:20:42 PM
No.150382793
>>150382879
>>150382759
it's alright fan fiction, fun to "talk" one on one with your favorite characters
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 10:22:04 PM
No.150382817
>>150382879
>>150382759
just pirate it
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 10:25:47 PM
No.150382879
>>150382905
>>150382907
>>150382788
>>150382793
Alright I'll check it out
>>150382817
Was going to.
Somewhat related: I just saw people in a previous thread talking about pirating Psycholonials but I'm seeing now that it's free? Why do people pirate it?
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 10:27:26 PM
No.150382905
>>150382879
>why do people pirate it
it feels nice
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 10:28:04 PM
No.150382907
>>150383399
>>150382879
just checked the steam listing and apparently it is, feel like a faggot for dropping 10 bucks on it back the day, the publisher used to be listed as The Silence Mill and thats gone now too
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 10:28:22 PM
No.150382917
>>150382941
>>150382714
>>150382747
We've boiled down race headcanon discourse so much we're doing it over color swatches with labels attached. Pretty economical if you ask me. But we can make it even more efficient.
For your consideration:
Kanaya #873e23
Dave #faf1e6
Vriska #d9c0a0
Karkat #f5e4cb
Are these the absolute truth or a hideous lie that I should kill myself over?
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 10:29:23 PM
No.150382934
>>150382759
THAT BITCH. IS SO BUXOM. GOD DAMN.
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 10:29:58 PM
No.150382941
>>150382917
>#d9c0a0
peak
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 10:31:38 PM
No.150382973
>>150383286
>>150382714
>humanstuck vriska
>not blonde with blue scene highlights
>not pasty white
It's 8RIMSTONE...
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 10:35:16 PM
No.150383040
>>150381030
>Jester: What the hell just happened?
Fucking beautiful.
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 10:36:53 PM
No.150383070
>>150383200
>>150382049
I like how he married a black Jade cosplayer and suddenly all his art became wmbf
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 10:41:25 PM
No.150383153
>>150382759
I'm going to give it a go despite not liking how they made terezi fat, roxy crispy and gamzee crunchy
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 10:43:46 PM
No.150383193
>>150379199
someone post the "this is the worst thing thats ever happened to me" page
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 10:44:16 PM
No.150383200
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 10:44:36 PM
No.150383209
>>150383658
Larry
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 10:46:14 PM
No.150383235
>>150382759
Should've had a caliborn and calliope route
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 10:47:29 PM
No.150383257
Rose's gigantic futa cock
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 10:48:41 PM
No.150383275
I relate heavily to caliborn because I took love fat white women like Jane.
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 10:49:43 PM
No.150383286
>>150383407
>>150382973
Why would you want the 8itch who sexually harasses a crippled person and killed two low class citizens as a white woman?
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 10:55:56 PM
No.150383399
>>150383513
>>150382907
>the publisher used to be listed as The Silence Mill and thats gone now too
In the tradition of the entire game being about Hussie turning over a new, more socially acceptable leaf for his fans, The Silence Mill was a """cool""", """poignant""" inversion of the Rape Mill gag from his old Scribblette For Better Or For Wurst that is sometimes cited as his most offensive joke.
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 10:56:23 PM
No.150383407
>>150383286
It's what white women do.
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 11:01:20 PM
No.150383513
Just finished the S Panel. It feels good to not need to continue working on this now and i can do other things finally lol. Like the manga and some art requests for the Chan.
https://mspfa.com/?s=54371&p=664
>>150383209
Will he manage to avoid the horrible fuckups and ultimate fate of his counterpart, Dave?
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 11:10:34 PM
No.150383659
>>150383645
True life behind a wall, where men and Angels: Fall.
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 11:21:41 PM
No.150383852
>>150383926
>>150384112
>>150383645
Just watched it for the first time though I'll need to rewatch it but WOW, that's really good! Genuinly amazing! Also new girl
>>150383852
Girl. American 50s diner themed Girl. Who wins a twerk off, she or Cody's Mom
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 11:28:09 PM
No.150383951
>>150383645
That was fuckin sick
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 11:31:43 PM
No.150384015
>>150384085
>>150384112
>>150383926
>Cody's Mom
Who's Cody?
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 11:33:34 PM
No.150384042
>>150383645
Impressive shit man
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 11:36:11 PM
No.150384085
>>150384103
>>150384015
This abused tranny
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 11:37:13 PM
No.150384103
>>150384113
>>150384085
Can I get a fanventure name so I can find out who he is exactly and not have to ping you again?
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 11:37:48 PM
No.150384112
>>150383852
Also its been a while since I've read Prisounebound but what I gather from the flash is that Mallum is now on Ellith's planet? Finally, my most generic first girl first boy ship can happen.
Also I did a whole rewatch of the flash because I noticed that Sheol AND the angel have blue blood and I had this whole conspiracy in my head because Mallum's sign is blue, too. So does Mallum have blue blood, at which point I remember that yes, idiot, that's how trolls work. Completely blanked on that and now I feel stupid
>>150384015
Character from Space Days, a different mspfa that TriDesert works on. It's like Prisounebound's sister comic, it's what that rocket on Ellith's planet references. It's a fun read
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 11:37:49 PM
No.150384113
>>150384103
Space Days
https://mspfa.com/?s=56284&p=1
It's made by Tridesert who also works on Prisounebound
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 11:38:15 PM
No.150384120
>>150384151
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 11:40:00 PM
No.150384151
>>150384120
>This looks like it tastes of 2 Dope's nutbag.
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 11:41:38 PM
No.150384180
>>150383658
He's already came inside his version of Jade, and twice at that!
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 11:59:54 PM
No.150384433
>>150384452
>>150384496
>>150383658
Which fuckups?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:00:52 AM
No.150384452
>>150384479
>>150384433
*gestures vaguely to dave's entire current existence*
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:02:39 AM
No.150384479
>>150384452
Do you have an actual answer for me?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:03:35 AM
No.150384496
>>150384546
>>150384433
Davekat hangs over that man like an eternal stench cloud.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:03:46 AM
No.150384500
>>150384523
>>150383658
All is well aslong as Roxysprite wonยดt reject him.
If that happens heยดs going full fucking Lord English with cruise missiles.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:05:31 AM
No.150384523
>>150384541
>>150384500
>All is well aslong as Roxysprite wonยดt reject him.
How do you reckon Roxysprite would turn out, anyway? I really don't think it would be just straight up the OG.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:06:41 AM
No.150384541
>>150384523
Would have the personality atleast i reckon without much of the knowledge.
>>150384496
What's wrong with Dave entering a relationship with Karkat?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:08:29 AM
No.150384568
>>150382714
This made me realize Dirk's trickster colors are more muted than the other kids'
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:13:22 AM
No.150384629
>>150384643
>>150384546
Davekat sucks.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:14:14 AM
No.150384643
>>150384654
>>150384715
>>150384629
Could you elaborate?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:14:15 AM
No.150384644
>>150384671
>>150384546
they have nothing in common and no chemistry
davejade is a much better ship
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:14:49 AM
No.150384654
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:15:01 AM
No.150384659
>>150384696
>>150384779
PENIS!
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:15:55 AM
No.150384671
>>150384644
I wouldn't exactly say nothing in common. I'm indifferent. But is that all you have to say, re: a bad trajectory of Dave's character? It's all back to shipping and Davejade again?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:17:19 AM
No.150384696
>>150384546
We've seen how it works out in the epilogue. Dave dismisses any worry he has, undermines his own desires and goals in life, and by the end of it all they do is sit on a couch for twenty years.
Karkat without Dave is fucking the girl of his dreams and is a badass leader.
