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>>150731562
Ye

>>150731642
That's not how P90s work Dragotta

>>150731648
So Bruce does have some Venom in him then

>>150731648
Uh oh

>>150731648
OH SHIT HES GOING MTN DEW MODE

>>150731648
He's going bats!

>>150731642
>latina in a catsuit with a P90
that's hot

>>150731673
This is a strange place to put that much dialogue

>>150731682
For fucks sake

>>150731682
NO! IT'S THE MIGHT BE MAN MIGHT NOT BE MAN

>>150731682
>Harley quinn is elliot page
Bold Snyder

>>150731598
>>150731607
>>150731616
Waste of three pages.

>>150731694
Man is just tired of being Bane

>>150731694
Interesting characterisation for Bane but it seems like a rather Naive Dream for him

>>150731558 (OP)
From the thumbnail I thought she had a gut. I was about to pick up Absolute Batman because I thought they made the cat chubby.
Damn.

>>150731668
No shit man , mountain dew being the most caffeinated soda drinks

And that's it. If you liked this, support your LCS or whatever.

I feel like this bane arc has been going on forever now

>>150731738
>>150731750
Feels like theirs something missing here between the last and the first panel of these pages

>>150731754
It's just been 13 issues

Ngl I wish it was drawn a little better. Something just doesn't come together in the art

>>150731598
Anybody ever notice how its always the girls who end up on top towards the end of romance scenes?

>>150731754
That was how I felt with black mask but it ended up worth it. So I'll wait and see for now

>>150731682
The ABSOLUTE STATE OF ABSOULTE DC

CANCEL THIS SHIT NOW

>>150731598
>>150731607
>>150731616
>Having sex
Immersion broken

>>150731750
Scott Snyder Presents : Absolute Bathound - KILLER CROC

>>150731812
I say we retcon harley quinn out of existence so poison ivy can be used as a villian again

>>150731569
Penultimate issue guys. It's been a long ride folks

So Snyder confirmed we'll have an absolute Robin
Predictions on the twist?

>>150731807 Selina would die if absolute Bats mounted her. Speaking of mountin',

>>150731747
That shit is intense if you drink enough of it

>>150731682
Oh my. Now I'm looking forward to Absolute Joker even more.

>>150731682
She's going to get raped by the Joker, isn't she?

>>150731880
Apparently, Dick will have a big role to play in the next arc.
>>150731945
Joker has always corrupted Harley. We'll just get to see Darkseid's twist on it.

No matter what universe it is I just couldn't careless about Batman's relationships with women or Catwoman.

>>150731880
Martha Wayne

>>150731945
Harley was already raped by the looks of it, she literally looks like your rape victim turned butch bald lesbian out of trauma.

>>150731607
He really is just bat bane

>>150731682
Thank god. I was afraid Martha was going to become absharley

>>150731682
With how HQ's character design was changing over the years this is her logical conclusion

>>150732094
Where did that theory even come from

>>150731911
Lol

>>150731880
Robin is gonna be Joker's sidekick like how Harley is Bat's

>>150731880
Turns out to be a random niece/nephew of Falcone

Absolute Cringe

Absolute kino

>>150731984
You telling me that darkseid made the raped bit-joker into the rapist ?
Truly this universe has no hope.
ABSOLUETELY OVER

Hope he retains the venom abilities but I imagine it'll just be used up and exit his system after fighting Bane AF

>>150731975
Catwoman is good for Bruce
She helps him heal the damage he has
Bruce is better person because he has Catwoman by his side

>>150731969
>Joker has always corrupted Harley

So monster Harley next?

>>150732138
Yeah, she literally looks like a child rape victim off a shithole tv baptist church from the 80's

>>150731616
>>150731607
They remind me of that comic with the skinhead and the black girl

>>150731682
This Harley is kind of hot desu. Never liked any of her other designs but this one awakened something in me.

>>150732162
Bane punches her into a motorcycle

>>150732153
I still never cared, I rather Batman never cover any relationship shit.

>>150732227
kek

>>150731911
Kek

>>150732100
Everyone around Bruce getting fucked feels like they are saving Martha for something

>>150732218
>This Harley is kind of hot desu.

You like emaciated cancer patients?

>>150731587
>GIWTWM

>>150731648
He's YIIKing out

So is Batman going to need Croc AND Venom to take down Bane? Also, do you think Bruce will kill him, and if not, what happens to Bane after he's beaten?

>>150731682
Nigga's bald

>>150732377
Bane is going to kill himself at the last second DKR style

>>150731750
I hope Croc won't die in his fight with Bane or become another henchmen for Joker

>>150732377
I think either Batman will put Bane into coma or Joker himself will kill him

>>150731682
>this Harley design

>>150731704
>that anime-esque one eyed glint
Yeah Snyder's kids definitely have input in this or something, too many zoomer-isms

>>150732377
The fight will definitely cause Banes venom to get fucked up and gets turned into the abomination image we saw in part 1 of this arc

>>150732416
>Bane realizes Batman can't stop him and holds his life within his hands
>Get's depressed that he will never be able to escape thr cycle of violence and be with his family
>Thinks back to his father and how even in suffering he was able to bond with those he loved
>Throws the fight and allows Batman to kill him
>Batman only realizes this after Pennyworth tells him that there was no way Bane wouldn't have been able to see his lethal blow and stop it
I can see it happening

>>150731682
I fucking hate how they refuse to return Harley to her roots of being Joker's insane sidekick. They are always trying to distance her away from the harlequin anesthetic into some ugly punk style hero. In Absolute I wanted to see her as a monster that works for Joker.

