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Anonymous No.150676763 >>150676886 >>150677079 >>150677715 >>150678991 >>150680386 >>150683670 >>150691142 >>150707679 >>150714595 >>150715010 >>150720666 >>150724094 >>150730796 >>150740411 >>150742497 >>150743440 >>150744321 >>150750833 >>150759163
holy fuck
Anonymous No.150676886 >>150677873
>>150676763 (OP)
this is an edit right?
Anonymous No.150676945 >>150677016 >>150678465 >>150678515 >>150678800 >>150678916 >>150679109 >>150679442 >>150679684 >>150704861 >>150709864 >>150718055 >>150738350 >>150746525
This is supposed to be a kids show...
Anonymous No.150677016 >>150678465
>>150676945
imagine what happens if kids find out that people have butts
Anonymous No.150677079 >>150717118
>>150676763 (OP)
Nice brapper
Anonymous No.150677715
>>150676763 (OP)
Damn, those are some huge assets that'd be good for squeezing. Her ass is pretty good too.
Anonymous No.150677873 >>150677988 >>150678429 >>150678991 >>150679064 >>150679696 >>150680347 >>150683519 >>150683670 >>150688168 >>150692084 >>150712560 >>150712818 >>150715530 >>150716058 >>150716383 >>150728830 >>150750833 >>150757932
>>150676886
No, lmao.
Anonymous No.150677911 >>150701786 >>150714206
Star Wars would be saved if they gave every girl a huge ass
Anonymous No.150677935 >>150683670 >>150690799 >>150711327 >>150715530 >>150716383
Anonymous No.150677970
the clone wars sucks and dave filoni should be shot btw
Anonymous No.150677988 >>150678027 >>150678769 >>150679411 >>150681983 >>150683597 >>150707705 >>150719462 >>150720857
>>150677873
she has a serious lordosis problem tho
Anonymous No.150678027 >>150683899
>>150677988
All Star Wars characters do.
Anonymous No.150678425
lekku > hair
Anonymous No.150678429
>>150677873
AND those tits on display!
Anonymous No.150678465
>>150677016
>>150676945
Oh my God... the implication is terrifying.
Anonymous No.150678515
>>150676945
All children's media is a form of indoctrination, this is good for them.
Anonymous No.150678547 >>150678921
>A starship full of lonely twi'lek girls will never rescue you as you all flee imperial oppression together.
Anonymous No.150678733 >>150678782 >>150678921
Why would the Jedi Council let her dress like a slut?
Anonymous No.150678769
>>150677988
I have this problem, have had it since i was a kid
Anonymous No.150678782 >>150678843 >>150701833 >>150712456
>>150678733
Being a slut is part of twi'lek culture. Don't be a bigot, anon.
Anonymous No.150678800
>>150676945
Maybe at first but it gets darker and more violent as it goes on. It is rated TV-PG.
Anonymous No.150678843
>>150678782
From my point of view the Jedi are sluts...for Big Sith Cock.
Anonymous No.150678916 >>150678978 >>150679932
>>150676945
George knows what boys wants
Anonymous No.150678921 >>150680430 >>150694590 >>150701971
>>150678547
>Or they do rescue you, before having one look at you and go

Sorry we not into human men

>>150678733

If my dusty old mind can remember correctly, it due to her race being enslaved everywhere, mainly of the women who get sold into the sex trade so she wears a similar outfit to support those currently in slavery and gain advantage in situations with folk when she goes undercover doing jedi stuff before the clone wars, acting like the typical clueless party girl you see at the bar who clearly there just to get laid

Of course she never did it with them and would do jedi mind tricks on them
Anonymous No.150678978
>>150678916
I miss him
Anonymous No.150678991
>>150676763 (OP)
>>150677873
Okay, I will watch your space war cartoon now.
Anonymous No.150679064 >>150679118
>>150677873
Would Disney Star Wars even try something like this?
Anonymous No.150679109 >>150679194 >>150686820
>>150676945
It was a show for teens. It's PG (V). And it was made by chad Lucas back when Star Wars was independent.
Anonymous No.150679118 >>150679343 >>150679685 >>150680076 >>150680199 >>150706992 >>150744283
>>150679064
Never, lmao.
Anonymous No.150679194 >>150744294
>>150679109
>And it was made by chad Lucas back when Star Wars was good
fify
Anonymous No.150679343 >>150679637
>>150679118
>where are Barriss's tits? Are they safe? Are they alright?
Anonymous No.150679411
>>150677988
This. That's not a fat ass, that's a broken spine giving the illusion of a fat ass.
Pyra's swimsuit model from XBC2 used the same trickery.
Anonymous No.150679442 >>150701708
>>150676945
Yes. We should put more gay shit instead
Anonymous No.150679637
>>150679343
I'm afraid, in Disney's performative wokeness, they destroyed them.
Anonymous No.150679684
>>150676945
little boys like sexy adult women.
Anonymous No.150679685 >>150679949
>>150679118
She looks like a forty year old lesbian in the bottom row.
Anonymous No.150679696
>>150677873
fuuuuug those cum gutters
Anonymous No.150679932 >>150680860 >>150720898
>>150678916
this is good. I'm saving this. Imagine if there was a woman there? Imagine if there was a woman who held power in their company there? They would have been kicked off the premises. An amazing beloved movie never would have happened because
YES YOU HAVE TO TALK MAD SHIT DURING THE CREATIVE PROCESS! I BET THEY SAID NIGGER A FEW TIMES TOO!
It just HAS to happen. You can spend your whole life dissecting the "why".
Anonymous No.150679949
>>150679685
she's certainly a caricature of one of the female staff who is a 40 year old lesbian
Anonymous No.150680076
>>150679118
Its crazy how simply elongating her face ruins her beauty.
Anonymous No.150680199
>>150679118
From female to male
Anonymous No.150680347 >>150680387
>>150677873
she's breaking a whole shit load of star wars conventions with respect to female dress, the biggest one being she's wearing high heels
Anonymous No.150680386
>>150676763 (OP)
>the entire jedi council gets to tap that.
I can see why Anakin wanted to join.
Anonymous No.150680387 >>150684538 >>150707002
>>150680347
They aren't really "high heels". These are just normal tall boots with a heel. But also, high heels exist in Star Wars. Check out all the extras in Attack of the Clones bar.
Anonymous No.150680430 >>150680450 >>150681705
>>150678921
>twi’lek
>not into humans
You speak nonsense
Anonymous No.150680450 >>150681705
>>150680430
They probably have a shameful kink for human hair. Head hair. Body hair. Pubic hair. All is new and alien to them.
Anonymous No.150680860 >>150681765
>>150679932
If there was a woman there she'd have turned into hard core pornography.
Anonymous No.150681705 >>150681762 >>150681798 >>150701971
>>150680430
If that the case then why ain't there a massive stable race of human-twi'lek hybrids in the galaxy?, hell why aren't hybrids more common in general?. Sorry to break it to you Anon but BHC ain't on twi'lek minds, stop watching that old republic brainrot holovid nonsense

