Thread 150671214

Daphnebros... They are laughing at us again...

Velma was never fat.

Velma was always stacked.

>>150671251
The stacked plain jane.

I'm tired of the whole brownificaton of Velma thing nowadays.

>>150671214 (OP)
It's because the internet is filled with brown people now and in their culture being fat means you can make lots of babies.

>>150671434
Then kill the mystery meat next to you.

>>150671434
Other than that Velma show everyone hated, has that even been a thing?
Even in be cool she is white.

>>150671214 (OP)
Ok but did he really need to draw Fred so hot

>>150671455
OG Scooby, the source material

>>150671434
Then why are you bringing it up? Nothing in OP's image or the posts before yours depicted or mentioned it.
YOU'RE the one that's the problem here.

>>150671473
I mean that's just what he looks like, isn't it?

>>150671434
>see a beautiful white woman
>first thought is NIGGERS
Man please take your meds

They're both hot.

>>150671473
Fred's always hot

>>150671455
She's spic for some reason in the Scoob! movie.

Her boobs looked good, though.

remember ruth bader ginsburg fetishism lmao

>>150671214 (OP)
This is Baalbud, ehhhhhh etoo minasan... What's the joke here? I don't get it.

>>150672068
>>150672091
>>150672105
I liked this movie, not the greatest thing ever but it was cute.

>>150671214 (OP)
I miss when this guy just drew straight up porn

>>150671455
>Other than that Velma show everyone hated, has that even been a thing?

Its a cunny poster complaining about adult women. Curves is apparently a race thing to them. Real men like 4 foot tall women with zero curves or some shir

>>150671455
Just Velma and the SCOOB film. Direct to video films are usually the main basis of the gang, which has adapted lesbian/bisexual Velma but let her stay white.
Daphne has been getting more tan/orange though

>>150672107
Perverts are funny

>>150671214 (OP)
Always been amusing to me how hard Daphne gets shafted

>>150672428
>how hard Daphne gets shafted
And not in the way she wants either.

"We'll never catch him, he's on a unicycle!"
"It belongs to me, and you can't have it!"
"Oh, I'd love to own one!"
-Daphne Blake

>>150672107
Velma is hot(ter) and that's not a joke

>>150671214 (OP)
Where i live they had a whole ass promo about velma dating johnny bravo, its weird as shit daphne is nowhere near as marketed despiste appearing in more media than velma

>>150671214 (OP)
>no cap fr fr
PLEASE STOP TALKING LIKE NIGGERS

>>150672068
>>150672091
>>150672105
>Thicc latina Velma
>>150671434
I have the exact opposite opinion and think we can go further. We got not just Latina Velma but also two types of asian with East Asian Velma and Southeast Asian Velma. Can't forget about the implicit Jewishness of OG Velma so do what I do and combine all 4 of them together!

>>150672580
And while we're at it, let's come up with different ways Daphne can be browned too, like brazillian daphne or polynesian Daphne, heck we can even persian Daphne in the mix.

>>150671214 (OP)
>redditbuddy

>>150671214 (OP)
In Character Fred Moment

>>150672641
>let's split up gang!

>>150672274
>Real men like 4 foot tall women with zero curves or some shir
Yes.

>>150672316
That's his only joke.

>>150672316
>NORMAL WORDS, BUT AN ORC GUY!

>>150672486
Velma is seen as more approachable and attainable. That really is all there is to it.

>>150672733
which is funny because that's a post-Breakfast Club projection. Real VelmaHeads knows there's approachable about Velma, She stands there with that half smile staring at you unblinking while you calling you out as a liar who hoards secrets.

>>150671214 (OP)
Daphne is hotter.

Daphne's a secret bitch

>>150672870
how is it a secret

>>150672580
>>150672593
Fuck. I wish Shad had done one of his usual comics with these two.

>>150671455
I'm pretty confident that Velma's been Jewish at least once too

>>150672927
Dog dick would've been involved.

>>150672927
Reminder, if you like Shadman, you ARE a PEDOPHILE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_JC3VV6T0s

>>150672619
he is a 4chan og.
he was active in the /a/ and /ic/ drawthreads a decade ago.
good job outing yourself as a newfag

>>150673078
Not always. He could, and probably would, have given Velma a dick and had her bulge Daphne.

>>150672619
He has a whole gallery in sadpanda to back up his decade of working for us anons here, some I didn't even know he drew and here I believed I had seen all of his quick sketches

>>150671214 (OP)
Call me when the newest toss' drops

>>150672428
There was the point in history where Velma and Fred wert MIA so Daphne must have been the preferred one at some point.
Mystery Incorporated Daphne is good and is clearly superior to the bitch jealous of a dog Velma from that same series.
And Be Cool Daphne carries that show hard because they decided to just make her batshit insane and it oddly worked.

>>150671214 (OP)
Will fred reveal his trap fetish?

>>150673078
Hot

>>150673118
>>150673800
Dog dick strap-on and its Daphne's.

You may not like it, but this is peak Velma

>>150673865
I simply disagree, we need curves.

>>150672068
>>150672105
>>150672091
disgusting

>>150672274
Man pedophiles are so retarded lol. It makes me so happy to know that outside of these washed up neglected 20 year old internet boomer sites every corner of the earth wants them dead.

>>150673118
Actually, it seemed that he was aiming on giving Daphne a dick and let Velma be her "doggy" (based on that picture with nude Velma with Scooby's collar and Daphne's shadow showing a clear bulge).

The issue with Shadman is that he never really finished the things he started. So many unfinished comics and sets, damn

>>150672105
>>150672091
>Her skin tone got darker with age
This is a canon event for light-skinned latinos.

>>150674156
>Daphne's shadow showing a clear bulge
Man I don't remember that one and it disappoints me so. Got a link to it? Also fuck it was always a nightmare that he never finished his comics. So many of them just left either right at the best part or after doing so much good stuff. Incestables and the Coraline double mom one not continuing still disappoint.

