Thread 150382938

So now that the dust has settled and he’s getting thrown out of the comics, why did Paul even last three years? The readers didn’t like him, the creators didn’t like him, and as far as I know his only fan is some deranged Polish child molester. Yet, he lasted longer than Clone Saga, despite contributing nothing and hurting sales besides. What were they even trying to do with this guy? Why did they choose to tie him in with genocide apologetics?

I was reading Identity Crisis and I decided to make this because there's a character called Paul in it.

They better not let him leave before making his villain heelturn. If they just let him fade out like nothing happened that's even worse than introducing him in the first place.

>>150382938 (OP)
It's called a "humiliation ritual," Anon. They don't do it because it makes sense or makes money. They do it because it hurts.

>>150382966
This makes him look like that one Baki panel.

>>150383003
>Nobita be like:

>>150382996
Is the Marvel Intern still here in these threads? I need to know what the bottom line on this enigmatic character, Paul Rabin, was meant to be! Was he really only around just to annoy everyone else?

>>150382938 (OP)
>>150382966
I thought this guy was Cory delaminguez at first glance

>>150382938 (OP)
Okay asshole this where you made your mistake
the old thread is not in the archive yet and it's still alive flooding ans spamming is against the rules.

>>150336981

>>150383003
Jesus Christ what the fuck.

>>150383106
It’s almost 10 PM in Poland, either stay up all night to spam and ruin your rest, or go to bed angry! Either way, I win! You should NOT have been a bully, so this thread is your punishment!

>>150383155
Actually it's closer to 11 PM...

>>150383128
It's an edit anon.

>>150383106
It’s at bump limit. It’s perfectly valid to make a new thread when the old one hits bump limit. Sorry schizo, no rules broken. Maybe you should be less of a Paul and more of a Peter!

>>150383204
Well, I didn't know that until I looked it up myself. I was thinking of that one scene from the RoboCop reboot, where he's like "Jesus Christ, there's nothing left!"

>>150382966
This is Paul appropriation. Paul Rabin fans better crawl back to Paul Stacy, cousin of THE Gwen Stacy, and APOLOGIZE.

>>150383265
They look like fucking pallete swaps. Literally Player 1 and Player 2 in an old arcade game.

>>150383183
EVEN FUNNIER!

>>150383277
While Paul Rabin’s bigotry against mutants is only implied, because Rabin is a coward, Paul Stacy is a card carrying member of Friends of Humanity! So they’re completely different, even though Rabin has probably killed far more mutants than Stacy.

>>150383238
learn to read it is NOT in the archive and still active and that makes this thread spam.

>>150382938 (OP)
I find it funny that pretty much right after this panel absolutely no one gave a shit about the kids anymore. They were gone and everyone was just like "Oh that sucks, anyways."

>>150383439
The moderators never cared the last two times we had this argument. I don’t think they’ll mind this time either. Feel free to report me all you like but I’ll still be fine.

>>150383326
They look so goddamn like the same person. I would say to them, "You want ice cream cone?", both of them say yes.

>>150383204
>it isn't real
My disappointment is immeasurable.
Legoshi would have walked off those injuries.

>>150383491
Showing disrespect to the mods is a BIG mistake on your half and it's also against the rules asshole.

>>150382938 (OP)
Zeb's fantasy
Ragebait
Bad excuse for separating Peter and MJ
That's it

>>150383204
Baki is weird enough that I thought it was real for a while.

>>150383590
Still here, by the way. Did you finally fall asleep?

Tom Brevoort is shutting down his Substack blog. These people suck so bad at playing PR, mostly because they can’t hide their contempt for the fans.

https://bleedingcool.com/comics/tom-brevoort-says-substack-no-more/

>>150384655
instead of relying on writers and editors that hate their fans they should hire people who know what they're doing. might be a good idea. idk.

>>150384655
only surprising thing about this is that it didn't happen sooner

>>150384732
If I were working for Marvel I would make sure that our entire business model would not exclusively revolve around pleasing a single deranged Polish pedophile.

