Thread 150425455

Chose one

>>150425455 (OP)
your mom must be proud

>>150425455 (OP)
None of that whaler shit. Consider suicide.

Beth.

>>150425455 (OP)
I don't like this

>>150425455 (OP)
Leshawna.

>hand print on Beth's left cheek
Nice touch.

>>150425455 (OP)
Not fat enough

>>150425535
What a scene to see as a kid.

>>150425455 (OP)
Bridgette and I'm pumping her full of kids

>>150425682
Alejandro...

>fat fetishist dedicated enough to have a Photoshop brush to depict cellulite
>lands the pussy far below where it should be, anatomically speaking, just so you can see it from behind

needs some redlines
or, y'know, a better fetish

>>150425455 (OP)
Leshawna isn't accurate.

>>150425455 (OP)
what about boobs

This anatomy is all fucked up. They would look strange and alien from the front.

>>150425846
forshame

>>150425455 (OP)
Total Equality Anal, everyone has Assquality, no one has an ass bigger or small than each other woman! In ass we fuck!

Leshawna by a country mile

>>150425455 (OP)
I think I might be the world's only Katie fan

>>150425455 (OP)
This shit sucks, it's all the same ass

>>150426368
He thinks that signature will stop me from painting over it and stealing his art!!!

>>150425455 (OP)
Leshawna

>>150425455 (OP)
Courtney

>>150426838
Man i like this guys art and how on model it is, too bad hes a feet fucker.

where the fat ones at? i got somethin to feed em

>>150425455 (OP)
Owen.

>>150427154
I love this artist. Their Beth stuff rules.

>>150425455 (OP)
Hey who stole their bottoms

>>150425455 (OP)
>the muscle one has the same fat ass they all do
>the fat pigtail girl's body shape doesn't look any different
My only problems with this. Muscle should had a toned ass and the fat one should be large beyond reason.

>>150425455 (OP)
would rape them all

>>150425455 (OP)
Imagine the turds

>>150429056
I am, I am.

>>150425455 (OP)
>Leshawna and Sadie not being the largest by a wide margin
Shame

>>150425455 (OP)
Freereep

>>150425455 (OP)
PAWG Lindsay? Don't mind if I do.

>>150429381
Oh my.

>>150425455 (OP)
Beths stinky nerdy ass

>>150429381
Would all of them

For me, it's Millie.

>>150429597
Great taste.

This show is worldwide famous for those who like every bodytype and OPfaggot artist decided to give every girl the objectivly WORSE bodytype...

>>150425706
The pussy actually sits below the asshole. He got it right.

>>150426368
I consider her a package deal. Either I get her with Sadie or not at all.

get fat, eat marshmallows

>>150425455 (OP)
Leshawna

>>150427154
A fellow Tyler listener

>>150426368
No, I like her too, her and Eva

Why is this porn thread still up? We can clearly see their pussies.

Courtney is the best. Courtney #1.

>>150433626
They're not furries so the jannies don't give a shit, I guess.

>>150425455 (OP)
Courtney.

It's always gonna be Courtney for me. Needs some freckles though

>OP post with naked asses and visible pussies
>up for 21 hours
I guess porn is allowed on /co/ as long as it's fatties

>>150434877
How long are you going to keep bitching sharty faggot?

>>150425455 (OP)
plappable

>>150425455 (OP)
>hand print on Beth's ass
nice

>>150434877
Stop crying.

>>150434877
wahhhhh

>>150434877
You are gay???

>>150437042
Does Leshawna fart too

>>150437612
Yes she does

>>150425455 (OP)
Gwen. Any day. 20,000 gallons.

>>150433708
Best Total Drama girl by a WIIIDE margin

(appearance-wise atleast)

>>150425455 (OP)
I choose whoever's got the hairiest muff.

How is this thread still alive lol

>>150437646
Why are Canadians like this

>>150425548
>>150436139
idgi

>>150440956
There's nothing to get, the artist has good taste and gave Beth out of all the girls the hand print.

>>150441455
Ohhh

Then that is indeed very based

>>150425455 (OP)
Katie & Sadie since they each come with handlebars

>>150443604
>farts

So we're just letting nudity in the OP now huh.

>>150425455 (OP)
Yes.

>>150427154
Have you been eating well anon?

>>150427154
https://archive.org/details/neurotically-yours-season-6/15+-+A+Change+of+Face.mp4
Did you end up checking out Neurotically Yours (fat arc starts here, but the whole thing is good)

>>150445915
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU BUMP THIS?

>>150445921
So that people will see what is happening. So that people will bare witness to what has become of this place.

>>150445915
Good, now fuck off sharty

>>150432008
It does not sit below the cheeks though.

>>150429381
A glimpse of heaven.

>>150425455 (OP)
Sorry, not a Chubby Chaser

>>150440216
They knew to make the sexiest character the gassiest.