>>150673900
Now THIS is how the lesbian dynamic between Velma and that black chick in that Halloween(?) movie should have played out.

Velma is the kind to go for her prey, not become a puddle around them.

>>150674177
>Got a link to it?
https://files.catbox.moe/0dmnz8.jpg

There you go. The worst part is that you know it was going to be good.

>>150671214 (OP)
Remember when you were in high school and everyone was looking to have a bang with the hottest girl in the class?.
But since she was practically unattainable, some of you started to see one of the quiet girls who barely stood out with different eyes?.
Well, this is the same case, only more sad because is a fictional character.

>>150674201
I've never understood why people here think everyone self-inserts like a loony bin reject desu

>>150674245
Sadly the majority of 4chan now are basically bots with no creativity or soul, incapable of conceiving anything besides their narrow stunted worldview

>>150671214 (OP)
Never 4get that Guess Who made Velma and Daphne into peak slampigs

>>150674193
>Velma is a broken pet and Daphne is packing a meaty full package monster
Fuck I wish he had done more with this. Thanks for posting either way.

>>150671434
But you're too bitch to do anything about it

>>150674281
brutal mogging for the dyke on the left

>>150674281
Velma was always peak slampig to me.

I remember when scooby doo was airing most other teen shows had this constant school clique thing going on where everyone kind of fit into different roles. Nerds with nerds, jocks with jocks (evil), pretty girls (all mean and evil), stoners, etc.

As a kid I really appreciated that SD showed kids that looked like they could fit in to those groups but were friends with each other instead and never mentioned it, as if that was just natural.

>>150673848
Boring

>>150674642
Okay, suppose you would prefer that Daphne and Velma get porked by a the multi turbo bio dicks gigantic robot demon mech fueled by ghost energy piloted by old man Jenkins instead?

>>150673848
Eh, it just doesn't hit the same unless the dick is one of theirs. Besides, straps weren't really Shad's thing anyway.

Daphne has and always will be the better girl

>>150671214 (OP)
Reddit sure does love pushing the narrative that obese women are attractive.

>>150671214 (OP)
based

Lord forgive me as i make a wojak meme to illustrate this scenario

>>150673661
>And Be Cool Daphne carries that show hard because they decided to just make her batshit insane and it oddly worked
Nah

>>150675136
And in turn Velma has also been incorrectly called fat for years when in reality she’s just short and average sized standing next to a tall slim model of a woman in Daphne. Look who they cast for Velma in the live action movies to see how Velma is never seen as fat.

The ONLY time she has been obese (and Indian) has been in Velma, which is the same series that made Shaggy black, Daphne Asian, Fred a manlet, and the stand in for Scooby as Shaggy’s black goth girlfriend. It’s hardly an accurate representation.

>>150672274
>subverting beauty standards, shifting them to a bodytype certain races are more likely to attain naturally is totes not a race thing
I see you moshe.

>Hey, did you know Velma is actually hot and people find her attractive?
Yes? What is this 2003? Baalbuddy should go back to making jokes about eroges. At least that's a little novel.

>>150675136
>Reddit sure does love pushing the narrative that obese women are attractive
Velma is not obese, in fact she is at the ideal weight for a woman of her height.

>>150671214 (OP)
Baalbuddy (the artist here) can draw pretty well. But damn is his stuff memed up.

>>150671473
>Handsome, tall, blond, athletic, nice guy, inventor.

It's not fair. How could anyone have a chance next to him?

>>150676036
Hopefully he's gay.

>>150671473
Yes

>>150671214 (OP)
Baalbuddy is like the Ur-example of being carried by his art skills, because in terms of dialogue, good lord. He is the second least funny human alive.

>>150673100
>>150673177
It's one of those cases where something originally from 4chan blows up on Reddit and now newfags think it came from Reddit because thats where they saw it first. Like arrow to the knee or those reaction images that became "ragefaces"

>>150672428
Facts. At least Guess Who gave her some wide hips and a fat ass to counter Velma's "Big Titty-ness"

>>150676227
Well, he is an artist in the first place. Although it is also the appeal to the general white male audience - you know, the only audience, that exists anywhere in the internet outside of twitter, reddit and other popular normalfag places. That is, white male normalfags don't have their tastes too different from white male nerds, white male autists and other actual dwellers of the internet as long as we are talking about some generic things and not /d/- and specialized-boards-boorus-forums-tier things. And others like that roman lesbian-oriented one, "actually-futa-content-but-not-futa-content-for-general-audience" and "i-use-tes-but-the-joke-is-sex" thrive on this - "sex sells/plot should exist, but not much more than that/jokes and fun are liked by everyone" combo.

>>150676227
He actually gets patreon support and even direct commissions to draw this kind of thing. He used to draw almost nothing but porn and still very rarely does. I wish porn was still his focus, he genuinely drew one of the hottest Morrigan pics I've seen.

>>150671214 (OP)
Daphne>>>>>>>>Velma

>>150672580
>It’s not happening chud
>>yeah it is, look
>YES AND IT’S A GOOD THING CHUD
Every time.

>>150672619
>>150672593
>>150672927
yeah if anything his memes are very 4channy

It's all a matter of what you prefer: a long-legged, brainless high-maintenance clothes horse or a brainy, casually-dressed glasses girl with curves.

>>150676244
wtf thats not photoshopped? it looks weirdly out of place

>>150676002
she's 15 you sick fucks!

>>150676002
Why don't Fred and Velma get paired up more? Seems like they have more in common and they're typically the drivers in solving mysteries.

>>150676642
Now that you mention it, you're right, she is the second youngest member of the team (after Scooby), I wonder how she became friends with two 17 year old boys and a girl.

>>150676009
>remember seeing this image in high school
>realize that means that it's 17 years old
that image would be able to vote next by august

>>150676648
It could actually be a really fun dynamic to see Fred and Velma geeking out over how to solve a mystery or the logistics of setting traps, while Daphne gets jealous even though neither of them is actually into the other.

>>150676227
>He is the second least funny human alive.
Are you number one?

