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Anonymous No.150413310 >>150413401 >>150413428 >>150413439 >>150413498 >>150413584 >>150413760 >>150414666 >>150415434 >>150415670 >>150418164 >>150419678 >>150419869 >>150421869 >>150421877 >>150424638 >>150427347 >>150427933 >>150428186 >>150428965 >>150428979 >>150429055 >>150441471 >>150443122 >>150443154 >>150446069 >>150446692
Kpop Demon Hunters
Is it worth watching this if you're a mid 20's guy who doesn't care at all about Kpop? I work in an elementary school and it's so popular that probably the majority of kids are into this movie, including the boys. I watched a couple trailers at my niece's insistence and it looks like ADHD shit with low framerate. If you guys say it is, I'll get turnt this Friday and watch it with my niece's father so I can make more jokes/references with my students
Anonymous No.150413339 >>150413347 >>150420159 >>150446290
It's a good typical self contained action adventure. It ain't ground breaking. It's like a nice glass of room temp water. My perspective, though, is that of someone wandering the desert dying of thirst.
The songs are good enough, the fight scenes are pretty good, and a couple of the jokes are legitimately really fucking funny (the slide).
Anonymous No.150413347
>>150413339
And when I say it's "typical" I mean to omit the previous 30 years of bull crap.
Anonymous No.150413401 >>150413684 >>150443154
>>150413310 (OP)
I believe the film is a good demonstration of not needing to reinvent the wheel, just need to stylize the crap out of it. It just works.
Anonymous No.150413428
>>150413310 (OP)
>>150412394

Ne zha 2 > kpoop
Anonymous No.150413439 >>150414421
>>150413310 (OP)
If you want to connect with your students then there are worse things to watch, it's not a bad movie.
Anonymous No.150413498
>>150413310 (OP)
It's on Netflix and it's 90 minutes long, there's next to no barrier to entry. I'm 30, similarly have no interest in KPop, but I liked enough to watch it twice. I don't want to hype it up too much, but I can say definitively that it is better than you'd expect based on the title, like Kung Fu Panda or some shit.
Anonymous No.150413584 >>150413647 >>150419684
>>150413310 (OP)
You don't need to give two shits about kpop to enjoy the movie.
Imagine if you applied that standard to other movies.
Nobody expects you to care about Hawaii to watch Moana or Lilo and Stitch.
You can enjoy Toy Story even if you haven't played with toys since you were 7.
I forgot my trip code, damn it No.150413647
>>150413584
Seconded.
Anonyrnous No.150413684 >>150427675 >>150434800
>>150413401
Probably the best descriptor for Kpop Demon Hunters. It's familiar but still a fun time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tlDSnc5dmo
Anonymous No.150413760
>>150413310 (OP)
It's alright. Somewhat rushed but overall solid for a self-contained flick. Nice visuals. It's definitely something tailored to a younger crowd so don't get too annoyed by some of the cornier stuff.
Anonymous No.150414421 >>150416381 >>150419696 >>150446308
Thanks for the input everyone, it'll probably be a go then. One of my students is really into Rumi and he said that he wishes Rumi was his speech teacher instead of me. Guess I'll find out why...

>>150413439
I watched about half of Skibidi Toilet for that last year so yeah I've probably done worse
Anonymous No.150414666 >>150414687
>>150413310 (OP)
>my niece's father
So... your brother?
Anonymous No.150414687 >>150419696
>>150414666
Sister's husband
Anonymous No.150414772
AGP demon hunters
Anonymous No.150414861 >>150415863 >>150417759 >>150418998 >>150419181 >>150428976 >>150429305
>3 out of the top 5 Billboard chart songs are KPOP Demon Hunters
God damn
Anonymous No.150414897 >>150414981 >>150415636
is there a good chance that op is actually a teacher or is he a lying shill?
Anonymous No.150414981
>>150414897
I'm not a teacher, I'm an SLP. Just got off the phone with ASHA about paying dues for licensure this year
Anonymous No.150415434
>>150413310 (OP)
Awesome movie!
Anonymous No.150415636
>>150414897
songs from this movie have like 200 million views on youtube, they don't need to astroturf it
Anonymous No.150415670 >>150427755
>>150413310 (OP)
Im in my mid 20s and work retail (Trader joes) and got my gf pregnant

Shoukd I take up this cop gig?