>>150680450
That does sound like a actual fetish for aliens would have with humans and other near-human species who got decent hair to touch
Anonymous No.150681762 >>150681846
>>150681705
>"Did you want to fool around or something?"
>"Uh... later. I'm just enjoying combing your hair for now."
>"You know, I don't usually comb down there."
>"Sure sure, but I'm having fun right now."
Anonymous No.150681765
>>150680860
>she'd have turned into hard core pornography.
Anonymous No.150681798 >>150681825 >>150683356
>>150681705
because interspecies breeding isn't possible in star wars.
Only in star trek where the whole thing is subtly a fetish allegory anyways.
Anonymous No.150681825
>>150681798
Twi'leks cross with humans in Star Wars. We've seen the resulting offspring on screen.
Anonymous No.150681846
>>150681762
>"You shaved your lower hairs!?, ungrateful human!"

>"Babe it nothing, it was getting a bit hairy down there a-"

>"YOU RUINED IT FOR ME!"
Anonymous No.150681983
>>150677988
did you know only pissy coping femoids ever trot out this line
Anonymous No.150683128
Somewhere in the galaxy is a dancer with lekku that are so long they drag the ground. She swears they're natural and totally not implants. Her fans wouldn't mind either way.
Anonymous No.150683356 >>150683638
>>150681798
There's literally two cases of human crossbreeding and both are twi'lek moms with human fathers
Anonymous No.150683519 >>150683638
>>150677873
I may have judged Filoni too harshly. Surely someone has made a collection of her pics/webms from the show?
Anonymous No.150683597 >>150720839
>>150677988
It is because she is wearing heels, not lordosis.
Anonymous No.150683638 >>150683966 >>150717468
>>150683519
>I may have judged Filoni
Dave isn't responsible for that. A lot of people seem to forget that George had the final say in everything in TCW because it was his passion project. George insisted on sexy shit because he never forgot that he made SW for boys from ages 8 to 14. He knew his audience would have pubescent kids and he threw shit in there for them.
>>150683356
>There's literally two cases of human crossbreeding and both are twi'lek moms with human fathers
Three, actually. Jecki from Acolyte is half Human, half Theelin. Though they probably said this only so that Dafne Keen wouldn't have to wear heels to make her look like she has elephant feet like Theelin do and could wear normal boots.
Anonymous No.150683670
>>150676763 (OP)
>>150677873
>>150677935
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Anonymous No.150683871 >>150683909
>>150683689
Ugly ass slop. Go back into your containment thread.
Anonymous No.150683899
>>150678027
god
DAAAAAAAAAMNNNNN
Anonymous No.150683909
>>150683871
Shut up.
Anonymous No.150683966 >>150717468
>>150683638
>George insisted on sexy shit
And I thank him for that.
Anonymous No.150684538 >>150684996 >>150685118
>>150680387
It must be a ton of fun to write books like these, making up minute details on the fly that now everyone has to follow. What the fuck is a Solloops hairstyle? Doesn't matter, it exists now.
Anonymous No.150684996
>>150684538
Those books were always fun to read as a kid and it is a shame they have been replaced by wiki autism.
Anonymous No.150685118 >>150701608 >>150738450
>>150684538
>beady eye
>sensory whiskers
>stale food
>result of living amidst good chow
>lucky washrag
>boots offer protection from toxic kitchen slops
Anonymous No.150685135
>strong, agile legs are weapons too
hhhhhnnnnnggggggg
Anonymous No.150685158 >>150686487 >>150686753 >>150698533
Anonymous No.150686487
>>150685158
Nice lips
Anonymous No.150686753
>>150685158
Just think what she could do with this tongue.
Anonymous No.150686820 >>150700603
>>150679109
Censored later
Anonymous No.150688168
>>150677873
oh my WORD
Anonymous No.150690285 >>150690330
can i get some mufuggin uhhhh
orange butt cheeks
Anonymous No.150690330 >>150710368
>>150690285
k
Anonymous No.150690799
>>150677935
Geez, lady, watch where you're swinging that thing.
Anonymous No.150691108
>the scene where ventress takes off her cloak, the camera pans down her body and she says she's missed obi-wan