>>150676648
>Why don't Fred and Velma get paired up more?
The episodes have to be 20 minutes long, they are too efficient together.

>>150676668
>...and see Velma, that's how you set it up so the cage drops right when they walk under it!
>Jinkies Fred, I never knew so much work went into these traps! What if you replaced the rope with a steel cable, to make sure tha-
>UM GUYS, WE'VE GOT A MYSTERY TO SOLVE HERE. RIGHT, FRED?

>>150676009
This image purifies my soul every time I see it. I've never seen more tasteful underboob in my life.

>>150676002
It's odd that Velma is younger than all of them. I would have assumed they were all from the same class/year at school.

>>150676648
IIRC there was a funny scene in one of the cartoons where they end up paired together and neither of them have anything to say to the other

Velma has become so overhyped that I switched back to Daphne.
Helps that she's generally been funnier than Velma in most incarnations. She often gets tied up. Also she keeps catiching straight shota implications.

>>150673661
>And Be Cool Daphne carries that show hard because they decided to just make her batshit insane and it oddly worked.
Sure but there's still the Family Guy expression so, you know, there's that.

>>150676670
I like my anons medium rare, not well done.

>>150674201
>Remember when you were in high school and everyone was looking to have a bang with the hottest girl in the class?.
I went to an all boys high school.
I was doomed from the start.

>>150675960
>doesn't deny the cunnigger allegations
Lmao you fags are too easy to rat out

>>150673865
she's so funny lol

>>150672105
To be fair that does seem in character for her

>>150677050
I like how the narrative switches between "kikes want nothing but lolis" and "kikes want nothing but fat brown women" depending on what they decide to be mad about that day.

>>150672428
It's surprisingly tough to make Daphne sexy with today's tastes.

>>150671214 (OP)
Daphne >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Velma
Velma's a bitch.

>>150674201
Why do people use this cope so much now? Daphne's just always had way less of a defined personality than Velma does. Nobody ever gets mad about people not caring for Fred's boring normalfag ass. It's only a problem when it's waifu wars time again.

>>150674201
one of the popular girls in class gave me a photo of her spread eagle and I had no idea what to do with it
she also got angry at me that I was the only guy that wouldn't hug her every morning

>>150677119
Was she naked?

>>150677130
Yeah, completely nude. It reminded me of a girl I knew in middle school going through problems at home.
she started acting out by flashing guys at random and would caress my back under my shirt or my thighs. months later I found out she learned she was adopted and didn't take it well.

>>150677050
>>150677081
>my negroworship agenda was called out! i must divert attention to an entirely different matter and samefag so it looks like more people support my diversion
Oy.

>>150677182
My battleship remains unsunk.

No idea why or when people stopped caring about Daphne, damn shame.

>>150677158
I have a similar story from the 4th grade. Our desks were grouped together in fours, so you were sitting directly opposite of another student. The student of front of me was the class bully, a girl named Amanda. She was pretty tall and pretty thick, and was known for being just kinda stupid.

One day we had a math quiz, and I finished my test first. So I sit up and look around at the rest of the class. Amanda then gives a yawn and a stretch, and as she was stretching, hooked her fingers on her shirt and lifted her shirt in front of me, exposing her breasts. She wasn't flat either, she was fairly chubby so she had some mounds. But honestly, they were that ugly kinda pancakey shape with the large nipples.

She never made eye contact with me and just went back to her quiz. I looked around to see if anyone else noticed, but no, just me.

Normally, I'd think this was her exploring out her kink and using me as a prop, but I did remember thinking that she was just so stupid in everyday life, that she probably genuinely didn't understand what she did.

>>150677214
I'm sure the Jew you're looking for is resting his circumcision scar on your mother's tonsils.

>>150677198
>implying I stopped
Shame on you.

>>150675136
>fag calls a female character obese
>look inside
>it's just a stacked woman with no fat in her gut

>>150676819
>*Velma is in the library reading a book about mysteries*

>*Suddenly, Fred Jones approaches her table.*

>"Hi, you must be Velma from 9th grade."

>"Ye-yes, you're Fred Jones, team captain."

>"The one and only, nice to meet you."

>"Likewise." *Velma was blushing*

>"Hey Velma, I see you like mysteries. Would you like to come to my truck and solve some mysteries together?" *Fred said in a seductive tone*

>"ex-Excuse me?!" *Velma was completely blushing*

>"My mystery club and I are planning a trip around the country to solve mysteries. Do you want to come? We think you'd be a good addition to the team." *Fred points to Shaggy and Daphne*

>"I... uh... sure..." *Velma lowers her head in defeat*

>"Cool! You're not allergic to dogs, right?"

>>150677207
Not your blog retard

>>150677237
>literal ur mom nonargument
Oof, someone is not getting paid today.

>>150677082
>>150677198
It's due to Daphne's current lack of personality. She was the sweet damsel in distress, but she can't be the damsel in distress anymore. Now she has to overcompensate with hundreds of other skills that no one cares about.
Personality is an important part of a character's appeal.

>>150677319
Imagine this Daphne
https://youtu.be/j8X1EtuU4RE?feature=shared
But with Guess Who? Design

>>150676558
I will take the needy BBW anyway. But I would like to see Daphne get the better treatment for once.

>>150677319
Daphne has just as much personality as every other member of the gang. Her hypnotism fetish is peak and her getting into danger leads the gang to clues, but you're right that her gimmick as damsel in distress isn't culturally accepted anymore.

>>150672619
>>150676227
man, the old "crabs in a bucket" mindset that's so prevalent on 4chan lately is truly pathetic

>>150677449
For me it's seeing people go off on Binging with Babish. He literally got started posting his earliest videos on /co/ because he was mostly trying to recreate cartoon recipes.

>>150677449
I mean good for him, but I still don’t find his humor that funny

>>150671214 (OP)
https://youtu.be/rZgzgejNd3w?t=17s

>>150671214 (OP)
The joke is twitter slang

>>150677483
honestly compared to 90% of the other shit out there on twitter it's really not that bad

>>150671473
Fred has become more relatable to modern autists as a guy who looks almost normal but then is a fucking weirdo.