>>150427989
yah theyre gr8

>>150432755
just about all i can stand to listen to lately

>>150445620
not as much as i'd like, but a little more than i was this summer. im usually kinda broke so its hard to afford to stuff my face to the extent i would if i could just have all the yummy food i want whenever i want

>>150445691
no sorry i think the last thread got deleted and i have a goldfish memory so i forgot about it but i defs will

>>150445942
You're either incredibly retarded, or in cahoots with OP.

>>150434877
At least its not faggots

>>150425535
Isn't that man dead now?

>>150448117
Current BMI?

>>150448117
Nice.

>>150445921
roger bumpASS
>>150445691
also i think it sucks that the only time we get to see the goth chick naked is when shes a fat fucking bitch

>>150434877
/co/ mods are notorious for not doing their jobs.

>>150425455 (OP)
All

>>150425455 (OP)
>Mods didn't delete this
Lmao

>>150425455 (OP)
tough choice but I think I gotta go with Eva

>>150448117
https://archive.org/details/neurotically-yours-season-6/23+-+Eaters+Anonymous.mp4
Germaine is also a BPD Fatass, you'd like her. Gotta ask, what's with the total drama connection? Did you admire Owen and Sadie in your youth or something

>>150449361
Larry David died?

>makes a wish wanting to swap lives with Owen(meaning you wish you had won the money in S1)
>It swaps a bit more than that
Courtney on the Owens Diet looks good

fooking GOTH HOG

Something about Courtney gives me closeted feed vibes

Yeah, this is the thread

>>150434877
It's still up there!

>>150457108
It would have died just now if this faggot didn't necrobump >>150457051

Fatasses

>>150454004
too much

>>150449631
18.6

>>150453854
i watched a few of the other episodes and liked it but had to keep my volume low. love her vibe, i wouldnt want to go full bald but the lazy goth aesthetic is cool. and yah im diagnosed bpd and a wannabe fatass i guess, like i said its just hard for me to put on much weight, but im getting older so i imagine it'll be easier , i remember being friends with a few big bellied alt girls in their late 20s when i was in my early 20s.

total drama has been my comfort show and autistic fixation since i was like 7 or something. i actually find owen annoying because i wanted gwen to win, but yes im very envious of sadies body shape

>>150427989
show
>>150438612
any more from this artist
>>150440216
i do wonder why so many can-/co/ has it, im guessing cause cancon has to be produced fast and cheap and farts are just easy humor that doesnt require effort? dunno
>>150453786
its a good choice

fatty

>>150425455 (OP)
Well if no one else is gonna answer, Saddie
Fat asian girls are my number 1 fetish

>>150458695
Also she's a 2 for 1 since Katie wouldn't wanna be left out

>>150458240
I'm sure someone could give you the original flash files of the classic run. I think the first short was from December 2002? It's up there with Homestar Runner as one of the oldest webtoons

https://archive.org/details/08-almost-serious-suicide/01+-+Distractions.mp4

Cellulite on Ditzy Girls is a winning combo

>>150458695
Can’t say I really care for her as a character. But she is really cute so I’ll give her that at least.
>Fat asian girls are my number 1 fetish
You anon, have great fucking taste. Fat as hell asian gals are great. And as such. More should be really fat.

>>150458240
If you don't mind answering, what is it that draws you to getting fat? Tactile feeling of softness and excess plush? Enjoying being gluttonous and overeating? Feeling of control over your own body?

If it's the first one, once you get big, try driving on a bumpy quad or bike or lawnmower or something, the feeling of everything jiggling is incredible.

no, i'm not fat, they just shrunk in the wash- like, its really hard not to put on a few pounds with all the eating challenges chris keeps making us do and chef's food finally getting better!

>>150458240
>>150458743
Neurotically Yours is great, it just sucks the creator made it so hard to find, accounts closed, not everything reuploaded, spread out. There are flash archives and those are best, but the Wayback one seems decent. (the arrow on the right takes you to the second half of that page and I'm sure you can google the other seasons)

>>150458838
https://archive.org/details/neurotically-yours-season-7/19+-+Germaine+for+Stupids.mp4
love the summary episode

>>150458240
Germaine starts getting fat near the end of S6 and keeps getting fatter until the middle of S8 (a bit after this https://archive.org/details/neurotically-yours-season-8/06+-+Diet%2C+Tried+it!.mp4 , but the whole show up until the Asylum arc is worth watching.

God she's cute when she's fat

>>150458719
Oh yeah, she'd also be able to provide with her brown ass as well
>>150458764
Yeah katie and saddie weren't know for there character being really anything
Probably why they were cut from the main cast after the first season

>>150459015
I did a rewatch of the first season not that long ago and yeah. Cute designs aside, they ain’t got much going on in the character department. They might’ve possibly been better if they hadn’t gotten the boot so quickly. But a part of me is kinda doubtful of that. Regardless though. The two of them do make for good fatties. Well in Sadie’s case, even fatter fatass.