george was on something else
Anonymous No.150691142
>>150676763 (OP)
Hera Syndulla had that cake? Damn...
Anonymous No.150691607 >>150693871 >>150696581
I really want a sexy jedi master to train me.
Anonymous No.150691658 >>150691679 >>150707533 >>150744304
there was a little playfulness in the show and it was fine.
Anonymous No.150691663 >>150691679 >>150698373
Anonymous No.150691679 >>150691703
>>150691658
>>150691663
Modern Star Wars is just so bland, sterile and boring because it lacks all these things.
Anonymous No.150691684
Plap Wars
Anonymous No.150691703 >>150692153
>>150691679
well star wars for the last several years had changed over from being made by men for Boys to being made by Women for girls. I am absolutely baffled why this change was made but oh well enjoy your shit ratings Lucasfilm.
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Anonymous No.150691782 >>150692146
Can a human impregnate a Twilek?
Anonymous No.150692084
>>150677873
JEZUZ
Anonymous No.150692146 >>150692446
>>150691782
Yes.
Anonymous No.150692153
>>150691703
You mean it went to being made by women for absolutely no one. Also there's no such thing as Lucasfilm anymore, it's just a piece of Disney now. They don't give autonomy to their acquired studios, they pillage them, install new governance and run them with an iron fist (into the ground).
Anonymous No.150692446 >>150694016 >>150697143
>>150692146
Not the most flattering example of race mixing.
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Anonymous No.150693871
>>150691607
Based
Anonymous No.150694016
>>150692446
I’ll take that over El ATROCIDAD de Lothal
Anonymous No.150694590
>>150678921
>That image
Sometimes I wish TOR was good
Anonymous No.150694741 >>150695752
Anonymous No.150695752
>>150694741
hot side boob
Anonymous No.150696581 >>150697233 >>150698417
>>150691607
Anonymous No.150697143 >>150700629 >>150700970 >>150701010 >>150715620
>>150692446
My theory is that it's either randomly pigmented skin that looks like vitiligo or the clone dna fucked up somewhere
Anonymous No.150697233 >>150702337
>>150696581
Honestly it'd make sense for the jedi order to pair teenage padawans with hot mentors to improve their resistance to temptations.
Anonymous No.150698373
>>150691663
Good episode.
Anonymous No.150698417
>>150696581
... man, maybe becoming a Jedi isn't that bad
Anonymous No.150698533 >>150699470
>>150685158
Anonymous No.150699470
>>150698533
lmao
Anonymous No.150700603 >>150700781
>>150686820
How so?
Anonymous No.150700629
>>150697143
It could also be random. With such varying anatomical details it's possible every kid is a crapshoot if they develop head tails or grow human hair. Or maybe even something inbetween.
Anonymous No.150700781 >>150700793 >>150700814 >>150700844 >>150704671
>>150700603
in the Bad batch
Anonymous No.150700793
>>150700781
>Bad batch
Oh, that's why. As far as I understand that show made a lot of changes. I thought you meant like later releases edited her out or something.
Anonymous No.150700814
>>150700781
I wouldn't exactly say that wearing new clothes is the same as being censored.
Anonymous No.150700844
>>150700781
Of course. Being attractive to straight men is illegal now.
Anonymous No.150700970 >>150704700
>>150697143
>lone dna fucked up somewhere
What clone DNA? Do do know that Suu's children are not by Cut, right? They're older than he is, chronologically. Also, Clones can't reproduce. You really think the Kaminoans would unleash millions of product into the galaxy where the risk of them producing insane amounts of offspring is so ridiculously high without sterilizing them? They'd be up to their absurdly long necks with complaints because of an impossibly large baby-boom. It'd but a huge dent in their reputation, which would hurt or outright destroy their profit margins and nobody would do business with them again.

Suu's kids are from a previous husband. She's got a thing for Humans, aparently.
Anonymous No.150701010 >>150701660
>>150697143
Whose kids is this?
Anonymous No.150701608
>>150685118
Will Disney ever release Star Wars Detours? It's not like it can cause further brand damage.
Anonymous No.150701660
>>150701010
>Whose kids is this?
Left is Shaeeah Lawquane, daughter of Suu Lawquane and an unnamed human father. Right is Jacen Syndulla. Son of Hera Syndulla and Kanan Jarrus.
Anonymous No.150701708
>>150679442
C3PO, I…
Anonymous No.150701786
>>150677911
The world would be saved if every girl had a huge ass
Anonymous No.150701833 >>150720878 >>150721124
>>150678782
Yeah but the Jedi only allow sex when the species is literally at stake
Anonymous No.150701971
>>150678921
>>150681705
Twi’leks are prime targets of slavers but the steadiest supply of them come from the twi’lek themselves. Their home world is ruled by tribes under oligarchs, and they often sell enemies, serfs and inconvenient members both for profit and political control
Anonymous No.150702093 >>150705950
Anonymous No.150702337
>>150697233
>padawan Ben lo gets so exposed to the omnipresent but unconscious attraction by master humonga bazoomba that he becomes inured to sexual temptation by adulthood
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Anonymous No.150704671
>>150700781
bad batch had some good girls in it
only the guy who screeches about "bogged" chuchi would disagree
Anonymous No.150704700 >>150712639
>>150700970
>You really think the Kaminoans would unleash millions of product into the galaxy where the risk of them producing insane amounts of offspring is so ridiculously high without sterilizing them?
Yes. They first tried to sterilize them first, but with low-T came low combat effectiveness, so every clone must have full reproductive capabilities.
Anonymous No.150704787 >>150709699
>bad batch had some good girls in it
No, it didn't. Tranny clones with manfaces are neither good nor girls.
Anonymous No.150704861
>>150676945
And? I got all my fetishes as a kid from kids shows breast expansion huge dump trucks insane tall tomboys stacked like brick shithouses
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Anonymous No.150705950
>>150702093
Hot. I would like to be her padawan.
Anonymous No.150705998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o01D2c9B9bc
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Anonymous No.150706083
Any lewd drawfags here willing to do pregnant Padme?
Anonymous No.150706136 >>150716021
How did old lady naboo get away with it?
Anonymous No.150706248 >>150706281 >>150715957 >>150739826
I know we all want to smash Twi'leks, Togrutas and on some occasions Pantorans and some other random vague aliens

What about Rodians?, do you think they suck good with their mouths? while at the same time why do I always want to know what it be like to poke them in their big massive eyes
Anonymous No.150706281
>>150706248
'ate rodians
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Anonymous No.150706992
>>150679118
Thats why stylization mogs realism.
Anonymous No.150707002 >>150707145 >>150707530 >>150707655
>>150680387

>Check out all the extras

Fun fact--when they first enter the bar there's a pink Twilek lady extra in the background who's an absolute landwhale, has to be at least 250 pounds.