I commend you on having a job that matters, teaching is at least a job to be proud of
Anonymous No.150415863
>>150414861
Yeah. Slop vs slop with a story.
Anonymous No.150415926 >>150419696 >>150429314
the first 20 minutes are tiktok core but the rest of the movie is decent.
Anonymous No.150416381 >>150446308
>>150414421
>not zoey
what are they even teaching kids these days?
Anonymous No.150417036 >>150417757 >>150417837
last thread we determined the black pouch was for korean shamanism talismans.
Anonymous No.150417757 >>150417837 >>150417843 >>150426623 >>150426870
>>150417036
Better theory, the pouch is for makeup.
Anonymous No.150417759
>>150414861
Anonymous No.150417837 >>150418135
>>150417036
>>150417757
Better better theory. The pouch is for MDMA.
Anonymous No.150417843
>>150417757
hopefully not she needs to use less makeup I don't like her eyeshadow
Anonymous No.150418135 >>150443713
>>150417837
koreans can get drug tested when they come back to the country and if positive it counts as possession. happens to celebrities sometimes.
Anonymous No.150418164 >>150418203 >>150425821 >>150427755
>>150413310 (OP)
Look mate you're on /co/, I think you're well past worrying about watching children's media. Also yeah it's a pretty alright movie.
Anonymous No.150418203 >>150425821
>>150418164
yeah the question is more like should the op be allowed to be around children?
Anonymous No.150418998
>>150414861
>it's REAL
well I'll be...
Anonymous No.150419181 >>150419696
>>150414861
Still? It hitting up there wasn't that surprising with how popular the movie was, but I would have expected it to die off at this point instead of remaining on the top of the charts. I guess the combination of popular and not even radio safe but family friendly means it's gonna stay on the airwaves for a long time.
Anonymous No.150419678 >>150427755 >>150429428
>>150413310 (OP)
As a guy whose friend just kept INSISTING he watch it until finally I gave in, tonight, uhh.. it really depends on your tolerance for shitty modern music
I was expecting it to be like what I remember Kpop being. yknow, knockoff Jpop. fun, simple rock n' roll. But no. this is R&B, rap, and irritating boyband-style singing with lots of autotune and 'soul' singing. I despised almost every second of the music, there were literally periods measured in single digit seconds that sounded nice, usually just a jingle or a guy plucking a lute.

If you can get past that, and how cringey they act during pretty much the entire first 20-30 minutes, and how cringey all the fans act in the first act, then... yeah it's actually a good story, that becomes MUCH less annoying later.

The faces still really piss me off 90% of the time. the boys are hideously wrongly-pretty. the girls look okay most of the time, but the cute one has a beaky nose, the main one has bizarre pseudohawk hair, and the tall one really needs to be dressed in flannel. I fucking hate most of their outfits (the epaulets ones were okay). The time they looked the most attractive was with their bandaged faces, all sad and puppy-eyed. The shitty attempts at anime faces made me cringe super hard most of the time. weirdly only the ugly doctor guy looked 'right' doing them.