>>150458743
i sorta remember homestar runner and the little mascot from neurotically yours is really familiar but thats just on account of me being exposed to shit like retarded animal babies and other newgrounds animations by older cousins

>>150458779
many reasons i guess, i was very underweight for most of my life to the point i was called bullimic , i was fine with myself then but i want to grow more in my own way now. the doughy/soft feeling is a big appeal even the little bit of softness i have from not being a fucking skeleton anymore is nice i cant imagine how fucking hot and relaxing itd be to be covered in all that plushy softness

my appetite varies mostly because im limited to what i can eat but i do like to binge and when i have my own apartment and food i wish to stuff myself silly. its just hard to move forward because im super lazy.

>>150459091
They had a good dynamic and they used them sometimes but they were both just like lindsay but without the extra depth
And yes Sadie's ass should get fatter, to the point her pants rip when she bends over

>>150426368
Based

>>150459159
You know that never crossed my mind before but now that you mention it. They kinda are huh. But yeah they definitely could’ve been utilized better overall but is what it is. And amen to that. For curiosities sake though. Just how much fatter would you want her to get exactly?

>>150459301
Well I'm not too much a fat fag but I'd want her to be able 300 pounds
At least enough that she needs two chairs for her fat ass

>>150459096
Neurotically Yours is great to binge watch. Here's the first season
https://archive.org/details/08-almost-serious-suicide/01+-+Distractions.mp4

Ah, so a mix of taking control of your own body and no longer being a twig, and being able to become soft and plush. Nice. Sounds like you've had issues with high metabolism and not eating enough before, must be nice to have gluttony on the horizon. You'll need to change the way you think about food, from what I know being able to graze is a good way of doing it (always have food on hand, eat til full, when you have a bit more room snack on something else, rinse and repeat)
. And when you finally get big seriously, try riding a quad or something the shaking is..amazing.

Do you have a Baskin Robins or shake place nearby? This specific one is discontinued, but milkshakes and fancy coffees are loaded with calories

>>150459318
How heavy is Sadie anyway? Owen is 296 lbs in Island and apparently was briefly up to 306 before S2.

>>150459351
They never say but I'd wager she's about 170 pounds or so

>>150459337
Anon that image is fake, the real shake has 1400 calories

>>150459378
>>150459337
Even the real shakes they carry nowadays often get to 1200-1300 calories. Assuming you eat normally the rest of the day, one of those a day will gain you nearly 3 pounds a week.
>>150459096
good luck getting fat honey

>>150459382
>whatever, I can lose it, and even If I don't it's leveled off

>>150459442
>do you have any URRRRP...food

>>150459318
Admittedly I am one so I can go a whole lot fatter than that ha. But that’s not a bad size in any case. Think it’s on the upper end of the BBW scale but smaller than a SSBBW. So a tip of the hat to you mate. Cheers to your taste.
>>150459351
I always assumed she was around 200 pounds or so. Granted she could weigh less than that just considering how short she is. If she was as tall as Katie she’d probably look skinnier.

>>150458758
yup

>>150459508
Yeah I like girls big in that range
Gives their bodies some heft and their assets more emphasis

>>150459633
Can’t go wrong with some extra heft that’s for sure. Now as short as this was. Been a real pleasure shooting the shit with you anon. Gotta piss off now and get some sleep. Dunno if this thread will still be around by the time I come back. So you keep rocking on mate.

>>150459689
Same to you mate

>>150459337
>crustaceans

wtf, are they grinding up crab shells to put in it? the only baskin robbins in my entire state was similarly discontinued a long time ago but maybe i could find an alternative. a sweet, chocolatey shake to suck on as i go about my day sounds super nice...

yah high metabolism probs- and i hope gluttony is on my horizon but ive had a hard time stabilizing. i really dont give a shit about social constructs which is another reason why i dont care about getting fat but it makes it hard to find a home. like i just wanna be a gluttonous fatass on the couch bruh

>>150459417
thank you much, there is nothing i want more than to be a lazy fatass with a dark comfy neetcave...

>>150446041
Yeah, but the cheeks barely cover it though. They could be leaning forward.

>>150459794
I think that's just from Pill Bugs in the batter. It happens.

Sonic's Oreo Peanut Butter Shake is the biggest calorie shake sold right now (1800 in a large), Sonic is the next best location. After that maybe Marble Creamry? After that I guess Dairy Queen, their large peanut butter shake is 1200 calories?

