Anonymous
9/20/2025, 1:44:51 AM
No.150455158
>>150455233
Homestuck: The Animated Pilot
(and fanventures too, I guess.)
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 1:48:49 AM
No.150455233
>>150455248
>>150455158 (OP)
>(and fanventures too, I guess.)
Good to see Beyond Canon finally be included in the OP
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 1:49:20 AM
No.150455248
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 1:57:43 AM
No.150455406
third or something for 8est ship
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 2:00:28 AM
No.150455450
fourth for 8est and cutest spider troll
What do you guys think is the coolest classpect (besides Lords)? I think something like Knight of Doom or something would be kinda crazy
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 2:04:10 AM
No.150455504
>>150455692
>>150457200
https://r7.whiteboardfox.com/75990060-4157-5358
new whiteboard!
(I think all the handwriting made it lag more last time because it loads all those individual strokes. so maybe let's try more text tool to see if that helps it load better ty)
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 2:15:21 AM
No.150455686
>>150456186
>>150460851
>>150455478
Prince of Void. You can shoot darth sideous lightning and parlay offensively against the horrorterrors
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 2:15:31 AM
No.150455692
>>150455504
>shipgrid collab
hell yes
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 2:29:45 AM
No.150455907
>>150455978
i hope everyone is having a good night tonight!! :D <3
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 2:33:53 AM
No.150455978
>>150456403
>>150455907
you too jadeanon 8)
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 2:41:40 AM
No.150456107
Hardlock's writer should repost the latest panel in this thread.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 2:42:18 AM
No.150456122
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 2:45:49 AM
No.150456186
>>150456249
>>150455686
Being a prince would mean destroying Void. You'd basically be create whatever the opposite of void is
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 2:48:49 AM
No.150456249
>>150456289
>>150456186
does dirk create more mind?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 2:50:36 AM
No.150456289
>>150456379
>>150456590
>>150456249
I guess not, but destroying void would mean creating space. Dirk destroys souls (and a good story), so if you were a Prince of Void you'd destroy void, and create space. You'd be a space player, essentially
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 2:55:12 AM
No.150456379
>>150456401
>>150456289
Void generally has a bit of a stealth effect, no? So a Prince of Void might expose things instead. Any hidden mechanic or such gets torn wide open by them.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 2:56:45 AM
No.150456401
>>150456593
>>150456379
True. So if you're a Prince or Bard (which I am) of Void, you'd basically either reveal stuff, or create stuff (on purpose or accident)
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 2:56:44 AM
No.150456403
>>150456432
>>150456463
>>150455978
thanks!! ive had better ive had worse, but overall, its not too bad :) how about you?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 2:58:29 AM
No.150456432
>>150456745
>>150456403
well, nothing happened today, and now I'm 8ack home. A solid 8 out of 16 in terms of days. Glad your day wasn't 8ad
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 3:00:02 AM
No.150456463
>>150456745
>>150456403
Oh yeah, have you drawn anything on the 8oard yet? You should. It's really fun. Wish there were more anons though
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 3:04:28 AM
No.150456572
>>150455478
Mage of Rage, Prince of Doom, Witch of Blood, and Bard of Light all sound pretty cool.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 3:05:41 AM
No.150456590
>>150456289
I thought Light was the opposite of Void. A Prince of Void would probably forcefully reveal things, kind of like going into a deep sea trench and blasting every weird fish there with a floodlight.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 3:05:44 AM
No.150456593
>>150456401
Do not forget that destroyers can also destroy with their aspect. Gamzee destroys with his rage
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 3:13:43 AM
No.150456731
>>150454932
>Gwen: What's in the box?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 3:14:38 AM
No.150456745
>>150456432
>>150456463
oh, no! but ill do it now! :) glad your day went fine
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 3:21:51 AM
No.150456874
man this vriska hate is getting out of hand
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 3:26:11 AM
No.150456939
tom and jerry ass whiteboard
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 3:28:14 AM
No.150456969
>>150456989
>>150455478
Heir of Mind always appealed to me.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 3:29:42 AM
No.150456989
>>150457314
>>150456969
what don't even know what a mind player even does
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 3:42:20 AM
No.150457195
>>150457285
starting to think some of you have a vendetta against vriska for some reason
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 3:42:31 AM
No.150457200
>>150455504
This is a conspiracy to get daily ellith 100ds.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 3:48:31 AM
No.150457285
>>150457315
>>150457195
That looks like Condy at best. 2/10 on your attempt at faking that.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 3:50:34 AM
No.150457314
>>150456989
We do, between what we see Terezi do and what we got from the Extended Zodiac's Aspect section. Mind is all about rules, laws, and patterns, as well as decisions and consequences as an extrapolation of that.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 3:50:37 AM
No.150457315
>>150457285
good enough for me. As long as it doesn't look like Aranea, I'm fine
Gotta say it's pretty surprising to see a Homestuck thread up. Gives me a chance to post best girl, at least
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 3:52:12 AM
No.150457342
>>150457354
>>150463947
WHAT
DOES THE MAGE CLASS
DO
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 3:52:18 AM
No.150457344
>>150457332
>worst girl
ftfy
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 3:53:25 AM
No.150457354
>>150457342
They magic shit up
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 3:53:44 AM
No.150457362
>>150457332
Patrician taste, post more
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 3:57:46 AM
No.150457415
>>150457332
Did you just come back to /co/ or something? We've been having them daily since the pilot was announced.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 3:59:51 AM
No.150457449
I love this 8itch so much
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 4:01:06 AM
No.150457474
>>150460949
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 4:04:51 AM
No.150457539
>>150457801
shes great!! shes one of the only other characters i roleplay on dreambubble :p
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 4:21:55 AM
No.150457801
>>150458147
>>150458581
>>150457539
I'm surprised db's so dead, it used to have like 20 active groupchats and the wait for matches wasn't nearly as long. Do people just not know about it anymore after the msparp->mxrp->db switches?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 4:23:56 AM
No.150457843
>>150458083
you think you can /utg/ crosspost without me noticing? i know what you are.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 4:43:00 AM
No.150458083
>>150458175
>>150457843
In my defense, technically a /doe/ crosspost, I havent been to utg in over two years
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 4:47:32 AM
No.150458147
>>150457801
im guessing so to be honest!! it kinda sucks because you will match with the same person 60 fucking times!!!!!!
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 4:49:51 AM
No.150458175
>>150458083
this explains so much
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 5:05:41 AM
No.150458352
>>150458378
seems like everyone's asleep. Now I can drop my hot takes!!!!!!!! I think retroactively giving Jade a dog dick, was a good thing actually, and her fucking Rose was based. They should've leaned harder into it. They should've been secretly dating or something under Kanaya's nose, then when Kanaya finds out, she fucking KILLS Rose
Really upset she's not a fantroll cause she's super cute and I love her but she's also associated with Homestuck proper
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 5:07:06 AM
No.150458370
>>150458429
>>150458353
And what's wrong with that?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 5:07:18 AM
No.150458373
>>150458353
Easy. Just pretend she isn't.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 5:07:44 AM
No.150458378
>>150458352
who let Kate use 4chan?
>>150458353
fantroll and fancomic autism is so annoying, why, why on earth would you rather her be from an even shittier fanventure. did you even read homestuck
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 5:10:53 AM
No.150458418
>>150458446
>>150465763
>>150458401
>fantroll and fancomic autism is so annoying
shouldn't be saying this in the threads obbessed with prisonbound and 4stuck
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 5:11:45 AM
No.150458429
>>150458446
>>150458470
>>150458370
Homestuck is tainted by hussie and people groomed by him
>>150458401
Nah
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 5:13:07 AM
No.150458446
>>150458459
>>150458429
so retarded I don't even know what to say. and the fanventures aren't?
