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Anonymous No.150757536
Homestuck General /hsg/ - Never Give Up Hope Edition
Surely we'll live forever, no? anyways, who wins between Gamzee and Dave?
Anonymous No.150757574
You could just not like a idiot try to piss off the jannies by calling it a general and the threads would be the same.
Anonymous No.150757578
Hopefully this universe is the one we find out if it got picked up in
Anonymous No.150757581
andrew hussie likes big clown penis
Anonymous No.150757588 >>150757793
I'M READY FOR ANIMATED KINOSTUCK
(for the love of god please let the pilot get greenlit)
Anonymous No.150757612 >>150757760
dave and i wont elaborate
Anonymous No.150757616 >>150757620 >>150757621 >>150757656 >>150757657 >>150757673 >>150757716 >>150757722 >>150757799 >>150757812 >>150757878
Alright, current progress update for the shitpost, Terezi's boring-ass outfit was easy to depict if hard to make look good, but I think I handled it fine enough. Ok, now who do I add over Misato? I was thinking either Roxy, Mom Lalonde, or maybe the Condesce, but I am open to suggestions.
Anonymous No.150757620
>>150757616
Id go with Rose or her mom desu
Anonymous No.150757621
>>150757616
Roxy would make sense here
Anonymous No.150757656 >>150757725
>>150757616
John pulls HIC no diff
Anonymous No.150757657
>>150757616
Mom lalonde would go hard
Anonymous No.150757673 >>150757683
>>150757616
please put Casey over PenPen
Anonymous No.150757683
>>150757673
Lil cal
Anonymous No.150757716
>>150757616
If you don't replace PenPen with a generic walksprite you get smote by the wrath of Gog.
Anonymous No.150757722
>>150757616
Also for Misato, Condesce or Dave.
Anonymous No.150757725 >>150757738
>>150757656
>HIC
>HiC
>Hi-C
I'll put her on the label of the ecto-cooler he gets handed
Anonymous No.150757736 >>150757758 >>150766610 >>150772267 >>150775064
Is Beyond Canon good now?
Anonymous No.150757738
>>150757725
Based
It better be Ecto-Cooler
Anonymous No.150757758
>>150757736
Read and decide for yourself, Anon.
Anonymous No.150757760
>>150757612
belongs with dirk, yes
or jade
Anonymous No.150757770 >>150763101 >>150765220
Post your favorite DaveJades
Anonymous No.150757793 >>150757905
>>150757588
some staff responded with vague optimism instead of radio silence

thus confirming that it is in fact more over than it has ever been
Anonymous No.150757799 >>150757813 >>150761294
>>150757616
the mayor
Anonymous No.150757812
>>150757616
WQ with rockin tits
Anonymous No.150757813 >>150757883
>>150757799
Oh man, putting him over PenPen would be pretty funny, actually.
Anonymous No.150757838
Hey Dirk why did you make these guys
Anonymous No.150757878
>>150757616
Mom Lalonde fits the busty lady who you dont see the face of best here.
Anonymous No.150757883 >>150759894
>>150757813
Cassie needs to be there, i think. Makes more sense.

The Mayor would need one of these himself than get depicted as a pet.
Anonymous No.150757905
>>150757793
why?
Anonymous No.150757911
Is Out Of Control a good mspfa?
Anonymous No.150758036
Anonymous No.150758047
Anonymous No.150758057 >>150758064 >>150758130
Anonymous No.150758064
>>150758057
nepeta off the perc
Anonymous No.150758120 >>150758216 >>150758273
>This is the strongest evidence we have that the show will be greenlit
>Going to have to deal with insufferable, irritating cycles of people speculating about whether it will be greenlit or now for months before we get an actual answer
It does make me wonder though, how many views were they expecting the pilot to actually get if 1 million views was unexpectedly high?
Anonymous No.150758130
>>150758057
equius underbite my love....
Anonymous No.150758216
>>150758120
2
Anonymous No.150758273
>>150758120
Probably 300k. 300k is the "normal" of a youtube video that has an audience.
Anonymous No.150758326 >>150758331
karkat sounds terrible in the pilot
Anonymous No.150758331 >>150758337
>>150758326
why do u think so
i thought it was funny that he sounds like dib
Anonymous No.150758337
>>150758331
i just hate how every male character sounds squeaky, especially karkat. rose's voice also feels innapropriately old in comparison and sticks out like a sore thumb which it wouldn't if it sounded like any of them had balls
Anonymous No.150758463 >>150758871 >>150759029
do you think prisounebound will be featured in the animated show since its so good?
Anonymous No.150758568
Renity's juicy ass.
Anonymous No.150758610
My faggot chud misogynist racist son
Anonymous No.150758652
good morning everyone i hope everyone is having a fantastic day!! :D <3
Anonymous No.150758828
Anonymous No.150758871
>>150758463
Nah. Still too new, and works better independent
Anonymous No.150758894 >>150758983
Do you think Andrew is trying to tell us something with the fact that he's settled into a Scarface poster color scheme now?
Anonymous No.150758983 >>150758989
>>150758894
i don't think many new fans have even watched that movie including me
Anonymous No.150758989
>>150758983
It's a good movie. You should watch it if you're into villains.
Anonymous No.150759024 >>150759838 >>150759909 >>150774586
I stopped reading because the gay shit was getting too gay when I had to read about the alpha kids

I just got to a part where kanaya and rose are arguing because she's drunk
guess I'll stop now
Anonymous No.150759029
>>150758463
Yes
Anonymous No.150759091 >>150759208 >>150759499
>wonder whose fucking hand is on the console in the most recent HSBC update because nobody else mentioned it to my knowledge
>color hexcode of the fingernail polish matches jane's text color exactly
is this what candy jane is doing now?
Anonymous No.150759208
>>150759091
Meat Jane would make more sense, they were heading there already.
Anonymous No.150759499 >>150759723
>>150759091
Does anyone think it's a competition between the satyrs and the octopus'? Because it just feels like the weak ass mobius double reach around reveal.
Anonymous No.150759723 >>150766631
>>150759499
The 64 squiddle session seems to also be happening. It'd unclear whether the kids and satyrs will join that session. I expect it could be a triple mobius spitroast where the kids kek the inklings out of their 64 session by stealing both ends of the reacharound
Anonymous No.150759795
sleepy thread
Anonymous No.150759838
>>150759024
yeah welcome to the death point of the comic where drama is all that matters, and it never, ever gets resolved
Anonymous No.150759873 >>150759907 >>150759922
Random headcanons on the Kids' favourite Soulsborne games.

John's favourite is Dark Souls 2 unironically and he constantly defends it.
Dave says his favourite is Dark Souls 2 ironically but his actual favourite is Dark Souls 3
Rose's favourite is Dark Souls 1
Jade's favourite is Bloodborne because...Oh you know why.
Anonymous No.150759894 >>150760090
>>150757883
>The Mayor would need one of these himself than get depicted as a pet.
the electorate rates this statement "very true and factual"
Anonymous No.150759907 >>150760288
>>150759873
>no demon souls
Anonymous No.150759909
>>150759024
Nope, your thumbnail-saving ass has to read the rest of it now.
Anonymous No.150759922
>>150759873
>John's favourite is Dark Souls 2 unironically and he constantly defends it.
He's literally me.
Anonymous No.150760090
>>150759894
Easily can be filled out aswell.

