Absolute Batman
Are you ready for Absolute Catwoman in the next issue?
why is she wearing a fishbowl
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 9:41:26 PM
No.150382233
>>150382227
It's her absolute fishbowl
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 9:42:37 PM
No.150382251
>>150382227
Absolute BANE ripped her face off.
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 9:43:02 PM
No.150382255
>>150382211 (OP)
I just want the other anons to keep writings greentext of Baney the Absolute Man punching people into villains for showing even the slightest ammount of kindess towards Batman
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 9:46:31 PM
No.150382304
>>150390674
>>150382227
It's how Joker designs his headset tech. Black Mask wore one before Batman killed him.
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 9:59:40 PM
No.150382479
>>150383198
>>150382211 (OP)
I'm curious about a few things regarding Absolute Selina
>What was the reason for their falling out? Did it have something to do with Waylon's fight, or did Selina disapprove of Bruce's Batman crusade?
>Is Selina a freelance thief or contracted strictly by "Joker"
>Is there a specific reason why her mask and Black Mask's share the same dome aesthetic? Is she somewhat a prisoner of Joker?
>Will she be an ally, foe, or both?
>How will their relationship move forward?
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 10:34:34 PM
No.150383027
>>150384191
Im still baffled that Bane has the super power to BREAK YOU so specifically he can turn you into whatever batman villain he wants.
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 10:44:07 PM
No.150383198
>>150382479
She literally just showed up on the last page of issue #12, we won't have any answers until next issue.
Non-tranny DC editor
9/15/2025, 3:16:11 AM
No.150388719
>>150390008
The art in this comic book confirms what I have always believed, that a particular style can look like shit and still be popular as long as it is distinctive and feels unique. This is why "pretty" artists like Finch, Daniel, Fabok etc. are forgettable. They are all clones of Jim Lee's style. Cool design on the Catwoman btw, makes up for the rather silly looking Bane
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:42:42 AM
No.150390008
>>150388719
I think Bane looks great for what they're aiming for as a monster. His thing is about muscles. He is like Frank Horrigan from Fallout.
>Absolute Catwoman is brown and like a White guy
>nu-Ultimate Black Cat is brown and like a White guy
hmn
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:25:39 AM
No.150390674
>>150390795
>>150382304
B-But Batman doesn't kill! Getting your eyes gouged out by knives is probably survivable.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:34:10 AM
No.150390795
>>150390674
It is as long as skull doesnt break and brain doesnt get stabbed
Infections are whole other thing tho
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:54:57 AM
No.150392623
>>150393788
>>150382211 (OP)
Absolute is overrated and edgy
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:23:02 PM
No.150393860
Absolute Catwoman has to work for Joker because he found evidence she fucks white shotas
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:30:52 PM
No.150393886
>>150382211 (OP)
>the Amazons helped him fight off Imperiex that one time
>Grail is easily not just his favourite daughter, but favourite child overall simply because she’s killed him once and he still accepted her back into his service
>that one DCAU comic where Wonder Woman actually did manage to redeem him with the power of love
Guys, I think the fact that Absolute Wonder Woman is living her best life compared to regular Wonder Woman being forced to eat rats in solitary unironically isn’t a coincidence. Darkseid is just trying to give his waifu a break from constant torment.