Honestly any milkshake or some of the sugary mocha things at Starbucks will do it. Drinking your calories is magical. It barely fills you up, you can do it and pretty much eat the same the rest of the day, it doesn't cost much compared to a pizza binge, but it can pack weight on you so damn fast. Rule of thumb, most women burn 2000-2100 calories a day to exist, and every 3500 calories over that is a pound of fat. Eat enough the rest of the day, drink one dairy queen peanut butter shake each day, and suddenly you're up 2 and a half pounds in a week. If you have the Sonic Shake it's a little over 3 pounds. Nothing else changed, no expensive binges, just sucking down one shake a day.

>>150459794
>i really dont give a shit about social constructs which is another reason why i dont care about getting fat
You're not beating the Germaine allegations

>Anons exposing new anons to the jiggly pleasures and pure cringelord energy of Neurotically Yours

Perhaps there is hope for the next generation after all

now tell him about Muertitos

>>150459936
>pill bugs

still gross to think about but i guess theres bug parts in everything so whatevs

i dont have my license so itd be hard to go out and get a shake every day but i suppose i may be able to find some solution once i know where ill be living. i mean i absolutely wouldnt turn down a yummy choccy peanut butter cup shake every day that sounds fucking awesome.

but yeah i love to binge on pizza and tacos too. god im hungry right now but its too late to get anything

>>150460018

I think maybe my favorite thing about Germaine is that despite aping the conventions of a free thinker (punk aesthetic, poet, sexually independent and liberated) she's actually just kind of dumb, lazy and gluttonous and lives like a slovenly NEET cow in her apartment eating fried chicken in the bathroom. There's something about how much of a fucking loser she is that turns me on.

>>150460078
>There's something about how much of a fucking loser she is that turns me on.
NTA but I get what you mean
I remember a while ago anons were talking about the fantasy of her crashing at their place during her poet journey and the only way she can pay is with sex
She just gets chubbier each day and has barely written anything but now she knows how to rim and give a titjob at the same time

>>150460070
Everything has some bug bits they just list it in-case someone has an allergy attack.
Milkshakes are the best by far, but some of the sugary mochas at Starbucks are 600 calories and can easily cross 1000 if you ask for heavy cream and extra syrup pumps.

check doordash or skip the dishes you can't ignore your tummy. Carbs and fried stuff aren't bad, but they take up so much room. Drinkable sugars and fats fill you out fast. At least order something, what kind of glutton would go to bed hungry in a world where you can order whatever fatty food you want in a few minutes.

>>150460078
>>150460108
Foamy did a whole video explaining her arc, but she's meant to be a realistic take on that. She has big dreams, but she girlfails into NEET mode. Nobody takes her speeches and poetry seriously, despite claiming to want to diet she lets herself go and then blames society, and despite constantly complaining about sexualization of women in society her desperation leads to her considered and eventually being revealed to being giving hand and blow j's for cash. Doesn't mean she's wrong about Society being crap, but she's in denial while Foamy has embraced the madness and formed his squirrel cult. Hence he does the open rants while Germaine is still in the muck

Bubbly and Chubbily

>>150460070
>god im hungry right now but its too late to get anything
Order in! This is the modern age

>>150460242
All things considering she'd actually make a killing as an actual escort

But seriously, why do they let the board go to shit on Fridays?

>>150459337
no i suppose i'm not, and if the fucking government would make it easier for me to get disability or some shit i could start to resemble her.

>>150460041
honestly im thankful for the history lesson desu modern media is such ass i prefer 2000s animation and movies greatly.

>>150460078
yess i love this aesthetic and i find how ive become lazier and stupider since high school rather hot, im a free thinker in that i hate woke popular shit but really i dont care to change the world i just wanna be a neet cow loser. scott pilgrim ruined a whole generation of women is unironically my anthem

>>150460199
god dude that sounds so fucking good right now. i have a real problem with doordash because im usually flat broke and too retarded to work but i love the convenience of having someone just bring me a bag of tacos or a large pepperoni pizza while i do nothing. maybe i'll try to get back into camming.

and i cant order anything tonight because im crashing with my mom,, its nearly 2am and she'll get pissed if i wake her up. hence searching for my own apartment because otherwise yeah i'd be racing to put in a taco bell order right now

>>150460315
>on Fridays?
They do that everyday

>>150460317
hot. and you couldn't just intercept the delivery outside so he doesn't ring the door bell and then scarf down that platter of yummy meaty tacos while no one is watching?

>>150460317
I've been there. You'll want to open the door youself and grab the food from outside on the porch instead of letting the guy knock or ring. Little tip for late night snack runs I picked up on my path to 200 pounds. (You'll need to get used to thinking with your stomach, it's going to get very demanding and you'll need to obey it's hunger)

>>150460041
Muertitos is pretty tame compared to Neurotically Yours outside of one or two moments. You sure you aren't mixing it up with Creamy Beamy or something

>>150460341
Fridays especially. Could be because kids get out of school on Friday, and without homework to deal with, they make extremely shitty threads on /co/ that don't get deleted until Sunday or Monday.

