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Anonymous No.150462388 [Report] >>150462431 >>150462434 >>150462460 >>150462689 >>150462838 >>150463106 >>150463217 >>150463264 >>150463284 >>150464661 >>150465832 >>150465861 >>150466332 >>150466458 >>150466604 >>150468351 >>150469768
Some Pig
Anonymous No.150462431 [Report] >>150463274
>>150462388 (OP)
This is the ideal Tamaranean body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Anonymous No.150462434 [Report]
>>150462388 (OP)
I still say she looks better without the nosering. That thing is so distracting.
Anonymous No.150462460 [Report] >>150464858 >>150466111 >>150466458
>>150462388 (OP)
prize pig
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Anonymous No.150462689 [Report]
>>150462388 (OP)
All that pork needs glazing.
Anonymous No.150462838 [Report]
>>150462388 (OP)
Oh, God. It's Wonder Ham!
Anonymous No.150462952 [Report]
>Want to fuck, Tim from work?
Anonymous No.150463106 [Report]
>>150462388 (OP)
Certified braphog
Anonymous No.150463217 [Report]
>>150462388 (OP)
Posting on the internet isn't going to save Wilbur, Charlotte.
Anonymous No.150463264 [Report] >>150463366
>>150462388 (OP)
Blue ribbon winning showpig.
Anonymous No.150463274 [Report] >>150464034 >>150466123 >>150466947
>>150462431
Anonymous No.150463284 [Report] >>150463294 >>150463362
>>150462388 (OP)

Some pigs need butchering.
Anonymous No.150463294 [Report] >>150463362 >>150463507
>>150463284
I'd love to chop her meat
Anonymous No.150463362 [Report] >>150463466
>>150463284
>>150463294
Spitroast the little piggy and call it a Lua.
Anonymous No.150463366 [Report] >>150463462
>>150463264
wasn't there a nude edit of this
Anonymous No.150463462 [Report]
>>150463366
Yeah and one for this page too.
Anonymous No.150463466 [Report] >>150463521
>>150463362
plappable
Anonymous No.150463507 [Report] >>150463535 >>150463538
>>150463294
HACKING AND WHACKING AND SMACKING
Anonymous No.150463521 [Report]
>>150463466
She's got her mother's breedability.
Anonymous No.150463535 [Report]
>>150463507
HAM
Anonymous No.150463538 [Report]
>>150463507
CHOPPIN DAT MEAT
Anonymous No.150463566 [Report] >>150463579 >>150463687
I can understand fanart Mandy, but canon Mandy? And with her shitty personality on display too? Nah, you have to be kidding.
Anonymous No.150463579 [Report]
>>150463566
Canon mandy is made for domination and instant loss 2koma
Bitchy fat goth girl is top tier for me
Anonymous No.150463592 [Report]
Imagine all that ham flying right into your face because Mandy smells a bacon sandwich in your backpack.
Anonymous No.150463687 [Report] >>150463712
>>150463566
Canon Mandy is a sexy bratty slampig.
Anonymous No.150463712 [Report]
