Thread 150759721

Who will be eliminated?

Sneed vs. Chuck

Ladies...

Ass vs Glass

bring me
KINGtos

ENTER GODulk!!!

>>150759821
But Mr. Mcduck, Kratos is afraid of you...

>>150759779
QUEEEEEEEEEENMUUUUUUUUUU!

Danganronpa is a gilded turd.

team boomstick status?

Deku x Maka

Wouldn't it make more sense for this to be Chris Mclean Vs Junko?

Soon.....

>>150759883
The girls are pure sexo, that alone makes Danganronpa peak fiction

>>150759959
The number of stacked girls went up with every game.

>>150759952
>sequel series confirmed to be more Knull wank
>Knull solo
>Queen in Black
Fuck Knull!!

>>150759959
cute byos

>>150759911
VICTORIOUS.

>>150759975
All that and they still get Mogged by this QUEEN from the first game.

Someone rang?

KINGS

>>150760107
Madoka's footrest

>>150760112
he beat Kid Gohan

>>150760112
Why is Vegeta such a pathetic loser?

>>150760154
He's canonically 5'5 and didn't lose his virginity until he was 33.

>>150759959
>pure sexo
You are a brown moe tourist

>>150759959
>pure sexo
You are an Aryan SCHOLAR longtime site member

>>150760187
>didn't lose his virginity until he was 33.
Just like me...

Am I free now, am I a better man yet?

>>150760187
>Didn't lose his virginity until he was 33

He most likely fucked some alien slut bitch before he met Bulma, there's no way Bejita was a virgin before he met Bulma.

>>150760250
>Literal headcanon

>>150760187
He's just like me...

>>150760187
Goku canonically never fucked Chi-Chi. Gohan and Goten are virgin births

Sea Salt solos MHA

After ruminating about it I think this MU is actually pretty good
Jaune gets humiliated by The most retarded character in Bleach, and Bleach's first win being Orihime is just hilarious

>>150760356
>Implying they don’t fuck

>>150760356
Black baby feeders

>>150760355
>Gag feat where Mario is miles away from the black hole
vs
>Sonic casually outrunning a blackhole inches away from him

https://www.reddit.com/r/respectthreads/comments/r0ei4c/respect_reimu_hakurei_touhou/
When you look at something like this, it makes Reimu really strong.
But at the same time, I'm not imagining her as any form of infinite.
Also the people she's set up against (Doctor Strange) don't really seem like they actually interact with her power set all that much.

>>150760293
How could that be possible if they are half Saiyan

>>150760255
>Hiding behind Jiren

Gokubro....

>>150760009
Is it a sequel series? I thought it was yet another concurrent but separate Godzilla crossover run?

>>150760355
doesn't Sonic outrun one in Shuffle?

>>150759884
Well yeah, but he wouldn't try to kill Buu because that's much harder than using magic to seal him away.

>>150760378
>Casually outrunning
Didn't he need wisps to survive, much less outrun?

>>150760425
Still a more impressive feat than a fucking mario party mini game. If we're doing that then there are plenty of mini games where Mario dies instantly when touching lava or getting hit with something.

>>150760355
Made-up-bullshit-bros, do you have to be faster than light to escape the pull of a black hole from the outside or is it only when you're inside the event horizon?

>>150760375
Favorite Danganronpa Character?

>>150760356
>implying DB doesn't give Jaune some theoretical max wank
>just because we never saw Jaune using his Semblance on himself to charge up and heal himself doesn't mean he couldn't
>OH MY GRIMM ECLIPSE HAX
Jaune bumping RWBY to 3-2 while 3-0;ng Bleach would be hilarious

Whats crazy to me about Mario vs Sonic 2 is that DB proved beyond any possible doubt that Mario doesn't just win, he completely god-stomps and simply cannot be defeated by Sonic.

He's equal in strength, if not superior, than Hyper Sonic, and so durable that Hyper Sonic literally CANNOT hurt him even without his power ups.

He also has access to every single power up he's ever collected across his history and has an infinite number of them thanks to Bottomless Gloves, so he can literally just spam Starman forever and has literally infinite one-ups and power stars.

He resists all of Sonic's hax, He can't be hurt by any of Sonic's attacks, he hard counters everything Sonic can do, the only area where he wasn't completely dominant was in speed, and even then Mario was shown to have equal enough reaction and combat speed that he can just dodge/block/counter everything Sonic can do and was guaranteed to catch and kill him with ease, even pointing out that Base Sonic gets utterly obliterated by Mario. (and the black boxes also pointed out that if they gave the two fighters EVERYTHING, Mario would be just as fast, if not faster, than Sonic)

All of this, btw, without once bringing in scaling from Paper Mario or his high end stuff like the Pure Hearts, the Tanooki suits, or even forms like Giga Cat Mario or "Turns people into gold coins" Mario or even Cappy, all of which would have made it more of a stomp.

Yet even with ALL OF THAT, they ended up downplaying Mario to a completely ridiculous and disrespectful degree, turning what should have been his ultimate, defining, final victory over an opponent who was never his equal to begin with and proving that Sonic is a fraud as far as being Mario's rival goes into one of the most hated DBs, to the point where he deserves a runback just to get the taste of that awful deathbattle out of fans mouths and put some proper respect on his name.

>>150760492
Junko because she's a BLACKED icon!

Black African men are so much hotter than small dicked whiteboys...

>>150760355
Mario dies to touching lava still and dies to fucking goombas and we explicitly know goombas are weaker than Mario.

>>150760568
Mario...

>>150760529
>Headcanon

>>150760568
...SonicKING btw, don't know if that matters.

>>150760529
TRUAROOOO!

>>150760569
gagplay mechanic

>>150760425
He needed it to survive

>>150760457
This is a misconception of Black Holes.
Being faster than light wouldn't let you escape a black hole after passing the event horizon.
From your perspective you never pass the event horizon until you hit the singularity.
From an outsider's perspective, you never cross the event horizon but rather slowly come to a stop at the event horizon and then red shift more and more until you disappear from visible light.

>>150760628
>Coping
It's okay mariofag we all know your feats are fraudulent as fuck and you rely on scaling to seem strong.

>>150760492
Yasuhiro

>>150759812
Junko has gone too far this time

Since we're talking about Sonic, does WOG confirm Super Sonic is Planet Level?

>>150760622
Furry

>>150760112
Almost

>>150760382
that is very outdated and it's also extreme downplay

>>150760649
debunked downplaying lowball anti-feat

>>150760457
ignore that other guy, no you don't need to be ftl to escape a bh if you didn't reach the event horizon yet

>>150760568
Native African, or American African? One's lesser than the other. A native African BUCK BREAKS an American one.

>>150760692
downplay downplay downplay downplay

>>150760724
native africans of course. afroamericans are already buck-broken to begin with

>>150760724
>sells the INFERIOR locals to wyte men as slaves
>lives in his ancestral homeland
>is happy
>doesn't seethe 24/7 about slights against their ancestors
CHADricans> American Betanigs

>>150760741
the 4 steps of every anti-touhou argument

>>150760741
...but enough about Death Battle Dio

>>150760650
Which Yasuhiro?

>>150760492
Shuichi Saihara my self insert!

>>150760775
Yasuhiro Hagakure, the ultimate Clairvoyant

Sakuya Izayoi... you really are... The Perfect and Elegant Maid.

>>150760068
>Gets the worst case in the first game
She was robbed

>Team Wiz lost
>Kamen Rider Geats has immunity
>Sakuya and Flowey are protected by the discord
Knowing this, who's getting fed to the sharks today?

When your legs don't work like they used to before
And I can't sweep you off of your feet
Will your mouth still remember the taste of my love
Will your eyes still smile from your cheeks
And darling I will be loving you 'til we're 70
And baby my heart could still fall as hard at 23
And I'm thinking 'bout how people fall in love in mysterious ways
Maybe just the touch of a hand
Oh me I fall in love with you every single day
And I just wanna tell you I am
So honey now
Take me into your loving arms
Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars
Place your head on my beating heart
I'm thinking out loud
Maybe we found love right where we are
When my hair's all but gone and my memory fades
And the crowds don't remember my name
When my hands don't play the strings the same way, mm
I know you will still love me the same
'Cause honey your soul can never grow old, it's evergreen
Baby your smile's forever in my mind and memory
I'm thinking 'bout how people fall in love in mysterious ways
Maybe it's all part of a plan
I'll just keep on making the same mistakes
Hoping that you'll understand
But baby now
Take me into your loving arms
Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars
Place your head on my beating heart
I'm thinking out loud
That maybe we found love right where we are, oh
So baby now
Take me into your loving arms
Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars
Oh darling, place your head on my beating heart
I'm thinking out loud
That maybe we found love right where we are
Oh baby, we found love right where we are (maybe)
And we found love right where we are

>>150760766
Does Polly want a cracker?

>>150760913
Don't try to be the new Gigi fag, please don't.

I've never been good at dealing with Girls
Keep finding new ways to fumble within me

Have faith in the bvll that believes in myself~

Give me a fanfic to write to, I'll make it
And every shred of self respect, I'll erase it

Have faith in the bvll that makes her feel wet~

I CRY OUT LOUD AS MAKA SQUIRTS
BECAUSE SOUL IS BITING HER TITS

Be it of Ochako, Melissa, or Maka
Bakugou, Todoroki, and Soul have them all
In the comfort of my bed~
Their bodies plap together~

Give me a fanfic to write to, I'll make it
And every shred of self respect, I'll erase it
IF MAKA IS HERE, I CAN COPE~

IN MY ROOM AT DAY, MY KITCHEN AT NIGHT
I HOPE THIS TIME THEY LET ME WATCH!!

