Thread 150429319

The storytime thread for ASM 12 has already hit bump limit thanks to a very passionate and devoted Norman Osborn fan from Poland >>150421067

Let's have a new thread and continue the discussion then. Did people like it, hate it? Is Joe Kelly doing enough to apologize for Paul and Zeb Wells's failures, or is ASM still bad? I'm pretty sure only Norman Osborn still gives a shit that he killed Gwen Stacy.

>>150429319 (OP)
I will take over now storytime of the clone saga thanks OP for allowing me to Stoytime it here we go.

>norman decides to spill the beans on peter parker
>and may
>miles and the others cut off norman's explanation mid way and declare him as the bad guy
>norman still tries talk no jitsu
>it fails
>norman is pissed off and green goblin takes over
>green goblin kills gwen again
>green goblin said he did it again and he'd do it again, with efficiency
>escapes
>after the goblin nut clarity, norman sets a journey to clown on mepshito again and undo OMD with sister sorrow's help

>>150429319 (OP)
Kelly's run is still dogshit, it's just that Zeb's run was an *incredibly* easy act to follow and at least seem like a mild improvement. But Marvel needs to relaunch Ultimate Spider-Man after Endgame or Nick Lowe will get crucified at NYCC.

>>150429353
Oh okay, feel free to stay up all night! Thus, I win. *smug face*

>>150429360
No you don't since you have zero audience expect me making this thread during ther night was your mistake and this wil be your downfall

>>150429391
You're keeping the thread bumped and staying up even later. It's almost 4 AM where you live. That's hilarious.

>>150429319 (OP)
Spider-Norman is a stupid concept but not the worst idea they've had. I'm waiting for Nu-Ultimate Peter to merge with 616 Peter.

>>150429442
Anon the only person you have to you entain you happens to be ME what did you think was going to happen if you made this thread during the middle of the night? you truly are stupid as they come.

>>150429468
>Spider-Norman is a stupid concept but
So is this thread.

>>150429520
I like the image OP used.

>>150429551
I don't

>>150429566
Ah, it makes sense, Gwen is kind of a whore and Polish people hate whores and are tired of seeing her.

>>150429582
Gwen Stacy never did anything wrong and you know that now fuck off.

>>150429582
>Ah, it makes sense, Gwen is kind of a whore and Polish people hate whores and are tired of seeing her.
I think maybe i will storytime ALL of OMD just to piss you off.

I am confused. Is this a troll storytime?

>>150429636
That'd really make me mad so you better not do that if you know what's good for you

>>150429708
No this a real storytime with the OP blessing.

>>150429708
He uses it as an excuse to flood threads because 'I'm spamming a Spider-Man comic, therefore I'm on topic hurr hurr' because he's developmentally delayed and thinks like a six year old basically. It's 4 in the morning where he lives, he's going to tuck out eventually or just die from lack of rest.

>>150429731
>Anons have baited the Gwenschizo into never getting a good night's sleep again.

>>150429719
Oh you will storytime sins past here now won't that mess this thread up since the clone saga storytime is in progress.

>>150429731
lol I will last longer then you retard.

>>150429750
Continue your storytime, schizo. Unless you're getting tired. Are you falling asleep?

>>150429775
You probably will. I'll go to bed, have a nice rest, get to work, come back home, and you'll still be here, not having eaten or slept.

>>150429793
Anon I get up late in the afternoon thus you are doomed lol.

>>150429636
Meanwhile all we need to post is this.

>>150429814
You act like that's something to be proud of instead of just a clear sign that you have no job and your health is very poor. You're a funny, silly little guy.

>>150429815
And I need to is post this I take it this rings a bell right?

Can confirm either Norman or Peter grabbing her by the leg and whipping her around their head and throwing her off the bridge will be next logical step in making a mockery of that story through retcons and ways of depicting it yet again.

>>150429823
My heath is just fine retard

>>150429872
What is your height and weight?

>>150429828
>Did you know Norman Osborn has killed people?
Uh yeah? We all know that just as we all know that Gwen is dead.

Aaaand the schizo has either collapsed or given up. Anyways, it feels like Kelly is really relying on Spider-Norman to carry the earth portion of the book.

>>150430016
It's odious, but I like that it upsets the schizo so I'm torn.

>>150430108
kek, keep it up retard. No sleep for you!

>>150429319 (OP)
Seems like Ben is bored being a successful Peter Parker.

>>150430229
anon as you have painfully learned by now I am not a person to fuck with,

>>150430447
yes you are. You were made to be fucked with.

>>150430496
I am your doom retard.

>>150430526
Nice. Drink lots of coffee now.

>This actually is a troll storytime
What makes white boys act like this?

>>150430581
Americans be like
>RACE RACE RACE WHITE PEEPOO BLACK PEEPOO

>>150430581
I'm pretty sure Polish people aren't white

>>150430560
Yeah, he gave up five minutes later. He's not getting much sleep ever again.

Meh. Spider-Man threads are usually not worth dealing with the exhausting unhinged shit going on in them.

>>150431374
It's literally just one guy. It's literally just one Polish pedophile who has made it his life's mission, to the point of posting until the crack of dawn where he lives, to undermine and obstruct any attempt at conversation until he passes out from exhaustion. He has no job. He has no life outside of this. He only does this.

so is spider-gwen the same age as peter & mj since she used the cosmic cube to replace 616 gwen? norman called all the spiders children.

>>150431727
She's younger.

>>150429468
Who the hell wants 6160 Peter to merge with 616 Peter? He's already extremely boring, fusing him with 616 Peter won't change anything.

>>150431823
He has a good supporting cast, is able to keep the people he gives a shit about alive, and has utterly screwed up his life.

>>150431881
His supporting cast is barely developed apart from Harry and Gwen who Hickman treats as if they were the protagonists.

>>150431918
I don't get "protagonist" from his Gwen.

>>150431881
>muh cast
The last thing anyone wants is yet another FAKE ASS GWEN.

>>150431727
>she used the cosmic cube to replace 616 gwen
That would actually make her a villain.

>>150431918
I like Ben, Jonah, and Richard.

>>150432015
Gwen got what she deserved.

>>150432027
GWEN GOT WHAT SHE DESERVED

>>150431918
>His supporting cast is barely developed

At this rate his supporting cast is more developed than current ASM's supporting cast has been since 2022

>>150429319 (OP)
Was there any need, any need at all to give Silk such great tits and ass in this issue? It's distracting.

>>150432375
Probably to offset the 40 year old haircut and face they're giving her lately.

>>150432730
I like the bobcut.

Oh hey, the thread is still here the next day and the schizo is full of nothing but hot air. Hey schizo! Hey Polack! Hey pedophile! Finish your storytime! You live here now, wake the fuck up!

>a throwaway villain who only functioned as a sacrificial lamb to change Eddie Brock’s status quo is getting a solo series
He’s going to bond to Paul.

>>150434181
Oh no… Paul’s definitely going to rape Dylan Brock this time.