>>150460317
just listen to your gut and order something, there are ways to be quiet, there aren't other ways to be full

>>150425455 (OP)
Is this the official character sheet?

>>150425710
I know you're shitposting but ironically leshawna might be the only accurate one in the pic

Fat ass =/= disgusting tummy

>>150425455 (OP)
>a promising thread
>ruined by fatfags
Just let this shit sage and die

>>150463129
If you saw those fat asses and didn't think it'd get taken over by fat fetishist, then you're clearly new.

>>150463129
>>150451752
>>150452875
>>150425846
How's the vacation

>>150460449

Muertitos is the gateway drug to Creamy Beamy

Also I hate to say it but Muertitos is funnier

>>150460317

>really i dont care to change the world i just wanna be a neet cow loser.
>lazier and stupider since high school

Hot. Keep eating femanon, we believe in you. Gorge your potential and IQ away.

As someone who's into both dumbification and weight gain kinks it may seem an odd recommendation, but the largest community of women I've ever seen to indulge in both at once is on Tumblr. If you can set aside your reactionary fear of woke stuff and do a little tag searching over there, you can find quite a few women whose entire goal in life is just to be dumbed-down, slovenly, unemployed fat hogs. I could even recommend specific blogs if you're interested.

>>150464036
Not them but I need those blogs and sauce for the art

Best thread ever

>bare asses and multiple visible pussies in OP pic
how has this thread been up for THREE DAYS?

>>150464055

No sauce on the art, it's just an I Hate Fairyland character in a meme format I believe

>I need those blogs

https://www.tumblr.com/makemybellyhang
https://www.tumblr.com/plushcow
https://www.tumblr.com/fatoinkerslob
https://growingellex.tumblr.com/
https://www.tumblr.com/stufffmuffin
https://lilcowzia.tumblr.com/

Keep in mind you may have to download and log in to the tumblr app and then manually search for the username. Tumblr's functionality is ass, which oddly is how it's avoided getting bought out by larger companies and stripped for parts.

And to that femanon--you'd be astonished how many women secretly yearn to just be a fat, lazy, dumb NEET hog with no ambitions beyond eating and getting off. Some of the gals on tumblr are like, very smart and successful when you actually talk to them but so many of them long to just be an overfed unemployed "kept" fuckpig. I swear someday someone needs to do a study on the phenomenon. I wonder if it's some combination of the pressure to keep thin (frequently cited as the origin of their fat fetish for a lot of women) and the pressure to be a modern successful liberated go-get-em bossgirl. It does make sense that at a certain point the human mind might buckle under that pressure and go "you know what? It might just be more fun/hot to be a lazy, dumb, slovenly masturbating house-pig."

Food for thought.

>>150460108

>I remember a while ago anons were talking about the fantasy of her crashing at their place during her poet journey and the only way she can pay is with sex
She just gets chubbier each day and has barely written anything but now she knows how to rim and give a titjob at the same time

What I wouldn't give to have a chubby NEET goth whore just living in my house like a pampered, gluttonous housepet

>>150464360
NTA but its surprising how this guy's adult Gert I Hate Fairyland fanart went from her being thin to her becoming chubby. I guess that happened after he went from making an IHF AU to converting those characters into original webcomic characters.

>>150425483
Fucking kek

>>150464055
>sauce for the art
Found it
https://francoisl-artblog.tumblr.com/post/776290460267380736/when-you-finally-have-a-day-off-and-you-just-sat

>>150464360
I remember seeing an older Tumblr post from these two chicks who were saying something like
>Some days I wish I was one of those fat trailer trash people
>I know right? Just be stupid, carefree, and have one of those funny accents

>>150464732

I've seen a number of convos like this on there, not just from feedees either. I think deep down the constant pressure to succeed makes some women just want to retreat into lazy, gluttonous, trailer-trash NEET obesity where they can just indulge every hedonistic pleasure with no pressure to perform or succeed.

>>150460833

This design was so fucking horny, how did they get away with this

>>150425455 (OP)
>no Kitty or Emma in the entire thread
Shameful really

>>150429381
Why can't all women look like this?

Holy moly. If you are female and don't look like this then you're not a real woman.

>>150465670
She doesn’t have much

>>150460375
>>150460422
>>150460525
taco bell was closed anyways so i just went to sleep. but i get your point about needing to be less passive about my hunger if i actually want to make any significant progress. and its cool that you hit 200, idk what my goal is yet or should be, but as said im 125 pounds and like 5'8.5"

>>150463117
the point is to be round all over, a fat ass is a perfect match for a round soft tummy and melon shaped booba

>>150464036
that's the goal and i have the same kinks, just self-imposed. and i'll take a look into those blogs. most of my disdain for woke is how its ruined reality tv, but its also part of why i dropped out of college.