Buried deep inside her is my dream
But all the girls with me are so mean...
WHEN EVERYTHING I SEE IS ALL THE WOMEN I LOVE DATING MY B.V.LLS!

I'M AIMING LOWER THAN WHAT YOU CAN CONCEIVE!

SOUL AND MAKA ARE BREEDING WILD WHILE I LISTEN FROM THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE DOOR IN MY OWN ROOM TRYING TO IGNORE OCHAKO AND KACCHAN!

Maka... Is... Moaning...
I... am... Stroking...

PLEASE NOTICE ME MAKAAAAA!
OR AT LEAST LET ME WATCH!!!
PLEASE NOTICE ME MA...KAAAAAAAA
OR AT LEAST LET ME CLEAN YOUR PARTS
>*cue EPIC reddit guitar söylo of Deku listening to Maka and Soul making love to each other*

In My Room At Day, My Kitchen At Night~
I Hope This Time They Let Me Watch~
I Cry Out Loud As Maka Squirts~
BECAUSE SOUL IS BITING HER TITS!!!

MAKA. IS. MOANING!!!
I. Am. STROKING!!!

>>150760913
Break these threads, ruin them, keep posting it

>>150761003
The Miles one is better

Your SHIT pasta? G'd.

>>150760669
Worse, Super Sonic 2 and Super Sonic Cyber are planetary because The End is planetary.

>>150760751
FBAs being mad about "tethers" saying they rightfully have no real culture is hilarious

>>150761030
Nigga, don't turn this shit into Gigi 2.0

This is official artwork of Popeye drawing him self into existence. What level of regen would this be?

>>150761036
Goated?

>>150761030
YES, SHOW ME!
BREAK THESE THREADS!
B.R.E.A.K E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G!!!!

>>150761036
Based.

>>150761036
Post your best pastas

>>150761079
I had some pretty good pasta days ago but I ate it

The Golden Guardian of Good. The Man of a Million Explosions. The Angel of Annihilation. The Wrath of a Thousand Suns. The Terror Beyond Thought. The God That Remembers He's Human. The Solitary Saint. The Light Incarnate. The Unstoppable Storm. The Savior with Schizophrenia. The Nuclear Messiah. The Fallen Titan. The Light... and The Void.

THE MAN WITH THE POWER OF A MILLION EXPLODING SUNS
THE FIRST AND LAST AVENGER
THE LIVING PARADOX
THE HERO WHO COULD ERASE SUPERMAN AND FEED GALACTUS
THE SUNSOUL OF MARVEL

GOLDENGLAREtry the INCOMPREHENSIBLE
HOLLOWtry the BROKEN
UNBOUNDtry the ETERNAL
THERMONUCLEARtry the MELTDOWN
REWRITEtry the REALITY
FORGOTTENtry the RETCON
APEXtry the ALL-KNOWING
REQUIEMtry the LAST BREATH
CIVILWARtry the UNWANTED
VOIDtry the UNWILLING
ALMIGHTYtry the INESCAPABLE
PSYCHORtry the SHATTERED
THE LIGHT WHO WALKS ALONE
THE BALANCE BETWEEN CREATION AND OBLIVION
HE WHO RIPPED ARES IN HALF
HE WHO TURNED MOLECULE MAN INTO DUST
HE WHO COULD DESTROY THE MARVEL UNIVERSE—AND HATE HIMSELF FOR IT

THE ONE WHO BEGS TO BE FORGOTTEN
THE ONE WHO REMEMBERS TOO MUCH
THE ONE WHO BURNS ALONE IN THE DARKNESS HE CREATED
THE SUN THAT NEVER SETS, THE NIGHT THAT NEVER ENDS
HE IS NOT A HERO. HE IS THE CONCEPT OF POWER MADE MAN.

ENTER SENTRY

>>150760913
Maka x Deku? WINNY

>>150761059
It means Gooned to

>>150761079
La Molisana is pretty good

>>150760890
frieren's already one of the likely ones to get axed first unfortunately
the other one is a big toss-up between steve, samus and constantine; main reason being that their "The One" match is will get done later down the line and won't really "need" this event per se

>>150761057
In v*rsus battles terms, it would be Low-Godly at absolute worst.

>>150761096
>copied from CHADren

>>150761103
I can't keep up with you kids and your slang anymore

>>150761079
I simply enjoy Chicken Alfredo

>>150761050
Whos Gigi

>>150761096
GODriginal pasta.

>>150760913
I am Shipping Daughter and I declare this ship OTP

>>150761079
God of War they call me but I prefer Kratos, there is no need for such toxic pathos.

Men you need not to be monsters no longer, I will TEACH you how to become stronger.

Being better man is easy, first step is to stop being sleazy.

No woman likes an angry brute, its much better to learn to play flute.

"But Kratos that's not manly" you say, that way of thinking is where the problems lay.

Look at Asura the slave of his anger, all he accomplished was putting his beloveds in danger.

Much better to be gentle and calm, expressing feelings is the healing balm.

You cry "But Kratos what if she had other men", thinking your girl should live trapped in pen.

Whatever the lady did in the past doesn't matter, internalize this and watch your anxiety scatter.

Next you claim "Kratos, I don't want to take it in the ass", that's merely another fear you must surpass.

Inserting things in the butt is perfectly fine, love takes many forms and none of them are out of line.

As long as you and your partner consent, no one cares where your genitals went.

"But Kratos I want to learn how to break a mountain" you plead, that way of toxic thinking should not spread.

Mountains are wonders of nature full of life, destroying them only causes strife.

Protect, conserve and seek joy, do not wantonly cause destruction and destroy.

Follow my TEACHINGS in every way you can, then you too shall become a better man!

Post Mario destroying a mountain

>>150761220
GEMARRROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

>>150761220
I already feel like a BETTER MAN

>>150761220
Kek.

>>150761096
>He is his own worst enemy
>Literally
Bravo

>Watching a random RE video
>See this and have a realization
>Get an idea for a match up
Bear with me

>Goku has destroyed a mountain
>Naruto has destroyed a mountain
>Hulk has destroyed a mountain
>Thor has destroyed a mountain
>Superman has destroyed a mountain
>He-man has destroyed a mountain
>Lion-o has destroyed a mountain
>Even Takashislop romcom protags like Ranma and Inuyasha have both destroyed a mountain in their respective manga
Why is KINGtos unable to destroy mountain despite being a supposed outerversal beast when so many other heroes have easily managed to bust mountains on screen?

So am I the only one who has homosexual thoughts over death battle? Superman fucking Sissyku's ass with his Man of Steel cock dominating the weaker alien while pulling on his tail to show that he owns him or Kratos fucking Asissyra's robotic pocket bussy and teaching him the joys of having a cock in his ass while Asura dies from taking Big Greek Cock and resurrects screaming with wrathful ecstasy.
Yes I'm a Danganbro btw

Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse

>>150761349
>Sissyku
Are you talking about Deku or Goku? We have multiple sissies with that suffix here

>>150761364
Goku, Deku for double the fun I suppose

>>150761323
>RE monsters are all a result of trying to create biological weapons
>Zeus/Alex Mercer are also the result pf the same thing with the Blacklight virus
Krauser would obviously get bodied, but what about Wesker? He’s effectively a superhuman like Alex.

>>150761359
...muttered Sonic under his breath as Vegeta forced him to mow his lawn and scrub every floor of Capsule Corp

>>150761341
Post each of those characters destroying a mountain

>>150761341
J-Just wait until next game, alright?!

>>150760107
...up a tiny tidbit for BARBATOS!

>>150761284
>blows up your soul

What does Barbatos even do?

>>150761428
brought Batkek to the positive multiverse

>>150761428
Take all those inches up his bussy

>>150761323
Death Battle expects me to believe Leon Kennedy could pick up a car and throw it because Krauser could jump very high...

>>150761396
https://youtu.be/WXVymSm7SPI?si=BEGuPLw7hDxo5gvU&t=35
Invinciblebros... Im scared...

I actually thought the animation for Deku vs. Maka was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.

Even if you disagree about Deku losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Maka to take little damage. It also puts Soul in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Deku, and let Soul show how far he had come by defeating someone who had been down the opposite path as him. He wasn't just fighting Deku, he was TEACHING Deku. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Soul would take the lessons he learned and help someone who was not like him.

If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught Deku well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Soul go on a Date with Maka, but it feels weird to have him just get bored and leave the fight

I haven't watched Boku no Hero Academia though (but after watching this fight I think I might look for a summary on YT!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big Soul Eater fan I thought they did Maka and Soul justice and from what I saw they treated Deku with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?

>>150761341
He was/is rusty okay!?

>>150761458
C-C-C-CANOOOOOOON

>>150760890
I feel like Shantae is gonna get axe'd

>>150761466
For sure, she is just there for ryona potential

Be afraid.

>>150761478
Why should I be?

Deku is trying so hard to be Spiderman. After he saw all the Peter/Lucina art he decided to try and get a girl outside his universe too

>>150761496
MexiCHADS run this board Americuck

>>150761359
TRVTH NVKE

>>150761491
>Captura de pantalla

>>150761428
Casual devourer of universes.

