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Anonymous No.150764198 [Report] >>150764214 >>150764717 >>150764759 >>150765043 >>150765791 >>150766568 >>150766607 >>150768092 >>150770139 >>150770702 >>150773441 >>150775358 >>150775901 >>150776271 >>150776290 >>150776294 >>150776301 >>150776317 >>150776336 >>150776359 >>150776483 >>150776508 >>150779674 >>150779733 >>150788815 >>150792199 >>150794119 >>150795429 >>150795546 >>150796064 >>150796389
Batman is canonically Jewish, how does this make you feel goy boy?
Anonymous No.150764214 [Report] >>150764282
>>150764198 (OP)
Stop talking out of your ass
Anonymous No.150764282 [Report] >>150764343 >>150764438 >>150764657 >>150776035
>>150764214
Bruce Waynes mother is Jewish. According to Halakhah this makes Batman entirely Jewish. Don't be antisemitic
Anonymous No.150764343 [Report] >>150764447
>>150764282
Says who?
Anonymous No.150764438 [Report]
>>150764282
>Batman is Jewish because his mom is Jewish
Source?
>DONT BE ANTISEMITIC, NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI!
Oh wow I bet the next one won't ask if you make such a fuss. Nice strategy. You can alter canon if nobody questions you, right?
Anonymous No.150764447 [Report]
>>150764343
Hitler.
Anonymous No.150764562 [Report] >>150764657
ah yes, the famously Jewish names Bruce and Wayne. Totally Jewish
Anonymous No.150764599 [Report] >>150764700 >>150764776 >>150776350 >>150777625 >>150792983
anti-semites on suicide watch. Never forget you're favorite super hero is one of God Chosen
Anonymous No.150764657 [Report] >>150764733 >>150764913 >>150766957 >>150769331 >>150776183 >>150792983
>>150764282
No she isn't. She's Catholic. Always has been. However, one of her brothers, Jacob, married a Yehudi and converted to Judaism, the father of Kate Kane. Martha had three brothers, Jacob, Nathan and Philip. Philip is dead in all continuities afaik, Nathan may or may not currently exist (he was the husband of the OG Batwoman, Kathy Kane, Bruce's aunt and mentor to Bette Kane, the original Bat-girl, with a hyphen). But as Martha carried rosary beads and her tombstone has a friggin cross on it, it's fairly obvious she's a Catholic and wasn't Jewish. She therefore never had any Jewishness to pass onto baby Batbrat.
He. Is not. Jewish. Never was.
I'm not sure who in DC is explicitly Yehudi other than Harley, Batwoman and Alice but from all available evidence, Bruce Wayne is not.
>>150764562
I know a Jewish guy named Bruce, actually. Ran into his wife at the supermarket yesterday, in fact, and she tried to Hebrew at me, asking if i shook sticks around a few days ago for some high holy day (only one i know of to shake anything for is Sukkot, which was not recent) despite me telling her multiple times that I never bothered to learn Hebrew. Yes, I'm Jewish. It would be neat if Batman were of the tribe but he just ain't and saying otherwise is dumb. People should stop that.
Anonymous No.150764681 [Report] >>150764712 >>150765791
does that means that his penis is botched?
Anonymous No.150764683 [Report]
>Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.
Anonymous No.150764700 [Report]
>>150764599
Hanukkah gifts are not a thing except for American Jews to give their children so they don't feel left out after all the Christian kids get Santa visits.
Who wrote this Batman?
Anonymous No.150764712 [Report] >>150764744
>>150764681
Yes, but that's because he's from New Jersey, not because he's Jewish (he isn't). I guarantee Bruce had never entered the mikveh.
Anonymous No.150764717 [Report]
>>150764198 (OP)
The Waynes are obviously WASP, retard. I doubt you're even American
Anonymous No.150764733 [Report] >>150764797
>>150764657
anon Sukkot is literally ongoing
it started three days ago lol
Anonymous No.150764744 [Report]
>>150764712
Do American elites really mutilate their dicks for no reason? I thought that was a cattle thing.
Anonymous No.150764759 [Report]
>>150764198 (OP)
I don't care. I'm sure some faggot is seething though.
Anonymous No.150764776 [Report] >>150768208 >>150777345 >>150777625 >>150786994
>>150764599
>Hanukkah gift
do Christians really think Hanukkah is just Jewish Christmas lmao
Anonymous No.150764797 [Report] >>150765013
>>150764733
See? I'm like the world's worst friggin Jew lol
Where am I even gonna get an etrog and stand in a cage for it anyway? lmao
Anonymous No.150764844 [Report]
Let me guess, this is a Tom “glows in the dark, better run him down with your car” King retcon? Wayne is Scottish and Kane WASPs pre Uncle Tom King.
Anonymous No.150764913 [Report]
>>150764657
>asking if i shook sticks around a few days ago for some high holy day
So jews don't only practice jew-jitsu but they also have nun-jewcks? What's next? David's throwing stars?
Anonymous No.150765013 [Report] >>150766947
>>150764797
Any nearby synagogue is probably a good place to start, that or a kosher mart/regular grocery store depending on where you live. It’s not that hard honestly
Anonymous No.150765043 [Report] >>150766530
>>150764198 (OP)
lmao
Anonymous No.150765791 [Report]
>>150764198 (OP)
Don't care my goat Wally West is christian.