>WQ/PM/BQ as the hoes.
>AR stands in the back approving it.
>CD is for some reason there.
Anonymous No.150760203 >>150760394 >>150760422 >>150760438
Anonymous No.150760288
>>150759907
That's Dirks' favorite
Jake and Jane's is Elden Ring
Roxy's is Dark Souls 1
Anonymous No.150760394
>>150760203
did he just wwalk into the thread?
Anonymous No.150760422
>>150760203
it was a belt
i thought he had some random shit on
hes so cute
Anonymous No.150760438
>>150760203
him and his matesprit even though he doesn't know it yet
Anonymous No.150760499 >>150760617
Who has the most obvious "they fucked last night" aura the next morning?
Hardmore: no hatemances.
My opinion: Karkat.
If he got intimate with someone he loved the night before he'll be too chill to swear and it will throw people off.
Anonymous No.150760577 >>150760707 >>150760733 >>150760739 >>150766646
Anonymous No.150760617
>>150760499
wtf are you yapping a8out
Anonymous No.150760707
>>150760577
real
Anonymous No.150760733 >>150760739
>>150760577
Anonymous No.150760739 >>150760761 >>150760765
>>150760577
>>150760733
>posting the high quality versions with dubs
Anonymous No.150760761 >>150760820
>>150760739
found a slightly more hiqh quality one
Anonymous No.150760765
>>150760739
shit sorry I posted the thumbnail version
Anonymous No.150760820 >>150760853
>>150760761
Anonymous No.150760853
>>150760820
Anonymous No.150761228 >>150761424
New pages added. It's nearly entirely dialogue.
Here's the highlights:
Hussie starts melting down about the trolls taking over the comic.
The future queen, exiled, asks Terezi to exile Jack.
The trolls are struggling with their session. Karkat trolls himself several times in an attempt to prepare for the mission with Jack to exile the queen of Derse. Bonus highlight: he gets to call Vriska a fag.
The exiled queen asks Vriska to steal her ring before Jack gets his hands on it, and then destroy it.
It's revealed how Terezi was blinded. By Vriska, of course. Aradia shows up to brutally murder Vriska in revenge. Sollux and Eridan also get into conflict.
But all that pales in comparison to the reveal Aradia makes at the end. (This is also the first reference to 'an alpha timeline' and a 'doomed timeline'.) Despite all their struggles, the trolls defeat the king of Derse and win (highlander style) the Ultimate Prize: a universe of their own making. Just before they take possession of it, a rift in another session disrupts theirs and prevents them from finishing the session.
The rift Jade is accused of making.
Surprise! The universe the trolls made but couldn't take possession of contains the kids' Earth. Without Rose's guide, the Earth would not have existed. Time travel!
Now the trolls are hiding on an asteroid, where they have all the time in the universe to harrass the kids responsible for stranding them there.
Anonymous No.150761294 >>150761434
>>150757799
his name WV actually
Anonymous No.150761424 >>150761439
>>150761228
The rerelease doesn't link to rex duoum angelus right?
Anonymous No.150761434 >>150762700
>>150761294
a person can be referred to by names or titles as necessary or applicable
only he possesses the proper trappings of mayoral office, therefore his title alone is sufficient to identify him
Anonymous No.150761439 >>150761462
>>150761424
I have no idea what you're talking about, so signs point to yes.
Anonymous No.150761462
>>150761439
Its a very faithful fan animation of the black king fight. I didnt expect it to be included but if I were to change 1 thing in the release it would be linking that. At least as a detour option
Anonymous No.150761949 >>150762012 >>150762078
Anonymous No.150762012 >>150762084
>>150761949
the low8lood is still rapea8le. amazing
Anonymous No.150762078 >>150762149
>>150761949
This is what Prisounebound is missing
Extremely gay musical numbers
Anonymous No.150762084
>>150762012
Who's Adam?
Anonymous No.150762131 >>150762147 >>150762196 >>150762225 >>150762226 >>150762268 >>150762284 >>150762742 >>150763089
In all seriousness what homestuck scenes would make good musical numbers (with vocals)?
Anonymous No.150762147
>>150762131
Two Minutes Notice but its Jack: Ascend.
Anonymous No.150762149
>>150762078
>musical number but with all their typing quirks enunciated
>"!ns!de of evewy demon !s a wa!nbow"
Anonymous No.150762192
Mom said it's my turn to have an animated series.
Anonymous No.150762196
>>150762131
John rise up. if they dare to rewrite the music and not just add vocals to the original song
Anonymous No.150762225
>>150762131
john: rise as a crescendo of chrous chanting the heir is rising
Anonymous No.150762226
>>150762131
[S] Reunite with your loving wife and daughter, duh
Anonymous No.150762268
>>150762131
I don't know, but if Vriska doesn't have an original rap about hypnotizing the cast, I'm going to be mad.
Anonymous No.150762284
>>150762131
Shush pap
Anonymous No.150762437 >>150762451 >>150762663
Anonymous No.150762451
>>150762437
>crocs
Anonymous No.150762663 >>150762686
>>150762437
boxers??? <3
Anonymous No.150762686 >>150762756
>>150762663
Gamzee's boxers
She needed something to soak up all the purple dank he left in her.
Anonymous No.150762700 >>150763444
>>150761434
"WV" is literally two letters long.
Anonymous No.150762742
>>150762131
WV become mayor of exile town set to stomp the yard
Anonymous No.150762756 >>150763109
>>150762686
they're hers aren't they? they have a scalemates pattern
Anonymous No.150763000 >>150763043
fem dirk, come save me fem dirk, lord knows i need a woman like fem dirk in my life.
Anonymous No.150763043 >>150763086
>>150763000
>cutter scars
licklicklicklicklicklicklick
Anonymous No.150763086 >>150763155
>>150763043
sparring scars, anon
Anonymous No.150763089
>>150762131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ktaftjOfdw
Anonymous No.150763101 >>150763281 >>150763307
>>150757770
Anonymous No.150763109
>>150762756
He alchemized a pair with her beloved scalemates
Wore them a month straight
Encrusted them
Made her wear them while talking to Karkat
Anonymous No.150763155
>>150763086
to Dirk, it's the same thing
Anonymous No.150763178 >>150763190
Anonymous No.150763190 >>150763241 >>150775195
>>150763178
maybe jade just needed to rape his bussy and he wouldn't have ended up with karkat
Anonymous No.150763241
>>150763190
if only it were that simple
Anonymous No.150763281 >>150764125
>>150763101
he got mustache cuz hes a COP
Anonymous No.150763307 >>150769145
>>150763101
i swear i cant find a brush for procreate that is similar to this lineart and its driving me crazy
Anonymous No.150763444 >>150763502
>>150762700
i do not live in fear of pressing too many of the buttons on my keyboard
Anonymous No.150763502 >>150763541
>>150763444
And yet, you refuse to use capitalization.
Anonymous No.150763541 >>150763566
>>150763502
i didn't say at the same time
Anonymous No.150763566 >>150763718
>>150763541
Why don't want to refer WV by his name then?
Anonymous No.150763665
Anonymous No.150763718
>>150763566
1. never said that
2. "the mayor" was clearly enough since you knew who it was
3. warweary villein, wizardly vassal, wayward vagabond, and wastelandic vindicator are all also either more like titles than names or literally are titles
Anonymous No.150764125
>>150763281
kek
Anonymous No.150764634 >>150764758 >>150764828
The breath and life symbols are bulges
Anonymous No.150764758
>>150764634
ehhhh not really
Anonymous No.150764828 >>150764932 >>150764949 >>150764962 >>150765120
>>150764634
Trolls do NOT have tentabulges.
They do NOT have grubscars.
Their horns are NOT erogenous.
Anonymous No.150764932 >>150764971
>>150764828
>I HATE FUN
haha okay 8uddy. When I slurp some troll tenta8ulge, lick my troll waifu's gru8scars, and gently SMASH HER HORNS WITH A FUCKING HAMMER (intense 8dsm), you can sit in the corner like a jade8lood and watch
Anonymous No.150764949 >>150765004
>>150764828
>Their horns are NOT erogenous
B-but my headcanon that Equius broke his horn by jorking it tho...
Anonymous No.150764962 >>150764996 >>150765250 >>150768196
>>150764828
sorry anon but its canon
grubscars are at least
Anonymous No.150764971 >>150765005
>>150764932
Your fun is the equivalent of humans movie Jackass
Garbage spectacle for drugged up losers
Anonymous No.150764996
>>150764962
Dubiously canon*
Anonymous No.150765004 >>150765129
>>150764949
My headcaon is that Nepeta broke it jorking it...
Anonymous No.150765005 >>150765110
>>150764971
what's your 8lood color? if it's lower the cerulean i'm gonna rape you
Anonymous No.150765110 >>150765119
>>150765005
CapriCUMMMIN in your haunches you spawn of a brisket
Anonymous No.150765119
>>150765110
what
Anonymous No.150765120
>>150764828
Grubscars are hot and you should rub them like the shiny part on the side of your sneakers.
Anonymous No.150765129
>>150765004
Das hot
Moonrunes No.150765151 >>150765222 >>150765304 >>150771652
>>150756567

here u go anon. Had to crack open thee old file
Anonymous No.150765220
>>150757770
Anonymous No.150765222 >>150765266
>>150765151
is that a smirk or a sneer?
Anonymous No.150765228 >>150765235
Homestuck if it were made by Vivziepop.
Anonymous No.150765235 >>150765367 >>150765437
>>150765228
ah yes, heinoustuck my 8eloved
Anonymous No.150765250 >>150766770
>>150764962
Built for getting raped by Joey.
Anonymous No.150765266
>>150765222
It's a SMILE. Because he's NICE.
Anonymous No.150765275 >>150765328
do you think the story would've 8een 8etter if all the kids and trolls formed a massive, 18 mem8er polycule? I think so. That way no one is sad or left out or cucked or impregnating Rose with her radioactive dog penis
Anonymous No.150765304 >>150774254
>>150765151
I wanna do this to Yttris he's such a cutiepatootie.