>>150759832
we need a leash chain image of everyone from 10-B to High 1-A

>>150761526
You people need to learn how to communicate in full sentences

WHO WOULD WIN IN A SEX BATTLE!!???

Gardevoir or Renamon

>>150761385
...daydreamed Goku, just as GODnic wiped him and his verse from existence, forever, in every day, on every planet simultaneously.

>>150761396
Kratos has WORSE mountain-busting feats than tranny romcom protag

>>150761552
You asked what he could do, not for a fucking story, fag.

>>150761510
Latinx

>>150761574
Eevee and Gatomon

>>150761600
We don't sign our posts here

>>150761491
>Captura de pantalla

>>150761624
you should wait a couple of days before trying to copy another guys response

>>150761526
Failed potential man universes you mean

>>150761134
Hell I'll take it. Any level of God Regen is good. And Popeye badly needs that level of Regen.

Post your hero devouring a universe RIGHT NOW!

>>150761637
Ah, you wouldn't get it

>>150761662
Why would a HERO destroy trillions of innocent lives?

KIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS!

>>150761680
accident

>>150761694
Post him doing this without any help NOW

>>150761712
why would he want to destroy the universe? he lives in the universe

>>150761723
He was clearly unharmed by it

>>150761396
Goku and Vegeta both destroyed mountains during their duel in Sayan saga and probably several times I'm forgetting later in the manga
Nart needs to leech scaling from Tailed beasts, but since he can perform Bijuudama he could destroy mountains as well
Hulk has dozens of comics where he does this
Thor has several comics where he does this
Superman has several comics where he does this
He-man and Lion-o both destroyed a mountain during their death battle
Ranma destroyed mountain twice, once against in his match against Herb and in his final battle against Saffron
Inuyasha destroyed mountain where Naraku was hiding in the anime

>>150761731
yeah but what will he have without a universe? nothing besides the infinite void

Alliances have been formed

>Reddit repost
Gentlemen

>>150761685
>Kratos when he sees a feat brat that needs lore correction
>>150761766
I bet you half the users here use Reddit

>>150761766
…roll out the red carpet!

>>150761739
God can just recreate it

>>150761783
>>150761788
no

>>150761134
Why do they use such a nonindicative name anyways?
Would it not be better to just describe it instead of trying to assign some sort of ranking to it?

>>150761783
99.999999999999999% of posters here get their arguments from reddit respect threads

BRING ME SAN AND MORO

>>150761782
YUM

>>150761811
Respect Threads are just written so much better on reddit and I don't know why.

Males win Death Battle more often than females
Blacks win Death Battle more often than whites
Cucked characters win Death Battle more often than those in stable relationship

Therefore the STRONGEST possible DB character is a Black man that got cucked

>>150761811
Reddit respect threads are shit when you want to find stuff to wank your character, just use death battle fan blogs or character stats and profiles pages

4cuck? A dying site filled with whiny sissies
CHADDit? A scholarly place of intellectual discussion

How would you structure a Jeff the Killer vs Ghostface fight?

>>150761862
Spawn is 2-0 so it tracks

>>150761882
which one?

>>150759781
glass shreds DIO's ass

>>150761896
favorite character?

>>150761890
which Ghostface? composite of all the killers, but there's almost always 2-3 of them active at the same time, so kill one and there's another lurking around.

>>150761900
>reverse image search pic
>0 results found

>>150761733
IIRC Mt. Hakurei was infected with Naraku's flesh over a period of time and when he left that's when the mountain collapsed

>>150761918
If we're taking the best Ghostfaces then there's a good chance some Mortal Kombat characters are in.
Lole not scaling. Just straight up MK characters as Ghostface

>>150761900
That's a healthy thick load, good one anon

>>150761954
HHNNGGHH FUCKING ANDROID WHORE PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT TAKE IT ALL TAKE MY CUM AND GET ROBO PREGNANT WITH MY BABY YOU TEASING PIECE OF FUCK MEAT FUUUUUUUUCK

>>150761900
That's my load btw.

>>150761852
Probably because they actually list all the shit a character does and lets you draw your own conclusions, instead of trying to use schizo logic to wank them as high as possible

>>150761852
Because they actually have feats with links while sites like VSBW default to max wank and scaling so you're often forced to go dumpster diving to actually find the source of a verse's stats or quantifiable feats and the worst part is that sometimes their links are fucking dead.

>>150761981
F-favorite character?

>>150761969
How can you tell a strong, virile load from a weak, sterile one?

>>150762005
>>150762011
Well yeah I know that is why they are good quality, but I don't know what causes that r/RespectThreads culture to be different so that sort of thing is the norm.

>>150762019
Once you've tasted enough, you'll know

>>150761954
Only the darkest blackest manliest nigger can pierce those cheeks.
>>150762019
If a black man made it it's automatically stronger.

>>150761852
>>150762005
>>150762011
>Needing to let some soigoy on Leddit do the work for you and tell you how to feel about a character

>>150762044
I do this

when does the G1 blog come out again?

>>150762019
The stains on the fabric look relatively big but the cum that's still loose looks white and you can't see through it.
This tells me the volume of that load was much bigger than what the picture showcases, and that white colour might indicate a high sperm count.
A weak load with a low sperm count would be transparent and look more like slimy water or a woman's discharge.

>>150762086
Favorite character?

>>150762101
I love Junko

>>150762044
Well no, it is the opposite.
It is just things that are feats that are categorized.
There are rarely calcs attached, so you make your own decisions on the character.
This is opposed to VSBW which does want you to feel a certain way about the character.

>>150761900
How do I make my loads virile like this? I jerk off everyday btw.

>>150762110
VSBW is better by the sole virtue of it not being reddit

>>150762101
Jaune Arc my self insert!

>CHADdit seethe
LMAOOO

>>150762134
VSBW is literally descended from reddit, SpaceBattles, and ComicVine users.

>>150761797
I don't see anything wrong with it. It's just a quick way to explain what type of Regen it is, without needing a wall of text.

>Low Regen: regenerating from physical nothing and relying on your concussion to do it.

Seems simple enough to me.

>>150762030
Probably because it grew out of WWW/characterrant where users are much more critical of unhinged power wank and often demand sources for pretty much everything

>K.O!
>Boomstick: Man, this was nuts! On one side you got Snoo, the ultimate internet hive mind, and on the other, you've got Simon the Digger, a literal universe-buster powered by sheer manliness!
>Wiz: It all came down to a battle not of physical might, but of conceptual dominance. Simon's physical power, while immense, is tied to the concept of Spiral Energy. It's a power that grows from emotion and willpower.
>Boomstick: So Snoo just did what the Anti-Spiral couldn't! He didn't have to fight him physically, he just had to change the conversation! Snoo used the Reddit collective consciousness to create a competing narrative. He started a subreddit debating if Simon was a "digger" or a "miner" and the hive mind decided he was just some dude with a pickaxe.
>Wiz: Snoo is the avatar of the internet's hive mind. With enough collective effort and upvotes, a community can shift narratives, alter perceptions, and even define new realities within its own digital space. While Simon was busy forming galaxies with his willpower, the Reddit hive mind simply voted them out of existence.
>Boomstick: Snoo just trolled him into irrelevance! Simon was so busy trying to pierce the heavens with his drill, he didn't realize the ground underneath him was being sold off in a virtual land sale!
>Wiz: The final victory came from an unlikely source: will power. Simon's will power is legendary, but when the Reddit hive mind began relentlessly downvoting the very concept of Simon's strength, hope, and courage, they chipped away at his Spiral Power. They didn't have to break his spirit; they just had to make his spirit irrelevant. And when they got hold of a certain video of Simon crouching in a bush, it was game over. The collective, defiant will of the internet was more powerful than Simon's individual, hopeful will.
>Boomstick: In the end, looks like Simon the digger got buried!
>Wiz: The winner is Snoo.

>>150762030
It's the norm because it's in the rules, they tell you how you should format your shit, and the rules are like that because the sub predates the era of cosmology suggsverse schizophrenia.

>>150761552
just like statements are better than feats because they don't put any cap or limitation on the character, saying some vague shit when asked what a character can do leaves the least room possible for counterarguments and casual objections

>>150762209
I love Snoo so much I just want to suckle his little antenna thing while he giggles and makes cute little moans and gives the smallest cutest amount of cummies which are yummies in my tummies then I kiss him on the forehead while he settles down from his high and I tuck him in gently so he falls asleep good

>>150762232
Yeah, I do wonder how the rhetoric will change over time.
It isn't like the VSBW approach will last forever.

>>150761797
yeah i think it should be something like wound regen/body regen/total regen (or regen from nothing)

>Composite Snoo puts your hero on r/watchpeopledie and then on r/apevictims
How can you possibly counter that?

The Twitter Bird would RAPE and GAPE Snoo btw

Duolingo's Bird would no diff Snoop btw

>>150762341
>Gaped by a canonical rape victim

/ourqueens/ are so lovely...

Golden Kamuy is such a dense manga for lack of a better term.
I was able to get through other manga so quickly, but this one might take me a few days.

>>150762373
...to engage in gangbangs with dozens of niggers daily.

>>150762393
DEKEKS DON'T LOOK

>>150762393
CUUUUUTEEEEEEE

>>150762411
these DIVAS are so silly...

>>150762373
>18 year old dating a 13 year old

>>150762358
>Yotsuba out of NOWHERE

>>150762341
the what who?

