Thread 150727197

Would helluva boss be better as a show if either stolas or blitzo were women?
Not both, just one of them

no because it would still be written by vivziefat

Perhaps, likely more tolerable.

It'd be better if Loona was a man and everything else is the same.

>>150727206
This. A perpetual "will they, won't they" relationship drama is garbage even if the couple is straight (just fucking watch the first few seasons of Korra). It's only compounded by a hamplanet who doesn't have a stable relationship of her own.

>>150727197 (OP)
Fem Blitzo:
>No relationship drama because Stolas is a homo gaybag, infinitely increasing the quality of the show
Fem Stolas:
>Becomes a slightly more bearable character, but there's still gay drama because Blitzo sticks his aids infested dick into anything

Both options aren't bad, but one is clearly better

>>150727232
>>No relationship drama because Stolas is a homo gaybag
But what if he wasnt?
What if he was just an unfulfilled man stuck in a sham marriage who reunites with his childhood tomboy friend and falls hard for her?
What if he was still as flamboyant and faggy, but he was actually 100% straight? Wouldnt that subvert expectations?
In any case, him having the hots for the feisty, vulgar shortstack would definitely make him more relatable

>>150727197 (OP)
>>150727232
Fem-Stolas is still a disgusting and insufferable character even if she were hot.

>>150727304
>fag lusting for amy schumer
No.

>>150727197 (OP)
The coomer in me would at least enjoy it more but to be honest it would still be trash in the end. It's not a matter of gender, they are just terrible characters

>>150727345
>they are just terrible characters
I mean, there are plenty of good shows based around terrible characters, the problem is that the bad characters need to either learn from their mistakes, and stop doing the same bad things over and over again, or actually suffer the consequences of their actions
Cant have them be shitty people, getting away with it and being the better for it

>>150727395
You misread my post. I said terrible characters, not terrible people. You can make terrible people work as characters, these characters are just written terribly.

>>150727463
>these characters are just written terribly
Okay, well, how would you write them better?
And dont go telling me theres 0 potential in there, if that were the case, these shows would have died out within the first season, vivzie is good at coming up with ideas, but terrible at executing them

>>150727224
That is the main problem with this show, it's a terrible romantic drama. Even if the show were mainly and foremost a comedy it would need to be written by someone who can be constantly funny.
>>150727315
I like it when me and the rest of the threads write her lusting after Agent One.

>>150727506
NTA but I would have kept Stolas similar to what he was in the Pilot a tad bit silly but hinted at a more sinister side to him. Stolas was decent from the beginning.
Blitzo would need an overhaul. Still keep him as an asshole, he would be more professional when on the job and goes back to being his regular self.

>>150727223
>Loono flirting with (you) at work and dropping all his spaghetti

>>150727197 (OP)
These threads were always garbage, and I'm glad I woke up to that fact. I find it funny how some of you think you're so much better than /hhg/ when you're just barely better, and /hhg/ is a fucking low bar to set. I'm glad Viv doesn't take advice from idiots in these threads or the libshit morons at X.
LLMs are unironically better at dissecting the writing and themes of the shows than their own fans and critics. What a fucking bunch of NPCs.

>>150727958
Bye nigger

>>150727518

If she has the potential to be a better person and Agent Two isn't in the picture she has a good chance at landing him if she was willing to completely overhaul her life.

>>150727958
>LLMs
What the fuck is an LLM?

Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel would be better if all the male characters were female. All of the Female characters stay female too.

>>150728050
Chatgpt.

>>150728050
Learning Language Models. Basically the brains of text-based AIs.

>Ozzie is hell's makeover mage
>you can literally just slip him twenty hell bucks for a full genderbend

>>150727994
>Bye nigger
https://youtu.be/hF-wFAFagEM?t=371

>>150728034
Indeed. You could take it in different directions. Stolas could get close to One under the guise of helping DHORKs or Stolas tries to infiltrate One's life only to slowly fall for him.
>>150728050
An AI text program.
>>150727925
Why are you gay?

>>150728170
>Why are you gay?
Crossed wires from watching funny animal cartoons as a kid and crippling loneliness.

>>150727925
>Loono is also bi, just like loona
>You befriend him and actually get along quite well
>But he starts to develop a crush on you
>Starts hitting on you, making more and more pervy comments, grabbing you, touching you etc
>But you are not a faggot
>Now you must make it clear to him that you only see him as a friend
How would you do that? Let him down gently and tell him that you still see him as a friend or shut him down hard?

>>150728234
I understand, Anon. I'm sure these threads have provided you comfort and I'll pray your mental qualms falter and you'll find your Loona someday.

>>150727206
Speaking of fat

>>150727197 (OP)
Are you he?

>>150728261
Just let him down gently and tell him you'll wingman him some time. If you handle it right he'll probably take it well and you get a potential bro. Just be careful drinking with him for a while in case he's still catching feelings because he might make a pass at you.

>>150728261
Slap his ass and tell him I'm flattered.

>>150728309
That was very nice, thank you. I hope you find yourself a nice Stella.

She kinda bad though

>>150729019
finding femblitzo in random places begging you to fuck her at least once

>>150729019
Yeah, bad. Like milk left in the fridge for a year goes bad.

>>150729019
>>150729134
Yeah, but I prefer Strika.
>>150729094
>Blitza and Chazzie coming up randomly asking you for sex
"Fuck off"
>"Cool, see you next week handsome"
"Please no."

>>150729194
>"Fuck off."
>"Fuck on."

>>150729212
Salsa!

>>150729232
Papaya!

>>150729260
Antiquing!

>>150728261
>Loona checks your internet history
>finds tons of images of hellhound men bookmarked
>all with white fur
>all goth
>all twinks
>all sharing a passing resemblance to her
How does she react? More importantly, how do you possibly begin to live it down?

>>150727197 (OP)
Vizipop still wouldn't write a good story or even a dialogu. She's just a fat fuck who got lucky desu

Btw are you this anon who drew Moxxie and Loona body swap? If so do you have more than two drawings that you did to this concept?

>>150727197 (OP)
>Not both, just one of them
Unfathombly based

>>150730384
Sexo

>>150728050
Lulti Level Marketing

>>150729389
>"I have a type."

>>150727925
>'Oh n-nooo, my lu-nch!'

>>150728095
I thought it was gold bars Ozzie took as payment.

>>150732082
Well with vivzie hell being gay as fuck he probably could afford to charge gold bars.

>>150732236
Hey, you never know what he might actually use them for. Could be a sex thing.

>>150729678
>Loona with Moxxie's personality
I'm intrigued...

>Goetia mistress will never brood you

Why are we here to suffer?

>>150727197 (OP)
Eh, I still think we'd have the problem if only one was made female
>Female Blitzo x Male Stolas
>Shitty woman who appeals to anons x the boringest limp dick man to ever live
>Male Blitzo x Female Stolas
>Shitty guy who anons hate x hot depressed wine mom who every anon wants to fuck
Like just making it hetero doesn't fix shit cause Blitzo x Stolas sucks not because it's gay it sucks because Blitzo and Stolas suck at being men.

>>150733042
Well if you swap both you end up with the same problem of them being annoying gay shit, the only difference is instead of braindead fujos cooming to it you have braindead yuritroons cooming to it.

>>150727197 (OP)
>Blitzo Female
NO thanks!!!

--
Mille - Blitza - Loona = 3 female lead
Moxxie = 1 male lead
and the male lead is the dumb joke one. it's Ghostbusters all over again.

Blitz being Strong vulgar female lead, with the brute millie and Loona the geek ?
just horrible show.

>Female Stolas
Female cheats on her Husband who did nothing wrong. would just make Both Blizto and stolas more horrible than they are.

so no Changing Either their Genders wont fix the show. it's the settings and blitzo-stolas relationship is the problem

>wears slippers inside of his clean, tidy home
>goes barefoot outside in the filth of hells streets
huh?

>>150733186
He probably uses magic to prevent dirt and stuff from touching his feet.

>>150733186
Don't think about it, Viv clearly didn't

>demons are actually extremely ugly/scary to normal humans
>the only reason why they look nice to us is because they are highly stylized on the show
>this is how loona would look like if she were real
would you still?

>>150733701
>le akshually spooky analog horror
Fuck outta here

>>150733701
>pic above shouts "GIVE ME SEX!" like pic related.
I don't know if I'd be apathetic, on edge or scaroused.

>>150733701
No problem for me, already fucked my dog couple times

>>150733914
Uh...