the real reason my friend had me watch it, I think, is it's an amazing and completely unexpected judeo-christian allegory about sin and how the devil tries to make you feel like you're not worth forgiving, so that you won't bother to try (since if you did, it'd work, and he'd be fucked). And how you can only be cleaned by acknowledging the need to, and not covering it up. Iunno. my ears are kinda still bleeding from the sped-up (i cranked up the speed for those parts) music.
Anonymous No.150419684
>>150413584
that's different
first of all, toy story offended me as a toy fan. those were baby-ass toys from like the 60s. Not even cool ones like GI Joe.
secondly, 'Hawaiian' is not a subculture that is super annoying. Not to say they don't HAVE those, and the directors said they worked really hard to keep that balanced so nobody's out here in the hawaiian equivalent of EYYY HOLMES QUE PASAAAAA
Anonymous No.150419696 >>150427755
>>150414421
that's such an unexpectedly douchey thing for a kid to say.
>>150414687
your brother-in-law then.
>>150415926
seconded. this thing had such a bad introduction that it might as well have been Star Trek. But eventually, they basically turned into the Paper Sisters.
>>150419181
I have to imagine at this point most of the people actually buying music are witless preteen girls, so.. it kinda tracks. I didn't buy any of the music from Bill n' Ted 3. I did buy the movie though, wanted to support it.
Anonymous No.150419708 >>150439533 >>150447252
>My voice! My real voice represents me and my inner truth! I lost it when I doubted myself and now I'm finding it again by admitting who I really am! Now to illustrate that through song! Ahem:
>~AUTOTUNED GARBAGE FROM CLEARLY A DIFFERENT SINGER~
kinda undermined that a little.
Anonymous No.150419825 >>150425152
>boring worthless slop is actually good
So tired of this shit narrative, fuck off.
Anonymous No.150419869
>>150413310 (OP)
It has cute women and men doing cute and violent things. Music is a mild minus.
Anonymous No.150420159
>>150413339
>My perspective, though, is that of someone wandering the desert dying of thirst.
Oh god yes, it's good and midly great at best, but compared to what the recent output has been at its no wonder it's just fucking EXPLODING
Anonymous No.150421314 >>150425152
soundtrack was goated ngl
Anonymous No.150421869 >>150421877
>>150413310 (OP)
Weird you're letting us decide instead of trusting what you already know. The trailers made it clear it's a sideshow, not animation and you already know this, so why consider watching it?

Also it has that fatass piece of trash ProZD.
Anonymous No.150421877
>>150413310 (OP)
>>150421869
*slideshow
Anonymous No.150421920 >>150423145 >>150425164 >>150443730
I tried to watch it with my niece and it was just kinda boring and a lot of the music was annoying. Sounded like early Y2K pop music and would repeat very quickly.
Anonymous No.150423145
>>150421920
Hater
Anonymous No.150424638 >>150425600
>>150413310 (OP)
Marry Kill Fuck
Anonymous No.150424967
We can be FREEEE
Anonymous No.150425152 >>150444553
>>150419825
whatever this was, you can't call it boring
>>150421314
you actually like that kind of music? tell me.. do you think of the buttocks as a sexual organ?
Anonymous No.150425164
>>150421920
>Sounded like early Y2K pop music and would repeat very quickly.
what? i wish. That's what I expected. that kind of kpop and jpop was fun. this is... just BET shit. it's almost the opposite on the musical spectrum.
pop music is supposed to be simple, mindless, catchy rock n' roll with a nice hook and some harmonies.
Anonymous No.150425600
>>150424638
Marry zoe
Fuck Mari
Kill rumi
Anonymous No.150425821
>>150418203
>>150418164
Gotten lmao!
Anonymous No.150426623
>>150417757
she so pretty~
Anonymous No.150426870 >>150427098 >>150427663
>>150417757
>Rumi loses her pink mirror while jumping out of an airplane
>When they're applying makeup in a later scene Zoey and Mira are using matching pink mirrors, but Rumi is using a generic one.
Still impressed by this detail.
Anonymous No.150427098
>>150426870
someone on this really gave a fuck
Anonymous No.150427166
Oh my god… there are so much trans goals
Anonymous No.150427215
>/co/ user that works at an elementary school
uh oh...
Anonymous No.150427347 >>150427449 >>150427755
>>150413310 (OP)
this movie is absolutely dogshit when it comes to plot and writing, but if you like teen girl slop go ahead and form your own opinion.
I'd post my long winded nitpicking of this piece of shit but I'd get (you)s telling me to go to letterbox or some other weird reply
Anonymous No.150427449
>>150427347
the plot is kind of the only good part of it, what the hell
the shit is letterbox?
Anonymous No.150427601 >>150427649
some of you all are insufferable
Anonymous No.150427616
We need to be FREEE~
Anonymous No.150427649 >>150427673 >>150427804
>>150427601
was this really that hard? I fixed it in five seconds and I don't work for a billions of dollars company.
Anonymous No.150427663 >>150431920
>>150426870
not that impressive
Anonymous No.150427673 >>150427710
>>150427649
I don't get it what did you do?
Anonymous No.150427675
>>150413684
Cute chipmunk
Anonymous No.150427677
Goddamn the songs make my bussy bounce a little
Anonymous No.150427710 >>150429344
>>150427673
you really don't see the difference?
here i'll do it again
Anonymous No.150427755 >>150427789
Holy shit this is my most replied thread in years, thanks for all the responses guys