>>150732472
>Snyder's kids definitely have input in this
Bragging rights desu

>>150732472
tbf Synders' kids seem to have some decent taste in Manga, so it's not completely awful

>>150731682
Ew

>>150731558 (OP)
absolute variant covers, brace yourselves, this book keeps delivering

19 variant covers
Absolute Batman #13 Cover B Stanley 'Artgerm' Lau Variant
Absolute Batman #13 Cover C Jenny Frison Variant
Absolute Batman #13 Cover D David Nakayama Variant
Absolute Batman #13 Cover F Stanley 'Artgerm' Lau Foil Virgin Variant
Absolute Batman #13 Cover G Blank Variant
Absolute Batman #13 Cover H 1:25 Nick Dragotta Minimal Trade Dress Variant
Absolute Batman #13 Cover I 1:50 Nick Dragotta Virgin Variant
Absolute Batman #13 ComicSketchArt NYCC 2025 Godtail Variant
Absolute Batman #13 ComicSketchArt NYCC 2025 Rachta Lin Variant
Absolute Batman #13 ComicSketchArt NYCC 2025 Rose Besch Variant
Absolute Batman #13 Comics Elite / Comic Traders / 616 Comics Ivan Talavera Foil Virgin Variant
Absolute Batman #13 Comics Elite / Comic Traders / 616 Comics Ivan Talavera Variant
Absolute Batman #13 Comics Elite / Comic Traders / 616 Comics Ivan Talavera Virgin Variant
Absolute Batman #13 ECGCE Chuma Hill Variant
Absolute Batman #13 East Side Comics NYCC 2025 Takashi Okazaki Variant
Absolute Batman #13 Felix Comic Art Nick Dragotta Variant
Absolute Batman #13 Mark Brooks Webstore NYCC 2025 Variant
Absolute Batman #13 Stanley 'Artgerm' Lau Webstore Spot Foil Virgin Variant
Absolute Batman #13 Third Eye Comics Jim Balent Variant
Absolute Batman #13 Tuxedo Tiger Comics NYCC Santa Fung Variant
Absolute Batman #13 Whatnot Clay Mann Variant
Absolute Batman #13 NYCC 2025 Guillem March Variant
Absolute Batman #13 NYCC 2025 Tyler Kirkham Variant
Absolute Batman #13 NYCC 2025 Tyler Kirkham Virgin Variant

personal favourite.

>>150731880
Solo hero

>>150731880
Croc as Robin instead
The entire Batfamily in this universe should be big swole dudes

The new Robin would be The Creeper.

>>150732498
Anon having a cancer having dyke lesbian next your pic ruins the pic rel
Far as Im concerned keep her away from joker but dont make her a hero

Mouth feels to big.

>>150732585
Absolute creeper ?
Now that could be very interresting

>>150732601
Big mouth for absolute batdong

costume looks gay

Crazy, they had to "redo" those variant.covers because they didn't get the memo that Catwoman in this universe is brown

>Catwhore
>Whoreley Quinn
Shame. I actually enjoyed this book.

>>150732416
>>150732487
And then Absolute Jonkler is revealed to have livestreamed Bruce killing Bane, tainting everyones opinion of Bruce

I want:
Absolute Captain Marvel
Absolute Plastic Man
Absolute The Question

>>150731598
>Bruce is a bottom

looks manara.

>>150732634
entire book is just fuck the retailers with 85 variants. no one knows powers or story or even character models for them. catwoman drawn hot when its clearly a tranny design from first official pictures. most just drew catwoman with small ears and big tits when its completely wrong. joke company just shitting out variants and fake sales numbers.

>>150732345
Don't kinkshame

>Also replying on X, Absolute Batman writer and Absolute showrunner Scott Snyder replied, "Appreciated. Folks at DC did catch this the other day and had let us know all cover colors are already adjusted or are in process of being adjusted… It is actually the skin tone that has been used for her most often, but the flashbacks (where she has been seen) use a faded palette – So that skin tone would read light for present day w no overlay. So just a miscommunication – certainly no artist at fault – all good." So Selina Kyle in Absolute Batman is lighter than she may have appeared in the flashbacks, because of the flashback effect… but not quite that light. Either way, this is how that cover looks now… meeting them in the middle

>Artgerm replied on X, "The official skin color code provided by DC was this. I did eventually darken her a bit more in the final printing files. But I can't deviate too much from the official character design. :)"

>>150732377
Eaten. So Waylon will also have venom

>>150732668
You really thought your favorite hero was just going to escape without being emasculated?

>repulsive whore who spreads her legs in pretty much every cover variant
Yep, that's Catwoman.

