Thread 150421975

How does Lincoln handle living with so many girls?

>>150421975 (OP)
I've never watched The Loud House. It is worth picking up 10 years later?

>>150422080
Sure. It's a pretty good show and it's mostly episodic so there's not much plot to catch up on.

>>150422080
I'd say try and watch them go on a vacation in Europe. It's a different setting and each episode is annew place which keeps it interesting. Also Lynn jr gets a boyfriend.

>>150422069
Don't be mean to Luna.

>>150422069
Why are the twins so cute?

>>150421975 (OP)

Lots of late night fapping.

>>150422900
>Lots of late night fapping.
Does his mom know?

>>150422930
Whoever's room is next to his must hear it at least.

>>150421975 (OP)
It's gotta be pretty rough for him with some of them walking like this.

>>150422080
It's not a hard show to get into, yes. Despite a lot of the internet (here included) insisting it is unwatchable super diarrhea it is fine. Seasons 1 though 3 are the main show, after that it becomes kiddier but not terrible. Except for the episodes where they made it about the casagrandes despite being a loud house episode and the action news team. Those ones sucked.

TLDR, yes, but season 4 and 5 are kind of gay, be forewarned.

>>150424435
> Nice going Twerp, you are going to be a dad.

>>150424435
Lincoln would cum in his pants if Lori did this. The girls just can't help but tease him.

>>150424612
Just say it's Bobby's.
He seems like the type to not only not get mad, but actually feel guilty for failing his babe and bro like this.

>>150424612
Which of the would he get pregnant first?

>>150422103
I bet he's moroccan

>>150425191
I feel Lori is the most dominant one, so she would get it done. Then again if it were a competition, it would be Lynn. Luan would only be a prank on April 1st. Luna feels the most passive about it.

>>150425223
>Then again if it were a competition, it would be Lynn.
The idea of Lynn desperately trying to get pregnant seems extremely hot.

>>150425191
your mom

>>150421975 (OP)
It's a daily struggle.

>>150421975 (OP)
He has a lock on his bedroom door and an escape window that opens wide enough for him to crawl through, that's how.

>>150425223
>Luan would only be a prank on April 1st.
the 'broken condom' prank

>>150421975 (OP)
Lola monopolizes a lot of his time so technically he doesn't have to deal with ALL of them most of the time

>>150426351
>"Lincoln, how come you're always escorted between classes by at least 3 of your sisters?"

>>150421975 (OP)
Obviosly OP never have a sister ( a shot of luck, cause the fucker would try to bang her), otherwise he would know that girls are messy, dirty and dont tend to pay attention to your shit unless they need validation about their appearance.

>>150426485
I've always thought that the entire house REEKED of girl smell. Especially with the rooms with Lynn and Luna.

>>150426847
Fucking yum
>>150426704
Fucking ew

>>150426872
>Fucking yum

>>150426922
I LIKE GIRLSMELL I am not ashamed of it I'd be sniffing those loud chicks like Joe Biden.

>>150426847
It would have to. Perfume and used panties in every room.

>>150426485
Anon, just because I jerk off to incest porn fantasies doesn't mean I want to fuck my sister. The thing that separates us from the animals is knowing what you like, and knowing what you like to masturbate to.

>>150427044
Lol, lots of people IRL want to fuck their real sisters, have you seen Coffin threads?

>>150427192
especially and evidently those who are shy but devious. ogling with little ones. and then performing intimacy like someone who is more than pathetic, creepy and lonely. seeking to become a loser and a halfwit. billions exist why not find a partner?

>>150427584
How do you even end up in a situation like this, Leni isn't that short

>>150428202
Huh, honestly I kinda assumed Leni was sitting down. I just noticed now there's no chair.

>>150428226
Shortstack Leni, small enough to carry in your backpack Banjo Kazooie style.

>>150428257
Now I just want to hear Leni talk like
Maow Mow Mape Mow Mow Moaw

>>150428278
Mao Zedong

>>150428198
Did you have a stroke?

>>150428501
The girls encircling me shall skyrocket my testosterone and amplify my libido tooo hit dopamine rushh

>>150428617
Like having all the Chaos Emeralds?

>>150426428
They don't like when he talks to other girls. Everyone thinks they just want to protect their brother, but really they hate having more competition than just each other.

>>150428501
There's literally nothing you could say to wriggle your way out of that situation.

>>150428946
Funny enough, their parents gave them an out by saying surely the Mountie mistook what he saw. But they were so ashamed they just caved in right there and then.

>>150429136
that didn't work out fantastically for them tho

>>150421975 (OP)
man they dropped the ball with this show so full of potential...

>>150428202
You need to have a negative IQ to come up with that shit.

