Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:48:08 PM
No.150393960
>>150394004
>>150395158
Death Battle
Discuss the upcoming match up between RWBY, a cartoon pretending to be an anime, and Soul Eater, an anime that's drawn like a cartoon
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:50:40 PM
No.150393972
>>150393991
I see you. You think you are powerful. You have meddled in the affairs of my loyal subjects for too long. I will protect this thread and it shall not fall.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:53:19 PM
No.150393991
>>150393972
Thanks KINGtos
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:55:26 PM
No.150394004
>>150394030
>>150393960 (OP)
Maka normally takes stats.
Ruby has the potential of an ace in the hole.
The explanation will either feel like bullying or a cop out.
In memory of Monty Oum.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:56:48 PM
No.150394011
>>150394017
>>150394717
>I love you anon
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:57:57 PM
No.150394017
>>150394011
ZAMN Kratos looks like THAT?! This makes me want to match up with a single mother on Bumble, and be the dad that STEPPED UP!
>>150394004
The Silver Eyes as an ace in the hole would require fanfiction levels of wank. You'd have to wank the Silver Eyes to work on Non-Grimm, already a huge stretch, and then wank even further by actively ignoring how Maka learned to control the black blood and use it for good. It'd be like wanking the Penance Stare to actually work
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:00:51 PM
No.150394035
>>150394030
And then you'd have to wank the Silver Eyes to insta-kill, when we see that on strong enough opponents they only momentarily paralyze
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:02:23 PM
No.150394041
>>150394103
Why did these threads die all of a sudden? Just yesterday people were discussing shit quite energetically.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:09:49 PM
No.150394066
>>150394053
>not listing feats for Maka
I have a bad feeling fellow scholars
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:10:09 PM
No.150394068
Soul Eater Vs RWBY numbers according to Death Battle
>Soul Eater
-Death the Kid once flew from Nevada to Egypt in less than a minute (this would be around 717.25242 km/h at worst)
-Black Star can dodge Lasers
-Black Star was tracked moving 20 Kilometers in 6 MICRO seconds (Mach 9,708.455)
-Crona created 9,689,078,800,000 Tons of Black Blood
-Crona lifted the moon's 10,485 ton jaw
-Crona can create 275.55 decibel Soundwaves
>RWBY
-Yang took an impact of 48.83 tons of force during a food fight
-Yang survived being slammed against a concrete pillar with 1400 tons of force
-Weiss Created 2.082 tons of Ice (968 Billion Joules of energy or 231.5 Tons of TnT)
-Weiss hit a pillar with 39.7 million joules
-Weiss aura could withstand 1,200Β°C lava
-Weiss survived an impact equal to 7 tons of TnT
-In the manga Weiss used Glyphs to pull meteors from outer space
-Blake survived A giant crow crashing into her and destroying 2,237.7m3 of rock (4.27 Tons of TNT)
-Blake scales to some assassins that dodged natural lightning (Mach 77.94)
-Blake scales to her toxic boyfriend that could output 4 tons of TNT with a single sword slash
-Ruby can casually kick with a force of 11 Tons of TNT
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:17:22 PM
No.150394103
>>150394041
5 threads in a row have been deleted
>>150394053
>Maka preview at 133k views
>Ruby preview at 170k views
>Least amount of views on a preview since Shigaraki
That fight animation better be incredible or we're witnessing the approach of possibly the least viewed episode of the show's run so far
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:21:37 PM
No.150394128
>>150394122
I doubt it will be mega-viewed either way, and I doubt they're expecting it to be a massively successful episode either. It's being done as a tribute, if they wanted views on episode 200 they would have swapped this and Hulk vs Godzilla.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:22:04 PM
No.150394132
>>150394142
>>150394122
Weird, cause the slander and OC being made is of a higher quantity than usual
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:22:25 PM
No.150394133
>>150394147
>>150394030
Good doesn't matter.
Destruction as an attribute is that which matters.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:23:53 PM
No.150394142
>>150394132
Slander isn't the main appeal of things.
It is just the side effect of people that take things too seriously.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:25:38 PM
No.150394146
>>150394030
>fanfiction levels of wank
That's exactly what Wile E got, they said you don't actually need to have Looney DNA for the Looney DNA Dissolver to work on you. Granted, toon episodes are obviously different than normal episodes when it comes to research.
>>150394053
A mix of jannies nuking the threads over and over, anons potentially getting b&, and the episode being delayed.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:25:41 PM
No.150394147
>>150394166
>>150394133
Right and Maka uses the black blood primarily as protection and armor so I don't see your point?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:29:22 PM
No.150394166
>>150394183
>>150394147
Black Blood is magic in origin (made by Medusa).
Soul Eater Magic has the inherent pull of destruction.
Cinder isn't inherently destructive, but the Grimm Beetle she absorbed is. So she got damaged.
>>150394166
That's bullshit and you know it. The black blood is being used as armor, fuck out of here with "innate pull of destruction", that's not even correct Fire Force will have you know that it's the innate form of chaos.
>but Anon aren't they the same thing uwu
No, asshole, if you're going to be pedantic and say ERHM ASHULLY IT'S ANTI DESTRUCTION, NOT ANTI-EVIL I'll split hairs in turn and say no - Soul Eater magic is Chaos in origin - Inca(the first witch) wasn't destructive, she just was a chaotic bitch. In fact her last bit of dialogue is trying to get pregnant from Shinra which is inherently a CREATIVE act
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:39:38 PM
No.150394216
>>150394183
It is destructive behavior because she's being a homewrecker
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:41:43 PM
No.150394232
>>150394183
It is literally described as destructive within the work of Soul Eater.
Believe me or not, this is the avenue that Death Battle would use if they want Ruby to win.
Demon Slayer is apparently really popular. You guys think we're getting Mirio vs Rengoku or Muzan vs Sukuna first?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:45:40 PM
No.150394266
>>150394310
>arguing about if soul eater witches are inherently destructive based on a witch wanting the main character to impregnate her
kek what the fuck is this wait period
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:46:04 PM
No.150394268
>>150394275
>>150394263
Did you just come out of a coma?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:46:48 PM
No.150394272
......
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:47:16 PM
No.150394275
>>150394295
>>150394469
>>150394268
Answer my question, weeb
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:49:14 PM
No.150394293
>>150394313
>Maka pulls her Black Dress
>Ruby pulls her gym uniform
This is going to be so Kino
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:49:22 PM
No.150394295
>>150394275
How the hell did you only just realize that Demon Slayer is popular?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:50:15 PM
No.150394301
>>150394183
She wanted to destroy his penis
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:51:27 PM
No.150394310
>>150394353
>>150394266
No. It is estsblished in Soul Eater that all witches feel the "Pull of Magic" that pushes them towards acts of destruction.
Magic itself has this inherent destructiveness at its root because of its power.
This does not mean witches must be destructive, but rather they feel it calling to them.
It doesn't have to be purely physical destructions, but also emotional and spiritual destructive urges.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:51:42 PM
No.150394313
>>150394368
>>150394293
>Ruby: Told ya I could take on 40 men!
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:52:06 PM
No.150394316
>>150394338
>>150394263
Muzan vs Sukuna is one of the most obvious "do this if you want to make money" episodes, it will probably happen whenever JJK season 3 airs
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:55:37 PM
No.150394332
>>150394263
Muzan vs Sukuna since JJK has proven to draw more dimes than MHA on average and a battle between main antagonists would get more attention.
>>150394316
Hmm. I just realized, it looks like Demon Slayer loses most of its most requested matches. Are there any where it wins? Do they win Alphonse vs Nezuko?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:56:19 PM
No.150394339
>>150394402
Post the strongest character of their respective series
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:58:03 PM
No.150394349
>>150394506
>>150394649
>reddit is losing its shit over the extended waiting period with people getting genuinely butthurt about the Ruby slander, saying Soul Eater is Child porn, and even dropping the N-word
>4chan is mostly fine (Specially compared to the last waiting period)
Funny
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:58:07 PM
No.150394350
>>150394338
Tanjiro has a few options he wins, especially with how the anime is wanking Demon Slayer, and he could easily get a second match whenever
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:58:41 PM
No.150394353
>>150394851
>>150394310
There are exceptions like those who know Healing Magic
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:59:33 PM
No.150394361
>>150394338
Akaza beats Yujiro
Tanjiro can win against Yuji
Tengen has a decent chance at beating Todo
Uhhh I think that's it
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:00:48 PM
No.150394368
>>150394401
>>150394313
>Girl who can take 40 men vs girl who can take only one guy really well
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:04:05 PM
No.150394383
>>150394560
SHAW
>>150394368
>I fear not the woman who has fucked 10000 men once, but I fear the woman who has fucked one man 10000 times
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:06:53 PM
No.150394402
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:11:10 PM
No.150394441
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:13:17 PM
No.150394457
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:14:28 PM
No.150394469
>>150394275
You know Demon Slayer is so popular, mainstream superhero movies struggle against it? And I'm saying this as someone who has never even watched it.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:18:35 PM
No.150394506
>>150394349
>even dropping the N-word
Lmao seriously? Reddit having a full meltdown in exchange for /dbg/ maintaining some sort of mental sanity after Hulkzilla sounds fucking hilarious, got a screenshot?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:20:14 PM
No.150394526
>>150394401
Who said this?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:22:08 PM
No.150394544
Don't ask how I know this but Ruby's way of moaning is just giggling
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:31:44 PM
No.150394614
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:35:42 PM
No.150394649
>>150394673
>>150394694
>>150394349
I'm glad, I was worried but it looks like there might actually be a few meltys when the episode drops
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:36:39 PM
No.150394657
>>150396299
>>150394560
>>150394646
She's monogamous but immortal. At least she's not like the White Queen who has to physically restrain herself so she doesn't fuck everything that moves.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:37:23 PM
No.150394660
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:38:39 PM
No.150394668
>>150394401
I FEAR WOMEN IN GENERAL
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:38:57 PM
No.150394672
>>150394754
>>150394560
>Insect
>People are surprised insects fuck more than one mate.