>>150677483
>>150676227
>"it's just not funny"
>watches cartoons for children
>has sensible chuckle when a character says it's "clobberin' time!"
>posts racist girl elf comics

>>150677660
Who are you talking about?

>>150676002
>4'9"
That's actual midget territory. How is she that small?

>>150677689
(you)

>>150677475
The "Babish Cinematic Universe" is quite literally peak Reddit THOUGH. Pretty much everyone who makes content involving themselves ends up switching to the Reddit/normgroid audience for views and social approval. Just look at Anthony Fantano.

Daphne is infinitely hotter. you can draw that frumpy leggo haired nerd as off model thick as you want it wont change my opinion.

>>150677801
NTA, and I'm not that well-versed in internet lingo... but what is the problem with Babish?

>>150677860
He became successful, it makes 4chan seethe when one of their own actually does well.

>>150672619
hello i'm luigi mamma mia

>>150677860
He leaned too hard into pop culture and became the typical media personality, down to the dull leftist politics and basedboy manners like painting his nails.

>>150677927
delicious red claws typed this post

>>150678023
>down to the dull leftist politics
Ugh, really? Such as? (Honest question, out of curiosity, I've only seen old videos of him... the current ones don't really catch my attention)

>>150673093
>pyrocynical is in the thumbnail
typical for a tf2 playing furfag

>>150675960
Big tits and thick thighs can be seen in mid-20th century pin-up art.

>>150678595
That's not even removely comparable to the lard assery getting pushed today. Like this disgusting shit >>150601308

>>150674097
Not the Muslim world

>>150678713
But that's a individual artist who's leaning towards fetish material

>>150678713
>thighs bigger than your head=disgusting
I'm sick in the head for liking shit like this, huh

>>150678875
>>150678896
>samefagging to defend his negrophile agenda again
>didn't even try to act like two different posters this time
Just skip to the ur mom argument already.

>>150676002
>All Muscle
Fred is my boy

Why does everyone hate Daphne

>>150672641
>>150677449
Bums me out seeing how much modern /co/ seems to fucking hate Herny for daring to draw outside of directly for /co/.

>>150676861
Do you know what show or movie this screenshot is from?

>>150671214 (OP)
They're both hot. Tired of this false competition. Scooby fucks both of them.

>>150677198
>Typo
2/10. Literally unsalvageable!

>>150676002
>Ambition: None
This is why Shaggy is my boy.

>>150671434
so far we've got
>asian velma (live action tv movies)
>latina velma (scoob)
>indian velma (mindy kaling's version)
i'm hoping for eastern european velma next

>>150679116
A combination of she's boring and she's expected. Daphne is the HOT chick and nothing else really but when the other options are also hot but with more interesting gimmicks and personalities, then it doesn't do anything unless you're into that specific aesthetic.
>>150679214
I didn't even know he was still drawing.

>>150679095
>185lb but canonically only benches 220, not even 2 plates
>all muscle

>>150677267
yeah, that sounds about right.

>>150677449
Its been like a decade of 4chan reflexively lashing out at OC. Most of the old culture is just gone.

>>150677927
If being a newfag zoomer is so great why are you here and not on the sharty with your bussin' peers?

>>150671214 (OP)
The caveman!

>>150672733
Daphne turned down Dean Winchester. You didn't get lets attainable than that.

>>150677449
I'm not mad at him for making it big, I'd just appreciate if he put more effort into his writing.

Like, come on, "The Mystery of the Ghastly Gooners"? If an anon wrote that in the OC threads they'd be clowned on to no end. I've seen porn with better dialogue.

>>150677475
Babish peddled NFTs and his recipes are terrible, so he can go fuck off.

>>150673661
Daphne and Shaggy had really good chemistry during that period when it was just them.

>>150672428
Early 1980s jumpsuit Daphne please

>>150680943
She knew he came with a bunch of fangirl baggage that wasn't worth it (unless I'm thinking of the one but I have to imagine both individual have enough rabid fujos to be a problem).

>>150671214 (OP)
the times they are a changin’

speakin’ of, it’s kinda intriguing how the whole “Velma’s a lesbian” thing went from ironic humor to sincere statement (and the general public hasn’t even considered her to be bi either)

>>150680892
kek

>>150671454
>It's because the internet is filled with brown people now and in their culture being fat means you can make lots of babies.
Keep doing this rage baiting bullshit.

>>150682822
That's kinda how it works, it starts as an ironic joke based on stereotypes then people brought up with the concept in mind don't know it's ironic then it's just evident. Like Peppermint Patty being called a Lesbian because she's a Tomboy that has a subservient friend who sees her as a boy, then people neglect the fact a massive part of her character is she has a crush on Chuck.

>>150684608
Patty is a tomboy who's going through puberty specifically for Chuck. Marcie is a bisexual that desperately wants to be the meat in their sandwich. That said, Marcie has come to blows with Patty over Chuck's (possible) affections.

>>150685185
Marcie is straight. Shes just autistic.

>>150685259
uh huh

>>150673848
https://files.catbox.moe/vumlrt.png
>>150674829
https://files.catbox.moe/w57dgp.png

I'm not Shad but I hope this helps

>>150682900
Is there a list of times where Velma's been kidnapped?

>>150673093
The entire Sleepycabin clique is friends with Shadman. Are you going to cancel Smiling Friends?

>>150685616
Now that's a knot that's going to gape every orifice Velma has thoroughly and while she barks for more. Thanks man. I really appreciate this.

>>150676869
literally me

>>150682900
Someone so intelligent cannot be pure of heart

>>150674097
>pedophiles, 4chan
:|
>pedophiles, reddit
:o

ok groomer

>>150679417
I was thinking the sam thing.

>>150672428
as usual, top right movie one wins

>>150684608
>Tomboy
>that has a subservient friend who sees her as a boy
These are two different things anon. Patty is portrayed as a lesbian because Marcie is a lesbian and you need them both to swing that way for the ship to work.