>>150384943
I would instead make sure it revolves around pleasing that one Venom Carol poster.

>>150384989
How could you say something so brave and yet so true?

>>150382938 (OP)
Did they intend for this to be hilarious or was it actually meant to make us pity him, or something?

>>150385456
Lowe thought people would be sad about it and then he could use that to rub dirt in everyone's eyes. Instead, it was celebrated, making Lowe look like a retard.

>>150384655
>First, a Marvel Intern comes on 4chan to lecture people using the Slott Method.
>Now, Tom Brevoort is quitting Substack.
Hmm...

>>150383204
Sussy

as far as spider man threads go this is pretty tame

>>150385456
Every moment where fans laugh at Pauls despair was meant to be a sad moment worth pitying over

>>150382938 (OP)
He’s currently being set up to be killed off by Carnage Eddie Brock. When Carnage takes over Eddie and kills Paul in front of Dylan and Mary Jane.

Traumatizing Dylan for life and giving him an exit out of the Venom title. Then MJ and Venom get separated during the Return of Knull.

Then Venom symbiote and Eddie reunite.

>>150382938 (OP)
Tom Brevoort liked him

>>150382938 (OP)
Comic editorial mandates whatever they think will piss off fans because it increases "engagement"

>>150387221
Before Venom symbiote and Eddie reunite, Carnage separates itself from Eddie after they both are losing to Knull. Meanwhile Miles Morales is pissed off for losing to Norman Spider Man which is a metaphor for readers choosing Norman being Spider-Man over him, who in reality are just waiting for Norman to undo OMD through himself and Sister Sorrow. Later, Carnage finds Miles praying to MepSHITo to kill the fake Spider-Man and decides to have him as the new host due to how pathetically funny yet familiar of him to do something similar to Eddie. As Carnage Miles calls to have a rematch with Norman Spider-Man, Norman answers by taunting both Carnage and Miles by saying something along the line of Murder Morales and Norman's ex deserving each other as a married loving homos with MepSHITo as the witness. Bewildered, Miles Carnage unleashes electricity. When their fight almost draws a conclusion, Anne Weying Agent She-Venom arrives out of nowhere and shoots Carnage Miles. Surprised by this, Carnage Miles escapes out of the 2v1 situation. Norman Spider-Man wants to chase but he decides to not to so he can suppress Green Goblin. Agent She-Venom failing to find traces of both of the characters now looks to find Eddie. In the mean time, Miles Carnage goes back to Earth-1610 to recover. The hunt for Carnage would later be continued there.

Sleeper on the other hand chooses MJ as its new host and makes MJ basically cosplaying Yoruichi Shihouin from Bleach but with an addition of something similar to Spider-Man eye googles.

>>150382966
oh god for some reason i didnt see the blue of his shirt and only the white, so i thought he had a really long neck

>>150387935
Amazing Spider-Man is consistently a top 10 book and I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY.

>>150382938 (OP)
I think someone should rereadthe whole of Paul's story, with an eye on past Marvel stories. OP's pic reminds me of the Scarlet's Witch's children story from the 80s, which was redone for the SW tv series, etc. Plus there's the whole Peter, Paul, and Mary joke. The Jackpot powers of Mary Jane would fit in with some of the 1980s comics, like Jack of Hearts, Rom Spaceknight, and Captain Universe. Maybe DP7, too.

>>150388671
Misery porn

>>150388983
>OP's pic reminds me of the Scarlet's Witch's children story from the 80s, which was redone for the SW tv series, etc.
>fifteen years from now some hack being pushed as a star writer remembers this era of Spider-Man
>uses the fake kids as an excuse to have MJ suddenly go crazy and kill people as Marvel's latest effort to get rid of her

>>150382938 (OP)
Because of this: wikipedia.org/wiki/Frankfurt_School

>>150383106
Imagine if/when this stuff all gets fixed and goes back to status quo and then trying to explain to normies/new readers that for some reason there was an entire 20 year story arc where Spider-Man murdered his unborn baby and sold his wife to the devil so that he could be a friendless cuck who didn't hangout with any of his friends and then got a girlfriend who cheated on him while Mary Jane had kids with some latino guy (one of them for some reason being Venom's kid) and started being a superhero only for the Green Goblin to become Spider-Man and fix it while Peter was too busy not being Spider-Man anymore because some black teenager and a bunch of chicks were being Spider-Man instead.