>>150764681
>does that means that his penis is botched?

That's why he can't satisfy Selina and she has to cuck him with real men.
Anonymous No.150766508 [Report]
Batman's human.
Anonymous No.150766530 [Report]
>>150765043
Fag
Anonymous No.150766568 [Report]
>>150764198 (OP)
Batman is canonically Bruce Wayne, how does this make you feel, Joker?
Anonymous No.150766607 [Report]
>>150764198 (OP)
Less confused. Now I know why Gotham is the way it is and why Bruce chooses to be Batman.
Anonymous No.150766947 [Report] >>150767023 >>150767633
>>150765013
But as was said, Sukkot began already so I doubt there are any left at the local koshermart (and it's not even that local; that bitch is, like, an hour away). What does my fucking head in Is that citrons are sold at my corner for $2 each but I can't use it. No. I have to buy a $75 magic citron with a hechsher. Not to mention that I don't exactly have the space for a free standing sukkah. And that doesn't even cover getting the sticks together (forgot which species other than the palm; willow and mirtle?).
So yeah, I don't have sticks and fruit and can't stand in a cage shaking them. Oops.
I haven't done that since I was a kid. Like I said: world's worst Jew.
Anonymous No.150766957 [Report] >>150769378
>>150764657
>Nathan may or may not currently exist (he was the husband of the OG Batwoman, Kathy Kane, Bruce's aunt
uh
does that mean Batman almost fucked his aunt-by-marriage?
Anonymous No.150767023 [Report] >>150776740
>>150766947
judaism has to be the silliest religion. All these dumb rules
Anonymous No.150767633 [Report]
>>150766947
if your sukkah looks like a cage you’re doing it very wrong
Anonymous No.150768092 [Report]
>>150764198 (OP)
He's a Mexican according to Aztec Batman.
Anonymous No.150768208 [Report]
>>150764776
Hannakuh and kwanza were consistently portrayed that way through the 90s.
Anonymous No.150769331 [Report] >>150770004 >>150795786
>>150764657
Dope. Batman is of Catholic decent, that's sick yo. In your face OP lol
Anonymous No.150769378 [Report]
>>150766957
I know! Thing is, I'm not sure about the continuities. In some, Kathy was divorced from Nathan and married to a literal Nazi. In others, I'm not even sure how she's related to the Kanes but we know she's never been a blood relative.
Might not remember his name and can't be fucked to look it up right now to be sure but I think the Nazi husband was called something like Otto Nertz or Netz or Metz or Mertz or a name like that.
Anonymous No.150770004 [Report] >>150770182 >>150795786
>>150769331
Him being Catholic is as nonsensical as him being Jewish, he should be 100% WASP
t. Catholic
Anonymous No.150770139 [Report] >>150770205
>>150764198 (OP)
/co/ is always weird when it comes to Jewish people. And black people. And Hispanic people. And Indian people. And middle Eastern people in general. And women. And non-straight people.
Anonymous No.150770182 [Report] >>150795786
>>150770004
The Waynes are always prots but the Kanes are portrayed as Catholics or Jews depending on the continuity.
Anonymous No.150770205 [Report]
>>150770139
>And non-straight people.
Indeed. We're very weird when it comes to your kind.
Anonymous No.150770702 [Report] >>150771303 >>150774617 >>150776027
>>150764198 (OP)
He is jewish coded, his name is inspired by Bob Kane's name who was jewish along with the other co-creator, but he seems much more WASP-like, he is literally an aristocrat, butler and all.
Anonymous No.150771303 [Report] >>150771694
>>150770702
You don't know what aristocracy is.
Anonymous No.150771565 [Report] >>150771592 >>150775826 >>150775831
Imagine if Mary Dahl started using an OnlyFans-style website with "baby_doll" as her username and Batman decided to track her down, and he managed to stop her right when she was recording a video of herself pretending the bathroom was occupied while really needing to "go"
>Well I don't need to go NOW, after hearing YOU barge in! You're lucky I don't need to clean up the floor, at least...
Anonymous No.150771592 [Report]
>>150771565
Based
Anonymous No.150771694 [Report] >>150776027
>>150771303
Retard
Anonymous No.150773441 [Report]
>>150764198 (OP)
Wayne is a Jewish surname?
Anonymous No.150774617 [Report]
>>150770702
>his name is inspired by Bob Kane's name