>>150689825
>>150685185
>>150685489
read the comics

>>150689909
I have! I can't claim to have read every single piece of it, but they kept reprints in newspapers for a long time
But also realize that people's perceptions of characters that have existed for decades exists as a separate and usually larger entity than the characters themselves!
quite frankly, it doesn't matter what a specific character said or did when the public view of "what a character can say and do and feel like it fits" is what people are interacting with. This applies really heavily for characters with long histories that have appeared in wide ranges of media - like with Scooby-Doo

>>150676244
>Guess Who
>>150676586
>photoshopped
Yes, that's an edit; webmrel is real though.

>>150690458
That Supernatural crossover episode was so damn good.

>>150682900
>>150686302
this, you can be innocent or you can be competent but not both.

https://youtu.be/cGFB9_cRMQY
Happy end

>>150677198
I wish they canonically got together. They work great in all the iterations where it's just them. Odd that Shag was never paired with Velma for a show, now that I think about it. And he was paired-up with a literal OC guy instead of Fred in that one show. But that I get. Shag and Fred's chemistry is nonexistent.

>>150690723
Scooby is naturally great at crossovers. That's why the "meets" format works so well with it. And cartoon ones like Johnny Bravo are great too.

>>150677065
Is she cute enough though?

>>150671214 (OP)
>meddling kid needs dick correction
ok I giggled

Reminder that bitching about reddit is something tourists do to fit in.
Baalbuddy is annoyingly one note though.

>>150676036
Shaggy has a big dick and a funny talking dog.

>>150677198
Those legs are insane

>>150674097
The scooby doo characters are underage in most of their media....

>>150691522
Funny thing is that going back to the Mystery's Five pitch, Shaggy (W.W) and Velma (Linda) were meant to be siblings.

>>150674097
>the Anglosphere and Western Europe is every corner of the Earth
That's barely 10% of its population. And even there only retarded moralfags fume about loli. The other 90% of the world? They can't be arsed to protect even the real children, quite the opposite, judging by their child marriage stats. Which is already rampant in some ethnic enclaves in the USA. Not interested in arguing with you, just pointing out your moronic ignorance.

>>150675960
>>subverting beauty standards, shifting them to a bodytype certain races are more likely to attain naturally is totes not a race thing

Anon, my cock isnt a democracy. Adult men have liked an hourglass figure since before we had written language. It has nothing to do with race.

White women are less likely to have curves? Sucks I guess. I'm not going to lust after children in some weird effort to be fair.

Cunny posters are deranged. Imagine lusting after women built like a 6 year old boy and thinking everyone else is the problem. Women that dont even have the body fat distribution and lower body muscles for a safe pregnancy and birth. You're all nuts

Let's nail the girls to the floor, Shag.

>>150684608
>>150689825
Peppermint Patty and Marcie are both bi, and in an absence of competition over the affections of an autistic blockhead, a courtship WILL arise once they get to college.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr3kx170ui4

>>150693546
>Peppermint Patty and Marcie are both bi
No just straight

>>150671214 (OP)
I mean,
I like both.

>>150693004
nice edit

>>150694123
Cope

>>150674201
>Never set my sights on any girl in high school because I was ugly and not well liked.
>Confidence so low I can't even set my sights on fictional women.
I have reached a level of sadness that you couldn't possibly even fathom.

>>150694123
The best part is he's so desperate to refute his negrophile agenda being called out, he actually waits over a full fucking day with replying in the hope that it will give him the last word.
I didn't bother, because anyone with half a brain can see what he's doing.

>>150677106
Armchair Psychology mixed with bitter cynicism makes a lot people feel more confident and in control.

>>150676677
This, if Fred and Velma were working in sync rather than pursuing the mystery from two seperate directions they'd solve it before Daphne or Shaggy had a chance to get spooked.

>>150685616
Kino stuff

>>150684608
Is thats JJfrenchies art?
Didnt know he did Scooby Doo art

>>150694358
>Hmm, a velma thread. I should rant about blacks and jews.
No one likes you fags, you know that right? "The white race" as a whole sees you as degenerate parasites, and rightly so. You ARE the dead-weight cultural outsider you rail against.

>>150695196
>I just don't understand I keep giving them all the attention they want and they just keep coming back for more!

>>150695169
He had a thing for Velma for a while.

>>150679116
The unobtainable girl. Everyone thinks Velma is one they have chance with.

>>150671473
Because Fred IS hot?

>>150672619
Well said. That faggot knows only one joke, believing he can draw. Hehehe.

>>150677082
I really like short hair Daphne. Kinda has that same appeal that Gwen Tennyson has.

>>150694192
That house looks familiar...

i like this daphne

>>150676002
Fred in this pic looks like he's approaching with sinister intent

>>150672843
>post-Breakfast Club
A lot of shit regarding the scooby gang can be summed up to this.
There wasn't really much in the way of OG Velma being "ugly" or "plain". Hell, there wasn't even much about Daphne being "hot" or "preppy" beyond the fact she was a bit of a fashionista.
It was all sorta just stuff that got projected onto them in a post "high school youth power friendship movie" landscape.

>>150697271
The classic Scooby Doo cast
>Scooby
>Shaggy
>Vincent Price
>Fred's non-union Mexican equivalent midget
>Daphne from the Starship Enterprise
>some of Vincent Price's cum given sapience

>>150697324
He wants to talk all day about his traps.

>>150676869
>Also she keeps catching straight shota implications.
This happened more than once?

>>150677070
You're confusing Velma for Hermione. Velma is a nerd not a woke retard.

>>150672217
this but for gara>>150672218

>>150697664
That's what she's been turned into the past few years.