>>150434263
Paul is basically going to be raped by Knull

>>150434181
The one advantage Knull had over Batkek was that he wasn’t absurdly overused and pretty much stayed gone after his event. It was only a matter of time before that changed.

>>150432112
Richard irritates me.

>>150434731
I just like how we gradually transitioned from “what is even the point of Richard when we have May,” to “why is May even here can we get back to Richard”

But what they don’t understand is, that’s just what happens when people have plans for characters.

You fags better support ASM: Torn

>>150431698
>to undermine and obstruct any attempt at conversation
You fags aren't discussing it at all though

>>150434863
The one about the college 5 days, right? Name like that I get Sins Past vibes so I’m iffy.

>>150434863
I'll only support the story if I like it.

>https://aiptcomics.com/2025/09/18/radioactive-spider-man-1-preview/
RELATIONSHIP WITH MJ WATSON ENDED
NOW CECILIA REYES IS MY NEW GIRLFRIEND

>>150435234
Anon wasn’t joking when he said AoR was one last shit sputtering from editorial

>>150435234
>CECILIA REYES
Odd choice for an X-Men character, I guess Firestar would have been too on the nose

>>150435234
>Spider-Office is still kneeling to the X-Office

>>150434863
1.Is the Coffee Bean crew part of this?
That’s my biggest draw. I’m interested if the whole gang’s in.

2. If not, is the focus is only on Peter, his girlfriend, and Aunt May?
That’s a dealbreaker. I had issues with that narrow scope in his original run, and I’m not signing up for it again.

3. Who’s Peter dating, and how is she written?
If it’s MJ, she better be the carefree, party-loving version. She needs to be someone who’s flippant about romance and throws playful shade when people kill her vibe.
If it’s Gwen, don’t give me some flawless, angelic ideal. I want a real character, not a pedestal.

>>150435234
Am I supposed to know who this is?

>>150434863
It’s already on my pull list, because I liked his recent Sinister Sixteen one-shot

>>150435234
RIP SHAY

Even Deb Whitman had a more meaningful relationship with him.

>>150435373
If you've read X-Books then yeah

>>150435373
a c-list X-Men character

>>150435297
The X-Fags are laughing at us...

>>150435234
That event looks so shit. Why are the X-Men so lame?

>>150434863
Nope, not falling for it.

>>150432015
>still no pantsless edit
Come on yous guys…

>>150434863
Why not just let him start web of again or even friendly neighborhood or sensational. Why just introduce another title that’ll just be forgotten?

>>150435529
>>150435601
Brevoort is just hoping tossing Spider-Man into mutant shit will get people to give a damn about X-books again.

>>150435354
It’s during his college years, and yes, the Coffee Bean crew is prominent. Both Gwen and MJ are alive and it seems he’s kind of in a love triangle with both of them.

>>150434834
>can we get back to Richard
Nobody thinks like that. Everyone just asks why the fuck is May missing for most of 2025's issues. I think it has something to do with Benom.

ASM#12 preview and interview with Kelly on Norman coming up.

(Who gives a shit about Imperial)

>>150435987
>(Who gives a shit about Imperial)
Me slightly, but only to see where Hickman and co are taking Marvel Cosmic, the event itself has been pretty bad

>>150436012
>The Amazing Spider-Man #11 dropped the big reveal that Norman has taken on the mantle of Spider-Man for himself. No one seems ready to trust Norman with his newfound responsibility, least of all Ben Reilly, who has an agenda of his own as he impersonates his clone brother. As Kelly explains, the possibilities of exploring Norman in this new role were too good to ignore.

>“On shock value alone it's a fun beat, but the post-sins version of Norman is fascinating. He's not suddenly a ‘good person’ - everything that he ever did wrong still happened, but he has an opportunity to move forward as a sane person for the first time, maybe ever,” Kelly tells IGN. “What does a person like that do with a second chance, especially when they are still prone to ego, anger, and the rest? Norman has been letting himself get close to Peter, becoming someone Pete truly relies on. When Peter disappears, how does Norman fill that vacuum? Is it the best idea to put on a Spider-Man suit? Why would he think he could take on that mantle? What's he trying to prove? All great stuff to explore.”

>Needless to say, it’s going to be an uphill battle for Norman, especially as he’s dragged into a conflict involving fellow Goblins like Queen Goblin and Hobgoblin. Some mysterious foe is hunting Goblins, and that includes the former Green Goblin himself.

>>150431823
It will give Lowe, Kelly, Brevoort the malicious gleeful joy of doing OMD all over again purely to spite Peter x MJ fans (again) and destroy USM in one fell swoop.

>>150436018
>“I can't say what it is exactly, but I will say that we will find out who tried to kill Norman and see their plan expand…” Kelly teases. “Someone is hunting goblins. There will be a bunch of folks popping out of the woodwork, but maybe not as we've seen them in the past. It's gonna get ugly.”

>As for Peter Parker, the “real” Spider-Man is currently many light-years away from home and well out of his comfort zone. Peter’s deep-space exile comes in the wake of his brutal defeat at the hands of his new nemesis, Hellgate. Hellgate’s last words to Spidey were “Get stronger,” and Peter is doing his best to carry out that mission. He’s even got a spiffy new costume. And Kelly confirms that this order will be motivating Peter as he deals with his new surroundings.

>“It absolutely is driving many of his choices,” Kelly says. “We used Pepe's first arc to establish that Peter has a deep fear of losing his loved ones - a childhood trauma. Then we used JR's arc to have that nightmare come true - though the audience didn't know it at first. So Hellgate's command is a seed planted in the very fertile ground of Peter's deepest fears. It will definitely bear fruit, whether or not it's top of Peter's mind.”

>>150436030
>At the same time, Peter’s field trip has taken an unexpected turn thanks to issue #11. There, Peter rescues a group of captive alien test subjects, including the one and only Rocket Raccoon. For a man burdened by his sense of responsibility, these test subjects will force him to play the role of guardian, whether he likes it or not.

>“Peter's never ever going to turn his back on someone in need, whether he's in New York or an alien planet,” Kelly says. “So discovering a ship full of aliens held against their will is going to press his buttons. But he's not feeling like much of a "guardian" post-Hellgate, so that interaction should kick up some interesting stuff for him.”

>These twin storylines will carry the book through this next phase, and also dictate how Larraz and Romita share art duties. Whereas Larraz drew the series' opening arc and Romita the second, now each will trade off issues, with Larraz handling those focused on the space storyline and Romita those set in New York.

>>150436039
>“Early on, I wanted to do something big that threw Spider-Man out of his element,” Kelly explains of this shake-up. "’Punching him into space’ became my quick pitch - but then it stuck. As I was working this out, the realities of how Amazing Spider-Man is a bi-weekly book started to set in. I knew that there would be two initial arcs, but I wondered if splitting a few months between Pepe and JR would work - one artist every two weeks to tell two parallel stories. We thought it would be a cool challenge, and then developed the Space/New York storylines. It's been a blast to write, and I hope folks dig it.”