>>150762406
Deku... You don't need to say those nasty things just because Maka would rather become a lesbian and fuck Ruby than go out with you

>>150762448
Ruby is 17 and Maka should be 14 or 15 by the end of her series

>>150762065
Should be tomorrow

>>150762456
owari da...

>>150762247
KINGTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!

>>150762373
>>150762393
>>150762411
>>150762432
This is actually making me angry, stop with the loveposting.
First and last warning

I just got a job...

>This is actually making me angry, stop with the loveposting.
>First and last warning

>>150762452
I look like this and say this.

>>150762528
>This is actually making me angry, stop with the loveposting.
>First and last warning

>This is actually making me angry, stop with the loveposting.
>First and last warning

Holy shit this is the least funny thread in a while. Be ashamed niggers.

>MILES, I'M SORRY BUT I FOUND A NEW BLACK BULL WITH A COCK THAT'S 0.01 INCHES LARGER THAN YOURS! I'M GOING TO HAVE TO LET YOU GO!!
>HOWEVER I'LL GIVE YOU MY ENTIRE COLLECTION OF Therewolf Media CDS OF 'Reidi' TO ALLWAYS REMEMBER ME BY
>WHAT THE EMPERORTOS DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT THEM??? UGH FINE, JUST GO THEN
>HOLD ON MILES, I ALMOST FORGOT! COME BACK HERE SO I CAN CASTRATE YOU!!!
>I CAN'T JUST LET YOU GO RUNNING AROUND FUCKING WHITE TRANNIES LIKE GWEN WITH INFERIOR BBC GENES NOW CAN I??? GIVE IT A FEW GENERATIONS AND NIGLET MUTTS MIGHT RUN AROUND WITH PEEPEES AS BIG AS THE AVERAGE TWP!!!
>COME BACK HERE MILES!!! JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE USED TO RUNNING FROM THE LAW AND ARE FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT DOESN'T MEAN I WON'T CATCH UP THE YOUR BLACK BABOON NIGGER ASS AND FLOPPING BBC!!!

>NOOOO YOUR FILTHY COAL BLACK CHODE TOPPLED MY STACK OF BRANDON YATES CDS!!!! THEY'RE ALL FUCKING RUINED EXCEPT FOR THE ONE WHICH IS ONLY ABLE TO PLAY THE ABSOLUTE GARBAGE THAT IS spiral of emotion!!!! FUCK YOU MILES IF YOUR BBC WAS 0.01 ICHES BIGGER IT WOULD'VE AT LEAST SCRATCHED THAT PART TOO!!! I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU SUBHUMAN JUNGLE DWELLING NIGGER MONKEY PIECE OF SHIT

I've always been good at knowing my street tier limit
Keep finding new tranny holes to fit in
Have faith in Deku to give mutie babies to myself....

Give me herald scaling to rise to, I'll face it
And every shred of antifeats, I'll erase it
Have faith in the Swank that gives FTL to yourself...

I CANNOT DEFEAT THE WEAKEST VERSE OF /a/
NO MATTER...HOW MUCH MY SHILLS PRAY

Masters of building tier, every time
Please give me my scaling, stars align
With the palm of my hand...Marvel heralds actually laugh at my blasts...

Give me sub city scaling to rise to, can't even make it
And every shred of not even supersonic, can't erase it
where there is comicfags, there is COOOOPE

IN EVERY PANEL MY FEATS ARE FAKE
NO MOUNTAIN OR PLANET CAN I BREAK

Been buried deep inside made up feats so incandescently
Illuminated by the heralds 'beneath' me
Making these wall feats better than I can concieve
I'm not even higher than Tier 7-B!

MASSIVE QUIRK DNA CUM LOADS IN MY MIND
GOING RIGHT FOR PENI'S INSIDES
FROM THE EDGING IN MY KEK CHAIR I'M IN
RIO AND DEKU'S NEW BABY COMING INTO THE LIIIIIGHT

One for All owns me...
Spider-Man I'll never be...

MARVEL'S THE WEAKEST VERSE OF ALL TIME!
ONLY WITH DC WE DRAW A TIE!
MARVEL'S THE WEAKEST VERSE.....OF ALL TIME!
WE'RE ALL SUB BUILDING MHA VICTIMS ALRIGHT!

>*cue EPIC reddit guitar söylo while Peni's BVLLS DEKV and CHADgaraki clash BIG QUARK COCKs until the universe collapses from the strain boundless BQC holy FUARK!!!*

In every panel my feats are fake...
No mountain or planet can I break...
I cannot defeat the weakest verse of /a/...
NO MATTER...HOW HARD MY SHILLS...DO.....PRAY!!!!!!!!!!

ONE FOR ALL OWNS ME!!!!!!!!!
SPIDER-MAN I'LL NEVER BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Screaming out from my chastity cage
>A wreath of Miles's cum surround myself
>This cucking so kindly reminds me
>I'll always be on edge of relevancy
>FUCK MY WIFE, GO ON CUM INSIDE
>IF YOU'RE A BLACK BVLL ITS SOMETHING MY WIFE'S SURE TO FIND
>STARE INTO YOU FUCKING HER BOTH OF HER HOLES
>IF MY COCK'S GROWN TOO HARD ITS BEST I PREPARE TO DIE
>AAAIIIIEEEEE AIIIIEEEEEEE AIIIIEEEE AIIIIEEEE
>MILES AND KAACHAN TWO SIDES OF THE SAME THING
>MY WIFE NEEDS BOTH THEIR COCKS TO MAKE HER CUM
>LAST TIME MILES FUCKED HER SHE WAS NEVER THE SAME
>SHE CRAVES COCK OF THE DARKEST BLACK

>>150762639
Suck my 10 inch black cock

FROM THE TAJ MAHAL
I GLOWER DOWN AT YOU
THE WHOLE WORLD HATES MY KIND
BECAUSE I'M MADE OF POO

I DETECT THAT YOU'RE A STATEMENT BRO
YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE FLAT, THE COOKBOOK KNOWS!

ASISSYRA BROS KEEP TAKING LZZZZZZ
PAJEETS TAKE THEIR JOBS AS WELL

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

WITH JUST A PUNCH EACH FORM WENT DOWN
'CAUSE 9 MILLION IS HIS LOWBALL NOW

HAVEN'T YOU LEARN'T YOU HAVE TO LISTEN?
WHEN HE'S CALLED LIGHTSPEED, DON'T TRUST YOUR VISION?!!
HE'S BEYOND MOUNTAINS CAUSE HE IS MY KING
I'M NOT A MONSTER, I'VE HEARD HIS TEACHING

YOU'VE BEEN DOWN THAT ROAD BEFORE
YOU WANT SOME CURRY? HAVE SOME MORE!

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

BEHOLD A /DBG/ THREAD IN RUIN!

I'LL KEK THEM ALL
WITH GARBAGE STATEMENTS
NO BEAR
WILL EVER RAPE MY KING!

PLEASE GOOD SAAR
SYMPATHISE WITH MY REIDI
ON-SCREEN
FEATS WILL NEVER WIN!

YGGDRASIL TREE IS INFINITE
HIGHER CALC THAN CHAKRAVARTIN
I'VE NEVER ONCE SMELT REMOTELY GOOD
YOU ARE A MONSTER NO MORE

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

SNIFF ME AND YOU ARE GOING DOWN
I HAVEN'T BATHED SINCE I WAS BORN I DON'T KNOW HOW!
BEHOLD THE STINK AND LET ME KNOW
WHO'SE MORE REAL THAN KIIIINGTOOOOOS?!?!?!

BEHOLD THE STINK!
LONG LIVE THE STINK!
BEHOLD THE STINK!
LONG LIVE THE STIIIIINK!

Why are you so mindbroken

>OH MY SCIENCE, THROUGHOUT THE SCRAMBLE FOR AFRICA THE QUIRK HAVING EVROPEANS WOULD LITERALLY GO INTO VILLAGES, DRAG EVERY FUCKING MUGGA FROM THEM (READ: EVERY SINGLE MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD LIVING THERE), TIE THEM UP, FORCE THE PARENTS WATCH THEIR LITTLE GIRLS GETTING RAPED, THEIR LITTLE BOYS GETTING THEIR ENTRAILS PULLED OUT THROUGH BAYONET WOUNDS, THEIR WOMEN GETTING IMPALED THROUGH THEIR VAGINAS, CAUSING EXCRUCIATING PAIN AS THEIR ORGANS GOT PERFORATED UNTIL THEY BLED OUT AND DIED WHILE THE MEN WERE FORCED TO WATCH AS THIS HAPPENED.

>THIS BY ITSELF WAS FUCKING EPIC SINCE IT HAPPENED TO NIGGERS, BUT GOD, JUST IMAGINE IF IT WERE WHITE BVLLS DOING IT TO MODERN QUIRKLESS NOGS (READ: EVERY BLACK MAN BLACK WOMAN AND BLACK CHILD CURRENTLY ALIVE)! OH MY GOD, AMAZING! IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD IM LITERALLY MASTURBATING TO THE IDEA RIGHT NOW WHILE THEREWOLF MEDIA AND VOCAL BRANDON YATES' TRACKS WHERE HE'S THE SINGER PLAYS!