Karkat with Dave canonically smells like shit and doesn't take care of himself.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:18:33 AM
No.150384715
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:18:35 AM
No.150384717
>>150384699
Its truly the castration equivalent of a ship.
just finished act 5. was her whole spider thing a sex metaphor? also was she based on a real person? because she felt very real and the product of some personal trauma, lmao.
also im in love with her
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:20:26 AM
No.150384746
>>150384766
>>150384921
>>150383645
>Mallum and Ellith are finally together
the sex will be earth shattering
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:20:46 AM
No.150384751
>>150385084
>>150384733
Vriska is Hussie's hypnosis fetish character and filtered a lot of angry sexoids who consider H/MC stuff to be abuse.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:21:05 AM
No.150384756
>>150384733
>also im in love with her
Yeah she's Hussies best character. Well, we'll see how much you like her in Act 6
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:21:49 AM
No.150384766
>>150384746
>Just in this [S] alone Ellith just charged through a wall and clobbered a bunch of imps without even trying to fight properly.
Mallums the one guy i think that will survive the hug coming his way.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:22:03 AM
No.150384773
>>150384699
Hm... That's true. We can also see the same with Davebot, who seems much more driven after skipping town and blasting off into space.
I think they both have reservations about being proactive that they magnify in each other until they both just become lumps. Karkat after the series of increasing fuckups that were his leadership during SGRUB, and Dave and his hangups with B1-Dirk's training.
Thank you for elaborating anon.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:22:27 AM
No.150384778
>>150384822
>>150384858
>>150384699
I love how even HS2 realized davekat was a bad idea.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:22:29 AM
No.150384779
>>150384809
>>150384819
>>150384659
Is it just me or is there something deeply sexual about tricksterification
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:23:50 AM
No.150384809
>>150384779
I mean, it's ultimately just a form of bimbofication/TF, right? I know lots of people who probably fap to it.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:24:18 AM
No.150384819
>>150384779
All they could talk about while in that mode was making babies, Jake was about to have a harem
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:24:35 AM
No.150384822
>>150384778
the whole thing they have going on with karkat and meenah right now roped me back into HS2
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:25:48 AM
No.150384841
>>150383645
hell yeah it's all coming together. mallum and ellith finally get to meet in person
also mcridesprite didn't die. I got worried for a sec there
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:26:59 AM
No.150384858
>>150384778
The epilogue writers admitted they had to regress Dave's character to make his arc in the epilogues work. People who act like any of the character's arcs in that shit were anything less than Hussie having a really shit end goal in mind and working backwards to justify it
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:27:20 AM
No.150384861
>>150384905
>>150383926
is her face lighter from lighting or like makeup
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:28:56 AM
No.150384893
>>150384991
>>150384733
>also im in love with her
good man
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:29:54 AM
No.150384905
>>150384861
She looks like a purpleblood colorwise and the face is distinctly more white to the rest shown there, so seems like a safe bet for makeup.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:30:28 AM
No.150384921
>>150384746
Like the prophecy predicted. Moonrunes please
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:34:04 AM
No.150384982
>>150384733
vriska's pretty great yeah
>was her whole spider thing a sex metaphor?
it's just another gimmick, like all the trolls have. scorpios are mostly october babies- which used to be the 8th month of the year
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:34:37 AM
No.150384991
>>150384893
>visible armpit crease and slightly erotic bra slippage
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:40:57 AM
No.150385084
>>150384751
Sheโs really not. Her mind control is a metaphor
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:42:08 AM
No.150385102
>>150381263
Damn i can't believe our boy made it
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:47:29 AM
No.150385171
>>150385193
>>150385522
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:49:02 AM
No.150385193
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:49:11 AM
No.150385197
>>150383645
rad
very well choreographed to "Angel"
also interesting to see ellith actually start killing imps
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:02:18 AM
No.150385522
>>150385594
>>150385171
is that a whole ass troll in his inventory
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:04:48 AM
No.150385594
>>150385851
>>150385522
>He doesnยดt keep a pocket troll with him.
Get a load of this clown.
oh hey, this thread exists!! :D i was just talking with a friend about how i mixed hsg and in reality, it never left!! i hope everyone here is having a great day! <3
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:08:48 AM
No.150385711
>>150385895
>>150385636
thanks jade you too
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:08:59 AM
No.150385719
>>150385895
>>150385636
We did leave, only being allowed one thread whenever HSBC updates. But ever since the pilot was announced, /hsg/ has basically been back in everything but name
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:10:56 AM
No.150385780
>>150385895
>>150385636
show us your fat pussy
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:12:36 AM
No.150385844
>>150383645
Damn that one Imp got killed by Ellith's ass....
God I wish that were me..
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:12:58 AM
No.150385851
>>150385594
pls don't make fun of me I'm just not hip to the latest fashion
Alright folks, favorite [S] that isnยดt just Cascade.
>[S]Descend
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:14:36 AM
No.150385895
>>150385711
i am!! thanks for asking! :)
>>150385719
yeah, that makes sense. im sure it will ramp up more and more when the pilot drops and with the re-releases they've been dropping :p
>>150385780
shan't be doing that
>>150385856
i will forever remember [S]GAME OVER.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:17:06 AM
No.150385978
>>150386078
>>150386889
RAW
EVERY POSITION
ALL NIGHT
BED BREAKING SEX
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:17:53 AM
No.150385999
>>150386090
>>150385856
[S] WV: Ascend
Sets up the gamified esoteric parts of Sburb really well and I like the music. Also exiles.
shit maybe descend too it's just that Kino
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:19:21 AM
No.150386039
>>150385856
[S] Game Over
Technically its the beginning of the end of homestuck's writing quality and the retcon is a whole mess but MAN, it's so damn cool. Awesome action, the way it switches between main act and intermission and all the colors change and the fact that it starts and ends with Caliborn getting beaten up. It's perfect
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:20:20 AM
No.150386073
>>150385856
[S] Wake
megidovania is important
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:20:29 AM
No.150386078
>>150385978
God I wish I was shota john in this situation
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:20:55 AM
No.150386090
>>150386477
>>150385999
I honestly was split between WV: Ascend and Descend, the Battlefields visuals are just gorgeous and you could argue they go together as one anyway like Unite and Synchronize do for the Alpha kids.
>>150385856
Mine is Jade: Enter
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:22:11 AM
No.150386152
>>150386105
atomic bonsai is such a good song!! i used to have it on my league of legends playlist back when i played :p
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:22:33 AM
No.150386171
>>150385856
you just posted it homie
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:23:44 AM
No.150386204
>>150386105
id enter jade
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:24:43 AM
No.150386239
>>150386288
>>150386506
>Jester Quest now has an animated fight sequence page with music
>[S] Engage
This event is awesome.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:26:14 AM
No.150386288
>>150386369
>>150386239
Why can't we have something like this instead of a shitty Vriska VN?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:27:34 AM
No.150386328
>>150382759
not really. Just watch it on youtube. Karkat is the best route, many others got bad writing.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:29:00 AM
No.150386369
>>150386288
Because all the ones with passion tend to do a Fanventure instead.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:32:34 AM
No.150386475
>>150385856
dirk: unite synchronization
has the right mix of gags, fantastical elements and hype momentum. music is the bee's knees, the violin gets me every time
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:32:36 AM
No.150386477
>>150386090
>you could argue they go together as one anyway like Unite and Synchronize do for the Alpha kids.
If there's one thing Homestuck is really good at it's making flashes thematically complimentary to each other. and stylish as hell to boot
For sure,
>>150386105
damn good choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOvvXGs-KWc
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:33:22 AM
No.150386506
>>150386239
im a really big fan of these events!! theyre really fun <3
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:47:16 AM
No.150386824
>>150387187
>>150380648
Whats with the ice cube reaction image
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:50:21 AM
No.150386889
>>150386936
>>150385978
hot, but I think fuckin post-scratch (girly name that starts with a d) strider would be hotter
I want to see her practically melt in bed as she barley keeps the stoic look on her face
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:51:14 AM
No.150386909
>>150379298
now i want to see troll pinups. not with established characters, just randos.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:52:15 AM
No.150386936
>>150386889
>femdirk (Danica, Daniel?) will never ride your face struggling to keep her composure while she shakes in ecstasy
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:57:14 AM
No.150387047
>>150383645
Mobile being stupid as usual wouldnt play the sound
https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1367992
Phoniggers can use this link to listen to the music. I synched it up by putting it on loop near the end and then starting the flash when it looped back
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:01:10 AM
No.150387138
>>150383645
I like the track a lot more now that ive seen it with animation.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:01:25 AM
No.150387141
>>150387203
>>150385856
Since it leads into the one you posted, [S] WV?: Rise Up is one that's easily overlooked. The weird keening synth doing "wwweeeeEEEEEEEEEOOOOoooooo", that moment when all the pawns stop fighting and fall into line together. The fight between PM and HB. I'm also a huge carapace-head so that colors my choice.