How much is the game going to torture him?
Anonymous No.150765328
>>150765275
I think God should have killed you.
Anonymous No.150765367 >>150765392
>>150765235
It's cringekino.
Anonymous No.150765370
Homestuck 258/2 days
Anonymous No.150765392
>>150765367
nah, just regular kino
Anonymous No.150765432 >>150765553 >>150768705
When was the last time Heinoustuck updated?
Anonymous No.150765437 >>150765553
>>150765235
which one is it?
Anonymous No.150765553
>>150765437
damn that's a lot. Anyways, I'm 88 percent sure that they all follow the general same premise. I think it's a cool premise and (would 8e) excited a8out what would happen next, what John's little transformation would look like, and also where the story would go from there. Anyways I read the original and the "complete" (lol) version

>>150765432
HeinouStuck: Complete was last updated... 4 fucking years ago, so idk if we're gonna ever see any more of that
Anonymous No.150765735 >>150765851
never ask a Satyr the species of his wife
Anonymous No.150765851 >>150765982 >>150766795
>>150765735
i was gonna say like "heh arent all the satyrs BOYS????" but then i remembered that one anime cover in ly'lacs room
Anonymous No.150765982
>>150765851
They are all boys. The joke is that the wife would be a nymph
Anonymous No.150766514 >>150774214
Anonymous No.150766610 >>150773184
>>150757736
Its about on par with an upper tier fanventure now, which is a huge step up from where act 1 was. Also the art is pretty great.
Anonymous No.150766631
>>150759723
>The 64 squiddle session seems to also be happening. It'd unclear whether the kids and satyrs will join that session.
it isnt retard, its clear this is going to be a three way session.
Anonymous No.150766646
>>150760577
this is actually just true
Anonymous No.150766770
>>150765250
*taps sign*
Anonymous No.150766795 >>150766845
>>150765851
Im making a prediction: Satyrs are exclusively male, Nymphs are excluesively female, the only way to reproduce is by interspecies hatefucking, and the parent of the same species of the child gets to keep it
Anonymous No.150766845
>>150766795
makes sense if their relationship based on karkat shipping chart, but it will mean that there should be john and jade likes
Anonymous No.150766869 >>150767178 >>150767584
Anonymous No.150767048
Anonymous No.150767062 >>150767198
I've never read HSBC because I hated it on principle. but I love the little centaur chud

hes so cute should I read it for him?
Anonymous No.150767178
>>150766869
and thus, any trace of homosexuality day may or may not have was destroyed
Anonymous No.150767198 >>150767409 >>150767466
>>150767062
He's literally a brony
Anonymous No.150767408 >>150767508 >>150767517 >>150767556 >>150774950
GLITCH Presents: Homestuck the Animated Series - Created by Andrew Hussie - Animated by Vivziepop's - Starring Toby Fox as John Egbert

This is possible now as of this morning since Glitch are now co-producing/greenlighting shows from other studios through their new "Glitch Presents" program.

The end of all fandoms approaches. An unholy assimilation of internet fandom cancer the likes of which has never been seen before.
Anonymous No.150767409 >>150767825
>>150767198
He's just Best Guy Ever's kidsona
Anonymous No.150767466
>>150767198
Sounds based.
Anonymous No.150767508
>>150767408
Just gotta sprinkle a little bit of pony in there somehow.
Anonymous No.150767517
>>150767408
CanΒ΄t wait for Doc Scratch and Caine fighting over who is narrating.
Anonymous No.150767556
>>150767408
Nah dude, you can do worse. You need a Skibidi Toilet, Cocomelon, Fortnite, Roblox, and Five Nights at Freddy's crossover.
Anonymous No.150767584 >>150767655 >>150767672 >>150767880
>>150766869
post the continuation at least man
Anonymous No.150767655
>>150767584
insanely based
Anonymous No.150767672
>>150767584
>You hate to see her go, but you love to watch her leave.
Anonymous No.150767794
im still at the gay lesbian shit in act 6 intermission 5 or whatever the convoluted fuck chapter im at
confusing as fuck
i really like this caliborn character, I hope he kills everyone
Aranea Serket is very sexy
might just start searching up homestuck hentai just because of her
Anonymous No.150767819 >>150767947 >>150768027
>Hentai
Do the japanese even know about this shit
Anonymous No.150767825 >>150767900 >>150768072
>>150767409
Anonymous No.150767842 >>150767857 >>150767870 >>150767932
the trolls ruined homestuck and are the worst part of the entire comic
Anonymous No.150767857
>>150767842
ur welcum
Anonymous No.150767870 >>150768122
>>150767842
>and are the worst part of the entire comic
in what world are the trolls worse than the alphas
Anonymous No.150767880 >>150768737
>>150767584
>Moustache catches fire.

This is why Dad Egbert warned him to stay freshly shaven.
Anonymous No.150767900
>>150767825
Damn, you are taking risks.
Anonymous No.150767932
>>150767842
I dunno what's worse man, that we owe our entire existence to a bunch of insane polygamist pansexual aliens
Or that we owe our entire existence to some girl's abandoned GameFAQs guide that those aliens read
Anonymous No.150767947 >>150768026 >>150768045 >>150768202
>>150767819
There's definitely some japanese Homestuck art. I wonder if any such artists have actually read it though. I think making a japaneseman read Homestuck would kill him.
Anonymous No.150768016 >>150768082
>Strilonde Betas
Based, 1 point
>Harleybert Betas
Based, 1 point
>Strilonde alphas
Based, 2 points
>Crockglish alphas
Shit, still 1 point
>Harry
Net 0 points because he's both
>Tavros
Boring for now 0 points
>Vrasky
Funny so 1 more point
>Yiffany
Based but also net 0 points
>Ly'lac
Fun 1 point
>Swiss
Based 1 point
TOTALS:
5-1
Strilondes are clearly the best family in Homestuck based on empirical evidence
Anonymous No.150768026 >>150768161 >>150768202
>>150767947
I'm surprised there are any translations at all, it seems like a series heavily built on wordplay and portmanteaus, there's no way that many of them translate well.
Anonymous No.150768027
>>150767819
Actually yeah. Homestuck has a surprisingly active Japanese fanbase to the point that there was even a Japanese fansub version of the Pilot uploaded like, the day after it came out.

You can also go on social media and find Japanese homestuck fan-artists and fans talking about the property.
It's probably a result of Undertale/Deltarune being big in Japan causing some fans of those properties to look into Homestuck since he worked on it prior to making those games.
Anonymous No.150768045 >>150768140
>>150767947
There's some, but Ive seen a lot more from Korea than Japan tbqh. I think the fan translations to either language havent made it that far, which is fair given what a bitch that would be to do. Makes dubbing the monogatari series look like kiddy shit.
Anonymous No.150768072
>>150767825
Holy based. I wouldnt be surprised if Ben makes a big homestuck video soon since his new thing is doing those longform lectures
Anonymous No.150768082 >>150768103
>>150768016
>Strilondes are clearly the best family in Homestuck based on empirical evidence

Maybe pre-NuHomestuck they were.
Anonymous No.150768103
>>150768082
>that art
cute
Anonymous No.150768108 >>150768214
geeked out vs locked in
Anonymous No.150768122 >>150768150
>>150767870
the alphas are pretty bad, granted. but the problems of homestuck began much earlier. all the problems with the alpha kids are the same problems with the trolls. character bloat, focus on dumb fucking romance nonsense, interrupting the narrative at a crucial moment to set up new characters, killing all momentum in the story.
the trolls are everything the alpha kids were but worse. you can get rid of most of them and lose basically nothing of value in the story.
plus they suck in the beta kids, the actually interesting characters in the story, in their dogshit nonsense.
not to mention that rose is ruined by the kanaya black hole of suck.
Anonymous No.150768125 >>150768148
So this is the current state of Beyond Canon... talk about a huge cast, huh? This doesn't even include Nepeta and the fanon-tinum or the sprites.
I'm trying to figure out where the plot is going. I'm guessing that the meat ship (and the candy ship) fail to stop Dirk from triggering the Delta session, so they'll take the roles of either the exiles guiding the players with prompts or as the guardians farming out grist (like the beta kids' guardians). There's also going to be like, a third group of adults that forms which includes the candy adults that's solely dedicated to confronting Dirk. I'm expecting some sequel to Bec Noir that results in most of the cast being slaughtered.
The fanon-tinum stuff is gonna serve as Beyond Canon's bittersweet ending... "oh no, our favorite character Candy Jane died, but with the power of 'fanon' she'll live forever!"
Anonymous No.150768140 >>150768195
>>150768045
I think they'd just give up trying to translate the troll terminology

