Thread 150780062

And things continue to get worse as usually

Fuck it just keep Peter in space

Paulbros they’re turning Paul into a child molesting serial killer called Torment now??? First MJ dumps him, and now he becomes a serial killer oh man.

>>150780522
You know who can have a breakup with Mary Jane Watson and not become a pedophilic serial killer? That’s right, Peter Parker! What’s YOUR excuse, Paul Rabin.

AND YOU KNOW WHO can be forgiven for breaking up with someone and making the right decision in the end instead of resorting to excuses like open relationships? That’s right! MJ Watson! What’s YOUR excuse Shay Marken?

I've been trying to get into recent spidey stuff lately and it's just been awful... Even when I'm avoiding the "mainline" series.
Ultimate Spider-man hasn't been terrible but it hasn't exactly been thrilling either. Torn seems promising enough but at the cost of it happening in the past.

Reverse-OMD is in full effect. Marvel Interns and Polish pedos are crashing out, as the kids say.

>>150780613
Paul going away means OMD and the BND death cult is losing ground…

>>150780067
Shay Marken fans BTFO

>>150780564
>>150780613
MJ is shit and so is your fuckass gimmick. Fuck you.

>>150780705
Cry more.

>>150780647
Being forcibly sequestered from the rest of the company by a man who hates not only their guts but also their entire profession will do that to Fat Polish Ogres who thought they could force their fanfiction on the world.

>>150780705
Yeah you said pal the hell with MJ they should bring back Gwen.

>>150780613
What is this from?

>>150780961
Gwen is still here. She’s Spider-Gwen!

>>150781021
Marvel Rivals. Get ready for Marvel Rivals synergy.

>>150780961
Fuck you too, ESLposter.

>>150781059
Rivals Peter took the deal
They text is about one that took an inverse meaning May was sacrificed

>>150781118
Rivals Peter is too young to have taken the original OMD deal, however, I believe he made a different deal with Mephisto that was just as costly.

>>150780696
s-she'll be back soon!!!!!

I feel like becoming a serial killer is a logical endpoint for Paul’s character arc after all he killed billions of people and didn’t care, it’s sociopathic.

>>150780062 (OP)
When is the next Peter in space issue?

>>150781622
The one after this one. They're alternating. Basically every even numbered issue is going to be garbage until this resoves.

>>150781586
He didn't kill anybody his dad did.

>>150781727
It ends in January, so only a few more to go, but I'm actually not hating it.

>>150780062 (OP)
>not posting the variant covers
shame on you OP

The Amazing Spider-Man #14 Cory Smith Variant
The Amazing Spider-Man #14 Joshua Cassara Muppets Variant
The Amazing Spider-Man #14 Lee Bermejo Amazing Visions Variant
The Amazing Spider-Man #14 1:25 Jay Anacleto Variant
The Amazing Spider-Man #14 1:100 Lee Bermejo Amazing Visions Virgin Variant

>>150780097
>tfw no on-demand monstergirl gf
Why even live.

>>150780564
>>150780613
Say what you will about Paul, but when HIS kids were erased from existence, at least it wasn't his fault.

>>150784694
It was actually, he gave his genocidal father godly powers and he used those powers to play a little prank.

>>150784724
Peter sold his kid's life so he could have more of May's wheatcakes. He's literally as dumb as Homer Simpson.

>>150780123
>ben is getting more and more into being peter
>janine is jealous of him being around other women
I wonder who will have the next mental breakdown. Maybe at the same time.

>>150784771
Paul never had children to begin with. Lines in sand don't count as real people.

>>150784845
>Paul never had children to begin with.

Neither did Peter.

>>150780123
>One million
>Enough to retire on
Not in this fuckin economy

>>150784785
>my boyfriend got corrupted
>he must be into latinas now!

>>150784865
The Clone Saga happened, anon. Fanfiction made by Fat Polish Ogres doesn't change the fact that Norman Osborn kidnapped Peter and MJ's daughter.

>>150780154
Son with a illness? Are we doing the casino lady from PAD's run again?

>>150785019
Anabelle?

>>150784926
Oh so now you think the Clone Saga is worth acknowledging?

When are they fixing Ben. Chasm stinks

>>150780522
>>150780564
You really can't help yourself

>>150785055
Moreso than anything from 2007 onward.

I don't want to reverse OMD becaues I'm still hoping Peter can marry Felicia.