>It’s also worth noting that Marvel is inching closer and closer to publishing the 1000th issue of The Amazing Spider-Man (with the recent #11 being #975 in legacy numbering). Kelly confirms that he has big plans in mind for when the series reaches that point in 2026, even if the prospect is more than a little daunting.

>“So big! The BIGGEST! No pressure at all! Why would you think that there's any pressure? No pressure... None. Zero,” Kelly says. “In all seriousness, it's a monumental milestone book, and I am so excited to be a part of it. It's going to be something special... no pressure.”

>>150436020
>OMD
I think it'd go more like House of M. He suddenly has all these memories of a life that isn't his.

>>150435415
Even Norah and Michelle did and they never even officially dated him, Shay's a fraud

>>150436048
https://www.ign.com/articles/norman-osborn-is-the-new-spider-man-so-what-happens-next

None of this fills me with confidence

>>150435234
>radioactive spider-man
Does this mean his semen is radioactive also can mutants die from radiation?

USM preview.

>>150435234
b-b-based

>>150435373
She was debut during Zero Tolerance

>>150436757
>>150436796
No.

>>150436048
Why did they make Spider-Man a bi-weekly series anyway? Wasn't #900 like yesterday? And now we're close to #1000 which is an important milestone that will most likely be a bunch of nothing, given editorial's past record. Did they make it so that they could claim all the glory of those special issues without actually having to deliver good stories?

>>150436934
Piss off.

>>150429319 (OP)
3 mana to kill a creature and exile your opponent’s graveyard 2 turns later is bad

>>150436949
Answer my question Marvel intern.

why is Gwen so horny for this poor, widowed, middle-aged man? Will no one save him from her semen-guzzling vagina?

>>150434897
We really are. It turns out that when the Polish child rape guy finally collapses from exhaustion for the day, people are able to talk about things. That’s what pisses him off and it turns out the best way to fuck with him is to just to carry on when he’s too exhausted to keep at it, because the thought that people will just carry on as usual after leaves is very frustrating for him. Until then, well, he’s very easy to fuck with and tricking him into staying up all night doing a storytime is funny to me. His sleep quality is very poor, sleeping only in the mornings and waking up in the evenings like he’s been forcing himself to do will cause his blood pressure to spike and he’ll die a fair bit sooner. I do feel some satisfaction in the knowledge that I am literally slowly killing him just by talking about comic books.

>The MJ action figure with the exclusive Iron Spider MJ MTG card is now sold out on Amazon.
Based. This kills the GwenSchizo.

Gwenschizoid woke up from his post-goon session...

>>150437701
You are a idiot a true one.

>>15043785
Give it up retard there is nothing to discuss spider-man has ben dead since OMD

>>150435234
>Peter finally boning a black chick
He has penetrated every color there is on earth now.

You get to relive the clone saga for all time.

Doomed to relive the clone saga and OMD for all time your fate is sealed spider-fags you are forever doomed as is Peter Parker.

>>150436067
Is that Phil? I thought Rascal took over Normie and ate him?

>>150438563
The always come back dumbass.

>>150438592
From the kid's stomach?

>>150436757
>>150436796
I'm liking USM overall but my main issue is that it's a ticking time bomb story and Peter has not being shown to adquire enough battle experience for when shit hits the fan and he's being Spider-Man for close to two years already.

>>150438948
I'm betting Benom is going to be the guy to actually kill/defeat Mr.Negative and the last two issues is the main trio trying to defeat him somehow.

Post another comic page if you agree that Gwen Stacy is burning in hell thanks to Mephisto and Norman Osborn is a true hero who helps out his best friend Spider-Man.

>>150439812
Fuck off or I will do OMD.

>>150436067
Why is the Kafka clone still a goblin?

>>150440614
You shouldn't trust a man with deep psychological issues to run a purifying ceremony, let alone a clone engineered by the High Evolutionary.

>>150440614
The good Doctor hasn’t flushed it all out yet. With her new patient standing close, she’s ready to begin a full-body procedure. No gloves. No restraint. Just deep, hands-on therapy until every last urge is purged.

Official Spider-Man Tier List:

>Literal Cosmic Tier
Spider-Ham
Supaidaman
Venomzord

>God Tier
Peter (Space Training Arc)
Eddie (Carnage)

>Top Tier
Ben Reilly
Kaine
Eddie Brock (Venom)

>Mid Tier
Peter (pre-Space)
Flash Thompson (Anti-Venom)
MJ (Venom)
Norman (Spider-Man)
Rest of the Spider and Venoms from SVvsVV

>Bottom Tier
Miles
Silk
Spider-Gwen
Bailey

>>150439812
>Norman Osborn is a true hero
He burried Miles' poochie status to the ground. Right when Spider-Verse 3 got delayed too. Norman is too powerful.

>>150440775
Who's clone engineering can I trust most?

You are doomed spider fags OMD is forever canon.

>>150442635
He should have put Miles in a wheelchair.

>>150442993
People are already convinced Joe Kelly hates Miles because of that fight scene. Do that and it'll be a scandal worthy of outside newspapers lol.

>>150442736
You're going to stay up all night storytiming. You literally started at 10 PM and now it's 3 AM. You're going to die pretty young, and alone.

>>150443158
Between that and Radioactive Spider-Man saddling Miles with the name of Spin... I think Miles is eventually going the way of Paul Rabin, sooner or later. Turned into a joke, and then tossed away.

>Muhfuggin Marywhores
>Norman, dear, who is this strange homeless man?
>Oh, don't mind him Gwen. That's just Paul Rabin.
>Maryslutfags
>What's wrong with this poor man?
>Hm? Oh, some breakup he never got over. He's just been living like some sort of homeless schizophrenic.
>That's so sad...
>Don't pity him too much, my dear. He's from Poland, and he even tried to molest Eddie Brock's son. Now come on, it's almost time for Peter and Mary Jane's anniversary.
>WHORES! WHORES! WHOOOORES!
>Yes, I do think we better get going. What an awful creature.

>>150443178
I doubt it. As far as I can tell, he's still moving comics and if Silk and Spider-Gwen aren't considered total jokes despite selling less than he's safe.

>>150443158
>People are already convinced Joe Kelly hates Miles because of that fight scene.
What really? I need to see it. I'm guessing it's Ziglar with multiple accounts.

>>150443301
Silk is a huge jobber now, and Spider-Gwen is definitely a joke. Or at least Gwen Stacy is, as Gwen was a complete and utter whore before dying.

>>150443301
Piss off nobody cares.

>>150443326
>WEEEHHHHHH! WEHHHHHHH!
Those are noises that Polish people make when they're angry, and it sounds like a dying pig.

>>150443326
Hey so when this thread hits bump limit we're going to make another new one immediately. If you want to stop us, you better stay awake and not sleep anytime soon. Just letting you know!

>>150443349
Thread will die sooner then me lol.

>>150443360
I don't get it, if Gwenschizo is such a badass why doesn't he just hunt down and kill the people who make Spider-Man threads, I think that's odd.