We may intuitively understand what they mean because Hussie left in enough root words for them to make sense, but if you had to translate "auricular sponge clots" you'd have to dig real deep to find something equally oblique
Anonymous No.150768148 >>150768158 >>150768172
>>150768125
where do i read beyond canyon?
Anonymous No.150768150
>>150768122
Rose being ruined by Kanaya's black hole of suck...
Anonymous No.150768158 >>150768218
>>150768148
beyondcanon.com
dont forget to read the epilogues first.
Anonymous No.150768161 >>150768365
>>150768026
I'm always interested to see how different languages handle the troll quirks.
Anonymous No.150768172
>>150768148
You don't, because no matter what people say, it's still shit.
Anonymous No.150768195
>>150768140
forget the terminlogy, how the fuck do you do any of the quirks in japanese? Like, karkat maybe all katakana? Kanaya in quotes like kumagawa? No fuckign clue how you'd even attempt it.
Anonymous No.150768196
>>150764962
Damn, I remember this one artist that really liked drawing Mallek
Anonymous No.150768202
>>150767947
>>150768026
Probably comparable to me reading Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei.
I've also heard that none of the jokes in Joshiraku translate at all but I still watched and enjoyed it.
Anonymous No.150768214
>>150768108
And then theres bulked up.
Anonymous No.150768218 >>150768237 >>150768243 >>150768270
>>150768158
nigga i am still at act 6 intermission 5 intermission 5

at least im not reading about gay shit anymore
holy fuck that dragged its feet
Anonymous No.150768237 >>150768264
>>150768218
>at least im not reading about gay shit anymore
but you're still reading homestuck
Anonymous No.150768243 >>150768276
>>150768218
>act 6 intermission 5 intermission 5
I pray for you anon. act 6 act 6 intermission 5 is the worst part of the whole comic.
Anonymous No.150768264
>>150768237
Caliborn acts are the least gay works of fiction in the universe.
Anonymous No.150768270 >>150770804 >>150770814
>>150768218
>at least im not reading about gay shit anymore
Yeah I wouldn't read the epilogues then
Anonymous No.150768276
>>150768243
The comic is basically over by then, I don't mind some wordswordswords.
Anonymous No.150768293 >>150768318 >>150768326 >>150768349 >>150768358
sorry this took so long
you saw nothing
https://files.catbox.moe/czt73u.jpg
Anonymous No.150768318
>>150768293
fuckin swweet
Anonymous No.150768326
>>150768293
Excellent.
Anonymous No.150768340
[S] Rose: Ride Pony better be in the show
Anonymous No.150768349
>>150768293
*unzips head*
Anonymous No.150768358
>>150768293
this is too scawy...
Anonymous No.150768365
>>150768161
How many languages have you seen it in?
Anonymous No.150768368 >>150768406 >>150768412 >>150768418 >>150768679 >>150768780 >>150773318
What if we made Homestuck, but not gay?
Anonymous No.150768391 >>150768795
Anonymous No.150768406
>>150768368
Is there anything gayer than a time loop though
Anonymous No.150768412 >>150768526
>>150768368
You would have to reconstruct troll romance
Anonymous No.150768418 >>150768443 >>150768462
>>150768368
What if we made homestuck but good
Anonymous No.150768443
>>150768418
homestuck but it's posted on r34 exclusively
Anonymous No.150768452 >>150768468
Going to nominate Caliborn for mr /co/, really hope he gets in
Anonymous No.150768462
>>150768418
He just said that
Anonymous No.150768468 >>150768514
>>150768452
Pictured, gnawing his own leg off to escape Act 6
Anonymous No.150768514
>>150768468
he's just like me fr
Anonymous No.150768526 >>150768580
>>150768412
Forgot image
Anonymous No.150768580 >>150768660
>>150768526
imagine if instead of the trolls teaching the humans to be gay, they taught the trolls to be straight
Anonymous No.150768660 >>150768709
>>150768580
The human race will find a way to domesticate the feral trolls.
Anonymous No.150768679
>>150768368
I would make it gay accidentally
Anonymous No.150768705
>>150765432
God I miss Heinoustuck.
Anonymous No.150768709 >>150769937
>>150768660
>hey son before you go I have to let you know that about a third of the local troll population in your age group is your half sibling, so theres a chance Vrissy is... yeah, no, dont worry about it, you get it from your mother's side
Anonymous No.150768712 >>150768736 >>150768748 >>150774751
anon wont stop yelling at me in the other thread, there i fixed it
Anonymous No.150768736 >>150768786
>>150768712
i didnt yelled at you, but wheres blue filter now?
Anonymous No.150768737
>>150767880
Did they learn NOTHING from the dapper gentlemen in Problem Sleuth? They set up a smoke alarm in each of the strip booths for a reason.
Anonymous No.150768748 >>150768786
>>150768712
Thank you for this! I love it! Right on time for spooky month!
Anonymous No.150768780
>>150768368
>Homestuck with NOTHIN????
Anonymous No.150768786 >>150768798
>>150768736
its gone now...aka i didnt save that file it was on
>>150768748
im glad you, and the others, like it. I have one more request than I think Ill lay low for a bit
Anonymous No.150768795
>>150768391
sleep tight roxkit
Anonymous No.150768798
>>150768786
fuuuuuuuuuug but i love blu filter :{

anyways, good job mate, really good execution, inspiring even
Anonymous No.150768860 >>150768935
i genuinely think this is one of the funniest parts in the comic
Anonymous No.150768935
>>150768860
Has to have so far been just Oxfords entire bit for me.

>GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD!!!
Anonymous No.150768976 >>150769087
trolls owe me epic ball busting sex.
Anonymous No.150769087 >>150769117 >>150769221
>>150768976
shes cute, were from?
Anonymous No.150769117
>>150769087
I have to recheck my tumblr for that, I'm busy renaming my files atm
Anonymous No.150769145
>>150763307
hint: don't use procreate.
Use paint.net with a small image with an aliased brush. EZ pz
Anonymous No.150769221
>>150769087
x.com/clowncocaine_/status/1790131461170909623
Anonymous No.150769433 >>150769453 >>150769778
We need more panels of this bitch just standing around being sexy.
Anonymous No.150769453
>>150769433
Egyptian aesthetic is peak
Anonymous No.150769758 >>150770286 >>150770678
is there a whiteboard up?
Anonymous No.150769778 >>150770355
>>150769433
the knowledge that those are stirrup leggings makes me unfathomably horny
Anonymous No.150769937
>>150768709
>local
>on a continental scale
Anonymous No.150770286 >>150770678
>>150769758
Anon said he would make a new one for this thread in the last. That's what he said.
Anonymous No.150770355
>>150769778
Moonrunes has good tastes.
Anonymous No.150770442
>My calibron nomination got enough replies to get in
hell yeah
Anonymous No.150770494 >>150770562 >>150770584 >>150770679
While we're on the topic of Prisounebound, please help me expand the TVtropes page (please)

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/PrisouneBound
Anonymous No.150770562 >>150770574
>>150770494
No.
Anonymous No.150770574
>>150770562
yes!
Anonymous No.150770584 >>150770615
>>150770494
Im going to nominate Colsla for mr /co, wish me luck
Anonymous No.150770615 >>150770633
>>150770584
He could make a live appearance
Anonymous No.150770633
>>150770615
that would be fucking hilarious
Anonymous No.150770678 >>150771105
>>150769758
>>150770286
https://r7.whiteboardfox.com/76061975-4932-3954
and here it is sorry for the wait
the old one: https://r7.whiteboardfox.com/76042456-2100-2787
Anonymous No.150770679
>>150770494
Licking skye's cutter scars...
Anonymous No.150770804 >>150770828 >>150771010
>>150768270
Reading the Epilogues genuinely hurt me.
Anonymous No.150770814
>>150768270
>ywn have blind gf who is better at vidya than you are
Anonymous No.150770828 >>150771010 >>150771137 >>150771425 >>150771742
>>150770804
They genuinely feel like Hussie trying harder than he did through the last quarter of homestuck, but he also shits all over the characters he doesnt like. I dont like Jake Jane or Gamzee either so those bits are great, but the Jade sections fucking break my heart, she doesnt deserve that.
Anonymous No.150771010 >>150771032
>>150770828
>>150770804
Pussies
Anonymous No.150771032
>>150771010
w-woah, watch out guys we got a badass in this thread
Anonymous No.150771105 >>150771771
>>150770678
Summoning ritual
Anonymous No.150771137
>>150770828
I told you dawg! I told you about the epilogues!
Anonymous No.150771425 >>150771452
>>150770828
the only thing he 'tried harder' at was to collapse his own brand with a bunch of nasty pervert shit, cyanide in his own cocktail
Anonymous No.150771452 >>150771503
>>150771425
>nasty pervert shit
you can just say you're a secondary, mspa was founded on piss, shit and codpieces. The epilogues were a return to form in a lot of ways.
Anonymous No.150771503 >>150771532
>>150771452
dog dick babies and Jake shitting himself was not a return to form
Anonymous No.150771532 >>150771666
>>150771503
>dog dick babies
not in the epilogues
>Jake shitting himself
that scene was fucking funny.
I know this is 4chan so shitting on something for the sake of it is par for the course, but when all your critiques of something are the same bullet points off the wiki that the zoomers scared to read the epilogues use, its pretty fucking weak.
Anonymous No.150771652
>>150765151
thank you so much!
Anonymous No.150771666
>>150771532
Still Not gonna read it chuddie
Anonymous No.150771676
I will once the updates hit it
I am not looking forward to it
Anonymous No.150771742 >>150771772
>>150770828
"tried harder" he jumped the shark over and over and implied it's cool because he did it on purpose
Anonymous No.150771760
Fuck Ive been doing the reread on the official site but now I have all of Act 5 Act 1 to get through, I forget how much it drags. This is why I never got into Vast Error, it takes from the A5A1 more than the early acts
Anonymous No.150771771
>>150771105
I hadn't even checked the thread all day i just felt the vibes...in the air
Anonymous No.150771772
>>150771742
Yeah, I'd agree with that. Still better than Shes 8ack where everything plays out in the most direct and boring way possible.
Anonymous No.150771796
going through openbound why does the autistic retard in a helmet have an imageboard dialogue box
Anonymous No.150771812
Acts 1-5>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mid act 6>>>>>epilogues>early act 6>>>>>>>>>late act 6>>>>>>>>bc act 1
Anonymous No.150771930 >>150771954 >>150772085
Do you think you can pirate sburb
Anonymous No.150771954 >>150771982
>>150771930
Thats how all the Alphas play the game, did you even read the comic?
Anonymous No.150771982 >>150772000
>>150771954
No, that's why I'm asking
Anonymous No.150772000
>>150771982
well then yeah, 4 of the 8 characters who play it pirated it. Despite the game being so important and world-altering it just operates as two .exe files lol
Anonymous No.150772083 >>150772127
omg......
Anonymous No.150772085 >>150772125 >>150772137
>>150771930
Technically you can't.
The annoying part about it is that everyone who plays the game is predestined to do so. So your copy, no matter how you obtain it, was, is, and will be 100% meant to be in your possession.
Anonymous No.150772125 >>150772176
>>150772085
amazing how much story and fanfic potential he destroyed enthusiasm for with his awful insistence on hard fate making everything an exercise in futility
Anonymous No.150772127
>>150772083
tasty tasty swaps and bends...
Anonymous No.150772137
>>150772085
Within canon anyways. Maybe if you tried adding someone who isn't on derse and prospit the game just decides to fuck you for pir8cy
Anonymous No.150772176 >>150772188 >>150772191
>>150772125
In something I'm writing a guardian tries to take her kids slot in the session. Activating piracy made (she's trying to pirate godhood)
Anonymous No.150772188
>>150772176
There's a very long history of gods being usurped
I'm sure it'll be fiiiiiiine
all of those generally end with the end of the world
Anonymous No.150772191 >>150772254
>>150772176
nope sorry too interesting an idea, she immediately dies and the session is doomed and everyone dies, now praise me for subversion
Anonymous No.150772212 >>150772221 >>150772257
Anonymous No.150772221
>>150772212
Paradox Clone High
Anonymous No.150772254 >>150772274
>>150772191
In canon the timeline has integrated attempts to change it. Such as john retconning. Although that is a special case. The timeline is a hard issue. But it can be cracked
Anonymous No.150772257
>>150772212
Nigga has that geek aura to him.
Anonymous No.150772267
>>150757736
Kinda is.
But it's very obviously not being created by some wannabe fan team and not very secretly illustrated/written by Hussie now so..
Anonymous No.150772274
>>150772254
sorry man but Hussie's shit writing did an awful job of making any of that clear or logical, he abandoned his own setting's logic the second he turned it into a highschool drama
Anonymous No.150772333 >>150772359 >>150772696
Say you theoretically survive the reckoning