>>150463687
She just needs better bangs to cover up her forehead.
Anonymous No.150463911 [Report] >>150463932 >>150464836
If I could fly and had had magic alien beam powers, I'd be a fat fuck too. Why the fuck would I ever work out?
Anonymous No.150463932 [Report] >>150464006
>>150463911
Well, if you're lazy, you'd most likely just be chubby or scrawny, it takes actual bad eating habits to get that fat.
Anonymous No.150463934 [Report]
My favorite lesbian
Anonymous No.150464006 [Report] >>150464123
>>150463932
>Mandy's coffee order
Geez I wonder what did it.
Anonymous No.150464029 [Report] >>150464038
Oh boy, this thread again. How exciting.
Anonymous No.150464034 [Report]
>>150463274
>Bejita's technique
Figures.
Anonymous No.150464038 [Report]
>>150464029
Boo hoo, bitch, I don't care
Anonymous No.150464123 [Report] >>150464323
>>150464006
She's got her Mom's weird taste buds that's for sure. That's more sugar and tea than coffee.
Anonymous No.150464141 [Report]
I was going to get my copy of I Am Not Starfire signed by Yoshi Yoshitani at NYCC this year but I don't see her on the guest list anymore. Missed my chance.
Anonymous No.150464323 [Report]
>>150464123
Chai is supposed to be tea. If anything she's ruining it by adding the espresso because cocoa and mint are complimentary to most chai flavoring in the USA.
Anonymous No.150464606 [Report] >>150464995
SLAM THAT HAM
Anonymous No.150464661 [Report] >>150464685 >>150464860
>>150462388 (OP)
This board has the worst taste in the world.
Anonymous No.150464685 [Report] >>150464846
>>150464661
>"Why isn't my Mongolian Basket Weaving forum a hivemind?"
Anonymous No.150464836 [Report]
>>150463911
I reckon she's partially fat from not using her powers and being fed slop while not having a metabolism as high as her mom's
Anonymous No.150464846 [Report] >>150466152
>>150464685
It is a hivemind for having the worst taste in the world.
Anonymous No.150464858 [Report]
>>150462460
Somehow, she makes it work.
Anonymous No.150464860 [Report]
>>150464661
You can always show us up with something better
Anonymous No.150464995 [Report] >>150469292
>>150464606
In monarchist Tamaran Ham slams you!
Because she is royalty and has earn that right in combat.
Anonymous No.150465316 [Report]
YOU'RE RIDIN' THAT HOG
Anonymous No.150465663 [Report]
Anonymous No.150465832 [Report] >>150465995 >>150466089
>>150462388 (OP)
Who would be in her generation's Teen Titans?
Anonymous No.150465861 [Report]
>>150462388 (OP)
Maybe for cuckqueaning and dyke breaking
Anonymous No.150465995 [Report]
>>150465832
The New New Warriors.
Anonymous No.150466089 [Report] >>150466152 >>150466174 >>150466507
>>150465832
/co/ had a meme team back when the book was out