>>150458418
I should especially be saying it here. retvrn
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 5:14:13 AM
No.150458459
>>150458446
I would say fanadventure creators aren't as closed to hussie as people working on Homestuck fucking 2 are.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 5:14:54 AM
No.150458470
>>150458499
>>150458429
You are in a Homestuck thread.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 5:17:37 AM
No.150458499
>>150458522
>>150458550
>>150458470
Doesn't mean I have to like hussie, most people shouldn't.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 5:19:23 AM
No.150458522
>>150458556
>>150458499
I think it says something that you're first thought to someone saying that is "they MUST like hussie"
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 5:21:16 AM
No.150458550
>>150458556
>>150458499
I don't really care about 'liking' Hussie. You shouldn't let your enjoyment of a series be so heavily tied to the personalities behind the screen. You like the character of Ly'lac. If that outweighs your dislike of other stuff in HSBC then why not just be a fan of her.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 5:21:59 AM
No.150458556
>>150458522
>>150458550
Sorry guys maybe I just have autism
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 5:23:45 AM
No.150458581
>>150458616
>>150458712
>>150457801
Why is it that the people most obsessed with fictional characters are always the ones that misinterpret their character the most? Artist is the biggest Equius fag ever and not a single art they've made about him feels like it's actually him in it.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 5:25:26 AM
No.150458605
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 5:26:15 AM
No.150458616
>>150458581
I don't know, I just thought the Eridan thing about wanting to kill people was funny. Probably would have been more fitting if it were Karkat.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 5:33:43 AM
No.150458705
>>150458401
You dont understand i must consume more. Ive sucked every drop from homestuck and have infinity porn of every character and pairing. Ive consumed every bit of theory and fanfic.
You dont understand. The scarcity of content is erotic. Like denying orgasm. Like a rare delicacy. Even as it cannot live up to the original.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 5:34:03 AM
No.150458712
>>150458745
>>150459523
>>150458581
what about it feel not equius
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 5:37:36 AM
No.150458745
>>150458762
>>150458712
Every art treats him like some stupid innocent happy guy when he's never been like that. It's cute but it's just not him like at all.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 5:39:05 AM
No.150458762
>>150458745
i agree, on both things.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 6:06:58 AM
No.150459073
>>150459084
>>150466516
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 6:07:38 AM
No.150459084
apparently theyre gonna upd8 with only dave:ascend tomorrow in the rerelease. i understand why bc its a hugely iconic eary flash. but it got me thinking. when do you think homestuck "got real'? like when it realy burrowed into your brain as something youll be obessed with on and off forever. for me it was WV: ascend. the reveal of the sburb post apocalypse constructs and the atmosphere of the whole thing is masterfully done.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 6:42:25 AM
No.150459523
>>150459547
>>150459717
>>150458712
He wouldn't say "love." He'd say something about duty with thinly veiled BDSM undertones and no punctuation.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 6:44:17 AM
No.150459547
>>150459597
>>150459523
the caption is from another meme, i'm pretty sure
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 6:46:33 AM
No.150459573
>>150459444
>when do you think homestuck "got real'
Dave: Accelerate, 100%. In rereads things way earlier hit hard, like a love Enter, but man as a 13 year old seeing future dave with his time travel shadow clones and transforming sword in LOHAC was the moment I knew I was in it for life.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 6:48:12 AM
No.150459597
>>150459547
Ok you got me. Then he really doesn't smile except for like 2 special circumstances.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 6:49:06 AM
No.150459608
>>150459665
>>150459974
I will be celebrating the Homestuck pilot with some redpop and gushers!
gaze upon her visage!!! :)
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 6:54:26 AM
No.150459665
>>150459718
>>150459974
>>150459608
fuck yeah love redpop
firework is the shit too
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 6:59:06 AM
No.150459716
>>150459747
>>150459636
Back in my day we didn't look up to alcoholic amnesiac washouts, cause we were them
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 6:59:16 AM
No.150459717
>>150459802
>>150459523
also true. Do you think he'd smile for nepeta?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 6:59:19 AM
No.150459718
>>150459665
I'm gonna get every flavor I can except for cotton candy, I tried it and was sad how much I disliked it cause it feels more like a Homestuck-coded flavor than most.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:01:28 AM
No.150459747
>>150459716
maybe its simply a nod to my past, part of the monster i decided i didnt want to be anymore...
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:06:25 AM
No.150459802
>>150459717
Well yeah but she has to make special effort to get him to do it. It's not merely something that occurs when they talk.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:17:49 AM
No.150459926
>>150460114
>>150462493
>>150459444
>when do you think homestuck "got real'? like when it realy burrowed into your brain as something youll be obessed with on and off forever.
this exact frame
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:20:02 AM
No.150459951
>>150460008
>>150459636
Real women love Disco Elysium
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:22:39 AM
No.150459974
>>150460051
>>150459608
>>150459665
>buying ze goyslop cause your dead internet comic said so
wew
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:25:38 AM
No.150460008
>>150459951
That is a tranny, anon.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:29:38 AM
No.150460051
>>150459974
I actually pirated my Faygo so I'm morally pure asshole
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:35:27 AM
No.150460114
>>150459926
Dave entering the game. Dave's intro + Bro's bullshit and the Con Air gags already had me interested, but the Time bullshit and the troll girls egging on a rivarly is what made me realize I could will myself to actually read the entire series.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:57:26 AM
No.150460362
>>150459636
CUT HER HEAD OFF
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:01:57 AM
No.150460408
>>150459636
I dub thee snaggletooth taintfest
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:48:42 AM
No.150460822
>>150460899
>>150459636
please tell me thats an actual woman
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:53:35 AM
No.150460851
>>150455686
I second this. As homefag my trollsona was a prince of void but he had to overcome nihilism and self destructive behavior by creating his land AND the best in order to Ascend. Needless to say there would be many dead versione of him.