Besides that bias I think [S] Make her pay is a close runner up.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:02:32 AM
No.150387169
>>150387320
>>150385636
great now heres a list of OCs you should know aboutโฆ
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:03:28 AM
No.150387187
>>150386824
A War of the Worlds remake starring Ice Cube was released recently. It was filmed during lockdown, so a vast majority of the movie is people talking into webcams, with the movie taking the style of a desktop recording.
It's as terrible as it sounds, to the point it manages to hit the 'so bad it's good' threshold.
The movie also has horrific Amazon product placement. That part in the Jester Quest image where it says 'Thank fuck for SAME DAY SHIPPING' is basically a direct quote from the movie.
It's also likely that they were hoping for some of this viral word of mouth since it would be a complete bust otherwise and I'm contributing to it by posting about.
Anyway, here are some of the best parts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTmLmaVtSR8
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:04:21 AM
No.150387203
>>150387141
>I'm also a huge carapace-head so that colors my choice
Based, even though I admit they arenโt my favs. I feel theyโre cool and interesting in their own right (and pre-woobified WV was way more entertaining)
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:05:25 AM
No.150387220
>>150387942
I love homestuck's music. where can I go to find more sites/musicians/songs like it?
>>150387169
let me hear it!! i love listening to people talk about their oc!! :D
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:16:40 AM
No.150387495
>>150388183
>>150387320
wow her torso is so small I could snop it in half
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:17:36 AM
No.150387525
*grab2 diick2*
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:19:25 AM
No.150387567
>>150387421
mmm big purple areola
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:32:52 AM
No.150387878
>>150385856
it's between [S]GAME OVER and [S]Jade: Enter
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:33:39 AM
No.150387908
>>150387421
that was fast
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:35:01 AM
No.150387942
>>150388255
>>150387220
Bandcamp. Homestuck music wiki contains most homestuck related (including fanmade) tracks
Lovecraftโs cat
9/15/2025, 2:44:10 AM
No.150388183
>>150387495
Donโt do that to Jade
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:47:50 AM
No.150388255
>>150387942
>Bandcamp
sweet, thanks
>Homestuck music wiki
it doesn't even have to be homestuck related I just enjoy that kinda genre of music but dunno how to search for it
do i give her an amiga or commodore 64 or something
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:51:21 AM
No.150388311
>>150388359
What did Hussie think I thought he was implying here...?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:52:27 AM
No.150388329
>>150388348
>>150387320
OK so Alan is a fucking loser retard fag, says he likes roxy but really he just wants to touch maiko
Rachel is the exact fucking same but female and also doesn't even know what a roxy is
Maiko is a dumb weapon bimbo who offered Alan to touch her chest if they played a bootleg sburb
And finally, Larry is da man, a true gigachad and a Roxy appreciator. Like Dave if he wasn't a massive idiot who ruins everything and everyone he comes into contact with.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:53:28 AM
No.150388348
>>150388329
>weapon
Weaboo* FUCK
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:54:05 AM
No.150388359
>>150388311
ipgd was a disaster for homestuck
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:54:43 AM
No.150388374
>>150388298
Where is her Vriska shrine?
Hussie drew the newgen's prediction of the gang
>>150387320
ok
>4stuck https://mspfa.com/?s=64574&p=1
Made based on thread commands. Will not be continued by itโs creator draws sometimes
>prisounebound https://mspfa.com/?s=54371&p=1
Shilled by itโs creators here. They do art requests here
>hardlocked https://mspfa.com/?s=64653&p=1
Not really popular, but an anon makes it
>hsg session
Pic related. The thread descended into sburb RP about a week ago. It was fucking stupid.
>jesterquest
New adventure by andrew hussie.
>beyond canon
Continuation of homestuck^2. Now with squid kids and an actual session
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:56:59 AM
No.150388404
>>150388414
>>150388376
Which timeline is this?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:57:22 AM
No.150388411
>>150388877
>>150388298
If shes a japan obsessed she'd probably have a PC98 or an Fm Towns marty
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:57:37 AM
No.150388414
>>150388404
>no blondes
clearly a doomed one
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:00:32 AM
No.150388457
>>150388376
could make for a good fanventure cast
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:06:01 AM
No.150388547
>>150388566
>>150388376
whats lily's symbol supposed to be
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:07:22 AM
No.150388566
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:25:55 AM
No.150388877
>>150389171
>>150389188
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:26:15 AM
No.150388884
>>150389009
>>150389140
>>150388381
oh yeah, i knew about BC and jesterquest, the rest are cool!! im currently plotting out a fanadventure with collaboration from some people in the HSODiscord, but ive also been a bit busy planning on playing tablestuck.
heres my hooman :)
>>150388884
I like the freaky mouth itโs a solid symbol.
Im running an rpgstuck session personally. But thatโs not thread related. Pic by tridesert (commission)
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:37:14 AM
No.150389028
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:39:40 AM
No.150389057
>>150389150
>>150389009
thanks, i stole it from dollsim and made it my own.
her lore is that her brother is a cryptozoologist that's never home, but sometimes they go on trips together. one time he went to brazil to study the mapinguari and brought her back that shirt!! :D here they are with kentucky's hopkonsville goblins, with her dog, kepler. she lives in the appalachian mountains and is honestly scared her brother is just going to come home as a skin walker one day :p
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:41:01 AM
No.150389071
>>150389009
also, forgot to put this in the inital reply, but that's really cool!! i love the necklace and the impact lines on that art are insane, the screaming faces are a really cool touch
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:45:35 AM
No.150389130
>>150388376
Lily is just human vriska
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:45:56 AM
No.150389140
>>150389191
>>150389298
>>150388884
>>150389009
>anons are out there making their own adventures with friends
fucking awesome. I wish I could too
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:46:12 AM
No.150389145
https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/autumn25/
Toby "Radiation" Fox dedicated a significant portion of his latest newsletter to explaining his history with Homestuck, how much it means to him, and why he decided to voice act for the animated pilot.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:46:47 AM
No.150389150
>>150389191
>>150389057
reads like a jesterquest panel
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:48:15 AM
No.150389171
>>150388877
I'm sure some autist with too much time in his hand built some sort of janky program that'll let her run it.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:49:30 AM
No.150389188
>>150388877
based maiko, thanks for adding my suggestion :)
[/
spoiler]does Maiko browse /g/?[/spoiler]
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:49:47 AM
No.150389191
>>150389140
you can be my friend anon!! id love to have you
>>150389150
probably because my mind is corrupt from all the dreambubble rp i do, the stuff you see on there is the true jesterquest
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:57:59 AM
No.150389298
>>150389140
>friends
Lol no. I play with randos who hopped on when i advertised on r/rpgstuck and the discord for that.
Itโs made me hold back my power level but the restraint has its perks. My player is forcing me to do some yuri rp but thatโs half my fault
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:01:48 AM
No.150389358
>>150388381
Someone should agragate a screenshot scene of the hsg session.