>>150689713
top middle you mean

I never felt the need to do this faggot rivalry cause i like them both.
I like Velma's nerdyness and Daphne's cheerful excitingness. Saying she has no personality or no use in the group was always feminist garbage speaking.
And right now both are being ruined by trying to make Velma into an lesbian know it all and giving Daphne all these silly quirks that do not even fit her character. She was always on her best with noticing things the others would miss or having contacts like "friend of my uncle, hotel ran by a contact of my mother."
They are in a group. And its the group that makes it fun. They are not a damn Navyseal team. They are just a bunch of people going on ghost hunting adventures.

>>150685660
god willing

>>150695903
Outside of thorn, best girl. Not saying luna was bad though desu

>>150671251
That's what thick means
It never meant some walrus it mean someone with wide hips and big tits

>>150675898
you can just edit out the wojaks, everyone here should know what a bell curve is

>>150676686
I'm surprised they never launched a DBD clone for kids with the Scooby property. Yes, I know kids already play DBD, I mean officially.

>>150676002
4'9
95lbs...

>>150677207
I was interested, don't listen to to the other guy

>>150677267
kek

>>150692258
kek

>>150677259
No no no, you don't get it. If you're attacted to any woman over 4'10" or above an A-cup, you're brown and homosexual or something

>>150697498
Damn

>>150672927
I think he did one page and then got pinched.

For me? It's Simone Lenoir from Zombie Island.

>>150698608
This. So many words were hijacked by the fat positivity movement to the point where’s it not even funny.
Voluptuous, bodacious, slim thick, thickie, curves, and I can keep going on. Just remember these words were not used for fat bitches.

>>150671214 (OP)
The real answer is that they are both hot, and should be treated like different flavors, I don't want mint chip all the time, sometimes I want pistachio. Also somewhat related but I like that they give Daphne martial arts in some of the later shows

>>150676002
Why were these children allowed to go across the country solving mysteries? Where were their parents?

>>150697498
>Grey Delisle Daphne /ss/
MY DIIIIIIIIIICK!!!
>the boy is an influencer that looks like Justin Bieber
Aaaaand the boner is gone.

>>150671455
Live Action shit.

>>150697796
>Daphne's cheerful excitingness
Daphne isn't enough of a bimbo or a slut to be hot to me.
She's all the neutral and bad parts of a popular preppy girl, but none of the attractive parts.

>>150694192
Great comic, love a good broken rape-slave.

>>150673865
Who let Johnny Bravo into the thread?

>>150703331
>picrel
Wh-what happened to Velma...?

>>150703518
Trespassers will be put to use.

>>150703537
Oh my...

>>150703537
>>150703585
Wait, I didn't catch on that this was SexArcade. I'm not surprised it's rape anymore.

>>150703585
>>150703592
https://exhentai.org/g/2517963/2b5e529c0b/

>>150697167
Reminded me of this instead.

>>150703537
hot

>>150676036
Here is the thing anon. People are weird, and there is no accounting for taste, some chick out there seems to want bubble bass over Fred.

>>150703631
Sabu's more recent art is genuinely beautiful. Coincidentally a lot of it is gay too. Whatever the case the guy clearly knows his stuff.

>>150697498
There's also the infamous Cartoon Network intermission where she gives Ben 10 a boner at the beach.

>>150702490
Surely celebrating that their children wouldn't be home all summer, this was the 70s, long before parents were responsible and aware of all the dangers in the world.

>>150702265
anon, she's like 200 years old!

>>150704277
>she's like 200 years old!

>>150704075
Sabu's genuinely a classically-inspired artist. He has a blog post or two about how he got into drawing porn because of its prevalence as a theme in art history.

>>150703537
>>150703631

disgusting "art", fuck off

>>150671473
You are gay now LOL

>>150671434
You have no clue how worse things are going to get as the West implodes. It's obvious we're gonna have a Race War soon.

>>150704659
lol at thinking something will actually happen

>>150702265
Good tastes.

>>150671434
Only one show did that.

>>150671214 (OP)
They're both hot, desu.

>>150671214 (OP)
I member when Velma was drawn homely

>>150672428
Zombie Island Daphne is the best looking one here.

>>150673865
Too old, but an improvement.

>>150673900
Bless Yoto for this art.

>>150708554
We need more of his work, now!

>>150671214 (OP)
>something something alt choice becomes mainstream making it normie choice

>>150671214 (OP)
I like daphne because dykes haven't capitalized on her yet.

>>150672619
He's good tho

>>150672068
Daphne is so white they were unable to race swap her.
They resorted to turning Velma into a redhead just to race swap her instead.

>>150711774
Daphne is meant to be boring so of course they're going to keep her white

>>150671214 (OP)


I'm so bored of Velma by this point

>>150675136
I like realistically fat women as opposed to women with stupid balloon asses and twitter meme thicc proportions though.

>>150711892
those boring whites made all those characters and wrote all these stories that you keep trying to interject your kind in lmao

>>150712250
>incels knowing anything about animation

>>150703537
WHY DOES HE NEVER DRAW HIS TRAPS GETTING RAPED?

>>150712832
Because he clearly loves his gay twinks so he treats them sweetly in his art.

>>150675898
>its over anon, I have pictured you as the cringe basedjak and me as the based wojak

No shoes, tights on Daphnes are the best.

>>150672105
Oh, Slytherin.

>>150677589
So he's protoLaois?

>>150681421
>Like, come on, "The Mystery of the Ghastly Gooners"?

Make a better Scooby Doo parody episode title please....go ahead...go on anon! do it you bitch!

Velma was originally pretty frumpy and varies in hotness. But still they are both prototypes, Daphne was always a Stacy, and Velma the geek girl.

>>150715196
Correct

>>150715196
Holy fuck he's real...

>>150711774
Damn, was this show that forgettable, or are you just intent on bitching about nigs?
>Daphne raceswap included in the image
Racism makes you blind, I guess.

>>150682822
Is there a mandate to make Velma, and I guess Daphne too now, a lesbian?

>>150671528
Literally they see a hot woman but all that's on their mind is black cock. Maybe it's too generous to assume that thing has a mind.