Always thought Prince of Void could create black holes. Destroying void by using It to create more void
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:57:56 AM
No.150460899
>>150460903
>>150460822
Anon that's a drawing.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:58:21 AM
No.150460903
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:03:51 AM
No.150460949
>>150461132
>>150457474
Why did he feel it was necessary to include that comment at the end there when it amounts to absolutely NOTHING in the actual story? Does he just have an incest kink?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:14:58 AM
No.150461044
>>150461143
>>150459444
Never did for me
We already know even at this point in the reposted pages that the session is doomed and thus literally every fight going forward is basically going through the motions until plot happens
The plot that was lost somewhere around the first time the kids lost the focus (before the trolls show up even) and then it just kind of meanders along with relationship drama interspersed with NPC assholes killing each other until I lose interest somewhere around act 4
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:27:48 AM
No.150461132
>>150460949
Incest is a theme of the story.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:28:51 AM
No.150461140
homestuck is a story about incest and eugenics
eugenicest if you will
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:29:20 AM
No.150461143
>>150461044
thatโs interesting because most people say act 4 is the peak
is drawing porn of korpus kristi sacrilege?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:37:43 AM
No.150461214
>>150461275
>>150461180
you are in a homestuck thread, you're already damned to hell, what's a few more sins?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:47:58 AM
No.150461275
>>150461332
>>150461214
hey man i gotta do a cost benefit analysis of how much purgatory this will cost. cant just let future me pay out an extra million years just because of a green guy when theres plenty of other guys available
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:02:32 AM
No.150461332
>>150461334
>>150461344
>>150461275
I'm pretty sure liking homestuck leads to bypassing purgatory and just getting slam dunked into hell, if that helps
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:03:24 AM
No.150461334
>>150461337
>>150461332
I truly am prisouneboundโฆ stuckunderhell if you will
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:04:16 AM
No.150461337
>>150461334
your words are like sandpaper to my brain
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:07:04 AM
No.150461344
>>150461332
going to hell speedrun. slamdunked into the 7th level
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:13:18 AM
No.150461363
>>150461180
It would be extremely based. Of You.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:18:43 AM
No.150461387
>>150462012
>>150459636
That's just Jade. You know you can derive inspiration from things other than Homestuck for your Homestuck OCs, right?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:49:48 AM
No.150461525
>>150462217
>no more space in the flushed quadrant of the whiteboard
kms
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:56:20 AM
No.150461551
>>150461558
>hours of printer troubleshooting and the horns come out tiny
My foolishness. Welp there is always oven baked paperclay.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:58:17 AM
No.150461558
>>150461551
you think this is how Karkat felt?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:06:02 AM
No.150461590
>>150461707
>>150461957
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:36:57 AM
No.150461707
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:50:47 AM
No.150461775
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:59:05 AM
No.150461808
>>150461901
>>150462253
whats the deal with eridan and shrek?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 12:25:13 PM
No.150461901
>>150462611
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 12:41:36 PM
No.150461957
>>150461387
im going to come home drunk and beat you until you feel numb. ill kick you in the ribs until you can hardly breathe. then ill start to cry and apologizes, begging you to forgive me.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 12:58:50 PM
No.150462018
>>150462066
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 1:11:04 PM
No.150462056
>>150462066
>>150462012
you need some correction, anon
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 1:13:02 PM
No.150462066
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 1:21:44 PM
No.150462103
>>150462109
>>150462012
what it do tho
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 1:22:41 PM
No.150462109
>>150462103
awww!! i love this!! <3
Would you let him play games on your phone?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 1:30:07 PM
No.150462143
>>150462117
of course, and when he comes of age, he can pay me back
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 1:48:23 PM
No.150462217
>>150461525
skill issue. Should've drawn earlier
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 1:49:30 PM
No.150462225
>>150462117
john is one reliable guy
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 1:52:32 PM
No.150462237
>>150462117
no, but I would molest his nerdy boyholes.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 1:56:25 PM
No.150462253
>>150462611
>>150461808
he rides Shrek if Collide for some reason
Picrel implies the existence of the John, Dave and Jade mugs
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 2:00:09 PM
No.150462259
>>150462256
they exist!! my old room mate had them. you could buy them through whatpumpkin i think
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 2:00:28 PM
No.150462263
>>150462256
Image drinking out of the Roxy mug
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 2:00:54 PM
No.150462265
>>150462281
>>150463389
>>150462256
Well, they do exist. I believe they were part of the We Love Fine store or something.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 2:02:34 PM
No.150462281
>>150462265
fucking christ they look so goofy
was checking hiveswap.com to see if I should 8uy it, and I found this cutie. This is it. I already thought low8loods were cute and culla8le, but ALL low8loods owe me sex. ALL low8loods are rapeable. It's something intrinsic to having inferior 8lood
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 2:11:26 PM
No.150462345
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 2:19:09 PM
No.150462391
>>150462397
>>150462468
i have to go to my stupid job!!! i hope everyone has a good day today!! <3 :)
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 2:20:10 PM
No.150462397
>>150462542
>>150462391
working on a weekend? Crazy. Good luck, jadeanon, and good morning
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 2:22:35 PM
No.150462415
>>150462448
Rape. Let me tell you how much I've come to rape low8loods since I've 8ecome to live. There are 10104 milliliters of 8lue 8lood that gushes through my veins at all times of the day. If the word rape was engraved in every nanoangtrom of those hundreds of millions of cells, it wouldn't equal a BILLIONTH of the rape I commit on low8loods everyday. Rape. Rape.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 2:28:33 PM
No.150462448
>>150462593
>>150462415
>10104
thats quite a lot
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 2:32:21 PM
No.150462468
>>150462542
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 2:36:29 PM
No.150462493
>>150462575
>>150459926
It got so real im drawing it in Wplace with a month worth of pixels even if i use the ocean to color the sky for me.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 2:44:43 PM
No.150462533
>>150462565
feesh
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 2:45:40 PM
No.150462542
>>150462397
yeah, i just got done getting ready and im about to leave. i work just about every saturday and i kind of hate it but i have sundays off at least!! :)
>>150462468
right!! i love this fanart. my meowrail is a nepetakin so jadenep is peak :p
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 2:48:32 PM
No.150462565
>>150462533
It's a tasty deesh
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 2:50:03 PM
No.150462575
>>150462493
this is cool as fuck anon!!
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 2:52:52 PM
No.150462593
>>150462448
8lue 8loods have a lot of 8lood. That's why they're the 8est
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 2:55:24 PM
No.150462611
>>150462622
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 2:57:31 PM
No.150462622
>>150462629
>>150462658
>>150462611
yeah idk man. it is what it is. Go rewatch it. When all the troll ghosts barrage LE, he rides Shrek. It's fucking wild
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 2:58:29 PM
No.150462629
>>150462635
>>150462622
Heยดs also not shown with ghost eyes in that, that Eridians fucking alive.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 2:59:31 PM
No.150462635
>>150462650
>>150462629
Or he didn't remember how he died
>>150462635
That would be wild in itself for him to be active in the dream bubbles already and i also just checked, its even weirder because thats not troll eyes.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 3:03:20 PM
No.150462658
>>150462676
>>150462622
He also showed up in Jester Quest
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 3:03:44 PM
No.150462662
>>150462650
he must be some sort of freak impostor or something
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 3:05:49 PM
No.150462676
>>150462658
And there he DOES have the normal troll eyes and is on the final page of Jester Quest, which canonically would be before Homestuck.
Meaning Eridans somewhere out there with a bunch of Jesters and Shrek in a swamp on Alternia.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 3:13:31 PM
No.150462731
i need realistic reinity and goldblood
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 3:22:48 PM
No.150462819
>>150462650
he has risen above trollhood
He's an ogre now
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 3:33:01 PM
No.150462907
>>150462650
googly eyes, obviously
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 4:09:09 PM
No.150463219
>>150463401
>>150462256
>WHOA bro a ROSE LALONDE mug is just so CRAZY to the point where I compare it to ELDRITCH PHENOMENA
Just fucking kill me, please.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 4:15:51 PM
No.150463285
I want Vriska to hypnotize me!
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 4:17:57 PM
No.150463304
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 4:19:50 PM
No.150463326
>>150463344
I want Aranea to circumcise me!
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 4:22:25 PM
No.150463344
>>150463346
>>150463353
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 4:22:58 PM
No.150463346
>>150463344
Circumspider.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 4:23:27 PM
No.150463353
>>150463367
>>150463344
cus she's hot, and the contrast between a nice character and a cruel action (circumcision) makes me horny
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 4:24:45 PM
No.150463367
>>150463417
>>150463353
Theres a word for that: retarded.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 4:26:23 PM
No.150463385
Circumsicko mode.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 4:26:35 PM
No.150463389
>>150462256
>>150462265
Did you know that you can just make this yourself with a white mug and black ceramic paint?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 4:27:34 PM
No.150463401
>>150463530
>>150463219
if I saw Homestuck merch ANYWHERE, I'd consider it to be pretty eldritch. I'd go insane just from gazing upon it for mere seconds
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 4:29:30 PM
No.150463417
>>150463423
>>150463367
>There's a word for that: based.
ftfy
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 4:30:07 PM
No.150463423
>>150463435
>>150463417
Nah, just plain retarded.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 4:31:22 PM
No.150463435
>>150463423
>Nah, just plain based.