>>150785737
he can just ask T'Challa to marry all 3 of them and it never gets brought up again. Felicia is just in random rooms of their home

>>150780178
we aren't doing this anymore
fuck off marvel

>>150780097
MaryWhore is a safe bet since she'll never commit to anything and jump to a new cock new week.

>>150781837
Hey! Paul helped! Don’t undermine his contributions.

>>150785548
I can’t and I won’t!

>>150781837
he helped his father kill billions of people so line could go up and honestly its really fucking weird how no one gives a fuck about him committing genocide and caring more about his couscous than the world he had a direct hand in destroying as he made the tech

Can't Todd Nauck fucking retire already?

>>150786685
It’s Rick and Morty levels of sociopathy but not played for comedy. You destroy your old world? Just hop to a new one who cares!

>>150786285
I don’t know. The grand council of Polish child molesters in charge at Marvel seems to be falling apart, they wasted all their influence and power getting Ultimate cancelled despite strong sales, and it’s just going to get relaunched anyways. The pedophiles and their desire to see MJ humiliated by a succession of boring pedophiles like Paul seems to be collapsing…

Norman Osborn is joining Iron Man that means Tony is going to have sex with Norman lol.

>>150781727
Got it

>>150786285
she already has 19 inches inside

>>150780062 (OP)
I'm here for this. I'm enjoying Norman-Man and a moment free from incessant relationship bullshit.

Paulpaulpaulpaulpolishpaulpolishpaulmolesterpaulpolishpaulpauleditorspolishpolishpolishpolishpaulpaulpaulmjpolishpolishpolishpaulpaulpaulpolishmolesterpolishpaulmolesterpolishpolishpaulgenocidepaulpolishpolishpolishwaaaaaaaaawhywontyouattackthepolish

For fuck's sake. Infinite samefag tantrum.

>>150787638
the space shit and stuff with Ben has been a nice breather
i hope they don't shit on Ben again but well this is ASM

>>150787757
I don't like Ben much personally, I was around for Clone Saga and I remain very unfond of the attempt to substitute Great Value Spider-Man for the real deal. He can be used well. I think Chasm is a better idea than Jackal, but, and I can't believe I'm saying this, Slott did a better job on execution.
Ben being unable to get Pete's memories back in a crossover event with the fucking X-Men was very stupid, even if I prefer him more differentiated and doing something else.

>>150780178
Save us Kaine...

>>150787882
I'm hoping that's what this little arc is aiming for and he can finally become his own person after realizing he doesn't and never needed to be Peter.

>>150788080
He already realized that 30 years ago thoughbeit

>>150788384
Yeah but that would require actually reading comcis before writing them.

>>150786212
what

>>150784926
Per quesada abs omit since they were never married MJ never got pregnant

>>150788384
Ben being his own person despite having Peter's memories is way more interesting than him just losing his shared memories and completely changing his characterisation

>>150789509
>OMIT
>More non-canon Polish pigslop.

>>150780097
Her loose holes are already occupied.

>>150780178
>croissant waffle
Shit, that sounds good

>>150780564
I LOVE spaghetti straps!!

>>150789509
>per quesada abs omit
Are you speaking latin? Because this shit isn't English.

>>150787245
I wonder if Paul will have sex with Tony and/or Norman.

>>150781118
>>150781255
Rivals Peter rejected any deal with devil. Read between the lines.

>>150793769
Oh, the Gwenschizo isn't going to like Mephisto being insulted. He's pretty much a faggot for the useless big red stripper.

>>150780067
This description feels like a fucking joke

Hell even the characters faces looks disappointed lmao

>here on yet another painful issue of amazing spider-man, we get to see our hero get his life ruined yet again by people replacing him

What will the state of asm be 5 years from now? 10 years from now? Lol

>>150793913
>the other Spider-Heroes -- and they are NOT happy.
But did they sign a petition?

>>150788384
yeah but those are unc comics

>>150785055
I don't get the insistence on associating Miles Morales with the surviving characters from Clone Saga. Is there someone from that arc who made a deal with Mephisto?

Ten years on from the last time they tried inserting a Spidey supporting cast member in another heroes' book, they'll be trying again with Norman Osborn, as he's becoming part of Iron Man's cast

>>150795156
>Norman in an Iron Man book
>on the side with the good guys
>Bad guys are MODOK, Blizzard, Madame Masque, AIM, Citizen V (Zemo or not Zemo?), Fixer and Trapster
>Trapster in his 90s ninja costume from Identity Crisis era
I'm on board for this.