>>150426969
Tsk tsk tsk, poor bastard.
Some day you will know the collection of odors that a women can produce.
But hey, maybe you will like that shit.
>>150426872
Like this smelly gooner.
>>150429699
When was the last time they showed this big booty hottie in the show?.

>>150421975 (OP)
Hugs and Kisses from Lynn/Lucy and Snu-Snu from Leni/Lori makes up for the horror of living with Luan

>>150423120
>Whoever's room is next to his must hear it at least.
From what I've been able to figure out from the show, Lincoln's room is at the opposite end of the upstairs hallway from the bathroom. The two bedrooms at his end of the hall are Lola & Lana's and Lisa & Lily's.

So, yeah. That's kinda awkward.

>>150430355
They're all probably too young to recognize the sound of rapping so I guess he's in the clear.

>>150426351
For me, its Leni and Lynn
>Leni
Too stupid to understand exactly what she wants, yet she knows she wants it
>Lynn
IQ drops 40 points when horny, basically a cavewoman

>>150429990
I honestly think as Lincoln gets older he'd find Lynn Junior's behavior to be embarrassing. In middle school Lynn grabbing him by the shoulders or wrist every day would make everyone assume they're a little too physical with each other. Lincoln would also be a bit more proactive about dating and he seems to like tomboyish tough girls closer recently. If his girlfriend ended up being into a sport Lynn would no doubt make her out to be a rival which would foster an unhealthy relationship driving that girlfriend away or stand her ground by telling Lynn off to spend more time with Lincoln. Lynn would probably start to slowly lose her mind over the fact Lincoln rather spend time with a sporty tomboyish girl that isn't her.

>>150429990
Lynn Jr. fanart is always so out of character that it's funnier than the actual show.
Like, the fans just rejected Lynn the way she is, they don't care, they just prefer the version that exists in their mind because the canon Lynn is such a gross bitch piece of shit.

>>150431106
It occurs to me that the upstairs geography of the Loud House was created for just that reason.
>The sister's bedrooms are paired off, oldest pair to youngest pair.
>Lincoln's room (probably a repurposed walk-in closet) is at the end with the youngest sisters and as far from the oldest ones as possible.
Apparently Lynn Sr. and Rita think their boy is safer among his younger sisters than among his older ones.

>>150431452
I mean would the older sisters dare make fun of boy trying to fap in secret? I guess Luan wouldn't pass up such an opportunity though only to him directly, and not in front of other people. Lori and Luna would probably think it's gross enough to never bring up. Lucy might hide under his bed listen to the sound through his door couple times then use it as fuel for her vampire fanfics. Lynn and Leni would be unpredictable since they are too dim-witted to understand talking to him about it is wrong.

>>150421975 (OP)
He's spend his entire life doing it, he's an expert
>>150426465
still wondering what generator was used
>>150431106
lisa would probably know
>>150431322
which is a shame cause a true lynn enjoyer would her how she is, like there's an appeal there that's just ignored

>>150421975 (OP)
With hugs and kisses.

>>150421975 (OP)
Basically what >>150422900 says

>>150422900
Has Lincoln ever stolen a pair of the sisters' panties to jerk off with?

>>150432948
>still wondering what generator was used
Me too, so I can do the rest of the girls.

The goth one is the sexist.

>>150433569
The girls are nice big sisters and lend him their used panties for him to use.

>>150433909
She hates men?

>>150431192
All the sisters are pretty violent, but Lynn’s the least in control of her emotions
She wouldn’t be able to contain her anger if she got jealous, even use sports as an excuse to fight her.
Maybe Lincoln would ignore the warning signs and just tell himsef that Lynn’s naturally competitive over her brother
I remember there used to be a ton of comics and memes that Lynn is gonna beat the shit out of Ronnie Anne, lol

>>150433785
Based

>>150434092
Honestly, loudcest or not, the idea of Lynn being protective of Lincoln's dating life is really sweet.
>"You must be-" holds up hand to her exact head height "-THIS cool to date Stinkin."

>>150432619
>Luan's big April Fool's prank
>Gives Lincoln a little bit of a sleep aid
>Carefully smears lipstick on his face so that it looks like lips
>That's what she said she did, anyway.
>Gets Luna to work with her
>Has her sneak into Lincoln's bed and pretend to be asleep while Luan goes to gather their sisters
>Lincoln is having a meltdown, and Luna is trying not to laugh in her 'sleep'
>Cue hilarity

I like the idea of Lucy being one of the tallest of the siblings once she grows up. Probably because I like the idea of Lucy basically just being Morticia Addams when she's an adult.

>>150434092
I mean Lynn would simply assume every girl Lincoln dates will eventually turn out not to be good enough and the relationship will end. She'll swoop in to comfort him, and everything will be back to normal. Seeing a sporty girl be active with her brother, convince him to watch her games, hearing he helps his girlfriend study and train would drive her up the wall though. Now every moment Lynn spends with Lincoln doing the same things she won't be able to get him flirting and kissing the other girl out of her head.