Being an architect who's into SW is usually pain but that was a nice surprise when I was rewatching the movie recently.
Anonymous No.150707145 >>150707530 >>150707655
>>150707002
It is George Lucas' daughter, Katie Lucas. She is standing next to Ahmed Best (Jar-Jar Binks).
Anonymous No.150707530 >>150707655 >>150708256 >>150744312
>>150707002
>>150707145
I would absolutely love to plap a twi'lek slampig. Her two friends can get it too.
Anonymous No.150707533
>>150691658

>Bo Katan openly calling Ahsoka "too skinny"
>Bo Katan is canonically a chubby chaser

Wild that no fans have ever followed up on or explored this even in the legendarily deviant SW fandom
Anonymous No.150707655 >>150711289 >>150718838
>>150707002
>>150707145
>>150707530
OK, someone post the lekku fat stores greentext so we can kick this off
Anonymous No.150707679
>>150676763 (OP)
Cartoons used to have actual women in them. The fact this thread is so flabberghasted by this shot being real just shows how far we've fallen.
Anonymous No.150707705
>>150677988
she's about to have a serious dickinass problem
Anonymous No.150708256
>>150707530

>Twileks are accustomed to scarce calories, so they almost universally bloat up when they move to Coruscant
>Twilek girls teasingly call it the "Coruscant 50"

It writes itself, really
Anonymous No.150708511 >>150709308 >>150709788 >>150728875
I find it pretty fucking rad that every space related sci-fi property has a race that can just be described as "race of whores"
Anonymous No.150709308
>>150708511

It's a time honored tradition
Anonymous No.150709642 >>150744914
Anonymous No.150709699 >>150709720
>>150704787
Please take a break from the internet
Anonymous No.150709720
>>150709699
it's filonijew, he can't
Anonymous No.150709788 >>150709880 >>150723307
>>150708511
It's the extended universe problem. The only twi'leks we get in the OT are Jabba's dancers/slaves so people extrapolate everything just from that. I like Star Wars but as a setting it is as deep as a puddle.
Anonymous No.150709864
>>150676945
young boys like adult women
Anonymous No.150709880 >>150715871 >>150730016
>>150709788
I didn't say it was a bad thing
Anonymous No.150710368
>>150690330
>BHM Jar Jar
A fellow man of taste, I see.
Anonymous No.150710933
What are the likelihoods of a drunk rebel banging an Ewok?
Anonymous No.150711289
>>150707655
Anonymous No.150711327 >>150711839
>>150677935
you can like or hate the way the clones are depicted on this show but man they really made them look good.
this show was the perfect action-figure bait SW needed.
Anonymous No.150711839 >>150712200 >>150712585
>>150711327
It was definitely rough in places, especially since they were trying to make the style similar to the Genndy Clone Wars, but in 3D. So you had some weird transitions for the characters that were animated in the 2D show moving to 3D. But the ones who were made for the 3D show did turn out better. And at least for the clones, it was just making sure they didn't look entirely like Stormtroopers with random paint marks on them. Would say their faces unmasked could have been better, but it's bound to happen with lower budget 3D shows vs 3D movies where they have millions of dollars to spend on lighting and texturing things for every angle.
Anonymous No.150712200 >>150712369
>>150711839

>especially since they were trying to make the style similar to the Genndy Clone Wars, but in 3D.

They really should have left poor Grievous in 2D where he belongs.
Anonymous No.150712369 >>150712585
>>150712200
True. It was much more interesting having him be this juggernaut that was crippled in a split second of his guard being down instead of just being the coward he was in the movie through and through in the CG series. I can get that they wouldn't have been able to animate him nearly as creatively as he was in the 2D show, but they could have still made him a powerhouse that was mopping the floor with most Jedi
Anonymous No.150712456
>>150678782
Depends on the twilek. Vette's romance in The Old Republic is super cute wiht LS Sith Warrior. She won't fuck until after marriage to make Warrior her first and then is willing to break out the shock collar and have you use it on her for sexy time.
Anonymous No.150712560
>>150677873
>join a sex cult
>flaunt your body
based
Anonymous No.150712585 >>150712773
>>150711839
>since they were trying to make the style similar to the Genndy Clone Wars, but in 3D
This is false. Certain elements and designs carried over, like Jedi armor and Torrent starfighters, but there was never an intention to just turn Genndy's show into 3D. If you actually compare the characters side-by-side, you can see that they are completely different. Genndy was far more stylized and his proportions were completely fucked. He went full on cartoony mode with his own interpretations of the characters. Lucas said that TCW was inspired by Thunderbirds marionettes, and they were largely more grounded from the get-go.