This remains the only absolute book worth reading. I'm tired of people shilling martian

>>150732754
>I'm tired of people shilling martian
This but for Wonder Woman

>>150732609
Full mask works so better

>>150732472

Rob Liefeld did the eye thing 30 years ago.

>>150732764
This but for manga

>>150732528

How do we solve the variant cover problem?

>>150732837
I say some of the covers that end up being used for variants should be used for the volunteer covers instead.

>>150732837
We don't, last year I learned that variant covers were original created by DC comics in 1986 due to john byrne's the man steel miniseries.

Variant covers is a comicbook thing. I don't get the hate. But I get the hate against that people who "buy" them.

>>150732807
I agree.

>>150732764
Like most comics the moment someone goes south they'll turn it's back on it. Just like Ultimate Spider-Man

>>150731562
Ok

>>150732900
>But I get the hate against that people who "buy" them.
The real problem is that there's a lot of them when it shouldn't be that many. Like 1 or 2 are fine ya know.

Selina just stopped by for some sex and then left, what the fuck

>>150732940
This. Variant covers themselves aren't an issue, their AMOUNT is an issue. Deadpool/Batman had 40 variant covers, that's almost more covers than the comic had pages. It devolves the whole business into the equivalent of a trading card scam.

>>150733023
She will save the day when Bruce and Croc fail.
And then leave him afterwards for not trusting her or something.

>>150731694
Surprising that the head doctor would ask that question. I assume she wouldn't mentioned it and kept quiet cause she wanted him to continue believing that he would be given a prospering country. Nevertheless, I feel like this will lead to Bane's downfall. Batman continously taunting him that the Joker most likely lying to him, turn the country into a wasteland with it inhabitants dead from experimentation. Probably telling him he still a child following the hopes and promises that others told him.

Either that will cause him to overload on venom and mess up his body, or it would give batman a chance to mess up his delivery system.

>>150731682
Woke slop
>>150731704
They're really rushing to the end of the Bane arc, seemingly for no good reason.

>>150731642
>What are you doing?! They just KIDS!

>>150733097
Damn

>>150731648
He's Hulking out!

>>150733126
To be fair, he put a life jacket on her before punting her like a soccer ball into the ocean. To Bruce, Selina just unloaded on a bunch of people.

>>150732377
Its going to be some kind of horrible asspull. There is no way for Bruce to win right now, even with his strength enhancements and Croc. Venom-amped Bane should one-tap the both of them from what we've seen of base Bane.

>>150733184
I know retard, it's just a joke.

>>150732377
>>150733188
If they're going to make this the Absolute Universe, then they need to commit to the harshness and brutality of this world and make it more grimdark. Absolute GL and Flash are too soft already, while Absolute Batman has been the definition of what this world made by Darkseid should be.

>>150731682
This definitely means Jason is going to be Joker’s sidekick, right?

>>150731682
She's just my type

>>150731694
is this achievable natty?

>>150733341
no u need dat dere celltech

>>150733023
Catwoman is going to come in clutch when Bane beats the shit out of Batman and Killer Croc

>>150732528
My shop sold out of every variant they ordered. Lots of cover A left on the shelf though. kek.

>>150731682
FUUUCK OFF

>>150731647
I’ll forgive it because even if the mag is in the wrong spot, this was a cool shot. Would have made more sense with a TP9 but wouldn’t look as cool.

>>150731807
Anon Selina would fucking die if Absolute Bruce was on top for more than a split second

>>150732377
Absolute Batshit is going to give Bane the backbreaker. Calling it now. He'll smash Bane over his knee, fuck up his venom system, and Bane will wither and die, or turn into an Akira-type blob of fleshy body horror, and then die.

>>150731694
Bats' going to rip that out I guess

>>150732668
Bruce is 6’9, and 421 (so close) pounds
Unless Selina is an actual Kryptonian I’m fairly sure her vagina, along with the rest of her, would split open if Bruce topped for even a second

>>150731738
Que culo

>>150733558
This is cool actually.

>>150733577
>Her vagina would split open
Anon...

>>150731750
Thanks for the storytime Mr. Anon.
See you next month when Bane recreates the ending of Akira after Bruce fucks up his venom system.

>>150731562
Sure is weird to call a woman Kyle

>>150731587
Why is Alfred such a jobber in this universe

>>150731625
Insert obligatory dkr reference

>>150733751
old

>>150731716
Theres so many fucking flashbacks of this supposed fight, I have no idea whats the point of this or where its gonna go but I assume he threw the fight since he had the gym in the first issue

>>150733751
At least he's alive.

>>150733558
Oh my god

>>150732498
Harley should be a monster

>>150731647
It’s cool so he gets a pass

>>150732668
>>150732726
>letting a woman ride you is emasculation
when did that become the case?