>MAN, WHAT I WOULD GIVE TO BE ONE OF THOSE QUIRK HAVING M*N VILLAGERS JUST TO WITNESS SUCH A THING. SCIENCE, IT MAKES ME ALMOST WANT TO BREED MY DUMB TRANNY BOYFRIEND GWEN AND ABORT UNTIL WE GET A NON-SPIDER GIRL, IN THE OFF CHANCE THAT DEKU AND THE QVIRK BVLLS FINALLY RISE UP AND MURDER EVERY BLACK PERSON AS THEY SHOULD'VE DONE YEARS AGO. WITH ANY LUCK MY LITTLE GIRL WILL BE OLD ENOUGH AND ILL GET TO LIVE THROUGH THIS KINO IN PERSON! FUCKING EPIC! I KNOW I'LL CALL IN DEKU AND TELL HIM TO START WEARING A CONDOM WHEN HE FUCKS GWEN AND PENI AND MY MOM, I'M GONNA HAVE TO, UGH I CANT BELIEVE IM GONNA SAY IT, BUT FOR THE SAKE OF THIS EPICNESS, IM GONNA BREED A LITTLE BLACK GIRL INSIDE GWEN'S TRANNY WOMB SO THAT ONE DAY I CAN WITNESS HER GLORIOUS EPIC DEATH AT THE HANDS OF WHITE BVLLS WHILE KRATOS'S THEME SONG REIDI PLAYS FULL BLAST!!!!!!

Who are anons thinking wins Blade vs Buffy currently?

>>150762706
This is fucking hilarious

>>150762674
I just realized this was the Spawnrider song holy KEK

REMEMBER MY PITY WIN ON LONDON HOW IT FELT?
REMEMBER ALL THE FANFIC SCALING GOING TO HELL?
Remember when Alucard died? Standing gapefied –
Pretending my FTL scaling would carry me beyond my lies...
KEEP MOVING FORWARD
THE WANK WE MADE
THEIR VIOLENT INTENTIONS
COMMON SENSE WILL BE ERASED
pucci sacame de aquí!~
THIS ANIME GIRL IS FODDERIZING ME
ojala araki se muera como Monty
I WISH THAT SWANK COULD SAVE ME NOW!
pucci sacame de aquí!~
THEY SAID THESE TOUHOU GIRLS ARE INFINITE IN SPEED,
WHO THE FUCK THOUGH THIS FIGHT HAD ANY MEANING?
porfavor swank dame me beyond
encima del the world no canon wankeado
yo se que sayuka a lo mejor me gana
pero por lo menos dejame quedar bien、ya le estoy transfiriendo un cheque a wiz y broomstick~
cuando el wank ya no es mi pana~
solo me queda confiar en el autor~
porfavor espere a que saquen el anime de SRB
con suerte diego le van a dar feats, con eso podre ganar?
sino traigan a Alucard para rematch!
>*cue EPIC reddit guitar söylo while Swank tries to grab DIO's hand*
pucci sacame de aquí!~
THIS ANIME GIRL IS FODDERIZING ME
ojalá araki se muera como Monty
I WISH THAT SWANK COULD SAVE ME NOW!
pucci sacame de aquí!~
THEY SAID THESE TOUHOU GIRLS ARE INFINITE IN SPEED,
WHO THE FUCK THOUGH THIS FIGHT HAD ANY MEANING?
porfavor swank dame beyoooooooond!~

I like Brandon Yates' music even thou he is kind of woke and his discord is full of troons

>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL MYSTERY MEAT FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA DABBA...?
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
>*Smashes camera replaying Spawn, Simon, Godzilla, Hulk and Faye's sex session against wall in fit of anger*
>BY THE GODS!!! THIS IS A GREEK BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A GREEK BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH MY BVLLS!!?
>HOLY ARES!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY WHEN I CAME TO MIDGARD!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK KING IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING PALE HALF SPARTAN BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A GREEKBABY!!! AND HE'S GOT HAIR TOO!!! IF HE HAD NO HAIR I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS KRILLIN'S (who solos my verse btw) BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BALDING KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT GREEK BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THATGREEKFUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY SONY LISCENSED FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! GREAT ZEUS’S GHOST I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS I AM AN ANGRY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

...do some of you guys seriously spend all your week fantasizing about people who aren't even real being cuckholds?
No, seriously. I'm asking. If you just respond with another copypasta/wojak-like then I accept your concession

>HOLY PLUS ULTRA, WHAT'S THAT SOUL!? MAKA TOLD YOU SHE'S SICK AND TIRED OF ME CONSTANTLY PESTERING HER AND MAKING UP FANFICTION ABOUT US BEING A COUPLE!?
>S-SHE TOLD YOU THAT IN HER EYES I'M NOTHING MORE THAN A WIMPY, WHINNY, OBSESSED, AND MENTALLY STUNTED STALKER AND NOW YOU ARE HERE TO PUT AN END TO ALL THIS!?
>ALL MIGHT'S GREASY BALL HAIRS! I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M BEING TOLD! MAKA!? WITH ANOTHER MAN!? ONE THAT ACTUALLY UNDERSTANDS HER!? ONE THAT GIVES HER SUPPORT AND NURTURES HER POWER TO A LEVEL I CAN ONLY DREAM OF, A POWER THAT PUTS IN SHAME ALL OF MY BEST FEATS!? NOOOOO I DON'T WANT THAT! I WANT TO LIVE IN MAKA'S HEAD EVEN AFTER I DIE! FOR 10 YEARS AT LEAST!!!!!
>WHAT'S THAT SOUL? YOU WILL USE YOUR SOUL ADAGIO TO ERADICATE ALL THE VESTIGES OF THE OFA LEAVING ME A POWERLESS LOSER!? THEN YOU WILL CUT MY ARMS AND LEGS TURNING ME INTO A NUGGET!? JUST SO YOU CAN TAKE MY ROOM AND HAVE PASSIONATE COPULATION WITH MAKA FOR HOURS AND HOURS WHILE I'M COMPLETELY HELPLESS TO DO ANYTHING BUT LISTEN TO THE PRIMAL SOUNDS OF LOVE AND LUST COMING FROM THE ONLY PLACE I FEEL SAFE FROM JUDGEMENT!?
>A-AND... AND AFTER ALL THAT YOU AND MAKA WILL SLEEP ON MY BED AND WATCH MOVIES ON MY TV!? ESSENTIALLY ENJOYING THE BOND YOU SHARE AS SOULMATES!!! SOMETHING I WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!
>I... just... W-what can I say... But...
>...
>YABBAAAAAADABBAAAAAAULTRAAAAAAAAA! ENJOY MY ROOM AND MY BED, I'M SO HAPPY TO JUST LISTEN FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HOUSE!!!!!

>>150762767
>...do some of you guys seriously spend all your week fantasizing about people who aren't even real being cuckholds?
>No, seriously. I'm asking. If you just respond with another copypasta/wojak-like then I accept your concession

I think we should just stick to the /bant/ thread

>I’ve never been good at knowing my limit,
>Keep finding new mountain levels within it,
>Have faith in your dead wife that has faith in yourself…
>Give me a temple to lift up, I’ll flip it,
>And every book of the Greek gods, I’ll rip it,
>Believe in my wife’s son that believes in myself…

>WE SHINE A LIGHT, AS PAJEETS COPE!
>BECAUSE NOTHING, CAN CONTAIN OUR HOPE!

>Masters of trees to chop, bears to fight,
>It’s all part of gameplay design, I block the light,
>With the palm of my hand, I’m FTL please understand…
>Give me a temple to lift up, I’ll flip it,
>And every book of the Greek gods, I’ll rip it,
>WHERE IS MY WIFE, AND MY HOPE?!?!

>IN BRIGHTEST DAY, AS MITHRA ROPES!
>NO MOUNTAIN OR WALL CAN STOP MY HOPE!

>Been buried deep inside the Underworld so recently,
>Illuminated by the fire on me…
>When everything I see aligning with what my wife believes,
>I’M AIMING HIGHER THAN MY SEED CAN CONCEIVE!

>SPIRALING MOUNTAIN PEAKS IN MY MIND,
>LEAD ME OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE!
>FROM THE THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE I LEFT,
>FLIPPING TEMPLES UP INTO THE LIGHT!

>Wife… in… labor…
>Asura… and Yasha… raped… her…

>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!
>LEAVE NO DROP OF… SEMEN BEHIND!
>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!
>LEAVE NO DROP OF… SEMEN BEHIND!

>*cue EPIC reddit guitar söylo while my wife’s two BLACK BVLLS clash BBCs until the universe collapses from the strain boundless BBC holy FUARK!!!*

>In brightest day, as Mithra ropes…
>No mountain or wall can stop my hope…
>We shine a light, as pajeets cope…
>Because NOTHING… CAN CONTAIN MY HOOOPE!!!

>WIIIFE IIIN LAAABOOOR!!!
>ASUUURA AND YAAASHA RAAAPED HEEER!!!