ftfy
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 4:41:48 PM
No.150463530
>>150463553
>>150463401
The issue is that to them, the joke isnโt about how weird the mug looks, itโs just about finding the most roundabout way to say โUGH GOD I CANโT BELIEVE I LIKE SOMETHING MADE BY ANDREW HUSSIE ANDREW HUSSIE IS SUCH A FREAKโ. To them, the joke IS Andrew Hussie. Itโs an extension of the phenomenon of them going from obsessed with him during the comicโs rise to nowadays where theyโre being open about how it was all just a performance and secretly they just wanted to rape and murder him the whole time.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 4:43:44 PM
No.150463553
>>150463530
is it really? I mean, I don't doubt there are people like that in real life, but to me at least, nothing in the post had any indication of secretly hating Hussie
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 4:48:50 PM
No.150463601
>>150463623
>>150463601
has an one here actually read pro8lem slut? What is it a8out?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 4:55:44 PM
No.150463669
>>150465985
>>150463623
Itโs about Problem Sleuth, Ace Dick and Pickle Inspector trying to break free of their office complex while interacting with a metaverse of imagination, Psychonauts logic and toy/board game humour. The entire second half is taken up by a battle between them and their archnemesis Mobster Kingpin. I think the Midnight Crew are stronger characters.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 5:24:31 PM
No.150463947
>>150457342
A Mage actively learns about their aspect, and actively uses their aspect to learn things, in contrast to a Seer's passive knowledge. There's also a motif of struggling against and accepting their aspect.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 5:59:12 PM
No.150464286
give me katnep ideas to draw, still gotta do these:
>one of them carrying the other like a kitten
>fucking
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 6:08:01 PM
No.150464372
>>150455478
they don't even do anything lol
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 6:14:24 PM
No.150464430
>>150465309
>>150464361
Nepeta cradling a drunk Karkat
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 6:21:12 PM
No.150464491
>>150465309
>>150464361
Karkat in bed in the morning but nepetaโs lusus is curled up on his chest (he canโt get up). Nepeta finds this cute
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 6:31:37 PM
No.150464611
>>150465309
>>150464361
fat karkat and nep is calling him big daddy
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 6:59:17 PM
No.150464867
>>150465309
>>150464361
chubby karkat pronebone creampie
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:13:31 PM
No.150465058
>>150465309
>>150464361
Blade Runner are you lonely meme except it's a giant Karkat and punished Nepeta
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:17:04 PM
No.150465101
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:21:13 PM
No.150465151
>>150463623
Read through it a couple of times back in the day. It's about several private detectives dealing with the local mod boss whose making his big play to take control of the city they live in, physics kind of started getting a little whacky while this goes on as each character starts mentally/physically/spiritually ascending past their limits.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:36:06 PM
No.150465308
>>150465477
>>150465609
>Mfw no troll GF
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:36:09 PM
No.150465309
>>150465480
>>150465058
>>150464867
>>150464611
>>150464491
>>150464430
you know these are so good i don't even know if doing them in the whiteboard will do them justice. I guess I'll draw them in csp
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:37:08 PM
No.150465326
>>150464361
Nepeta peeing on Karkat
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:49:08 PM
No.150465477
>>150465503
>>150465308
Would you rather go on dates showing her human culture or go on dates where she shows you troll culture?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:49:12 PM
No.150465480
>>150465711
>>150465309
thats a good idea. You could still paste them into the whiteboard i guess
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:50:48 PM
No.150465503
>>150465536
>>150465477
Endless fun vs Angst Boredom
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:53:03 PM
No.150465536
>>150466294
>>150465503
Agreed, human stuff is boring. I imagine troll dates involve brutalizing lowbloods and sometimes outright murder, maybe watch a purpleblood wrestling match/rap battle..
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:59:19 PM
No.150465609
>>150466261
>>150465308
this is so fucking kino. artist??
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:06:50 PM
No.150465711
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:09:19 PM
No.150465732
>>150466090
>>150466316
Why are all the artists in this thread so talented :(
>>150458418
80% sure the prisonbound creators are just shilling in these threads, it reeks of โautist desperate for validation from le sekret clubโ
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:15:04 PM
No.150465796
>>150465763
that just sounds like schizo speculation
I do admit the /soc/ shit screams the sort of thing youโre talking about though
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:23:20 PM
No.150465899
>>150465960
>>150465763
Thatโs definitely an aspect
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:28:01 PM
No.150465960
>>150466105
>>150465899
>definitely an aspect
So is the Prisounebound creator the Knight of Shilling?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:29:11 PM
No.150465985
>>150463669
>I think the Midnight Crew are stronger characters.
At least Team Sleuth doesn't have a single member whose sole purpose is to die first and nothing else.
Hussie can't write quartets
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:30:52 PM
No.150466002
Thank you for reminding me to check prisounebound, kind of wild that Colsla could be in this thread right now.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:38:20 PM
No.150466090
>>150465732
don't worry I'm about to draw like shit in the whiteboard
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:39:19 PM
No.150466105
>>150466223
>>150465960
Knkghts dont really enjoy what they do. You gotta give it to him the mans a fucking professional. Whole ass semi realistic troll for a one time gag
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:39:54 PM
No.150466110
>>150466135
>>150465763
just looks like someone having fun to me. I mean people enjoy interacting with others. that's me speaking as an extrovert however
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:41:59 PM
No.150466135
>>150466155
>>150466110
If the man wants to fuck around and go through with sketches from us on his downtime, then let the man do that as it hurts nobody.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:42:25 PM
No.150466141
>>150465763
All this shilling makes me wonder how many anons here have proper MSPFA accounts. You need a google account to login.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:43:30 PM
No.150466155
>>150466135
not enough folykl and kuprum love
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:49:07 PM
No.150466223
>>150466105
Maid of Shilling, got it
Lovecraftโs cat
9/20/2025, 8:50:10 PM
No.150466236
>>150465763
Artists can associate with Tumblr, Reddit, etc all they like. I believe 4chan is treated differently because industry professionals donโt want it to be known how much they benefited from this place.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:52:12 PM
No.150466261
>>150465609
@macabreexude_
on twitter
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:52:40 PM
No.150466269
>>150465763
Only 80% sure? Doesn't one of the post with their name?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:54:46 PM
No.150466294
>>150466464
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:57:00 PM
No.150466316
>>150466334
>>150466335
>>150465732
Theres plenty of shit artists here, but they dont post for obvious reasons. Except for, well, you know who.
>>150466316
The only โshitโ artists in the world are the ones who have things like this public school social torture behavior rattling around in their heads, spoiling what they had to express to be toxic, nasty, and formless.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:58:48 PM
No.150466335
>>150466316
YOU TALKIN SHIT ABOUT ME
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:59:27 PM
No.150466347
>>150466388
>>150466334
You know, usually you should atleast be able to tell what youยดre looking at unless the guy labels it as abstract.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:59:51 PM
No.150466352
>>150466376
>>150466383
>>150466334
what about ai artists
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:00:48 PM
No.150466369
>>150466402
>>150466334
At least you're not delusional enough to think you're not shit. Props for that.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:01:07 PM
No.150466376
>>150466419
>>150466352
By definition not a artist, just a monkey that throws prompts at a computer to get weirdly plastic looking pictures.
>>150466352
ai art makes caliborn look like an actual aspirational artist
Lovecraftโs cat
9/20/2025, 9:02:28 PM
No.150466388
>>150466347
A public school/Protestant mentality excludes something new youโve never seen before being invented by a new artist. But characters like Bugs Bunny and Darth Vader were originally new inventions โ George Lucas had much criticism of how stupid his creativity is, but they were all wrong about him.