>>150415670
Yes, they'll make you take a civil service exam probably though if that means anything to you

>>150418164
Kek, I never post here but I like your board culture a lot, you're all very friendly and creative. /co/ has the best reaction image culture and every time I'm linked here from /hap/ or somewhere else I'll end up saving like 5 reaction images

>>150419678
Thanks, I needed the angry rant counterargument too since everything about it is suspiciously positive

>>150419696
>that's such an unexpectedly douchey thing for a kid to say.
He has autism tbf, he's from one of the special ed rooms

>>150427347
(You)
go to letterbox or some other weird reply
Anonymous No.150427789
>>150427755
>your board culture
/co/ is (was) love
>counterargument
i wish that friend of mine had just told me "it sucks for the first 20 minutes, stick it out" because i wouldn't have been so... like.. anxious to shut it off.
>tism
that'll do it. we are fucked when that generation grows up, and we'll be gone after that.
Anonymous No.150427804 >>150427854 >>150428952
>>150427649
you cut off the text which ruins it
Anonymous No.150427854 >>150428066
>>150427804
sorry, just focusing on fixing the art.
speaking of

her hair is still an awful match for her face, i mean she needs bangs like Sudanese kids need water, but.. it's better.
Anonymous No.150427880 >>150427898 >>150427957
we like zoey the way she is, I think you missed one of the main points of the film.
Anonymous No.150427898
>>150427880
it's not okay to be half demon, anon
you just have to admit it and get it out in the open so it can be cleansed. you can't just wait and hope it happens without you, while you hide it.
Anonymous No.150427933 >>150436240
>>150413310 (OP)
>people finally notice Celine and start doing porn of her
>99% is it's f-tashit
Anonymous No.150427957
>>150427880
damn did that sheep towel thing really come from my lovely sam soon? I thought it was way older than that.
Anonymous No.150428066
>>150427854
Are you retarded? That mouth position looks so much worse.
Anonymous No.150428186 >>150441795
>>150413310 (OP)
Show your kids β€œTriumph of the Will” it’s the next big thing for gen alpha