It was not.
Anonymous No.150775358 [Report] >>150779505 >>150792634
>>150764198 (OP)
truth
reminder that the Batwang is canonically circumcised
Anonymous No.150775826 [Report]
>>150771565
Imagine https://www.youtube.come/watch?v=4Jj37XR1yFw but it's Baby Doll whining about needing to "tinkle" and saying "Never mind" after they pull up (heh, "pullup") to a gas station
Anonymous No.150775831 [Report]
>>150771565
Imagine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Jj37XR1yFw but it's Baby Doll whining about needing to "tinkle" and saying "Never mind" after they pull up (heh, "pullup") to a gas station
Anonymous No.150775901 [Report]
>>150764198 (OP)
>Jews are running Gotham
Anonymous No.150775921 [Report]
>the Wayne murders go from being a random act of criminal violence to a hate crime
Would be pretty funny.
Anonymous No.150776027 [Report] >>150785962
>>150771694
Indeed >>150770702 is, yes. But it's not her fault. Women and chosen-women are just naturally less intelligent than men so we can't really blame her for not knowing what am aristocrat is.
Anonymous No.150776035 [Report]
>>150764282
Actually it's Martha's sister-in-law who is Jewish.
Anonymous No.150776183 [Report] >>150779624 >>150780284 >>150792983
>>150764657
>She's Catholic. Always has been
No, she hasn't. The Waynes being Catholic is an extremely recent thing. Like, post-crisis only.
Traditionally Batman was a WASP. I always assumed Episcopalian, since they're the ones with the big cool old churches in NY/NJ.
Anonymous No.150776271 [Report]
>>150764198 (OP)
It makes me feel that you have way too much time on your hands and that you should get a job.
Anonymous No.150776290 [Report]
>>150764198 (OP)
How is this new news? Him and Superman and Spider-Man are too.
Anonymous No.150776294 [Report]
>>150764198 (OP)
No
Anonymous No.150776301 [Report]
>>150764198 (OP)
He's still American, you talk as if he's a different nationality.
Anonymous No.150776317 [Report]
>>150764198 (OP)
lmao yeah that's why it's lame and why comics aren't taken seriously in America.
Anonymous No.150776336 [Report]
>>150764198 (OP)
Then why do both his parents have crosses on their tombstones? Checkmate, jews.
Anonymous No.150776350 [Report]
>>150764599
Dog's Inbreds*
Anonymous No.150776359 [Report] >>150777866
>>150764198 (OP)
Ohnononononono...
Anonymous No.150776483 [Report]
>>150764198 (OP)
>Batman is Jewish
>Joker hates Nazis
>There is a moment in hypertime where Batman dresses as a Nazi to piss Joker off
>Batman reveals he's actually Jewish
>Joker is completely and utterly buck broken
Anonymous No.150776508 [Report]
>>150764198 (OP)
He is scottish. Return of bruce wayne, scottish connection etc.
Anonymous No.150776740 [Report] >>150776769 >>150784536
>>150767023
You have to remember a lot of the rules were at the time were health and hygiene rules. This was before germ theory was a thing. The widespread theory at the time was Miasma theory (bad rotten air) and internal parasites were spread by eating raw, uncooked or poorly cooked meat.

My favorite one from Leviticus was about taking a shit out in the open and just leaving there. It was written that one was to take a shit, dig hole and bury it when your business was done.
Anonymous No.150776769 [Report]
>>150776740
Is that where that little camping tip came from?
Anonymous No.150777345 [Report]
>>150764776
It was something dredged out of relative obscurity and made into a much bigger holiday specifically to give jews something jewish to do besides fantasize about assimilating during Christmas season
Anonymous No.150777452 [Report]
>Oy vey, remember goyim! All your favourite characters are jews! It says right here, during this event written by Jordan Goldstein!
Anonymous No.150777625 [Report] >>150777788
>>150764599
This was written like a year ago by Tom King. After 80 years of Batman history of his parents having a Cross on their graves.