>>150733097
Honestly, the idea that the Joker just turned the country into another prison would probably break Bane

>>150734086
Around the same time eating pussy was declared gay
Its a sopranos plot,real wop shit

>>150733751
Cause he is an active field agent while regular alfred is a butler with an elephant gun
Alfred mightve blasted a predator but it was his english safari hunter genes activating

>>150731682
God dammit

>>150731682
lame

>>150731697
I'm pretty sure it's Furiosa inspired. Just feels way too "generic punk" for me. Like even the later takes on Harley often had, if nothing else, distinct designs that still played to the idea of a harlequin like trickster who played dumb but hid a chaotic and threatening individual.

>>150733670
There’s a difference between it opening within reasonable parameters and her pussy and womb along with the rest of her literally being bisected or disintegrated like her hymen by venom empowered Batcock, especially as venom allows for Bruce to basically have total control over his cellular structure enabling him to probably strangle someone with his own genitalia if Snyder decided to snort cocaine one day

Just let him have his venom Powers. The evil justice league is already beyond defeating, superman is a desperate Kid, wonder woman does her think and fucks off, MM is too busy being stoned out of his mind...no one really seems to be able to stand a chance

>>150731682
>I’m sure it’s not that noticeaBAAAAAALLLLDDDD
>BALD
>BALD
>BALD
>BALD

>>150731807
>Afraid of cowgirl
Coward, that's what you are. A COWARD

>>150731587
>big ass high heel smushing him into the ground
hot

>>150733339
BASED jack patrician

>>150731728
>NOOO DON'T USE LE MAGICAL JUICE AGAINST THE GIANT MUSCLE DEMON WHO VIOLATED YOU AND BEAT YOUR FRIENDS TO PULP NOOO

Shes working for joker, isn't she. Is there any Story where catwoman is not a back stabbing cunt???

>>150731682
>sexy catwoman
>unsexy harley
I'll take it over the other way around

Harley should have been a 7 foot hyena woman

>>150731682
I like the design.
Though they really ought to explain why she would call herself 'Harley Quinn' without the connection to the Joker.

>>150731738
> selina's whip is a thong when not in use
gigabased snyder, i fucking kneel

Still loving this book, it’s the best monthly right now for my money. I do wish the format was a bit longer per issue, this arc feels like a lot to wrap up in ~20 pages. I get they want to stick to a monthly schedule but the art is suffering for it even with fill in artists. I’m pretty bummed that Capullo is exclusive to Marvel now, I’d have loved to see him get at least a few of these fill in issues, his style would be great for these designs.. as much as I do love Jock, I’m kinda bummed he’s drawing the “extremely horrific” Joker issue. That’s another gripe about the scheduling is that it robs Dragotta of drawing pivotal issues and characters he design like Freeze. All that aside, this book has me reading monthly again after a near decade hiatus. I read monthlies starting in 2003 with Hush up to the end of Snyders New 52 run, Absolute Batman ranks pretty high up there in my book. Last time I enjoyed Batman this much when when Morrison was in the peak of his epic run.

>>150735225
They did that in telltale before

>>150735145
I mean it is established that like anyone who tried to go full venom like bane just straight up died and they had to use a far smaller amount of venom for Deathstroke and KGBeast
Bane thinks he can handle it tho

>>150731704
>didn't have the final bubble's static form the wide Batman logo
Missed opportunity, letterer.

>>150735145
I mean that shit can’t be good for you.
There’s absolutely a catch

>>150735041
>MM is too busy being stoned out of his mind
John doesn't even smoke weed.

>>150731853
for this story arc right?

>>150735481
Yes. Next month is the last issue of this 6 issue arc. I said it's been a long ride because this arc started in June.

>>150731822
unrelatable

>>150731562
Boop

Yawn. They could have skipped the whole pointless crapwoman appearance until the bane fight. Absolute Evil was more interesting.

>>150735528
Sometimes I really wish that western conics would have the weekly release schedules of manga series.

>>150736133
Absolute George Jetson foreshadowing

This book is ass.

>>150732377
He's going to need Croc, Catwoman, The Red Hoods, AND Venom

>>150734982
you are projecting some kind of weird fetish about the body breaking open, lookup the relationships of tall basketball players and see they are normal and engage in normal sex with their partners.

>>150731750
Pennyworth is going to betray him isn't he?

>>150732377
>what happens to Bane after he's beaten?
STRAIGHT TO JAIL

>>150736160
well, the wife looks the part as well

>>150732580
Amusing that she's white in some variants

Also that helmet is stupid

>>150731682
Somehow I don't think this is going to be a hugely influential Halloween cosplay character design.

>>150732635
This
Dark Patterns finishes next month and then that's it, Batman is officially crap with zero redeeming series

>>150737008
The average percentage of a human body that is genitalia is around .21%.
Bruce is 421 pounds.
Multiply that by .021 and that man is packing a dick that can weigh more than a goddamn newborn baby, hell, it can weigh as much as an actual small dog, at 8.88 pounds.
The average vagina’s depth is around 2.5 inches, and Bruce is shoving something over the average carrying capacity into her. If we’re being entirely realistic Selina would have trouble walking if Bruce thrusted that thing into her at full throttle.

>>150737836
Good. I'm tired of seeinf Harley everywhere, and this one a breath of fresh air. I just pray that whatever Snyder has in store for her will cement her as a villain again. Darkseid willing.