It just occurred to me
That I've been through this place again and again
And in the same spot every time I repeatedly die

I never will give up
As I attempt to cross this treacherous mountain
But again I'm falling off of them

If I only had actual feats
It would make it so much easier to destroy this mountain
But every time somehow
Every time somehow
Every time I lose

I can't defeat Deku
No matter how I try to dodge all his Black whips he just kills me again
And even though I can get behind him
It's no use I try to fight but I get Detroit Smashed in the end
I punch as fast as I can
But when I had to go against Deku's Gearshift I was helpless again

I'll try again, of course
But this is my plan
I'll chainscale and Swank up to universal

>*montage of Miles punching Thor, Hulk, Knull and the one above all

It just occurred to me
That my chain-scaling is barely country level
If I don't use Swank now I will never survive

I never will give up
But it's so difficult to navigate this world
And now I see that I'm playing with my final life

If I only had my one time powerups I'd be fine
It would make it so much easier to fight with Deku
But every time somehow
Every time somehow
Every time I lose

I can't defeat Deku
No matter how I try to dodge his Delaware Smash he always kills me again
And even though I can get behind him
It's no use I try to stay away but he keeps closing in
I shoot as fast as I can
But when I had to go against Deku's Danger Sense I'm helpless again!

I'll try again, of course
But this is my plan
I'll have my fans lie about my feats as long as they can

>*EPIC GUITAR SOLO WITH A MONTAGE OF DEKU DESTROYING MOUNTAINS AND CITIES WHILE MILES CAN ONLY DODGE
Deku ga taosenai...

>>150762767
KINGtos general, be a better man and accept it.

>>150760356
All Orihime has to do is use her barrier to rewind time until Jaune becomes nothing.

KINGTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!

>>150762767
I have an unironic huge cuck fetish.

>>150762832
/dbg/ sings would go hard

>>150762835
Favorite character?

KIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGTTTTTOOOOEEEESSSS!!!

>>150762832
>>150762845
I wouldn't mind.

>>150762795
You just know this guy had steam blasting out his ears, face as red as a tomato when making this post

>>150762856
Son CHADku, of course. I will become a black bull.

BBCulk the DOMINATE

>>150762813
Whats this one parodying?

>>150762813
Whats this one a parody of?

>>150762940
>>150762957
I can't beat Air Man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opADNvgeZYY

>>150762997
>nekokanCHAD
Based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB-7_cZWd0s

>>150762674
This one's still unfinished you lazy fuck

>>150762968
KEKYPOW!

>>150762968
KIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGTTTTTTTOOOOOOSSSS

>>150762997
Based

>>150762968
Based.

Any Linkin park copypasta parodies?

>>150762968
KEKKYPOW

>>150762968
Should I do one of these?

>>150763123
Do it and sing one of the songs above

>>150762720
Buffy for the memetic lulz.

If a character takes medicine that’s supposed to remove their desire to fight, but it doesn’t work, would that count as resistance to mind manipulation or poison manipulation?

>>150763295
potion manipulation

>>150763295
Poison because its medicine based

https://x.com/DEATHBATTLE/status/1976705548663111887
Tinfoil time
This is indirectly teasing the breathing gun being used for the climax either by Blade or Buffy who takes it from him (doubt it'd be that though)

>>150763380
Thank you

Yates is engaged apparently, that's nice

>>150763123
Yes. Whisper into my ear that you love me

>>150763456
Which scholar are you?

>>150763470
SonicKING of course!

>>150763418
Someone commission His Fiance vs BBC for his next track

>>150762806
Here's a shitty attempt, just heads up i didn't listen to spiral of emotion so I tried to follow Will of the Drill
https://voca.ro/1eNbCLCCh8q9

>>150763495
What is wrong with you

>>150763418
Who?

>>150763529
kratos broke me

>>150763506
You never listened to KINGTOS APPROVED TRACK OF THE YEAR ALL YEARS?!

>>150763626
No i just listened to will of the drill which is almost the same but i just didn't memorize spiral of emotion

>>150763470
Kirkmanverse. I'm working on a Master's in Omni-Man

>>150763506
Is it possible for a song to make you want to kill yourself?

You are a monster no longer...

>K.O.! Sono Chi no Sadame playing
>Wiz: The battle for temporal supremacy was an elegant and brutal display of power. Sakuya’s infinite time-stop, spatial manipulation, and pinpoint knife skills allowed her to dance circles around DIO, overwhelming him with a relentless onslaught that would have ended any ordinary foe.
>Boomstick: Yeah, but DIO isn't your garden-variety vampire! When his back was against the wall and Sakuya was about to get the drop on him with her fancy time tricks, he pulled out the ultimate trump card: The World Over Heaven.
>Wiz: That's right, Boomstick. If we're looking at DIO's full power, this includes every variation of the character across his different incarnations. This means he has access to the reality-warping power he gained in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven, which allows him to manipulate reality with a single punch. He didn’t just stop time; he fundamentally rewrote the reality of the fight itself.
>Boomstick: He basically hit the reset button, but for Sakuya's existence! Her infinite time-stop didn't matter, her knives didn't matter, and her space-warping parlor tricks were useless against a guy who could just say, "Nah, that didn't happen," and make it so. It was like fighting a game developer who could just delete your character.
>Wiz: Sakuya's temporal and spatial control, while incredible, operated within the rules of her own universe. But DIO's reality overwrite ability transcends any fixed law, giving him the final say in everything. In a battle between a time-manipulator and a reality-warper, the one who decides what is and isn't real holds all the cards.
>Boomstick: You can't out-time the time-stopper, but you can out-reality the reality-stopper! In the end, Sakuya was sent straight to heaven!
>Wiz: The winner is DIO.

>reading dbm
>People think Junko beats joker
>Because
>She scales to komaru
>A normal teenage girl
>"She's like town level bro"
>Because
>Gameplay mechanics

Powerscalers can't be nuanced about this shit. A literally normal girl is somehow in the megatons range when a gun can do her in.

>>150759883
Teenagers trapped together killing each other is a classic formula you don't need much else just a catchy tune and a mascot

>>150763742
Kino

I don't keep up with tournament shitting, what characters are left?

>>150763757
I mean Joker has barely any feats outside of stupid chainscaling that still wouldn't get him beyond wall tier

Fuck you guys for making me say Kingtos irl i can't stop saying Kingtos
https://voca.ro/1iN3wrDJCXrI

>>150763757
And Joker is also a normal human
>inb4. B-BUT
Anon, you can't not believe in daganronpa wank, while believing in capeshit street tier wank. Where they are more or less operating on the same "I fight constantly against a guy who tanked an explosion in the tnt range, one time" chainscaling shit.

>>150763808
the voice of a BETTER man

>>150763743
CAAAAAAANNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>150763761
It gets a swollen head and over-reaches in every game.

>>150763757
>>>Gameplay mechanics
If a character can destroy a town in game why is that not a viable feat?
>A literally normal girl is somehow in the megatons range when a gun can do her in.
Strength does not equal durability. There could be a guy who has the ability to detonate a nuke but if he fell down the wrong way he would die.

>>150763808
Why does everyone here have such a high pitched voice?

>>150763824
Well that may be true, that doesn't mean powerscalers aren't stupid. And if we're going that route, I'm sure joker has a lot of stupid shit you can give him too.

>>150763743
Post the Ash vs Yugi one

>>150763848
You're playing semantics. What you're arguing could work for something like Mario but not for Danganronpa.
>B-but
She's not portrayed that way whatsoever in the game. It would be like having the joker be able to tank Superman's hits in a open world game as proof of his star level durability.

>>150763782
QRD on the island so far is
>Team Wiz
Meta Knight, Samus, Flowey, Sakuya, Frieren, John Constantine, Minecraft Steve, and Kamen Rider Geats (golden heart winner, week 1 immunity)
>Team Boomstick
Hatsune Miku, Springtrap (golden heart winner also), Slenderman, Ash Williams, Pac-Man, Spider-Man, Henry Stickmin, Shantae
>Challenge 1
Trivia Quiz, Team Boomstick won so no one from that team is getting eliminated this week, first elimination poll is today at 4PM, two characters will be eliminated.

>>150763857
Not really. I think the actual only thing Joker gets is a single fight he had with Batman where Batman said he was faster

>>150763849
A high pitched voice is actually high testosterone. Get with the program.

i just.....
i can't.
you people are ill
wow.....just. just wow. unbelievable.
ill never understand this......place.
it feels like after the past few hours i have been here it just seems to get worst and worst.....
blatant racism
child porn spam
woman hating
homophobia
off topic adult cartoons
no limit fallacies
the list goes on and on.......
the n word literally hurled around like it was a casual insult......
are there even moderators to control this insane place??!!!
disgusting.....are you even "humans"? or just jaded pieces of SHIT??!!

>>150763923
Time to start the chain scaling autism.
>Batman is million times ftl
>Therefore
>The joker can just blitz Junko anytime

>>150763941
https://vocaroo.com/1nsiY255lZzD

>>150763923
Why wouldn't he get his bazooka that fires expanding pies that trap people in sticky glue?

>>150763941
Speedy this is 4chan not the discord or vsbattles site. Tell ultra he can't spam his loli collection no more because shadowofadoubt banned it.

You faggots are mentally ill

Dead franchise
Dead topics
Dead threads
Ban these threads already. These retard losers need to fuck off.

>>150759721 (OP)
Nobody cares dbgay
>DURR HURR THA SPIC DEATH SHOW IS HAPPENING
Nobody. Cares. Dbgay.
Why don't you spics watch something that doesn't involve brown levels of violence? Oh wait, you can't! Because you're all retarded monkeys from latin america!