>>150434413
It's sweet until she keeps inventing new ways to prove the potential girlfriend isn't good enough for him. Every week.

>>150431452
Either that or they think that being last in line for the bathroom builds character. Maybe it's a "the older you get, the better a position in line you get", since presumably everyone is shuffled 'up' one bedroom when Lori and Leni move out for college or some shit.

>>150434537
>It's sweet until she keeps inventing new ways to prove the potential girlfriend isn't good enough for him. Every week.
>Lincoln slowly realizes that the only girl who satisfied Lynn's proposed standards is Lynn herself
>Lynn hasn't brought it up yet, so Lincoln keeps his mouth shut

>>150434537
>The coffin of Lincy and LyLy

Did this show have any popularity in Japan? I feel like a even more Loudcest lewds would exist if it was.

>>150433569
Reminder that Lincoln has canonically smelled Lynn's used jockstrap multiple times.

>>150426465
This is all kinds of not okay.

>>150432406
What fucked up controller is that?

>>150421975 (OP)
is it just me or this show feels like a incomplete harem romcom slice of life anime?

>>150434537
>>150434554
you have to realize that it is a delicate balance they have and if one sister goes for it then the others will follow behind.
they know if incest happens then inhibitions are off and even the parents are aware, trying to keep it from actually getting there.

>>150435051
>they know if incest happens then inhibitions are off and even the parents are aware, trying to keep it from actually getting there.
>"I knew we shouldn't have stuffed eleven girls and one boy into one house."

>>150434893
>Lily isn't actually trying to play video games
>She's mocking Lincoln for being bad at a game
>She's looking around in confusion because apparently Lincoln fucked off after being roasted by someone 11 years younger than him
>"Durr, durr, I'm Lincoln, I can't walk and shoot at the same time!"

>>150434537
>>150434554
>Lincoln’s new girlfriend knocks on the door so they can leave
>it’s opened by a worried looking Lincoln, and an angry looking Lynn, holding his wrist in a vicegrip
>Lynn’s the only one to speak “sorry your date’s cancelled. I’m making Lincoln do weightlifting today. *SHIRTLESS* weightlifting.”
>she not so subtly slams the door in the girl’s face
>“why’d she put the emphasis on shirtless?”

>>150434554
>>150434567
>>150435051
>>150434857
>>150435007
>>150435200
>jumping straight into the lust craze
>not going a more psychological, subtle approach
Lincoln might be able to soften Lynn's strange, territorial behavior until his promises to spend more time with her rather than his girlfriend ring empty. The worst case scenario is his girlfriend gets into a argument with Lynn about how Lincoln prefers someone more patient and gentler than his muscle-head sister plus all the things girlfriend and boyfriend do that is none of Lynn's business. It becomes a shouting match about who he has been more intimate with him throughout the past six months. Lynn tells about all the times she wrestled her brother in nothing but a leotard, how she hugs him every morning in only her thread bare old jersey, how he likes to help her with laundry and still
sniffs her sweaty clothes when he thinks no one is looking. Suddenly Lincoln's girlfriend is disturbed and the situation spirals out of control.

>>150435200
There's a reason Lincoln's only real long-term friend is Clyde; it's not just one sister who thinks that whichever SKANK who is digging her claws into her baby brother isn't good enough for him.

>>150435239
>Suddenly Lincoln's girlfriend is disturbed and the situation spirals out of control.
>Realistic outcome
>Not defaulting to "girlfriend is now in a competition of one-upmanship with Lynn"
Your mother and I are very disappointed in you. But seriously I like the path you're taking. Less 'sex orgy' and more 'what the fuck do you MEAN you sniff your brothers underwear, what the actual fuck'.

>>150435240
I think it's more like this >>150435051. Every girl Lincoln is interested in ends up resembling one of his sisters but that's a bit unfair considering having ten sisters means it's probably difficult to find a girl that doesn't have SOMETHING in common with one of his siblings. The older sisters probably get a dopamine rush thinking about how they, without even trying, psychologically conditioned their brother's taste in women.

>>150435287
>Lincoln ends up being interested in a girl that has some overlap with one of his sisters
>Unlike the smug reactions the other sisters may have, this one just feels creeped out by it
>Everyone else is like "damn I lost the bet" but she's like "What the fuck is wrong with you all"

>>150435269
>what the fuck do you MEAN you sniff your brothers underwear, what the actual fuck?
I'm saying Lincoln is a bit of a shameful creep in secret and Lynn uses him being a weirdo to control his schedule and that is how things are meant to be. The girlfriend would obviously think that's fucked up but Lincoln is also at fault for not dropping that kind of behavior when he has already reached second-base with someone who ISN'T his sister. Imagine Lincoln saying how much he loves her sweaty scent to his girlfriend then Lynn wins because despite the taboo he also can't get enough of his sister's smell. Basically Lynn just ruined Lincoln's ability to date anyone and she doesn't even care. The best case scenario is the girlfriend keeps his secret and makes him be more open about affection in public to piss Lynn off even more

>>150431501
its not so much making fun as it is giving a larger distance to sneak to his room without being heard

>>150435088
oh they know anon and if something like that happened they won't be as surprised as they should have.