>>150780178
We still doing this, Marvel? Really? Goodness.

>>150781727
They can't even do parallel concurrent stories in the same issue?

>>150795362
too decompressed

>>150795355
They can't stop themselves. They won't stop unless they're made to stop.
I sure hope Norman remembers this moment after he eventually goes Green Goblin again

>>150795416
>Maira, look out! There's a pumpkin bomb in the lasagna!

>>150789590
Hhhot.

>>150794243
They are the only ones that matter, zoomie.

>>150795416
Do people in the comic not know he is/was the green goblin.

Like instead of this line >>150795355 wouldn't it make more sense to call him as psycho serial killer and not a cis white male.

>>150797800
It is New York. Not being a psycho serial killer just means you aren't successful at killing yet.

>>150797800
Not just that but directly killing his girlfriend which was huge news that the time it happened so it feels really weird to make a comment like that
She should be asking what he wants with him and ready to call the cops

All of Marvel's announcements suck, lol, and Lowe got made fun off at Comic Con again.

This is what happens when you let a Polish pedophile run your company for you.

>>150800666
I heard he ran through the crowd pretending he was a superstar. What a moron.

>>150795255
new Citizen V apprantly so not Zemo

>>150800666
Trips of truth
So what did the idiot do this time

>>150800690
He was trying very hard to not have a crash-out like last year and came off as how do you do fellow kids.

>>150801214
Ignored criticism and repeated the same canned lines over and over like the soulless robot he always is.

I think they shitcanned Paul so abruptly and with such little fanfare because they know that the USM release valve is going away so they needed to get ASM's shit together just a little bit.

>>150790142
*ahem* not canon anymore but cheer up MJ having fucked Paul on the other hand still is.

>>150802126
Sins Past is canon. Fanfiction doesn't change that. Gwen fucked Norman and you will have to live with that forever.

>>150802152
Not according to editoral it's not at rate worry about other things like the fact that MJ is now venom next thing you know she will fuck eddie brock

>>150801482
>Lowe was trying very hard not to crash out again.
The past four years of shitting on both Editorial and their moronic ideas really got under his skin, didn't it? Well, he earned it. They all did.

>>150802244
>A b-bunch if Fat Polish Fanfiction writers affirmed hy headcanon!
Sins Past is canon, not your fanfiction.

>>150802308
*of and my

>>150802244
And once again, the Polish people come to ruin our comic books. If it were up to me, every Polish person would be tossed out of the industry.

>>150802308
>>150802339
>Sins Past is Canon and not fanfiction
I KNEW IT I KNEW GWEN WAS A FUCKING WHORE, WHAT A WHORE SHE WAS

>>150802126
Paul is going to become Torment, a pedophile and a serial killer...

>>150802308
MJ and peter being a couple and their marriage was nothing but fanfiction. Gwen only died because of Mephisto since he made a deal with norman which lead him to become the green goblin.

>>150802408
>More fanfiction.
Fanfiction is not canon, you dumb Polish pedoschizo.

>>150802398
Polish people love that sort of thing, they're sick puppies really.

>>150802408
>Gwen only got with Peter because she was working for Mephisto all along
I knew it! She probably made a pact with Mephisto to save her mother's life like in Shadow of the Green Goblin. What a whore.

>>150802445
>>150802408
So according to Poland, Gwen was always working with Mephisto, from the very beginning... bros this changes everything, I hate Gwen now...

>>150802367
Gwen never did anything wrong and Sins Past is forever non-canon. Now the shoe is on other foot mean MJ fags MJ is the cheater in the end we Gwen fans get the last laugh,

>>150802475
>>150802475
It makes sense, it's why she always ends up being a supervillain in every timeline. Every time Gwen comes back, she's more and more evil.

>>150802500
Sorry anon, read it and weep, Gwenschizo who is the expert on Gwen already confirmed that Gwen only died since she and Norman made pacts with Mephisto: >>150802408

That's probably why they cheated on him together in Sins Past, they just wanted to do something that would hurt him.

>>150802420
>Fanfiction is not canon, you dumb Polish pedoschizo.
The subject of paul is now forbidden and not allowed on this site have a nice day now.

>>150802512
Sounds like MJ needs to teach that whore a lesson!

>>150802512
That's a clone of her you idiot.