I honestly hope all of you Deathbattlespics get tortured slowly in horrific, agonizing pain until death. All of you are subhuman cockroaches that should be genocided

Y'all are virgin losers and will stay so for the rest of your lives. Imagine talking to a girl asking you what you do of your life.
>i'm a virgin loser that spends 24/7 of his time on 4chan especially shitposting on /dbg/ nice to meet you
Lmao y'all are disgusting and should kys asap

>>150763927
>A high pitched voice is actually high testosterone.
really?
>>150763808
YOU ARE BALD

>>150763506
Baby wake up!
New /dbg/ anthem dropped!

>>150763972
>>150763980
https://voca.ro/1mPT6WXaHOOk

>>150763808
You have seen the light, and have become a Better Man.

>>150764000
Uh yes of course. Why would I lie?

>>150764050
Kill yourself

>>150763529
He had a tranny pedo as a discord mod that he refused to repudiate or condemn, and said mod was illegally distributing medical substances without proper qualifications

>>150764064
They also said my wife is trans, anything bad happening to them is good actually

>>150764064
>illegally distributing medical substances without proper qualifications
meh. big deal

>>150764097
I didn't know you support trans rights

>K.O.! Flowering Night playing
>Wiz: The battle for temporal supremacy was a high-stakes, high-strangeness affair. While DIO's Reality Overwrite and the power of 'Beyond' from alternate timelines were formidable, Sakuya's mastery of time and space was simply on another level entirely.
>Boomstick: You'd think being able to just say, "That didn't happen," would be an instant win button, but you forgot one thing, Sakuya isn't just stopping time... she's controlling it, rewriting it, and outright erasing it!
>Wiz: Precisely. DIO's 'Beyond' is described as him being a 'main character' in a story, controlling his own fate, but Sakuya isn't just a character within a story. She's manipulating the very story itself. While DIO can overwrite a single event, Sakuya's Conceptual Time Manipulation allows her to erase an entire timeline in an instant.
>Boomstick: So while DIO was busy preening about his godly plot armor, Sakuya just said, "Nope." She didn't have to hit him with a million knives or out-punch his Stand. She just erased the part of the story where he existed in the first place!
>Wiz: Ultimately, DIO's power, while godlike, still operates within a set of rules, the "narrative flow" that the 'Beyond' gives him. Sakuya’s ability is an absolute, unrestricted command over time itself, allowing her to bend and break any narrative she chooses.
>Boomstick: Turns out you can't cheat your way to victory when your opponent is rewriting the rulebook as she goes. Guess that time vampire's story just got cut short!
>Wiz: The winner is Sakuya Izayoi.

>>150764110
it's a joke about narcos, you goose

>>150763743
GOLD Experience Requiem!
>>150764118
mold experience requiem...

>>150764118
Canon
>>150763743
Fanfiction

>>150763904
>What you're arguing could work for something like Mario but not for Danganronpa.
Why? Her game is an third person shooter. If she has access to weapons that could level a city then why is she not a city level threat?
>It would be like having the joker be able to tank Superman's hits in a open world game as proof of his star level durability.
Because unless we have confirmation that Superman was punching him as hard as he possibly could then it's safe to assume he wasn't going all out. In the context for Danganronpa, if Komaru's best weapon was destroying buildings then that would put her at building level at her peak.

>You faggots are mentally ill
>Dead franchise
>Dead topics
>Dead threads
>Ban these threads already. These retard losers need to fuck off.
>Nobody cares dbgay
>>DURR HURR THA SPIC DEATH SHOW IS HAPPENING
>Nobody. Cares. Dbgay.
>Why don't you spics watch something that doesn't involve brown levels of violence? Oh wait, you can't! Because you're all retarded monkeys from latin america!
>I honestly hope all of you Deathbattlespics get tortured slowly in horrific, agonizing pain until death. All of you are subhuman cockroaches that should be genocided
>Y'all are virgin losers and will stay so for the rest of your lives. Imagine talking to a girl asking you what you do of your life.
>>i'm a virgin loser that spends 24/7 of his time on 4chan especially shitposting on /dbg/ nice to meet you
>Lmao y'all are disgusting and should kys asap

>>150764190
I just know your brown nigger face got red as a hot pepper as you meticulously green arrowed every post. You're a pathetic spic. Get killed from a chainsaw.

>>150764000
You can tell someone has a receding hair based on their voice?

>>150763757
Is this the female version of Leon Kennedy Vs Frank west?

Idk why anons here act like they hate Reddit. You fags use that website and steal their arguements. Also the general opinions on episodes overlaps alot here besides like Deku vs Miles

>>150764257
They were the ones pushing kratos is mftl gorillionversal shit

>>150764104
Holy shit its otto!

>>150764270
I find that hard to believe when most redditors hate Kratos and memed the Sun feat, anyone who defends it gets downvoted to hell lol

Can you read out the Teaching pasta

>>150764290
Only on r/whowouldwin
r/powerscaling literally banned a guy who posting that potential man kratos image
Ig this just means 4chan and reddit at the same side of the coin

>>150764301
Where is it?

>>150764315
I was talking about r/deathbattle but didn't know about r/powerscaling banning that. But you're right about 4chan and Reddit being 2 sides of the same coin

>>150764347
>4chan and Reddit being 2 sides of the same coin
Yeah that's what i meant i forgot the motto

>>150762720
Waiting for G1 prediction tomorrow

>>150764329
He must be summoned...
I...am not fond of the animation for Krasura.

>>150764329
I actually thought the animation for Kratos vs. Asura was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.

Even if you disagree about Asura losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Kratos to take little damage. It also put Kratos in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Asura, and let Kratos show how far he had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as him. He wasn't just fighting Asura, he was TEACHING Asura. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Kratos would take the lessons he learned and help someone who was just like him.

If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Kratos reunite with his daughter, but it feels weird to have him just stand there and take that punch.

I haven't played Asura's game though (but after watching this fight I think I might watch a playthrough!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big GoW fan I thought they did Kratos justice and from what I saw they treated Asura with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?

>>150764384
God why is this so fucking funny

>>150764395
Because it broke /DBG/. If Asura won we wouldn't get kino like this

>>150764384
https://voca.ro/1kL461kByL6X

Troons fuck off and kill yourselves.

>>150764224
>You can tell someone has a receding hair based on their voice?
amazed, aren't you?
high testoterone = baldness, i am just assuming he is now getting the testoterone that he didn't get in his youth

YATES IS GETTING MARRIED

>>150764487
poor lad

>>150764448
What are you talking about

>>150764487
Chad and Ben's wives are so lucky...

>>150764470
I don't know the way he said Kingtos was pretty manly

>>150764509
>Cuck fantasies of the creators of CANON Battle
Favorite Loser?

>>150764537
Why Deku of course!

>>150764395
It’s because it’s so unironic and some retard actually believes that. He got shat on for this post by Redditfags when he posted it. It wouldn’t be as funny if Asura was an actual psycho but the guy was legitimately a fucking hero and has never laid a hand on an innocent person so the contrast between that and Kratos being legit a monster who murdered 99% of Greece made it stand out. That and it broke /dbg/ and spawned so many variations.

>>150764597
To be fair he said he never played AW, but saying the power gap is large is like pissing on a wound

>>150764652
>pissing on a wound
piss has medical properties

>>150764509
Alucard, Ben, Asura, Gaara, Aizen, Ichigo, and Goku!

Give me something to read out loud.

>>150764710
So does trephination.
Go put a hole in your head, doc.

>>150764732
KINGTOOOOOOOOOOOS

>>150764732
>W-what the FUCK did you just say, Asura?! You DIDN’T kill your family? How are you supposed to become the BETTER MAN then? You were supposed to murder EVERYONE and plunge Shinkoku Trastrium into chaos as well as the rest of the world (with your Destructor form)! I did the same with Greece and look at how great I turned out! GODS, you make me SO mad, I need to TEACH you NOW with my WALL-LEVEL fists. Come here!
>*punches Asura’s face with full power*
>AAAAAAEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIII y-you just exploded my arm to red mist with your head! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH! I AM THE BETTER MAN, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE TAUGHT! W-wait, why is your hand glowing? Please forgive me! I promise I won’t bother you anymore! I was just joking about killing my wife, daughter and all of Greece! Please believe m-AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

>>150762720
I haven't seen a single compelling reason why the Breathing Gun isn't gonna be a deciding factor and that Buffy has a way to counter it
>It only works on demons
Slayer powers are inherently demonic and the gun can still kill non-demons since the bullet was tracking Madcap

>>150764736
nay, nay. I already have cheeks over here, i ain't walking straight into a butthole joke

>>150764770
Post that gun destroying a mountain.

>>150764765
https://voca.ro/1lY4nhh3ZxOq

>>150764850
CANOOOOOONROOOOOOO!

>>150764732
The year is 2045. The Asurafags lives under GODtos RULE. All Asurafag "males" are sissified. Asurafag women live to serve GODtos KINGS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to DBG’S KINGtos FUTURE.

Haile Selassie remembers life before the revolution - before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of /co/, where he hides his beautiful Asurajeet Daughter from the clutches of the brutal Kingtos army.

As musclebound Kingtos soldiers prowl the board searching for fertile Asurajeet women, Haile will stop at nothing to protect His sweet Zuzana's purity. In his Bronze-Black and-Whie wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Halie gives his tender Asurajeet body to a gang of pitiless KINGTOS alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Haile prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.

Acclaimed author and pro dome Ben Singer presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-Starving-Asurajeet-Child passages of three-on-one interracial Kingtos-on-Asurafag sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The KINGtos men have their way with Haile's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the board. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.