>>150431452
I imagine Lucy would tunnel a hole to his room through the drywall if she could, covered with a poster or furniture during the day.

>>150434537
>>150434554
What if she turns yandere?

>>150434857
I was eating a chocolate bar, but now im nauseous, thanks for that you piece of shit.
>>150435051
Let's just say for a moment that this is canon, and that Lincoln is trying to find someone similar to his sisters instead of doing the opposite.
So why would he choose the most bitter of them when he could choose Leni or Luna, or even Lucy.
>How about Luan or Lynn Jr.
Gross.

>>150421975 (OP)
Not well

>>150435239
>All the sisters are their own strange brand of Yandere for Lincoln

God help him

>>150421975 (OP)
>How does Lincoln handle living with so many girls?

>>150435575
She doesn't need to to "turn yandere" because she already "owns" him. She's the only sister who can push Lincoln around and he'll still, not always, but frequently enough bend to her whims. All it takes is a little too long hug with deep inhales, maybe a sweaty shirt or pair of shorts for him to "clean" and he is under her thumb. Lynn doesn't even think it's sexual or intimate, he simply loves her smell and for whatever reason is embarrassed by that fact. His girlfriend is ruining things. Suddenly he has other scents, tastes on his tongue that Lynn can't provide because of the implications of her willing to do it.
>>150435627
>Leni
It would be too obvious, plus he likes someone he can bounce off of not a girl he has to lead by the nose to enjoy dates.
>Luan
Too extreme. A girl like Luan would give him PTSD flashbacks of his prankster sister's worst moments.
>Lucy
Too much paranoia. Any girl like Lucy would stalk him relentlessly and escalate things too fast.
>Luna
Lesbian. Imagine waking up every day in the back of your head is the high possibility your girlfriend will dump you to "experiment" with other girls or flat out fall in love with a girl behind your back.

>>150435783
Wow, you really took that assumption too seriously.
Besides, all of those sound more like personal preferences.
And I said someone similar, not someone identical.
>Lesbian.
Why would Lincoln want to date a lesbian?.

I would be happy. Loud House Roll

>>150435883
why would you ask even whats to know that

>>150435883
>personal preferences
Lincoln is the the "man with a plan" so he would judge every scenario based on the potential caveats. If he sees something in a girlfriend that reminds him of the worst parts of his sisters then he'll consider it a risk.
>Why would Lincoln want to date a lesbian
He wouldn't it's just when a girl bares any similarity in terms of behavior to Luna Lincoln might start to wonder if the girl subconsciously prefers other girls despite being willing to date a boy.
>didn't notice I excluded Lynn

>>150435883
>>150435783
>they don't want to go full porn logic and fuck their way into having two girlfriends who also kiss each other.

>>150436006
>even Lesbians want MY DICK
Big assumption. Plenty of relationships end with a woman running away with another woman or declaring herself a lesbian and ending it there.

>>150436026
>declaring herself a lesbian and ending it there
Lmao, never. All lesbians are real until they’re horny

>>150436026
Nobody cares about real life, it's my harem fantasy and I make the rules. This is the last fanbase this should need to be explained to.

>>150436155
Same guy that fantasizes about smelling Lori and Lynn jr farts or licking the feets of Lana and Lisa.
No surprises there.
>Nobody cares about real life.
That is more like a "you" problem.
>>150435999
>He would judge every scenario based on the potential caveats.
Self insertion?.
>He wouldn't it's just when a girl bares any similarity in terms of behavior to Luna Lincoln might start to wonder if the girl subconsciously prefers other girls despite being willing to date a boy.
Yeah, self insertion.

>>150436088
>>150436155
We're not talking about you and your fantasies. We're talking about Lincoln and how his sisters have warped HIS perspective on which girls to date.

>>150435239
Kek, yes i like it
I’m mostly working on the preference/assumption that Lynn’s too dumb to be subtle. Like she’d be openly lusting and horny over Lincoln, but doesn’t make 2 and 2 that thinking he’s hot means she has feelings. She probably thinks having a hot sibling is some kind of macho thing

>>150436201
>Lincoln can't use his personal experience in dealing with his sisters all his life on other women!
>no one EVER does that!
>muh self insertion!

>>150436224
>We're talking about Lincoln and how his sisters have warped HIS perspective on which girls to date.
I think he's edge away from sporty tomboys because of 'two for flinching'.