Much like how Starfire daughter is different from her Raven has a tall football player Christian chad son. (Also a bunch of other kids) The dad is beast boy

Cyborg made himself an A.I hologram daughter.

Robin and Terra hooked up and had a kid. They raised the kid in Terra country leading to a sort of Russian Robin.
Anonymous No.150466111 [Report]
>>150462460
Hot
Anonymous No.150466123 [Report]
>>150463274
What this book has cursing? I thought it was for kids?
Anonymous No.150466152 [Report]
>>150466089
Cyborg made an AI hologram wife, the kid is a kind of nanomachine cloud.

>>150464846
Because despite what everyone assumed pre-release, the actual book is a fairly boilerplate coming of age teen drama with the somewhat refreshing moral of Mandy being an idiot kid who needs to pull her head out of her ass rather than a dumpster fire.
Anonymous No.150466174 [Report] >>150466295 >>150466550
>>150466089
I thought /co/ gave Cyborg two kids? Am I remembering right?
Anonymous No.150466295 [Report] >>150466550 >>150466591
>>150466174
I just remember the girl.

>Cyborg made an AI hologram wife, the kid is a kind of nanomachine cloud.

Ah, I didn't know that. Also I'm not sure that's how nanomachine works but okay
Anonymous No.150466332 [Report] >>150466611 >>150466648 >>150466691 >>150467861
>>150462388 (OP)
Men would fuck a pile of shit if it was in the shape of a woman
Anonymous No.150466458 [Report] >>150466521 >>150466635 >>150466661
>>150462388 (OP)
>>150462460
All the porn makes me wonder how she would have been received by readers if not for Tamaki's typical libshit talking points. Imagine how different things would be if one day we just had a slampig descendant of Dick and Starfire withou the bullshit
Anonymous No.150466507 [Report] >>150467120
>>150466089
Obligatory.
download jpg from conservatory, computer says it's a mislabeled webp, upload to 4chan which turns it into a png...
Anonymous No.150466521 [Report] >>150466635
>>150466458
Reading the book is hard, because I don't believe that's how Starfire would react. It's like if you have a goth daughter why wouldn't you talk to your goth friend about. Raven doesn't show up till the end of the book.
Anonymous No.150466550 [Report] >>150466591 >>150467878 >>150468889
>>150466174
>>150466295
There were different ideas on what Cyborg's contribution would be and the compromise was a flesh and blood academic/athletic overachiever kid partnered with a nanite cloud "sister."
Anonymous No.150466591 [Report]
>>150466295
>>150466550
There were a couple different ideas about where the nanite cloud daughter came from. My personal favorite is that she was originally some villain's Doomsday Device, but before it got unleashed Cyborg was able to get into the AI code and turn "her" into a blank slate with no "kill all humans" coding and with human intelligence.
Anonymous No.150466604 [Report] >>150466631 >>150466642
>>150462388 (OP)
So the father was some random one-night stand right?
Anonymous No.150466611 [Report] >>150467063
>>150466332
Men wish to impregnate all fertile females, yes.
Anonymous No.150466631 [Report]
>>150466604
I stand by my "she THOUGHT it was Dick. She's not as good at differentiating humans as she lets on" theory.
Anonymous No.150466635 [Report] >>150466695
>>150466458
If
>The art was more detailed
>Wasn't a generic "everyone but me is the problem"
>MC wasn't unlikable
then it probably would've been tolerable
>>150466521
Yeah, even regular problems regarding herself that Raven may or may not have experience with Starfire would go to Raven for help. There's practically a zero percent chance she wouldn't ask Raven for even just advice.
Anonymous No.150466642 [Report] >>150466660
>>150466604
Most likely, it's definitely not Dick, we've seen how DickKory kids come out, and Mandy definitely ain't that.
Anonymous No.150466648 [Report] >>150467063
>>150466332
Yeah, right, troon. You wish.
Anonymous No.150466660 [Report] >>150466679 >>150466681
>>150466642
>we've seen how DickKory kids come out
Yes.
As boring as water-flavored popsicles.
Anonymous No.150466661 [Report]
>>150466458
I'm pretty sure most of that horny is fueled by hatred.
Anonymous No.150466679 [Report] >>150466752
>>150466660
They may be plain but they still mog her.
Anonymous No.150466681 [Report]
>>150466660
Jealousy isn't a good look, Mandy.
Anonymous No.150466691 [Report]
>>150466332
if it were*. It's subjunctive.
Anonymous No.150466695 [Report] >>150466923
>>150466635
I think she'd have been tolerable basically unchanged if she'd been in a team book. In a team book you can do something with a kid that ended up with an antisocial depressed and angry personality because (1) her mom's culture made her a perma-outsider and (2) everyone had assumed she'd have powers but they took so long to kick in she ended up miserable.
She's not main character material, but she'd have worked in an ensemble cast with other more easily-liked characters.
Anonymous No.150466752 [Report]
>>150466679
>may be plain
I mean, they are. "I'm a hero because both my parents are heroes, my love-life is a shout-out to the last few Talia/Batman shippers, and I have no personality quirks" is damn plain. That's not praise for Mandy, that's just acknowledging that we've yet to see a really good "Starfire's kid" character.
Anonymous No.150466923 [Report] >>150466943
>>150466695
I also unironically feel she would be fat. I know they don't say who the dad is but I assume he's at least human. Leaving Mandy half human and half tamaranean. For the sake pf my argument I'm assuming her stomach more human rather than Starfire's.

In the Mother Mayeye episode it's revealed Starfire has four stomach or possibly chambers. So I like to think she fed Mandy like a tamaranean.