T. Zoomie
Anonymous No.150428952
>>150427804
Mira is such a bad bitch
Anonymous No.150428965 >>150430126 >>150432493
>>150413310 (OP)
It's basically a classic Disney princess movie, set in modern day korea.
It also has two badass villain songs.
Anonymous No.150428976
>>150414861
all 7 songs filled the top 7 billboard at it's peak, golden at the top of course
Billy No.150428979
>>150413310 (OP)
Why do you need permission and reassurance from abunch of retards online? If you want to watch it, do it, if you don't, don't
Anonymous No.150429055 >>150429385 >>150431934 >>150435425
>>150413310 (OP)
Ne zha 2 is better
Anonymous No.150429305 >>150432503
>>150414861
I love that kpop fans got buckbroken, they organize streaming sessions to artificially break records and here they come non-real groups with fictional characters breaking all kpop records for consecutive weekends
Anonymous No.150429314
>>150415926
The first minutes almost made me drop it
Anonymous No.150429344 >>150434121
>>150427710
Do you like pig girls?
Anonymous No.150429385 >>150437223
>>150429055
Both are good films (ne zha and kpop)
Anonymous No.150429428 >>150429849 >>150432493
>>150419678
>the main one has bizarre pseudohawk hair,
It's called a dragon braid and it's just a style of braid.
Billy No.150429849
>>150429428
Looks kinda cool irl
Anonymous No.150430126
>>150428965
This
Anonymous No.150431596 >>150431965
kpop is good music genre, anyone agree ?
Anonymous No.150431920
>>150427663
It's more than doing nothing, which they could have done.
Anonymous No.150431934 >>150446050
>>150429055
>all those guys in the back not reacting to a a bunch of dudes getting their throats cut out and people moving to stop it
It was excusable the first shock attack but the people moving in should have caused them to jump a bit even if they don't attack, not literally hold in place. It's not far enough.
Anonymous No.150431965 >>150432214
>>150431596
all I know is they should have used le sserafim for this movie instead of TWICE, chaewon as Zoey. TWICE are busted and should have retired years ago.
Anonymous No.150432214 >>150432269
>>150431965
They had contacts with Twice through more then just EJAE writing songs for them and they've been working on the album for like 5 years, so Twice was probably at the top of their game back when they started.
Anonymous No.150432269 >>150432303 >>150447994
>>150432214
yeah that makes sense. I just don't like that they picked the fat one and the one covered with degenerate tattoos to be the face of a kpop movie for the west.
Anonymous No.150432303
>>150432269
Good news is that no one gives a fuck about Twice's version of Takedown, nor their inclusion as a whole as shown by how much lower theirs is on plays compared to the Huntr/x version despite being the first song on the album if you just press play as well as Strategy being right alongside Love, Maybe for 2nd and third least played discounting the score and retrowhatever the fuck at the end. The face of Kpop Demon Hunters is the animated girls first and then EJAE and the other two second.
Anonymous No.150432493 >>150432743
>>150428965
Huh, I don't see it.
>>150429428
I mean I invented that as a sketch once, but going -forward- instead.
I'm not gonna.. share the motivation I had for trying to find a new way to put more hair forward..
Anonymous No.150432503 >>150432599 >>150432618 >>150446035
>>150429305
wait, how does a streaming session help break a record? is Billboard not still measured in number of albums purchased? Are they actually attempting a Nielsen rating system?
Anonymous No.150432599
>>150432503
Wait, are they using like, Spoofy and whatever?Does it monitor how often you listen to the song? like Netflix? that's fucking retarded. Who the fuck is using services like that anyway.. I mean who even pays for music. I guess people who like it enough to buy it would not... consider it terrible enough not to buy
Anonymous No.150432618
>>150432503
they're tracking my last.fm
Anonymous No.150432743
>>150432493
>Huh, I don't see it.
Are you fucking retarded? It is literally just the plot of Frozen.
Anonymous No.150434121 >>150434800
>>150429344
I love 'em
Anonymous No.150434800
>>150413684
>>150434121
Why is she such a GLUTTON?
Anonymous No.150435425 >>150436995 >>150437201
>>150429055
What the hell is this movie even about?!
Anonymous No.150436240 >>150439424
>>150427933
wazzat say, I cant read Korean
Anonymous No.150436995
>>150435425
Chinese folklore
Anonymous No.150437201 >>150437990 >>150440546
>>150435425
Peak fiction
> After the heavenly lightning, although Ne Zha and Ao Bing survived by becoming Spirits, they would soon dissipate completely. Taiyi plans to rebuild Ne Zha and Ao Bing's mortal bodies with the Seven-colored Precious Lotus. However, during the process of reconstruction, numerous obstacles arise. What will become of the fate of Ne Zha and Ao Bing?

https://myanimelist.net/anime/60544/Nezha_Zhi_Mo_Tong_Nao_Hai
Anonymous No.150437223 >>150438861 >>150441520
>>150429385
No
Kpop is Kpop propaganda.