>>150712369
It was not about animation. Lucas did not want Grievous to be that powerful. He had a different character in mind, which was consistent with what he'd developed for Revenge of the Sith.
Anonymous No.150712639
>>150704700
>They first tried to sterilize them first, but with low-T came low combat effectiveness

Sterilization =/= castration. There's lots of ways of cutting a man off from reproduction without hormonal imbalance being a result. And probably way more fantasy methods the Kaminoians have to execute it.
Anonymous No.150712677 >>150713503
Clones definitely have sexual drive, but they likely shoot blanks.
Anonymous No.150712773 >>150712869 >>150712902
>>150712585
I never said they were trying to be 1:1 with the Genndy style, but it's easy to see where some designs were similar, and some just didn't make the jump well
And who cares if Lucas didn't like Grievous being powerful, it made him intimidating instead of bitchmade cyborg who ran away 99% of the time
Anonymous No.150712818
>>150677873
...and she was a good friend.
Anonymous No.150712869 >>150713513 >>150714188
>>150712773
>And who cares if Lucas didn't like Grievous being powerful
People who like Star Wars?
>it made him intimidating instead of bitchmade cyborg who ran away 99% of the time
It made him OP and lame. At least the real version of Grevious had nuance in why he was the way he was. He was one giant superiority/inferiority complex. Before he became addicted to performance enhancement, he was a great warrior. But after getting his first prosthetic, seeing how much more deadly it made him, he wanted more. And the more he progressively replaced his body parts with prosthetic ones, the more he lost what made him great. Also, he wasn't bitchmode 100% of the time. He just had the unfortunate luck of being pitted against some the best fighters in the galaxy onscreen. To anyone that wasn't Dooku, Yoda, Sheev, Windu, Maul, Obi-wan or Anakin, Grevious was an absolute nightmare to be pitted against. The opening for Morgan Elsbeth's story in Tales of The Empire shows you what Grievous was like against anyone who wasn't any of those aforementioned guys.
Anonymous No.150712902
>>150712773
>but it's easy to see where some designs were similar, and some just didn't make the jump well
There was never an attempt to translate any genndy character design into 3D. Every single one is fundamentally different. Stylistic similarities are nearly non-existent, with only a few minor elements that I have already mentioned.
>And who cares if Lucas didn't like Grievous being powerful, it made him intimidating instead of bitchmade cyborg who ran away 99% of the time
Lucas cared, since he made that character and made that show. You made the wrong assertion and was corrected. That's all.
Anonymous No.150713503
>>150712677
Wouldn't be surprised if some clone troops developed a mother complex with the long necked aliens.
Anonymous No.150713513 >>150715125
>>150712869
>It made him OP and lame.
So he was weak and lame instead.
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Anonymous No.150714188 >>150715125
>>150712869
He was only OP in the face of scrub literal whos like Padawan Shaggy and other nobodies
Anonymous No.150714206 >>150714813 >>150723323 >>150744327 >>150754639
>>150677911
It used to be policy that every woman in the EU had massive tits. I'm sure you can guess what the first thing was to go when Marvel took over.
Anonymous No.150714394 >>150714643 >>150744317
Reminder that we are getting new evil Twi'lek waifu next year.
Anonymous No.150714595
>>150676763 (OP)
George Lucas' cringy gooning material.
Anonymous No.150714643 >>150714713 >>150714783
>>150714394
I am so sick of Maul, is he still getting a TV show?
Anonymous No.150714713
>>150714643
That's what anon's talking about.
Anonymous No.150714783
>>150714643
He was barely in anything. Sam Witwer deserves his own show, I am happy he gets one.
Anonymous No.150714813 >>150714867
>>150714206
Padmes butt was huge in the move
Anonymous No.150714867
>>150714813
>skintight clothing
>these curves
>back arch
>perky boobs
>dat ass
They just don't make 'em like that anymore... All female characters in new cartoons are completely flat and formless, on top of being fully clothed in some baggy crap.
Anonymous No.150715010 >>150715035
>>150676763 (OP)
2 hour AI generated voice accurate, lore accurate, on model porno when? Can't ve more than a year or so..
Anonymous No.150715035
>>150715010
AI-slop will always be soulless.
Anonymous No.150715125 >>150715155 >>150715499
>>150713513
>So he was weak and lame instead.
No, he was based and just put up against the best fighters in the galaxy.
>>150714188
>He was only OP in the face of scrub literal whos like Padawan Shaggy and other nobodies
And the way it was presented sucked ass. Just like the rest of Genndywars.
Anonymous No.150715155
>>150715125
>And the way it was presented sucked ass
Wrong
Anonymous No.150715499
>>150715125
>No, he was based and just put up against the best fighters in the galaxy.
He wasn't based and how it was done wasn't interesting because it lacked tension.
Anonymous No.150715530
>>150677935
>>150677873
now we know why the 501st was so crestfallen about her execution
Anonymous No.150715620
>>150697143
>only features from twilek mom is her green skin becomes his hair color
Kanan had strong as fuck genes.
Anonymous No.150715871 >>150716221 >>150716247 >>150723307
>>150709880

>Bred over a hundred generations of slavery for maximum thiccness
Anonymous No.150715957
>>150706248
>What about Rodians?
They're the Batarians of Star Wars. They're made so you can be racist against them and kill them en-mass without feeling bad about it.
Anonymous No.150716021 >>150716062
>>150706136
Why is Padme allowed to prey on kids?
Shouldn't someone arrest her.
Anonymous No.150716058
>>150677873
>boob basket shirt
>toned midriff
>ass that won't quit
This is honestly the hottest depiction of Aayla Secura yet. Holy shit...
Anonymous No.150716062
>>150716021
>Why is Padme allowed to prey on kids?
She's a government official.