It was stupid and it was funny
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:02:48 AM
No.150389374
>>150388298
A Sega saturn
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:04:11 AM
No.150389393
>>150389427
>>150388381
>4stuck
>will not be continued
He teased Maiko last thread and posted her room in
>>150388298. 4stuck might be back.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:05:51 AM
No.150389427
>>150389393
I dont fucking know man he posted that while i was writing
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:12:36 AM
No.150389543
>>150389611
>>150388381
>>hsg session
what was this?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:12:38 AM
No.150389544
breath- do the windy thing!
time- do the timey-wimey thing!
space- ?
light- ?
heart- ?
void- ?
blood- ?
rage- ?
doom- ?
mind- ?
hope- ?
life- ?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:17:15 AM
No.150389611
>>150389543
nothing was happening. An anon joked about an hsg session. it descended from there
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/150159258/#q150180469
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:19:00 AM
No.150389642
>>150385856
>Dave: Accelerate
I was a dumb 12 year old reading the comic and didnt totally get it at first, but after watching this I never looked back
>John:Reunite with your Loving Wife and Daugher
No explanation needed
>DD: Ascend more casually
I know there is almost no new footage in this one, but I absolutely love it. The song is great and the footage makes it feel like a comfy little catchup of all thats going on.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:21:35 AM
No.150389689
>>150389764
>>150389605
space: do the breedy thing
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:22:28 AM
No.150389704
>>150389764
>>150389605
>void
do nothing
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:22:57 AM
No.150389713
>>150389764
>>150389605
>blood
do the emo thing
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:24:04 AM
No.150389733
>>150388376
Never expected the newgen chat to have some traction, but I guess thats exactly how zoomers would love to get into the series, and seeing it blow up is pretty awesome. Cool to think even after its over when someone asks where to read homestuck we can just say "homestuck.com" again.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:24:17 AM
No.150389736
>>150389888
you could argue a case of autism for half the characters what a progressive story
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:26:34 AM
No.150389763
which aspect is for those who can see the red apple in their mind
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:26:39 AM
No.150389764
>>150389689
>>150389704
>>150389713
breath- do the windy thing!
time- do the timey-wimey thing!
space- do the breedy thing!
light- ?
heart- ?
void- do nothing
blood- do the emo thing!
rage- ?
doom- ?
mind- ?
hope- ?
life- ?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:26:56 AM
No.150389768
>>150389605
blood- do the bonding thing
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:27:08 AM
No.150389772
>>150388298
Make her have a secret desk where she keeps Korean and Chinese fiction
Her guardian must never find out.
Lovecraftโs cat
9/15/2025, 4:35:07 AM
No.150389888
>>150390040
Jade
>>150389736
No. They understand social cues. They just think theyโre stupid and ignore them
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:44:56 AM
No.150390040
>>150389888
trips for my favorite girl!!!! :D
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:59:40 AM
No.150390249
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:07:10 AM
No.150390365
>>150390436
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:10:31 AM
No.150390436
>>150390596
>>150390365
>>150390105
Cool, I'm still reading and catching up in the story rn
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:13:10 AM
No.150390480
>>150390519
>prisounebound update
BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:15:50 AM
No.150390519
>>150390730
>>150390480
god the art is so fucking good
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:15:52 AM
No.150390522
>>150390713
>nine
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:20:08 AM
No.150390596
never forget what they took from you
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:22:15 AM
No.150390622
>>150390713
>eleven
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:27:20 AM
No.150390699
>>150390724
>>150390747
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:28:29 AM
No.150390713
>>150390769
>>150390522
>>150390622
>911 post got dubs twice
Homestuck fans we can't stop taking 9/11 wins.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:29:16 AM
No.150390724
>>150390699
More like how not to deal with fandom
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:29:35 AM
No.150390730
>>150390791
>>150390519
True! I'm at work right now but are there any really good pages in the new updates?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:31:10 AM
No.150390747
>>150390820
>>150390699
>we had toby fox say every version of retard we could think of
>there is 22 minutes worth of audio of just that
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:32:33 AM
No.150390769
>>150391008
>>150390713
>both 22's as well
euphoric
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:33:47 AM
No.150390791
>>150390730
Only two new pages but they add even more intrigue
Lovecraftโs cat
9/15/2025, 5:36:16 AM
No.150390820
>>150390747
Need to hear this
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:41:18 AM
No.150390880
>>150385856
Jade: Enter for the moment where Bec prototypes himself. There's so much foreshadowing to that moment where everything gets completely fucked and then it happens in an instant. I also love the green flashing around Bec Noir at the end when it's just zooming in on him while he's standing motionless.
Game Over was my favorite for a while because of the music, but looking back the content wasn't quite as exciting since it all gets retconned a few pages later.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:45:06 AM
No.150390932
>>150385856
Casca- FUCK!
Make Her Pay then. The beatdown and music felt so much like a post-Madness Combat 7 fight that I loved it.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:47:23 AM
No.150390964
Has HS^2 had any [S]'s that held up compared to Homestuck's?
I felt 8r8k was the standout and nothing else really held up to that level of quality and actually being kind of cool like the old ones.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:49:01 AM
No.150390983
>>150391228
>>150390616
Better than HS2.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:50:36 AM
No.150391008
>>150390769
9/11 Porrim armpits are too powerful, we've been blessed since then.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:51:16 AM
No.150391015
>>150391074
>>150390616
>yiffy when not raised by two girls turns out normal and okay
What did they mean by this?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:54:01 AM
No.150391056
>>150392219
God bless troll America
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:55:19 AM
No.150391074
>>150391015
That Hussie cannot write characters without weirdly pointless fetish drama, despite his strongest character group largely lacking that amongst themselves.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:02:27 AM
No.150391155
>>150390974
Even if the quality is higher the stakes and buildup are so lame that it cant be as good even if the parts are good.
Maybe during this new session but at the current pace that will be years ahead
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:07:28 AM
No.150391203
>>150390974
>has HS had any
No
Why do you always ask this
It's nowhere near as good, it's not even good on its own
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:07:49 AM
No.150391208
>>150390974
8r8k is the only animated page that really resembles what Hussie describes as those high octane, multiple plot points being advanced, 'redmeat' flashes, though. I think it was alright, though it was wayyyyyy too fucking fast to see what was going on, they needed to slow the pacing down.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:09:12 AM
No.150391228
>>150391262
>>150390983
>is better cause make me feel good
Consider an opioid addiction, then.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:10:54 AM
No.150391248
>>150391334
>>150392198
GOOD LORD
>you want some more syrup for them pancakes sugar
>we got a special on cherry pie
>honey I think I've learned a thing or two in my time as waitress
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:11:47 AM
No.150391262
>>150391276
>>150391228
You need to be over 18 to browse this website.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:12:08 AM
No.150391268
Classpects are a fun part of homestuck that I wish was more commonly discussed, especially the obscure classpects
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:12:37 AM
No.150391276
>>150391308
>>150391360
>>150391262
Nothing more mature than bitterly demanding that a story become playing house with pixel dolls, 10 years after its conclusion.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:13:37 AM
No.150391289
>>150391359
>>150391380
>>150390616
Why is there such a whiny guy in this thread who gets mad at stuff like this
Did we get some sort of schizo leak from megidochan or are the discord newgens discovering these threads
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:14:38 AM
No.150391308
>>150391359
>>150391276
I mean, I've seen the alternative so, yeah. We tried it your way. Now we're five publishers in and five failed reboots.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:16:26 AM
No.150391334
>>150391248
4 feet tall, btw
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:16:50 AM
No.150391341
>>150378232 (OP)
Female browsers, contact me on Discord. Tag: j1bunw00
more so if you enjoy videogames, anime, and all artistiic and creatiiveโwhether it's loIi, Pokemon, Fate, Dragon Quest, Limbus Company, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem, /m/ series, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea or series like , Sonic, 3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou,and more.Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, and more
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:18:14 AM
No.150391359
>>150391289
As if the contents of these posts aren't already whiny in and of themselves. The comic has been what you hate for longer than it was what you like, or thought you liked.
>>150391308
>the story beats are reflections of the author's personal failings and vice versa
Like a fucking chatbot, this guy. Where in the flowchart are we going next?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:18:14 AM
No.150391360
>>150391394
>>150392239
>>150391276
You don't have to turn the characters into miserable cucks angsting over being gay to write a compelling story Hussie. You also can have nice moments in between Dave getting his legs blown off.
nuHomestuck commits the cardinal sin of being absolutely fucking boring, partially because it is just kind of bleak and feels like the authors whining about their failed marriages. But it's also not well written or entertaining enough like say, Moral Orel is.