Cavemanon, if you read this, please make an elseworld VN without all the libshit, where the MC is a college student who tries to romance Loona

>>150728050
Lesbians Loving Men

>>150734052
Damn, guess Mayberry just wasn't satisfied with Martha.

>>150734065
No shit, she needs a man to save her from women like Vivzie

>>150734136
>spoiler
Well, uh, you see...we simply rape the Vivziepop

>>150734166
Not it. Go for it bro

You guys would still love you waifu if she was angel actually?

>>150734541
Holy ESL.

Also, yes.

>>150734541
She already is an angel to me

>>150734541
I'd love her all the same.

>>150734541
In my case you need to change the question a little. Yet, I would still say yes.

Post Verosika's fat juicy titties please.

>>150735577
Presto.

>>150735635
Not nearly fat or juicy enough.

>>150735635
Wanna fondle...
>>150735739
GOAWAY

>>150735739
Kill yourself.

>>150735761
She's a beauty

>>150736104
And more of her would be even more beautiful.

>>150736142
alright don't spam it

>>150736104
She smells nice i bet.

>>150736528
Like cranberries and cheap perfume.

>>150736797
>No. You're not in this episode!

>>150736888
>*slobbers all over your face*
>”What now, dork?”

>>150736797
>"What for?"
>"Picnic, duh. Weather's not shitty for once."

>>150727197 (OP)
Stolas is basically a woman. Nothing would change if his sex got swapped. FemBlitz would be hot in trashy way, of like Panty from Panty and Stocking.

>>150736918
>Stolas is basically a woman. Nothing would change if his sex got swapped
what would change is that i would want to fuck him if that were the case, instead of just hitting him over the head with a rolled up newspaper and telling him to stop being a dumbass

>>150732761
I know, right?

>>150737088
Sadly last one

>>150737088
>>150737121
Surprised there isn't more of this concept since they're prime candidates for a freaky friday.

>>150737121
>>150737088
>anon tries to show the crew a cool new spell in the IMP office
>it backfires
>moxxie and loona are switched
how would anon and millie react?
millies no dike and anons not a fag either
do they just swear off any sexual stuff until the problem is fixed?

>>150737167
Yeah no sex shit, regardless of who swapped with who it'd be crossing a line but Anon's definitely picking Loona up and carrying her around on his shoulders. Loona's also gonna be acting like a pissy cat the whole time.
>Anon can't stop staring at Moxxie in Loona's body wearing a suit
>"Quit looking at me like that!"
>most conflicted boner he's ever had

>>150737167
Moxxie and Loona would probably act like Jimmy and Cindy did in Jimmy Neutron show when they swapped bodies. You know, pretending that they didn't swap, making ass of their new bodies and other stuff. But with adult stuff's

>>150733701
still would.

>>150737249
Now that I would like to see.

>>150737290
Sadly not many people do body swap episodes. Hell I say that they don't do any ill spirited characters anymore, lasy one that I remember that they did was Pacifica Northwest, at least first season and others shows do bully stereotype that they change to Lesbian. Woke shit, vizipop is no difference on that, she just ad cursing and alcohol

we need more goetian girls

>>150737412
We need a hot shark demon girl with big white titties.

>>150737399
True but we can always wildly speculate and write greentexts about it.

>>150737470
Tru, i'm learning to draw and so I could try to do some sketches of this fan made episode or fanfic or whatever you want to call it

>>150737498
Go for it and post what you draw dude

>>150737412
She looks like one of these demon girls that love human men

>>150737522
Will try, in meantime I also starting to write (this one is actually pornographic) The Amazing World of Gumball body swap. Where gumball and Nicole swap bodies in mass body swap event called The great shift.

If you have idea what exactly add to loona and moxxie body swap story you can tell me

>>150737570
You know man I think you should focus all your attention on that project for the gumball threads, no need to spread out too far. I'm sure one of the resident drawfags here can handle it, no need to bite off more than you can chew you know

>>150737556
What a coincidence, I bet you love human men too!

Is it just me or has every episode after the pilot been kinda shit

The Cherub one was OK, I suppose

>>150737640
It's because they don't know what to do with character

>>150737399
>>150737498
>>150737570
>>150737640
>>150737684
Not sure if esl, retarded or underage

>>150737616
He doesn't.

>>150737701
this is my fourth language actually, btw one of those posts is not mine

>>150737167
post the edit where he has afro and mustache

>>150737768
dont have that one, im afraid
i do have the genderbent one, though

>>150737749
He'll learn to.

>>150737859
Nah.

>>150727197 (OP)
That's common knowledge

Make them all women that fuck human men

>>150737915
kek

>>150738019
this but only black men

>>150738111
this but men of every race

>150738111
cringe
>>150738114
based

>>150738019
You're first in line, bucko
>>150738111
>>150738114
These two are next in line

>>150737792
You know Loono is exactly the type of person to do picrel but with human women

>>150738215
I don't want to have sex with Loona, I want to watch a black guy do it. wtf

>>150738215
>buckbroken furfag

>>150738308
>I don't want to have sex with Loona
Good cause you're both fucking human men

>>150738318
tbf that's fucking yujiro he'd buckbreak anyone

>>150738215
Vortex would NEVER say that
https://files.catbox.moe/me2yai.png

>>150738404
She's too busy fucking Bee.

Oh its the baiting pajeet episode again

>>150738404
Well duh Vortex is way too busy getting buckbroken to comment

>>150738415
He looks like he'd sing you some love songs with that guitar before giving you the craziest blowjob of your life.

King Bee's cum probably tastes just like honey and would probably get you high.

Stella when she meets Anon but he only wants her daughter.

>>150738707
>the sign edit
Fuckin kino.

>>150738707
>Leave Stella to me

>Stella this
>Stella that
But could you pal around with Andre?

>>150739009
Why should I? What's in it for me!?

>>150739009
that cold hearted bastard would be impossible to befriend, he would either see you as beneath him or as a tool/pawn
at least his female version is hot

>>150738707
What is this from?

>>150739092
its an edited version of stolas from the new redone pilot

>>150738707
>>150739113
To whoever edited that screenshot:
You're based.

>>150738128
practically a magic ward at this point

>>150739208
>practically a magic ward at this point
explain

>>150739027
your bargaining posture is highly dubious

>>150739186
Was me, the same guy that did this one:
>>150737412
And yes, she loves human men.

>>150739253
I can't get into this type of shit man, it looks like she's banging Slenderman

>>150739469

sorry to hear that, I personally prefer it that way.... Also, I have been making so many generic human, I forgot to make a human face.

>>150739563
At least give the man ears, don't just make him a human thumb.

>>150739625
the whole point of HMOFAggotry is self insert. That's why all the human guys look like slenderman but soulless. Don't expect creativity or interesting ideas from these kinds of people. They are base animals that live solely for the act of masturbating

>>150739652
i have never, nor will i ever, masturbate to furry porn, even if the male is human
i only like anthro girls emotionally

>>150739652
Keep seething newfaggot

>>150739652
I like hmofa stuff, I just don't like how they sperg out at anything that isn't their specific brand of self inserting sometimes. There is some excellent hmofa stuff out there, I love the fanfics that are being worked on and would never want to throw any shade at them but I also have to say if there was one good thing about Nymo it's that we finally got something with a more interesting design than a store mannequin.
>>150739786
Snootgame was what, 2019? You're the newfaggot my dude.

>>150739770
Why do you assume any and all alternatives to hmofa mannequin shit MUST be furry? You can just give the guy an actual design and make him an actual character beyond a generic slenderman that's also le literally me.

Save the spergery for another day and post Stella.
Or don't. I'm not your dad.

>150739811
>bait post

>>150739903
I'd rather post her alternate universe sister

>>150739922
That is also acceptable.

>>150738707
>>150739092
I did the original draw over of Stella. But whoever did the sign edit did an insanely impressive job of it. Actually, indistinguishable from the rest of the background.

>>150732761
It's interesting.
>>150734541
Yes.
>>150738707
You sir are an absolute gentleman, God bless you.
>>150739009
Why about Roxanne the Demon Mother?
>>150739469
>>150739563
>>150739625
I think the slender human works best for "Anon" not good for a standard human man in general.
It's not bad per say, works best for one character.

>>150739811
>he thinks that's from snootgame
oh i am laffin

>>150739940
When you get the chance, have the sign say Moxxie.
>>150739922
I adore my Goetian women, but when it comes to the sex swap AU, Strika is my gal. Paimom is the runner up.