>Shouldn't someone arrest her.
She's a government official.
Anonymous No.150716212 >>150720856
So is Asajj fucking the padawan now?
Anonymous No.150716221 >>150719205
>>150715871
>as the generations go on, the asses get fatter, making it harder and harder to pull out, reinforcing the gigaculo genes
Anonymous No.150716247 >>150719183
>>150715871
Anonymous No.150716383 >>150725202
>>150677873
>>150677935
>you will never part of her squad and smashing those cheeks after every campaign
why even live?
Anonymous No.150716885 >>150717096
Orange butt cheeks
Anonymous No.150717096
>>150716885
Anonymous No.150717118
>>150677079
Anonymous No.150717145
Anonymous No.150717172
>There is no emotion; there is peace.
Fortunately, "horny" is not an emotion.
Anonymous No.150717307
>>150713745
Anonymous No.150717468
>>150683966
>>150683638
Truly George was too based.
Anonymous No.150718029
Anonymous No.150718055
>>150676945
Yeah, and as a 5-9 year old kid at the time I'll have you know I very much liked to see the fanservice.
Anonymous No.150718125
You know, ever since I read that Legends Novel that begins and ends with a male gamorrean going full chippendale I no longer feel guilt about what smut I'm posting
Anonymous No.150718504
Anonymous No.150718838
>>150707655
We had a few nice thicc twi lek's in Coruscant.
Based George...
Anonymous No.150719183
>>150716247

Sometimes I do wonder if Massa plowing the thiccest slave girls on the plantation for 150 years plus might have led us to where we are today with mega-thicc black women jiggling around every major American city.
Anonymous No.150719205 >>150737905
>>150716221

>exponential genetic returns lead to Twi'lek women so unutterably thicc that their hips can barely squeeze through doorways and each one of their massive milkers could feed an entire village of infants
Anonymous No.150719398 >>150719601
How much dick do you think Hera was getting after Kanan died?
Anonymous No.150719462
>>150677988
You misspelled lordasses
Anonymous No.150719601
>>150719398
Most likely with blind people in hopes to relive the experience with Kanan but it not the same...
Anonymous No.150719946 >>150720023
>all these hot female Jedi come from a time when the Jedi Council forbade romantic relationships
Anonymous No.150720023
>>150719946
Yeah, but sex was ok.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuhikHooN44
Anonymous No.150720666
>>150676763 (OP)
Is this edited? If it is real then the animators are based.
Anonymous No.150720839
>>150683597
She'd probably look better if the lips were a better color and the rings around her eyes were a better color. Someone AI enhance the photo and we'll see if we can get the actress to look normal.
Anonymous No.150720856 >>150745528
>>150716212
given she's only lusted after jedi men, yes.
Anonymous No.150720857
>>150677988
Don't be a fag.
Anonymous No.150720878 >>150721124
>>150701833
I don't care, but I believe the nerds when they the Order doesn't give a fuck about casual sex.
Anonymous No.150720898
>>150679932
This is why we're in a dark age FYI. Having the ability to be a dudebro in art, where it be games or shows, produces down to Earth normal shit. When you have nons and women you just get sanitized jew shit.
Anonymous No.150721124 >>150721215
>>150701833
>>150720878
Do you think the Jedi have a culture of freeuse within the order?
Anonymous No.150721215 >>150721669
>>150721124
Dunno. Cannyou just go up to Master Shaak Ti on Coruscant and ask for assistance in physical relief in one of the temple's meditation chambers?
Anonymous No.150721228 >>150723661
Anonymous No.150721669 >>150722340
>>150721215
I would think so.
It would prevent aggression and enforce community.
>Shaak Ti
Ahsoka is better.
Anonymous No.150721826 >>150722188
Why does the fish bitch from Outlaws have dsl?
Anonymous No.150722188
>>150721826
Whenyou go deeonshe goes "ack ack ack...bar"
Anonymous No.150722234
>>150713763
Anonymous No.150722340
>>150721669
But Shaak Ti has that mommy energy
Anonymous No.150722772 >>150723223
All of this started with Leia's slave outfit.
Anonymous No.150723223
>>150722772
God bless Lucas for that.
Anonymous No.150723307
>>150715871
Why can't the real world be this generous with selective breeding?
>>150709788
Twi'Leks are like the European slaves being taken by foreign empires over the centuries precisely because of their beauty, I recall one of the caliphate leaders placing an order for something like several thousand Blonde virgins or something. That's pretty much the main reason for Europeans being sent into slavery as far as I can tell.
Anonymous No.150723323 >>150754639
>>150714206
>It used to be policy that every woman in the EU had massive tits
Was it that Mara Jade was the trope setter?
Anonymous No.150723661
>>150721228
Nice lips.
Anonymous No.150723811 >>150726106 >>150728503 >>150728735
Anonymous No.150723962
Anonymous No.150724094 >>150724663 >>150728859
>>150676763 (OP)
adding dykes to the creative process of making star wars was a mistake
>umm but wouldn't they make the girls sexier
They hate beauty standards and anything that attracts men.
Anonymous No.150724663 >>150724864
>>150724094
>They hate beauty standards and anything that attracts men.
100% true.
I saw a vid of a lesbian bar on here.
It was filled with grimy and skeezy looking dykes.
They should not be anywhere near the creative process because they will just yuck your yum.
Anonymous No.150724864 >>150725087
>>150724663
It still astonishes me that for group that claims to love women more than men, they have the worst fucking taste in women.
Anonymous No.150725087 >>150728802
>>150724864
>they have the worst fucking taste in women.
Wdym, like visually?
Anonymous No.150725202 >>150725671
>>150716383
Girl probably had a fuck ton of clone trains run on her
Anonymous No.150725671 >>150744292
>>150725202
Imagine if they had used a female bounty hunter/Mandalorian as a template.
Anonymous No.150726106 >>150726140
>>150723811
what implications do huge boobs like that have on force wielders
Anonymous No.150726140 >>150726744
>>150726106
Females (with big breasts) are better at force telekinesis because they either get good at it or they have massive back problems from jumping all over the place.
Anonymous No.150726744
>>150726140
>telekenesis to lift boobs
kek
Anonymous No.150727153 >>150733830
Luminara had a nice body but, only without the skirt.
>capcha sxyjw
Anonymous No.150728147 >>150732850
The nasty things I'd do with Aayla's navel
Anonymous No.150728503
>>150723811
I'm thinking of a ditzy female jedi.
>jedi master getting her first padawan has made her overly enthusiastic
>she has very little issue being touchy and isn't aware she has no sense of boundaries
>doesn't understand puberty for young boys
>once she finds out that she's the cause for her padawans paid she does what she can alleviate his problem
>believes in skinship deepening bond
>believes in physical "release" for her padawan to help him focus
Anonymous No.150728735
>>150723811
>"Use the force, padawan. ....Not that kind of force. Stop squeezing them so roughly."
Anonymous No.150728802
>>150725087
Visually and personality wise.
Anonymous No.150728830 >>150731515
>>150677873
Female twilkes can't help themselves
Anonymous No.150728859 >>150735579
>>150724094
You're mistaken in your belief that any of them have any say over the corporates in the creative process
Anonymous No.150728875
>>150708511
werent the twileks an engineered slave race?
Anonymous No.150730016
>>150709880
>that's no moon
Anonymous No.150730796
>>150676763 (OP)
Alien Star Wars are quite the hottie.
Anonymous No.150731515 >>150731864
>>150728830
I don't know much about Star Wars lore, but are Twi'leks fertile with other species? What's the reason why they are the sex slave aliens?
Anonymous No.150731864 >>150731878 >>150737928
>>150731515
They aren't "sex slave aliens". It's a shitty retcon that came from the comics after the fact for no reason whatsoever, because that one twi'lek in the movie was a slave, therefore all twi'leks must be slaves. Just like Boba Fett was a bounty hunter, therefore all mandalorians must be boba fett bounty hunters. Just like Han Solo is a lucky pilot, therefore all Corellians are lucky pilots. And so on. This was just the EU for you. Even though there were other species presented as slaves as well, but for some reason it's the twi'leks that became "token slave race". It was never really canon, and isn't good for anything but utterly depraved porn fics. As for fertility, we know they can breed with humans.
Anonymous No.150731878
>>150731864
>but for some reason it's the twi'leks that became "token slave race"
it's because they are metaphor for white women
Anonymous No.150732850
>>150728147
real
Anonymous No.150733830 >>150734189
>>150727153
Lazy Lucasfilm animators not modeling Luminara's braids under her headdress.
Anonymous No.150734189 >>150744219
>>150733830
it would've been nice for her to be casual to see how she's is off duty. I assume she's meant to be the female Mace Windu
Anonymous No.150735395
Anonymous No.150735579
>>150728859
No, i think I am rather spot on as they and often over represented in creative fields and have shown to brag about doing this shit on social media.
Anonymous No.150735668 >>150735994 >>150736325 >>150736821
I keep trying to watch rebels but going from the end of TCW back to kiddy shit Rebels is hard man. Also I got spoiled on the series ending, is it still worth watching?
Anonymous No.150735829 >>150737843
Anonymous No.150735994
>>150735668
No. Watch Ahsoka and Maul scenes on YouTube and you're good.
Anonymous No.150736325
>>150735668
I too tried to watch Rebels and found it to be insufferable garbage. Safe skip in my opinion. Clone Wars had a solid main trio. Rebels just has nothing.
Anonymous No.150736478 >>150738092
Acolyte was canceled right? It seemed like wokeslop.
Anonymous No.150736821
>>150735668
Yeah it quite a tough one to get into after watching the TCW, with that dark drama and action to be replace with the sudden tone shift with rebels