>>150731642
>belt-fed P90
>from the bottom

>>150738301
It's an Absolute P90

>>150737932
I fucking get it already you have a fetish for the vagina breaking open due to size holy shit. Jennette McCurdy seems happy with her boyfriend.

>>150737238
Oh hell no they put him in the cock cage

>>150733023
And?
Women stopping by when they have the itch or fever some time in their busy stressed life to show up to get her guts rearranged and cream pied or slutted outand mind broken is the norm.

>>150733121
Snyder said he actually needed an extra issue for this and The Zoo, the Joker issue was supposed to be Issue 12

>>150737932
Is he 421 with or without his costume?

>>150738629
It wasn’t even talking about a fetish bro
It started as a joke from how fuck off huge he is and then some numbers were ran and now here we are
now if Snyder had the balls to do Selina getting pronebone’d and cuddling Bruce after nearly getting mindbroken by that thing rearranging her insides, fully intact because of comic book durability bullshit, we’d be in business

>>150738922
Without
The costume would make him way heavier
For context, Absolute Bruce slightly outsizes mainline Bane

>>150738922
Without the suit and with empty bowels
Hes 440 with poop in,520 with the suit on

>>150738942
Now we’re calculating the real numbers

>>150738883
This is the issue with decompression, it has the passing of a weekly manga, but monthly.

>>150731598
Bruce folded instantly. I'd be pissed if I was Alfred.

>>150731607
these shorthand first name nicknames in the Absolute series are making me furious.

"Se", "Mar"? What the fuck?

>>150738969
We gotta know his fiber intake
If it gets real desperate I expect him to clench his cheeks and fire the absolute shits into banes chest like a shotgun slug
I expect that his piss stream can cut thru metal due to pressure and that his cum is like napalm

>>150738938
>>150738942
Thanks for the quick replies, but didn't he jump out of an aircraft and land on someone? Why aren't they a bloody paste?

>>150731682
Nice! A pigtail-less Harley Quinn is cool as fuck. I just hope there won’t be any “Mista J” going on in this universe.

>>150739060
Darkseid infused the reality with his omega calcium

>>150739060
Gotham’s residents have been microdosing their “getting beaten to a paste” intake to the point the average gothamite can probably withstand a cannonball

>>150739060
Absolute Batman inhales a full tank of helium every 10 hours to prevent crushing people with his sheer weight

>>150739109
>expect his voice to sound as though a volcano can talk
>he sounds like a doom metal chipmunk
Hm.

>>150739124
When he farts he starts to expell the helium, which greatly increases his weight and power, so if you hear him farting and his voice getting lower, run away.

>>150732498
She was Joker's insane sidekick for 20 fucking years, get over it already

>>150737929
they could annonce some new Batman series at NYCC this week

>>150737929
There's that Batman/Green Arrow/Question thing
Also DC will always ensure there are a bunch of Batman titles on the market, don't worry about it

>>150734276
>eating pussy was declared gay
well fuck my ass and call me a faggot

Where the fuck are the lewds of Afro-Brazilian Selina, whose ass is fat enough to take it from Absolute Bruce?

>>150739104
>>150739109
This Darkseid lore is very intricate.

>>150731682
I'm so tired bros.

Thanks OP

>>150731704
MY
FUARKING
HERO

>>150739316
>The Batman who Rips Ass
How does he match up against picrel?

>>150739554
In Snyder’s vault somewhere off the coast of Nicaragua

>>150731682
Where's this bitch hair?

>>150731562
Been looking forward to this. Thanks anon.

>>150731607
>>150731598
Ok so did the Venom pump up his Batmeat too?

>>150731694
So Bane tortured Batman and mutilated all his friends as part of an elaborate scheme to have Batman replace him when he retired?

>>150731694
Huh. This is the first time Bane has mentioned wanting done with it all, right? Felt like up until now he was enjoying being Bane.

>>150731625
insert DKR reference here

>>150733121
>They're really rushing to the end of the Bane arc, seemingly for no good reason
I guess they did what they wanted with him? Set up Ark Am and juice up Batman. Cripple his friend group and best them into their villain selves. Show more of the Joker. Seems like it's a lot of setup and I guess we're nearing the end of this part of it with Bane. Kind of a shame. Bane has been one of the best parts of this run so far. Whoever comes next is going to have some massive shoes to fill.

>>150731587
>>150731598
>Fuck off Selina, Bane's out there beating the shit out of everyone, to the point that Nygma is sitting around with an exposed fucking brain, and I gotta deal with thi--
>"Black Pussy"
>Ok.

>>150731704
>no "The Goddamn" in the middle
boooooooooooo

>>150731682
Honestly, I'll take it. Harley's always been shit. Now she just looks it too.

>>150732149
You're probably right but I hope he keeps it too. Or develops some new version of it himself to use. He hasn't been a regular guy from the start so actually giving him super juiced up power could be fun. Batman AF kind of stupid fun. But I have a feeling it'll be part of a lesson he learns about not giving up the man for the monster or whatever and he gives it up. Hopefully after he has a hulk out match against Bane at least.