Imagine trying to sell them on the idea that it was in any way worth their time to read or that any part of it seemed like a good idea at any point in time.

>>150389112
If it ends with "no more spiders", I'll be okay with it.

>>150382938 (OP)
In a schadenfreude way Him I liked. Count that does, ja?

>>150383242
>>150383620
The weirder part is that he later does indeed die and is transported to an Isekai fantasy world where he pushes his Martial Arts to the limit. I'm 50/50 he will come back at some point through meditation cultivation astral projection bullshit

>>150389271
It'd probably end up being something from an entirely different book, like Hulks or Wolverines, just to get a whole other fandom mad at MJ.

Seriously though, there are a lot of weird parallels between what Quesada did to Peter and MJ with OMD and what John Byrne did to Wanda and Vision, from Mephisto showing up out of nowhere and negating any kids or potential kids, to the way editorial have stuck to both for decades in bitter defiance of fandom, and in defiance of the general normie perception of the characters, like hills they'll die on, but occasionally allow writers to tease the fans with moments of hope.

I think the upcoming Magic set looks cool. Hoping to get all my favorite villains

>>150385456
You have to be kind of a psychopath to laugh at the idea of a man losing his children because you want his girlfriend to get back with her ex.

>>150389868
>His children.
Paul doesn't have children, anon. They were constructs made from infusing literal dirt with hocus pocus. Anyone having feelings for such things are delusional.

>>150389868
You probably have to be some kind of psychopath to be a comic book writer who creates a man who looks like THAT and those kids that didn't even have consistent names, just as a blocking tactic to keep the star of the book and his main love interest apart, and to do le epic trolling on the readers.

>>150388671
It's pretty good right now. If you don't have 4chan brain and rate things based on how together Pete and MJ, this is solid. Kelly is a respected, capable writer.
>>150389170
Your fanfiction copypasta sucks. >>150388625
They have to have pills for this level of autism

>>150384943
Oh, I get it. You are also the "polish pedophile", samefagging.

Hear me out. Doc Ock takes Mary Jane's body, but he gets overcome with MJ's Lust for Peter. SUPERIOR MJ!

>>150390075
marywh0refags........

>>150390281
>The schizo has returned.
SNAP!

>>150390281
I just want Ock to become a beautiful women who's addicted to the Spider-Cock.

>>150386009
Must be why the intern has been venting in the last thread

I've noticed a bunch of Miguel and Gwen smut on AO3.

>>150389868
They were not his biological children, and they weren't even real.

>>150386009
>Marvel Intern comes on 4chan to lecture people using the Slott Method
QRD? Archive link?
Sounds hilarious.

>>150391212
It's in the last thread:

https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/150336981/

There's some guy that got angrily hostile on behalf of Marvel and writes in a way that sounds like Slott, Wacker, or others from Marvel who usually get into fights online

>>150389364
I pretty sure one of the other character that fought Pickle had his arm replace with Retsu's very own and even (somehow) knows all of his kung fu moves. It's possible with be through that character.

>>150391087
O'Hara has a brother, and possibly a sister. And depending on what the writer wants to go with, his father is either an absent labourer and terrible person, or the Megacorp owner, Stone.
So would the "Paul steals the gf" have gone over better with 2099? Or maybe Miles Morales, since hood rats are gonna be hood rats?