Go away, queer, I can expose your game moment by moment, this isnโt a safe place for you
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:03:12 PM
No.150466395
>>150466815
>>150466844
friend just finished the first character selection screen
to him, karkat getting hit in the face with the bucket and having a mental breakdown was deserved for yapping too much
the horse pictures dirk has on his tv and wall concerns him greatly, but he's at least warming up to the guy. moreso his autoresponder than the actual dirk. he thinks sawtooth is going to show up and defeat jack for dirk
he thinks the autoresponder is misinterpreting that dirk likes jake
he finds it messed up how roxy kidnapped rose's cat and only sends back the corpse
jane being a life player apparently means she's going to go into dream bubbles and revive all the trolls
he thinks roxy being a rogue of void means she's going to portal hop around stealing shit like the queen's ring while she's sleeping
he's unsure who (calliope) is, but is going with his theory that she's karkat's daughter through time fuckery since she uses the same grey text color. and that he got with nepeta
by extension he thinks that (calliope's "brother") is kanaya and rose's son. troll biology somehow allowed the two to procreate
so far his ranking on the alpha kids: roxy >>>>> autoresponder > dirk > jane > jake
>>150466369
You were just waiting to say that, I was speaking in general, not about myself.
Shut up or the industry will be bombarded with emails for persecuting an independent production.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:04:34 PM
No.150466415
>>150466452
>>150466402
no one cares about your emails, people get them and show them to their friends and laugh at them and you
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:04:51 PM
No.150466416
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:05:07 PM
No.150466419
>>150466736
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:06:53 PM
No.150466446
>>150466383
How dare you imply our role model is not an aspirational artist.
>>150466415
You just confirmed the motivation. And you canโt name one thing to laugh at - what is laughable about the Internet sensation Homestuck being partially defined by myself and my best friend?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:08:15 PM
No.150466464
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:08:36 PM
No.150466468
>>150466832
>>150467038
>>150466402
>>150466452
How long have you been making these baseless claims for? Has anyone ever believed you about your supposed connections?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:08:59 PM
No.150466473
>>150466518
>>150466520
OH BROTHER, GET A ROOM YOU TWO
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:09:08 PM
No.150466475
>>150466832
>>150466402
You mean we can bombard random artists with annoying emails on demand just by making fun of the pet retard? Good to know.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:09:36 PM
No.150466487
>>150466832
>>150466452
>myself
LOL, do you think you had anything to do with homestuck? Your lifes calling is being shit at art and deluding yourself to think youre not a fucking dick sucking whiny hoe.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:11:57 PM
No.150466516
>>150459073
>same boob size
>implying that femdirk wouldn't be a chestlet
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:12:27 PM
No.150466518
>>150466528
>>150466473
dont stick your dick in crazy
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:12:50 PM
No.150466520
>>150466562
>>150466473
someone come in an auspitice between these fellas
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:13:21 PM
No.150466528
>>150466518
But crazy for sport is the best there is
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:14:52 PM
No.150466549
>>150466832
>>150466383
Caliborn unironically is because he puts in the soul and effort.
The results are still shit, but you have to respect the huzzle.
>>150466452
See, i take Caliborns shit over that any day because i can atleast tell what heยดs drawing.
>>150466520
Fuck that im throwing one of them a gun and see what happens.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:18:33 PM
No.150466592
>>150466598
>>150466607
>>150466562
you already know whats going to happen tho
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:19:12 PM
No.150466598
>>150466832
>>150466592
Listen, if it means he takes the Namefag out, then thats a net gain for all of us.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:20:03 PM
No.150466606
>>150466832
>>150466562
theyll team up, both like little girls
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:20:07 PM
No.150466607
>>150466562
>>150466592
>blackrom flirting turns into full on +18 gunplay
someone auspitice. NOW
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:22:34 PM
No.150466645
>>150466678
>tfw no homestuck gf
i just want someone to share my love of this dang comic with
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:25:25 PM
No.150466678
>>150466696
>>150466645
You could try asking a Nona over at our sister site, just be warned the last Anon to do that got his insta and job doxxed. Those bitches don't play around but hey that's if you like them crazy
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:27:05 PM
No.150466696
>>150466796
>>150466678
>the last Anon to do that got his insta and job doxxed.
Youยดre gonna have to elaborate here, give me the juicy stuff.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:29:47 PM
No.150466736
>>150466760
>>150466852
>>150466419
These were ai.
You can tell now but nobody said anything at the time. Just wanted to see if I could sneak some by, I'm not gonna do any more.
https://files.catbox.moe/o7jpih.png
>>150366858
>>150387421
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:32:08 PM
No.150466760
>>150466736
Anon, nobody said anything, period.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:34:31 PM
No.150466796
>>150466868
>>150466696
Okay so this dumbass named antonio was so down bad and actually tooked the advice of some other anon and actually hopped on lolcow(dot farm) to chat with the sisters and FOR SOME REASON ALSO NAMED FAGGED OVER THERE, and I guess one of the Nonas over there played along and dm him on his social media and did some snooping and found so much about him and posted his shit, I wish I got the screenshots if any women that farmers, plz post them if you got them. I tried to ask my sister since she is also a homestuck/farmer but she sadly doesn't have it
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:35:54 PM
No.150466815
>>150467168
>>150466395
>Caliope theories
I think most new readers always default to her being a troll, which is the obvious conclusion to make and an intentional misdirect, but how this 'troll' fits into the wider narrative tends to differ quite a bit.
I personally thought she would be an alt-universe Karkat, since her kind attitude would be a humorous mirror to how regular Karakat usually acts.
>his ranking on the alpha kids
Roxy does tend to be the fan-favorite around that time in the story, I think. I know she was for me. Great typing gimmick.
I do know that a fair amount of people prefer AR over Dirk at that point, so not that surprising to see him placed there either.
Looking forward to how things develop.
>>150466468
>>150466475
>>150466487
>the deranged child is released from his public school mind cage
Go back to your handlers
>>150466549
>associates anything about Caliborn with being โshitโ
You just revealed being a little buckbroken weenie.
And you canโt give an actual opinion of my artwork, you just say what public school trained you to say.
>>150466562
>>150466598
>>150466606
This kind of behavior is encouraged by protestants as with the book Lord of the Flies to make people believe people are like this without the public school system. Youโre like robots, nothing you do is natural.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:37:50 PM
No.150466844
>>150466914
>>150467168
>>150466395
>but is going with his theory that she's karkat's daughter through time fuckery since she uses the same grey text color. and that he got with nepeta
Wow he is... a very hopeful guy, I'll give him that.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:38:14 PM
No.150466852
>>150466736
Oh, wow. I mean, yeah, I can see it fucking up with Nellie's horn but that Ellith is really good. For that Jollacrity, did you gen the body and then draw the head yourself or smth? Crazy how good AI is
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:39:06 PM
No.150466868
>>150466882
>>150466796
>FOR SOME REASON ALSO NAMED FAGGED OVER THERE
Absolute peak specimen of a genius right there.
>>150466832
And here we on cue have another of that kind of special retard.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:40:13 PM
No.150466881
>>150466918
>>150466832
>handlers
like yours? you probably post in an assisted living and they let you have your ipad and chicken nugs.
Lovecraftโs cat
9/20/2025, 9:40:24 PM
No.150466882
>>150466897
>>150466868
Again, this is just textbook public school behavior. Do I need to get out my drawings of Homestuck characters bound and gagged? Youโre merely displaying your behavior is controlled in a nasty way.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:41:19 PM
No.150466897
>>150466918
>>150466882
Im calling a retard what he is, its really not that deep.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:42:17 PM
No.150466913
>>150466832
We are going to get you. We've already turned many of your industry friends against you. You just don't know it yet. You have a big reckoning in store for you. The only option now is to retaliate before it's too late.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:42:17 PM
No.150466914
>>150467142
Lovecraftโs cat
9/20/2025, 9:42:29 PM
No.150466918
>>150466936
>>150466957
>>150466881
I actually come up with super cool artwork for whole separate universes and also, I have my own personality, I have freedom of thought, I have natural emotions, I have a lot of things you donโt, stunted in you like blemishes.