>>150732377
I'm hoping it ends up a one on one of two Venom'ed up juiced freaks going at it. With Batman only realizing how far he's gone after he's killed Bane.

>>150731562
>Instead of BatCat we are going to get WayneKyle
Why is dc like this?

>>150733097
I wouldn't be surprised if that was part of his deal with Red Hood too. Apparently they hack stuff and presumably that's how he got on TV. Wouldn't be surprised if they got some Intel that another Ark Am was going to be built in Bane's home county and they use that to flip his switch.

>>150733975
Make her the joker monster we've seen that actual Joker keeps on a leash? Or throws her out to die first chance?

>>150740152
We all just loved BatCat the last time when Tom King did it

>>150732559
CUTE

>>150740030
>Whoever comes next is going to have some massive shoes to fill.
Next is a crossover with Wonder Woman and then the Joker featuring Scarecrow.

>>150739897
Venom in this continuity turns you into an ubermensch in every sense. It doesn't stop at making you stronger. So yes

>>150732377
Batman just destroyed a Ferris Wheel, and Bane is many, many times stronger. While Batman is stronger, it also brings to light at how fucking SCARY Bane is. Yes, he'll need help.

>>150731880
It’s Tim Drake as a high level executive at Joker’s company

>>150740340
Fuck. I was really hoping we'd have a bit more time before that crossover. Scarecrow is cool though so that's something to look forward to. However they Absolute him.

>>150731682

Shes still hot, just alt girl hot.
She looks like she puts out easy

>>150732559
This one's my favorite. She's so damn cute.

>>150732654
>draw a white girl with short curly hait
>give her brown skin

>>150732915
The problem with Ultimate Spider-Man is that it's boring. And that's worse than being bad. At least with 616 Marvel, there's fun to be had when discussing editorial drama like when Brevoort or Lowe are getting fired or who'll be the one to get rid of Paul. Ultimate is just boring. It doesn't have the IRL drama of 616 Marvel nor the insanity of Absolute Batman.

>>150732668
I don't get this meme. What's wrong with cowgirl?

>>150732671
I see it.

>>150740340
I don't like Batman x WW, but Diana is probably the only woman in the world who can handle Bruce is he decides to go rough.

>>150732668
>staring her straight in the eyes
>can enjoy her tits
>put your hands on her neck and aggressively thrust up
>have her do reverse cowgirl. Watch a peach shaped ass slam down on your dick. Pussy lips wrapped around your dick
Sex isn't complete if you don't let her ride bro. My favorite shit to do is to go from cowgirl to lifting her and fucking her while I'm carrying her. Bitch can't do shit and I established my dominance in the game of sex. Get creative lil nigga

>>150740152
I reckon Joker will get a Robin and Harley sticks with Batman in this universe

First look at Absolute Calendar Man!

>>150741023
Was the Sumerian Calendar Blood Curse really necessary?

>>150731598
Bow chickawowow

>>150731750
What a nice bro leaving some food out for him. It sure feels like Croc is going to play a role in the fight given all the flashbacks. I don't recall them revealing the outcome of that boxing match so far so I assume it's going to be revealed when they come back to that point about not playing by the rules if they're unfair. I liked this issue and where things are going I'll even give this arc a pass for the sheer absurdity of Bane's punching powers.

>>150739897
Like a Dune sandworm trying to eat the Epcot ball.

>>150741023
God I fucking hope so.

>>150731682
Every time I see the overuse of Harley Quinn's retarded existence I want to strangle Bruce Timm.

>>150733126
Was this a kid? I just assumed dwarf.

>>150741623
Why blame a guy who simply made a side character for an animated adaptation, and not the company who mandate her be some independent punk rock girlboss that need to be shilled every year?

>>150741957
I thought the same too. Seemed more appropriate for the gaggle of freaks Blackmask had going on that it was a dwarf or midget instead of just a normal kid.

>>150731705
the whole book is a waste of paper

>>150731558 (OP)
>refuse to read anything related to Absolute Batman
>huge Catwomanfag, so I give in
>Catwoman is black
Guess Latina was no longer brown enough...

And I hate the mask, what the fuck were they thinking?

>>150731704
> I'm talking about you, Bane. You little #$%&.

did he call him a little bitch, a little shit, or a little faggot?

>>150742075
She's afro-brazilian.

I have a theory.
Batman will use the Venom in his system alright.
In that he'll force it into Bane

>>150742075
She's Brazilian you faggot
>>150742224
dealers choice

>>150742224
He called him all three but they cut it for brevity.

>>150742276
This one artist has been doing this "Absolute Robin" art and I really like it, although I'm not quite sure what his deal is

>>150731807
>>150732668
>anons unironically want a sex scene where all they can see is Bruce's sweaty back and asscheeks
are we fr
>>150731822
based

...anyone's but not a queer statement i g. or, wait, maybe it was actually zombie? nocensorship on that one either. oh great, that's a weighing statement/

>>150742242
>>150742277
>"She's still Latina, only a darker brand"
Thanks for the clarification.

>>150739333
Didnt it even last 10, and we have punk deadpool lesbian for 20 years by now.