>>150802592
>The schizo believes he is in charge.
You are even more delusional than I thought. You have no power here.

>>150802625
So what? Ben is a clone of Peter, and Ben is a good guy despite everything. Meanwhile, Gwen's clones are always evil because at the end of the day Gwen's heart is EVIL.

Is this the current series? Norman is Spider-man? That's a new costume? Black and red with some silver instead of the normal costume?

>>150802665
Yes, Norman was always a hero deep down, and Gwen was always a whore deep down. She deserved to die.

>>150802602
>Sounds like MJ needs to teach Gwen something.

MJ: well now that you are back let me show how to be a total whore.

Peter and Gwen against their will then watch MJ and paul and eddie fuck together. Disgusted Peter and Gwen leave the room holding each other tight.

>>150802784
>More Fanfiction.
This isn't A03 or your personal blog. Take that garbage back to OnlyPoles.

>>150802659
Would you like to know something? I sincerely hope ben remains as peter parker. if you ask me he makes a better peter then the real one.

>>150802592
>Forbids mentioning Paul

>>150802784
>Mentions Paul one post later

I guess we should keep on talking about Paul forever then hehehe. The sick bastard is definitely going to try to rape Dylan.

>>150802633
And you have no idea who I am in real life you may be suprised if you did know. I take it you are familiar with the saying "real life is stranger than fiction"

>>150784912
Living a modest life style, a proper IRA,and with some low risk low reward investing, it could last 50 to 60 years.

>>150802966
Man, Polish people really love Paul, even though he's just an ugly and creepy looking loser that wants to fuck kids. Is it some kind of genetic preference on their part? Is it because he looks like the average Polish man?

>>150802971
We already know who you are. You're the polish Marvel editor CB Cebulski and YOU! FUCK! CHILDREN!

>>150802966
>I guess we should keep on talking about Paul forever
Let's not I am rather tired of him I do wish he would go away why the fuck won't they get rid of him.

>>150802966
Paul's face in that last panel is just
>I'm really going to rape Dylan for this!

>>150802971
>The schizo is trying to pretend to be Stan Lee again.
Disrespecting the dead is uncool, Polish pedoschizo. I don't care if it is a national pass time in Poland.

>>150803021
kindly stop spamming the board with nonsense and bear this in mind often the ones who have power are the ones you least suspect.

>>150803024
You brought him up! You mentioned him here >>150802784

You can't stop because YOU LOVE PAUL. You love how he's Poland's most important superhero kek. Well we're going to talk about Paul, with you! Forever!

>>150803040
"Keep testing my Dylan, and you're going to wake up that dog in me!"

Enough abou Paul it's best to pretend he does not exist.

>>150803144
>Paul says, while knitting a sweater with Fake Kids on it.

>>150803167
Paul who????

>>150803184
>The schizo is desperate for people to forget that he championed a genocidal child-beater who used mind control to force MJ to be in a relationship with him.
It's too late for that.

Paul the whiskey drink him up good now.

>>150803274
what

>>150803664
I have no more time to waste with you while you were making fools of yourselves I made this nice rogue thread and just to be clear spider-man fans are NOT welcome there

>>150801924

>>150803826
YOU'LL COME CRAWLING BACK TO PAUL SOON ENOUGH, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

>>150803941
Your pathetic attempt to sabotage the rogue thread has FAILED people still post there despite your lies you first lie was that I am a pedophile, your second was that I disrespect and insult Transformers fans. Now I suggest you back off and stop with the insults or you WILL have a flame war here and take my word for it won't be pretty.

>>150804284
>The schizo actually believes he succeeded.
You didn't, the only people posting in your Transformer-disrespecting Rogue thread is us.

>>150804362
Oh, and now a bunch of people who are sickened by your hatred of Transformers fans.

>>150804284
I want you to apologize to us Transformers fans RIGHT NOW

>>150803826
I TOLD YOU OP I TOLD YOU ANGERING US TRANSFORMERS FANS WOULD BE THE LAST MISTAKE YOU WOULD EVER MAKE NOW IT'S OVER FOR YOU KIDDO YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO BE WELCOME ON /CO/ NOW.

HARDAC
>>150804381
I only hate that they want to turn into fucking beast mutants that drive cars. The rest is your paper thin attempt to emulate someone who hasn't called you in a decade. The opinions of the feeble minded are as useful as twelve months of advent chocolate calendars.