>>150671214 (OP)
I hate red lipstick on women

>>150682822
I know she was meant to be a lesbian in the 2002 film, and she ended up saying some gay shit about Daphne anyway. And Venture Bros made her expy into a full-on second-wave manhater type who kept trying to fuck Daphne. I think the jokes just wrote themselves eventually, because people associate frumpy girls with butch dykes.

>>150680747
The muscle is hanging between his thighs Anon.

>>150671214 (OP)

Baalbuddy is perpetually in that awkward zone where he's almost funny but not quite yet, and almost sexy but not quite yet.

>>150716189
something something honorary Aryan garbage so It doesn't count something something

>>150716339
i bet you love it more on men

>>150704348
I remember when he talked about wanting to focus on illustration more and rendering less, and some of his fans flipped the fuck out. There's still a contingent of his fans who bitch about the lack of rendering and polish on every image he posts.

>>150717571
That's bewildering really. What the guy does is leaps and bounds artistically wise above so many other artists in the porn scene. If he wanted to refocus a bit I can't imagine the result still wouldn't be still be fantastic.

>>150677860
His videos lack sovl. They're generic boring postmodern cooking videos with thousands of dollars wasted on useless drone effects and slowmo bullshit, he uses generic corpo music which fits alegria crap, his recipes lack most of the charm the ones in the media he copies have and his humor is dull and generic. Plus he's become a leftie cunt who got raped at an asylum due to being a weak pos who couldn't punch

>>150704205
>Cartoon Network intermission
I don't know this. Link?

>>150682822
Velma was made a dyke because fat, ugly, mutt women who couldn't get a man so they "chose" to be dykes saw how Velma is kinda frumpy and curvy (even though in her case it's in a cute sense and not a fucking ugly dyke sense) and saw a way to cope through their shit cartoons, and the studio managers saw a way to get rich off of shitty political messaging off of that.
In the original Scooby Doo the implication is you have the preppies (Fred the jock and Daphne the alpha bitch) and the outcasts (Shaggy the stoner and Velma the geek) paired together. But then they started changing it to appeal to retards by making Fred a literal autist, Daphne a fucking martial artist master and Velma a dyke. The only good thing that came out of this was Shaggy being badass once or twice though it's rare beyond the meme that appeared way later

*vine boom*
I spent too long on this

>>150716339
Yeah, everyone knows black is superior.

But what if I like both? Do I have to pick a goddamn side?

>>150718233
Your greed disgusts me.

>>150716189
the daphne race swaps only happened in shows with no scooby
but give it time

Are you getting ready for Halloween?
https://files.catbox.moe/shy1e4.png

>>150717974
>alpha bitch
I think she was just a preppy girl, not a popular shrew.
>stoner
Just a hippie at that point. Stoners were a 70s thing.
>>150718276
Why does it matter that Scooby's not in them?

>>150718353
>Why does it matter that Scooby's not in them?
Because it's a sign that it's politically motivated. Scooby Doo as a franchise centers on the dog. You remove Scooby, most likely possibility is that the show is going to be some half-assed "adult" cartoon made by liberal faggots instead of a relatively wholesome kids show.

>>150718199
Need a colored version

Are Daphne and Velma both redheads?

Daphne is hotter, and no amount of off-model Velma porn will change that

>>150718353
Warner Bros will forbid you from using scooby if your spin off is really shitty

>>150671214 (OP)
For 30 years you jokers have been trying to convince me no no Velma is actually prettier than Daphne. You've inflicted 0 (Zero) damage. Daphne remains superior.

>>150718462
Pretty sure Velma is meant to have chestnut hair.

>>150718366
hamana hamana hamana

>>150718472
TRVTH NVKE

>>150718199
The reboot we needed.

>>150672619
I clapped when I understood the meme reference

>>150719925
Hahahah

>>150717276
The only men I've seen wear it are stereotype trannies

>>150718532
We need a Mike spinoff, could be better than that Velma turd.

>>150715196
That was pretty much it.
Back in the 70s Velma would have been considered frumpy and out of shape.
Cute, but not sexy.

>>150721071
Nice sloppa.

>>150671214 (OP)
Wasn't she, like, 14 in the original show, tho?

>>150718199
i raffed

>>150671214 (OP)
hot

>>150721754
Is that Daphne?

>>150671214 (OP)
idgi

>>150671214 (OP)
If you don't find both girls hot, you are homosexual.

>>150723537
That means you have hope.

Leave.

>>150721305
Must be nice having zero standards

>>150721754
Time to fap.

>>150671214 (OP)
Velma is hot, but I won't tolerate Daph slander

>>150723953
>Must be nice having zero standards

>>150716189
>Even a crappy adaptation couldn't ruin Best Girl's design

>>150673900
I can't tell if hot dog water exists to replace the needless Shaggy x Velma romance from the show or to make Velma a lesbian.

I'm never switching up on Daphne. That's my line in the sand.

>>150694192
>Veteran Call of Cthulhu players in a Scooby Doo campaign.

Post images of Velma giant

Velma worked for me because she was always the more freakier/horny nerd stereotype even in the Scooby-Doo Where Are You era on how she crushed on Johnny Bravo. Daphne might be conventionally attractive but always gave that "fucks like a wet fish" vibe to me. Even newer shows/crossovers have Velma be the horny one and even when she lezzed out in Mystery Incorporated, it was because Shaggy chose Scooby's friemdship over her. I get it for Shaggy since that's his best friend but honestly, Velma could've been saved from the Rainbow Brigade Bullshit if he dicked the dyke out of her til she was cross-eyed and speaking in tongues.
>Shortstack at perfect blowjob/paizuri height
>Ready to bang in most incarnations, even her big dykeout version in Mystery Incorporated if Shaggy Didn't drop the ball.
>Even when she's bratty/snarky, you know she's just putting on airs so you blow her back out while sucking on those sweater puppies.
>And isn't high maintenance like Daphne most of the time either. No need for glam girl shopping, rich girl nonsense, or constant glorification/ego boosting. All you need for Velma is some basic relax time with some books or a documentary and the will to dick her down daily which isn't a dealbreaker for anyone who has a functioning libido.
Men it is our duty to pound this booty, lest we lose another one to clam sham clan!