The guardian has fucked off to the session, everyone there is permanently exiled from your universe except for some weirdos who will appear some billion years from now

are you home free? Aside from the years of nuclear winter, I guess
Anonymous No.150772359
>>150772333
As home free as you can be in a ruined world, I guess.
Anonymous No.150772696
>>150772333
you're saying you're still on the planet immediately post-reckoning, without sburb? You're fucked. The reason the exiles are on the planet in the future is because its annihilated, the air probably isnt even breathable, let alone food and water.
Anonymous No.150773184 >>150773242
>>150766610
Honestly the one thing I've never criticised HS^2 and Beyond Canon for is the art. To me it's always looked clean and crisp with most panels having everyone in Hero Mode which I always liked the most in HS.
My complaints have always been with the writing. If they got rid of the dogshit writers and had a competent team that doesn't utterly hate the thing and fandom of the thing they're writing for paired up with the art team and receiving Hussie's input I would gladly recommend people continue to read ALL of Homestuck.

Things having a hope of getting better is personally very exciting. I might get lost in the sauce again...
Anonymous No.150773242 >>150773482
>>150773184
Yeah the art is fucking kino. I think part of the reason act 2 has been better, aside from the inherent fun of a new world and characters, is because this team is so bad at writing the old characters, whereas theres less to complain about with new ones that they designed from the ground up. I wonder why the hs2 team is so different from the epilogues team, the plot decisions by hussie were retarded there but the actual dialogue fit the old characters voices pretty well.
Anonymous No.150773318 >>150773977
>>150768368
HEY JIMMY! GIMME A HOMESTUCK WIT' NUTHIN'!
Anonymous No.150773437 >>150773567 >>150773650 >>150773899
But here's the Vrisker.
Anonymous No.150773482 >>150773590
>>150773242
Apparently hs2 has a new team that replace thebones who was originally working on this.
Anonymous No.150773517 >>150773825
what are aysha uh farah and kate mitchell up to these days
Anonymous No.150773532 >>150773557
everyone vote for colsla, let's get him in
Anonymous No.150773557
>>150773532
No bitch
Anonymous No.150773567
>>150773437
i like her, anon, please draw them bickering.
Anonymous No.150773572 >>150773606
I don't care who James roach tells to shill where, I'm not reading the dog penis sequel.
Anonymous No.150773583 >>150773659
https://files.catbox.moe/vgjypy.png
Anonymous No.150773584 >>150773608 >>150773635 >>150773672
Are you down to clown with fem Gamzee?
Anonymous No.150773590
>>150773482
Its bizarre how many people have worked on post-canon homestuck
>epilogues
Outline and like 25% written by Hussie, the rest by Cephied_Variable and ctset, with minor work by Lalo Hunt, Aysha U. Farah, and V
>homestuck^2 (original team)
shit I was gonna write it all out but the wiki lists like 10 people for hs2. The important thing is the people who did barely any work, Aysha and Lalo, were given way more authority on hs2, making it way worse.
>Beyond Canon (current team)
Miles and Kim Quach. Also James Roach, but thank fuck he left and took his lame millenial jokes with him.
Anonymous No.150773606 >>150773671
>>150773572
He left the team because people kept making fun of how shitty of a writer he is.
Anonymous No.150773608 >>150774889
>>150773584
no
Anonymous No.150773635 >>150773660 >>150773701
>>150773584
oh wow he's exactly the same boring forced fetish slop as before
Anonymous No.150773650
>>150773437
She look like she want that d
Anonymous No.150773659 >>150773729
>>150773583
Its hero time
Anonymous No.150773660
>>150773635
^ the raped
Anonymous No.150773671
>>150773606
Great. Still not reading it.
Anonymous No.150773672
>>150773584
uh, yeah. sure, might as well.
Anonymous No.150773701 >>150773721 >>150774858
>>150773635
Let's rape and kill this nigga
Anonymous No.150773721 >>150773756
>>150773701
femzee would have never gone crazy because she and karkat would immediatly vacillate flushed upon meeting in person.
Anonymous No.150773729 >>150773800
>>150773659
I haven't drawn actual sex with the ass, her virginity stays intact, for now.
Anonymous No.150773756 >>150773768
>>150773721
regular gamzee is probably pretty attractive, given Terezi getting together with him. Kind of related, I was rereading Act 5, and its funny how most fanart draws Gamzee pretty tall, when he canonically cant reach the peddles of his unicycle.
Anonymous No.150773760 >>150773798
i am so happy to see the davejade propaganda alive and well in this thread!!!! :D i hope everyone is having a good night tonight <3
Anonymous No.150773768 >>150773783
>>150773756
it's a big unicycle.
Anonymous No.150773783
>>150773768
I guess it is probably just Grand Highblood-sized unicycle, plus most people draw the trolls and kids like theyre 16 to 18 rather than 13 anyways
Anonymous No.150773798 >>150773805 >>150773891
>>150773760
He should facefuck her
Anonymous No.150773800 >>150773831
>>150773729
If marriage is what it takes by caliborn will I date her ass
Anonymous No.150773805
>>150773798
so true!! and im not biased in any way
Anonymous No.150773825
>>150773517
fucking your mom
Anonymous No.150773831 >>150773916
>>150773800
You're the second person who offered to marry her...bridal creampie art is on the way
Anonymous No.150773891
>>150773798
He did.
Anonymous No.150773894 >>150774057
Anonymous No.150773899
>>150773437
Have you done any others?
Anonymous No.150773916 >>150774002
>>150773831
So do us two have to fight to the death or what?
Anonymous No.150773977
>>150773318
Kek I never get tired of this stupid joke.
Anonymous No.150774002
>>150773916
STRIFE
Anonymous No.150774010 >>150774037 >>150774178
im approaching the middle point of act 6 (currently in intermission 4) and im starting to muster so many complaints in such a short time like
why is hussie self-inserting so hard now and posing himself as a creep is it meant to be funny because its painfully not that and if its not meant to be funny thats even worse
why is tavros still here can you please just let him die already i don't dislike him by the contrary i like him but i understand i get it hes pathetic hes a loser no one likes him and no one will ever treat him like a person and vriska crippling him for no reason and then killing him for no reason will continue to be massively downplayed and now he's turning into fucking smeagol setting up for another round of humiliation very funny stuff hussie can we retire this punching bag yet
why is so much interesting shit being offscreened while you make me spend hours talking to more trolls that won't fucking matter AGAIN (except this time they're already dead and almost completely recycled) what do you mean jade dated davesprite and broke up offscreen what do you mean vriska dated doomed timeline john and broke up offscreen why are you laying a turd on my (sort-of since its not really dave and john) favored pairings like this why are you showing me the alpha kids going on cool adventures and exploring their worlds in a montage while the narration is stuck in dead troll dream bubble hell and WAITING
is this what people were talking about with act 6 or are there somehow even greater evils ahead
Anonymous No.150774037
>>150774010
go post this to reddit, we use complete sentences here.
Anonymous No.150774057 >>150774118
>>150773894
who made this? ive seen this artstyle a lot in these threads and its really cool
Anonymous No.150774081 >>150774123 >>150774146 >>150774148
Is shipping Ly'lac and Swiss a nervous investor move? They're technically first girl and first boy introduced
Anonymous No.150774118
>>150774057
'chomplicated' on Tumblr and Xitter.
Seems to be quite the Aranea fan.
Anonymous No.150774123 >>150774150
>>150774081
erm thats actually really icky because theyre very sibling-coded anon
Anonymous No.150774146
>>150774081
Hussie should not be allowed to tell anyone about anything financial.
Anonymous No.150774148
>>150774081
No, that's technically Harry and Vrissy. Precisely why they are doomed to fail.
Anonymous No.150774150
>>150774123
>theyre very sibling-coded
alright im sold. Swilac it is.
Anonymous No.150774165 >>150774208
Which homestuck character has the tightest bussy?
Anonymous No.150774178 >>150774202 >>150775620
>>150774010
>are there somehow even greater evils ahead
I'm only a little further ahead than you, so I can't speak on this in confidence, but apparently there's an even lower point somewhere during an intermission around A6A6.
Openbound does get shit on by nearly every part of the fandom, so it's possible that the rest of the main comic never gets that bad again.
Anonymous No.150774202 >>150774303
>>150774178
Openbound has fun moments, and the Karkat/Terezi scene is kino, its just way too fucking long. But yeah, A6A6I5 is far and away the worst part of the comic, and its long enough to be like 10 fucking percent of it
Anonymous No.150774208 >>150774220
>>150774165
Kankri, its not even a match. You'd have to be King Arthur to pull someone out of him
Anonymous No.150774214 >>150776238
>>150766514
was eridan grimdark when he did it?
Anonymous No.150774220
>>150774208
ive never put this to thought in my mind but i would have to agree 100% anon!!
Anonymous No.150774245
this scene but it's nepeta kissing equius
Anonymous No.150774254 >>150774266 >>150774367 >>150776980
>>150765304
Well if this anything from this tease holds up then he's going to die at least once
Anonymous No.150774256
Anonymous No.150774266 >>150774377
>>150774254
quick someone pull up the character sprites we got last time and compare the horns. also, yittris heir of heart?
Anonymous No.150774303 >>150774365
>>150774202
>its long enough to be like 10 fucking percent of it
Really? Damn, that sucks. I hope I can stomach that whenever I get there. I'd hate to drop the comic that late into it.
Also, I do agree that the Karkat-Terezi scene in Openbound was quite nice. I didn't completely hate that intermission either but it just dragged on and, from what I've heard, very little of it matters in the long run compared to how much time goes into it.
Anonymous No.150774365 >>150774612
>>150774303
Fuck I just doublechecked my math on readmspa.org and was hoping I exaggerated but nah, its 10.7% of the total comics wordcount. Its not nearly as universally panned as Openbound though so maybe youll like it, I just despise it. I'm sure you'll be able to power through and finish it at least.
Anonymous No.150774367
>>150774254
Kinda freaky they are talking by all those severed heads
Anonymous No.150774377 >>150774389
>>150774266
Of course that dog would be an heir. All the hacks and tools are
Anonymous No.150774389
>>150774377
I'd put an heir in a dog girl
Anonymous No.150774478 >>150774620 >>150774630 >>150775581
whiteboard 5 collage
Anonymous No.150774586
>>150759024
it gets much worse
Anonymous No.150774612
>>150774365
Shit, well I hope I get through it too. Thanks for the heads-up, anyway.
Anonymous No.150774620 >>150774719
>>150774478
Thankyou for archiving this. And thanks for making all my tiny drawings fucking massive. I guess.
Anonymous No.150774630
>>150774478
highblood swerve
Anonymous No.150774633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B_phS0jaP8