>>150466897
Yโall really want the hard facts. And actually I can go super Duper deep in your psychology.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:43:51 PM
No.150466936
>>150467007
>>150466918
Only thing i want is you to shut up, again. Not that difficult despite what you might think.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:44:50 PM
No.150466957
>>150467007
>>150466918
Yeah have none of those, a 3rd grader has more personality than the guy who cries to jesus when people call him on his crap and draws scribbles with zero life in them. also you sound like a nerd
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:45:39 PM
No.150466976
>>150467000
my magnum opium
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:47:02 PM
No.150467000
>The threads somehow have their own, worse version of Caliborn.
Fucking amazing, but can we have the actual one instead, heยดs way less up his own ass.
>>150466976
See, thats more like it.
>>150466936
Yes, now youโre seeking to retaliate by preventing me from expressing my unique and developed mind out of jealousy and wrath. But again, youโre seeking to enjoy something that comes partially from me, Homestuck, so I can actually turn that right back around on you.
>>150466957
Do you expect anybody to take you seriously when you give up on Homestuck-style fun in favor of being a disgusting middle school kid? Why canโt you enjoy Homestuck and get angry at me simultaneously? Because doing so is a contradiction.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:49:07 PM
No.150467038
>>150467007
answer the question my fat lil chuddie, i bet you take off your man bra and it sounds like the Jumanji drums
>>150466468
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:49:40 PM
No.150467047
>>150467007
I wouldnยดt exactly call what you have developed, no. Now go take your pills and fuck off.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:51:23 PM
No.150467078
>>150467116
In fact the whole concept of Homestuck is partially derived from my teenage view that normal living at the end of the 20th century was like a prison, hence it getting lame and insane without me and my nasty reputation in the mid-late 10s.
Taking off my name so yโall can have 1 less thing to stress out about.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:53:02 PM
No.150467116
>>150467078
Sure thing buddy, now if you take those crazy thoughts over to /x/, theres a few likeminded folks im sure you will love to be with.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:53:13 PM
No.150467119
>>150467206
>>150467007
Man schizophrenics are so fucking annoying. Totally self-absorbed, and obsessed with a completely arbitrary personal cosmology they've cooked up in their own heads. This wouldn't be that bad if they didn't flip their fucking lids the second they interact with normals because, of course, normal people don't follow these retarded set of laws they've convinced themselves of. We need to start pumping antipsychotics into the water supply.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:54:33 PM
No.150467142
>>150467162
>>150466914
Surprised there isn't an edit of this with either Eridan or Jake.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:55:41 PM
No.150467162
>>150467191
>>150467142
Im almost certain i seen a Jake one like that because of 8R8K where heยดs just hope nuking everything in the nude.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:55:58 PM
No.150467168
>>150466815
>I personally thought she would be an alt-universe Karkat, since her kind attitude would be a humorous mirror to how regular Karakat usually acts.
he certainly did think this before. and that there was a gender flip at first, with jane being flipped john
>Roxy does tend to be the fan-favorite around that time in the story, I think
as he puts it roxy has everything. she's funny and smart and cool and fun to voice
>>150466844
who knows, maybe that's his aspect kek
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:57:18 PM
No.150467191
>>150467231
>>150467162
>heยดs just hope nuking everything in the nude
?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:57:38 PM
No.150467196
I think I preferred these threads when we had like one a month. The whiteboard is nice but the threads don't feel special anymore
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:58:02 PM
No.150467206
>>150467254
>>150467671
>>150467119
Buddy I can decode all these metaphors instantly, do you think they bother me?
I know this will bother all of you despite any denial: life is a fucking buffet of people internally restrained from being like me, to me. You have two choices: swallow your pride and let me help you and let me be less like Homestuck team member ipgdโs fav Equius, or I will go back to getting the biggest erections anyoneโs ever had all fucking day, I am invincible, but I want to try being normal.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:59:20 PM
No.150467231
>>150467191
The one [S] that Beyond Canon had so far, he gets piled on by soldiers and goes Hope-Mode, literally desintegrating them and shielding everyone from the Orbital laser.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:00:09 PM
No.150467247
>>150467350
i dont care about homestuck beyond
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:00:26 PM
No.150467254
>>150467300
>>150467206
No I have no delusion that anything I really say would phase you, thus I'm commiserating with the other anons. I wasn't talking to you. You are completely unreachable and in your own little world. Only extensive chemical treatment might shake you from your state.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:03:06 PM
No.150467300
>>150467254
I am a CREATIVE. I am SEEKING to create my own world. You are ALL BENEFITING from me doing so. Are you in a psychological state of being capable of receiving these facts? Or will you keep being a bitchboy for boomers sailing away into the great yachts of Beyond?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:06:07 PM
No.150467350
>>150467247
I treat it as a fanventure and ignore anything that doesn't heavily focus the new characters
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:06:16 PM
No.150467355
>>150467399
>>150467331
aradia futa balls in my mouth
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:08:31 PM
No.150467399
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:12:42 PM
No.150467485
>>150467331
Rose on my face
Roxy on my dick
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:16:43 PM
No.150467543
>>150467561
roxy as a troll
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:17:38 PM
No.150467558
>>150467331
Feferi peeing
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:17:43 PM
No.150467561
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:18:36 PM
No.150467575
>>150467671
>>150467007
>my unique and developed mind
You certainly are a "unique" specimen, thats for sure
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:18:39 PM
No.150467578
>>150467331
daverezi making shitposts together
ty anon
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:19:59 PM
No.150467600
>>150467688
>>150467331
terezi covered in black tar prank (gone wrong)
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:21:26 PM
No.150467619
>>150467331
Doc Scratch standing ominously in a forest while Karkat is scrambling around grabbing papers off of trees
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:21:32 PM
No.150467622
>>150467331
Equius receiving a suspiciously cock shaped present and being nervous about it.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:21:38 PM
No.150467623
>>150467331
Jake and John being movie nerds
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:24:56 PM
No.150467671
>>150467713
>>150467575
Come on, arenโt you going to rise to my challenge?
>>150467206 You havenโt finished regressing to a middle-school age without responding to my double-dog dare.
Or is there perhaps something preventing you from giving a proper response? Something that gives me a massive erection 24/7 if I want one? God my life is good if all I care about is pleasure
Lovecraftโs cat
9/20/2025, 10:26:24 PM
No.150467688
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:28:01 PM
No.150467713
>>150467810
>>150467671
Crazy how you seem to think everyone who shits on you is the same person and tactically ignore certain posts. Even crazier that you think anyone would want to be like you.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:33:08 PM
No.150467796
>>150467811
>>150467923
>ywn have a breed obsessed jade blooded gf
Lovecraftโs cat
9/20/2025, 10:34:05 PM
No.150467810
>>150467918
>>150467937
>>150467713
Itโs funny that you say that since I was just thinking how much parents must appreciate me for mummifying this nasty layer of your personality to gradually disappear, as a leading genius in youth entertainment
Indeed, God himself placed me here to do this, and have a massive erection as I do so
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:34:05 PM
No.150467811
>>150467796
This implies the existence of a human who is obsessed with bucket reproduction
how do you respond to this without sounding mad
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:37:04 PM
No.150467863
>>150467823
Why didnt jade just say she was being in kismesis? Dont trolls fuck all their quadrants?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:37:20 PM
No.150467865
>>150467823
Who has to answer? Jade or Kanaya?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:39:29 PM
No.150467898
>>150467823
by fuckijng her wife again 8ut this time in front of her
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:39:41 PM
No.150467902
>>150467823
>s-sorry kanaya
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:40:38 PM
No.150467918
>>150467937
>>150467810
hey aren't you that guy who molested his niece
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:40:58 PM
No.150467923
>>150467955
>>150467796
i didnt posted finished work in thread or why you using this?
>6mb
resized it
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:41:50 PM
No.150467937
>>150467947
>>150468059
>>150467810
>and have a massive erection as I do so
Yes, we know thinking of little kids makes you hard, you don't have to remind us.