>>150391252
Nah, I was never angry. I did call you subhumans, but that's just because you are? You're basically shit flinging monkeys playing in your own shit pile and congratulating each other for it for your cleverness.
You've developed a fact-and-reason proofed persecution delusion, where the book doesn't sell, people who've dedicated their whole lives to comics do it just because they hate like 8 guys on a pirate forum, and when a guy points out how crazy that is to believe, you all tell yourself that only a secret Marvel Operative could possibly disagree with you.
Using your head and considering the natural motives of the people involved would explode this worldview in an instant, but you're way past that now. There is only one book, published in 2008, that will ever matter. And you'll die fixated on it.

Kek, still seething.

>>150384655
I don't think this is Spider-Man related, but more Tom getting so much shit he got from creators for his comments regarding AI

>>150391406
Sure thing, intern

>>150391476
He probably needed somewhere to vent if Disney's paying more attention to social media and shit

I'm not the one still mad about a comic old enough to enlist. Not mad enough to invent or sock puppet a fictional "polish pedophile" in order to score points off of. Not mad enough to send hate mail.
You will, of course, insist that I am seething, because fact simply cannot penetrate your world. You will feverishly congratulate yourself.
And then you will still be here tomorrow, and to you, it will still be 2008, a bullpen of people out to get you, and any disagreement could only be Marvel coming to twist the knife.

Very few people have ever been that mad about anything. Kek, seethe, indeed.

>>150391508
You can easily replace modern Marvel writers with AI without anybody realizing it, so I can see why he's defending it.

>>150391406
>>150391535
You're mad enough to write walls of text because people don't like your direction at Marvel

>>150383106
>>150383590

This fucking TWINK is gonna MURDER Paul and then RAPE Spider-boy and FREE our HERO SpiderKINGman from the HYPERBOLIC KEK CHAMBER and you're LAUGHING because he's gonna CROSS the MULTIVERSE and KEK MILES by FUCKING PENI AND GWEN at the SAME TIME by being SANDWICHED between them and you're LAUGHING at the fact he's gonna IMPREGNATE AUNT MAY and MURDER PAUL? You're laughing, he's gonna amputate Paul and give him an EXPERIMENTAL SURGERY to turn him into A FUCKING SNAIL and you're LAUGHING because he'll be in his KEK SHELL while he watches DYLAN FUCK MJ AND PETER with such sexual prowess that it INSTANTLY FIXES THEIR RELATIONSHIP and makes them REMARRY and DYLAN HAS BEEN GIVEN SAINTHOOD so he's gonna OFFICIATE THE WEDDING. You find that funny? /co/ is fucking SICK

>>150391535
Uh-huh. Not mad, huh? Sure.

In a vain attempt to steer the conversation into something other than a guy who may or may not be a pissed off Marvel employee, a writer, or simply an autist larping just to keep the conversation going.

What are your thoughts on The Chameleon? Is he a good Spidey villain? He's less confrontational and more deception, arguably could have been a Black Widow foe in another time. Also is it technically blackface with him?

>>150382984
How does making him a villain solve anything? Combating a trashy story with another?

The funniest thing is that they hated the marriage because "it limited the story they could tell" and because "Spider-Man's best stories were when he was single" but everything after OMD has been shit and repetitive. So maybe they are right about the marriage but they sure as hell have done an awful job at proving it.

>>150390075
>MaryWhoriumFags are secretly homosexuals

>>150391858
It's why the intern is stuck using the same old excuses

My favorite is the "OMD is old, get over it" excuse that these losers always use, because it comes off like projection from Marvel people upset about the marriage and enforcing OMD

>>150391902
>>150390281
>Muhfuggin Marywhores
>Norman, dear, who is this strange homeless man?
>Oh, don't mind him Gwen. That's just Paul Rabin.
>Maryslutfags
>What's wrong with this poor man?
>Hm? Oh, some breakup he never got over. He's just been living like some sort of homeless schizophrenic.
>That's so sad...
>Don't pity him too much, my dear. He's from Poland, and he even tried to molest Eddie Brock's son. Now come on, it's almost time for Peter and Mary Jane's anniversary.
>WHORES! WHORES! WHOOOORES!
>Yes, I do think we better get going. What an awful creature.

