Thread 150778536

why is it so fucking smelly in here

Yes, I'm looking for the limited comic run of battletoads

>>150778536 (OP)
boy, i sure do hate comics

>>150778709
because im here

The good one in my town closed down, now we just have a toy shop that deals pokemon cards

>>150778760
i sometimes feel bad as i live in a major US city and have like 20 shops in my area and I visit none of them. I just read online for free. I sometimes visit threads where people complain they dont have shops near them.

>>150778807
I also live in a major city, I should visit more often but I don’t have money

>>150778536 (OP)
Where’s the manga section?

>>150778536 (OP)
Do you sell pokemon cards?

>>150778536 (OP)
Do you guys sell funko pops?

Yes, I would like all the latest issues of Marvel/DC slop you have on hand.

>>150778995
including variant covers ?

>>150778536 (OP)
Excuse me, where are the comics? all I see are funko pops and manga

>>150778536 (OP)
Where’s the Montana Sunset complete series collection?

how come there are never any girls here

>>150779240
I blame this guy >>150778745

>>150778995
You can't handle my big two comics

>>150779442
gay

Hey, hi. So I've got a box of comics, like 90s stuff a lot of like holograms and number ones like X-Men and stuff so I'm pretty sure they're worth some money, can I, can I put it up here on the counter? Would you guys have any interest? Can you, can you move that?

Do you have any Japanese comics?

>>150778536 (OP)
Excuse me, why are all the pages stuck together in the my little pony section?

Do you have jujutsu kaisen?

Do you have the original Tintin in congo?

>>150778536 (OP)
I want to order Battletoads published by Dark horse comics

Hi, give me the gayest comic you have in stock.

>>150779240
I’m literally right here

*shits on the floor*

>>150778536 (OP)
Looks comfy

*BRAAAAAAAAAPP*

dayum that was a raunchy ass fart

>>150778536 (OP)
Do you think DWJ's recent tard rage has to do with him getting kicked off of Transformers?

Oh boy it smells like SHIT in here

>>150778745
*BRAAAP* Uh oh! stinky!
>>150780517
Ew gross. Clearly we need to get even slinkier to make you leave.
>>150780538 >>150781307 >>150781569
Good work men, already doing the duty. This thread needs a hero!
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP*
Ahhh thank you Nachos Bell Grande! Soon this will smell like the cleanest comic shop in India!

>>150781436
Why did he get kicked off

>>150781826
He left art duties cause he couldn't keep up.
He got kicked off a writing duties for unknown reasons. Could be Robert Kirkman just wanted in on the action but DWJ's recent tantrums say otherwise.

>>150781436
Absolute BASEDman

>>150781569
thank you

>>150778807
I have plenty in my city but they're pretty spread out so I never go. The one closest to my house is kinda shitty but the next closest one has an owner who wants to talk to me for like 45 minutes every time I come in.

That's part of why I mostly just read here and order trades online if I like the book.

>>150778536 (OP)
As I was saying modern comics are awesome dude full of political takes, top quality deviant art artists, they are making everyone gay and the much needed race swaps for a lot of characters I tell you this is going to be great

>>150778536 (OP)
do you have that Megaman brazilian comic made by a lunatic?

>>150783753
not fat enough

>>150783973
get out

How have y'all not gone bankrupt yet

>>150784886
Whales and variant covers...We also sell manga and trading cards.

You'll never be satisfied with a mortal woman because the Elf wenches are so beautiful, you'll spend the rest of your life searching for that same beauty again. Yes.

>walks in
>buys a few Omnis
>leaves

>>150785183
I wish all my customers were like that

>>150784886
Commission from mass pre-orders

>>150778807
My city is only like 68000 people. Yet has 2 comic book stores, one dedicated TCG store, and 1 sports card store that also sells Pokemon.

There's even a local comics convention twice a year that is coming up at the end of the month that I don't even want to go to.

I really only go to the comic stores a few times a month. Usually just to pick up one comic every month and maybe some card sleeves. Right now I'm collecting the Emma Frost White Queen comics, which will be over next issue.

>>150784886
old guys with disposable income

>>150785272
Test

Where do you keep the smut?

One (1) manga please