>>150467918
No anon it wasn't molestation he was just mummyfying his bad behaviors or whatever the fuck
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:42:38 PM
No.150467947
>>150468051
>>150467937
>mummyfying his bad behaviors
what
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:43:28 PM
No.150467955
>>150467963
>>150467923
I just toss every homestuck image in the same folder so i just came across that one first
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:44:08 PM
No.150467963
>>150467995
>>150467955
upload the folder 8ro plz
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:46:40 PM
No.150467995
>>150468004
>>150467963
No i dont want everyone to see how i live
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:47:16 PM
No.150468004
>>150467995
will you show me yours if I show you mine
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:50:22 PM
No.150468051
>>150468158
>>150467947
Guys a schizo, go figure the rest.
Lovecraftโs cat
9/20/2025, 10:50:50 PM
No.150468059
>>150468067
>>150467823
Please pretend wife doesnโt exist, and is a Single, robust, individual who doesnโt need her support
>>150467937
Itโs funny you say that but listening to a woke adult female can get me super hard from her internal restraints - how abstract is this pedophilia claim?? Is it IMPOSSIBLE for me to get hard at an adult without them becoming a child in my mind or something? Wow Iโm a cool freak
Just like Bro in Homestuck, but less like Equius - sorry ipgd
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:52:02 PM
No.150468066
>>150468079
>>150468080
>hey guys what's going on in this threa-
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:52:05 PM
No.150468067
>>150468158
>>150468059
>8lah 8lah 8lah 8lah
do you really wanna waste time arguing? Does it really accomplish anything? (That's a rhetorical question. Of course it doesn't)
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:53:11 PM
No.150468079
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:53:23 PM
No.150468080
>>150468158
>>150468066
resident schizo, Nigger-Man, is 8eing a nigger. Ironic. Just ignore him and post something on topic until he chills out.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:53:31 PM
No.150468081
>>150468120
did that anon make a jpeg of the last whiteboard yet?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:57:07 PM
No.150468120
>>150468310
>>150468081
Oh that was all made forever ago, but good that you reminded me:
https://imgur.com/a/Xw3o5zX
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:01:07 PM
No.150468158
>>150468209
>>150468051
Oh wait, I know what this part is. This is where you show your abuse of me is sympathetic as I expect you to extrapolate who I am from my total embrace of my natural identity without becoming a popular artist first to establish an identity that way. So itโs a cruel burden of expecting you to figure me out.
Itโs too bad that you people shed tons of evidence that you understand way more than you let on! Itโs necessary for the Homestuck experience.
>>150468080
Actually good advice - picking a fight isnโt a good idea in the adult world.
>>150468067
No but I seek to make our context clear which is good to do every once in a while.
>>150468158
come on 8ro even if you turned your username off we still know it's you. Can't we talk about Homestuck instead of whatever the fuck you're going on a8out? For example we can discuss how you think Lord English should've been dealt with, and/or if he should've existed at all. Or we can talk about the top 10 most fuckable HS girls, or we can ponder why Hussie turned into such a faggot. There's a million Homestuck related things to talk about
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:11:27 PM
No.150468293
>>150468318
>>150468387
>>150468209
I want to fuck you, mysterious grey with a 8 gimmick
Is that on topic
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:12:15 PM
No.150468308
>>150468343
>>150468209
>top 10 most fuckable HS girls
Feferi, Aradia, Aranea, Jade, Rose, Nepeta, Kanaya, Meulin, Peregrine Mendicant, and Vriska.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:12:21 PM
No.150468310
>>150468120
sweet! thanks, bro
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:12:52 PM
No.150468318
>>150468387
>>150468293
good enough. Characters with 8 gimmicks (Vriska aside), are generally really sexy and fuckable
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:14:38 PM
No.150468343
>>150468422
>>150468308
I almost agree with you, but PM should NOT be up there. Look at her. Ms. Paint is infinitely sexier than her
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:17:58 PM
No.150468387
>>150468569
>>150468209
All this is intentionally disconnected from anything about me or what I said to seek to kill my difference from the masses - at 35 years old and helping to make the franchise you enjoy this doesnโt work on me.
>>150468293
>>150468318
Itโs also funny that youโre frustrated I divert things away from mindless sex and porn activity.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:20:36 PM
No.150468422
>>150468466
>>150468343
what if that anon finds her personality attractive?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:21:10 PM
No.150468431
Maybe donยดt start a war by covering up others art because someone buried your spider.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:21:47 PM
No.150468442
kanaya sex
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:23:19 PM
No.150468466
>>150468422
than he's wrong.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:23:34 PM
No.150468470
>>150468482
whoa hey wtf not cool to vandalize other's doodles come on now
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:24:19 PM
No.150468482
>>150468499
>>150468519
>>150468470
Fucking Araneafags, yeah.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:25:22 PM
No.150468499
>>150468514
>>150468482
well Imma just screencap those dirk doodles by the other anons while I still can in case this shit gets beyond repair
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:26:10 PM
No.150468514
>>150468541
>>150468499
Yeah, thats a good idea, the guys just throwing his tantrum onto completely unrelated drawings already.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:26:29 PM
No.150468519
>>150468482
No, it's YOU faggot. YOU'RE THE 8NE POST THAT F8TA88 ARAN8A IN ALL F8UR QU8DR8NTS F88K Y8U
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:27:39 PM
No.150468541
>>150468552
>>150468514
there's a feature that lets you see who drew what, retard, and the same person who drew that big-ass Dave is also the same one who keeps blocking my Aranea
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:28:12 PM
No.150468552
>>150468604
>>150468541
Well, in that case i guess the Fat Araneas will continue.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:28:53 PM
No.150468569
>>150468634
>>150468387
>this is intentionally disconnected from anything about me or what
Yes faggot, because you're not the topic of this thread. How are you this mentally challenged, its mind boggling.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:31:02 PM
No.150468604
>>150468609
>>150468552
why you insist on doing this, I don't know
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:31:24 PM
No.150468608
2 whiteboards lmao. you fucks lasted for 2 whiteboards
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:31:27 PM
No.150468609
>>150468624
>>150468604
Spite, mostly.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:32:20 PM
No.150468624
>>150468646
>>150468609
Well obviously. I just wish he didn't want to spite ME specifically
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:33:11 PM
No.150468634
>>150468569
>left out โwhat I saidโ like an actual faggot
Youโre the ones who blew up about me because youโre struggling to avoid the fact that most of the Homestuck team was made up of my online friends & people who liked me and my life was destroyed to make it easier to enjoy for people like you.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:33:42 PM
No.150468646
>>150468624
No, im saying spite is my sole reason for it.
Glad we agreed on the cease fire though, i didnยดt get around to take pictures of it clean yet.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:35:04 PM
No.150468668
>>150468691
>implying he has any friends or that theres anyone that likes him
Kekaroo
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:37:24 PM
No.150468691
>>150468668
Youโre sure begging for emails stuffed in every orifice of the industry.
People like you were jealous of me for being best friends with smoking hot member of the Homestuck team ipgd and were willing to sin just to give you the ability to say this.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:38:57 PM
No.150468708
>>150468858
You know thats what spam folders are for, right.
Lovecraftโs cat
9/20/2025, 11:48:50 PM
No.150468858
>>150468874
New Jade
>>150468708
Say what you will as an automatic reflex - people will always prefer me, who empowers people to be more creative and unique and personal. To you. Who is merely a subject of my charityโฆ or vengeance. If you donโt suddenly remember your place real fast.