Best fanart I've seen today.
Anonymous No.150774691 >>150774709 >>150774717 >>150774909 >>150775447
Why do does the fandom think Gamzee is black or black coded? Almost every Juggalo I've met has been white.
Anonymous No.150774709 >>150774739
>>150774691
Something something pies make him mellow and yellow something something weed joke something something weed is common with blacks something something use your brain
Anonymous No.150774717
>>150774691
They're only being racist ironically
Anonymous No.150774719
>>150774620
of course, all the whiteboards have been so full of charm. it'd be a shame to lose any of them
Anonymous No.150774739 >>150774758
>>150774709
Why the fuck would you think of a black person when you think of a juggalo though?
Anonymous No.150774750
Homestuck 2 but dirk gets freed from the simulation and is forever scared how easily evil he was.
Anonymous No.150774751
>>150768712
this is fantastic
Anonymous No.150774758 >>150774784
>>150774739
Only if you never seen/heard of a juggalo in your entire life and the comic was the first ever discovery of them, all and all assumptions idk man, travel back in time and ask the old fandom
Anonymous No.150774784
>>150774758
didn't some retard archive all the old mspa forums?
Anonymous No.150774836
johnrose is ___
Anonymous No.150774856
Goodnight hsg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyLbqKXOoPE
Anonymous No.150774858
>>150773701
how about it just fucking dies and i don't sully my sausage with it at all
Anonymous No.150774874 >>150774889 >>150774902
You will submit to psycho clown girls
Anonymous No.150774889 >>150775009
>>150774874
refer to >>150773608
Anonymous No.150774902
>>150774874
Anonymous No.150774909
>>150774691
Racism due to ignorance. People who don't think about implications often just attached human skin color for the sake of it rather if it makes sense.
Anonymous No.150774950 >>150774976
>>150767408
Imagine us and the TADC fags having a bastard child together?
Anonymous No.150774976
>>150774950
>pomni x gamzee clown ship art
Anonymous No.150775009 >>150775080 >>150775089
>>150774889
You vill like ze clussy
Anonymous No.150775064 >>150775091
>>150757736
Is rape good when your ravaged asshole is eventually lubed by blood and other anal leakages? Got a grip you fucking retard.
Anonymous No.150775080
>>150775009
>Pail out
Dangerously based
Anonymous No.150775089
>>150775009
that place must fucking stink like a circus garbage can.
Anonymous No.150775091
>>150775064
Fuck you. I'll rape you.
Anonymous No.150775108 >>150775114 >>150775121 >>150775145 >>150775252 >>150775585 >>150775596
clowns are fun but I wish friendsim had some restraint and didnt make every purpleblood a clown. Gamzee's intro literally says his cult is obscure.
Anonymous No.150775114 >>150775130 >>150775140 >>150775185
>>150775108
what would be some good non cloun archetypes to draw from?
Anonymous No.150775121 >>150775140
>>150775108
Same shit with Hiveswap, its like the creators just looked at the 12 trolls and thought "These mutants and outcasts that were created by time goo technoloy are definetly the template for all of this alien species."
Anonymous No.150775130
>>150775114
>what would be some good non cloun archetypes to draw from?
Literally anything else, its a planet full of kids, get creative or just have them be a normal brat in this dystopian hellscape.
Anonymous No.150775140
>>150775114
They could be anything else. Look at the bronzebloods. They made a cowgirl and a singer, those have nothing to do with any of Tavros's character traits.
>>150775121
I think some castes were better about it than others. Jades worked fine, blues and indigos were different enough. Some were really shitty though, like all the teals being lawyers, or to abundance of mustard psychics when sollux is said to be a mutant.
Anonymous No.150775145 >>150775158
>>150775108
Doesn't hiveswap take place in a different continuity somewhat?
Anonymous No.150775158
>>150775145
I think Hiveswap is in the same universe as homestuck, but friendsim is dubiously canon because mspareader landing on alternia would fuck with the story of hiveswap.
Anonymous No.150775185
>>150775114
Mimes and bards is a good example. Though to be honest i would imagine a clown troll believing in a different form of the religion. Similar to how christianity has different branches.
Anonymous No.150775195 >>150775225
>>150763190
Even if it didn't fix things it would have been fucking funny
Anonymous No.150775222 >>150775372
Anonymous No.150775225 >>150775460 >>150779366
>>150775195
Wait how the fuck does this work if she has a dog cock, Dave is talking about being a homo for Karkat so this must be based on HS2.
Anonymous No.150775229 >>150775486
Anonymous No.150775252 >>150775279 >>150775331 >>150775379
>>150775108
it still is rare if you take the fact that generally the higher on the hemospectrum one is the rarer their blood. so say every rank has a 1:2 ratio with twice many people below it:
fushia- 1
violet- 2
purple- 4
indigo- 8
cobolt- 16
teal- 32
jade- (?) special case, let's ignore for now
olive- 64
gold- 128
bronze- 256
rust- 512
(4 Γ· 1023) x 100= .39
purplebloods/juggalos make up less than %1 of the population at MOST
Anonymous No.150775279 >>150775310 >>150775343 >>150775352
>>150775252
Its never sat right to me that gold bloods would be the third most common. Do their ships run out of juice that quick?? Are decent batteries really rare?
It would make more sense to me that they are low caste, but fairly rare since you dont need so many of them
Anonymous No.150775310
>>150775279
>Do their ships run out of juice that quick?? Are decent batteries really rare?
I think its more that they have a really large amount of ships, and decent batteries dont last longer, but allow vessels to go farther in less time
Anonymous No.150775328 >>150775344 >>150775505
I wanna see more fucked up trolls. Hiveswap having Cirava show that trolls end up with horrific injuries casually for dumbass reasons is it's best contribution to me.
Anonymous No.150775331 >>150775401
>>150775252
Thats a fair explanation, but I still dont think that would align with him calling the cult obscure. Purplebloods are well known and feared. so even if there are a tiny number of them, I think everyone would know about them and their practices.
Anonymous No.150775336 >>150775505
I also want purpleblood bussy.
Anonymous No.150775343 >>150775379
>>150775279
I mean growing up to be a battery has little to do with how fertile your..genes? are
the lower you are the more expendiable are you are. you can be killed at any point for any reason just on a whim. if someone like the feared violetblood dualscar can be beaten to death for not telling a good enough joke, living to see tomorrow is a gamble
however, in the troll's original world, beforus, culling meant a good coddling
Anonymous No.150775344 >>150775353
>>150775328
Cute troll, more trolls should get Zuko/Shoto'd
Anonymous No.150775352 >>150775392
>>150775279
I think its not that their cast is rare, but those with a strong enough mutation to run ships are rare. Hiveswap showed very little restraint with castes weird traits and even it shows only 2 of its 5(?) goldbloods to have functional psychic abilities. Plus it introduced voidrot, which I think was a good contribution to show the limits of their powers.
Anonymous No.150775353 >>150775386
>>150775344
Careful what you wish for
Anonymous No.150775372 >>150775507 >>150775527
>>150775222
they're just curious how it feels like, right?
Anonymous No.150775379 >>150775518
>>150775343
>I mean growing up to be a battery has little to do with how fertile your..genes? are
While >>150775252 's general idea for caste quantity makes sense, I have always subscribed to the theory that the condense is artificially controlling the number of trolls born in each caste. Hell she may even be manipulating their lifespans, that would be well within her abilities. All she would have to do would be to have rustbloods stationed at any mother grub to control her or the lusii around her to cull however many grubs she wants to keep the numbers right.
Anonymous No.150775386
>>150775353
Oh shit you're right.