>>150436241
Bonus points if other girls can see his sister is clearly gaga over him.
Lincoln still thinks of it as plausible deniability. “That’s just how Lynn is, you wouldn’t get it”

>>150436241
>Lynn brags to her teammates that she gets her brother to rub her down so that she's not sore the next day
>Is genuinely confused when they react negatively
>"What's so weird about Lincoln rubbing my thighs? Because you better believe I tell him to get my glutes - that's the sorest part after a day of practice!"

>>150435575
The only sister who could realistically go Yandere for Linc is Lola

>>150436241
>yeah well I've rubbed myself all over him like a hundred times!
>yes even my thighs and groin what a stupid question!
>you make him feel good, so what?
>I bet I can make him feel good too
>what do you MEAN I can't do that?
>I ain't a quitter nor a loser, so what's stopping me?
>some girlfriend you turned out to be!

>>150436253
Anon is mad you told him the sad truth about his yurifag fantasies, kek

>>150436361
kek
>Look, if you were a good girlfriend and if you really loved Linc, you'd want him to feel as good as possible - so quit being WEIRD when I try to do the same!

>>150436337
>“oh i get it, you’re jealous you don’t have a hot little bro like mine. I try not to brag, buuut us winners deserve it.”

>>150436479
The next thing out of her mouth will be, "I heard it would make them grow bigger".

Which of the sisters would be willing to share him?

>>150436241
I wouldn't say "lusting" at first. Mostly being possessive of his time spent on her and noticing it shrink to accommodate his girlfriend. A sporty girl that Lincoln likes would make Lynn feel like she's being replaced in his life, in his heart. This causes she to start going through greater lengths to convince Linc to not go on dates. It boils down to a big argument where Lynn calls him a pervert so he should just commit to her because his girlfriend is going to manipulate him with the promise of sex which she, as his sister who loves him, would never do. Of course his reply is then he still has a problem. Which leads to Lynn pinning him and saying how he could have it all if he just told her what exactly he wants.

>>150436912
This is how The Secret should have ended

>>150434092
>The Secret sequel
>this time it's Lynn

>>150437168
It would've been so much simpler.

>>150421975 (OP)
At least he gets his own bedroom in the show. In the South House au he'd have to share it.

>>150436940
Gonna knock him loose (his morals)

>>150432406
Cute Lily

>>150434893
Have you never seen of Copyright-Free Two-Thumb Entertainment System?

>>150437280
>Lynn
>sharing the boy she TRAINED to be her sparing partner, masseuse, and laundry cleaner
Lynn is far too selfish to do that. How would she gloat about all the things he does for her?

>>150437696
she got called out on her bragging and hastily offered to have him prove how good he is

>>150437696
Like a Barbarian Queen showing off her recent treasures acquired from a raid

>>150426465
Do you have more for the other sisters?

>>150437969
>>150437970
Neither of these constitute sharing. All Lynn needs to do is film all the things Lincoln does for her or have him show up in the locker room and "service her" in front of the team.

>>150433785
i liked lincoln's fit in this episode, and lisa's cute in her aviator outfit, also i feel like tony hawk felt really natural in this episode and fit in really well, had it continued if he returned again it woulda been cool
>>150434661
some westaboos like it but its usually the type that are already into western cartoons, there is a dub for the show but i don't know how far it goes up to, i know the first season and movies have dubs but i lack the jap skills to find out if theres more
>>150434893
the one in the show, joysticks are way too high though yes
>>150435007
incomplete?
>>150435783
> She's the only sister who can push Lincoln around and he'll still, not always, but frequently enough bend to her whims.
idk about only i feel like it would happen alot to any sister really
>>150437481
lel

>>150438854
>westaboos
I laugh every time I think of that picture of shirts being sold in Japan with English words on them, like "CONDENSATION" in all-caps.

>>150435051
>>150435088
>>150435287
>>150435627
>>150435783
>>150435883
>Lincoln through a contrived series of events ends up with 10 girlfriends who are okay with sharing him
>each of them is basically a mirror for one of Lincoln's sisters(besides Lily of course) both in looks and personality, though of the same age as Lincoln
>Lincoln's sisters all proceed to have a collective aneurysm at this ridiculous happenstance(well Leni didn't at first but when she saw the rest of her sisters doing it she didn't want to be left out and then proceeded to have one)
>Lincoln shrugs this off as being some weird girl thing and goes off to have fun with his 10 girlfriends

>>150438886
>Lincoln doesn't have ten girlfriends at once; he had ten girlfriends total
>Lincoln would start to date one, bring her home to meet his family, and inevitably the sister whom the girlfriend resembled the most (looks or personality) will eventually call an emergency sister meeting
>Then the voting happens, and then Lincoln is gently encouraged to date someone else.
>Repeat until he's gone through all ten girlfriends
>"Lincoln, she's got brown hair, tells jokes, and has braces; all I'm going to be thinking of now is me being there instead of her. I - incest - you reconsider. Get it?"