Yeah they try to get that darker tones with later series but the characters make it impossible, with Erza being the worse made me wish someone would of shot him the moment he open his mouth although I would say Hera and Kanan who while had their dumb moments were the best of the lot, especially when are alone without the rest dragging them down, made me wish they were the focus of the show
Anonymous No.150737702 >>150737807
Anonymous No.150737807
>>150737702
Put the helmet back on
Anonymous No.150737843
>>150735829
Is the joke that he’s wrong? The show was all but over by the time Disney took over
Anonymous No.150737905
>>150719205
Puberty is near-overnight for young Twi'lek girls.
Anonymous No.150737928
>>150731864
Twileks weren't even a thing for a while with the OG movies; it's normal that they based their lore on the only minor character people got obsessed with for being a sexy slave. Later, they tried to make them more than slaves with Aayla and Hera, but they are still hot alien girls, trying to change their original appeal is dumb.
Anonymous No.150738092 >>150738262
>>150736478
It was probably the wokest of wokeshit Disney has done for Star Wars.
I’m also pretty sure it must have been a money laundering scheme because it cost $230 million yet doesn’t feel like it at all.
Anonymous No.150738262
>>150738092
All I know is it had that tranny breadtuber "Abigail" on it in a bit role. I hope he continues to fail.
Anonymous No.150738350 >>150738426 >>150741357
>>150676945
there IS a Star Wars for kids.
But the writers kinda suck, there's one episode where the kids literally climb out of a pit using their lightsabers to stab on the walls
Anonymous No.150738426
>>150738350
The theme song is nice at least
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSIxIkfDk4c
Anonymous No.150738450
>>150685118
is that ark bumpy roose and rats tyrell?
Anonymous No.150739772
Blue and orange asses.
Anonymous No.150739826
>>150706248
I'd fuck 'em.
Anonymous No.150740411
>>150676763 (OP)
Lord george.
Anonymous No.150741357 >>150743653
>>150738350
I mean, at least it's a kids show doing that. Imagine one of the mainline films having a character do that with the literal laser stick that burns continually
Anonymous No.150742497
>>150676763 (OP)
Is this real? If so, nice.
Anonymous No.150743440
>>150676763 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8MbcIvCAec
Anonymous No.150743653 >>150744736
>>150741357
Children deserve good stories too.
I expect plots to be plausible no matter the average age in the target audience.
Anonymous No.150743858
Anonymous No.150744172
Padme's still my favorite.
Anonymous No.150744202
Anonymous No.150744219
>>150734189
SWEET JESUS
Anonymous No.150744283
>>150679118
>Aged 20 years in 6 months
Is Coruscanti prison that rough?
Anonymous No.150744292
>>150725671
Aurra Sing gets used as the template instead and Aayla has to deal with thousands of women wearing the face of the woman who tried to kill her.
Anonymous No.150744294
>>150679194
Back to plebbit with you
Anonymous No.150744304
>>150691658
>TCW Bo has pancake ass
>IRL Bo has a tight tushy
How rare
Anonymous No.150744312
>>150707530
>bbw twi'lek
You have my full attention
Anonymous No.150744317
>>150714394
Maul is GOAT, I'm glad he's getting a TV show
Anonymous No.150744321
>>150676763 (OP)
>10 fucking years of Disney wars and still no end in sight
Anonymous No.150744327
>>150714206
>newfags and younglings will never grow up in a world where tie in capeshit and SW media was comically self indulgent for fans
it brings a tear to the eye
Anonymous No.150744420 >>150746609 >>150750952
NEED to see ventress interact with obi-wan one more time
Anonymous No.150744736 >>150763605
>>150743653
Sexo
Anonymous No.150744914
>>150709642
Need blue doggo wife.
Anonymous No.150745528 >>150746726 >>150749326
>>150720856
Ventress should be fucking Obi-wan until the minute before he appears in ANH.
Anonymous No.150746525
>>150676945
Which version was It? CN?
Anonymous No.150746609 >>150746726 >>150747610 >>150747800
>>150744420
bald is better
Anonymous No.150746726
>>150745528
>the reason why obi-wan aged to badly in 10 years was because ventress was busting his balls every night