>>150732498
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY ARE THEY CHANGING THE STATUS QUO IN THE "CHANGING THE STATUS QUO" COMIC
Are you fucking retarded?

>>150733341
100%
Just eat well and lift weights

>>150740647
You wish, Brevoort

>>150731598
>>150731607
>>150731616
>Cock is pumped full of mutagenic venom
>She still takes it
Get yourselves a woman like her.

>>150732635
>Eeeeew, girls! They are giving me cooties!

How old are you? 5?

>>150740587
>a brazilian character looks brazilian
damn dude you might be onto something
it's probably retardation, but it's definitely something

>>150742841
Scott's not gonna write Selina getting powers from Bruce's venom infused bat splooge, is he?

>>150731648
wtf absolute hulk?!

>>150731682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK-J04XZT0s

>>150741023
>Final fight is just twenty straight pages of Batman beating his ass
>Tells Calendar Man to "Get up" every time he falls down

>>150743582
>GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!

>>150731911
PFFFTTT

>>150731648
Isn't Venom red in this continuity?

>>150742224
I read it as "little cocksucker."

>>150731880
Dick already exists in the setting, Harley's running the Red Hoods which means if Jason ends up existing, he's just a random gang member. Tim's had no direct reference yet. The Al Ghul's are busy in Superman so maybe the Robin twist is Rha's lets Joker borrow a member of Lazarus who's Robin?

>>150743772
He's probably just*

>>150731682

Gotta draw her choking on bbc. Brb

>>150742224
A unique racial slur specifically against people from Santa Prisca.

>>150744955
Amazing

>>150744955
>Bane’s use of Venom has let him memorize every racial slur in existence, using one specifically to target Bruce

>>150731647
They do now.

>>150743772
Kinda cringe that Jason Aaron took R’as over any of Superman’s actual rogues. What a weird choice, I would have preferred to see Snyder’s interpretation of Ghul

>>150733121
Are you a man or a Markov chain?

>>150736155
That would stretch the writers and the artists way too much.

>>150740275
For that reason was, good recall anon.

>>150744955
Batman researched extensively for the most insulting slur he could call Bane and found one unique for his people.

>>150745456
what's weirder is that I look at him and he looks way more like Vandal Savage.

>>150733121
>They're really rushing to the end of the Bane arc, seemingly for no good reason.
The fuck are you talking about. This arc was originally 5 issues and got an extension. We got 6 issues of Bane, what's being rushed here!?

>>150746950
He seems to be a composite character of Ras and Vandal, pre crisis Vandal in specific.

>>150745582
They could just add more pages like monthly manga.

>>150746973
We need 7 issues of Bane, duh

>>150742911
Seethe

>>150745456
I feel like there’s a reason.
Perhaps Ra’s is just a name Vandal took

>>150745456
R'as taking on Superman is at least an interesting direction for him and threat for Superman. It's cool that they'd shake up who is with who in these.

Bruce using Venom is what Bane wants. I want Bruce to show he can beat Bane without it.

>>150733097
>Surprising that the head doctor would ask that question. I assume she wouldn't mentioned it and kept quiet cause she wanted him to continue believing that he would be given a prospering country.
They could be testing a mind control chemical on him.

>>150747402
He can't. No one can.

>>150747556
Despite the edgy aesthetics, AWW seems to be trying to return to her compassionate roots.

>>150747613
Try it

>>150732754
>I'm tired of people shilling martian
I like Martian more, though.

Batman was always going to be popular and good. Martian needs the shilling.

>>150731704
You know, the contrast between Bruce's TV announcement and Diana's is crazy.
Diana being soft and encouraging and Bruce being hard and aggresive. Wonder if Snyder did this on purpose due to the upcoming crossover.
repost with (hopefully) proper image because I accidentally downloaded the thumbnail of the image from the archives.

I’m kinda pissed about this DC KO thing using the Absolute Universe as something that the mainline universe NEEDS to interfere in

>>150742384
According to the American Census, Brazilians don't count as latins.

>>150747760
That's been my main dread since this like started. I like this line for what it is and really don't want the mainline to have to fuck around in it. Any more than it already did I guess considering how it was made and all. I really hope they have the restraint to let the universe save itself instead of needing to drag in the mainline stuff.

>>150747118
You're right

>>150747750
Need to see Superman do this next

>>150747750
They used some shots of Wonder Woman's tv broadcast in the Absolute Evil issue, right? I imagine it had to be intentional. It's funny enough that I would like to believe it is just for how good the contrast is. Wonder Woman trying to appeal to the city and tell them she needs their help while she does her best. Batman hijacks a tv network and uses the chance to shit talk Bane, call him slurs, and call him out so he can 1v1 him in front of everyone so they see the monsters being made. It's funny as fuck.

>>150747768
Weird, is it because they don't speak Spanish?

>>150747760
snyder in an interview released before DC KO, said it wasn't these characters but different ones using their shapes

>>150747750
You know what I love about it, she's strong no nonsense and doesn't let anyone walk all over her but she NOT written like an asshole man which a lot of writers think is endearing for their action girl characters

Kinda mid

>>150743522
>>150731558 (OP)
>>150742075
>>150747627
The joker is going to turn her into a furry. We all know it.