>>150438941
nah that's the complete opposite of what my idea is going for, it's supposed to be taking the concept of "Lincoln dating a girl who's practically a clone of one of his sisters but is completely oblivious to it" to ridiculous extremes by having him dating 10 such girls all at once

also if anything it'd be funnier if the efforts of Lincoln's sisters to either sabotage his new situation or to get him to realize the similarities of his new girlfriends to his sisters always comedically backfires in his sisters faces and only strengthens Lincoln's relation with his girlfriends

>>150439062
>They all have names that start with "L"

>>150436972
"I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a little brother. Honestly, think about it rationally.
You are doting, loving, training and rearing a boy for at least 10 years solely so he can go and ravage another woman. All the hard work you put into your handsome little brother, reading him stories in the same bed, showing him how to benchpress, making sure he had a healthy diet of meatball subs, educating him how to wrestle, playing with him whether he says it hurts or not. All of it has one simple result: his body is more enjoyable for the women that will eventually get fucked by him in every hole. Raised the perfect boyfriend material? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random cheerleader who had nothing to do with the way he grew up, who marries him. She gets to be fucked in her pussy by his fat log every night. She gets the benefits of his kind and sweet personality that came from being there for you all his life. As a sister who has a barely younger brother, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 10 years of your life simply to raise a fit young stud for a soft worthless princess to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically."

Anyone know how to unlock these in the game?

>>150439169
>Giving Leni that instead of the white ones she actually wears
FAIL

>>150439073
I was thinking being slightly more subtle by having all of Lincoln's girlfriends have names starting with the same letter but rather than be L names have it shift up or down a letter on the alphabet, so either K names or M names

>>150439141
fucking kek

need more Lucy in this thread

>>150439141
Lynn please, stop it get some help. It was a one time thing and he didn't love it as much as you keep saying.

>>150430854
I wish there is an hd version of this. I wanna see that upskirt closer.

>>150439732
"I'm coach, Stinkin, and practice stops when coach says it does"
https://files.catbox.moe/8wikxa.png
https://files.catbox.moe/j3pffg.png

>>150437280
To be fair, Polly was the girl Lynn set him up with. If she was going to share him with anyone it'd be her or Margo.

>>150439996
Calle Garabatoz. We got a new one.

>>150439820
How long until they start fucking?

>>150440092
A couple weeks tops.

>>150440107
I like this version of Lucy

>>150436006
Based

>>150440000
>"This is why Ronnie Anne broke up with you, lil' bro."
>"Yeah, yeah - YOU broke up with HER; whatever, Stinkoln."
>"And no, I won't stop calling you that until your workout improves."

>>150430854
>>150437338
I like when they do the cowboy southern look

>>150440715
Luan WOULD have the frilly can-can-dance skirt.

>>150440715
most in the songs in that episode are pretty good and catchy, i like how they gave lisa pigtails for her look, yeah i agree though generally southern louds are underrated

>>150441008
Is Lincoln the second most musical kid after Luna? In the live action show he can sing, play piano, and violin. It's pretty impressive.

>>150439820
>>150421975 (OP)
BLouds is best AU

>>150439686
love her expression in this one.

like she just discovered her own brother could be this handsome.

>>150441659
>Lincoln gets to see this every night

>>150441756
not my fault you can't appreciate sweet chocolate

also you can't even find Moon Man music anymore

>>150441888
odysee is your place to find more moonman music

>>150441680
These two have been living rent free in my head for the past few days now. Getting serious brown brainrot

>>150435553
Fortunately Lincoln doesn't share a wall with Lucy, so that bit of voyeurism is cut off.
Lisa, on the other hand...

>>150442228
This artist does a great black Lucy

>>150442228
unf, this blucy is mighty cute.

mahmapuu struck gold with this design.

>>150442228
That rabbit has seen some shit.

>>150441008
Genuinely an extremely kino episode, absolutely full of soul, I also really appreciated the references to some of last season's episodes (Heart and Soul, The Guy Who Makes You Fly, etc.).

>>150441096
probably, it seems like they all can sing plus he does canonically sing nice in the cartoon, we don't know if any of the other sister ever took up some smaller instrument like piano or if lunes ever taught any of them, i wonder if he is only good at the violin due to the memory loss or if its muscle memory and lincoln just knew it for some reason offscreen
>>150442238
absolutely
>>150442730
yeah completely agree, one of my favorites and one of the best, theres alot to like about it, the acknowledging of continuity is cool

>>150442362
>ywn have a possessive older sister

>>150443015
It's actually better than boulderflip's just for the pokies

>>150442228
>Lincoln's bedroom
>Only white boy in a house full of black women
>Has a poster on his wall with a big black spade on it
>The Bloud sisters thought he was trying to tell them something

>>150432948
I used to REALLY dislike LJ back in the day (can you blame me?), and while she's probably still my least favorite sister of the bunch, she's grown on me over time.