>>150392536
I bet Paul is missing a few teeth due to meth use, and is covered in his own urine.

>>150391576
>What are your thoughts on The Chameleon? Is he a good Spidey villain? He's less confrontational and more deception, arguably could have been a Black Widow foe in another time.
He is alright. Definitly more niche since he doesn't rely on punch punch punch to fight.
>Also is it technically blackface with him?
He is anyface, but you just know someone will bitch if he ever impersonated Robbie.

>>150391576
>>150392746
Chameleon should be that whats-his-name-nigger who is with Aunt May so someone temporarily takes the fall when OMD is undone.

>>150392746
If they did end up doing that, however, how likely is something like this to play out?

>>150392547
Ah, it's nothing that two Infinity Gauntlets can't fix.

>>150394082
Wait, did I say two Infinity Gauntlets? I meant two Infinity Gauntlets, two Infinity Boots, the Eternity Mask, a Cosmic Cube on a pimp chain, and an uru cockring that makes his dick shoot lightning every time he nuts.

>>150394570
Oh, and a sleigh pulled by twelve Peter variants in reindeer costumes.

>>150391576
Not really. He exists for one purpose; which is to dress up as Spider-Man and commit crimes so that everyone hates Spider-Man again. That's it. He's the ultimate status quo guy. Mysterio does everything Chameleon does, better, and you know that because when they retconned Sins Past, they just had Mysterio replace Gwen instead of the guy who's entire gimmick is replacing people.

>>150391576
>Chameleon
>Clones
>Skrulls

Is there a villian that pretnds to be someone else but DOESN'T change thier appearance?

>>150395454
Moonstone cosplaying as Carol count?

>>150395569
thank you. I enjoyed researching this comment

>>150389868
Romy and Owen are better as PeterMJ kids and should have lived. Paul should have died instead of them.

I have just about had enough of you asshole. now I will teach you a lesson you will not forget. This storytime is on the house all of it. Oh and thanks for giving me your blessing to stoytime it here.

>>150396599
>The schizo goes crazy and decides to post the version of the Clone Saga with the best ending.
Odd, but I am not complaining.

>>150382938 (OP)
Don't try to compare Paul to the Clone Saga. MJ having a long-term unlikable boyfriend isn't remotely comparable to retconning Peter Parker into a clone and replacing him with the "original".

>>150396632
And then maybe I will storytime the other clone saga the real one which is canon thus this thread is doomed since it will reach the bump limit as a result.

>>150396599
>he went to sleep angry
>he woke up angry
Oh ok, now I’m going to make a new thread again when this one hits bump limit. I won’t even wait for it to fall into the archives, I checked and it looks like the moderators are fine with it. I would have just left things alone after this thread but you were an asshole and you need to be punished again. Enjoy your storytime, whether you continue it or not I’m still going to make a new thread regardless. Keep wasting your time, pedophile.

>>150396517
That actually could’ve been a good bit of drama. MJ was secretly pregnant before planet doom which is why she wanted to ‘skip the drama’ and just move in together
She comes back and had his kids but Paul was the one that helped raise them and they see him as their dad
Maybe add a bit of extra sting where MJ never gave up and told the kids about their other dad who would come save them and they try to figure things from there. Pushback comes in the form of Peter wanting to be a larger part of their lives but MJ has her own family now and they’re trying to figure out where he fits

>>150396672
>The schizo is now threatening to spend the next week or so posting the Clone Saga.
Can you even go that long without sleep? I doubt it.

>>150396673
>Oh ok, now I’m going to make a new thread again when this one hits bump limit.
oh anon you are such fool it will be a long time before we reach the bump limit.and by then you will drop from exhaustion

>>150396672
Well just make a new thread as soon as this one hits bump limit. It turns out spamming a thread does nothing and you were just retarded this whole time *smug face*

Anyone who wants to actually talk about things can either wait until you pass out or laugh at you for staying up all night to spam a single thread. Polish people are so retarded.