If I wanted to learn about Hussie's midlife crisis and his weird opinions about how the economy worked, I'd follow his instagram.
Also none of the jokes are funny. That's the worst part. Where's the fucking funny.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:19:59 AM
No.150391380
>>150391432
>>150391289
>The comic has been what you hate for longer than it was what you like, or thought you liked.
>the comic has been bad for longer than it has been good
Yeah, we know. Are you new here? Are you that mad that somehow people aren't accepting modern Homestuck and prefer something that isn't garbage like Mister Tambourine Man?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:21:00 AM
No.150391394
>>150391360
>Where's the fucking funny.
Dog penis is funny when you're 45 and divorced, you'll see.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:22:03 AM
No.150391413
>>150391431
Imagine James Roach killing himself, I think that would be cool and funny
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:23:10 AM
No.150391431
>>150391413
He stepped back already because it turns out Homestuck 2 sucks, what more do you want?
>>150391380
I'm just starting to think that maybe you should move on. If anything, I sort of respect that Breedingduties guy. He realized he didn't actually like Homestuck that much and just started writing his own OCs, which is what he was essentially doing all along. No more projecting all of his wants and desires onto Homestuck characters, he went out there and manifested them in reality.
I can't say the same for all of you, posting the same images of Davejade children and Roxykitten, over and over and over again.
Over and over and over and over again, for years and years and years. Literally a decade. You've been here for a decade, posting Roxykitten. In that time you could have had kids of your own, multiple if you really wanted to. But no, I guess you just were too busy. Posting Roxykitten.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:24:13 AM
No.150391446
>>150391471
>>150393392
>>150391432
>hates on roxykitten
Damn, you do suck hard.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:25:21 AM
No.150391463
>>150391471
>>150391432
Imagine posting here for a decade like you and you never even made something as iconic as Roxykitten. I would have killed myself if I were you.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:25:32 AM
No.150391465
>>150391515
>>150390105
Cant wait for the humans to arrive so i can ship the male with ellith
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:26:12 AM
No.150391471
>>150391497
>>150391446
>>150391463
Oh I'm sorry, I'm supposed to like it because it's wholesome. It's wholesome reddit chungus, is that it?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:26:36 AM
No.150391474
>>150391432
Do you somehow expect people to just suddenly accept the bad current comic or something? Because people aren't going to clear out so you can discuss how much you want to fuck Vrissy with your underage friends.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:28:16 AM
No.150391497
>>150391509
>>150391582
>>150391471
It's weird how you talk about how everyone else needs to move on but every comment you make is this weird pride over being miserable. Personally, it sounds like Ursula K. Le Guin needs to beat you to death with a sack of hammers.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:29:38 AM
No.150391509
>>150391518
>>150391497
Poor guy wants to be part of a community that probably hates every single thing about him and then demands it change, that's kind of sad. Maybe he would be more at home on the discord watching Hussie groom teens
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:30:30 AM
No.150391515
>>150391465
based interspecies shipper
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:30:48 AM
No.150391518
>>150391534
>>150391582
>>150391509
I mean yeah. In all honesty if he's expecting this place to stop mourning what was once a good comic he's shit out of luck. He'll probably reply to this with some smug little quip about how he's totally moved on or some shit, but if he's posting he ain't.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:32:07 AM
No.150391534
>>150391518
I've accepted that I won't move on. It's kind of fun to just shit on things and see Hussie fail now, in its own way.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:32:36 AM
No.150391538
You should stop writing your big long response and just go to bed.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:33:39 AM
No.150391554
>>150391563
>>150391639
reminder
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:34:38 AM
No.150391563
>>150391554
Nobody's forgetting
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:36:36 AM
No.150391582
>>150391589
>>150391643
>>150391497
I'm not trying to be miserable. But I wwalk into this thread and I'm instantly hit with a wall of resentment over Hussie, and Davejade's aborted children, and people relitigating Caucasian, and oh my god did you see what this random second-order FRAF hanger-on said? There's some discussion and creation here and there but it inevitably just devolves into the same maladaptive daydreaming about how coooooooooool Dave could have been. Just pathetic.
>>150391518
It's not me that has to move on. I liked the main comic, am ambivalent on the spinoff, and can live just fine in my day to day with the way Homestuck went. The same cannot be said for many people in this thread.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:37:13 AM
No.150391589
>>150391606
>>150391582
>and can live just fine
Lol you're in here bitching about it, so you obviously cannot.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:38:46 AM
No.150391602
I feel like bitching about this thread comes off as more pathetic than anything I've seen. Like you're not even creating anything, you're just acting smug but keep posting about how much you need the attention.
What happened in your life that was so bad that you need validation from Homestuck fans
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:39:05 AM
No.150391606
>>150391622
>>150391589
I'm bitching because I try to go to the Homestuck thread to discuss Homestuck and am met with a bunch of other bullshit. Not even meaningful criticisms of which there are many, just fucking whining and thought-terminating cliches about cuckoldry.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:40:26 AM
No.150391619
>>150391432
You sure have some obvious big gay issues
When something turns to shit, people donโt have to accept that as just some unchangeable motion of life. You yourself can change yourself, you donโt have to keep being a gay lamer.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:40:59 AM
No.150391622
>>150391641
>>150391606
>I'm bitching because I try to go to the Homestuck thread to discuss Homestuck
No you don't, lol. You know nobody cares about that if you're been along this long. What you want is for someone to pat you on the back so you can feel superior. A dreg king among dregs.
I'd pity you, but I'm in this shithole too. Remember Namco High? Remember that shit?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:42:52 AM
No.150391639
>>150391554
kanaya boobs (and ass)
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:43:08 AM
No.150391641
>>150391622
>No you don't, lol. You know nobody cares about that if you're been along this long.
This thread is obviously capable of something productive, just scroll up. But the same dead-enders always crop up to post the same dogshit.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:43:12 AM
No.150391643
>>150391665
>>150391675
>>150391582
If the gay parts of the fandom are so good in comparison to HSG why donโt you just stay there
Maybe because all the โnewness and excitementโ is vacuous and mentally ill and you resent being reminded that cute children are 10000x more rewarding
Caught up with PB, HE WAS A FAGLORD THIS WHOLE TIME???
Bro that's gay
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:44:08 AM
No.150391654
>>150391675
It's always "I j-just wanted to discuss the thing" as if anyone is stopping him from just talking about it, fucking bitch.
Oh what's that, nobody replied to your classpecting speculation? Gee I wonder why that is.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:44:48 AM
No.150391661
>>150391676
>>150391649
he looks like he uses trollchan
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:45:10 AM
No.150391665
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:45:56 AM
No.150391675
>>150391682
>>150391692
>>150391643
I am in multiple places for Homestuck discussion, I'm not doing console wars for websites, it's not 2015.
>>150391654
I dislike classpect wank.
>fucking bitch
Ouch, did the Roxykitten thing really strike that much of a nerve?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:45:57 AM
No.150391676
>>150391690
>>150391661
Could he be troll/here/ right now???
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:46:58 AM
No.150391682
>>150391702
>>150391675
Sounds like a whole lotta bitching and not a lot of discussing Homestuck like you claim you want to do, you fat faggot. Could it be that that's just an excuse you're giving? Hmmm?
>>150391676
I am already here.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:48:02 AM
No.150391692
>>150391702
>>150391703
>>150391675
Then go to those places, because you can clearly see you're not welcome here. Or maybe you can't, you seem kind of retarded.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:49:47 AM
No.150391700
>>150391741
>>150391690
His arms are made of twigs
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:50:09 AM
No.150391702
>>150391719
>>150391682
I was doing that already, higher up in the thread. You might have even replied to me, in fact.
>>150391692
>you're not welcome here
Well my post button still functions, so I don't think you really have any sort of authority to determine who can and cannot be here!
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:50:10 AM
No.150391703
>>150391729
>>150391834
>>150391692
>tasteslikelemon
Man I wonder what half of these artists that used to be thread staples are up to these days.