>>150443375
He's too weak, and sleepy. The Polish piggie has to stay up all night storytiming for us for the rest of his life now.

>>150443356
You are all of excuses to make we had one for storytime now this one is for the Discussion. What are you going to do next make another Discussion or general? you have pretty much worn out your stay on /co/ you are fucked.

>>150443408
Hey, that's a pretty good idea! I can make two threads next time, one for discussion and one for a storytime! Thanks, Gwenschizo! Next time I'll make two threads, good suggestion.

>>150443432
We officially have permission to make two threads now, thanks to our friend, the Polish child molester.

>>150443432
Why anon two iscussion threads at the same time would be seen as spam and flooding and thus they would both get deleted by the mods. at any rate you worry too much you see this thread won't reach bump limit today.

>>150443459
Make two theads now and watch them get deleted in no time flat the mods frown upon spam and flooding.

>>150443491
Better keep on posting then! No time for sleep, get storytiming! We'll have two threads very soon. I respect you, and I respect your lifestyle of pedophilia.

>>150443515
>Make two theads now
No, I can't make the threads now, that'd be spam. Don't worry, the famous polish child molester, Gwenschizo will stay up all night to make sure we get those threads very soon.

>>150443517
Oh thread will be alive you see that is to annoy you even further oh yes it hit will bump limit bu you simply don't when that will happen hahaha.

>>150443538
In your own way you are dooming this thread yourself as you can see I am rather good at making one angry and you now VERY much angry hahaha.

>>150443552
Yeah, I'll probably get some sleep and make the threads when I wake up. You'll still be awake, right? You wouldn't want to drop the ball like that, right? Better stay awake!

>>150443572
>>150443552

You seem to be losing your composure. What happened to storytime? Why are you panicking? You seem to be getting more tired and less coherent.

>>150443577
If you do that then you will doom yourself you see this thread will still be alive when you wake up. If you make several threads of the same well that becomes flooding a board.

>>150443591
Oh I fugure for the time being it's more fun to make you angry.

>>150443608
You've kept arguing that this would happen, but this is like the fourth time in a row where this happened and I haven't been punished once. I think the moderators do in fact like it when people make more threads and have discussion with them. You seem to be the only one angry about that and vowing to kill and rape anyone who makes a thread that makes you sad. I'm going to keep doing it though, because it's funny to me that you get so sad and angry over something so small that you're now hurting yourself over it, just to be either ignored or laughed at. Anyways, hurry up and get back to your story-timing my dear faggot. It's almost dawn in Warsaw.

>>150443638
Mae threads now and you will most likely be punished

>>150443665
That's why I'm waiting patiently. Now stay awake, and get back to your storytime.

Here's a funny and exciting list of the future medical problems Gwenschizo is inflicting on himself, because he's started ignoring his sleep to get angry about comic book threads on the internet. He won't stop though. He really would rather die, kek.

>>150443727
I'm rooting for stroke! He certainly types like someone whose already had a few. Come on stroke! Hopefully it causes him to have trouble speaking and swallowing and eventually he'll choke to death just trying and failing to feed himself.

>>150443665
He gave and went to sleep, thereby losing the argument. The funny thing is that no matter what he did, he would have lost somehow. He either damages his health or he gives up and crawls off to bed. Because Gwenschizo can't help but always be a loser.

>>150443818
Kek, he's basically our bitch now. The hell he found was of his own making.

>>150443675
It's amazing how vulnerable the schizo is to things like basic child psychology.

>>150443864
He's definitely developmentally delayed. He acts like a child, he's entitled like a child, and he's as gullible as a child. He might even really be underage.

This is pretty dire. Did the Polish guy somehow trick himself into going several nights straight with next to no sleep because he thought it would accomplish something?

>>150436934
>Why did they make Spider-Man a bi-weekly series anyway
Because they want the sales of two books a month without requiring a second creative team on a side book that won't sell as well as ASM

>Schizo tried to "punish" the thread by posting the clone saga
>He always starts at the start so it's just JMD kino

>>150444281
Quality inevitably suffers in those circumstances, and thus so does interest. I think Zeb's run would have been a lot more coherent if he wasn't constantly pressured by a biweekly schedule and all his other projects. As it is, the writing was almost unintelligible at times. Nobody was ever acting remotely sane.

>>150436934
From what I remember reading Tek's and Action Comics' #1000s, I have no faith for milestones anymore, they would literally have to undo the last 18 years of spidey in some way or perform an anti-OMD to make me care about le heckin thousandrino

>>150444488
I'm honestly more interested in stuff like Ultimate and Torn. Only retards and Polish pedophiles think that anyone gives a shit about something just because "i-it's 616"

>>150429319 (OP)
There is no polish fan. You're a schizo larping your own punching bag.

>>150445103
You got me, I'm actually a Polish pedophile obsessed with Gwen Stacy and I stayed up multiple nights without sleep because I can't stand the thought of other people talking about Spider-Man comics. I have tantrums and violent fits every time it happens. I'm genuinely retarded, easily manipulated into humiliating myself, and I agree with you that I'm nothing but a total punching bag with an unjustified and unearned degree of narcissistic self-importance. You should make fun of me whenever I show up. Everyone should, and they should probably try to trick me into hurting myself in some way again.

>>150445214
You also gave up and slinked off like a whipped dog, a cowardly disgrace to all of Poland. Truly, there is nobody more pathetic or shameful than the famous child rapist, Gwenschizo.

>>150445240
I also want everyone to know that I, Gwenschizo also secretly think that Gwen is a huge whore and that I have contracted third stage syphilis resulting in serious neurocognitive deficits.

>>150445214
I wonder how much of this thread is just you. One guy, his sock puppet nemesis, probably a couple yes-anders to yourself as needed so you feel like you're seen as representing the majority.

I suppose that makes you the schizo schizo.

>>150429520
an old man beating up Peter Park yelling "I hate you for what you did to me" is unintentionally a really funny metaphor for current spider-man

Not really related, but still Spiderman: in the 2002 film, why does no one at the bridge try to shoot at Goblin? Strong as he is, I don't think that suit is bulletproof.

ASM #1000 should be Norman throwing Miles off a bridge and Peter not giving a shit

>>150445600
Most of this thread really is one guy! It’s a very persistent brain damaged Polack!

>>150447154
>the Paul pedos are getting desperate.

>>150447607
Even if there were a pole, you reply to yourself 2-3 times per message. Real Malkovitch Malkovitch Malkovitch territory. Is it a little bit annoying to switch your VPN, I'm assuming? Or do you just not enjoy the part where you roleplay your own victim?

>>150445600
You seem awfully protective of a manchild who got pranked into pulling multiple all-nighters because he just can’t let these threads go. You seem awfully determined to prove that anyone who slaps the schizo for being retarded is just as bad if not worse. I wonder why that is. I wonder why you’re so angry after a guy who bragged about raping children ended up as a lolcow yet again.