>>150396696
The whole week are you mad you are truly a idiot.

>>150396702
>Well just make a new thread as soon as this one hits bump limit.
Not today you won't anon.

>>150396698
Not at all. You’re nine hours ahead of me. I finish work at around 2 AM for you. It’ll be extremely easy and not at all an inconvenience. If you want to stick around for that drink lots of coffee, or perhaps try meth.

>>150396706
No? The Clone Saga spans two years worth of comics and 4chan only allows you to post one image per post. Oh and a thread can only have 150 images before hitting the bump limit, so it's going to take at least a week or longer to get through the entire Clone Saga.

It’s 500 posts 300 images

>>150396719
Only because you won’t be able to get this thread to the bump limit before you lose interest, have a tantrum, or get too sleepy. Are you having fun? I’m having a lot of fun. Storytime away, creepy Polish faggot.

>>150396743
Oh. Well, that's still not a lot, especially if the schizo wants to storytime the entire Clone Saga.

>>150396696
Anon it just so happens I usually wake up in the afternoon and therfore I don't go to bed untill much late. You however most likely do get up in the morning thus my willpower outpowers yours.

>>150396758
I don't think you can do it. You don't have what it takes to storytime the Clone Saga.

>>150396754
anon book one of the clone saga has 410 pages you do the math now.

>>150396758
>I usually wake up in the afternoon and therfore I don't go to bed untill much late.
That’s not willpower, my guy. What’s your height and weight? Your BMI? Do you feel tired or with a headache when you wake up? Because you sound unemployed and it looks like you have undiagnosed sleep apnea. Are you fat and do you snore?

>>150396778
you be wrong.

>>150396804
I don't think I am. You've never been able to finish a storytime before. This time will be no different.

>>150396778
A Polish pedophile is too weak and pathetic to storytime the Clone Saga, he’s too busy raping children!

>>150396758
>he doesn’t have a job and he just posts all day on an English speaking board despite knowing only Polish
Hahahaha

>>150396817
That's true. I guess he's just all talk and no game.

>>150396733
Do yopu wanna what the clever part is I don't have to post 150 image I will just keep replying to this thread. So once it hits about oh towards 300 posts then I can post the images,

>>150396817
not a rapist you moron.

>>150396837
It’s in his nature for his mouth to write checks that he can’t possibly cash. His sleep apnea is also pushing him towards premature heart failure and COPD.

>>150396842
>Translation: The schizo is too fat and lazy to storytime the Clone Saga.

>>150396816
You are a idiot.

>>150396852
I’m not talking about you, I’m talking about Gwenschizo, anon. Did you know he bragged about raping children before! It’s true!

>>150396802
>What’s your height and weight?
You are getting off-topic anon

>>150396873
>Translation: The schizo is a potential My 600lb Life contestant.

>>150396858
I am not fat but you are.

>>150396873
You are the topic right now, and judging by your reaction you’re not that tall and probably obese. Your sleep habits are awful based on the times you start and stop posting, and it sounds like no matter how much sleep you get you don’t feel rested.

>>150396898
>No you.
The schizo is also a major retard. Just lose the weight, you fat fuck.

>>150396883
off-topic moron

>>150396912
You are the one off-topic

>>150382938 (OP)
Remember when they gave him like 200 pounds of muscle out of nowhere in a attempt to make him likeable

>>150396931
You’re the topic! You made yourself the topic. You’re the center of attention you weird pedophile, stop getting mad at us!

Get a sleep study done, I’m worried about your health.

>>150396858
>>Translation: The schizo is too fat and lazy to storytime the Clone Saga.
Why should I go to so much trouble of storytming it when I can just replying without fear of getting into trouble? See I am smarter then you.

>>150396946
They’re going to have him rape Dylan Brock in order to appeal to guys like Gwenschizo…

>>150396976
No, you are just lazy and are now searching for excuses so you can back out on your threat of storytiming the Clone Saga.