Itโs beautiful the destruction I can do to human minds with all the charity I have given to artists empowering me.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:50:06 PM
No.150468874
>>150468897
>>150469191
>>150468858
What Classpect do you see yourself as?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:50:18 PM
No.150468878
>>150468911
starting to see why they banned hsg
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:51:59 PM
No.150468897
>>150468874
nta but he's probably a Mage of Faggotry or something
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:53:08 PM
No.150468911
>>150468983
>>150468878
well, this is what happens when you start a circlejerk. You get a resident schizo, than everything either falls apart, or it keeps the thread alive until said schizo leaves, then we go back to circlejerking
>>150468911
nah even worse shit happens in other threads that don't even do anything. just look at what happened to /vg/ until recently
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:59:58 PM
No.150469002
>>150469010
>>150468983
/vg/ got so bad last year
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:00:31 AM
No.150469010
>>150469300
Just completed an email salvo.
>>150468874
I had spiritual visions where I saw afterlife versions of Homestuck and my own webcomic which showed my classpect is objectively Prince of Mind. I have since developed real life Prince of Mind powers.
>>150468983
Gotta love when they suddenly start clamming up
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:13:30 AM
No.150469201
>>150469191
You certainly fit the role.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:17:37 AM
No.150469264
>>150468983
Every fanbase gets atleast one schizo, its the 4chan standard.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:19:49 AM
No.150469300
>>150469423
>>150469010
lots of stuff happened, so other anon may be referring to another thing. but heres what I had in mind: the spammer
there was a guy who would spam bbc, scat, gore and cp multiple threads every day for 12-16 hour shifts for the last, what, 5 years? he set up spambots to aid him spam both at the speed of light and also spread to several threads simultaneously. some threads were just 70% his shitposts. it was so unusable many anons left the general/board. at one point he even tried to infect other boards in addition to it all. his committment and free time had the jannies working overtime. they eventually had to resort to amending the rules of the board itself. since the multiple new spam blockers it has slowly died out
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:24:16 AM
No.150469364
>>150469423
>>150469191
>One who destroys Mind
>is a retard
Nice self burn.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:24:33 AM
No.150469368
>>150469381
>>150469191
>I have since developed real life Prince of Mind powers
What.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:25:24 AM
No.150469381
>>150469368
Fitting, since his mind is destroyed.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:27:29 AM
No.150469423
>>150469300
If you feel like youโve been raped by me for years Iโm glad!
>>150469364
My best friend bonded with me about Ren and Stimpy which stars a stupid character and an angry character. You donโt respect our relationship yet - emails
Also Andrew Hussie called me retarded so you literally know jack shit ya masturbator
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:30:26 AM
No.150469479
>>150469499
Yeah, all those emails going right to spam, that will show them.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:31:31 AM
No.150469498
>>150470026
>>150462323
Wait til you see Skylla and Polypa
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:31:31 AM
No.150469499
>>150469511
>>150469775
>>150469479
We have our own mituna! Joyous day!
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:32:21 AM
No.150469511
>>150469775
>>150469499
Anon, thats a insult. Mituna is much more collected than this.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:46:12 AM
No.150469749
>>150458353
I'm really enjoying Act 2 so far, I like all of these new characters. The art's nice, the dialogue isn't too long, the mysterious culture is intriguing. I'm looking forward to meeting the satyrs, who might end up being an entire race of twinks? traps? It's funny to see Dirk's obsession with his hair resulting in such girly hair. So much for being gay, lol
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:48:02 AM
No.150469775
>>150469499
>>150469511
Mituna is also based on me and the rest of Homestuck General.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:51:57 AM
No.150469836
>>150469940
>>150469948
Having a regular place to talk about homestuck that isn't (fully) mentally disabled (derogatory) is really nice
>t. read homestuck in 2017 and missed the threads until they got purged on sight
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:58:28 AM
No.150469940
>>150469836
I like you guys. even if threads get a little wild, I still like you guys
you guys let me be autistic about homosuck and also gave me a lot of laughs
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:59:05 AM
No.150469948
>>150469974
>>150469836
none of us are really mentally disa8led, just a little autistic (affection8). 8ut there are a few autists (derogatory) who to troll (lol), 8ut I won't name names 8ecause h8 8reeds h8
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:00:47 AM
No.150469974
>>150469984
>>150469948
Cheers, ma+e. +his +hread is +he bes+ place on 4chan righ+ now.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:01:51 AM
No.150469984
>>150470023
>>150469974
correction: this is the 8est place on the internet (right now)
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:04:12 AM
No.150470023
>>150469984
I can'+ argue wi+h +ha+.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:04:24 AM
No.150470026
>>150469498
nah, they're not pathetic-looking enough. Low8loods are cutest when they're weak and 8ullyable
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:14:38 AM
No.150470163
>>150470621
so where can i pira8 friendsim and/or hiveswap act 2? For some reason the site I found only have pesterquest and act 1 hiveswap. The cute low8lood (
>>150462323) is only in act 2, so I need to play it as soon as possible
I remember karkat saying he finds all the dancestors to be douches, but I don't recall what made porrim, mituna, meulin or horus douchey?
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:40:21 AM
No.150470456
>>150470432
he's a tsundere, obviously. If he thought they were all douches, he wouldn't be eating out Meenah's grape-flavored pussy in BC
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:44:01 AM
No.150470502
>>150470432
Having to deal with Kankri drags the reputation of them all down.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:44:07 AM
No.150470505
>>150470515
>>150470786
omw to Harass lowbloods
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:45:28 AM
No.150470515
>>150470505
8ased. Low8loods are made for harassment, 8ullying, rape, and culling. Spit on a low8lood for me at the con, anon
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:45:35 AM
No.150470517
>>150470582
>>150470432
Horus is the worst of equius.
But yeah the rest he would theoretically be fine with. I think he was just being grumpy and limped them all together, he often said his own friend group were assholes afterall.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:50:53 AM
No.150470582
>>150470517
Horuss isn't even that bad though. He's just a hornier Equius. If anything Karkat had a problem Kankri and/or Cronus.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:54:55 AM
No.150470621
>>150470763
>>150470163
Act 1: mega(.)nz/file/0BgVGaoQ#YfspxcwSb_kXu_Yz_K5bFW7_SmwOz60vlfL79-CpWM0
Act 2: mega(.)nz/file/dMBzVRbB#BCd9GzK1s-ODwWk0VNbpYJakcvy10v_Oad8wQewZta8
Friendsim: mega(.)nz/file/pZowQIrT#O3JCXymY4ylImTGmTBBHjHfG1p01SFHRy6m4Ut7AKs0
The password is 'cs.rin.ru' with no quotes.
I only checked if these can run and gave them a cursory scan with my AV. If these blow up your PC, It's not my fault.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 2:05:34 AM
No.150470763
>>150470823
>>150470621
thank you so much 8roโno, KING. thanks
Moonrunes
9/21/2025, 2:07:48 AM
No.150470786
>>150470505
This is so fucking rad lmao
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 2:11:00 AM
No.150470823
>>150470894
>>150470763
No problem, my man.
>>150470823
God, Terezi's design is so fucking cool. She's so pointy, and the colors work together really well.
It just oozes "something an edgy 12-year-old would draw in their notebook circa 2005".
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 2:18:10 AM
No.150470904
>>150470957
>>150470894
Very high on the gremlin energy.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 2:21:08 AM
No.150470931
>>150470894
Very true.
From a baseline design standpoint, she's my second favorite among the trolls.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 2:23:45 AM
No.150470957
>>150470904
they should kiss, methinks
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 2:24:46 AM
No.150470974
Terezi comic
Terezi thread
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 2:25:24 AM
No.150470985
>>150470894
beyond a goddamn doubt that she's my favorite troll
there's some super alluring about a cute girl with mad shitpost skills
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 2:25:45 AM
No.150470991
hello everyone!! i hope everyone is having a great evening! :D
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 2:28:16 AM
No.150471026
>>150471077
>>150471081
In today's update: Dave climbs some fuckin' stairs
To be continued
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 2:32:38 AM
No.150471077
>>150471026
he was warned
Lovecraftโs cat
9/21/2025, 2:32:49 AM
No.150471081