How are people this fucking stupid?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:39:02 PM
No.150394673
>>150394649
I doubt it, there's no chance the death won't be at least a little tame and the main thing people seem to be annoyed by is "ruby gets stomped but please don't make fun of her series so much"
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:41:46 PM
No.150394694
>>150394649
If you want to see a melty, just check the VSBW thread when Ruby loses and see Weekly's reaction. I genuinely have no fucking clue what makes that dude act the way he does
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:44:32 PM
No.150394710
I'd fuck Ruby idk about Maka though
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:44:59 PM
No.150394717
>>150394011
No one has told me they love me in a long time. So when I read this I started crying...
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:49:34 PM
No.150394754
>>150394766
>>150394823
>>150394672
Bro they have been waiting for $ilksong for years with zero news, zero explanation, zero lore and zero idea on what it would be like. All they had was Hornet.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:50:57 PM
No.150394766
>>150394821
>>150394754
It's common sense to know that insects are likely to fuck more than one mate.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:52:42 PM
No.150394780
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:57:36 PM
No.150394821
>>150394847
>>150394857
>>150394766
Hornet was their waifu and waifus are obligated to stay pure and be for you specifically.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:57:52 PM
No.150394823
>>150394834
>>150394754
Thing is, even the first game had an actual cucking occur with the King, White Lady and Hornet's Mother
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:58:58 PM
No.150394834
>>150394823
It's more like the Pale King and White Lady were both swingers who both had a million children for the sake of breeding an army
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:59:59 PM
No.150394847
>>150394860
>>150394886
>>150394821
Even in this case it's not her being some mega-slut, it's just her being immortal and so having had multiple partners across presumably thousands of years
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:00:28 PM
No.150394851
>>150394870
>>150394353
Well it isn't really a matter of 'knowing' but rather the magic that is innate to you.
For Kim her magic is healing (and also tanuki) in nature, which inherently conflicts with the Pull.
Her issue is that because of this, she feels not at home amongst the meisters nor the witches.
That being said, there is a case to be made that while Kim doesn't want to destroy anything, she's willing to use emotions to manipulate people in a way that harms them and benefits her.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:00:42 PM
No.150394853
>>150394904
In the insect world you're lucky if you get to mate and then not immediately die. If the female doesn't just fucking eat you, a lot of bugs just outright die after they fulfill their biological purpose.
Like, flying ants - you know those guys? Ants that can fly. Yeah they're actually just males during mating season. They fly into the air, reproduce with a queen, and then immediately die. Honestly the idea of Hornet being unwilling to have a mate because her longetivity means she'll outlive them is stupid - all female bugs outlive the males by a severe magnitude
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:00:56 PM
No.150394857
>>150394874
>>150394821
>Character is an insect
>People expected her to be a virgin
>Again, character is an insect.
How are people that dumb?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:01:09 PM
No.150394860
>>150394847
Okay, the problem here is you're trying to be reasonable when you're dealing with actual delusion and obsession.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:02:15 PM
No.150394870
>>150394973
>>150394851
I don't want to have to dive into the manga but I think they make a point that while witches tend towards evil, magic itself is not inherently evil/destructive. Already you're wanking Silver Eyes to ashully be against the God of Destruction and via tangent wanking Madness to be Magic and Thus Destructive in Soul Eater which is also a stretch.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:02:32 PM
No.150394874
>>150394857
She's a humanoid insect with human-like morals and sentience. Ergo, she should act like an idealised human female.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:02:49 PM
No.150394876
>>150394898
>>150394940
There is a Soul Eater audiodrama.
Soul Eater: Beware the Sexy Magic
It is about Maka going to Kim to up her sex appeal so that Soul stops teasing her.
Do with this information what you will.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:04:02 PM
No.150394886
>>150394936
>>150394847
I think the thing is though - as a female bug she should be a mega slut. Bugs reproduce via mass mating, the males live for like a week, and then the females(the few who survive the culling to be the queen) become a broodmother.
Does the Silk Song protagonist talk about having to murder all the other females because that's literally what Queen Bees do they engage in a battle royale where there can only be one.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:04:22 PM
No.150394892
Bring me the Ubermensh!
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:05:19 PM
No.150394898
>>150394989
>>150396450
>>150394876
Hmm, is there a transcript? Cause I ain't listening to Shounen Ecchi but I will gladly look into SE's world building to prove a spurious point about magic not being destructive
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:06:03 PM
No.150394904
>>150394917
>>150394853
>be ant
>grow wings
>fly around for a bit
>fuck queen
>die
Sounds like a quality life
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:06:29 PM
No.150394908
There's nothing wrong with insect women fucking other mates, just as long as I fuck them first.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:07:33 PM
No.150394917
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:08:52 PM
No.150394934
>>150394944
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:09:07 PM
No.150394936
>>150394886
Nah, the "I'm immortal so I've had mates who couldn't match my lifespan" part is just flavour text, and the bug theme is mostly aesthetic/used for small bits of worldbuilding.
In terms of character Hornet is basically Wonder Woman or Xena.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:09:22 PM
No.150394940
>>150395419
>>150394876
>FLATka has to bog herself so Soul will finally notice her
>STACYby meanwhile doesn't need enhancements
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:10:07 PM
No.150394944
>>150395059
>>150395102
>>150394934
Powerscalers how strong would an ant that big be?
ENOUGH, we settle the age old debate: Pirates vs Ninjas
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:12:46 PM
No.150394973
>>150394870
Well no Madness is different from Magic.
Black Blood induces Madness, but it is Magical in origin.
And yes you are correct that Witches have the instinct for destruction, but that they are able create a society with rules and laws points to it not being something that defines them entirely.
Magic is presented as something that is inherently destructive though.
It isn't like having destructive powers always means someone is evil.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:14:51 PM
No.150394989
>>150394898
https://souleater.fandom.com/wiki/Audio_Drama_01/Transcript
There are several audio dramas and their transcripts if you want to read them.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:15:08 PM
No.150394996
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:16:29 PM
No.150395011
>>150395074
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:20:46 PM
No.150395059
>>150394944
About half a kilogram based on extreme rough guesstimates.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:22:16 PM
No.150395074
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:25:17 PM
No.150395102
>>150395170
>>150394944
Jobs to physics
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:27:09 PM
No.150395133
>>150395163
>>150395378
>>150394030
the thing is that nothing implies Ruby knows how to properly use her Silver Eyes and can't do it on command. It's very incidental when you look at it.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:27:44 PM
No.150395142
>>150395245
Uhh why did Ruby just assume Soul was Maka's boyfriend?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:28:42 PM
No.150395151
>>150395136
Could he clear a One Piece gauntlet?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:29:05 PM
No.150395158
>>150393960 (OP)
i hope there's a death battle matching that features gaz and mandy
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:29:28 PM
No.150395163
>>150395185
>>150395378
>>150395133
Didn't she get training on how to use them after Maria joined the group for a bit?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:29:43 PM
No.150395170
>>150395175
>>150395102
Hypothetically the ant is extra dimensional and ignores square cube law and physics saying it cant exist.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:30:37 PM
No.150395175
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:31:00 PM
No.150395180
>>150395201
>>150395236
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:31:05 PM
No.150395183
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:31:11 PM
No.150395185
>>150395163
I don't know I stopped watching after Beacon got burned down
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:32:13 PM
No.150395201
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:32:42 PM
No.150395205
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:34:34 PM
No.150395236
>>150395254
>>150395180
Lies detected.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:35:14 PM
No.150395245
>>150395142
Because he is
>"B-but-"
HE. IS.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:35:55 PM
No.150395254
>>150395236
Nah he's talking about Goku's laundry. He just forgot that part because he's charging his J.O. Crystal.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:47:43 PM
No.150395378
>>150395410
>>150395677
>>150395133
>>150395163
She got training with it but isn't super adept with it yet. Also as others have mentioned, strong enough Grimm can resist it from her anyway. There's also that hybrid one no selling it but that one was an experiment with silver eyes involved with its creation so eh. I think there's argument between Maka's power gap and her soul techniques to deal with silver eyes if it becomes an issue and that's assuming she doesn't just wreck Ruby first anyway.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:51:25 PM
No.150395410
>>150395378
Well yeah, at this point it is totally just speculation.
That's all this hobby really is of course, but if Death Battle wants to have Ruby win without giving her insane stats, that's probably what they'll do.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:52:28 PM
No.150395419
>>150395459
>>150394940
Ruby doesn't need enhancements because nobody wants to fuck her
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:57:51 PM
No.150395459
>>150395530
>>150395419
based
her friends would rather fuck each other
the only one who would fuck her is futa Weiss, in those drawings and fanfics(that Ruby would probably masturbate too.)
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:00:19 PM
No.150395482
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:04:05 PM
No.150395519
>at least 2 maybe 3 Audio dramas about Cute MakaxSoul shenanigans
>First one is 30 minutes long
AAAAAAARRRGHHHH I NEED IT BUT I'M CURRENTLY FUCKING WAGESLAVING!
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:04:50 PM
No.150395530
>>150395544
>>150395602
>>150395459
>futa Weiss
Doesn't exist. Regular Weiss simply sees Ruby as (annoying) friend and lusts after men. It's hilarious how hard the WR-fags have been huffing copium ever since volume 9 torpedoed their headcanons
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:05:45 PM
No.150395537
>>150395598
>>150395612
Soul? My cute boytoy warbride I claimed after victory.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:06:28 PM
No.150395544
>>150395530
>futa Weiss
>Doesn't exist
Wrong, Futa Weiss is canon, She will appear on volume 10
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:13:02 PM
No.150395598
>>150395537
Blair, get off the computer
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:14:02 PM
No.150395602
>>150395530
which is why I said 'in those drawings and fanfics'
nigga
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:14:49 PM
No.150395611
>Please validate my tranny addiction...