>>150447739
You got me again, there’s only one guy in these threads. You should make funny of me when I start storytiming again out of nowhere, most likely around 8 or 9 PM Warsaw time because I stayed up all night doing a gay little story time and collapsed into exhaustion yet again. Just so you know, I’m perpetually verging on a psychotic episode and can’t handle being made fun of in the slightest. Clearly I’m so retarded that I had to LARP as the people bullying me, just to get more attention. But that’s what happens when you live in a country run by pedophiles, I guess.

>>150447154
>Dr. Strange is in an open marriage
I FIGURED OUT HOW PAUL CAN MAKE HIMSELF IMPORTANT AGAIN

>>150447740
You're purposefully misreading anon's post.

>>150447782
You are pretty retarded, but you're not polish and there's no pole. You're also not entirely alone, but you're probably the majority of posts in this thread- i doubt there is more than one other person who's bought into this schizo character you have invented or sock puppeted. How long have you been at this? Is that why the discussion here is so bad, because it's just been 80% you for years now?

>Gwenschizo is white-knighting himself and waving his fat finger at anyone tired of his faggotry
>”I-I-if you sink to my level you’re actually just as bad as me so h-hurry up and take the high road so I can get back on my bullshit”
This is comic book supervillain logic. Going “ackshully, you’re just as bad as me!” just makes you look like a bigger cuck.

>>150447885
There's no gwenschizo. Maybe there was one once, but not anymore. Not for a long time.

If it's gwenshizo it proves the dude is fake because the writing is in intelligible English.

>>150447881
Listen, I don’t really care if you think I’m him or not, I can just stop posting for an while and I can vary how I post enough that I’m not totally effortless to identify on a completely anonymous forum. He’ll be back and on his bullshit regardless of what I do, and regardless of what you do, because he’s genuinely incapable of actually learning. Rest easy, god bless, he’s fine and he’s going to be back soon anyways. He can’t seem to help it.

>>150435873
too bad he and the OMDfags are getting their collective asses fired in 2026 for tanking the sales so hard that not even #1 are beating the Batman and Absolute WW

>>150447918
It’s entirely possible there’s more than one at this point. But if I actually wanted to roleplay as him, I wouldn’t make the fatal mistake of using a fucking comma. If you’re angry about these honey trap threads being made for him, that’s really the only option we have because we can’t expect the jannies to do their fucking jobs.

You don’t need to run a cover for him, he’s not going to be grateful. He’ll barely understand what you’re trying to do.

>>150447944
That seems too optimistic to me.

>>150447928
> I can vary how I post enough that I’m not totally effortless to identify on a completely anonymous forum

Yeah, I know. It's a testament that it took me so long to notice you were sock puppeting. That said, I'm not here that often

> He’ll be back and on his bullshit regardless of what I do, and regardless of what you do,
Yes, you will. You've committed to the bit, which I can respect in a way. >>150447971
>that’s really the only option we have because we can’t expect the jannies to do their fucking jobs.
Even if I pretend I haven't seen through your shit for a second, this makes no sense. What are you doing that a janny won't by this? What could possibly be gained by making "bait" threads, and why would you call someone else angry when you are clearly the one pissed, if only at the "jannies"?

>>150443317
I hope the feds discovers Ziglar's private stuff soon.
wouldd be funny to see them raiding the marvel offices to arrest him.

>>150431823
>>150429468
MaryWh0reFags at xir finest....

>>150448060
You do you, mang. Gwenschizo will inevitably be back, so feel free to accuse him of being someone else. It’ll just make him more confused.

>>150448065
Paul obsessed childfucker.

>>150431823
I think anon is referring to Superman Convergence where they merge 2 timelines and rewrite his canon

>>150448044
They finally threw Paul out, and Tom Brevoort is shutting down his substack. At the least, it seems that the less retarded people there are now trying to reign in the bigger tards.

>>150448255
That's really creepy.

>>150448307
Brevoort is shutting down his Substack because he opened his idiot mouth about AI even though he works with underpaid artists. It's not MJ's emerald attack team or whatever the fuck you are. It is that he literally might not be able to do his job and pay his rent if he lets that continue.

>>150448385
What did he say about ai?

>>150448470
The sort of mushy-mouthed, "I'm not a supporter but it's inevitable so learn to eat dog food now" stuff that middle managers like to say

>>150447804
Carnage is probably laughing his slimy red ass off at Eddie blowing it with Clea.

>YOU'LL NEVER GET THE SUCC, EDDIE!

>>150448385
I never said it was, are you retarded? Fuck yourself. I’m just pointing out that Brevoort is losing influence and being forced to reign himself in for once instead of swinging his dick around.

>>150448060
You can just look at the time stamps and see that there are posts by him and posts mocking him within sixty seconds of each other. Unless it’s one guy posting through half a dozen burner phones like some sort of drug dealer or drafting multiple paragraph long posts and the responses in advance and then toggling VPN while also timing these posts to occur within thirty to sixty seconds of each other, I’m pretty sure it was just the child molester guy acting retarded again and was made fun of. I’ve been here for roughly two years? It’s very easy to notice Gwenschizo’s post and imitate them, but the fact that his screencaps always show a Warsaw time zone and he slipped up and posted in Polish more than once…

>>150448065
>>150448232
Malkovitch Malkovitch Malkovitch

>>150448637
I honestly like the concept of Peter being bonded to the Venom Symbiote and MJ being bonded to the Carnage Symbiote, and they’re rivals with immense sexual tension but they both want the other one to admit it first.

>>150448980
Anyone else picturing the Being John Malkovich poster with Pauls, or just me?

>>150448826
Uh-huh. Absolutely.
It's totally reasonable that a guy from a country that people habitually mock and hate, reading comics in his second language and obsessed with a character who died in 1973, comes on here to be a punching bag on a forum that has only cared about MJ since OMD. That he slips up and types in his "native tongue" and is, naturally, the most detestable thing a person can be. What's that quote? If he weren't real, we would have to invent him?

You're totally not the same guy, just a random passerby of two years who has been doing forensics on the posts of this totally real, totally detestable emblem of not being united in hating Marvel editorial for ruining Spider-Man.
>But it would be so much work
It really wouldn't be too much work to be on a phone and a laptop.

>>150448511
When therearenow college courses teaching people how to use ai better, it's hard to say he's wrong but he should know better than to say it. People who hate ai seriously hate it and artists are usually among that group.

>>150448637
Carnage is living his best life over here lmao.

...makes me really wish the goblin sins or whatever were written better

>>150449104
It’s fine if you don’t believe me. I agree that your summary does make the actual schizo sound like a completely unhinged lunatic, so if the idea that he sounds too psychotic to be real for you is funny for you… well, it’s also funny to me too! Have at it.

>>150449863
I don't believe you, no. Your every post is to suggest that I'm talking about him, but "he" is basically a nonentity even if he were real. You are obsessed with him. You post about him constantly, reply three times for his one, start every thread in his honor.
You are desperate to deflect attention and the attention to "the schizo", the "polish pedophile" and "Gwenschizo" because it is you- the person who cannot stop talking about him, making threads about him, "baiting" him.
I am not talking about any schizo except you.