>>150746609
hair is better when representing how she's matured
Anonymous No.150747610
>>150746609
Based
Anonymous No.150747800 >>150748238
>>150746609
A man of taste. Ventress with hair is an affront to the Force.
Anonymous No.150748238
>>150747800
She reminds me of those feminists that cut off their hair to spite men. They somehow manage to be uglier on the inside than they are on the outside.
Anonymous No.150748819
Anonymous No.150749326
>>150745528
Is she...working his balls gently with the force?
Anonymous No.150749912 >>150749975
Gungansoka>>>>>Liveactionsoka
Anonymous No.150749975
>>150749912
Just picture what gungan Ahsoka could do with that tongue.
Anonymous No.150750833
>>150676763 (OP)
>>150677873
Imagine the assjob
Anonymous No.150750952
>>150744420
I like how the EU invented a whole race of bald pale white people based on her, only for Disney to change her origins so they retconned an entire race into non- existence.
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Anonymous No.150751968
man, i know i cant talk because i whack it to weird shit as well, but guys. come on guys
Anonymous No.150753233 >>150754076
Anonymous No.150754076
>>150753233
Best species in Star Wars.
Anonymous No.150754639
>>150714206
>>150723323
I can't recall which comics. Though the standouts tended to be Morrigan Korde, Winter Celchu, Celeste Morne, etc.
Anonymous No.150755658 >>150755710 >>150756014 >>150756686
>it's another TCWfags post porn instead of discussing their favorite show episode (there's nothing to discuss because it was always bad)
I love reruns.
Anonymous No.150755710
>>150755658
>this thread is 5 days old
lol
lmao
Anonymous No.150756014
>>150755658
>instead of discussing their favorite show episode
I liked the malevolence episodes and uhh
God damn it this show is really for simpletons looking back on it
The rako hardeen stuff was alright I guess
Uhh, some unexprcted bloodsjrd on corusdcant
Anonymous No.150756686 >>150756691 >>150756730
>>150755658
Lore discussions is what /tg/ is for when it isn't infested with retarded schizos
Anonymous No.150756691 >>150756728
>>150756686
No it isn't, dumb coomer.
Anonymous No.150756728
>>150756691
>posting an image of a character wearing clothes means you're a coomer
case in point, schizo
Anonymous No.150756730 >>150756749
>>150756686
You mean schizos like you when other people tell you to fuck off because you're more concerned about getting boners with other guys online instead of talking about actual Star Wars lore?
Anonymous No.150756749 >>150756755
>>150756730
No.
Learn to read, dumbass.
Anonymous No.150756755 >>150756818
>>150756749
Yup, I hit a nerve.
Anonymous No.150756818
>>150756755
The only good poster in /swg/ is Redback, and he's gone. Pity.
Anonymous No.150757932
>>150677873
Wow, that happened.
Anonymous No.150757939
>necrobumping a thread going on 6 days
Anonymous No.150758314
Lets keep it going Swarsies.
Anonymous No.150758468
whores from SW I'd bust a nut inside
>Ahsoka
>Shaak Ti
>Aayla
>Luminara
>Bultar
>Depa
>Adi Gallia
>PadmΓ©
>Sabine Wren
>Hera
>Riyo Chuchi
>CordΓ©
>Beru Whitesun
>Atris
>Brianna
Anonymous No.150759163
>>150676763 (OP)
Aliens are the hottest thing ever.
Anonymous No.150759892 >>150760750
Anonymous No.150760681
Anonymous No.150760750
>>150759892
stupid fucking slut deserves to be raped
Anonymous No.150761161
why did they make ahsoka black?
Anonymous No.150761903 >>150763019
It's a shame their genes will never pass on.
Anonymous No.150763019
>>150761903
damn
Anonymous No.150763605 >>150763880
>>150744736
well I have no idea why you would say such a thing
Anonymous No.150763841
Anonymous No.150763880
>>150763605
What the hell is this from?
Anonymous No.150763940 >>150764206
>hours between replies
Imagine being so desperate to get boners with other dudes online that you have to bump your own thread for 6 whole days
lol
lmao, even
Anonymous No.150764206
>>150763940
Maybe it's because /co/ is slow as fuck nowadays.
I'd certainly have this instead of 22 sharktale threads.