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:14:53 PM
No.150395612
>>150395537
Ruby Weiss is never going to financially recover from the bribes you gave Death Battlr
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:16:00 PM
No.150395617
>>150395769
I think I just found Maka's perfect opponent
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:16:33 PM
No.150395622
>>150395634
>>150395694
>series is called Soul Eater
>there's a character named Soul Eater
>he's not the protagonist
>>150395622
>series is called RWBY
>there's a character called Ruby
>protagonist is some guy named John instead
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:19:17 PM
No.150395647
>>150395723
>>150395634
He's not the main character though?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:19:36 PM
No.150395649
>>150395634
>Ruby theme is about how there's no knight in shining armor that will save her
>there is a knight in shining armor
>he repeatedly saves her
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:22:13 PM
No.150395677
>>150395378
So Silver Eyes can be resisted even by creatures that don't have a soul? that makes things less favorable for Ruby. Not to mention that this feels like Kyle 2.0. She hasn't mastered her silver eyes power and there's nothing that implies she has any control over it, yet. And we know damn well she hasn't reached her full potential yet because RWBY has the worst god damn pacing ever.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:22:23 PM
No.150395680
>>150395634
Duh, her name isn't Rwby.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:23:22 PM
No.150395694
>>150395622
He is a protagonist though. It is just that protagonist is split between four characters (Maka, Black Star, Kid, and Soul).
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:24:14 PM
No.150395702
This episode will be a massive FLOP!!
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:25:09 PM
No.150395710
>>150395768
>>150396782
https://deathbattle.fandom.com/wiki/Death_Battle_'24#Week_1
Realistically, what other matchups from the tournament of champions are getting an episode?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:25:47 PM
No.150395720
>>150395136
Why the fuck is he so swole
>>150395647
>stole the screentime
>stole the character traits
>stole the character development
>stole revenge arc
>stole being heroic to plebs
>stole climatic moments
>stole time-skip powerups
>stole Ruby's dream of becoming hero
>stole cool future form
>stole Weiss' heart
>Japanese write him as if he was the MC in manga and actual RWBY anime
>most overpowered character in Grimm Ecliplse
>all this despite being the supposed comic relief guy
Jaunechads, our boy just can't stop winning
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:28:31 PM
No.150395754
>>150395763
>>150395723
is he one of the creators self-inserts?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:29:10 PM
No.150395763
>>150395754
Not initially, but it ended up working out that way since Oum died.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:29:14 PM
No.150395765
>>150395778
>>150395723
I had a dream Ruby won because of some borderline schizophrenic "sun disk" like scaling to jaune and that he became a KINGtos like figure in these threads
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:29:17 PM
No.150395768
>>150396181
>>150395710
All of the matches which won a round will probably happen eventually, they already did casts on things like X vs Primal.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:29:19 PM
No.150395769
>>150395816
>>150395136
I don't know this dude but he looks like he silently judges me for my life choices
>>150395617
I mean, they can't work together, basically one has to purge the other
Which one of two forms would you even pick? Rhaast since he's immortal?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:30:11 PM
No.150395778
>>150395765
It was something suggested by some anon citing the Grimm Eclipse game.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:30:22 PM
No.150395781
>>150395796
>>150395723
Don't forget basically stole the show in the DC crossover with his relationship with Jessica Cruz which is basically the best/only good part of that crossover
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:32:09 PM
No.150395796
>>150395781
Jaune is just Kyle if Kyle remained top dog.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:33:48 PM
No.150395816
>>150396053
>>150395769
That's what makes it good.
Maka and Soul are all about Teamwork while Kayn and Rhaast hate each other and will take any opportunity to dominate and get rid of the other.
For Powerscaling purposes Rhaast is the way to go, immortality + Darkin, Ascended, Celestial, and Void Scaling.
It would of course be a Lorefest but you can do the same for Maka
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:39:28 PM
No.150395884
>>150395932
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:42:49 PM
No.150395932
>>150395940
>>150395884
You are now picturing a female Perfect Cell Max making Gohan have scholarly conflictions.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:43:35 PM
No.150395940
>>150396096
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:53:06 PM
No.150396053
>>150395816
Honestly Rhaast is better pick just because of his voice lines
>So this is what death feels like... GOOOOD THING I'M IMMOOORTAL!!!
Dude is having a blast duking it out and it would make for a more entertaining battle.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:57:27 PM
No.150396096
>>150395940
I am surprised that there isn't really anything in regarding to female Cell Max.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:02:19 PM
No.150396150
>>150394646
GohanDAMN! I NEED TO BREED THE BUGS
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:04:52 PM
No.150396181
>>150396217
>>150395768
Ultraguy said he wanted to do a Monokuma episode, so it's going to happen eventually. Sans vs The Judge won the halloween round so that one should be happening soon.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:08:45 PM
No.150396217
>>150396349
>>150396181
Basically everybody on the team likes Danganronpa and it has a new game next year, so it seems likely
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:11:31 PM
No.150396242
Unlimited aura.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:17:05 PM
No.150396299
>>150396600
>>150394657
>Only the PALE KING could satisfy her endless lust
Why is the Knight's mom like this?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:17:46 PM
No.150396305
>>150396324
Your "hero" wouldn't fail a trivial math equation, right?
>>150396305
Can you even do math beyond a high school level?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:21:07 PM
No.150396349
>>150396385
>>150396418
>>150396217
How exactly do you scale Danganronpa in a way that doesn't come across as a low functioning schizophrenic?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:21:12 PM
No.150396350
Here's your next RWBY Match up
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:21:24 PM
No.150396355
ENTER
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:22:19 PM
No.150396369
>>150396375
>>150396324
if you give me an hour of prep, a calculator and ten tries, I'm confident I could successfuly calculate a hypotenuse
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:22:57 PM
No.150396375
>>150396369
Bruce CHADner...
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:23:37 PM
No.150396381
>>150396324
I'm fairly sure that most anons in this thread would be tripped up by Trigonometric identities. That is high school math.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:23:41 PM
No.150396385
>>150396399
>>150396412
>>150396349
The series has a weird amount of feats whenever a character who can fight is on-screen. Takumi from the Killer Killer manga, who Mukuro overpowers, did this.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:25:11 PM
No.150396399
>>150396385
and also cut someone's neck so precisely it severed their collar but didn't decapitate them
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:25:11 PM
No.150396400
>>150396415
>>150396522
Could the boat beat KINGtos?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:26:43 PM
No.150396412
>>150396455
>>150396385
Oh so it isn't strictly a Persona situation. Still it feels strange given the executions are typically as lethal as anything that would kill a normal human.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:26:56 PM
No.150396415
>>150396400
It could give 0.5% Kratos a challenge.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:27:16 PM
No.150396418
>>150396635
>>150396349
Monokuma is the only character you can scale DB style without it feeling like you are having a stroke, but even him has problems because from Danganronpa 1 to V3 (and Ultimate Despair Girls) all Monokumas are different beings
Danganronpa 1 Monokuma is a robot controlled by Junko
Danganronpa 2 Monokuma is a computer program
Danganronpa V3 Monokuma is a Sci-fi robot for a murder reality show
Despair Girls Monokuma is a fucking army
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:27:18 PM
No.150396419
>>150396453
>>150394560
I don't play this series but that's such a weird thing to slip into a Metroidvania about cute little bug mascots.
>I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING
>YES SHE FUCKS
>>150394898
>the reason maka doesn't get instantly atomized by ruby fanfic silver eyes is because of a fucking magic transformation fetish audio novel
That would be funny
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:29:31 PM
No.150396452
>>150396537
I only care about Junko and her tits if I'm being honest.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:29:32 PM
No.150396453
>>150396469
>>150396472
>>150396419
I mean, the series does have musings on death, famine, religion, sacrifice, and other such topics.
A gesture towards sexuality isn't so strange, no?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:29:38 PM
No.150396455
>>150396412
I think there's generally a disparity between the visual novels and the other media. Not even just the obscure media, even the Danganronpa 3 anime has the fighting characters blow through whole floors and blitz people faster than bullets, ir's a lot higher in scale.
Though in V3 Keebo still blows up the entire school with his weaponry
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:30:32 PM
No.150396467
>>150396523
>>150397203
I'm jobbing to a headache right now. How do I fix this?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:30:56 PM
No.150396469
>>150396453
They look like sexless characters, so yes
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:31:06 PM
No.150396472
>>150396512
>>150396453
Plus it's more about pointing how detached she is from average bug, not that it's empowering in any way.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:33:58 PM
No.150396512
>>150396472
Well yeah it is basically a neutral if solemn observation rather than a cute nod towards sexual proclivity.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:34:53 PM
No.150396522
>>150396400
it would GAPE Kratos, before Kratos gives the BOAT the speech about being a better man, and thus the BOAT renounces his rapist ways
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:34:59 PM
No.150396523
>>150396467
Bloodflow is the main source of headaches.
Caffeine can help dialate your vessels, which can reduce the headache.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:35:14 PM
No.150396528
>>150396324
I had to take college math courses, so yes.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:35:54 PM
No.150396537
>>150396688
>>150396452
GODS BLESS JUNKO! AND HER TITS!