>>150396947
Not off-topic you are.

>>150396976
>when I can just replying without fear of getting into trouble?
Oh, so you do know that what you do is against the rules, but you’re too much of a coward to risk angering the mods. You have no balls. Utterly bitchmade behavior. You think if you lick the Jannies’ ass they’ll be your friend and protect you.

>>150396996
No I am just smarter *smug face*

>>150382938 (OP)
Cucking peter+ showing readers an example of a solid male feminist ally nu-male

>>150397026
>No I am just lazy, fat and retarded.
Yeah. That's what I said.

>>150397016
Only a fool would risk angering the mod I am not that stupid.

>>150396691
I like it.

Why is the schizo bragging about being fat, unemployed, and having nothing to do with his life except post on 4chan while requiring 12 solid hours of uninterrupted sleep to manage even that?

Does he just like being humiliated? This is just like the time he accused himself of child rape.

>>150397069
Not fat or lazy.

>>150397075
Who knows? Polish people are so backwards that it's impossible to know.

>>150397070
>I am not that stupid.
Liar

>>150397084
And yet you claim to be Polish? Something doesn’t add up…

>>150397084
>he doesn’t deny being retarded
Holy shit!

It makes sense for the the Gwenschizo to be unemployed and staying home all day, if he were a registered sex offender or something haha.

He might not actually be a sex offender but he is clearly living like one.

>>150397115
You have no proof I am polish.

>he actually fucked off for a little while
That fat Polish turd is trying to unscrew a pill bottle as we speak, but is too weak to get the cap off.

>>150397091
You know nothing about polish people.

>>150397241
>I am Polish
Damn, Polish people really do suck. I thought it was just racist jokes at their expense.

>>150397248
stop being off-topic you are making this thread meaninglass,

>>150397275
>meaninglass,
what

>>150397272
Never said I was polish

>>150397258
What do you know, you’re not even Polish!

>>150397289
Learn to read.

>>150397309
Oh are you sure about that.

>>150397311
Learn to spell.

>>150397272
>Damn, Polish people really do suck
So do retards like you don't let the door hit you on the way out.

>>150397322
Poland doesn’t even have the internet, from what I’ve heard. Plus like you said you definitely aren’t Polish and I believe you.

>>150397324
better idea learn not to spam.

>>150397364
>The schizo believes there is no merit in learning.
What a retard.

>>150397342
They say china does not have internet, either nor does japan

>>150397364
>Beddow ideagh… WEARN! NOD! TOO! THPAM!
Hehe

>>150397374
what a fucking idiot.

>>150397389
stop spamming.

>>150382938 (OP)
people who are obsessed with the idea of ONLY having daughters are borderline T or P tier.

Its time to admit Spidey was never good. He's hit a dead end and Marvel won't let him play with free form heroes or dramatic stakes without Sony's say so in the MCU.

>>150397438
wrong.

>>150382938 (OP)
I'm just disappointed that Paul outlived his fake-ass kids.

>>150397634
>Its time to admit Spidey was never good.
yeah it was always shit long live X-Men

>>150397659
Schizo, From the Ashes is a trash fire.

>>150396691
I was thinking of them still being "magic" kids, since I like Spider-man mixing with the supernatural but this idea is good too!

Why is an unemployed and obese Polish child molester who is suffering from severe sleep apnea so obsessed and angry over Spider-Man? Is this just the sort of people Paul Rabin fans are? If so then I’m glad Paul is getting put in the trash.

>>150397766
Not a child molster now bug off.

>>150397682
I was thinking about the Krakoa Era dummy it was so good.

>>150397766
Paul’s fans belong in the trash alongside their “hero.” You can’t get away with genocide. Someone will put him down for the billions of lives he ended.

>>150397878
Paul has no fans.

>>150397634
Le everything was always le shit. Le am I a le ebin Redditchan gentlesir now?