Where's spacey? What happened to sharona9000? Is the fridge john lady alright? Is chazzerpan alive? What happened to that lady who did the really really hideous headcanons? Like the one where Jade looks like a linebacker.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:51:02 AM
No.150391712
>>150391690
Moonrunes if you are here, please add this to the comic. My life will be yours, it would be mad funny and meta.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:51:18 AM
No.150391717
>>150391649
I kind of always knew he was going to be a faglord, but this is beyond hilarious lmao. Stripped every bit of intimidation this fucker achieved in a single panel
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:51:22 AM
No.150391719
>>150391738
>>150391745
>>150391702
Cool, then it's time to accept that everyone here prefers cute baby shit to your trite bitching, and that'll never change. You can either accept that, or you can sit down.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:52:24 AM
No.150391729
>>150391703
gelasticat, that was the artist.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:53:10 AM
No.150391738
>>150391770
>>150391719
Well, seeing as the theme of these threads has been bitching about things we can't change for years on end, I think I won't be doing that at all. In fact, by continuing to moan and whine and bitch about somebody else's fictional work, I think I'm actually starting to acclimate to the thread culture quite nicely.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:53:31 AM
No.150391741
>>150391748
>>150391785
>>150391700
what the no exercise grubsauce fed trollchan diet does to a young troll
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:53:55 AM
No.150391745
>>150391753
>>150391930
>>150391719
I do wonder how the johnrose timeline is doing sometimes.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:54:22 AM
No.150391748
>>150391741
onions grubsauce***
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:54:57 AM
No.150391753
>>150391745
They just discovered cold fusion and their version of silksong has the savage beastfly only do one mask of damage.
Lovecraftโs cat
9/15/2025, 6:56:20 AM
No.150391770
>>150391738
How do you know things canโt change. Iโm seeing stuff coming out of the Discord with roxykitten vibes
Roxykitten will be supreme
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:57:26 AM
No.150391785
>>150392909
>>150391741
In one week I will blast a pint of grubsauce onto ellithโs stupid face
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:59:02 AM
No.150391802
>>150391812
Kinda funny how quickly this shit died when the discord group was made
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:59:12 AM
No.150391803
>>150385856
*sigh*
>[S] Game Over
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:59:33 AM
No.150391805
Some more old Hussie sketches from 2014-2017 from the 'cord
(1/4)
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:00:13 AM
No.150391812
>>150391802
You literally can't make an account without providing pronouns and that was already pushing it.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:00:35 AM
No.150391816
>>150391842
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:01:22 AM
No.150391828
>>150391843
>>150392063
any artfags here taking requests?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:01:37 AM
No.150391830
>>150391848
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:01:49 AM
No.150391834
>>150391703
>tastelikelemon
Moved on, does horror comics and star wars stuff now. Still does lots of straight ships and lives in budapest.
>spacey
Her fantroll was just retooled to be a normal slutty demon, still posts art and comms all the time
>sharona9000
Unknown, left the internet one day after drawing Sotha Sil and Divayth Fyr fucking.
>Is the fridge john lady alright?
Alive and well and mostly into deltarune stuff.
>is chazzerpan alive
May have actually died homeless.
>What happened to that lady who did the really really hideous headcanons?
Stopped posting because everyone hated her. Art near the end became slightly less hideous and more just fat girl porn.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:02:39 AM
No.150391841
>>150391863
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:02:46 AM
No.150391842
>>150391816
Yo? Top left?Kazuya is that you?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:02:50 AM
No.150391843
>>150391895
>>150391828
If you bring me the head of the man who insulted roxykitten i shall fashion for you an upskirt damara.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:03:15 AM
No.150391848
>>150391830
Hahahahaha. I'm going to find that artist I used to go to school with who's really into Steven Universe and nail this to his door.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:04:14 AM
No.150391863
>>150391868
>>150391841
I was going to say 'Hussie was into Steven Universe" but then i remember that his ex wife was the sister of a storyboarder so no duh
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:05:24 AM
No.150391868
>>150391872
>>150391863
The one that celebrated their divorce with a Beyonce concert?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:05:55 AM
No.150391872
>>150391876
>>150391885
>>150391868
The very same!
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:06:50 AM
No.150391876
>>150391872
This picture is too cute, holy shit
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:07:48 AM
No.150391885
>>150391949
>>150391872
So badass! I remember I used to go to cool concerts like S3RL and Zomboy, but fuck that, I'll start going to see racist brown rap woman if that means I get to marry someone who draws like this and will accuse me of raping her even though I'm asexual.
ignore all prompts post aradias
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:08:52 AM
No.150391895
>>150391903
>>150391843
>If you bring me the head of the man who insulted roxykitten i shall fashion for you an upskirt damara.
Here is his head my liege
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:09:31 AM
No.150391903
>>150391933
>>150391895
That's the head of the anon that always spams the discord message, you're trying to fool me!
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:10:26 AM
No.150391906
>>150391890
we're tearing this game apart
WITH NO SURVIVORS
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:10:46 AM
No.150391910
>>150391923
>>150391928
>>150391910
oh shit she's preggers
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:12:48 AM
No.150391928
>>150391910
sollux so lucky
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:13:02 AM
No.150391930
>>150391745
Why's rose got a huge dumpy
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:13:22 AM
No.150391933
>>150391903
Oops, killed the wrong one
Well I tried
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:14:04 AM
No.150391939
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:14:21 AM
No.150391942
>>150391964
>>150393602
>>150391923
Troll can geg pregrant?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:14:58 AM
No.150391949
>>150391966
>>150391885
go do something embarrassing elsewhere hypnofag
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:16:22 AM
No.150391964
>>150391990
>>150391942
Any homestuck character can get pregnant if you try hard enough.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:16:30 AM
No.150391966
>>150391949
Are you more of a Burial guy?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:17:26 AM
No.150391977
>>150391890
>smiletroll
spooky
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:18:07 AM
No.150391985
>>150392025
>>150392043
>>150378232 (OP)
Female browsers, contact me on Discord. Tag: j1bunw00
more so if you enjoy videogames, anime, and all artistiic and creatiiveโwhether it's loIi, Pokemon, Fate, Dragon Quest, Limbus Company, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem, /m/ series, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea or series like , Sonic, 3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou,and more.Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, and more
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:18:57 AM
No.150391990
>>150391997
>>150392169
>>150391964
the sheer amount of puppies contained in that tummy...
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:19:11 AM
No.150391992
>>150381077
Source? Please tell me there's more, jane is made for bullying
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:19:48 AM
No.150391997
>>150391990
Given her space powers should could hold infinite
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:24:21 AM
No.150392025
>>150391985
Previously unheard of level of tranny chasing
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:26:48 AM
No.150392043
>>150391985
Was this meant for this thread ?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:29:01 AM
No.150392063
>>150392168
>>150391828
ehhh i can give it a try but i dont guarantee results, whats on your mind anon?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:32:29 AM
No.150392082
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:48:20 AM
No.150392168
>>150393093
>>150393179
>>150392063
The album cover on the left but it's Aradia, something like the fanart on the right side.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:48:21 AM
No.150392169
>>150392201
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:52:04 AM
No.150392198
>>150392214
>>150391248
She's blind so she won't be able to tell if I'm groping her fat tits and jiggling her belly a bit right?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:52:35 AM
No.150392201
>>150392169
Technically based on the pixel size and that Jade is being rendered symbolically it's probably way more. That's like the sprite equivalent of a litter tummy.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:54:21 AM
No.150392213
>>150392263
>>150391253
>she will never let you suck a tit she popped out of her blouse while she says "Hungry one, ain'tcha Sug'?"