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:36:00 PM
No.150396538
>>150396885
>>150396450
https://ittouryuu.livejournal.com/5681.html
There's a good chance that this is the only translation around.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:39:25 PM
No.150396575
Can you send some bug girl hentai?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:40:45 PM
No.150396600
>>150396608
>>150396299
Like all white ladies, a pale cock could never fully satisfy her. She needs BBC
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:41:24 PM
No.150396608
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:43:02 PM
No.150396625
>>150396652
>>150396738
Looking at Danganronpa vs-wise gets fucky because the series has a lot of legitimately good feats spread out across its media. Mukuro has the aforementioned feats of overpowering Killer Killer who could slice buildings, and in IF she moves fast enough bullets seemed frozen to her (pic rel). In UDG Genocide Jill could parry hits from the building sized Big Bang Monokuma. It becomes a problem because Sakura is the strongest person in the world and by both feats and WOG is stronger than anybody in the franchise, and the Monokuma unit from 1 was going even with her, which seems out of line with the scale the game is on.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:43:24 PM
No.150396635
>>150396418
It's a shame Monokuma's best matchup isn't his most popular
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:43:36 PM
No.150396640
>>150396648
>>150396782
Hollow Knight wasn't even good, I don't get why normies like that slop.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:44:16 PM
No.150396648
>>150396740
>>150396640
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong board, contrarian /v/ is two blocks down.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:44:37 PM
No.150396652
>>150396679
>>150396625
Sakura is absolutely not stronger than Keebo or Gonta.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:46:24 PM
No.150396679
>>150396710
>>150396652
Keebo sure, but why Gonta? He doesn't do anything equivalent to like, Juzo punching through people through solid brick walls.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:47:07 PM
No.150396688
>>150396921
>>150396537
Based, but not so loud, the QUEEN of /dbg/ might hear us...
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:49:37 PM
No.150396710
>>150396679
Gonta picked up a sewer lid with two fingers and tossed it like candy by dozens of feet.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:52:38 PM
No.150396738
>>150396755
>>150396625
Sakura is also specifically stated in IT to be capable of beating both Genocider Syo and Mukuro in a fight, though the latter would take hours
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:53:04 PM
No.150396740
>>150396648
Nah, I'm not a contrarian. The game had way too much backtracking and the platforming was horribly tedious, and I love platforming games.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:53:54 PM
No.150396750
is your favorite character this fast?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:54:19 PM
No.150396755
>>150396738
IF, in IF. She beats Genocider in a couple minutes and while Mukuro says it would take hours, sheβd ultimately lose to Sakura.
Mukuro did beat Peko in a fight once th
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:55:19 PM
No.150396770
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:56:02 PM
No.150396782
>>150396814
>>150396909
>>150395710
I think Madoka vs Usagi is kinda poopoo. What does Madoka even do on-screen that can be adapted into a fight?
>>150396640
I didn't like it either. It didn't offend me particularly, but I'm not really into Metroidvanias or Souls-likes and this was a particularly slow one. I think I dropped it at the first boss.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:58:27 PM
No.150396813
>>150396926
This reminds me the Danganronpa Togami novel had Sakura use a space-shortening technique to instantly travel over 500 km from Japan to Prague by herself. What's fucked up is that the DR3 anime references the events of this novel, meaning it's canon, and also meaning Izuru can do this too.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:58:29 PM
No.150396814
>>150396829
>>150396782
>I'm not really into Metroidvanias or Souls-likes
Cringe
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:59:39 PM
No.150396829
>>150396814
www.reddit.com
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:04:58 PM
No.150396885
>>150396902
>>150396538
I've found a couple of them translated on YT in Spanish :^)
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:05:54 PM
No.150396902
>>150396885
Good news for /dbg/
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:06:50 PM
No.150396909
>>150396782
https://youtu.be/zkePvFHe128 she can shoot arrows at Usagi for 3 minutes. A lot of the people pushing for certain matchups aren't actually too familiar with the combatants.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:07:47 PM
No.150396921
>>150396972
>>150397238
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:08:15 PM
No.150396926
>>150396965
>>150396982
>>150396813
>Shukuchi, or "shortened earth", is a martial arts technique that allows the user to close the distance between themselves and their opponent instantenously, historically described as shortening ley lines, such that a thousand Li (appx. 500) ahead looks as if it is right before one's eyes
THAT IS LITERALLY A FUCKING XIANXIA TECHNIQUE, it quite literally comes from xianxia, god, they even say li, what the hell?!?!?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:10:32 PM
No.150396951
>>150396450
>cookbook
>Otoko
>now this
Dare I say, kino
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:11:20 PM
No.150396962
>>150394122
>That fight animation better be incredible
or have a hot chick die really graphically
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:11:31 PM
No.150396965
>>150396926
The Togami novel is a fever dream, it's borderline incoherent.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:11:44 PM
No.150396967
>>150396988
>Soul Eater now produced two episodes that flopped
Soul Eater? more like Flop Eater
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:11:54 PM
No.150396970
>>150396948
Jin woo the fraud
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:12:00 PM
No.150396972
>>150396987
>>150396921
1984kima... BigSisterkima...
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:12:41 PM
No.150396982
>>150397039
>>150396926
Is this your first contact with xianxia and wuxia inspiration in Japanese works?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:13:03 PM
No.150396987
>>150396972
>big sisters
Yummy......
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:13:05 PM
No.150396988
>>150396967
>not Soul Flopper
Breh
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:13:22 PM
No.150396991
>>150396948
Funny how he solos most characters posted in this thread
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:14:00 PM
No.150397000
>>150396948
he solos EVERYONE
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:15:25 PM
No.150397023
>>150397281
ENOVGH
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:16:04 PM
No.150397033
>>150396948
Post Jin Woo not have 0 inches
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:16:11 PM
No.150397039
>>150396982
No, not really, still surprised that they brought the term, even if it was the nip version. And for fucking dagaronpa of all things.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:19:57 PM
No.150397099
>>150397231
>>150397267
Jin GOOD will have a battle with a popular Capeshit character, win and we will have a melty that surpasses Krasura and Kylemon
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:20:02 PM
No.150397101
ENTER
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:21:25 PM
No.150397120
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:22:00 PM
No.150397132
>>150397176
>>150397280
https://danganronpa-spinoffs.fandom.com/wiki/K2K_System
>danganronpa togami is actually a novel written by an AI created by Hope's Peak that interfaces with metanarrative to talk to the irl reader and respond to their desire for a story by blurring a fiction and reality created by the irl novelist Milan Kundera
What the actual fuck? I've never read this book, why is it fucking SCP?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:22:47 PM
No.150397145
>>150397169
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:22:53 PM
No.150397146
>>150397226
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:24:39 PM
No.150397169
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:25:11 PM
No.150397176
>>150397132
>reality over fiction transcendence
danganbros... we're fucking STRONG....
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:26:44 PM
No.150397203
>>150396467
Take an ibuprofen.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:28:25 PM
No.150397226
>>150397146
YUMMY!
Simonbro btw
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:28:54 PM
No.150397231
>>150397099
Maybe but it still won't match Sonic vs Goku
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:29:36 PM
No.150397238
>>150396921
Those eyes look sad. Disappointed, even.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:31:34 PM
No.150397266
>>150397279
>>150396948
>Gamer steroid w00 vs. all-natty Cid when
>>150397099
Nah, he should fight Cid for the shadow jokes
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:32:08 PM
No.150397279
>>150397266
>>150397267
El Cid is for Roland.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:32:09 PM
No.150397280
>>150397132
This thing vs that one SCP that's meant to kill the reader
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:32:16 PM
No.150397281
>>150397023
ROOOOOOCCCCCCKKKKKKTTTTTTOOOOOOSSSSSS! I KNEELβ¦
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:32:59 PM
No.150397291
>>150396948
>FLOPlo leveling
>FORGOTTENlo leveling
kek
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:33:48 PM
No.150397300
How would you guys feel if the halloween episode is Sans vs Judge
What would be worse for these threads?
>Touhou episode with full wank and lore
>Jin-Woo episode with him beating a popular character like Gojo
>Knull Beating Madoka
>Thor Vs WW with Wondie still winning
>Invincible Beating Gohan
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:34:02 PM
No.150397306
>>150397382
>>150396948
When I first heard the name Solo Leveling, I thought it's a series about a guy clearing raid dungeons solo to maximize exp gained or something
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:34:55 PM
No.150397315
>>150397302
Max wank Mark losing to Gohan.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:35:05 PM
No.150397318
>>150397302
Kratos winning
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:36:26 PM
No.150397332
>>150397302
Mark beating Gohan would lead to actual suicides
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:36:39 PM
No.150397335
>>150397302
Vincible vs Gohuhn, no contest.
Tohou is funny if you go full wank
Jim-Woohoo has zero actual fans and absolutely no one reads his series these days
Knulldoka is just a snoozefest
Thor vs WW is kinda eh
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:37:14 PM
No.150397346
>>150397302
No one actually cares about Jin-Poo here. I think
either MarkGohan because of how outlandish and rigged it would be or the Touhou one because it's all easy to wank statements with hardly any feats behind them.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:37:28 PM
No.150397349
>>150397302
>>Invincible Beating Gohan
Another kratos vs asura, might kill the threads
>Touhou episode with full wank and lore
Will most certainly bring the mentally ill /v/hou fags to this threads for an indeterminate ammount of time.
>Thor Vs WW with Wondie still winning
Shitflingin but "that" bad
>Jin-Woo episode with him beating a popular character like Gojo
Definetly bad, but it will be just dismissed as retarded fellatio of a fotm fag
>Knull Beating Madoka
Madoka beating knull would probably be worse.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:37:31 PM
No.150397353
>>150397302
>No one cares
>mild amount of shitposting mocking Gojo as fraud and calling Jin-Woo a coward for dodging >>150397267
>moderate amount of shitposting since most Meguka fans don't post here
>Moderate to high amount of shitposting and Thor becoming cemented as FRAUD
>High amount of shitposting, JOBhan-jokes flood the /dbg/ and Invincible-shitposting reigns supreme for months
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:39:22 PM
No.150397379
>>150397403
>>150397302
>>Invincible Beating Gohan
You're not thinking big enough. Imagine Gohan losing this one instead.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:39:26 PM
No.150397382
>>150397306
Wait...that's not what it's about? What the hell?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:40:53 PM
No.150397403
>>150397379
This, coupled with a miscellaneous matchup like Thragg killing Namek Frieza. That's the way to go
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:41:46 PM
No.150397414
>>150397302
>>Invincible Beating Gohan
This is the only one that will cause any meaningful reaction.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:42:16 PM
No.150397420
>>150397453
>>150397543
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:43:41 PM
No.150397435
>be me
>see a drawing where Amy gets fucked by a faceless figure (https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3309207)
>decide to save it and fap to it
>crop the side of the image where it shows his butt and muscly rib cage
>Coom
>post nut clarity hits in
>Waitaminute.mp4
>Notice the shadowing on the faceless male figure makes his skin looks darker
>MFW i just masturbated to my [PLATONIC BEST FRIEND] getting blacked
YUMMYROO!!!!!!