>>150397854
I wasn’t talking about you, I was talking about some other guy! You keep saying you’re not Polish, you’re not a child molester, and you don’t like Paul, so it’s a bit suspicious to me that you get so angry when those things are criticized. Are you SURE you’re not a Polish pedophile completely obsessed with Paul or something?

>>150397877
Krakoa is done though, you might as well be arguing for OMD to be undone while you’re at it!

>>150397649
A shame how they died but at least they died as a family peter on the hand wll never have one due to the deal he made with Mephisto.

>>150397943
USM is sticking around though! And Krakoa isn’t! :]

>>150397905
He has this one Polish child rapist who is a huge fan of his, who is a weird and creepy guy I bet he’d have sex with Paul if he had the chance he would let Paul rape him willingly.

>>150397920
>Krakoa is done though, you might as well be arguing for OMD to be undone while you’re at it!
only the first phase of Krakoa is over. But someday the next phase will begin Krakoa is not over by a longshot.

>>150397968
USM ends with issue 24 as for Krakoa they have plans to revive it in the future.

>>150397991
Oh, then I also think One More Day will get undone eventually, I also trust the plan.

>>150398022
They have plans to relaunch USM after Endgame in the future.

>>150398051
they do are no such plans.

>>150398031
it won't get undone

>>150398085
Terrible writing.
But you're thinking of Krakoa.
You meant to say "they do not have such plans to revive Krakoa partially, fully or at all"

>>150398085
>>150398103
Oh okay, then I guess Krakoa is never ever coming back. That’s sad, I liked Krakoa, but I guess Tom Brevoort is too much of an asshole…

>>150398116
>>150398125
You know nothing the Krakoa era will be revived

>>150397968
May ToT

>>150398214
fuck off.

>>150398214
Stay

>>150398145
Oh okay then USM will definitely be revived then.

>>150398897
Thank you.

>>150399870
No.

>>150395355
Should've been Carol

>Miles sucks and he isn't Spider-Man
>Spider-Gwen sucks and is a tranny
>Spider-Verse sucks (movies, comics, and concept)
>May, Miguel, Ben, and Kaine are the only good alt spiders
>Black Cat and Gwen Stacy are shit love interests
>MJ is the only good woman for Peter
>ASM sucks
>Nick Lowe and Zeb Wells sucks
>Milesfags are prententious and delusional cunts
>Gwenschizo is a spamming polish faggot
>Marywh0re spammer is a retarded douchebag
>Ben Reilly as Chasm and Janine as Hallows Eve sucks
>>Where the fuck is Kaine?
>Rek-Rap sucks
>Spider-Boy sucks (Don't laugh, shotafags)
>Paul Rabin sucks
>Steve Orlando's 2099 sucks
>Hamsters are cute
>Mutant Kamala sucks
>Krakoa mutants sucks
>80s-90s Spidey was better
>Resurrections are always bad, but once certain characters were brought back Marvel should have made it worthwhile.
>Spider-Man haremfags are cringe
>Haremfags who want Peter to bang random heroines from other books and cuck other heroes, those guys are just subhuman
>Otto is better as a villain
>Norman is our hero even when he's a villain
>Venom and Carnage lore is a confusing mess and Marvel need to get them back to normal
>Normie Osborn somehow has the best book in the entire Spider-Man & symbiotes corner of Marvel
>Phil Urich deserved better though
>On the subject of former Hobgoblins, Ned and Jason deserved better too
>Mephisto sucks and his involvement in any past Spider-Man stories should be retconned away
>Sins Past is forever a Canon Event and all 3 of Norman's kids need to be alive and real
>Mysterio really needs a lasting girlfriend to make those awful Mexican memes stop
>Scorpion needs to stop being used as a jobber
>Electro's original costume has never been improved upon, and will always filter people who just can't into supervillain costumes
>Gang War is going to suck
>Spiderkek is going to suck
>Slotto's book will continue to suck
>Things are never going to get better

Am I a haremfag if I just want him in a throuple with Felicia and MJ

>>150400080
No your just a throuplefag if you added cindy or someone else then you’re a haremfag