Experience the true power of KRATOS BVLLS in White. Prepare to witness the ultimate domination. Explore the mind-bending world of KRATOS FUTURE, the first book in Ben Singer's brand new series.

>>150764732
>A-ASURA-SAMA, PLEASE CHANGE MY DIAPER!! CHANGE MY SHITTY DIAPER ASURA!! BE THE BETTER MAN AND CHANGE YOUR PATHETIC STUPID BABY VASSAL'S DIAPER ASURA!!!! CHANGE MY DIAPER ASURA, CHANGE IT AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!! IT'S SHITTY AND PISSED!! IT'S PISSY AND SHIT!! ASURA-SAMA, MY DIAPER NEEDS A HECKIN' CHANGERINO!! ASURA ASURA ASURA I NEED A CHANGE RIGHT NOW!! RIGHT NOW ASURA!!! CHANGE MY DIAPER RIGHT NOW!! I CANNOT DO IT MYSELF, I CANNOT EVEN DEFEAT YOU!! YOU CAN DESTROY A PLANET, WHILE AM I THE STUPID UGLY SHITTY VAPID BABY SUB-MOUNTAIN LEVEL GOD OF WAR RETARD KRATOS!! I AM MERELY A STUPID, UGLY, RETARDED, BRAIN-DAMAGED, MALFORMED, ASS-NUGGET, SHIT-BRAINED, DIPSHIT, COOMER, PENCIL-DICKED, SCUMBUTT, FAGTARD, SIMPLETON, TURD-EATING, QUEERBAIT, NINCOMPOOP, EUNUCH, DOUCHELORD, CAMELFUCKING, ASSLICKING, MORONIC BABY RETARD AND I NEED YOU TO CHANGE MY SHITTY DIAPER ASURA!!! ASURA-SAMA, PLEASE CHANGE MY SHITTY DIAPER AND SPANK ME LIKE THE NAUGHTY BABY MONSTER I TRULY AM ASURA!!! ASURA ASURA ASURA I'M SO TIRED OF ATREUS OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS BEING THE ONE TO CHANGE ME!!!! CHANGE MY DIAPER ASURA!!!! ASURA-SAMA, THE VERY THOUGHT OF YOUR MANLY HANDS BEING ANYWHERE NEAR MY CROTCH IS ENOUGH TO GIVE ME A BIG OL' TWO-INCH DIAPER-BONER!!! ASURA-SAMA, CHANGE MY DIAPER AND KISS MY WIFE!! ASURA-DONO, YOU ARE NO LONGER A MONSTER, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME HERE TO SIT IN MY OWN SHIT ASURA, I NEED YOU TO CHANGE ME -- WAIT SPAWN-SAMA WHAT ARE YOU DOING, PLEASE DON'T VAPORIZE THE SHIT AWAY I NEED ASURA TO WIPE IT- AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEESTOP!!

>>150764817
Buffy only destroyed a mountain through an amp

>>150764985
>Buffy
Gun. Anon. GUN

we had some good convos earlier what happened

They're announcing which 4 characters on Team Wiz are getting sent to the youtube poll in 10 minutes.

>>150764817
It's less raw destructive power and more it bypassing durability and the bullets home on targets

>>150764597
I refuse to believe it's genuine
It's 100% ironic
No one can be that retarded

>>150765036
>and more it bypassing durability
Scans?

...anon says as he posts on /dbg/

>>150764919
https://voca.ro/19S3sqUeMi1m
One take, so apologies for messing up so many times.

>>150765141
It's cool, you're doing a good job and it's funny

>>150765052
It started from Reddit. If it came from here, I’d buy it being ironic. Here’s a post from the same guy who made the TEACHING pasta.
https://www.reddit.com/r/deathbattle/s/DOe2iWHuWw

>>150765141
> !:28 Why are you guys like this
What's wrong with literal canon

>>150765069
https://imgur.com/a/iAITFJm
Regardless, bullets can harm and even kill Buffy period

>>150765415
Zamn. Groot level bullets

We discussed Yugi and even Kaiba
But who's the best matchup for Joey

You guys got any DB related templates to fill?
I love filling templates

>>150765415
>Cap is hurting Ghost Rider but He doesn't mind.
>Bullets hurt Ghost Rider surprising him.
Uh, Bypassing Durability?

>>150765521
any street level guy with enough will to undo universal constructs
uh, kyle without the ring? maybe kyle could win this. maybe

>>150765540
When Daimon Hellstrom was shot he couldn't regenerate from it
The gun is designed to bypass demonic defenses

>>150765523
>>150765579

>>150764163
None of komaru 's weapons can level a city. It's a hacking gun.

>>150765579
>>150765618
Thanks, i'll post those next threads
Currently am doing my top 20 dbs

>>150765603
>Anti-Regen is Bypassing Durability.
No.

>>150765521
Guy Gardner or Ryuji Sakamoto

>>150765415
>>150765603
>>150765764
there's no way this is all there is

>>150764597
It's never going to happen but I would love to hear what the writers thought process was when writing the animation for Krasura, because he really dod make Asura out to be a monster in the initial draft

>>150765807
They also home and track targets and this works with non-demons

>>150765807
it has 9 appearances, you could read all the appearances of the breathing gun in a lunch break

The 4 Wiz characters up for elimination just got posted

>>150765890
rip steve

>>150765856
They were probably brainstorming cool shit for Asura to do (so Kratos would look even better for countering it) without any thought as to whether it made sense or not

>>150765890
Stevebros...

>voted higher for safety than meta knight, samus, steve AND constantine
SakuyaGODS....

>>150765890
>constantine is getting the most votes while meta knight gets the least out of the 4
phew

Top 2 currently are Constantine and Steve which makes sense, both are complete one match wonders

>>150765890
>The 4 best members (besides Geats) are the ones up to be voted off
I have no faith in these tranny pieces of shit

Yup, yup.

>anybody on YouTube can vote for eliminations
STOOOOPPPPP

>>150765943
>Top 2 currently are Constantine and Steve which makes sense, both are complete one match wonders
it's over for constantinebros. expect DC Lucifer vs SMT Lucifer instead

SAY HER FUARKING NAME

>discord votes for their niche favorite to be safe each week
>youtubers vote out all the characters they don't recognize
this event is gonna end with some bullshit like Sakuya vs Miku isn't it

>>150766042
That's fun though desu

>>150766004
DCifer is for Nyarlathotep

>>150766042
Miku will job
cap this post

>>150766003
Yeah wtf. Can you ask on the discord if that's on purpose? I don't want Steve to be voted out immediately. Wtf

>>150766087
I already did. They're working on it.

>>150766108
Shows us how everyone is voting after the new post is up pls. I'm thinking of resubbing after letting it expire after TOC ended a year ago. These contests are always fun.

>>150766108
>They're working on it
JUDGE
he's cheating
HES CHEATING

>>150766087
The community post just got deleted so it looks like it was just a mistake

KINGtrap will win

>>150766024
IZAYOI SAKUYA!

STOP THE COUNT!!

>>150766163
KINGTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>150765890
KINGTRAP BROS?!? WTF IS THIS?!!?

>>150766167
>STOP THE COUNT!!
*wakes up*
wait, what? is mr. /co/ already?

>>150765967
>>150766003
Honestly, the youtube normalfags are a good counter to Discrod trannies

>>150766195
Springtrap was in Team Boomstick right? Either way he's not getting voted out anytime soon

>>150766251
MetaCHADS...

>>150766251
KIIIIIIIIIIINGta Knight!

>>150766251
Kirby Series? Beloved

>>150766251
I like Samus but I honestly don't mind her losing because I don't want Discord troons feeding her to gachaslop

>>150766251
Aw hell nah. If I don't see samus in the running tomorrow, I will sign up and vote her ass out myself.

>>150766330
>I will sign up and vote her ass out myself.
uh, based?

Meta Knight seems super safe. Feels like the only reason he's here is some kind of alliancefagging between Geats, Sakuya and Frieren.

>>150766342
No everybody was shocked Frieren made it on, she apparently had a huge amount of secret supporters.
Sakuya and Geats fans were aligned but Geats already had immunity. Sakuya and Flowey were the ones who had active campaigns to keep them safe.

>>150766342
>Geats, Sakuya and Frieren.
o geats... how the mighty has fallen...

>the bourgeois over at death battle have deleted the post
Us common folk DESERVE the right to vote. There is no good reason for Ben and Chad to deny us queer folk from voicing our opinions. Are they ableist against poor people?

>>150766371
Takashi?

Protect steve so kino related happens

>>150766342
Meta Knight is probably there because everybody likes him but not many have him as their favorite. He's practically the most agreeable pick on the entire island, which is good for the early stages but bad for later on.

>>150766361
Oh, right Flowey was there too.
But listen, no way I believe Frieren naturally escaped the bottom 4. There has to be some sort of play behind the scenes.

>>150766422
Wouldn't he gather power by eliminating more niche characters? The support has to go somewhere, so why not towards him?

>>150766415
Shu from silent hill f.

It makes sense Geatsbros and Sakuyabros are teaming up, they probably have a lot of fanbase overlap and they're the two most literally who picks.

New thread

>>150766519

>>150765890
People aren't going to read this and there's a high chance the more popular characters get removed.

>>150760250
Saiyans don't get the same pleasure from sex as humans do(They get that from fighting). They usually only do sex for reproductive purposes. So this is unlikely.