EXPLOOOOOOODE
I'LL BREAK YOU ON MY OWN
MY THOUGHTS LEAD TO BAD DECISIONS
AND IT'S TAKING A TOLL
IT'S JUST ME
AND I'LL DO JUST FINE ALONE
I MAY BE SOMEONE SOMEWHERE
BETWEEN DARKNESS AND LIGHT
MY CONSCIENCE, DIVIDED
LIGHTS A SPARK IN MY EYES
TO COME CLEAN (COME CLEAN)
TELL ME WHO CAN RIGHT MY WROOOOOOONGS?!?!?!?!
MAYBE SOMEONE SOMEWHERE!!!
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:44:16 PM
No.150397444
>>150397267
That would be pretty KINO matchup. Jing-woo is typical "chosen one" protagonist who has deus ex machina "system" helping his ass whereas Cid is DIY-chad who had to work hark for his own gainz all by himself without divine assistance. Jin-woo would hate how callous Cid is with lives of others, Cid would be disgusted at how Jin-woo didn't have to earn his strength.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:44:40 PM
No.150397453
>>150397420
I think Jack's got this one in the bag. MGR characters are massively overrated, but even wanked to however fast they made Raiden off gameplay mechanics and cinematic timing, they made Jack 70% light speed in his episode
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:46:04 PM
No.150397471
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:47:33 PM
No.150397492
>>150397447
Who's the guy in the middle?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:47:36 PM
No.150397494
>>150394030
>The Silver Eyes as an ace in the hole would require fanfiction levels of wank.
I mean, this is Death Battle.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:48:09 PM
No.150397502
>>150397512
>>150397524
Inagine if Mark destroys a universe or shakes hell's infinite realms in future seasons
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:49:07 PM
No.150397512
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:50:25 PM
No.150397524
>>150397620
>>150397502
We will PUSH for Kratos vs Omni-man in the death battle Subreddit and Discord if this happens
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:51:47 PM
No.150397543
>>150397420
outside of some queer lifting feats MGR is basically a street tier verse. Jack would beat Raiden and Sam at the same time
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:52:22 PM
No.150397550
>>150397447
How do all of those bit mix and become a character who has none of them?
>>150397447
Why the fuck did his anime fall off so suddenly and catastrophically? It was hyped everywhere as the next big thing and how it's insanely well-made and then suddenly it was complete silence
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:53:30 PM
No.150397565
>>150397302
>Invincible Beating Gohan
this one
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:53:38 PM
No.150397569
>>150397447
>gook leveling fans actually believe this
lol
lmao
>>150397552
because people realized it was gook trash
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:57:38 PM
No.150397620
>>150397735
>>150397524
I would unironically be down. If some guy can astroturf his Touhou vs Sonic matchup enough to get into the show, surely we can meme Kratos vs Omni-Man enough to make it happen.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:00:31 PM
No.150397657
>>150397669
>>150397775
This is the end.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:01:38 PM
No.150397669
>>150397657
the mere shockwaves of their first clash would kill every single Death Battle participant in history
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:02:07 PM
No.150397677
>>150397734
>>150397552
Why did One Punch Man?
The candle that burns twice as bright also burns twice as fast.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:05:54 PM
No.150397734
>>150397677
One Shart Man died off because source material quality took a huge nosedive
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:05:58 PM
No.150397735
>>150397809
>>150398024
>>150397620
>astroturf his Touhou vs Sonic
qrd? actually curious
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:07:20 PM
No.150397750
SPICs have the SE audio dramas translated and with small animations
https://youtu.be/LDUsI6QzvZc?si=ehGjtKXGgABKpXcX
SPIIIIICS FORGIVE ME FOR EVERYTHING I'VE SAID AGAINST YOU, PLEASE!
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:09:00 PM
No.150397775
>>150397806
>>150397971
>>150397657
Who ended up becoming a BETTER MAN, Norsetos or BUGlan?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:09:52 PM
No.150397799
>>150397552
Because it's for normalfags
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:10:24 PM
No.150397806
>>150397775
Dolan Darker never really reformed unlike Crayontoss who basically completely changed his personality
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:10:54 PM
No.150397809
>>150397735
death battle researcher Kirbonic Pikmon wants Kasen vs Sonic, it got on one of those Death Battle polls
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:12:52 PM
No.150397835
>>150397901
SUPER DUPER DIAPER
BIG MESSY SHARTS
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:16:43 PM
No.150397890
What is Alan Wake's power level
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:17:28 PM
No.150397901
Bring me the entire baki verse
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:19:24 PM
No.150397928
>>150397902
>gets raped by Yujiro
lmao
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:20:01 PM
No.150397936
>>150397956
>>150398033
>>150397902
what can he do?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:21:06 PM
No.150397953
>>150397982
>>150398056
ENOUGH.
*ungapes you*
Go and be raped no more.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:21:15 PM
No.150397956
>>150397936
get raped by Yujiro
>>150397775
Buglan died for his cause, unlike fagtos who just stood there doing nothing, farming sympathy point (please just ignore the time I sperged out and killed random people), and was ok with a woman torturing her son to the brink of madness. Nolan unironically might have killed less people than Kratos ever did.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:23:09 PM
No.150397982
>>150397953
That guy from persona 5...
>>150397735
One guy, Kirbonic Pikmin, who contributed to the research for Simon and Godzilla, really wants Kasen Ibaraki vs Fleetway Sonic to happen. He commissioned a bunch of fanart for it (Sprite art, traditional 2d, and 3d), two songs (one for their evil forms by Therewolf Media and another for their base forms by some literal who), this got the matchup enough attention to be in Death Battle's official tournament of champions, so basically the matchup is the product of one guy astroturfing it enough to get on Death Battle's radar. Some people were apparently bribed into voting for it but I haven't found proof of this.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:27:14 PM
No.150398033
>>150397936
Beat goku (evolution)
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:27:14 PM
No.150398034
>>150397902
Fuckable little bitch, gonna tear that ass up! look at that cocksucking mouth.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:27:18 PM
No.150398036
>>150397971
But Norsetos said he was sorry... Right?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:28:16 PM
No.150398056
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:29:10 PM
No.150398070
>>150398024
That's such a weird and random matchup to be obsessed with.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:31:56 PM
No.150398117
>>150398024
I take it he is a sonicfag
It's weird that Ruby feels less powerful nine seasons in than she did at the start of the series.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:36:55 PM
No.150398187
>>150398295
>>150398154
Lad is baiting
No way he's being serious
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:37:05 PM
No.150398192
>>150398154
PSYCHOsura...
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:37:56 PM
No.150398203
>>150398175
>It's weird
It's not. Rooby was sidelined and cockblocked from every cool thing for these nine seasons
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:39:23 PM
No.150398224
>>150398154
He was TEACHING Asura...
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:40:10 PM
No.150398233
>>150397971
Nolan has no cause beyond a vague gesture towards preserving a weak status quo.
Only reason he chooses to fight against Thragg again is because Thragg couldn't keep his vengeance boner in his pants.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:40:11 PM
No.150398234
>>150398154
No lies detected
>>150398154
>Asura
>a raging psychopath
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:42:06 PM
No.150398265
>>150398175
It is actually all so that she could get scaling above all her friends right at the end of Vol 9 from singlehandedly turning the tables on C/Furious Cat.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:43:16 PM
No.150398286
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:43:52 PM
No.150398295
>>150398329
>>150398352
>>150398187
To be fair baiting Asurafags is easy on xitter
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:44:02 PM
No.150398297
>>150398341
>>150398175
Blame Monty Oum's death. Monty Oum was Ruby's creator, their best animator and giant anime enthusiast who wanted RWBY to be heckin western-made anime instead of cartoon with tumblr-messages. With Monty's death. RWBY was doomed into slow death as animation quality nosedived (this was the main factor in nerfing Ruby and rest of the cast), writing declined (can you believe that the cast was deadly afraid of bullets in V7-V8 despite effortlessly tanking gunfire in the early volumes) and instead of cool anime fights in death world we got LGBTWTFBBQ-pandering and actual arc over 2016 US election being "stolen" where one of the OG characters became a Trump-expy dictator that rigged election from Hillary Clinton-expy (yes, this really happened in RWBY. And some people wonder why Atlas was fucking ass).
You know that morrowind meme about persisting in doomed world after pivotal character's death? That fits RWBY to a T
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:44:38 PM
No.150398308
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:45:56 PM
No.150398329
>>150398338
>>150398295
Are there even any Twitter?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:46:31 PM
No.150398333
>>150397971
Nolan in his deathbed also encouraged Mark to lead the Viltrum Empire in a way he himself never could, and it paid off because Mark turned out to be a fantastic emperor. That's pretty much what completes his arc
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:46:52 PM
No.150398338
>>150398421
>>150398329
Yes and they fall for it badly. I've seen posts saying Kratos one shots Asura and it gets alot of engagement
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:46:56 PM
No.150398341
>>150398297
>where one of the OG characters became a Trump-expy dictator that rigged election from Hillary Clinton-expy (yes, this really happened in RWBY. And some people wonder why Atlas was fucking ass).