>>150739903
We're all spergs here, anon.
>>150739908
>no argument
This is the kind of sperging I'm talking about, you sound so incredibly insecure right now.
>>150739957
Like I said I like hmofa I'm mostly just burned out on the concept and I think its gay that anything that isn't hmofa gets stomped out especially when its bland as fuck outside of the gems writefags have been pumping out.
>>150739961
Anon, come on. I know you're retarded but you have to know I'm talking about the phenomena of pairing up "Anon" with furry characters which was popularized by Snootgame. I'm not talking about the existence of Anon itself.

>>150740040
actually it was popularized by horse show which might actually be worse tbdesu

>>150740040
The reason why Anon is even used is because most of the content was derived from 4chan you retard. Nobody is insecure except you.

>>150740040
>someone posts image of anon
>you reply to it with snootgame
>noo I was talking about something completely different!!!

>>150740040
You're actually a stupid new faggot, stop pretending that you know anything

>>150740040
>We're all spergs here
Some moreso than others, it seems.

>>150740040
>Like I said I like hmofa I'm mostly just burned out on the concept and I think its gay that anything that isn't hmofa gets stomped out especially when its bland as fuck outside of the gems writefags have been pumping out.
Literally just fuck off to a furfag website then

>>150740059
You're the one that assumed any other opinion outside your bubble must be bait.
>>150740061
The discussion was about hmofa so that's what we were discussing, quit being a sperg.
>>150740070
>>150740086
You're proving my point by getting this assblasted about it lmfao

Dunno what is happening, so I'll just post my wife.

>>150740111
Insecure morons stimming, the usual

>>150740111
Checked and same, idc for the drama

>>150740101
>You're the one that assumed any other opinion outside your bubble must be bait.
Because saying Anon is from Snootgame is so fucking stupid it may as well be bait, if not you're just a newfag.

>>150740123
It's a good thing I didn't say that then.

>>150740101
>quit being a sperg

>150740139
You brought up Snootgame retard, no more (You)s from me

>>150740040
>like I said I like hmofa I'm mostly just burned out on the concept
I enjoy hmofa and done plenty of (You) greens even non-(You) greens and they're always fun to do, then again I find doing greens to be fun in general.
>I think its gay that anything that isn't hmofa gets stomped out
Stomped out by what, exactly?

>>150740121
All I said was that I thought hmofa was a little tired, I wasn't expecting to kick the autism hive this hard.
>>150740154
Yeah in regards to hmofa, do you seriously lack reading comprehension that badly?
>No more (you)s
Make it no more posts and you have a deal, you're tilting at windmills.

>>150740111
Checked, I enjoy that lil goofball
Maybe I'm being too nice and trying to get a decent conversation out of him

>>150739940
Nice edit my man, thx, It didn't take too much time, but it was interesting to imitate the style of the ballons.

May I post this to my twitter? (Of course gonna put that I didn't do the stella, and say I only changed the sign)

>>150740010
Sorry, but I personally loathe moxxie, so at the very least it won't come from me.

But as a sign of good faith, have the "Blank" one.

>>150740177
hmofa is a niche fetish, you come to the website where it is the most popular and complain about it of course people are going to tell you to leave because you can get content that isn't hmofa from anywhere else

>>150739786
triggered

>>150740218
>Sorry, but I personally loathe moxxie, so at the very least it won't come from me.
Why hate Moxxie, or do you hate how he is/what he became in the show?
>But as a sign of good faith, have the "Blank" one.
Much obliged, that's good enough.

>>150740170
I like the greens, I like the content. I just think the posters tend to be really obnoxious in other threads. I'm not sure there's any point getting into it any more than that given how nuclear some of them went, they'd just derail the thread with more retardation.
>>150740230
I guess? I don't exactly want to expose myself to other... types though.

I see BotF at 21/22 chapters
Does that mean the next one's in progress?

>make one post calling hmofa stupid
>whole thread erupts into seething
very sensitive crowd it appears

>>150740276
>walk into someone's house
>shit on the floor
>wtf why are they mad at me

>>150740276
Hell I tried to be diplomatic.

>>150740285
it really is not that deep. If you equate somebody calling the porn you're into cringe to somebody shitting on your floor, you may need some kind of counseling. respectfully

>>150740276
>>150740290
Samefag

>apprentice anon learns how to time travel
>Against his master's advice, he goes back in time to try and do a good thing for him after learning how he met blitzo
>Said good thing being making sure the two never meet
>Finds kidso and his dad just as they are about to enter the goetia's property
>Pretty much pays the guy 100$ to fuck off, which is twice as much as he would have gotten from paimon
>Just as they leave, he remembers something from shitzo's past he has learned one night when he was drunk and decides to do a good deed by telling the kid to make sure to always keep a fire extinguisher backstage
>As he is patting himself on the back for a job well done, the previously mentioned big bird comes out and sees him
>He has no chance to explain or even to run, as he mistakes anon for the circus freak his underlings hired, grabs him and drags him in to act as his kids birthday entertainment
>Anon is brought face to face with his master, except 20 or so years younger
>Has no choice but to perform, so he does what he knows best
>Pull shit out of his ass that stolas has taught him
>Does some neat magic tricks, makes some illusions, creates a starry night sky with meteor showers and adds in a supernova for a dramatic end
>The young owl is awed at the display
>After the show, anon is trying to slink out and go back to the past when kiddolas stops him
>Anon ends up talking for a bit with the kid and giving him some good advice, before he finally takes his leave and returns to his time
>Little does he know, the owl will remember this day for the rest of his life, the interaction with anon having marked him
>Anon was the only person in his life to show him a modicum of kindness and understanding
>When this "new" stolas sees him, he pretty much acts the same as when he first saw blitzo
>Unfortunately, anon has no homosexual interests
>He will soon realize why messing with time was a bad idea as the owl gets more and more frisky, to the point of becoming outright rapey

>>150740226
Yeah, that's fine to give it a post.

>>150740302
>anon learns about hyperbole

>>150740330
I never heard of hyperbole. Isn't that the white people version of Wakanda?

>>150740310
Adorable pic an a nice green.

>>150740330
I think you need to learn about hyperbole, because
>I purposely exaggerated
isn't helping your case lmao

>>150740357
yeah I think it's where the bass pro shop pyramid comes from

>>150740364
genuinely what do you mean by this, why is hyperbole bad?

>>150740396
Because equating mild criticism to shitting on the floor is retarded and makes you look thin skinned, you gonna call him hitler too?

>>150740419
he'd be right, because I am hitler

>>150740423
Welcome back king

>>150740443
kek

>>150740419
I guess so, it's just a figure of speech though

>>150740302
you're expecting a bunch of selfinsert autists on 4chan to not be unhinged?

>>150740310
>Anon finally comes to the conclusion that this timeline is a hopeless experiment for him
>Stolas doesnt want to cease his advances no matter how much anon tries to dissuade him
>Leaves quietly in the night to go set up the timetravel ritual, only to be caught like a thief by the hedonistic owl
>Upon seeing anon trying to leave, something breaks in his head and he tries to grab the human, but fails
>Anon runs off into the night as the owl turns to his demon form to give chase
>He needs to fix this mess, but he needs time and safety to set up the ritual, things he doesnt have
>He's got nowhere to go, until he realizes something upon seeing a billboard baring a certain imp dressed in clown makeup
>Blitzo took his advice, as it seems his family circus is still alive and well
>Decides this is the time to call in a favor
>After all, he owes it to him for his mother still being alive(not that he'd know that)
>Surely nothing could go wrong

>>150740443

Is he a werewolf? He isn't green and looks pretty human and alive, plus its daytime out so he can't be a vampire.

>>150740310
>>Unfortunately, anon has no homosexual interests
His loss.

>>150740310
>>150740490
... what happened to I.M.P. in this timeline? Did he still adopt Loona and make her a juggler at least?

>>150740546
>what happened to I.M.P. in this timeline?
Moxx either became hell prison bubba' bitch, orrrr it made him a hardened criminal and he ended up going back to his dad with his tail between his legs
Millie remained as a violent drifter, picking fights and killing people, but without a purpose
Loona got out of the pound once she got to 18, after which probably fell in with a gang of hounds, or she just became a crack whore
Anon runs across all of them after shitzo's dad betrays him and tries to sell him out for a reward, with shitzo himself, ironically, being the guy who has his back, feeling a bit indebted to the guy, but also because his life is just plain boring and uneventful as a circus performer

>>150740604
Good lord

>>150740635
Yup, thats the point of the episode
Anon learns that there IS more to the ugly vulgar imp than he had originally thought, that he was a genuinely good influence in a few people's lives and that he was wrong to try and get rrid of him

>>150740677
Getting rid of imp is still a net positive for everyone at large.