>>150764776
Tom King is a Jew lol.
Anonymous No.150777788 [Report]
>>150777625
>Batman history of his parents having a Cross on their graves
Because the anti-semites would vandalise Jewish graves so the Waynes had to disguise their grave with xtian idolatry
Anonymous No.150777866 [Report] >>150778483
>>150776359
>Gothic arches too
Anonymous No.150778483 [Report]
>>150777866
Basically it's been established for decades that both of Bruce's parents are Catholic, and then some special snowflake decides he needs to feel seen and tries to retcon them as Jewish, which will be forgotten in 5 minutes.
Anonymous No.150779505 [Report]
>>150775358
Rich people don't do the cut to their children; that's only for poorfags like the comic artist.
Anonymous No.150779624 [Report] >>150780284
>>150776183
Just Thomas. Martha was always papist, like the Kennedys. Remember: the DuPonts and Bouviers are from Pennsylvania, Delaware, New Jersey and New York and were always Catholic families. The Bouviers have been established in Philadelphia since 1815, the DuPonts since 1800. The Kennedys considerably later (and several states away) since 1849. All Catholics.
I bring up the DuPonts specifically because, just like Kanes, they've have so many interfaith marriages that while the family were originally Catholic when they arrived in 1800, there are many DuPonts today who are Episcopalians as well as Quakers.
Anonymous No.150779674 [Report] >>150790444
>>150764198 (OP)
He's Scottish.
Anonymous No.150779733 [Report] >>150780240
>>150764198 (OP)
Is there some new reveal or interpretation or is this thread a hypothetical?

I'd be annoyed if it was a sudden change done now just out of principle of needing to change established characters so often.

If he was all along in this What If, I guess I wouldn't really feel one way or the other. Can't remember any specific scenes at the moment that go over Bruce Wayne's faith, but I have vague imagery of him being some form of Christian, so I guess those would be a Jewish equivalent.

I also imagine that him being rich would be joked about more snidely than even now, along with Izrael jokes about Bruce Wayne sending money over there etc.
Anonymous No.150779737 [Report] >>150780185 >>150780360
No superhero is Jewish if they value goy life, as the central (only) actual consistent value of Judaism is a genocidal disregard for all other human beings.
Anonymous No.150780185 [Report] >>150790426
>>150779737
Nope. Judaism goes above and beyond to protect gentiles lives. That's why Jews invented modern medicine. Next time you get sick, thank a Jew that you don't have to die. Trust me if we wanted to kill you all it wouldn't be hard.
Anonymous No.150780240 [Report]
>>150779733
Seems like it’s just a shitty writer self-inserting again
Anonymous No.150780284 [Report] >>150781795
>>150776183
Alan Grant wrote Batman was Scottish, which seemed canonically consistent because Bill Finger named him after the Scottish king Robert the Bruce.