This shit is so ass.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:46:57 PM
No.150398342
>>150398518
>>150398264
He learned empathy at age 300000
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:47:43 PM
No.150398348
>>150398024
I have the proof if you want it
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:47:58 PM
No.150398352
>>150398295
Apparently not, since that reply only had 1 like and no comments or retweets
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:50:11 PM
No.150398385
>>150398154
Asura was a huge out of character dickhead retard in the fight who attacked without reason. However, to assume he was a raging psychopath even though he clearly told Mithra to run and turned into Berserker mode because Mithra cried, says more about the Tyre more than Asura. Heβs baiting or legitimately brain-damaged.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:51:55 PM
No.150398408
>>150398416
>>150398154
Is this the guy who wrote the original copypasta?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:52:09 PM
No.150398412
>>150398423
You are a raging psycho no longer
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:52:23 PM
No.150398416
>>150398408
No that was from reddit.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:52:36 PM
No.150398421
>>150398433
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:53:00 PM
No.150398423
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:53:42 PM
No.150398432
>>150398439
>Chainsawman fans are caught Pissing and Shitting on the theaters during the releases of the new Kimetsu no Yaiba movie
You can't make this shit up...
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:53:53 PM
No.150398433
>>150398531
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:54:18 PM
No.150398439
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:54:48 PM
No.150398446
>Ruby Vs Shadow Assassin Kayn
>Maka Vs Rhaast
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:55:09 PM
No.150398456
>>150398264
>tfw Asura in his most mindless state avoided killing innocent people while Kratos slammed an innocent manβs face to a pulp, burned a fellow Spartan (who was begging for his life) alive, gored an innocent woman on a gate lever, and murdered 99% of Greece in a sissy fitβ¦ and also the boat captain
MONSTERsuraβ¦ you were supposed to kill those peopleβ¦
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:55:23 PM
No.150398459
>>150398024
Imagine giving this obvious faggot any attention at all.
>>150398154
Reminder that this faggot was the one who wanted to teach you about being better men anons. Say what you will about Asura, but at least he wasn't written by Anthony Burch, a literal cuckold who lost his PS4 in divorce
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:55:47 PM
No.150398469
>>150398562
>>150398664
Post yujiro doing this
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:58:37 PM
No.150398501
>NeoCat was going to have toonforce despite that idea being dropped because animating it would have been too expensive
>That means Ruby scales to toonforce and that's how she beats Maka
How would you react?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:59:49 PM
No.150398515
>>150398577
>>150398635
>be kratos
>get teleported into another verse for no fucking reason
>immediately get attacked by some goblins
>some anime hair jeet tries to attack you despite you showing no intent to harm anyone else
>he tells a girl you weren't even attacking to run
>try to de-escalate, he yells and tells you to shut up
>he spergs out and blames you for making her daughter cry despite him starting the fight
>realize he's beyond reason and put him down like the rabid dog he is
>no diff his giant form and call him out for being a monster
>he claims he was never a monster and dies
????
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:59:57 PM
No.150398518
>>150398629
>>150398342
Asura already had empathy before then.
Even at his most mindless and lost in his rage, he didn't kill anyone who wasn't actively attacking him or who didn't deserve it.
Meanwhile PSYCHOTOS was throwing random civilians off of ledges for fun.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:01:08 PM
No.150398531
>>150398600
>>150398632
>>150398433
Most of the comments are them just jerking the guy and Kratos off, to be honest. There are some funny comments though.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:02:11 PM
No.150398551
>>150398461
FUCKING ANTHONY BURCH. KEEEEEEK.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:02:52 PM
No.150398562
>>150398709
>>150398469
Post anyone in demon slayer stopping an earthquake with a punch or killing a fucking 80ton elephant with their bare hands
Yujiro would put any of these fucking demon nerds in a headlock and noogie them until the sun burns them to ash lmao
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:04:05 PM
No.150398577
>>150398598
>>150398515
Death Battle character assassinated Asura hard.
What's funny is what we saw was a revamped version, that the animator had to BEG to use, because the OG storyboard had Asura trying to destroy the planet that his daughter was on.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:05:41 PM
No.150398598
>>150398548
Jenny's BVLL... is STRONG
>>150398577
Truly a modern GVS2
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:05:42 PM
No.150398600
>>150398531
>Ottoman Empire defeated these greeks
O.O
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:07:18 PM
No.150398629
>>150398518
>Meanwhile PSYCHOTOS was throwing random civilians off of ledges for fun
The better man/monster meme works so well exactly because Kratos was a complete psycho who killed anyone for being a feet in front of him while Asura was the definition of righteous fury and only ever aimed his anger towards those that wronged him and innocent people.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:07:25 PM
No.150398632
>>150398531
SULEIMAN THE MAGNIFICENT GAPED THE GREEK PANTHEON WITH HIS OUTERVERSAL SIEGE CANNONS.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:07:40 PM
No.150398635
>>150398731
>>150398515
Kratos sama, may you explain why one of your writters is a literal cuck that got his switch stolen from him in the divorce, and tried to make you into a faggot?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:09:43 PM
No.150398664
>>150398469
Closest I can think of is Yujiro punching the ground at the Raitai and to get out of Baki's hold in their 2nd fight. For the latter one the author made it pretty clear that asphalt and concrete are basically jello to Yujiro
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:10:01 PM
No.150398672
They still should've kept Kratos telling Asura that he betrays his planet
>never shown to attack anyone without justifiable reason
>only engages in fights because Mithra was in danger or innocent people were being slaughtered
>the only exceptions were when he was actively challenged by Augus, Yasha, Ryu and Akuma to a fight
>the only time he ever engaged in a fight on his own volition was to spar against Yasha in a flashback
>DB has him attack Kratos for no fucking reason even though Mithra was clearly safe
What drugs were DB taking to make Asura act like that?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:11:09 PM
No.150398694
>>150398548
>Thing just stops the Juggernaut with 1 hand
I call bullshit.
But it's based anyways.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:12:19 PM
No.150398709
>>150398744
>>150398755
>>150398562
>please ignore that musashi was about to kill yujiro with a regular ass sword
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:12:25 PM
No.150398710
>>150398755
>>150398802
>>150398686
They originally wanted to make him try to destroy the earth, along with his daughter.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:12:56 PM
No.150398718
>>150398461
>written by Anthony Burch
God fucking damn it REALLY?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:13:39 PM
No.150398730
>>150398548
He didn't stop the Juggernaut. He admits it in the next panel
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:13:40 PM
No.150398731
>>150398635
A lesser man trying to sabotage the better man. A tale as old as time.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:14:24 PM
No.150398744
>>150398783
>>150398709
>pls ignore that demons get scared at the thought of a medieval shotgun
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:14:56 PM
No.150398755
>>150398803
>>150398686
>>150398710
Why were they so incredibly biased against Asura kek?
>>150398709
>about to kill Yujiro with a regular sword
>when Yujiro blocked a swing with his neck
>and all it did was barely cut the skin
???
Neither Yujiro nor Musashi were going all out.
Also, Musashi would cut demonfags to death too lmao
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:14:56 PM
No.150398756
>>150398819
>>150398686
They wanted to take a piss on Asurafags, like they did to Goku in GVS2.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:16:23 PM
No.150398783
>>150398744
Earthquake level musashi
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:17:26 PM
No.150398802
>>150398710
>destroy the planet heβs been protecting for centuries and went into big mode to protect from golden Buddhaβs super laser
>kills his daughter who he literally killed himself over so she wouldnβt suffer anymore and live free/happily
Sounds like something DB would have him do.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:17:26 PM
No.150398803
>>150398836
>>150398908
>>150398755
Well it is just that they didn't really care about Asura.
So it was easy to just shill the character more people were familiar with.
>>150398756
but why though?
was making it so nebulous statements giving Kratos the win not enough?
>they calc Asura's speed at 68 QUADRILLION times the speed of light
>they show kratos put his hand up AFTER Helios's light has already hit him and stumbling forwards
>Uhh, speed is equalized
???
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:19:17 PM
No.150398836
>>150398803
>they didn't really care about Asura
well, they certainly showed that lmao
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:19:38 PM
No.150398850
>>150398915
>>150398461
KINGtos my liege, these are some pretty damning allegations...
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:20:00 PM
No.150398859
>>150398981
>>150399018
>>150398819
They wanted to relive their screw attack days and say 1% Kratos gaped him. I mean if Kratos lost the community everywhere would say the fight sucked and move on. Kratos winning caused a funny melty
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:20:03 PM
No.150398860
>>150398819
They got kratos speed wrong by not giving him fate scaling
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:20:31 PM
No.150398864
>>150399046
>>150398819
>but why though?
True Ending DLC being locked behind a paywall made Ben mad. Krasura was his revenge.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:21:19 PM
No.150398876
So was the pity ending just extra salt in the wound? Bravo Ben
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:22:29 PM
No.150398908
>>150398803
>Well it is just that they didn't really care about Asura
His character analysis, really the only decent to good thing about the episode, would have you think otherwise. Unfortunately, they threw that into the trash with the fight.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:22:53 PM
No.150398915
>>150398850
But Burch wrote Borderlands 2 and EVERYONE loves Borderlands 2?!
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:24:59 PM
No.150398962
>Gokufag punches Ben
>GVS3 happens and banishes Goku to ozone Layer
>Capcom forces you to paypig
>OOC Asura gets raped by Kratos
Better be nice to Ben
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:26:22 PM
No.150398981
>>150399019
>>150398859
Most people outside of here seem to agree that Kratos wins. Kratos losing would have caused a bigger off-site meltdown, but probably still not comparable to the actual mindbreak it caused here.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:28:08 PM
No.150399018
>>150399069
>>150399075
>>150398859
>Kratos winning caused a funny melty
It wouldβve been the same case if Asura won considering powerscaling Kratosfags and most general powerscalers legitimately think heβs some multiversal dude and not some guy who jobs to rocks left and right. VSBW definitely wouldβve had a meltdown and YT had one Kratosfag that sperged out for 6 months straight even though Kratos won.