>>150740677
It sucks being a Loonafag because while I could tolerate Stolas I could not tolerate Blitzo and despite how I feel about him Loona does love him. But then what's any marriage without shitty inlaws?

>>150740695
It is, but anon isnt a selfless man, so he manages to get back before he stopped blitzo and stolas from meeting and stops himself, undoing everything, because he likes his current comfy life

>>150740773
I predict shenanigans between the past and future anons.

>>150727197 (OP)
I would leave Fem!Blitzo so pregnant she'd be rendered completely immobile

>>150740839
>Impregnating a hot mess who'd end up an even bigger mess because A. Woman and B. Pregnant woman

I would not fuck femBlitzo purely because she would insist on pegging me.

>>150740854
She wants a baby and I'll give her several

>>150738128
KWADHOFB
(Kek what a destroyed his own family bitch)

>>150740865
Anon, you know that's Millie's deal and only because Moxxie's into that.
Fem!Blitzo, like regular Blitzo, would be down for almost anything you might want to do.
As long as she gets an ego/affection boost from it.
Do not ask her to hold hands. She'll be disgusted, amused, sad and then reluctantly accepting of it in a five second span.
>>150740890
Are you gonna pay for that child's education?

>>150740949
Yes, for all of them

>>150740949
Come on man, you know as well as I do she's going to be into some fucked up shit and you're gonna be dragged along for the ride. Bitch has an absurd body count and she'll drop you if she finds you too prudish or if you try to get attached. You're basically fucking Quagmire with a pussy.

>>150740985
Hope you land a six figure job then, anon.
Because it ain't gonna be cheap to raise 'em.
>>150741017
Yeah, she only does the fucked up shit if she *knows* the other party is into it. Or assumes such.
She's not a total freak if you set reasonable boundaries, but I agree that she'll be put off by anything truly intimate.

>>150740834
>I predict shenanigans between the past and future anons.

"Well, off to stop that damn soot rat from messing up with-"
>"Stop right there faggot"
"What the hell? You're me?"
>"Not only am i (you), but i am you froma couple days in the future. I came back here to stop you from stopping that imp"
"Huh? But why, what could possibly go wrong by-"
>"Stolas becomes obsessed with you and wants you to rail him"
"...Oookay then, i better not do that, then"
>Slightly older anon starts to vanish because he has just created a paradox
>"Well, shit, i was wondering how that would work"
"Damn, does it hurt?"
>"Nah, not really, feels like ᵍᵒᶦnᵍ ᵗᵒ ˢˡᵉᵉᵖ-"
>The new anon is now all alone
"Well, that was enlightening, time to go home"

And then he went back and had sex with octavia

>>150741035
I just don't trust that bitch not to jam a finger in my ass, man. Don't forget she's still Blitzo even if she's a she in this timeline.

>>150741039
Everything fucks up from one time travel spell.
>Anon time travels back to stop himself
>While he's talking to himself another version of himself shows up
>"I'm from the further future! What he does is damage free, it's what you're about to do that fucks everything up!"
>Another Anon shows up while the one before is still talking
>"STOP IT WAIT!"
>Anon prime gets pissed
>"For fuck sakes!"
>"What they do works out, it's what you're about to do that causes utter mayhem!"
>Anons keep showing up and shouting to stop
>One Anon shows up with a Loona for some reason
>Another Anon shows up in a banana costume

>>150740498
Rude!

>>150741341
Stolas should be saying he could be stuff too ;)

>>150741454
He knows anon isnt gay and respects his boundaries

>>150741522
He would respect Anon's and Octavia's boundaries and their relationship. He would still flirt with Anon, mainly because he can't help himself but also to annoy his daughter a bit.
>Whenever the three are out, Stolas usually respects their personal space but occasionally attempts to make a move on Anon, he's usually caught by Octavia who grabs Anon tightly.
>When she isn't looking Stolas gives Anon a wink, knowing Octavia can become jealous easily. He'll find any attempt to bring them close, for both his daughter's sake and Anon's sake.
>He'll give tips an advice on dating, but whenever he's ask about his own dating experiences he tends to shy away from that subject, leaving Anon and Octavia confused and concerned.
>At most he would tell them "Don't follow my footsteps, just make your own"

>>150741915
Fuck you, I laughed at this.

>>150741915
Personally I prefer the "They think we're gay but we're not" gag.

>>150741965
>Blitza approaches the conference room
>"Fuck, it's not going in!"
>"It'll fit, quit being a bitch."
>"I'm telling you you should've lubed that thing!"
>"It would've made a mess! Maybe if you sat up a little... Fuck it just stay still, I'm going in."
>"Wait, I'm not rea--"
>there's a loud crash
>"GAH! FUCK, that HURT you prick!"
>Blitza kicks the door open
>"Alright, what the FUCK is going on... here... oh."
>they're assembling the new office chairs
>Loono is laying under a partially assembled and now broken one
>"Blitza, would you tell this asshole to give some warning next time he jabs his tool where it doesn't belong?"
>"You were too fucking tense, of course I fucked it up!"
>Blitza closes the door
You're right that IS pretty funny.

>>150742066
Sometimes the simplest things are the funniest.

If you were to marry octavia, would you have two weddings, one on earth for your family and one in hell, or would you just have one big wedding and invite everyone?
In the case you pick the latter, would you have it on earth and have everyone from her side wear a disguise or do it in hell and reveal her true nature to your folks?

>>150742101
Just wait until Blitza ropes them into fixing the office sink and everyone overhears them snaking the drain.
>Anon steps out of the break room, wiping profuse sweat from his brow
>"This is the last time I clean your fuckin pipes, dude. Shit was nasty, I've never had it squirt on me before."
>"Don't look at me! I practically held your hand the whole time and you STILL messed it up. You can't be that rough."
>"Well whose bright idea was it to stuff all that shit in there? You know you're just compacting all that waste together, right?"
>"Oh fuck off, you do it too!"
>"You're not even using the right hole!"
>M&M both wince
>"The garbage disposal is on the RIGHT, you don't just dump shit in the left. No wonder it was backed up."
>M&M both breathe a sigh of relief

>>150742101
Indeed, sometimes simple is all you need.
>Everyone at I.M.P. including Solas and Octavian thinks Anon and Loono are in a homosexual relationship.
>Apart from Moxanne, who thinks both of them are deeply closeted but don't love one another.
>Anon and Loono arrive later, when they make it into IMP's office, they're caught off guard by a flash of light and shouts of "surprise"
>Blitza hosted a surprise party for the couple. Anon and Loono just stare at everyone. Moxanne sees the look on their faces and puts two and two together.
>"See I told you guys they aren't gay for each other".
>Loono and Anon stare at each other then back at everyone.
>"You thought we were gay, fatass?"
>"So did everyone else, I just knew you two were deeply closeted"
>"We aren't closeted either you fuck!"
>Loono and Moxanne begin to argue as everyone else just stands in awkward silence.
>Anon just leaves, unsure of what to think anymore.

>>150742437
>just devolves into Loono and Moxanne arguing
>Blitza grabs a chunk of the cake with her tongue and eats it while no one is looking

>>150742437
>>150742365
>>150742101
>Everyone in hell is so fucked up in the head and so traumatized by daddy/mommy issues that the mere thought that two dudes could be completely platonic bros doesnt even cross their mind

>>150742311
Probably best to have separate weddings, even if you bring everyone together, that many demons in one church would likely make the burn smell noticeable and one of them would loose their disguise, likely Blitzo.
Separate weddings would also be more manageable. Besides I'm sure Octavia would not only prefer separate weddings but would also deal with the religious ceremony much easier than the rest of her family and friends.

>>150742515
>Blitza is eating the cake
>Octavian is deleting his LoonoxAnon doodles.
>Solas is secretly sexting Agent One
>Miller is eating chunks of the roasted pig.
>>150742548
Truly is hell, normal friendships are abnormal and healthy monogamous heterosexual relationships are uncommon.

>>150742311
>two weddings
IN THIS ECONOMY?