To get even more autistic planet Tamera is a harsh condition planet that makes warriors. Being born on earth, Mandy muscles never developed leading to her fatty fatty 2x4 can't fit through the kitchen door body.
Anonymous No.150466943 [Report]
>>150466923
Starfire's kids are usually half human, they don't always turn out fat.
Some people are just fat, you really don't have to make up some excuse.
Anonymous No.150466947 [Report]
>>150463274
Vegeta nowasata
Anonymous No.150467063 [Report] >>150469348
>>150466611
>>150466648
Want to tell me why female mummies more decayed than the male ones?
Anonymous No.150467120 [Report] >>150467217 >>150468094
>>150466507
You know how Smash Bros' Ganondorf is a cross between a mage and a figher? I imagine that's how Raven's son would use magic.
Anonymous No.150467217 [Report]
>>150467120
There's a comic of him training with cyborg and uses his magic to throw a football shape energy.


Also that reminds me, a new villain Cyborg mentions is him going up against the reverse flash who sits.
Anonymous No.150467861 [Report]
>>150466332
shit golems is a respectable scat / smile girl subfetish tyvm
Anonymous No.150467878 [Report] >>150468306 >>150468432
>>150466550
Should be Jynx's kid
Anonymous No.150468094 [Report] >>150468446
>>150467120
SSBU Ganondorf puts the war in warlock
Anonymous No.150468306 [Report]
>>150467878
Nothing to say it's not.
Anonymous No.150468351 [Report] >>150468359 >>150468804 >>150469781 >>150470846
>>150462388 (OP)
>/co/ wants to fuck this
Anonymous No.150468359 [Report]
>>150468351
rapeable
Anonymous No.150468432 [Report]
>>150467878
Hmmm?
Anonymous No.150468446 [Report]
>>150468094
I like him because, despite being a captain falcon clone, he's still neat as he's technically a wizard. He's like a fighter version of a spell sword and that's a pretty original concept.
Anonymous No.150468804 [Report]
>>150468351
The drawing is not literally her. There are enough differences to where I do not care.
Anonymous No.150468889 [Report]
>>150466550
I like this idea because it feels like a good way to dial back to an OG Titan's fundamentals and examine them in a new light. Cyborg was an Olympic-level athlete rebelling against his cold and emotionally distant science-obsessed father, and then he had his dreams (and his love of pushing his body to its limits) brutally ripped away and replaced with cold metal artificial limbs, the ultimate manifestation of his dad's science.
Skip a generation and have a wholesome relationship between a human daughter pushing her body to its limits and a her cute entirely-artificial sister.
Edgar works the same way. Yes, on the surface it's just a silly inversion, "ha ha he's an all American Christian jock, the opposite of his parents" but I think the idea has legs because it's going back the the basics with a new spin. Raven inherited her powers from her pure evil dad and has to work to keep her emotions under control. Edgar inherited his powers from his mom, but his parents raised him well, taught him how to use what he's got, and left him with a stable personality that can use his inheritance without any (visible) conflict.
/co/ took a poking-fun stroll through Parodyland and made some great concepts.
Anonymous No.150469292 [Report] >>150469427
>>150464995
Imagine the smell when your head is down there.
Anonymous No.150469348 [Report]
>>150467063
Only after you learn proper English.
Anonymous No.150469427 [Report] >>150469927
>>150469292
I am trying to
Anonymous No.150469768 [Report] >>150470202
>>150462388 (OP)
bet she grunts when you thrust to the base
Anonymous No.150469781 [Report]
>>150468351
Would
Anonymous No.150469927 [Report] >>150469982 >>150470736 >>150470962
>>150469427
Fat with no tits. Why?
Anonymous No.150469982 [Report]
>>150469927
Some girls just get shafted.
Anonymous No.150470202 [Report] >>150470425
>>150469768
Who wears the strap, Mandy or Claire?
And there's no way neither of them wears it. That's just the story, Anon.
Anonymous No.150470425 [Report] >>150471070
>>150470202
They both have one, they swordfight to see who goes first.
Anonymous No.150470736 [Report]
>>150469927
Who needs boobs when you got dat butt and belly?
Anonymous No.150470846 [Report]
>>150468351
proof that jew genetics are innately evil and all corruptive
Anonymous No.150470962 [Report]
>>150469927
There is plenty to squeeze.
Anonymous No.150471070 [Report]
>>150470425
Thank you anon, you've opened my eyes.