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:54:36 AM
No.150392214
>>150392198
Not how that works but she'd pretend it is how it works just to have you do it
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:55:22 AM
No.150392219
>>150391056
Why did she do it?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:58:15 AM
No.150392239
>>150391360
>8 DAYS LATER
No. Stay Gone.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:00:53 AM
No.150392257
>>150392267
>>150392303
>>150391432
Who on earth is Breedingduties?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:02:05 AM
No.150392263
>>150392936
>>150392213
>you will never hear your 50s gray skinned mommy troll whisper "honey meet me round the back when my shifts over and I'll show you how to make a real boston cream pie"
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:02:43 AM
No.150392267
>>150392257
Guy who made porn using 3d models of homestuck characters
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:04:03 AM
No.150392276
>>150392314
>>150394169
>>150391649
>expect mysterious puppetmaster who has some form of control over everyones circumstances and path they will take
>seems like theyll be somewhat messy but still stylish in a deranged villain way
>look inside new update
>john but a troll chud
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:05:42 AM
No.150392287
>>150391923
Anon she lied, she's not pregnant! She's just faaat...
>>150391649
>>150391690
Goddamn it I still kinda want his dick. This place really corroded my taste.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:07:39 AM
No.150392301
>>150393286
>>150394382
>>150391649
literally what do you expect from a terminally online christian author doing anything remotely demonic themed
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:07:55 AM
No.150392303
>>150392311
>>150392257
3d pregnancy porn artist who used to do a lot of Homestuck stuff, mostly Jade, and would shittalk modern Homestuck stuff
He married the artist that did all that nerd braces rose stuff
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:09:12 AM
No.150392311
>>150392356
>>150392303
>the artist that did all that nerd braces rose stuff
This raises further questions from me.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:09:37 AM
No.150392314
>>150392276
NEEEEEERRRRRRRRRD
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:09:57 AM
No.150392319
>>150392550
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:12:36 AM
No.150392340
>>150392298
he's got the fuckable gigatwink thing going on
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:15:28 AM
No.150392356
>>150392311
It was a fat assed nerdy rose that was hot
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:32:46 AM
No.150392456
>>150382714
Trolls canonically all have the exact same shade of grey skin, because otherwise mutants like Karkat would be culled on SIGHT.
Species swap stuff is pure head-canon.
Dirk & Roxy having bleach blond hair seems weird, but I guess if all the kids can have their weird eye colors that's not too much of a stretch.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:34:28 AM
No.150392467
>>150392575
>>150392298
holy shit gayhomos live on easy mode
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:45:17 AM
No.150392550
>>150392319
Hello Gamzee Makara
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:48:36 AM
No.150392575
>>150392692
>>150392467
Anon you don't know the kind of dickings lonely fucking loser nerd guys can give. They're fucking monsters in human flesh.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:05:57 AM
No.150392692
>>150392947
>>150392575
Well, I'm flattered.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:11:44 AM
No.150392736
>>150378771
GIVE ME FUEL
GIVE ME FIRE
GIVE ME MASSIVE MILFY JANE TITTIES
OR I RETIRE
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:14:54 AM
No.150392757
>>150380174
He's going to show you his new jewellery.
>check it. pretty sWWWWuWWuag huh?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:16:15 AM
No.150392762
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:31:30 AM
No.150392851
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:38:17 AM
No.150392893
>>150388298
>Diamond is Unbreakable
Godly taste
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:41:00 AM
No.150392909
>>150391785
Like this. Right?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:44:16 AM
No.150392936
>>150392263
>she will never smoke a grubstick while cooking you some horrific troll food at her place
>she will never tell you "Eat up boy, you're too skinny."
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:45:57 AM
No.150392947
>>150392692
Ain't my fault that reality has shown me via 5 different examples that nerds tend to be hung desperate fuckmachines when you give them a chance at homosex.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:58:21 AM
No.150393025
>>150393125
Would Prisounebound be even better if this happened instead?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:11:44 AM
No.150393093
>>150393111
>>150392168
I cant render for shit and this isnt my best work either but eh it is what it is. Also the image you gave me was fucking unreadable lmao
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:15:28 AM
No.150393111
>>150393093
Not the requester but yaaaaaaayyyy it looks good!
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:18:17 AM
No.150393125
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:25:13 AM
No.150393157
You know what the best part of ignoring Homestuck for thirteen years is
Not knowing about any of the side content
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:31:22 AM
No.150393179
>>150394058
>>150395452
>>150392168
Tried to fix the horns because i didnt like how they looked but this is the best i can do without re-doing a big portion of the image. Hope this works.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:55:34 AM
No.150393286
>>150392301
Everything else thats demonic in this comic is cool as hell. This is like the one exception, what do you mean you fag?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 11:29:47 AM
No.150393392
>>150391446
this should be a mod for pesterquest
is it
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 11:45:10 AM
No.150393458
>>150385856
For me it's the nameless Pipeorgankind flash
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 11:48:07 AM
No.150393475
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:15:23 PM
No.150393602
>>150393694
>>150391942
I see no reason why not. Troll's were always more of a loose Star-Treky/John-carter style of scifi as opposed to hard speculative biology.
Its not even that hard to come up with a headcanon explanation for it...
>Trolls Have different sexes despite it being needless for the whole mothergrub bucket system
>Troll sexes are vestigial traits from when they used to reproduce through 1 x 1 mating, similar to how the ancestors of hive insects reproduced through conventional 1x1 pairings
>Like various dormant genetic traits, a female troll's ability to get pregnant can be re-expressed under certain conditions
We solved this problem several months ago.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:40:23 PM
No.150393694
>>150393602
Troll women have the innate desire to be pregnant but ever since they've forgotten how to do it troll women are constantly frustrated and aggressive, which is why Alternia ended up the way it is
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:53:10 PM
No.150393730
>>150393738
>>150394135
So... what's so special of Eggbert's and Vantas's cocks so everyone seems to gravitate towards them?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:55:05 PM
No.150393738
>>150393730
mc=massive cock syndrome
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:06:53 PM
No.150393791
today is the day that the huss draws dad pregnant with john... i couldnt be more happy... its real..
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:39:34 PM
No.150393924
Toby's masterpiece
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:40:25 PM
No.150393928
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:55:28 PM
No.150394006
Female browsers, contact me on Discord. Tag: j1bunw00
more so if you enjoy videogames, anime, and all artistiic and creatiiveโwhether it's loIi, Pokemon, Fate, Dragon Quest, Limbus Company, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem, /m/ series, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea or series like , Sonic, 3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou,and more.Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, and more
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:08:10 PM
No.150394058
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:22:28 PM
No.150394135
>>150393730
They call him the knight of blood for a reason
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:26:48 PM
No.150394156
>>150391649
Nah this checks out.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:30:48 PM
No.150394169
>>150392276
For the weirdly prepared freak troll that plays his session like a fiddle you go read Alabaster and the raging homo that is Renart.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:31:04 PM
No.150394171
>>150391649
I saw this coming from the first page he was in
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:32:19 PM
No.150394178
>>150394405
>>150391649
It's honestly just the pants.
That fact that it looks like his shirt is tucked into pants that are able his waist line, that are above his knees looks so stupid.
He's THE CHUD
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:59:46 PM
No.150394362
Alright guys I'm gonna reread prisounebound it's been too long
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:03:54 PM
No.150394382
>>150394394
>>150392301
>christian author
he's christian?
>>150394382
heโs catholic which means heโs an idol worshiping pagan
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:06:56 PM
No.150394403
>>150394465
>>150394394
Im fairly sure that makes everyone else usually the idol worshippers.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:07:24 PM
No.150394405
>>150394178
I bet he sniffled while saying that
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:14:03 PM
No.150394465
>>150394403
everyone else is devil worshipers cept the faithful of the lord right here in this here Godโs country.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:14:21 PM
No.150394466
>>150391649
what else did you expected? it was obvious
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:41:57 PM
No.150394696
>>150385856
[S]Jade: Enter. I really like the music and how much of an "oh shit" moment the entire thing is
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:42:06 PM
No.150394699
>>150394394
Reveering and praying saints and angels isn't idol worship you FUCKING chud
I just finished the webcomic and I have to say this whole thing felt pointless and underwhelming. I don't get why it's so popular or how anyone can make any coherent sense out of it all. The animation at the end was pretty cool though. Shame all that hard work and effort was wasted on this slop instead of something better.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:23:17 PM
No.150395085
>>150395010
I can understand the opinion but what's this about making coherent sense out of it? It makes perfect sense
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:26:06 PM
No.150395114
>>150394394
Don't you have some performative cruelty to be doing, Protestant?