>genderbent episode
>we follow the old hag stolas, hottest owl in hell
>teenage episode
>we follow twink stolas as he constantly stumbles into pussy
>girls out episode
>loona takes octavia and stella topside to get dicked down

>>150742548
>>150742663
>Moxxine goes to Anon after a small spat with Miller
>"How do you and Loono do it, Anon?"
>"Sorry what?"
>"You and Loono bicker all the time. How do you two stay a couple?"
>"Uh... we're not gay, Moxxine."
>"Yeah cause--... wait what?"
>"We're just friends, man."
>"But... but you guys spend all day together, you're always playing video games, you take him to the movies all the time, you're practically inseparable at work and I see his tail wag every time you show up!"
>"Yeah that's called friendship, man. We're buds."
>"... with benefits?"
>"No! The fuck?"
>"I don't get it."

>>150742849

>"Anon I saw Loono blowing you off in the closet last week! How are you two not a couple?"
>"Haven't you ever heard of a brojob?"

>>150742884
>Loono was blowing up pool toys for the office pool party
>he did it in the closet because they didn't invite Blitza and didn't want her to find out

>>150742574
Even if you do have separate ones, i dont think you could convince her dad not to attend both. Also, i wonder if stella would come, but i guess that depends on how good your relationship with her is by that point
One thing i though of, would you try to get any dead relatives you might have to attend?
Not saying your folks are in hell, but would you try to smuggle an invitation into heaven and hope it reaches the right people? I know i would want to invite my grandparents
perhaps you could ask charlie to give you a hand in getting the invitation up top?

>>150742849
"Moxanne, have you had friends that you've just hung out with."
>Moxanne thinks for a minute
>"Well I've hung with one Imp before, he was nice and we've hooked up but that was before I met Miller"
"No, no, Moxanne. I'm mean someone who you have been with for a long time without any romance involved"
>She looks up at Anon "Well there's you"
"Yea, see that's what I'm-"
>"I suggested to Miller a threesome with you, we wanted to try human partner but this was before we thought you and Loono were an item"
"For Christ sake Moxanne"

>(you) share an apartment with your waifu
What's the place gonna look like after a few months? Cluttered? Neat? Decorated with posters?

>>150743064
>Even if you do have separate ones, i dont think you could convince her dad not to attend both. Also, i wonder if stella would come, but i guess that depends on how good your relationship with her is by that point
I don't think Stolas and Stella would be an issue.
>One thing i thought of, would you try to get any dead relatives you might have to attend?
That would be difficult, not sure how my deceased relatives would react to me marrying a demon, especially those who are religious. They might cause as big of an issue if you brought everyone together.

>>150743141
Well, i make sure to clean it thoroughly at least once every 3 weeks, vacuum, wipe the dust, change the sheets etc, i would not compromise on that, i m sure an extra pair of hands would help get things done faster, though
On the other hand, in terms of clutter, i think octavia is the kind to be mostly tidy, but still leave things she uses often just laying around, like her guitar, her books, makeup, braw etc
There would be a lot more feathers around after a while, though

>octavia and anon are having sex for the first time
>very awkward and tender
>female stolas kicks in the door
>YO ARE YOU TWO HAVING SEX?
>octavia is screaming internally and trying to cover herself up
>anon is just lying on his back, shocked
>stolas rips off her bathrobe
>MY TURN
>anon is diamonds
>octavia can only watch as her slut mother rides her boyfriend like a stolen horse

>>150743141
Well, If Stella doesn't have that much of her money left. I believe things would be pretty tidy. If she has spare cash, she'd likely want to upgrade, for more space and extra privacy.

>>150743195
>Then anon realizes something
>Stolas isnt a woman
>He looks at "her" crotch
>Benis
>Oh no

>>150743221
Ahem
Cloaca

>>150743283
Its a yinglet style "cloaca", so its a hole the penis sits in

Welp, got back from a shift at my new job, tired and gonna get some sleep, but if you guys wanna hit me up with a writefag request I’ll see what I can do…

>>150727197 (OP)
>>150727206
FPBP /thread

>>150738707
I was here to smash this bird from the start

>>150727197 (OP)
No, because they would still be terrible characters. Fuck this toxic asshole lizard and the useless retarded owl

>>150740226
Why no one has made her boobs and ass even bigger yet? Come on people, wake up.

>>150743940
Like this?

>>150727197 (OP)
No, just add the Bible Black cult as the main antagonist and central part of the main plot, and that's it. The cartoon is saved.

>>150743944
Bigger

>>150727197 (OP)
Straight stolas?

>>150743940
Learn English first.

>>150728261
Hypothetically if I were straight I guess I'd let him down gently but would also try to use him to fuck hot goth chicks (I'd manipulate him by telling him that I'd be willing to run a train on somma them with him but no homo)

In reality tho I'm not straight. Am bi. (actually desperate & willing to fuck anything even remotely feminine lol)
So I'd fuck him in his pink femboy goth wolfie butthole & then still use him to hookup with cute goth chicks!! >:D
(I'd let 'im get homo wiff me dough...as long he doesn't scare away the babes)

>>150737915
Let’s goooo!! Giorgio Moroder Anon!

>>150737997
Purest form of love

>>150727197 (OP)
Well neither of them are women and never will be women, so be mad and die suffocating on your own diaper shit stink! :D

>150744813
What kind of autistic projection is that?

>>150733701
if she had a nice curvy body & puffy Y shaped wolf pussy cookie (& a stanky wolf butthole to sniff *blushes*)

>>150733701
>>150745068
butt seriously, if she had even a remotely feminine body & a sexy personality (horny & didn't immediately want to kill me)
I 100% would. I'm a monster fucker bro don't try me.

>>150733783
You'd immediately strip & impregnate her cookie. C'mon Anon....

>>150733914
Proof?

>>150736797
>deeply huffs your butthole

>>150744170
based

There goes Stolas Goetia.
The biggest ASS who ever lived. What a douche.

>>150743195
Holy fucking kek.

I am genuinely infatuated with Octavia and it’s getting to the point she’s taken over my life.

>>150745920
Same here ngl

>>150745920
>The year is 2040. Octavia is in the equivalent of her mid twenties.
>Full power, full use of the book, and all the riches there in.
>Her father has quietly retired to live the gay life.
>Her mother stops by now and then if only to keep herself in Octavia's good graces.
>Seeing as she resides in the ring of pride, like other Goetia, she has access to the sinners there interred.
>Thus, she has the opportunity to grab someone as a personal servant. Not a slave, mind you. Someone to accompany her, fetch her things, carry those things, etc.
>She places an ad on Voxes network, showing her somewhat awkwardly asking for anyone who would like to be her personal assistant to send a resume to this mailbox.
>Its not a great ad, she's trying her best, and to keep viewer retention vox has two succubitches on either side twerking, much to Octavia's displeasure.
>Seeing this as a chance for better things, this mailbox is flooded to the brim with "resumes".
>Most are just 'gib jobe' type letters, if you can call it that. Things really went to hell as soon as the Earth Zoomers came here.
>But one resume caught her eye. An actual one, with a cover page and even references.
>Seeing as how this is the first professional looking one she's seen all week, and she'd rather burn that mailbox as soon as she can, she hires this fella to be her assistant, reaching out on a phone call.
>Anontio Mous, Goetian Assistant.
>Coming to AO3 spring of never-ever.

Has my saving grace gotten abandoned?
It hasnt had an update in weeks

>>150734084
>OH SHI-

>>150746312
Author here. I’ve been going through a slew of depression but will try to get back to it as soon as possible. Life sucks.

>>150746480
:(
( ' ')>$

>>150745920
it might be because we have a genuine drought of cute anthro women in todays cartoons, so we latched on to the first appealing design

>>150733701
>>150734084
fuck it. I've had my heart broken by h*man women too many times at this point
i'm rdy for the weird uncanny valley amalgamation of horror if it gives me 1/14h of the semblance of affection ive had b4

this guys art is pretty kino

>>150747249
What is going on this image???

>>150747367
Visual metaphor for the shitshow their divorce was

>>150745045
Probably Vivziepop being a fujofaggot and a she-pig

Gaynons, would you?

>>150729389
Idk Loona seems like the kinda girl who'd be very flattered that her bf would sill find her attractive as she was a man. Though she would def poke fun at you a lot for it. Probably makes a remark about her wearing a small dick strap on so you could fuck her "bussy".