Ne zha is better
Anonymous No.150437990
>>150437201
The poor grammar in that first sentence is pissing me off.
Anonymous No.150438861 >>150439613
>>150437223
not until they get rid of their tonal language
Anonymous No.150439424
>>150436240
ryumiyeong
λ₯˜λ―Έμ˜
Anonymous No.150439533
>>150419708
Yeah hard disagree, when it’s a cartoon. Of course they’re going to use a professional singer to maker it sound better. I don’t see a problem with this when it’s animated. You let the actors act and the singers sing and it’s animated so it’s not like you’re making the actor lipsing. Like have you ever seen the movie O Brother, Where Art Thou? Well that’s not George Clooney singing because he’s not a singer and it dosen’t take you out of the movie ether it’s playing up peoples strengths so stop being a whiny little bitch it’s a story. They’re goi g to use the best tools to make the story be the best it can be.
Anonymous No.150439613
>>150438861
Nope
https://x.com/Dreamchildyi/status/1968717830427144299
Anonymous No.150440546 >>150440820 >>150441615
>>150437201
why is it on MAL it's not anime
Anonymous No.150440820
>>150440546
Chinese cartoons and Korean cartoons and comics are on MAL for some reason
Anonymous No.150441471 >>150441512
>>150413310 (OP)
did you watch it yet OP?
Anonymous No.150441512 >>150441567
>>150441471
It's Thursday, my dude
Anonymous No.150441520 >>150442568
>>150437223
Ne Zha is Communist propaganda
Anonymous No.150441567 >>150441595
>>150441512
Anonymous No.150441595 >>150441651
>>150441567
Do you think he's getting turnt and finishing the movie, with his family members who probably aren't in Korea, by 9:00 AM, anon?
Anonymous No.150441615
>>150440546
They get a lot of sponsors from china
Anonymous No.150441651 >>150441715
>>150441595
well, they do have quite the degenerate drinking culture in korea. surprised there weren't any drunken shenanigans in kpop demon hunters.
Anonymous No.150441715
>>150441651
Kids movie and they had zero time anyway.
Anonymous No.150441795
>>150428186
Funny, its directr Leni Riefenstahl spent years living and documenting the men of Sudan.She became obsessed with taking pictures of nude African men.
Anonymous No.150441938
would have been better as a show
Anonymous No.150442568 >>150442863
>>150441520
Kpop is Korean Communist propaganda
Anonymous No.150442863 >>150443530
>>150442568
You're thinking of Pochonbo Electronic Ensemble
Anonymous No.150443122 >>150443434
>>150413310 (OP)
Why should I care about some girly movie when Japan just released a movie about actual demon hunters?
Anonymous No.150443154 >>150443361 >>150444339 >>150446300
>>150413310 (OP)
>>150413401
Artstyle reminds me of Jinx
Anonymous No.150443361
>>150443154
It's mostly just the ankle length unnaturally colored braids.
Anonymous No.150443434
>>150443122
This is not >>/a/
Anonymous No.150443530
>>150442863
https://x.com/Dreamchildyi/status/1967107889258242241
Anonymous No.150443713
>>150418135
based
Anonymous No.150443730
>>150421920
yea we like y2k pop music because its not made anymore so they are providing a niche
Anonymous No.150444339 >>150444391 >>150446300 >>150447390
>>150443154
arcane seems degenerate while kpdh seems wholesome
Anonymous No.150444391
>>150444339
Arcane is depressioncore while KPDH is cozywozy.
Anonymous No.150444553 >>150444863
>>150425152
Yes, I can. It's beyond boring.
Purest definition of slop.
Anonymous No.150444863 >>150445926
>>150444553
you must be fun at parties
Anonymous No.150444874
OP better actually watch this movie, been keeping this thread alive for 2 days.
Anonymous No.150445926
>>150444863
Anonymous No.150446035
>>150432503
after a certain number of streams, it's counted as the equivalent of a purchased album
Anonymous No.150446050
>>150431934
they're standing on ice, don't want to slip
Anonymous No.150446069
>>150413310 (OP)
I watched it with my parents that don't know shit about kpop and they liked all the songs
Anonymous No.150446290
>>150413339
The irony is that room temperature water is better for you than a "preferable" cold water glass as the later contracts your blood vessels.
Anonymous No.150446300 >>150447390
>>150443154
>>150444339
Tried to re-watch Arcane and every frame, every scene, felt degenerate to be fair. Kpop dh whitepilled me.
Anonymous No.150446308 >>150446582
>>150416381
>>150414421
Sounds like he's a good teacher and he's training them to be attentive and think critically. That's why they prefer Rumi, the protagonist and the moral center of the group.
Anonymous No.150446582 >>150446587
>>150446308
ok but she's still a demon
Anonymous No.150446587
>>150446582
She's angelic by the end. All that demon part means is that she's a supernatural being but on the side of good.
Anonymous No.150446692
>>150413310 (OP)
First half was foidslop second half was neat
Anonymous No.150447190
chills
Anonymous No.150447252 >>150447904
>>150419708
lol wat
K pop sucks but that A5 is natural, these bitches have CRAZY voices
Anonymous No.150447390
>>150444339
>>150446300
>depressioncore
Seems so, yea
Anonymous No.150447904
>>150447252
what is A?
Anonymous No.150447994 >>150448914
>>150432269
Westerners don't give a shit if you're fat or have tattoos though.
Anonymous No.150448914
>>150447994
unfortunately true, but her particular tattoo is just awful