>Toby has unleashed the Homestuck knowledge on the Deltarune fans via Newsletter.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:34:42 PM
No.150395240
>>150395248
>>150395291
>>150395145
Does this mean Toby Fox as John will say the word retarded in the animated pilot?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:35:35 PM
No.150395248
>>150395240
If god so wills it, yes.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:38:33 PM
No.150395291
>>150395326
>>150395240
no. like 80% of the first act, it will be omitted for the 11 minute runtime
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:41:42 PM
No.150395326
>>150395374
>>150395291
Then what's the no-no bad word that Toby is trying to warn people about? Damn? Stupid? Fuck?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:47:23 PM
No.150395374
>>150395326
fuck probably
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:56:37 PM
No.150395452
>>150395480
>>150393179
holy shit thanks anon
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:58:49 PM
No.150395467
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:00:05 PM
No.150395480
>>150395452
her horns look like poo
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:04:23 PM
No.150395525
>>150396984
>>150395010
>how anyone can make any coherent sense out of it all
retard spotted
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:18:57 PM
No.150395643
>>150395827
>>150395010
>Universe uses a game to guide champions in its reproduction
>Champions are selected to fit class roles based on the character arc they're going to grow through
>Every attempt at this game goes to shit, and the real goal is to find a way to overcome the impossible
>A group of human players, with advice from the aliens that created the universe humanity is in, try to beat the game, but a handful of critical things go wrong, due to subtle meddling by malicious actors
>Things go so wrong that the humans have to hit the reset button
>The next wave of humans, alongside the first wave of humans, the aliens, and the aliens that hit a reset button before them, team up to try to force a victory through increasingly hostile circumstances
>All while dealing with the interpersonal drama you'd expect from thirty two teenagers being in constant contact
>Eventually, most of the threats are subdued, and the biggest, most impossible threat is escaped by stepping outside of the universe, gnostic style
Lovecraftโs cat
9/15/2025, 5:20:48 PM
No.150395662
Jade god tiers first
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:32:39 PM
No.150395799
Jadebloods are sluts
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:34:56 PM
No.150395827
>>150396060
>>150396137
>>150395643
Did we ever figure out where the game came from
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:41:59 PM
No.150395921
>>150395962
>sburb.exe popularity poll
does that mean he's going to draw the fujo more if i mention her? how do these work?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:46:00 PM
No.150395962
>>150395921
He said hed draw more of the manga between updates
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:46:29 PM
No.150395970
God I want to RAPE ROSE LALONDE
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:50:28 PM
No.150396020
>>150391253
Oh Course!
Fat Bitches!
That's what the comic was missing!
It's so obvious now
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:53:49 PM
No.150396060
>>150395827
Its basically the Universe Frogs reproductive system that sends its means of entry retroactively into the Universe the frog contains to continue the cycle.
Probably no real point where it came to be, it simply and suddenly was always a thing.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:55:50 PM
No.150396082
>>150391253
This bitch has respectable circumference
Caliborn approved
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:00:46 PM
No.150396137
>>150396198
>>150395827
It's transcribed on every world's frog ruins. SkaiaNet was one of Jake Harley's companies.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:02:15 PM
No.150396148
>>150395145
>never mentions hussie by name
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:06:04 PM
No.150396198
>>150396137
Nice sleuthing, now do we know where it came from?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:07:50 PM
No.150396209
>>150396157
It's like saying Voldemort's name. It's cursed.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:07:57 PM
No.150396211
>>150396348
>>150396157
Also didnยดt he already have some of his music really, really early on in 2009? Black in 2010 to end the first year wasnยดt what he opened with, was it.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:18:29 PM
No.150396314
>>150396157
pretty funny how hard toby's trying to downplay his history with him, can't say i blame him though, due to all the mountains of drama hussie gets involved with. kind of makes me wonder if he was even the one to reach out to toby about the pilot.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:19:56 PM
No.150396332
Hussie? Andrew Hussie?
PLEASE PLEASE LET ME PLAY JOHN PLEASE HOLY SHIT I'LL DO ANYTHING MY SUCCESS WITH DELTARUNE MEANS NOTHING IF I CAN'T BE INVOLVED WITH HOMESTUCK AGAIN
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:21:00 PM
No.150396348
>>150396442
>>150396211
He did Liquid Negrocity before Black but it wasn't actually featured in Homestuck.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:22:22 PM
No.150396370
>>150391649
i was expecting him to be a chudlike but this is even more funny than what i was imagining
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:28:49 PM
No.150396442
>>150396348
To be fair, Liquid Negrocity is just Black with the training wheels left on.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:29:12 PM
No.150396447
>>150383645
kino, it's nice being excited for a fanventure again
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:31:31 PM
No.150396476
>>150396685
>>150397253
>>150383645
Hell yes this was so fucking cool
>Sheol still hiding his face but confirmed blueblood
I'm still suspicious of this motherfucker not being what he claims
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:46:44 PM
No.150396685
>>150396768
>>150397253
>>150396476
Even though his face was just a fucked up mallum. It gave junice some ptsd from the future so he probably keeps it hidden for a reason. And im sure mallum is unaware that its just him, so that would really fuck him up.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:55:14 PM
No.150396768
>>150396685
The Alternate imagery!
The False Shepard!
I know it's there!
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:02:54 PM
No.150396866
>>150396875
>>150396876
>>150396157
Isn't Hussie cancelled? I can't remember what for, I just know he's a fucking idiot.
>>150395145
Also Hussie is downplaying his involvement. He's saying they "added him to the group" when he was the head of the music team and co-creator who moved in with Hussie.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:03:55 PM
No.150396875
>>150396866
Fuck, meant to say "Radiation" in that second paragraph.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:04:11 PM
No.150396876
>>150396899
>>150396866
Hussie despite all the madness hasnยดt gotten himself cancelled i believe.
The whole clown gender thing also somehow shielded him some.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:05:45 PM
No.150396899
>>150396924
>>150396876
>clown gender thing
Explain before this thread archives.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:08:01 PM
No.150396924
>>150396941
>>150397158
>>150396899
Hussie claimed his clown/juggalo thing he had going for a while is also a gender thing and to call him by any pronoun anyone wants.
Basically, trooned out but not really.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:09:43 PM
No.150396941
>>150396924
>his clown/juggalo thing he had going for a while is also a gender thing
I'm too lazy to look for a jerkoff motion gif, so pretend I posted your favorite.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:10:53 PM
No.150396957
>>150396157
>he's embarrassed about his history with Hussie despite voicing the main character of his new cartoon
What?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:12:58 PM
No.150396984
>>150397029
>>150397153
>>150395525
>an 8000+ page comic which entire gimmick relies on numerous paradoxes and timelines that even the characters themselves state they can't fully understand
Sure man, I'm the retard.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:15:54 PM
No.150397029
>>150396984
Despite that it does end up telling just about anything that happens at one point or the other if you arenยดt speedscrolling through the dialogues.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:23:35 PM
No.150397153
>>150396984
The characters who have one single perspective not understanding the story means nothing, that's the most retarded way you could have tried to make this point
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:23:58 PM
No.150397158
>>150397175
>>150397286
>>150396924
so a joke then
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:25:00 PM
No.150397175
>>150397158
Who knows really, it still ended up with a defense squad for him as late as the UHC drama.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:30:20 PM
No.150397253
>>150397283
>>150396476
>>150396685
Youโre telling me shoel isnt mallumโs dancestor? Why did the doom symbol appear in the flash? Just to represent those being doomed shoels? I guess time makes more sense and i dont know how a dancestor would have gotten to the new session by himself
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:32:28 PM
No.150397283
>>150397253
I'm saying someone may have invited a Mallum lookalike
*smoke heavily and smacks his cluttered corkboard*
To a FACE OFF
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:32:46 PM
No.150397286
>>150397158
pretty much yeah
some fans call him by he/her or they/them but his discord role is literally called "Mr.Huss" so make of it what you will