MOONRUNES WAIT I WAS JUST KIDDING DON'T WRITE THAT DOWN IN YOUR LIST OF WAYS TO TORTURE YOUR CHARACTERS!
Anonymous No.150775392 >>150775424
>>150775352
What would they use the non functional ones for then? I guess they dont seem much weaker than rust bloods
Anonymous No.150775401 >>150775446
>>150775331
depends on hussie's subjective opinion on whether that few percentile is worth calling obscure
> I think everyone would know about them and their practices
if the 3 purplebloods we're told about are any indicator, the cast is rather hard to approach and it seems people either didn't care to know (beta showes showed little interest on getting to know gamzee) or openly mocked it (aranea and meenah mocked kurloz's religion)
Anonymous No.150775411 >>150775435 >>150775457 >>150775466
the beta kids and their shenangnangnings are the only good part of the story
Anonymous No.150775424 >>150775445
>>150775392
Pretty sure the empire has plenty of jobs for trolls that dont have strong abilities. I mean half the jobs the trolls wanted (threshicutioner, legislacerator, etc) didnt sound like they needed a powerful ability, so while the caste system is important I think the empire has plenty of position for mid- to lowbloods.
Anonymous No.150775435
>>150775411
They all have the best stories in the beta session. They do so much.
Anonymous No.150775445
>>150775424
True they can all definitely hold a weapon. That’s all you need to do really.
Anonymous No.150775446 >>150775491
>>150775401
>people either didn't care to know (beta showes showed little interest on getting to know gamzee)
Big difference between not asking about some weird alien and not knowing basic details about the strongest, most dangerous group of people on your planet
>openly mocked it (aranea and meenah mocked kurloz's religion)
again, comparing beforus to alternia is just silly. Only on alternia are the purplebloods in a position of power to be a threat to everyone else.
Anonymous No.150775447 >>150775464 >>150775481
>>150774691
He kinda has an afro and speaks in ebonics. "Chucklevoodoo" is kinda black coded because voodoo is a black thing. Plus Hussie also made )(IC and Meenah undeniably black caricatures.
>UM THERES NO SUCH THING AS ACTING BLACK!
Is just playing dumb, Hussie loved making race-related jokes before it became really awkward with Trickster mode and he walked it back. The fact that juggalos are usually white trash doesn't change the fact that Gamzee had black features and mannerisms like Meenah's dreadlocks and gold bling.
Anonymous No.150775457 >>150775499
>>150775411
how does it feel to be so wrong and stupid?
Anonymous No.150775460
>>150775225
reversing valve
Anonymous No.150775464
>>150775447
For example like, a lot of the white coded characters like Dave rap too, but they don't go "I be wanting to..." etc. like Gamzee unless they're joking, but that's just how Gamzee normally talks.
Anonymous No.150775466
>>150775411
>forgetting caliborn's amazing art
the fuck anon?
Anonymous No.150775481 >>150775522 >>150775593
>>150775447
>Plus Hussie also made )(IC and Meenah undeniably black caricatures.
I think they were more intended to be just based on Nikki Minaj than black stereotypes in general, but this has much more weight than
>He kinda has an afro and speaks in ebonics.
No he fucking doesnt. He has crazy clown hair and speaks like a juggalo. Have you ever seen or heard the ICP outside of Homestuck? Sure their mannerisms are derived from black people, but Gamzee is based off them, not black people directly.
Anonymous No.150775486
>>150775229
cute
Anonymous No.150775491 >>150775502
>>150775446
I just don't find it hard to believe desu. real life has stuff like scientology where everyone either doesn't care or mocks them rather than learning about the fucked up shit they did
Anonymous No.150775499
>>150775457
my beloved
Anonymous No.150775502
>>150775491
I know I'm getting hung up by one word on one page, but I wouldnt call scientology obscure either. Sure nobody knows the fine details of it, but everybody knows what it is and what famous people are a part of it.
Anonymous No.150775505 >>150775544
>>150775328
>>150775336
>artist applications
>writer applications
are they trying to get VE moving again or what?
Anonymous No.150775507 >>150775527
>>150775372
Nepeta was feeling lonely... she just needs a little release. Instead of worrying about what quadrant this falls under he just decided to help her.
Anonymous No.150775518
>>150775379
she quite possibly bred even more them to look for mutant ones capable of being batteries but not so much they their populace is hard to control
Anonymous No.150775522
>>150775481
> just based on Nikki Minaj than black stereotypes in general
I haven't seen a source for that, did Hussie say that or something? I don't remember Nicki having a fixation for bling and having dreadlocks/braids or whatever long stringy shit Meenah has. Meenah didn't rap either. I think she was literally just a sassy black woman stereotypes. Didn't the Condesce wear grillz too?
And besides the ebonics, which none of the other rapper characters like Dave or Tavros share with Gamzee, "chucklevoodoo" is undeniably a black coding. Kurloz's sprite to me looks afro-esque as well.
Anonymous No.150775527 >>150775565
>>150775372
>>150775507
>nepeta died mever knowing what a kiss feels like
I didn't need feels tonight
Anonymous No.150775544 >>150775551
>>150775505
>not realizing they spelled it WRITER APPLCATIONS
ngmi
...and apparently neither are they, seems like they need editor appl[i]cations, too
Anonymous No.150775551 >>150775569
>>150775544
Ill be transparent and say I was too preoccupied with looking at the trolls. VE art looks real nice, shame its such a fucking slog.
Anonymous No.150775565 >>150775624
>>150775527
she was the shipping/cosplaying/roleplaying audience insert, and Hussie wasn't happy with those people at the time.
never stood a chance.
Anonymous No.150775569 >>150775603 >>150775605
>>150775551
>Ill be transparent
wtf where did you go
Anonymous No.150775581
>>150774478
thanks for making this
Anonymous No.150775585
>>150775108
There should be an even more obscure cult offshoot of cannibal clowns who eat other troll in emulation of Gl'bgolyb.
Anonymous No.150775593
>>150775481
>intended to be just based on Nikki Minaj
No that's just a fandom headcanon. She kinda has that 'ratchet' black girl personality, but she isn't based on anyone specific.
Anonymous No.150775596
>>150775108
There should be an even more obscure cult offshoot of cannibal clowns who eat other trolls in emulation of Gl'bgolyb.
Anonymous No.150775603
>>150775569
Void powers, son! They make you vanish in response to people looking your way!
Anonymous No.150775605
>>150775569
kek
Anonymous No.150775620 >>150775625
>>150774178
openbound was awesome dont listen to them newfagkun let the dancestor love into your heart
Anonymous No.150775624 >>150781502
>>150775565
>Hussie wasn't happy with those people at the time.
what happened at the time?
Anonymous No.150775625 >>150775656 >>150776157
>>150775620
I love Openbound and am really confused when people don't like it, maybe just because I'm a fag who only ever cared about the flashes and game parts.
Anonymous No.150775656 >>150776157
>>150775625
they cant read and they dont have fun reading or clicking on items and reading the description/they think the dancestors are being mean to the fans which they arent theyre fanservicey fanservice fanservice guys from fanservice dreambubble world
Anonymous No.150776157 >>150776481 >>150777841
>>150775656
>>150775625