>>150742322
I assume the premise is the orphans are kidnapped by ARK M and Robin is trying to save them

>>150731880
>Predictions on the twist?
It'll be Duke. Snyder created him to be Robin because wanted his own Miles for those Bendis bucks, but he's boring as fuck and no one liked him

>>150750454
Now it's perfect. His words breaking out of the bubble is a good touch.

>>150747402
I imagine he'll start using it but at some point regain himself and finish the fight without it. It's what he has planned for Croc that I'm curious about. Seems counter to his one on one idea if he's around. Unless the idea is it's going for a parallel to what happened with Waylon and his big fight. That Batman is going to take on a guy everyone believes he can't possibly beat and he wants Waylon in his corner like how Bruce was probably in his.

>>150750455
Is it?

>>150750454
I feel like the Absolute universe is the one we live in

>>150750823
The real world isn't just about hierarchy; it's also about tribalism, idiocy, and chaos.

>>150748159
>>150747760
You can see on their legs that they appear to be made of stone. They may be some kind of clones or copies.

>>150750454
Would "I'm the Goddamn Batman" been too much, Snyder absolutely tried to though he had to.

>>150750892
>The real world isn't just about hierarchy; it's also about tribalism, idiocy, and chaos.
Sounds right up Darkseid's alley

>>150750454
>Calls out Bane on citywide channel
>Gives a specific time and place
>"YOU AND ME! ALONE!"
This is why Snyder is awful. He just writes stupid stuff. Not smart stupid. Not fun stupid. Just stupid.

>>150751651
Yeesh
>>150751193
>It's Darkseid cosplaying as them

>>150731725
Alternatively, you could always make that happen anon. Who doesn't like a small set of pudge on Cat's figure or in a woman's mature years?

>>150747937
That nigga would cry or something.

>>150731880
>No Gotham
>No Batman
>Absolute Bird

>>150752260
Heh

>>150732532
>>150732540
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>>150732551
>>150732559
>>150732568
>>150732580
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>>150732592
She look like she crossed over from G.I Joe.

>>150753134
>Lady j in a catsuit with longer hair

So let me get this straight. Ark M is a organization that turn people into monster and super soldiers? They remind me of Shocker from Kamen Rider and Chronos from Guyver. So is this Batman going to become a cyborg hero or some bio-boosted fighter?

>>150753207
>some bio-boosted fighter
Dude is already bio-boosted

We're definitely getting a venom Batman versus demon Joker fight

>>150753235
I think so. Or something very similar at least. It would be a bit of a waste if they give Batman Venom and show Joker is working mutating people and likely already been mutated himself for a long long time but don't have a big monster mash fight. At least once. I don't think the whole thing will end with that but I think we'll get it when they finally first fight.

Kindly reminder that this entire storyline is built off the Reddit meme that "Batman is too rich to be good."

>>150753542
yeah we know. if you read it you also see they drop that early on because they realise it's unworkable to be poor and also have all this techno shiz, now he has a good upper middle class engineer job to explain all his toys.

I appreciate catwoman being so caring for Bruce here

>>150753271
I'm thinking Joker wants Bruce to lose control and become a monster, so he's going to do everything he can to see if he can make him go over the edge and give into the Venom.

>>150747750
I am in love with Absolute Wonder Woman.

>>150753612
He wants Bruce to become Devil Man. Give into the will of Amon (Bane).

>>150753207
Technically Ark M is just the local Gotham franchise. It's a really stupid pun. It's the 13th "Ark" facility made, and each are letter sequentially: ArkA, ArkB, etc. So it's "ArkM" in Gotham. "Ark-Em." Arkham.

Ha ha.

>>150753685
Yeesh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIPzv8T2VNE
I really like this

>>150731750
Croc taking side of bruce is the thing i always look foward

>>150753207
Honestly? Probably. Or at least close to it. I don't think it's going to be "I don't need a Batmobile, I am the Batmobile" and he transforms into a tank or something but I imagine he's going to have more than a few enhancements over the course of his run. At least enough to be able to keep up more reasonable with the other shit going on in the Absolute universe.

>>150731738
I wonder if Absolute is actually setting up all our fuarking heroes to get corrupted into villains, we have Batman with Venom, Superman getting brainwashed, and Hal Jordan with the black hand. I feel it would go against the point of underdog heroes, but it would be kinda neat to have these characters as multiversal villains down the line with proper long term set-up.

>>150732668
Power bottom. He’s generating most of the power

>>150731607
>se
.....???????

>>150757191
That’s kinda dumb

Yep, this crap is still crap. Who are the retards that keep buying this? Really, on here, who are you, and why do you reward trash? Do you honestly think this is good? Why? Stop this nonsense. Let DC die.

>>150748130
Because they have so many ethnicities, they can be anything and the culture is insular compared to other south american countries because, geographically, their biggest cities are incredibly far away from the other hispanic countries. They are counted as a completely different demographic for census purposes in the US.