>>150464360
i love your descriptiveness anon, its rare to meet someone who actually encourages my true desires instead of demanding i grow up and focus on a career. i am very submissive, perhaps in an animalistic nature, so the idea of being a "kept" fuckpig and my only job being getting my cheeks clapped sounds fire. and yes i used to feel the need to keep skinny, to the point there were rumors of me being bulimic but i don't care about that anymore. i'd rather just be a true-blooded american stupid fatass who sits on the couch stuffing her piggy face and watching trash TV all day. i also love getting stoned.

the food should be for my consumption. ;)

>

>>150464732
funny enough i can also do one of those trailer trash type accents and im not even from the south. i suppose if my owner encouraged it i could use it more often till it becomes my natural speaking voice

>>150465813
>>150465670
See here

>>150466373
Holy shit you are thin. That’s a BMI of 18.7, if you lost two pounds you’d be medically underweight and need intervention. You could gain 40 pounds and still be in a healthy weight range. (Overweight starts at about 167 for your height).

You really need to start drinking more calories, great way to get started. Have a shake or something

There’s nothing wrong with embracing your natural human desire to rest, eat, and feel pleasure.

>>150466860
>That’s a BMI of 18.7, if you lost two pounds you’d be medically underweight and need intervention
This feels like a dark humor bit. Anon finding a girl that wants to be fat but she's literally a skeleton that can't gain.

>>150466373
That’s actually dangerously thin and you said earlier you have trouble getting up the energy to even eat? Forget fetishes for a second you need to eat more for objective health reasons you’re literally wasting away

>>150466860
running low on fat gwens. but i used to be clinically dangerously underweight when i was 12 to the point where i was literally bottom 1% of weight for kids my age. so even having *some* softness now is nice and i can tell the potential for curves is definitely there.

i've also been couch surfing under stressful conditions so ive never really got to have the comfy NEET cave i wanted. i seem to always live with people who get pissy at me for minding my own business, sleeping in late or whatever it is i do so i become naturally avoidant and don't spend as much time in the kitchen or ordering out as much as i should. having my own apartment or at least a roomie who isn't a direct trigger for my BPD would be awesome.

>>150466968
i suppose it is. i mean i can't gain now but there has to be a way that i *can* gain that either just isn't accessible yet or hasn't happened. but im nearing my late 20s so hopefully my metabolism can like chill out and let me get a nice round belly.

>>150467094
see above but ikwym some of it is on me for not eating when i should but i seem to always have lived with people who wait to attack me the second i leave my room esp if its late.

>>150467411
I do recommend liquid calories. Especially if you barely have the energy to get anything yourself, you'll be much better if you can just get something inside of you. You don't have to get a 2000 calorie mega shake. Milk, orange juice, literally anything liquid that can give you energy.

>>150425455 (OP)
so /co/, would you?

>>150466373

>the idea of being a "kept" fuckpig and my only job being getting my cheeks clapped sounds fire.

Definitely check out LilCowZia on bluesky or tumblr then. She's made being a kept, fuckable fat housepet into a lifestyle, we love to see it.

>125 pounds

For now, maybe. Just wait till you hit 25-30ish and as long as you keep eating, the weight will pile on. No metabolism lasts forever.

>i also love getting stoned.

Hell yeah. As someone who's into intoxication kink, a fat NEET housepet butterball you can plow while she eats taco bell and plays vidya games is peak. Keep chasing your dreams femanon, be the obese NEET change you wish to see in the world.

>but its also part of why i dropped out of college.

lmao how so? In my experience "woke" is mostly a racist dogwhistle by boomers and elder millennials that means "black" or "queer" i.e. "we should get rid of all the wokes." can you elaborate on how you perceive this has impacted your life? science wishes to know

What the actual fuck is this thread

>>150467634
Idk, it started off with oversized ass then became a fatfag club, then femanon started talking about wanting to be fat, then crustaceans showed up and now it's whatever.

>>150467703
Every thread inevitably evolves into a crustacean it’s just science

A perfectly good ass thread ruined by fatfags. You hate to see it.

>>150468168
I’m pretty sure that was the plan from the start

>>150468178
Even so. The thread was suppose to be ass focused not belly focused.

>>150468105

>Reject fatfags, return to Crab

>>150468195
Sure it was

>>150467451
i do like sodas and shakes and other sugary drinks i guess im just too inconsistent

>>150467557
super fucking based and i am jealous. will look into.