>>150448063
This but also the entirety of OMDfags.

>>150450519
Oh okay so you just want to whine about the people screwing with the pain in the ass instead of sitting around and letting him trundle about like a retard however and whenever he wants, and your whole thing of “ackshully there is no Gwenschizo!!!” is just a bad cover for your real aims, and the fact that you’re probably the schizo breaking character and trying to accuse everyone else of somehow being worse than the obnoxious freak or somehow enabling him. Comic books have broken your brain.

>>150444322
Well if you like it so much then here have some more.

>>150450610
Hey Gwenschizo, did you seriously only just wake up? It’s almost 9 PM! That’s not healthy at all, you stayed in bed for almost 12 hours straight. By the way, do you still feel tired after all that sleep? Any headaches?

>>150448385
Brevoort also opened his mouth over CK, and now he and all of the mongoloids at Marvel are fucked.
he also closed his blog, not even waid is this retarded

>>150450646
You really should know better by now this is being done at slow pace for a reason,

>>150450638
Thanks man. Pulling in another late night? Looks like it’ll be new thread time sooner rather than later.

>>150450646
>Hey Gwenschizo, did you seriously only just wake up? It’s almost 9 PM! That’s not healthy at all, you stayed in bed for almost 12 hours straight. By the way, do you still feel tired after all that sleep? Any headaches?
Fuck off retard.

>>150450672
That’s fine with me. Take it nice and slow. You don’t need to sleep anyways. What’s the worst that could happen?

You should stay up every night, for the rest of your life.

>>150450673
You reallly have no excuses left to make one Besides if I were you I simply quit a geat deal of people are getting rater annoyed and even fed up. Anger them further and you will feel THEIR Wrath rather then mine.

>>150450703
>What’s the worst that could happen?
I think you should yourself that question for you are getting into hot water with each minute.

>>150450744
I don’t care what this other guy thinks. You’re allowed to have fun, and I’m allowed to have fun! You have fun by annoying others, and I have fun by bothering you! You’re fine! We’re both doing fine. Keep staying awake, you should be fine now after 12 hours of rest, right? Or for some reason, do you still feel bad no matter how much rest you get. If you’re curious, do a google search on “circadian rhythms.”

Did you know that people who work only at at night shift jobs and sleep only during the day are far more vulnerable to health problems and mood disorders? Especially if they tend to sleep excessively but don’t feel rested. But, anyways, I’m sure you’ll be fine. Keep storytiming, but not too fast. You need to stay awake for as long as possible.

>>150450822
Anon there is nothing left to talk about a great of people have enough of Spider-Man. Quite frankely I really do wish they would end it It's more of a burden now more then ever quite a nuisance really.

>>150450901
People do like to talk about it, and have lots of things to talk about. The thread is still here, twelve hours after you gave up like a coward yesterday morning. They just don’t like to do taln when you’re around. Nobody wants to hang around with a pedophile, I guess. It’s a sad situation for you. If you died, people would be happier. Nobody would miss you.

I’m going to make a new thread when this hits bump limit, regardless of whether you stay or go. So you should stay. Keep posting.

>>150450661
>CK
I do not recognize this acronym.

>>150450988
Have you not noticed how liitle talk there is in these threads are you blind man? the fanbase of spider-man is getting smaller all the time. The ASM is losing readers all the time. People are moving on to other things.

>>150450988
>People do like to talk about it, and have lots of things to talk about. The thread is still here, twelve hours after you gave up like a coward yesterday morning. They just don’t like to do taln when you’re around. Nobody wants to hang around with a pedophile, I guess. It’s a sad situation for you. If you died, people would be happier. Nobody would miss you.
>I’m going to make a new thread when this hits bump limit, regardless of whether you stay or go. So you should stay. Keep posting.
anon it's OVER everyone has enough of spide-man it's time to move on to other things

>>150450822
that shit sucked dick
I went back to days after I fell asleep at the gym
how do superheroes do it kek
fucking osborn was complaining about it on wednesday

>>150451080
Yeah this shit is bad fuck this book go read something elese enough with Spider-Man fuck it

>>150451080
Yeah I worked night shifts too, it was miserable. Gwenschizo does it for free though.

In USM Hickman explained that Peter needs only 2-3 hours of sleep a night to get full rest, as a bonus along with his other powers. I assume that might be the same deal in 616, because otherwise Peter would be a total schizophrenic mess.

>>150451105
Why do you hate Spider-Man so much, anyways? Did a guy in a Spider-Man costume molest you?

>>150437929
Didn't he used to date Jamison's secretary what's her name Gloria Grant

>>150451158
Flirted but never went anywhere

>>150451176
>never went anywhere
That’s Nick Lowe’s motto!

>>150445600
It's great isn't it, don't you love how this entire fandom was allowed to become pic related by the mods for fucking YEARS

I’m a little confused by Norman’s reaction to Spider-Gwen here. He already knows that Spider-Gwen isn’t the old Gwen Stacy he’s seeing in those flashbacks. Did Spider-Gwen’s thing with the cosmic cube effectively rewrite people memories, just like when Miles entered the 616? Did Spider-Gwen erase the old Gwen Stacy before replacing her?

>>150451156
>Why do you hate Spider-Man so much, anyways?
because it's been bad for a long time OMD ruined it for all time. In addtion to this they are way too many spider-man books hell they are so many of them that them is enough to fill a entire fucking warehouse the problem is most of them are rather forgettable. You may argue that there is a shitload of batman books and that is true but the probelm is they are much more spider-man books out then batman ones.

>>150451145
But Peter is a total schizophrenic mess!

>>150451282
But you like OMD. You post endlessly about how much you love Mephisto and brag nonstop how epicly he ruined Peter’s life and the comic.

Can you tell a better lie, at least?

>>150451321
No, only his current writers are, and that leaves every character in this story a total schizophrenic mess, not just Peter Parker. But if nothing else, he’s never sleep deprived!

>>150450838
It’s been an hour, and storytime seems to be over. It looks like the schizo already ran out of energy. Protip but if you always feel tired and low energy no matter how much sleep you get, you may need to get a sleep study. Especially if you’re fat.

>>150451270
Basically it’s the Marvel Writers wanting to have their cake and eat it too. They want the old Gwen to be forgotten in favor of Spider-Gwen, but they also want to milk Norman’s history with Gwen for cheap drama. So, how do they thread this needle? Easy! Just erase the Old Gwen and give her life to the New Gwen! Now the Old Gwen is gone forever, and the New Gwen, the Spider-Gwen, reigns eternally and supreme.

Basically the Old Gwen got the same treatment as Paul’s fake children.

>>150451479
They almost had Miles Morales do the same thing to Peter Parker, but fortunately people still like and care about Peter Parker unlike shitty old Gwen. Now Miles jobs to Norman Osborn while nuGwen saves the day.