>>150398981
I disagree Reddit was mindraped by Kratos vs Asura. Xitter was 50/50. Space Battle also had a melty. Idk about VSBW
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:30:00 PM
No.150399046
>>150398864
A kindred spirit.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:30:20 PM
No.150399052
>>150399068
>>150399019
>Space Battle also had a melty
SB doesn't really care about DB, atleast not after they went full vsbw wank mode.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:30:35 PM
No.150399059
>>150399558
should she fight Vampirella
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:31:09 PM
No.150399068
>>150399112
>>150399052
Lionel really has won, hasn't he?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:31:13 PM
No.150399069
>>150399128
>>150399018
Post the youtuber Kratosfag I want a laugh. I know a xitterfag that still seethes over Kratos to this day
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:31:30 PM
No.150399075
>>150399018
>I don't think he understands
xD
>SAAAR is kratos beyond platonic concepts saar?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:33:55 PM
No.150399106
>>150399908
Whoβs best for Devilman? Etrigan, Hellboy, Babel II?
>>150399019
>Reddit was mindraped by Kratos vs Asura
They swapped sides fast after Kratos won and most of them said the battle was accurate or disliked it outside of verdict reasons. Itβs like 70/30 or 80/20 there for Kratos, I think.
>Xitter was 50/50
Doubt it, most of Xitter are filled with Kratosfags.
>Space Battle also had a melty
I donβt frequent there so Iβm not sure but considering how they operate, youβre probably right.
>Idk about VSBW
They celebrated since they have Kratos at multiversal and Asura at multi-galaxy. Asura winning wouldβve mindbroke them the hardest.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:34:23 PM
No.150399112
>>150399149
>>150399211
>>150399068
>50399068
>>>150399019
>>Space Battle also had a melty
>SB doesn't really care about DB, atleast not after they went full vsbw wank mode.
Sadly yes, if you really think about it, half of the zoomer shitpost kinda originate from suggs deranged books. The world is smaller than you think.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:35:25 PM
No.150399124
>>150399240
>>150399111
>Asura at multi-galaxy
>when he defeated the god of his universe who has created multiple universes
>in his base form
???
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:36:53 PM
No.150399149
>>150399112
I don't know what messed my reply, fucking 4chan.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:37:27 PM
No.150399163
>>150399128
>Chakravartin literally creates multiple universes
>Asura kills him in his BASE form
>neither Asura nor Chakravartin are universal
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:37:27 PM
No.150399165
>>150399111
I feel like it took a while for Reddit to swap. Like 2 months atleast because seething over Kratos got stale
Why are people mad at kratos being THAT strong. Like he fights fucking the actual hercules from greek mythology and wins mid diff. This would be like if Asura fought Ganesha or someshit and won.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:39:23 PM
No.150399193
>>150399243
>>150399019
VSBW Kratos is multiple infinities stronger than Asura, most YouTube prediction videos I saw favored Kratos, Kratos won the first G1 blog 13-2 and the second one was a tie, not sure about the other sites.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:39:36 PM
No.150399199
>>150400289
>>150399174
because kratos is a statement needing fraud while Asura is a feats showing CHAD
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:40:22 PM
No.150399211
>>150399112
Well, at least I'll reject that crock for so long as I talk about this goofy hobby.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:40:54 PM
No.150399216
>>150399252
>>150399174
>actual hercules from greek mythology
Except itβs not?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:41:47 PM
No.150399231
>>150399174
>GRRR KRATOS YOU ARE SO MUCH COOLER AND MORE ACCOMPLISHED THAN ME, HERACLES. I PALE IN COMPARISON TO YOUR LEGACY IN GREEK MYTHOLOGY!
This was some serious gary stu shit for Kratos
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:41:54 PM
No.150399234
>>150399128
>unlike the gods kratos fights
>hermes gets BTFO by a rock
lol
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:42:08 PM
No.150399240
>>150399124
>questioning CHADBW
We donβt do that here.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:42:27 PM
No.150399243
>>150399356
>>150399128
No lies detected, on a serious note it does feel like actual Kratosfags disappeared in powerscaling in general. Like Seth is forgotten and Warrior-Z doesn't even watch death battle
>>150399193
I think the 2nd one was decently close, still in Kratos' favor
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:42:38 PM
No.150399247
>>150399373
>>150399111
Well the DB reddit at least.
WhoWouldWin is basically the drain at which all things circle.
CharacterRant hates everything about modern scaling, so of course they hated it.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:42:49 PM
No.150399252
>>150399377
>>150399216
>Think about it, brother. While I was stuck cleaning the Augean stables, he chose you to destroy Ares! Not convinced? How about this? While you were being crowned the God of War, I was sent to find an apple. They called them "labors". HA! Perhaps he did allow me to kill the Nemean Lion, but he made your name known amongst the people! A fierce warrior! A killer made hero! A MAN MADE A GOD! But this time, brother... This time I will destroy you. Call it my thirteenth and final labor. Soon I will become the God of War and claim the throne for myself!
How is he not? He's done everything hercules did
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:46:41 PM
No.150399317
>>150399361
I do wonder how do you guys scale genuine mythological characters? Guys like the real Heracules and Wukong lifted the heavens and other wacky shit but jobs to mountains and rocks because people back then didn't know how big the universe truly was
Yujiro has no legitimate ways to kill Akaza, and his best speed scaling should be equal to Akaza (around Lightning) and that's being generous to Yujiro (he only dodges lightning in Hanayama's imagination)
If you want to Wank Yujiro to Nuke levels of power because of the earthquake punch then it's fair game to Wank Akaza to Gyutaro's suicide attack who took down the whole red light district (and Akaza should be 2 to 3 times stronger than said explosion btw) plus Akaza's blood Demon Art makes it so Yujiro will barely land any hits while Akaza keeps landing his own.
Even if we put Akaza at Town level while Yujiro is City level eventually Yujiro would grow tired and fatigued with his injuries while Akaza would maintain peak performance no matter how much they fight.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:49:09 PM
No.150399356
>>150399470
>>150399629
>>150399243
>Like Seth is forgotten
He has become too deranged for most people.
But then again he argued that Artoria is multiversal or something so it's like he was sane to begin with
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:49:33 PM
No.150399361
>>150399317
They simply have a smaller, weaker universe
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:49:36 PM
No.150399362
>>150399343
Yujiros only hope is to somehow remind akaza of his dead wife
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:50:30 PM
No.150399373
>>150399397
>>150399247
>CharacterRant hates everything about modern scaling
But why...
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:50:36 PM
No.150399377
>>150399408
>>150399252
>How is he not?
Do you think the Nemean Cestus is something actual Greek Hercules owns? The GOW series takes inspiration from Greek mythology but itβs not actually the real deal.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:51:15 PM
No.150399384
>>150399343
>he only dodges lightning in Hanayama's imagination
It wasn't Hanayama's imagination. The narrator said Yujiro is always so alert he could dodge lightning. It's not a speed feat it's an awareness feat
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:52:37 PM
No.150399397
>>150399656
>>150399373
Most anons here hate modern scaling for the same reasons here. Lore = Feats
>>150399377
My point is that kratos is fighting against the greek gods. Nothing in game contradicts that we should think that kratos is fighting anything less.
Yet people keep downplaying kratos and the greek and norse gods in god of war to being like weaker than building level for the sake of it.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:55:03 PM
No.150399430
>>150399437
>>150399408
To be fair, Greek gods are pretty weak and lame outside of the mountain throwing stuff
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:55:15 PM
No.150399434
>>150399408
Well yeah alot of people hate Kratos because of alot of reasons from salt from Krasura to hating the norse games to hating Lore characters like Slayer and Dante and more
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:55:26 PM
No.150399436
>>150399462
>>150399408
>to being like weaker than building level for the sake of it
Funny that you mentioned that. Hermes literally crashed into a building and they made him look like heβs about to pass out.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:55:31 PM
No.150399437
>>150399430
>what is tartarus
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:56:40 PM
No.150399457
>>150399408
>being like weaker than building level
Because they never display any feats that would imply otherwise.
>>150399436
The lore also says that hermes is fast enough to deliver messages across three different planes of existence. But you fags want to ignore lore.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:57:29 PM
No.150399470
>>150399356
Didnβt he make that fake Cory Balrog Facebook interview or whatever that GOWfags still use to this day to wank Kratos?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:57:49 PM
No.150399477
>>150399488
>>150399343
>Yujiro
>growing tired and fatigued
Yujiro would just put him in a headlock and hold him there until the sun comes up lmao
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:58:43 PM
No.150399488
>>150399563
>>150399477
>Factors outside of the combatants can't end the fight
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:58:56 PM
No.150399495
>The lore also says that hermes is fast enough to deliver messages across three different planes of existence
>not fast enough to dodge a flying boulder coming his way
Hermesbrosβ¦
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:00:22 PM
No.150399525
>>150399564
>>150399810
Wait a minute. This isnt kratos vs asura. This is lorewank vs featwank.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:00:41 PM
No.150399531
CUTE AND CANON
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:00:46 PM
No.150399532
>>150399564
>>150399462
How fucking strong was that building then???
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:01:27 PM
No.150399549
>>150399676
>>150399462
>Muh lore
No one cares.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:01:46 PM
No.150399556
>>150399684
>>150399462
The sun in GOW is barely town level, I don't think those planes were actually universal sized.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:01:53 PM
No.150399558
>>150399059
Vampirella is for Lady Death.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:02:09 PM
No.150399563
>>150399488
Yujiro is able to detect anything he see's weakness immediately and without fail.
Therefore he'd immediately determine any demon's weakness to sunlight and that they hate wisteria.
He'd then show his asshole, which illuminates the area with a sun like radiance.
GG
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:02:11 PM
No.150399564
>>150399525
Ideally we should use both but extremism is more funny
>>150399532
SSJ4 Goku Building, Odin Force Thor Boulder
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:03:12 PM
No.150399579
>>150399462
>muh lore
Everyone Cares
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:03:50 PM
No.150399596
>>150399408
I don't know, man. I'm reading the Iliad right now and all the gods seem building level at most. A random angel from the bible has better feats.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:05:30 PM
No.150399629
>>150399356
To be fair, SpaceBattles started the VN wank for Seibah.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:05:58 PM
No.150399636
>>150399650
>>150399462
>Muh lore
I have no strong feelings one way or the other
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:06:29 PM
No.150399650
>>150399636
damn dirty neutral...
