Thread 150446734

Would you let her be your wife?

>>150446734 (OP)
yes

>>150446734 (OP)
Well, it's a complicated decision. She's certainly beautiful, adorable, and kind-hearted, but she acts like a little girl and is bad at everything related to human thinks (like cooking).
On the other hand, she's a good defense mechanism, but it goes beyond what could legally be considered personal defense.

>>150446734 (OP)
No, she's a troq. That's basically bestiality.

>>150446823
but she's one of the good ones

>>150446734 (OP)
Yes but as a threesome enjoyer, I let her and her sister to be my wives.

>>150446847
need them to pulverize every bone in my body

>>150446843
Lazy eyes

>>150446734 (OP)
Hey now!! She IS my wife!!!

>>150446879
Then why am I fucking her?

>>150446734 (OP)
I prefer her slampig daughter

>>150446893
She’s mine!

>>150446941
Need to rape that piggy

>>150446941
Haha wait Starfire has a fat daughter? What troon wrote that?

>>150446734 (OP)
I don't know her that well

>>150446941
love this porker

>>150446941
chickpea does great work
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>>150447049
>533abn.png
that's some good ass fucking

>>150447157
gotta love the hearts

imagine the grocery expenses

>>150447179
look at that tongue

>>150446734 (OP)
Only if she swapped bodies and she's actually Raven in Starfire's body.

>>150447186
I wish more artists were aware of her long tongue, imagine the possibilities

>>150446992
Why wouldn't she be a fatass? Half human + Tamaranian feeding habits and she was bound to become one of the Architect's chosen unless she had a way to burn off the extra calories.

>>150446734 (OP)
Let her? The question should be if she would let me be her husband.

>>150447179
>blowjob and rimjob at the same time

Ugh, FINE...
But she owes me.

>>150447292
>anal penetration with her tongue deep inside and wiggling around

>>150446734 (OP)
>Sweet
>Loves trying new things
>Canonically loves sex
>Genuinely wants the best for you
>Goes way out of her way to make you happy
>Exotic
>Cute
>Giraffe tongue
Uh yeah. She seems like a pretty great potential wife.

>>150446815
You could just teach her human things, Anon.

>>150446975
>>150446992
>>150447024
>>150447049
She is made for instant loss 2koma
And then cuddles

>>150446847
It's perfect this way really
Kori and Kom balance each other out, the only valid throuple are a man and sisters or a woman and brothers

>>150446941
Isn't she perfect

>>150447589
At least we know who the father is now

>>150447421
You look like a Puerto Rican whore...

Some alien retard that learn other language by french kiss?
How about no.

>>150447604
There was a funny fanart where it was Clayface being a psycho annoying doomer and that's why the character is the way she is.

>>150447691
Perfect
Puerto Rican whores suck like a vacuum

>>150448036
ironic coming from a dumb esl

>>150448039
Yes, that was JerkDouglas

>>150446734 (OP)
If she asked nicely.

>>150447240
Yeah, they totally made her fat because of lore biology.

I liked Starfire with the hobbit feet

>>150448437
>tfw you created the bold version of that font for KS a decade ago
Feels good, man

>>150446734 (OP)
obviously

>>150446734 (OP)
>let her be your wife
What a weird phrasing.

>>150447749
slop

>>150446847
>Yes but as a threesome enjoyer
woah, a guy who likes ffm threesomes, we got a freak here

>>150446734 (OP)
No. She'd require constant management, and you'd be in constant danger of Blackfire Tolberone-ing your spine just to be an annoyance if you aren't a super hero yourself.

Her sister is better

>>150446734 (OP)
There's not a soul on earth or elsewhere that could stop me from wifing her up, were it in my power to do so

>>150451588
If you and Star are already married she'd try to woo you into cheating and if you said yes she'd send the evidence to Star then leave Star to kill you or if you said no she'd poke holes in your body til you were swiss cheese.

>>150446734 (OP)
LET her? anons would BEG her

>>150446941
i want to cum inside mandy

>>150451989
Yeah, but she's married. Sorry, Anon, you should've been quicker with that ring.

Is her sister really a humanphile?

>>150456812
Those are cool glasses. I came into this thread thinking no, I would not let her be my wife. But now that I know she has those, yeah I think she deserves it. I would let her be my wife. Hell, I'd even be her husband. Fuck Blackfire though, those are stupid lol. But still kinda cool ngl.

>>150456923
She's a double faced cunning thief.

>>150451989
both have nice feet anyways

>>150456935
I think Blackfire's glasses are hella cool, so I will let HER be my wife. Anon, I want you to be the best man at our wedding. I will be yours at your wedding to Starfire.

>>150457492
Awesome bro! I would love to.

>>150457609
Okay, we'll schedule your wedding for six months from now, and I'll be there. Mine will be nine months from now, for no particular reason.

>>150457708
Okay

>>150458056
This isn't how improv works, nigger

>>150446734 (OP)
Nah, I'd probably die in some Tamaranian wedding ritual where I have to win a gladatorial battle to the death with anyone else who wants to take her hand.

>>150456881
Quite literally, take a ticket and get in line

>>150456812
Cute sisters.

>>150448437
hot

>>150447179
God damn

Marrying an alien would make me so scared of all the other powerful aliens that also exist

>>150446734 (OP)
No because she would cuck you. Maybe as a concubine.

There are literally only two downsides
>You have to explain pretty much everything about Earth to her. For some people this could be an upside though because seeing her reactions to so many new things could be cute.
>Her sister would show up at some point and probably try to kidnap or kill you just to hurt Starfire. For some people this could be an upside though because if you played your cards juuuuuuuuuuust right you might be able to land a threesome.

>>150462534
Correct

Only if she agrees to kiss women to learn other languages.

>>150446734 (OP)
No.

Its canon that Starfire's species are incapable of moving on from their first love so any time you're with Starfire she won't stop bringing up Dick Grayson because that's who she loves not you. And no man with self respect wants a woman who endlessly talks about her ex which implies you aren't good enough. Starfire is trash.

And don't bother saying "You're not man alpha enough!" That's not the point. Starfire's alien biology truly makes it impossible for her to move on from Dick Grayson. You can be even superior to Dick Grayson but because he got to Starfire first she will love Dick Grayson end of argument. Tamaraneans are shit.

>>150458601
Okay

>>150446972
On Vathlo they call her 'Freefire' anon.

>>150446815
Just teach her how to make a good sandwich and you're done

>>150446941
That's my daughter with Star. She takes after me instead of her mom

>>150446992
She's a self-insert

>>150446734 (OP)
I dunno. That's a whole lot of captivity, mortal peril, and at least one brainwashed villain arc that I'd be committing to. Can I not just date her for one episode until Blackfire seduces me out of spite?

>>150464261
Should have fucking known she was a Paul