>>150779624
What comics are Martha being Catholic from?
Anonymous No.150780360 [Report] >>150781795
>>150779737
If a superhero were Jewish, they would charge people to be saved. They would also be secretly behind a rise in crime to ensure business is booming.
Anonymous No.150781795 [Report] >>150781954 >>150790358
>>150780360
Funny you say this because we had part of the ceiling if the second floor bathroom cave in last year during a bad storm and we shopped around for different contractors to fix it. Two things surprised me.
1) that there are still Jewish contractors and
2) they had by far the fairest price offered.
The eyeties all charged a ridiculous fee to begin with and kept trying to upsell us. I didn't deal with the Slavs because I wasn't here (and I'm not sure what sorta Slavs they were) but my wife said they kept finding new shit that needed to be "fixed", like the window frame and wiring.
The Irish roofer guy who also does some indoor repairs stuff was fairly reasonable, too, but there were other reasons we didn't go with him.
The Jewish guy and his son came, did the repairs, took the money, itemised everything and left. Took them two days.
It's kinda funny that the Jews jewed us the least.
>>150780284
I don't remember exactly but it was about ten years ago when I was first made aware of it so probably Rise of the Batmen. Prior to that, I can't remember which friggin comic it was but some earlier cover (not that early, maybe 15-20 years ago) had Batman at his parents' graves and one of them had a Celtic cross. I know Irish Catholics use Celtic crosses and while Protestants generally don't /Presbyterians are one of the few (or the only?) who do/, which ties back into Bruce's Scottish heritage mentioned numerous times ITT.
Presbyterianism spread throughout Scotland like crabs in a Czech hostel.
So if that was Thomas' grave, then he was a Presbyterian and not an Episcopalian, but if it was Martha, there's a strong likelihood she was a Catholic but also a less likely possibility that she was a Presby.
I'll look more into it.
Good call on asking me that.
Anonymous No.150781954 [Report]
>>150781795
>Celtic cross
Batman #639 Grave Consequences, 2005. That's Martha's grave.
Anonymous No.150784536 [Report] >>150792865
>>150776740
To be fair, the rules for construction of a Sukkah and what sticks, leaves and fruit to shake in it have no practical use at all. None.
Anonymous No.150785962 [Report] >>150787109
>>150776027
Retard
Boco !sCZ24qY6KY No.150786943 [Report]
He's Catholic. Although really he doesn't care.
Anonymous No.150786994 [Report]
>>150764776
No, it's an modern jew thing.
Anonymous No.150787109 [Report] >>150787233
>>150785962
Indeed you are. Also, did you know that your mother is a whore? Everyone else does.
Anonymous No.150787233 [Report] >>150787744
>>150787109
Retard
Anonymous No.150787744 [Report]
>>150787233
iyss, corky
Anonymous No.150788269 [Report] >>150793027
Religion shouldn't factor into a discussion about a a character unless it seriously informs their background.
Anonymous No.150788815 [Report]
>>150764198 (OP)
Batman's son is canonically bouncing and moaning on my you know what, how does that make him feel?
Anonymous No.150790358 [Report]
>>150781795
>they had by far the fairest price offered
Goyim always accuse Jews of what they're guilty of.
Anonymous No.150790426 [Report]
>>150780185
I thought that was mostly Indian, Arabic, and Chinese efforts for modern medicine.
Anonymous No.150790444 [Report]
>>150779674
https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Wayne_Family
>The Waynes are a family of French, Scottish and English descent
No wonder they're so smart.
Anonymous No.150792199 [Report]
>>150764198 (OP)
>Batman is canonically Jewish
??
Anonymous No.150792634 [Report]
>>150775358
So are most secular Americans because some weird puritan asshole in the 19th century thought it'd stop people from jacking off.
Anonymous No.150792865 [Report]
>>150784536
Shaddup and shake your wrinkly lemon.
Anonymous No.150792983 [Report] >>150793790
>>150764599
I'm sick of jews interjecting themselves where they do not fit nor belong. It makes no sense for batman to be jewish. Bruce Wayne as a character only makes sense as a WASP.

>>150764657
>>150776183
Again, Catholicism makes no sense in this context. A catholic woman would not walk in a place known as crime alley. Much less allow her family too. Only the type of woman, who wants to virtue signal would. Aka a north east/new england protestant woman, filled with guilt for being born rich.
Anonymous No.150793027 [Report]
>>150788269
I don't know if this statement works considering that Ben Grimm being a jew doesn't really "inform his background" compared to having a rough bit of upbringing growing up in Yancy street, yet no one really gripes about him being a jew.
Anonymous No.150793790 [Report]
>>150792983
>Catholic women never get raped or murdered, bro
>they never go down alleyways in cities, bruh
>they wouldn't do that
By far the dumbest argument. She's just as much a Catholic as you are a retard IE she's very, very Catholic.
Anonymous No.150794119 [Report] >>150797228
>>150764198 (OP)
Batman is a fascist’s wet dream. Superman is Jewish power fantasy.
Get it right
Anonymous No.150795429 [Report]
>>150764198 (OP)
Anonymous No.150795546 [Report]
>>150764198 (OP)
Cope
Anonymous No.150795786 [Report] >>150796727
>>150769331
>>150770004
>>150770182
Wait a second! Gotham has a pretty significant Italian-American population (specially in the criminal underworld).
What if Batman is actually a wop?
Anonymous No.150796064 [Report]
>>150764198 (OP)
Anonymous No.150796389 [Report]
>>150764198 (OP)
Anonymous No.150796727 [Report]
>>150795786
his hair isn’t greasy enough for that
Anonymous No.150797228 [Report]
>>150794119
>a guy who regularly breaks the law to catch criminals the system protects is a fascist's wet dream
huh