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:06:43 PM
No.150399656
>>150399683
>>150399397
A lot of the people here probably post on CharacterRant too for that matter.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:06:45 PM
No.150399657
>Fate
Eternal WoD victims
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:07:36 PM
No.150399676
>>150399702
>>150399732
>>150399549
Read nigga read
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:07:59 PM
No.150399683
>>150399656
There are like atleast 4 of us on the death battle reddit.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:08:04 PM
No.150399684
>>150399708
>>150399556
>The sun in GOW is barely town level
>the βsunβ crashing to Earth scene DB used is specifically cut off to not show the actual damage it did
Heliosbroβ¦
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:09:08 PM
No.150399700
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:09:15 PM
No.150399702
>>150399676
This isn't even true though. We literally have events before this point with the Primordials.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:09:36 PM
No.150399708
>>150399684
Excuse me, that TOWN was OUTERVERSAL
How tilted will you all be when Ruby (forma del Muerto Monty) nodiffs Maka? Be honest
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:10:17 PM
No.150399715
>>150399737
>>150399817
I don't care about Saber's powerlevel, all I know is that she's beautiful and wonderful, and I am willing to forgive any misdeeds she has ever committed just because she's that cute and precious.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:11:18 PM
No.150399732
>>150399676
>fan wiki
Ayy. Lmao.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:11:46 PM
No.150399737
>>150399800
>>150399715
I have made a career out of arguing with nasufags that Void Shiki gets murdered by a single antediluvian.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:12:22 PM
No.150399743
>>150399710
Not that titled because I don't care, maybe shitpost saying Scaling won
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:13:12 PM
No.150399758
>>150399710
I will cry and pretend I'm not seething
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:15:40 PM
No.150399800
>>150399806
>>150399737
What's next, Hunter from Bloodborne beating Arcueid?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:16:10 PM
No.150399806
>>150399880
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:16:15 PM
No.150399810
>>150399825
>>150399863
>>150399525
>This is lorewank vs featwank
Itβs more βI did none of the things DB scaled me to (also they made up some shit)β vs. βI did exactly what DB scaled me to (you also can see it with your own eyes)β
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:16:44 PM
No.150399817
>>150399715
Saber is shit
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:16:59 PM
No.150399821
>>150399848
>>150399902
>>150399775
Death Battle said Galactus is well beyond anything in Dragon Ball and they have likened Galactus to the Celestials before. Knull killed Celestials, so he godstomps Goku
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:17:04 PM
No.150399823
>>150399710
I can't wait for QUEENby to join KINGtos in the annals
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:17:16 PM
No.150399825
>>150399874
>>150399958
>>150399810
Nah. Golden Chak being calced as if he was literally a giant golden statue is stupid too.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:18:42 PM
No.150399848
>>150399886
>>150399896
>>150399821
Godzilla took out a Celestial and Godzilla appears in Arale and Goku visits Penguin Island.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:19:13 PM
No.150399856
GODS BROKEN WORLD FALLS
THE GODS CRUMBLE
DESTINY COMES TRUE
GODS BROKEN WORLD FALLS
THE GODS CRUMBLE
DESTINY COMES TRUE
WE IGNITE ANGER
THE SKY BURNS
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:19:30 PM
No.150399863
>>150399892
>>150399810
Oh no you dont. Here's a list of kratos best matchups. 90% of people think he should be fighting outerversal characters.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:19:40 PM
No.150399866
>>150399892
Gohan Blanco vs Kingtos
Who wins?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:20:16 PM
No.150399874
>>150399825
That doesnβt negate my argument. Even if they wrongly assumed or calculated the statue, Asura still destroyed it. He did what they scaled him to, whether they were right or wrong on the scaling.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:20:28 PM
No.150399880
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:20:41 PM
No.150399886
>>150399848
Your point being what anon?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:21:11 PM
No.150399892
>>150400102
>>150399863
If Kratos were to gape Gorr how would these threads react? I doubt even DB would let Kratos win because of that Hulk cosmology shit.
>>150399866
KINGtos
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:21:27 PM
No.150399896
>>150399848
Arale >> Goku, though
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:21:37 PM
No.150399902
>>150399916
>>150399821
>Galactus is well beyond anything in Dragon Ball
Which is bullshit, because Zenos can destroy a universe with a wave of his hand.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:21:57 PM
No.150399908
>>150400057
>>150399902
Galactus can destroy the multiverse as a side effect of fighting
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:22:45 PM
No.150399926
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:23:19 PM
No.150399937
Lore vs Feats is a retarded arguement because you're just writing fanfction that depends on the rules.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:24:27 PM
No.150399958
>>150400049
>>150399825
Right, the statue could withstand star busting blasts so the material must be harder than gold, the calc should be higher
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:26:06 PM
No.150399993
>>150400010
>>150399916
>Galactus has been in multiple fights
>never destroyed the multiverse
>can be defeated by the fucking Fantastic 4
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:26:17 PM
No.150399995
>>150400176
>>150399916
All they were going to do was just destroy the universe though
Both Scrier and Oblivion say they're also actively making shit up and lying throughout the issue too
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:27:17 PM
No.150400010
>>150399993
I didn't do it. It's from the Thor Annual where Oblivion arranges for Galactus to fight the Scrier and the Other to destroy the multiverse. The Celestials were also individually made multiversal in IronBat
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:29:18 PM
No.150400049
>>150400201
>>150399958
Asuraβs casual Mantra blasts pops stars like balloons and are way weaker than his punches. It took him a full-powered 360 punch that created a massive shockwave to actually crack and break into it. Yeah, gold is not fucking surviving that. The statue is made of Chakβs Mantra which is way, WAY more dense than gold to hold even slightly against Destructor Asuraβs punches.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:29:41 PM
No.150400057
>>150399908
Would they use Devilman's buffs AFTER he died?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:32:28 PM
No.150400102
>>150399892
Gorr is a better damn opponent for kratos than asura so likely positive
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:33:57 PM
No.150400123
>>150397902
Yujiro's blood would probably cure the demon/vampirism of that verse since he can canonically fight off any biological stuff because OGRE
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:36:31 PM
No.150400163
>>150400179
>>150399916
Yet he was too scared to show up when Godzilla was on Earth and sent the biggest Kaiju Jobber instead?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:37:54 PM
No.150400176
>>150400236
>>150399995
The stakes were multiversal in that story
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:38:01 PM
No.150400179
>>150400163
He was hungry and therefore too lazy to go himself
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:40:25 PM
No.150400201
>>150400049
Well denseness and the different material strengths aren't really one and the same.
Death Battle somehow arrived at a position of using mass to get to universal destruction.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:41:12 PM
No.150400211
>>150400221
>Galactus, who said the weakest Ultraman was his equal, can destroy multiverses
Galactus would have been killed by any of the 90s-2025 Ultras.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:42:06 PM
No.150400221
>>150400211
Joblactus job is to make other people look better, yes.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:42:48 PM
No.150400232
It really seems like other settings just have really weak multiverses.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:42:55 PM
No.150400236
>>150400271
>>150400176
okay but then they begin fighting and the multiverse isn't getting destroyed or anything, it's just wrecking one universe and not even instantly either. they could probably destroy it over time but that's not the same thing
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:45:34 PM
No.150400271
>>150400236
They fought for like two or three pages. Oblivion said it was "moments away" and he referenced Mikaboshi's failure to consume the multiverse. It was a story with multiversal stakes. Whether you like it or not
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:45:48 PM
No.150400273
Heroes that would do this?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:45:49 PM
No.150400274
>>150399775
Barbatos devours them both without even noticing.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:46:48 PM
No.150400289
>>150399199
>Selective statement needing
ftfy
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:46:58 PM
No.150400292
>>150400324
>>150400327
I have literally never seen a fanbase as corrupt as the Asura's Wrath fandom in my life. Only Genshin Impact has even come close.
They can't decide whether the fight against God of War is over or not, and if it is they won or if it simply died out, so they just switch between all of these on a dime to swat away any criticism that comes their way.
Because they "weren't as popular as God of War" for decades (for good reason), they just use this to farm pity points and get people to automatically vote for Asura over Kratos in everything. Now all Asura fans just walk around arbitrarily declaring that Asura wins any fight, especially against Kratos, and act like they've been called a slur if someone ever bothers to correct them so people jump to his defense so he never has to prove anything or give a source.
And that's just what the WHOLE community does, not even the individual actions of the debaters. Us God of War fans, we're not playing nice with you anymore. Any small pockets of panacea that our communities had going, they're over. We're done being oppressed by you guys. You're gonna have to actually give us sources on your garbage claims, or we'll just throw them out like you guys always try and do with any feat I ever give, sources or not.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:47:01 PM
No.150400293
>>150400338
So the Kaiju No 8 anime is likely ending in 5 more episodes, do you think Death Battle has any plans?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:48:52 PM
No.150400319
>>150400327
Yujiros face when akaza regens from even a state like this
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:49:15 PM
No.150400324
>>150400292
That's not what panacea means. A panacea is a cure all.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:49:34 PM
No.150400327
>>150400292
>you're gonna have to actually give us sources on your garbage claims!
it's called playing Asura's Wrath?
>>150400319
Yujiro would just hit him with a UV flashlight lmao
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:50:06 PM
No.150400338
>>150400293
I'm not sure if it ever became popular enough to warrant an episode, but Soshiro Hoshina vs Levi Ackerman would be fun
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:50:12 PM
No.150400342
>>150399462
Uh huh. If some guy wrote in a newspaper how he can tank anything and then he proceeded to get KO'd by a random Anon cracking him with a mundane mortal baseball bat I am more inclined to think the article was bullshit rather than Anon with baseball bat being omnipotent.
Actions and feats > words and flowery statements always. Especially when said words and flowery statements are repeatedly contradicted within its own medium.