I mostly just skipped it because it felt like filler that won't matter and I just wanted to see the plot go forward instead of just learning about these irrelevant jabronis. Turns out I was right too.
Anonymous No.150776203
what if vriska was red?
Anonymous No.150776234
do you think hussie fell harder or vriska than he meant to, or designed her as his perfect girl from the start?
Anonymous No.150776238
>>150774214
Murderstuck
Anonymous No.150776481 >>150776768
>>150776157
YOU SKIPPED PARTS?
Anonymous No.150776711
NIGGER... ATTACK! HIYAH!
Anonymous No.150776712
Anonymous No.150776768 >>150776944
>>150776481
yep straight from act 2 to BC
Anonymous No.150776944
>>150776768
what the fuck is your deal man
Anonymous No.150776955 >>150776967 >>150776980
Yttrisbros we're so back.
Anonymous No.150776967 >>150776980 >>150776995
>>150776955
Anonymous No.150776980
>>150774254
>>150776955
>>150776967
The good thing about violet bloods is that any violence against them is justified and every god tier death counts as Just
Anonymous No.150776995 >>150777010
>>150776967
Anonymous No.150777010 >>150777068
>>150776995
How can a fish be so fruity?
Anonymous No.150777068
>>150777010
Its all the shit they dump into the water.
Anonymous No.150777267
Duality of the Violet Bloods. You either end up as a Racist or a Gay.
Anonymous No.150777283 >>150777289
i must go back in time and stop hussie from inventing trolls
Anonymous No.150777289 >>150777403
>>150777283
No, no. Just prevent the Quadrants.
Anonymous No.150777307
terezi tummy...
Anonymous No.150777308
This bitch couldn't even make herself a sandwich.
Anonymous No.150777332 >>150777781 >>150777955
Why does Ellith exchange "i"s for "!"? How does that fit her character. I get the baby talk
Anonymous No.150777344 >>150777369 >>150778665 >>150780169
Why did Jade punch him? He was right about the fact that they're all miserable. In fact Jade is a large supplier of misery to at least two of her friend's lives.
Anonymous No.150777369 >>150777402
>>150777344
she's kinda retarded thats why
Anonymous No.150777402
>>150777369
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST POINT OUT HOW TERRIBLE OUR LIVES ARE AFTER WE TOOK ON TONS OF RESPONSIBILITY WE WEREN'T READY FOR AFTER THE GAME INSTEAD OF TRYING TO LIVE OUR LIVES AND ADJUST BEFORE DOING THAT HOW DARE YOU SAY WE WERE HAPPIER BEFORE
>ESPECIALLY ROSE AND KANAYA WHO WERE MARKEDIBLY MORE HAPPY BEFORE *I* RUINED THEIR MARRIAGE
Anonymous No.150777403
>>150777289
that stupid lyric "fuckin magnets, how do they work" broke hussie's brain so much he created an entire alien romantic system to explain it
Anonymous No.150777781
>>150777332
dont question her. she may cry
Anonymous No.150777841
>>150776157
anon doesnt have fun reading lmao
Anonymous No.150777955 >>150778061 >>150778189
>>150777332
! is an upside down i, a subtle hint that she is inverted.
Anonymous No.150778061 >>150778143
>>150777955
Inverted nipples?
Anonymous No.150778143
>>150778061
Would be cute ngl
Fits her shy nature
Anonymous No.150778189
>>150777955
do you mean introverted????????
Anonymous No.150778665
>>150777344
dumb dog
Anonymous No.150779101 >>150779200 >>150779274 >>150779466
Why is she so hot?
Anonymous No.150779200
>>150779101
Pawtistic energy
Anonymous No.150779274
>>150779101
It must be her charming personality
Anonymous No.150779366
>>150775225
>Dave is talking about being a homo for Karkat so this must be based on HS2
It was written in 2016. DaveKat was canon in HS1.
Anonymous No.150779461 >>150779473 >>150779793 >>150780204
do you think dave and karkat ever got into an argument and karkat goes to makeout with him caliginously and dave is like "no dude what the fuck is wrong with you" which turns him on even more?
Anonymous No.150779466 >>150780771 >>150780861 >>150780881
>>150779101
Her trenchcoat is extra smelly
Anonymous No.150779473
>>150779461
i think that's basically how their entire relationship operates
Anonymous No.150779793
>>150779461
probably like at least once
Anonymous No.150780169 >>150780853
>>150777344
Jade's life was ruined by sburb. She killed her childhood crush, died, and watched her brother and crush (again) die in front of her because of it. And John wants to throw her kid, in her mind the only thing she has left, into that same game
Anonymous No.150780204
>>150779461
I dont think vacillation happens over something as small as an argument and vriskagram makes it clear their relationship has always been red and not black.
Anonymous No.150780479 >>150780755
People who have dated a bunch should not be allowed to write romance. Romance should be written exclusively by virgins, incels, incel-virgins, and those who waited until marriage to engage in sexual intercourse and never divorced.
Im tired of this on-again-off-again ever shifting romantic clusterfuck that has every relationship end in pain and failure.
I want true soul mates who love each other forever and overcome challenges together without affecting their deep platonic and romantic love for each other.
Anonymous No.150780755 >>150780976
>>150780479
Therr are plenty of stories like that, why does Homestuck need to be one of them?
Anonymous No.150780771
>>150779466
Musky, sweaty trench coat after a good day of hunting…
Anonymous No.150780853 >>150781045
>>150780169
Fair but it feels disingenuous to have the deadbeat dad who ruined her closest friend's marriage be the one to punch John for pointing out they've never been happy since SBURB.
Lovecraft’s cat No.150780861
>>150779466
It’s good
Anonymous No.150780881 >>150780938 >>150780963 >>150780968
>>150779466
who smells more Nepeta or Ellith? Also would they be friends?
Anonymous No.150780938
>>150780881
Ellith canonically at least showers when it rains. So Nepeta for sure.
Anonymous No.150780963
>>150780881
ellith at least has a actual house
and not a cave
and yeah they would probably be friends but poor elliths head would be spinning trying to understand shipping
Anonymous No.150780968 >>150781092
>>150780881
nepeta is the smellier one and i think ellith would burst out crying upon walking into nepetas hive and seeing all the dead animals in her hive
Anonymous No.150780976 >>150781425
>>150780755
Because it intentionally goes against for no good reason, and the writing isnt good either
Anonymous No.150781045 >>150781438
>>150780853
Jades fucked up a lot of shit in Candy, but I think the whole point of that scene is that she wants to try and fix her mistakes, while John just wants to run away back to the game and pretend none of it matters.
Anonymous No.150781092
>>150780968
Her lusus is a skeleton
Anonymous No.150781425
>>150780976
Too bad. No domestic Davejade with 10 fankids for you
Anonymous No.150781438
>>150781045
You can't unfuck Kanaya's wife, Jade.
Anonymous No.150781502 >>150781588
>>150775624
given production time lag, murderstuck is produced right around peak "homestuck fans making fools of themselves and pissing everyone else off at cons"
the more Hussie disliked the fandom, the more he took that out on the things they liked - and they really fucking liked the trolls.
Anonymous No.150781588
>>150781502
>"homestuck fans making fools of themselves and pissing everyone else off at cons"
That was much more prevalent after the cascade boom.
>the more Hussie disliked the fandom, the more he took that out on the things they liked - and they really fucking liked the trolls
Hussie was always antagonistic towards the audience but murderstuck was bound to happen. 12 trolls was too much, and he needed to thin the herd to the ones who actually mattered if they were going to stay in the story at all.