>>150451145
>2-3 hours of sleep
I kill a certain someone in minecraft ofc to have that in real life
>>150451270
booba

>>150451372
I don't like OMDBut I was also never fan of MJ for me Gwen was always the one she never should have been killed off if you ask me.

>>150451479
Its simple
They will paint Norman as the one blaming himself for both Gwen and George Stacy's death.
They also need to introduce George back to the police force, Luke needs a new police commissioner after the events of Gang Wars now that the cube retconned their deaths.

>>150451555
Okay, that has nothing to do with hating Spider-Man though.

>>150451762
George Stacy was killed by Dr. Octopus!

>>150451822
And retcon that Otto was working for Norman, thus responsible for his death.
But they also need to retcon why they went missing for so long, so "witness protection" may be a thing.

Also, expect 65 George Stacy finding the letters and investigation of the original George Stacy against Norman and Fisk.
I wouldn't be surprised if marvel begins pushing George as their own Jim Gordon now that they unretired him.

In all honesty, the way they completely ruined the PeterXMJ relationship, having MJ be with Paul and be a superhero, and the way they also butchered the Spider-ManXBlackCat relationship, constantly having them make out and then break up, I'd rather have Marvel bring back to life the original Gwen Stacy and see Peter in a healthy, happy, married relationship with her, just like how he is with MJ in the USM comics.

>>150449863
>You just want to whine
No, whining would be saying "we have to do this because the jaaaaannnies won't do their jooooooobs"
>Nooooo actually you're the schizo!
No, that's you.

>Cover for your real aims
I have two aims when I occasionally come here bored. One is to talk about Spider-Man without the conversation actually being about 2008, and if I can't have that, talk about why we can't have it.
Every time I've come here, for years now, the Spider-Man threads have been you flipping the fuck out about a schizo or a pedophile which are apparently the same person, and most of the time I barely see anything from this so called character and nothing that would merit this Malkovitch Malkovitch Malkovitch behavior of replying to "him" or yourself multiple times per post saying the exact same thing. When there is one, the posts are indeed low quality, but they're always sort of suspiciously low quality- dripping with low hanging fruit, strawman shit like a webcomic that you usually have a comeback ready for. Then you say shit like "marvel is writing comics for exactly one polish pedophile, I think they should all be fired".
>Comic books have broken your brain
Man, I'm not here inventing strawmen and flipping out over a book from the Bush administration.
It will always be hilarious to read this from a guy

>>150451804
It does to me you see I have always hated Conway for having killed off Gwen. One thing is for sure having bring back Norman Osborn was a huge mistake since it was the beginning of the end for Spider-Man.

>>150452087
Hey schizo! >>150452060 thinks you’re a liar, fraud, and phony!

>>150450661
CK? Louis? Condiment King? Cebulski's Kowtow?

Waid is actually a very smart man. He's disliked here because of his politics, and he has lost it embarrassingly over them for a time or two, but if you meet the guy it's clear he's bright and has a hell of a memory. As an example, he's one of the only working pros able to effectively and accurately describe why Jim Shooter was good for comics and why Jim Shooter was bad for comics without getting his nuts twisted either way.

>>150452159
No.
I think "he" is not real, and that you write "his" posts.

>>150452159
>>150452338
Fuck off.

>>150452263
Waid’s intelligent but he’s very prone to meltdowns and has undiagnosed mental issues.

Also I think CK is for Charlie Kirk and the recent Utah shooting.

>>150452338
>>150452407
He totally needed my help to write fuck off by the way. He wasn’t able to do it on his own. You’re right, I am totally the real Gwenschizo, and I am Polish, and I am indeed a pedophile. I’m going to write more posts late into the night responding to this post for no real reason while endlessly seething over the most inane shit. Hopefully you can talk some reason into me, the Gwenschizo. But I wouldn’t be hopeful, because I am a tremendous and deeply boring piece of shit. Keep pointing out to me that I’m actually also the person making fun of me earlier and you will be able to get through to me. I believe in you.

>>150452338
Just to be clear, is anyone who responds or interacts with the schizo secretly the schizo? And also it's only every the one guy interacting with the schizo, so everyone who tells the guy to go away or makes fun of Poland is in fact always the same guy?

>>150453268
Get the fuck out of here.

>>150453268
No I've had the misfortune of talking to the Schizo's Schizo when he's lucid. Dude just likes fucking with Gwenschizo to the point that it broke his brain. Faggot used to get pissy when he got told off acting like he's doing us a favor poking the retard

>>150453430
Go away

>>150453430
Oh, so, you don't think they're the same person, and you were just trying to troll the troll who obsessively trolls a different troll?

Are we just on a race to the bottom here?

>>150453466
No I don't

How does it feel to relive the clone saga?

>>150453452
Personally I like the fact that >>150453430
thinks you're such a fucking cartoon character that you can't possibly be a real human being. I can get up to a lot of wacky things because of that confusion.

>>150453466
>Are we just on a race to the bottom here?
Might as well enjoy the ride homie.

>>150453494
Wait, are you the guy I'm trolling right now, or the guy who is trying to troll me for trolling you? Am I you? Are you me?

>>150453515
>Wait, are you the guy I'm trolling right now, or the guy who is trying to troll me for trolling you? Am I you? Are you me?
Who knows*shrugs*

>>150453515
>thinks you're such a fucking cartoon character that you can't possibly be a real human being. I can get up to a lot of wacky things because of that confusion
You're not that clever, especially since you only have one schtick. Poking a retard isn't fucking rocket science and it's very obvious which one of the schizos you are

>>150453430
I think the problem with this is that Gwenschizo always acts like a spiteful retard regardless of whether or not someone is poking him anyways. Applying some form of negative reinforcement for his repeated behaviors is really the only effective strategy available to curb him, given how the powers that be prefer to just ignore him.

>>150453617
>it's very obvious which one of the schizos you are
Thank you for ditching the gimmick, at least, because that earlier bit made you look retarded. I think the issue here is that Gwenschizo is unbelievably dumb, and that I, the Gwenschizoschizo possess a certain amount of low animal cunning and can at least lure him into wasting his time on mostly pointless threads that saner people than you or I know how to avoid.

>>150453628
lol he can't be ignored

>>150453697
You are not very bright either lad.

>>150453732
Right, or else I wouldn't be here, I know. But, in comparison? In comparison, we're all fucking Einstein to this guy >>150453699

Yes, I'm annoying the schizo for personal entertainment rather than as a form of service but, he's going to be here regardless. He's going to be here either way and I might as well poke him. Someone always does anyways.

>>150451270
It's still a Gwen, it doesn't have to be the same one to trigger those memories in his brain

>>150453875
It's a bit odd that he's apologizing to her, though, when he already knows that she isn't the one he hurt. It's no different from Norman pleading to Gwenpool for forgiveness, it's just a very silly and strange moment that treats Spider-Gwen and Old Gwen Stacy as pretty much interchangeable, and equally worthless.