>>150671251
Stacked with tumors. I ain't fapping to something with a mans head.

>>150711774
What is these people problem?

>>150712414
Bless this guy, he designed many of the iconic women at HB. He also worked at Disney as the inbetweener for the head animator for Princess Aurora. That might explain why many HB characters look like her.

>>150676002
>4'9
>15
>tits and hips like that
actual fuckgoblin, holy hell

>>150692053
>I fecking hate niggers and jews and their obsession with curvaceous women
>we should be more like Africans and Palatines who marry children!
can't make this shit uo

>>150721013
>Batman making a 15 year old girl wear a leotard around him at all times

>>150729049
She's not even five foot and she's as tall as she'll likely get. She's practically made for it goblin comparison. Disappoints me now that there isn't more height shit done with her and Daphne or just in general with her porn.

>>150672107
Go to paheal or rule34xxx and look up Velma and Daphne and see the numbers

>>150671251
What's a stacked?

>>150733130
Thought she was farting from the thumbnail

>>150674201
Anons pretending to be psychological masterminds is the faggiest thing, I swear. You don't have the slightest clue what you're talking about.

>>150698657
But then it wouldn't have the funny monk

>>150733886
Hot

>>150730559
Artist? Signature is hard to read.

Velma is scat coded

>>150671214 (OP)
MAXIMUM PLAPHOG

>>150671214 (OP)
daphne is better.

What are your expectations for this Netflix series?

>>150671214 (OP)
Why not both?

>>150733130
That ass can fit so many ghosts in it that she'll brap them right out

>>150730701
Hypnosis shit is overwhelmingly drawn by niggers who can't get women to be attracted to them, much like rape and cuck fantasies

>>150676002
What in the actual hell i would be able to crush Velma.

>>150733886
should be hairy down there

>>150741151
Incorrect. It is drawn by women who think it’s hot

>>150723732
Only correct answer

>>150718302
Jesus christ who drew this?

Give me the Scooby-Doo.

>>150671214 (OP)
Scooby the Doo

Thoughts?

>>150671473
That's just a completely normal drawing of Fred.

>>150739520
Nothing

>>150745151
What the fuck is that Fred outfit, its like they mashed his What's New shirt with his Normal shirt, then cut the sleeves at the elbows so they can pass it as new. Fucking ew.

>>150745151
>Fortnite messes up Fred's design
I'm impressed, I didn't think that was possible.

>>150697427
I thought the short kid was asian.

>>150729176
Didn't he do that in the Dark Knight comic?

>>150677005
so what, you started paying attention to some of the shy boys with different eyes, or

>>150745315
I guess it's supposed to be a mix of his classic design and the one from What's new Scooby Doo

>>150678595
i dont get the joke in pic rel

>>150746223
Must have been a response to some lostech pickup line.

>>150746223
If a man insults another man "would you care to step outside and say that?" is a challenge to a fistfight over the insult. A crude sexual approach from man to woman might be considered insulting, but the normal intersexual repsonse is very different from the masculine intrasexual, above. The humor is the woman using a varaition of the masculine response to actually ACCEPT the approach; she finds it insulting but apparently likes it (the joke is sex).

These one-panel comics pretty often had the caption re-written from how they were originally drawn so sometimes it doesn't fit the art too well; sometimes even the character speaking is changed. The woman doesn't look very interested in the man but the caption forces it in that direction; I guess this might be something like tsundere in weebism?

>>150703631
FUCKKKKK why doesnt it work for me? Says it was deleted, how do i fix it?

>>150671214 (OP)
boop

>>150671214 (OP)
She can't be that sexy???

>>150745151
Besides some questionable texture/color choice, these are actually pretty good.

>>150745151
Daphne in lilac stockings is always.making me diamonds...

The velmafags grew up and took over the franchise. But then, bizarrely, decided to make Velma a total cunt because I guess mean girls are hotter?

>>150749241
Since i watched the sindication if classic Scooby Doo on Cartoon Network in the 90s...since Zombie Island/Witches Ghost...through the Whats New Scooby do up till the last series...it was always Daphne for me.

A nerdy girl is nice, but Daphne is a pure feminine ginger firecracker that wears stockings and i will be firever faithful...

>>150745151
It's like they took the Velmas from MI and Scoob! and fused them

>>150738137
My man.

>>150676002
>Real Name: Scoobert
lol

>>150720792
was that supposed to be a comeback

>>150671214 (OP)
I find Velma hotter than Daphne btw

>>150718199
Kek I love these

>150704659
Scooby Doo and the case of the /pol/tergeist armada

>>150690458
GODDAMN

>>150690781
holy shit
muh dick

>>150677198
beauty standards inverted to uplift the disenfranchised, velma was uglier so she became the underdog. Also in the live action Gunn movies the actress for Velma was hot as fuck and way sexier than Daphne in the second one.

>>150747129
exhentai requires some steps to access, try this one instead: https://e-hentai.org/g/2638427/4482bb20c1/

>>150671214 (OP)
I want Velma too.

>>150745151
Daphne = Scooby > Velma > Shaggy > Fred
The textures on Shaggy and Fred's clothes are especially bad.

>>150689825
>Marcie is a lesbian
She clearly crushes on “Chuck” too, but holds back on chasing it because Patty already likes him

>>150697498
There’s the CN bumper where she ends up on a blind date with Ed from Ed, Ed n Eddy. Her concern isn’t about the age gap, but how she can compete with his friend with the Double D’s he keeps talking about.

>>150677198
The live action movies happened. Daphne was a bit annoying, whilst Velma was perfect sexy wife material.

I feel Mystery Incorporated helped rebalance the scales a little as Velma was such a bitch and Daphne was sweet.

>>150752212
>Facts!

>>150739520
Like most Scooby things: very low expectations with hopes of being pleasantly surprised

>>150671214 (OP)
How could this happen?