>>150733186
Even if he doesnt care that much about his status or public image, even he wouldnt be wearing any silly slippers or shoes when going outside. Plus wearing that shit at home if probably for max comfort

>>150733701
I'd hit her with this look, and soon she'll find out who the real demon is (its me, fucking her passionately and probably about to help create some horrific creatures in her womb)

>>150738215
>Anon and Inco encounters be like

>>150739009
If he didnt constantly belittle me for being a human (or sinner depending on the context) I wouldnt mind it. Probably would be fun acting like an aristocratic dipshit with him and Stella. I'd probably make some shit up about being a surviving descendant of the house of House of Bourbon lol

>>150748348
>Acting like a posh, haughty twat with stella and andre and laughing at plebians, imps and brokeass

>>150748348
>>150748521
>Anon gets subjected to Anglofictaion after spending to much time near Goetia.

>>150748203
>Loona leans in real close and whispers
>"Boykisser."
Hopefully this means she'll 'fagbreak' me.

>>150740731

So is it true that loonafags live in constant fear that Vivziepig will either make their waifu a dyke or put her in a gay ass poly relationship with Bee and Tex?

i'm noticing a lot of gay ass bait being laid in this thread

>>150743745
Can you do >>150729389

>>150746480
I hope you feel better anon

>>150733783
>Give me sex
No
>When I say it's time for round 4 this morning you say
>Yes, Loona

>>150749390
>Give me sex
>mfw

>anon becomes stolas apprentice
>he gets closer and closer to octavia throughout the show
>one episode there is a delegation from another noble goetia house visiting
>the young son of the noble comes with it
>he and octavia seem unnaturally close, to anons chagrin
>he starts to become jealous and insecure
>eventually, he ends up challenging the noble to a duel after he learns hes not very good at magic
>he thinks he has it in the bag, then the dude accepts...and immediately sets the terms to a sword duel
>turns out any one can challenge any one else to fighting in goetian society, but the challenged gets to pick the weapon of choice
>anon didnt think this through and thinks about backing out, but then he sees octavia looking at him with her big, bright eyes and he accepts
>the duel is going to be held in 2 weeks and anon is to fight a guy who has been trained in wielding a sword since the day he could hold it
>so, of course he does the only sensible thing he can think off
>runs off to IMP and begs loona and millie to teach him how to hold his own in melee

>>150749754
Watch him turn out to be Octavia's cousin afterwards and that there was never any danger.

>>150749754
>the two accept and they pretty much make his next two weeks a living hell
>they drill him relentlessly, beat on him like a drum and cover him in bruises
>but he learns how to feint, block, parry, dodge, how to mind his footing, how to anticipate his opponent(at least somewhat) and even how to strike as well, when the opportunity appears
>the day of the duel comes and anon enters the ring
>the dude practically dances around him, twirling and pirouetting like a balleria, striking at anon at every chance
>he isnt really fighting though, he is playing with him, like a cat toying with its prey
>anon is barely holding his own, its like fighting an elf who has spent millennia learning the craft of the sword, while anon himself is just some human peasant conscripted and handed a glorified butter knife
>eventually, the noble is starting to get bored and offers him to concede, yield and survive
>but anon has one last trick up his sleeve
>he holds his own sword in an upside down stance and moves in closer, he swings it around to get the goetias attention
>then he throws it up into the air, the sword glinting in the sun as it flies, transfixing the noblemans son as he lifts his gaze up at the blade
>then anon decks him in the stomach
>the first thing both millie and loona have thought him
>never fight fair
>the goetia bends over, the wind knocked out of his lungs, and falls to his knees grasping for breath
>anon uses telekinesis to grab his sword that has fallen on the ground and returns the question
”What about you, do YOU yield?”

>>150749960
>then a shrill sound can be herd as the referee blows into his whistle and comes to end the fight
>and promtly disqualifies anon
>he thinks it was because of the punch, but no
>he wasnt allowed ANY magic, and this includes using telekinesis to grab his sword, even if his opponent was on the ground
>octavia rushes over to the noble and...
>”Are you okay, cousin?”
>cousin?
>turns out they were actually related and thats why they were such good pals
>anon feels like a complete and utter tool
>but then the cousin gets up, takes one look at anon, and says that octavia sure knows how to pick em
>they end up becoming friends after the fact

>>150749948
you saw right through me, anon

>>150750002
Lmao I knew it

>>150750019
bit too cliche?
although it would be a cool subversion if the reason the nobles visited stolas was with the intention to wed the two, you know how inbreeding is for these royal types
of course they came back empty handed, to the relief of the kids, no way stolas would agree to that

>>150727223
>>150727925
>>150728261
>>150728379
>>150728436
I'd let him suck my dick and then let him pressure me into fucking him in the ass

>>150750233
I knew you'd come crawling back

Yeah this is it, full mask off, we've already gotten some fan service of her already in the show but now having loona tits and ass in season 3 season 4 and after the show merger is basically a done deal now. Viv has only ever hinted at us wanting to bang Loona and now it's just full throttle. It's about time.
Sex with Loona.

>>150727958
This

>>150750233
>>150750296
>>150750313
>>150750327
>>150750111
What'd I tell you? You're like a teenage girl, you cried that those other boards are so much better but here you are crawling back

>>150750327
you'll get loona getting blacked in full uncensored hd and like it

I think I get where the threads here vs /trash/ ones conflict comes from now

>>150740490
All Anon had to do was fuck some Owl Bussy. Fuck man, if I had a femboy demon prince who wanted my dick I wouldn't hesitate for even a single second.

Bro shoulda just accepted it & took some magic potion that makes him bi

>>150740731
imagine like immediately pulling her pants down & sniffing her asshole
I wonder how it'd smell?? uhhh asking for a friend lol

>>150751025
Confucius say, those willing to climb pole already rest at the top while those that don't like climbing pole are content at the bottom, especially when pole is smelly and carries diseases

>>150740731
Why won't viv give us this if she is willing to show loona shaking her ass at the camera and is willing to sell lingerie shed wear while name dropping her directly?

>>150750456
He had to give head to cops at gun point after friendzoning her

>>150751025
>All Anon had to do was fuck some Owl Bussy
you gotta keep in mind that anon got into this whole mess for his sake, he genuinely wanted to help the owl man out by getting rid of a clearly bad influence on his life
for all we know, depending on how young he is, anon could see stolas as a father figure of sorts, so the guy trying to fuck him would be profusely uncomfortable
also, hes not gay

>>150741105
You're telling me that you *don't* want fem Blitzo's fingers & tongue inside or your asshole???
Imp tongue prostate massage!!?

SAD!

>>150751194
Bitch I ain't Moxxie.

>[RECORD SCRATCH]
>Yup, thats me
>you are probably wondering how i ended up in this situation

>>150750360
There are occasionally some good greens, fanfics, and drawfags in these threads, despite the fact that they are mostly complete garbage full of autistic retards.

>>150750458
/co/ might be garbage, but /trash/ and /hhg/ are toxic waste in comparison. There is occasionally quality content on /hhg/, but it is overshadowed by the constant shitposting, hornyposting, and meaningless drama.

>>150750456
You mean Tex being the peanut butter queen?

What if they shaved Loona

how well would octavia get along with the rest of the digital circus cast?

>>150752384
... did caine turn into octavia?

>>150752406
no, thats just how she looks

>>150752422
for some reason the censor symbol threw me

Beelzebub should have more screen time.

>>150753036
Beelzebub should teach me how to make jumbalaya.

>>150741965
>Emberlynn starts following Anon and Loono around assuming they're a gay couple
>mostly uninvited
>Loono and Anon's faces when she jams her phone in their face and shows them all the yaoi fanfics she wrote of them
>"If you'd like you could... reenact them?"
>Anon and Loono's faces are starting to turn green
>Anon pukes
>several months later Loono finds an indie cartoon pilot on sintube titled "Helluva Houndslut"
>he decides not to show Anon this

>No new BotF chapters
>No updates on my saving grace
>No more HIL for at least a few weeks
Bros, this fic drought is starting to take its toll on me
Are there any other human/anon in vivzieverse stories out there?

>>150753401
write some of your own

>>150753401
This >>150753411
Or go outside and exercise or some shit.

>>150753401
A few weeks is really not that long at all dude, better to not pressure them if you want quality.