>for now, maybe, no metabolism lasts forever
love your writing making it seem as becoming a fatass is a total inevitability for me. hot.

yeah thats literally my dream. for intoxication kink theres this guy stanmaps on deviantart that does stuff i kinda like of girls getting fat high and horny

hmm, i noticed in college we had a lot of lectures on cultural appropriation, unconscious bias etc. and some POC only pizza parties. which, yes, i went to very white schools beforehand but i was always bullied and outcasted anyways so immediately it felt like another way to outcast me for something i never benefited from to begin with.

im not maga or anything either im just very avoidant of people generally because ive been abused and homeless a lot and that shit fucks with you hence why i have so many MH disorders

which loops back into wanting to be a housepig for someone who doesnt automatically hate me for being lazy and depressive. but i havent had much luck.

>>150468366
Sodas have carbonation which fills you up. Shakes are best.

And even if it’s the dream, you are plenty capable of spoiling yourself. Plenty of lazy NEET girls don’t need no man to live their lifestyles. Just look at Germaine(Foamy is a squirrel doesn’t count)

No mention of Chubby Chiquita in threads about encouraging people with girls going hog mode? Shame

>Porn OP still up
All shitposting, gore posting, cp posting, etc... is justified. It is retaliation.

>You got FAT
>No YOU got fat!
>I'm not fat!
>I'm not fat!

>>150468434
yeah i know i just like burping. and shakes are harder to find whereas anyplace sells soda.

i suppose i could always cam again i just have some stockholm syndrome regarding my mentor but its better than working shitty wagie jobs. its just been really hard for me to find a way to be a NEET comfortably.

>>150469378
And...I'm horny once again

>>150469378
Nothing wrong with being a shameless belcher, but it's just factual Shakes have triple the calories and take up less space. They pair really good with spicy meaty foods as they help settle and soothe the stomach. No Dairy Queens near you? No Sonics? No Baskin Robbins? No Marble Creamery?

>>150469378
>>150469378
>like burping
>lazy
>i suppose i could always cam again i just have some stockholm syndrome regarding my mentor but its better than working shitty wagie jobs. its just been really hard for me to find a way to be a NEET comfortably.
>love to sleep
>former camgirl
>lazy
>hates work
>wants to indulge
>doesn't want to be wagie
>BPD Girlfail

You are not only never beating the Germaine allegations, but you are like 90% her. You are basically Germaine in the flesh. You even like early 2000s media best you way as well lean into it and binge watch the whole series. (Does anyone have an actual archive of the whole thing? I just have a couple episodes like this one about being lazy)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74avwj47Q-g

>>150469445
>>150469505
>>150469564
I'M GONNA-

>>150469378
I agree with the other anons you are the IRL reincarnation of Germaine. You should go by IRLGermaineAnon or something, add that to your fixations list

>>150465661
Well when it's your own shortfilm you can do anything you want.

>>150469438
happy to help

>>150469477
i do love my tacos super spicy..and there are some dairy queens around here but i dont drive and i dunno if they have any spicy food i could doordash?

>>150469748
you have me pegged pretty well anon, i will have to give the series some more time once i get the chance to be alone for a while. maybe she'll become my latest self insert

>>150469827
thats clearly a monster zero

>>150427989
>>150458337
Seconded. I'd love to see this chubby nerd get even fatter

>>150469944
Just because it's not as absurdly caloric as the 1800 calorie monstrosity's that Sonic and Baskin have doesn't mean Dairy Queen is a bad place to start. The large peanut butter milkshake has 1250 calories. One of those every day for a week should put a good two pounds on your frame assuming you eat the same. Come on anon, if you want to stop being a literal skeleton you got to start somewhere, just get a yummy sugary peanut buttery shake you can lazily slurp on through the day, try to make a daily habit of grabbing a shake.

If Trent had to choose between either of these two, who would he pick?

>>150470028
Even the Writing.com stuff largely ignores her. Which sucks because she's the second fattest girl of the orginal cast and is really the only 'chubby' girl in the whole series, everyone else is either a twig. buff, or a hamplanet.

>>150469944
Season 1-9 (2002-2011) are the best of the series, the reboot arc from 2011-2016 is ok but a bit scatter brained, and after that the proper Neurotically Yours series have taken a step back and he's mostly been focusing on spin-off series under the broader 'Foamy the Squirrel' brand. I'm sure someone has the full show or at least the full original run around somewhere. Germaine getting fat is Season 6 through 8, prior to that she was a lazy girlfail twig

>>150469933
i could try it but idk how many threads we'll get like this where its relevant desu. but ive wanted to be a fat alt bitch for some time so maybe she could be inspiration for me

>>150470028
same desu beth is cool

>>150470059
mhmm that does sound tho good...just slurping down yummy peanut buttery goodness whenever i wanna and feeling the pounds pack on...130...135...how high could i get? struggling to fit in my old clothes, denying its possible i gained any weight...ill try to find a way to make it happen.

>>150470109
well thats how ive been for most of my life, but like i said, being a twig is boring, i wanna get fucking fat!