>>150452733
This thing where you ironically pretend to be your sock puppet is boring.
>>150453268
Everyone? Unlikely. There's a handful of regulars here, and I'm sure the stupid works as bait now and again and it's been going on so long that the routine has got to have some buy-in, especially since it's such a a crowd-pleasing heel. Probably everybody that is or was an actual regular here that doesn't seethe about OMD constantly has been driven off, so creating an OMD loving, Gwen obsessed child molester is definitely playing the hits for the crowd.

Nonetheless most of the interaction seems to take one or two "modes" of dialogue. One is the kind you can see in all these low effort bait responses like
>>150450703, 150443727, 150443767, 150443915
Or
>>150452733

And then there's the "let's be serious mode" as in
150448826,150447971,150450614
All of which share very similar syntax and structure. Can I be sure they're alll the same guy, every time? No. Am I sure that "Gwenschizo" is a sock puppet for the guy that flips out on him most? 1000%.

>>150453757
Has DeMatteis done anything good on Marvel? I loved him on JLI and I think he'd be a great fit for Peter Parker in particular.

>>150431823
only marywhoretards obviously

>>150454024
Nobody asked you.

>>150453975
>This thing where you ironically pretend to be your sock puppet is boring.
Literally, your argument is that I'm not pretending anything at all and I am in fact confessing to the crime. I'm fine with it. Yes, consider Gwenschizo my person sockpuppet! The fact is that this accusation somehow upsets him more than it upsets me, so I'm totally fine with it.

>>150454084
That is very much not my argument. You are very much pretending, and you are equally boring.

I haven't read ASM in long while.
Why is marvel keeping Norman as good guy for such long time?
In how many months/years do you think he will be evil Green Goblin again?

>>150450638
Look buddy, I'm one of /co/'s biggest Clone Saga apologists and I did the storytime a while back. I will never say no to more Clone Saga

>>150454666
2026 probably. It's specially jarring for me because Norman shouldn't even be alive but that's comics I guess.

>>150429353
The character in that pic gave his blessings to Peter and MJ.
>You two deserve each other
What do you acomplish by posting these comics that you don't read yourself?

>>150454815
Good.

>>150454957
>shouldn't even be alive
Opinion. Not fact.

>>150429468
I want 616 Peter to have great responsibility with his great power and fix his mistake by defeating Mephisto. "lol nothing matters multiverse comics are stupid lmao" is the most disappointing way of undoing OMD, although if they really did that I would take it over their current approach.

>>150456286
I can’t get over how shit this is.

>>150456046
>I want 616 Peter to have great responsibility with his great power and fix his mistake by defeating Mephisto
Bendis has made it clear that Mepshito is his self insert after the release of MCU Ironheart and audience's uncaring perception of MCU's Mepshito. Defeating him means defeating the rest of Bendis's OCs too, so yes. Multiverse shit is retarded. Let Norman undo OMD, kill Spider Gwen, trash Miles Morales, and become the Green Goblin Peter who fills that spot instead of Mepshito.

Hey comic fans, I'm a magic player who was accidentally given this comic variant as a prize for a pre-release event. It's supposed to be given to winners of a standard event at the start of November.
I don't know too much about comics, so I'm here to ask is this valuable? Should I get in graded and protected and hang on to it?

>>150429354
What the fuck is Osbornes race anyways?
He always has the cornrows but every artist draws him with a different skintone and facial features. Is he supposed to be mixed? Black?

>>150457521
fuck off

>>150457611
Nah, kill yourself you little rat cunt.

>>150457611
Man, Polish people are angry and hateful. I better make a new thread first thing in the morning just to make you angry and sad!

>>150457781
Spider-man is dead it's over nobody cares now piss off.

>>150457940
You seem upset. I like that. I'm going to make a new thread to help you be angry, and to also show that all your hard work is a complete waste of time and effort. Everything you do is pointless!

>>150457954
anno lots of people are tired of spider-man they are moving on to other things just look how little talk goes on these threads now..

>>150457521
Honestly, it's not worth the money to get it graded and slabbed. You are better off waiting until people start selling off their copies on Ebay.

OMD is forever canon you are doomed spider-fags

>>150457521
Speculators think that variants of issue 1s are valuable but I don't think that's really the case. Get it graded if you have no intent on reading it but I don't think it'll be too valuable

>>150458109
No shit sherlock.

>>150457575
They're waves and he's white

>>150458127
Someone's in a bad mood.

>>150458116
They are idiots variants have no value.

>>150458144
I have always hated these variants gimmicks.

MJ fucking runied everything it's her fault peter made the deal with Mephisto and it's her fault Peter's life is in ruins. Had Gwen lived then she and peter would gotten a happy ending. I really do wish the Green Goblin had thrown of MJ off the bridge instead of Gwen.

In another universe the Green goblin throws MJ off a bridge and HER neck goes snap remind to sends pics of it to you MJ and osborn fags.

>>150458268
>Schizo is still screeching about his weird fanfiction.
Get a life.

>>150458303
Gwen is the one for peter MJ left peter for another man.

>>150458303
>>Schizo is still screeching about his weird fanfiction.
>Get a life.
OMD will never get undone and MJ is forever a cheater unlike Gwen it's over MJ fags.

>>150458323
>More fanfiction.
No one cares, schizo.

>>150458341
>Even more fanfiction.
Your fanfics aren't canon.

>>150458342
What about this anon do you care about this I take it this does a ring a bell?

>>150458372
>The schizo hired people to draw his fanfics.
You need help.

>>150458361
It's time to face the truth Gwen is the one for Peter MJ was a failed experiment which costed Peter EVERYTHING he had better he be with Gwen.

>>150458390
It's over MJ fags

>>150458414
There's nothing to face, your weird cuckold fantasies aren't real.

>>150458437
The marriage is stiil gone.

>>150458456
>The schizo delusions are so great that he actually believes they are real.
Sad.

>>150458478
Gwen it always comes back to her sooner or later and you why of course

>>150458498
What?

>>150458513
fuck off retard.

>>150458528
Huh?

>>150458539
piss off

>>150458555
You first.

>>150458498
Gwen was permanently replaced by the superior Spider-Gwen. The old Gwen is gone FOREVER.

>>150458555
Oh man the Polish guy is so angry that he's going to poop and pee all over his diaper, while he dies from heart failure.

>>150458584
I hear the Polish guy rapes small children. I think it's true.

>>150458599
He is famous for being a child rapist, I think.

>>150458555
Kek, he finally collapsed again after this.

>>150454666
They were told what would happen in the animated show in advance and had to run with it. Wells run is filled with parallels and it explains why it's so half-baked and there's no attempt to make other characters confront him over it... until now, after YFNSM has Peter break free from Norman in S2. The Spider-Gwen retcon is also synergy as she's being introduced in it.

Who else thinks Rhino should be irish instead of russian?

>>150458539
>he doesn't know
Nobody cares about that whore or her shitty spawn

>>150454666
>Why is marvel keeping Norman as good guy for such long time?

Because muh illusion of change.