>>150421975 (OP)
I once overheard a black guy complain about living with too many women. He said “Mah house smell like cunt!”
True story.

>>150444078
I'm still getting into the show, but Lynn Jr is my least favorite, too. She bullies Lincoln, which (as the youngest in my family) I'm rather attuned to. You'd think her other sisters would tell her to knock it off, or at least go easy on the poor guy.

Which sister would go full Ashley and start sending death threats to Lincoln's girlfriend?

>>150442490
Yes she did.

>>150443495
total lori love

>>150444421
Lola

>>150444879
Summer is over, idiot.

>>150443108
Beefy Lincoln is something we need more of

>>150444879
>>150444902

Monday is the definitive 'closing' date.

>>150444937
Would it be "Do drink this, that's means you, Lincoln", not "that's for you, Lincoln"?

>>150445313
This ugly son of a bitch gets braced blowjob every day and basically you are fucking stupid

>>150445346
Why the fuck you hate Benny so much?

>>150445370
>classic meme of my youth, forgotten
I am sad and old

>>150445299
probably

>>150421975 (OP)
How to become like Lincoln in terms of personality?

>>150446196
Don't. You'll become cringe.

>>150438406
Ew. She peed on that.

>>150445980
His poor sperm cells...

>>150441680
Which one has the fattest ass?

>>150446611
BLori

>>150443905
They’ll get him a King of Hearts tattoo to celebrate him coming over to the dark side.

>>150446651
he said ass not brapper

I wanna marry Lucy and kiss her forbiden parts.
Her eyes.

>>150446996
>and kiss her forbiden parts.
>Her eyes.

>>150446182
Oh yeah, halitosis, oxide and tiny slimmy food crumbs, that what im into baby!!.
>>150445313
This poor, poor bastard.
>>150445254
So they made a fanfic about another fanfic about a titless rocker obsessed with her brother because the hot blonde bitch with big tits (that is you big sister) just keep monopolizing all the dicks?.
Cmon dude, thats low, dont you feel some shame?, at least make something new.

>>150447135
Trying to listen to Lincoln beat his meat.

>>150441096
Canonically he has a pretty good singing voice. There was one episode where he won out the lead role in a musical without trying because he has "the voice of an agngel", actual words used.

Which i guess makes sense. Lincoln's probably honed his singing voice after years of Luna making him participate in all her music nonsense which probably included singing at some point. Karaoke probably. Could also be genetic thing. Lori had a pretty good singing voice in the musical episode

Also considering how many musical episodes they've had over the years being able to sing is probably a requirement now for any kid trying out to to be Lincoln's va

Oh and in one of the early episodes it was mentioned in a throwaway line that he knew how to play the banjo

>>150446536
That's deliberate, Lisa doesn't want any swamp monster babies being conceived when the sexual tension in the Loud house inevitably boils over.

>>150445254
>ywn get strangled by your sis while she rapes you
Why are we even here, huh? Just to suffer?

>>150446182
>"A-April Fools!"

>>150446996
>Not appreciating her natural beauty

>>150448161
I bet they watch. Film it too.

Seems that the posts with real answers are over, and now only the /trash/ gooners are keeping this thread alive.
See you in the next thread, TLH true fans.

>>150446196
Grow up surrounded by 10 sisters, half older than you and the other half younger.
Lincoln Loud is the most "a creation of his environment" character I've seen.

>>150448492
>please take my baby show ultra seriously
I'm good bro

>>150421975 (OP)
It's rough every night.

>>150448712
It sounds like he wants more Loudcest stuff. Well, if you're gonna twist my arm...

>>150448894
Look at Lynn, pretending she isn't happy to have an excuse to kiss Lincoln.

>>150448894
>Hesitating
>Instead of just doing it
This is why Lola won~

>>150447504
>>150447511
>>150449136
>>150448894
Lame...

>>150449183
Something something, sticks and stones. Checkmate, atheists.

>>150446196
Here's a couple of steps to get started:
>Dress up as him
>Start reading comic books and playing video games

>>150449612
You will love Ace Savvy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfBokss3fSM

>>150444078
Honestly, looking back, I think part of why I hated Lynn so much was because how much the fandom loved her while also completely ignoring how horrible she is.
Like, they're out there drawing Lincoln and Lynn being all lovey dovey and shit, with Lynn in particular being basically an OC capable of not being a piece of shit, and I'm just like pic related.
I wonder how many fans Lynn has that actually like her the way that she is in the actual show, and not the version of her that the fandom made up.

>>150450235
Oh god, Ace Savvy is just alt-universe Crimson Chin!