>>150753411
Why would i?
If i wanted to come up with my own story i would simply imagine it and play it out in my head
I want to read stuff other people have come up with

>>150727506
Revert Stolas back to how he was in the pilot: A ridiculously perverted royal that just wants to fuck Blitzo in exchange for letting him use the book. No gay romance drama, but instead a kind of "pepe le pew" type of silly, humorous shenanigans.

>>150746480
I'll pray you get better, Anon
>>150751111
Checked
>>150753106
>
>>150753401
I can't promise when I'll write a green as most just come to me and I don't want to take suggestions. last time I did a green like that, it was rather poorly done.

I'd write greentexts but I'm considerably lazy.

>anon is at IMP
>They are having a meeting and stolas sent him there to attend in his stead due to whatever very important royal business he might have
>He is listening to that bald bastard yap on and on, then he has a revelation
>He looks at shitzo's family portrait
>Then he turns around and looks at M&M
>"Hey asshole, im talking here, arent you supposed to be paying attention for birdtits or something?
"I just realized something"
>"Oh, this is gonna be good, the monkey boy has something to say"
"You guys...dont have noses"
>>"Excuse me anon, could you repeat tha-"
"Or chins, for that matter"
>"Wow, big fucking observation, with your observation skills i am surprised birdpuss didn't just get a fucking parrot or something instead. Got any more amazing insight?"
"You guys are a whole race of mouth breathers"

Stolas has to be the first fictional character I find too repulsive as a person to be physically attracted to. Vivzieblob humanized him in the literal worst possible way, which is almost impressive.

Verosika is real
https://youtu.be/CMIbI2RKJPw?si=GzX4RapGlx7NO_Oj

>>150754208
I prefer real octavia

>>150754208
Verosika is supreme. Also they hide my comments ever since i made one mean one when i post.

Good thing I have an alternative channel, HAAAA.

>>150754250
Why are her eyes bloodshot?

>>150754306
Octavia has pink eyes, rememeber?

>>150753401
>BOTF
>Blogppsting

Currently working a job that requires long hours, lots of paperwork, and insane amounts of physical exercise. Also stuck in a motel with atrocious wifi.
Planning to write like a madman from next tuesday to monday cause I'll be stuck in a shack with good wifi.

>>150754337
Yeah but it's funny to have that in her human form
>"Anon why does everyone think I'm blitzed out of my mind?"

Guys, i just had the craziest idea
>Xcom-like game where you play as the DHORKs and fight against invading hellspawn, starting with imps and hellhounds all the way up to taking on the goetias
>You start off with basic human tech, but as the game goes on you evolve your arsenal using hell/heaven magics
>Some soldiers are chosen to undergo experimental rituals to make them more powerful by mutating them or twisting them magically or to replace their libs with superior mechanical ones based off of the hellspawn's designs

>>150754610
Please let me become a mecha and rocket punch some scumfuck demon, id love that. Take my vocal chords i dont need them.

>>150753785
What are the ideas or the general gist you have for them? At least if you're willing to share the ones you believe you won't ever write.

>>150733701
>when you first meet loona shes horrifying to look at
>more monster than wolf
>you manage to look past that and become friends despite you being human
>shes got a shit personality. shes grumpy and angry most of the time
>but the more you interact with her the more tollerable she gets
>you start to notice some physical changes as well
>her hair is less of a mess, ears are sticking up straighter and her fur seems a little lighter
>eventually after several years the changes seem to stop and now shes very pretty, her hair is as neat as a brush, ears are fluffy and she has a nice scent
>her personality is almost 180 of when you met her
>maybe roald dahl was onto something in regards to aditudes showing up on peoples faces

I still think one of the shorts should have been a target getting abducted by a flying saucer and it never getting explained or acknowledged ever again

>>150755785
I swear I've seen something like that somewhere. I can't remember if it was on TV or a video game.

>>150755194
By this logic most demons would still look like shit and blitzo would be horrifying.

Also even if she became nice she's a serial murderer and killer, how would that show up on her face?

>>150755919
>blitzo would be horrifying.
More like horrifyingly ugly

>>150756066
I can see why you mount the horns on walls, I want a trophy of these abominations when I kill them.

>>150756066
Nah, this a neat concept, but sadly viv already debunk her with her typical viv thing.

Why? Because all the times they got found out, nobody screams in panic and horror due to how fucking horrifying or ugly they are.

Loona was the exception, because viv thought it would be "funny"

>>150756091
>I want a trophy of these abominations when I kill them.

>Put moxxie's head on the wall and use his horns as a support to hold his gun
>Taxidermy millie and have her pose with the axe
>Turn loona into a nice, comfy rug
>Chop off shitzo's horns and mount them on a wooden support then throw the rest of him into the garbage

>>150756159
>stuff Octavia's head and put it above the fireplace

>>150756251
You mean stolas' head
Although there is definitely some "stuffing" that i will be doing to octavia, too

>>150756278
Nope, her head gets mounted on the fireplace next to Stolas and Stella's heads on a single plaque posed like they're kissing.

>>150756376
Do I dare to ask what that is about?

>>150747094
god I wanna kiss Stella

>>150756399
How I Learned to Love Hellhounds, one of the recent chapters had Anon and Loona bust a bunch of dudes killing and stuffing hellborn.

>>150756420
How could you not want to?

>>150756432
Ah, I see.

>>150756159
Im reminded of the bad end of Munchs Oddysee where one of the protagonists full on gets their head stuffed and mounted on a wall.

Anal sex with Loono

>>150746746
>h*man

Why the censorship?

>>150740370
i'm glad the white pharaoh caught on as a meme, it makes me chuckle every time i see it

>>150744811
a boy and his dog

>>150758475
We were kings or some such!

>>150758450
SootSlugs fear human men
>>150758943
Indeed. We were Emperors, Kings and the what-not.

0 build battle royale is the best

>>150756739
That friendship is over thanks to a certain green haired cunt.
Inco should've known better than to date a crystal cafe user.

>>150756739
How often do they have to bail them out of trouble?

>>150761086
As often, if not moreso, as the boys' genderbent versions have to bail out loono and octavian

>>150761806
I find it amusing that if you swap their genders they basically swap archetypes too. Loono and Octavian become the dorky misfit anons and Anon and Inco become the girls they pulled by being autistic.

>>150762048
i mean, nona would be pretty autistic herself and inca is nowhere near the brooding, goth girl with daddy issues that octavia is

>>150762079
I know it's not 1:1 but you know what I mean.

>>150762111
yeah, i get it
loono is a socially awkward loser but with an unmistaken charm while octavian is an edgy, angsty dude with mommy issues

>>150762163
>what Loono sees at 3 am

>>150762592
would femanon call him dork/dweeb or just stick to faggot?

>>150762620
Likely stick to fag, faggot, queer, cocksucker, fuckboy, FurFag, Gooner gal's novel character, etc.
Also, where would Anona/Nona and Inca fall under here?

>>150762708
>nona
i can fix her/be worse together
>inca
she can fix me

why are dinergoths obsessed with gender swapping?

>>150762745
its fun

>>150762745
>dinergoth
There's that kid word again.

What is dinergoth?

>>150762800
A poser, presumably.

>>150762745
>Google "dinergoth"
>top few results are this exact thread, the Urban Dictionary entry, and a couple of tweets
>tweets are all from the same account @LadiesOfReddit
>@LadiesOfReddit's display name is Rob
>Urban Dictionary entry created by Robert Mothman
Give it a rest Rob.
>>150762800
Some meme word a reddit schizo's trying to force.

>>150762800
Another label invented by obsessed internet autists who need everyone and everything neatly packed in a box so they know how to react ahead of time

>>150762814
https://youtu.be/5zDrM9oP924

>>150762708
>Fuckboy
>If you can't get laid your an incel
>If you can get laid your a fuckboy
Can't win with women

>>150762730
>she can fix me
I'd love to pull me a Nona but damn if Octavian doesn't strike gold in this scenario. A girl like Inca would be one in a life time.

>>150762852
They definitely roast each other with banter before fucking each other's brains out. It's the foundation of any good relationship.