>>150470137
nta but if I have to choose the body type of my couple I would adore she is fat. I don't know why I simply find fat women extremely hot. Maybe because I am below skinny and on a couple you look what you lack?

>>150470085
Wouldn't she be the third? Sadie > Leshawna > her?
>>150469944
Canonically Gwen and Heather did gain weight during the break between the original season and Action. Heather only had cellulite on what looked like her normal legs but Gwen has a full on muffin top

how is that OP image still up

>>150470137
If someone on this thread can find a convenient source with everything in order you should. I'm sure it exists.

Beth is cool

Yeah that's the magic thing about liquid calories, you don't FEEL like much is changing, but suddenly the scales start move, after a couple weeks you're starting to jiggle where you didn't used to. Even if you change nothing else in your life, that's about 10-13 pounds a month gained just off that daily shake addition. You'd go from practically underweight to legally overweight in less than two and a half months. Go get it anon, think about that taste, all that sugar, the gentle peanut butter swirl to keep your tummy settled, no need to rush it, just taking a suck of it when you feel like it, don't even really think about it too much. Like the fact that 3 large sips is more calories than a slice of pizza and one shake is more calories than an entire pizza.

>bare pussy in OP pic
>thread is parasitized by fatfag shitposting
>up for 4 days

Might as well close the janny applications now since it clearly isn't gonna make a difference on this shithole of a board.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7Tz3Y846V4
https://thisvid.com/videos/slime-of-her-life/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3UPCvX3mp4

Any of ya'll fans of LadyLuckFate's work? Especially the Fate and Twinmill series?

>>150470352
>>150470137
That seems extreme so I checked and hooolllly crap it's real. That's so many calories per gram. Go get it anon

>>150470372
You forgot to mention some psycho /soc/ posting about their journey into obesity and an early death.

>>150470137
>well thats how ive been for most of my life, but like i said, being a twig is boring, i wanna get fucking fat!
That is literally actually for reals what Germaine did starting in Season 6. It's uncanny because of how closely you match it's that uncanny. You are Germaine, Anon.

>>150470382
Yes, love their stuff.

>>150470372
>>150470324
>>150469161
>>150470475
You’re a schizo, and even worse you’re boring

>>150425455 (OP)
HOW is this thread still up?

>>150470414
Now that's a shake. And it's still for sale it looks like.

>>150470137
For some context anon, you are underweight right now or at least borderline. If you're even a pound less than you say or a 10th of an inch taller you are medically underweight. Your body is maintained by less than 1600 calories a day it's so scrawny.

Just one of those shakes a day, on it's own, absolutely no other dietary changes? In 12 weeks you'd be legally overweight, officially fat. One dairy queen large peanut butter shake a day, and no other additions, will take you from a medically underweight skeleton to a medically overweight official fatty in two and a half months. Think about that anon...all you need is a quick shake grab daily. So unassuming, so simple, so tasty

>>150470414
>>150459337
Reminds me of this.

>>150470204
dont you know that bigger is better and better is bigger a little bit is never enough oh nonono

>>150470310
based gwen enjoying a sugary drink, it wouldve been funny if she kept the muffin top moving forward

>>150470352
i forget if i mentioned already but i am eating some pizza tonight like right now. a peanut butter shake would be a lovely dessert desu.

>>150470414
hot god i wanna get fat so bad >,<

>>150470490
then so be it, germaine i am!

>>150470764
i am also schizo but never boring

>>150470917
once im settled in an apartment ill be sure to figure something out on how i can get shakes so often cuz, like, i totally would love a yummy creamy buttery shake to go to my jiggly thighs and tummy and stuff...thank you for the advice

>>150470964
>dont you know that bigger is better and better is bigger a little bit is never enough oh nonono
I like that idea

>>150470964

>based gwen enjoying a sugary drink, it wouldve been funny if she kept the muffin top moving forward
too bad
>i forget if i mentioned already but i am eating some pizza tonight like right now. a peanut butter shake would be a lovely dessert desu.

Thinking of it as dessert is part of the problem. You've still got a twig mentality. That's not 'a dessert', that's just a drink, just a meager drink you have alongside your delicious meal it's not even worth thinking about. Just something you sip on without even worrying about what's in it because drinks don't count right? You can get your food and a dessert and a 'drink', that's normal enough right? ;)

>then so be it, germaine i am!
may as well revel in it

>once im settled in an apartment ill be sure to figure something out on how i can get shakes so often cuz, like, i totally would love a yummy creamy buttery shake to go to my jiggly thighs and tummy and stuff...thank you for the advice
What kind of fat girl waits for tomorrow or worries about the future? You want a shake, so you get it. That is the gluttony mentality. Go get the shake anon.

>>150470964
If you drank one of those shakes daily starting from when OP posted this thread, you'd have gained 9 pounds since this Total Drama thread started. Don't miss out.