>>150451123
I choose to believe that Luna is secretly really into Country music but rightfully hides it out of embarrassment.

>>150448161
>new catch at school
Do they bring new girls home for Lincoln to fuck often? Pretty based older sisters.

>>150449248
Lincoln's uncle should become his new dad

>>150451512
Lincoln should become a dad

>>150429632
>>150439141
>Aw, you gotta a little crush on your brother? That's cute, but siblings can't do that sort of thing. Why don't you move on and let him date some nice girl his age?

>>150451198
I think she is into all types of music, and can make it work into punk rock in some fashion.

>>150450434
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Lola is the character that the fandom wanted Lynn to be, in basically every sense but being a big sister.

>>150451719
>Lincoln gets more fed up with Lynn's shit
>She's still his sister so of course he still cares about her
>But Lincoln clearly starts to drift away from her
>Lola slowly replaces herself in the hole that Lynn has left
>Lynn is constantly seething over this

>>150450434
I mean some of the posts in this thread make Lynn out to be possessive bitch that rather her brother suffer not having a girlfriend because that would take time away from him supporting her hobbies and lifestyle. Canon relevancy gets left at the door the moment a thread OP isn't talking about a specific episode. You should know this.

>>150451778
Based and canon Lolachad~

>>150451532
>winners can do whatever they want with whoever they want!

>>150451778
>implying Lola even registers on Lynn's radar
>Lynn knows Lincoln would never fall for it
>Lola wants a loyal butler or pet, nothing more
>It's Lynn's training that made Lincoln the cool guy he is today
>why he has chance to be popular and even convince girls to go out with him
>Lynn honed his potential, elevated his strengths
>his training isn't over
>not until he beats her in some physical activity
>even one done in secret with rules only the two of them know about

>>150452321
>implying Lola even registers on Lynn's radar
Back to you sporty

>Lynn knows Lincoln would never fall for it
Denial is the first stage of grief

>Lola wants a loyal butler or pet, nothing more
At least she'd treat her "Butler" with dignity and like a human, unlike miss sore winner.

>It's Lynn's training that made Lincoln the cool guy he is today
Which is why Lincoln hates sports? You know what he doesn't hate? Dress up and costumes~

>why he has chance to be popular and even convince girls to go out with him
She trains her brother so that other girls ask him out? That's pretty cuckqueanish behavior..

>Lynn honed his potential, elevated his strengths
Bullying doesn't elevate people, it usually leaves them with inferiority complex and traumas, sporty.

>>150452482
>behind every action Lynn takes to her brother there is a purpose
>to ensure Lincoln will be a winner just like her
>he will meet Lynn as an equal in a way only the two of them can understand
>beyond dignity, trauma, the inferiority of other people
>every girl Lincoln thinks he likes is a test that will end before he is spoiled
>when the tests are over he will know who deserves to be the winner
>the winner he has witnessed all his life

>>150452482
>Which is why Lincoln hates sports? You know what he doesn't hate? Dress up and costumes~
Damn I never realized that. That's a big point for Lola.

>>150422080
No fucking way it's been 10 years.

*looks it up*

Only about 9 and a half, phew.

>>150434661
They made a Powerpuff Girls anime before. Imagine what a Loud House anime would be like.

>>150452676
>behind every action Lynn takes to her brother there is a purpose
Justifying bullying? Foul play, even for you sporty.

>to ensure Lincoln will be a winner just like her
Peer pressure

>he will meet Lynn as an equal in a way only the two of them can understand
'cause otherwise there's zero chemistry

>beyond dignity, trauma, the inferiority of other people
Now that sounds like a cult

>every girl Lincoln thinks he likes is a test that will end before he is spoiled
Wow Patronizing, "thinks he likes?" Really?

>when the tests are over he will know who deserves to be the winner
Yeah, someone that doesn't shit test him and is clear about her intentions from the get go

>the winner he has witnessed all his life
Yeah, I know he'll pick Lola, winner of uncountable trophies and ribbons, you didn't need to say it out loud sporty~

>>150452823
>Imagine what a Loud House anime would be like.
I thought there was a lot of incest porn already. That would triple the amount of it.

Lucy is territorial

>>150452923
>She thinks she can outpsycho the psycho

Luan with her hair down

>>150421975 (OP)
people arguing over which sister he'd be best with when we all know Harem Route is the True Ending

>>150452923
Lynn vs Luna vs Lola for the LincolnBowl who wins?
>>150452955
This can imply that Lincoln has had sex before, probably with Lucy.

>>150452973
Stop posting my wife

>>150452981
together for life

>>150452985
The one that didn't actually cheat on him with a boyfriend or girlfriend.

>>150452823
Would they have superpowers or go to alternate worlds? Would it be a mix of sci-fi and supernatural like Dandadan?