>>150762853
i mean, assuming its E4 inca, she is exactly what he needs to get over his mommy issues and get on with his life
i would actually imagine solas to be excited about her little baby boy having found himself a gf, then slowly devolve into jealousy and insecurity as he spends less and less time with her, stops caring as much about her lesbian relationship and becomes independent
he goes from bitterness and sorta hating/loving his mom to just being apathetic towards her, focusing all of his energy on inca and his new friends that she would undoubtedly encourage him to make

>>150762852
>>150762891
>Loono and Anona are bored at the office, so they pass the time by roasting each other.
>Sitting across from them is Moxanne reading a soldier of fortune magazine.
>Though the jokes are distracting, they are funny even to Moxanne, she's just glad she's not at the butt end of a joke for once.
>As time goes on the jokes become obnoxious and a bit heated, Moxanne is starting to get annoyed by them.
>"Can you two keep it down, I'm trying to read my magazine and focus on this Rhodesian soldier's war story."
>Anona and Loono turn to Moxanne.
>"Quiet Fatass, I'm trying to prove this incel/fuckboy wrong!" They go back to their quasi-argument/roast
>Moxanne goes back to her magazine and tries to read, she's been on the same dang page for twenty minutes
>Eventually the two stop arguing and leave the room. Moxanne mutters to herself "About damn time"
>Just as she is about to read the war story she hears a new noise, this one is more muffled and rough.
>Moxanne looks around in search of the sound, it's only getting louder and more rhythmic.
>She locates the source of the sound, the closet.
>"You've got to be shitting me, they're fucking in the closet."
>Moxanne slams her head on the table and covers her ears in an effort to drown out the sound.
>It last for almost an hour before Loono and Anona exit the closet
>Moxanne grimaces at them, mainly at Anona.
>Anona has this shit eating grin across her face then looks at Loono.
>" I told you, I'd prove you wrong, Incel~"
>Loono covers his blushing face with his tail "S-shut up"

Do you think there are convergent zones that randomly pop-up in the different rings? Like ones that fuse/mesh different sins together?

>>150763559
Kek

>>150728050
Large Language Model

>>150763559
>>"You've got to be shitting me, they're fucking in the closet."
>moxx
>judging anyone when she and her man get it on whenever and wherever they feel like it

https://youtu.be/G1C1MFv7CKU
Gravity fully animated.

>>150727395
the bojack horseman problem.
in that story, wealth let the MC escape the true consequences of his actions
the writer I hear is irreligious which explains a lot of why it fails

>>150763559
anona the knot lover

>>150764410
>the writer I hear is irreligious
the writers are a fat latina and an obnoxious faggot

>>150764518
Why's she so thin bros?
>captcha: S0RRY

>>150765214
she is the daughter of a twink from a species notorious for their lankiness
of course she is going to be lithe and tall

>>150763823
Are you asking if there a possibility that an Imp or a "sinner demon" could be combined with two sins instead of being confined to one sin?
>>150764410
Well with HH, it's trying to tell a religious story whilst trying to be secular or at worst generically anti-theist and it falls flat. The songs are the only things keeping this show afloat.
HB is trying to tell a love/class story with terrible/inconsistent writing and God awful humor. In terms which had bigger potential, HB did as it wasn't tied to anything religious and was going to tell it's own story. We all know how that is going, but this has been repeated too many times.
>>150764518
The TLDR of it and it doesn't look like they want to improve on their faults.

>>150765214
She does take care after her mother in some ways, even has Stella's nice smile.

I don't think Epic is going to put an outfit with a pentagram on it in Fortnite, zoomerbro

>>150765353
>I don't think Epic is going to put an outfit with a pentagram on it in Fortnite, zoomerbro

>>150765353
I wonder how Icey_starr is doing, hope he's doing okay.

>>150765447
I will not forgive the fleshlight shill for driving Icey off of /co/. What a fucking faggot.

>>150765473
To be fair it's probably better if he stays away from this place, it was nice having him around but this site sucks away your soul

>>150765260
Kind of, I was thinking of sin categorisation and what happens when a particular action doesn't fall strictly within one category. Does Hell have nominated 'neutral zones' for territories that allow such things for the inhabitants/sinner population?
Clearly no for the former when it comes to travel between rings.
But for sinners or for those who want a space for mixed demonic heritage perhaps?
I'm probably overthinking the details.

>>150765473
AI can already replicate his style so oh well

>>150765531
>baiting

>150765531
Come on, at least troll with some effort

>>150765497
>I'm probably overthinking the details.
Maybe, I think we might be on the same page here though. A sinner, Imp, even lower hellborn could have a primary sin they fall under but they'd have secondary sin they have, sure everyone does one of each sin in their lifetime.
Just everyone has that one sin that takes hold of the wheel and another riding shotgun. This could allow them to go into another ring, it functions sort of like a passport.

>>150765564
Can't expect much from trannies. Anyways he was drawing Loona nonstop, he earned a break after delivering so much Loona kino.

>>150765295
>>150765353
i am actually surprised they havent made a collab so far, vivzies shit is pretty popular
does amazon have any beef with epic?
usually, popular new IPs get taken on board fairly quickly, in the latest trailer they even added R.E.P.O.

What if we replaced Hazbin's Lucifer with Helltaker's?

>>150766146
Well, we already have Lucyfer.

>>150766146
then charlie would have mommy issues instead of daddy issues

>>150766170
True but it doesn't quite scratch the crossover autism
>>150766173
Lol

>>150754368
I look forward to it.

what do you think would be their political ideologies?

>>150766387
Do we really want to open that can of worms?
Then again my ADHD riddled ass thought about something like this a couple of times.

>>150739770
>i have never, nor will i ever, masturbate to furry porn

>>150765594
>It functions sort of like a passport
Could be a way to look at it. I was thinking about how sexual sadists or greedy psychopaths would gravitate toward a sort of center point or transitory area based on their sins. Hmm.
That and how an amoral surgeon/organ harvester would fit. Shamed to admit the thought came about because I was thinking of 40kek Haemonculi.

>>150766477
>Do we really want to open that can of worms?
yes
personally, i dont think they are very politically active, but would probably be very liberal if they were humans

>>150766520
I see what you mean, like how an amoral wrathian could meet up with a lustful sadist or a lustful masochist for sexual pleasures, a prideful surgeon could meet some envious individual to require a check up so to speak. Loopholes, zones were the two sins cross paths.
>spoiler
Don't be ashamed, Anon. You're in good company here.
>>150766533
Maybe, but should we go by how the characters are in the show, how they should be if done properly IE Pre-Season 2/Pilot or just straight up shooting the shitposting?
I think it would be more interesting to think on what dominion or branch they'd be apart of if they converted. Though in hindsight that could derail the thread which I want avoid.

So they show off Lute's new villain song knowing full well she'll lose. Vivzie wont let queers ever lose.

>>150766783
>spoiler
i mean, the threads practically finished, so knock yourself out

>>150766804
They are aware it was a fan favorite amongst those who had seen the leaks.

>>150766824
Switch cath and prot skin color, prots are notoriously anglo protestant and most Catholics are brown mexicans

>>150766783
Yeah, kinda like that.
It's almost got me thinking if those types decide to harbour sinners through some sort of backdoor deal with whoever or whatever maintains containment around Pride. Namely so they can 'double-dip' into whatever depravity or illegal work they might want to do.

Also the spoiler was necessary. I know what people think of that IP.

>>150754208
>Only the XL/2XL size is sold out

>>150767712
kek

>>150766387
Octavia's a cynical teenager and Loona rightfully knows the system is fucked. They don't give a shit about politics.

>>150767196
If they want, they could smuggle said sinners out of Pride and into other rings of hell. I think greed would be the worst sin to smuggle them to, as greed is the worst sin out of the seven as it can never satiated compared to the other sins.
Which is why I can see Mammon secretly funding this underground smuggling operation.
Lust would be the other one that most sinners would be smuggled to. Asmodeus would likely fund the smuggling operations just not to the extent as Mammon.
Bee would be the only one to actually try to trample it out, due to her hatred of humans(Because Solomon). Which would cause her to have major issues with Mammon and Asmodeus funding it but have no way to stop it on their turf.
>Also the spoiler was necessary. I know what people think of that IP
I know why you spoiled it but don't be ashamed about it.

I wonder how fluffy these owls must be

>>150768494
Quite Fluffy.

>>150768917
I wonder, would fem blitzo would turn stolas straight or turn him off to blitzo altogether?

>>150769045
Are you implying both Blitzos exist in one timeline or...?

>>150769045
Likely the latter, if were being blunt. He's an Owl addicted to the disease of the queer.

>>150767915
Good point on the conflict between Mammon and Beelz. Though I'm not so sure about the inclusion of Solomon. It's good, but I'd figure that the sapping of souls from one territory or business to another puts a dent in a Sin's (or Overlord's) operations and magical power.