When I said ##hate
I meant that what your species gives off is the corruption of Keter itself.
>what an impressive coping reflex<

>>150804384
>>150804454
>>150804362
If you don' stop with the insults and lie then you really will have a flame war this your last chance back off or you will suffer.

>>150804518
You started this, you must now bear the consequences of your actions.

>>150804518
OP if you apologize and surrender to us Transformers fans and Spider-Man fans we will consider mercy but until then...

>>150804543
You want a flame war fine then you will have it.

>>150804582
Very well. All you had to do was apologize but now it's OVER. You're on lockdown now.

>>150804661
Begun, the Schizo War has.

>>150804678
He should've just apologized to the Transformers have. *shakes head solemnly*

>>150797800
>Do people in the comic not know he is/was the green goblin.
It's complicated. People know he was -a- Green Goblin, but he's always denied being -THE- Green Goblin and nobody can prove that. So this rando girlboss nobody will remember a year from now may or may not believe Norman to be a psycho, may or may not believe him to be a killer, but she can see with her own eyes undeniable proof that he's a heckin' white alpha male and that's all she needs to get uppity in his face.

>>150804920
He will never apologize, but it's good we stopped his threads now.

>>150780178
>entitled prehistoric alphas
is this bitch real? He was the Green Goblin for years, archrival of spider-man, and then the goddamned president of the united states and leader of the thunderbolts

>>150780062 (OP)
Why do people still read this cuck loser

>>150806771
He was Secretary of State. And yeah it's still weird how the fucker isn't in jail. At the very least, he ought to be unpopular.

>>150806863
Because it makes a child rapist from Poland angry. That's basically the only reason for me right now, sorry. I just like making him mad.

>>150806863
>this cuck loser
Anon, it's Peter Parker they're constantly trying to turn into a cuck loser. The Spider-Man in this issue is Norman Osborn.

>>150806928
So just a loser, and only a cuck in some continuities.

>>150806864
>He was Secretary of State.
No, he was the Director of HAMMER, which replaced SHIELD.

>And yeah it's still weird how the fucker isn't in jail. At the very least, he ought to be unpopular.
If you're going to keep reading Marvel, you're basically going to have to accept that whatever Norman Osborn or Wilson Fisk do, whatever crimes they commit, no matter how public and undeniable it seems at the time, they're always going to bounce back somehow, get fully pardoned if they were ever in prison, and get seen as a legitimate businessman by most of the world, while only people who are superheroes will just KNOW they're bad as if by instinct, even if they've got no history with them and no reason to think they're bad. It's basically the same with Lex Luthor at DC, and whatever happens, the status quo will eventually return where they're all seen positively by most people.

>>150806863
Read...? I don't read Amazing Spider-Man anymore. Too much cuckshit.

>>150807158
for some reason its funny to me that Harry was always some fucked up looking creature early on

>>150807158
Let's be honest, you'd have to be a pretty big loser to see Peter Parker as an improvement.

>>150808839
Norman's only a success on paper, because he had to get it through dishonest means. Letting him be happy with it undermines his ability to be a foil to Peter.

>>150780178
I've been thoroughly enjoying the dynamic between Ben and Norman in this run so far.

>>150795156
What issue is this?

>>150809645
Norman’s rise to power was catalyzed by exposing his partner's actual crime and seizing the opportunity

>>150795156
Norman is going to fuck Tony Stark lol

>>150811255
Tony's going to have sex with Paul!

>>150807158
Always felt weird that Harry at 18 had a worse hairline than Norman.

>>150811534
I think he just had a fucked up haircut.

>>150803826
Kek your thread is a fucking ghost town now that people realized you insulted the Transformers fans, well, that's how life is going to be for you from now on so sad. You should have apologized.

>>150811255
>>150811313
marywhore keeps tony's balls drained though

>>150812318
Pleasing Tony's dick is Paul's job!

>>150812318
Is That Canon?

>>150812378
Well, if it was canon, that means Tony is going to have sex with Norman Osborn next. If it wasn't canon, then Tony never had anything to do with MJ. Watch the polish child molesters here try to untangle that puzzle.

>>150812436
Paul will gladly suck Tony's dick if it means getting his sweet revenge!

>>150812537
That whore MJ ruined his life by refusing to acknowledge her place and daring to break up with him. Doesn't he know that he's the one doing her a favor!?!? It's not like he's just some boring useless dweeb that committed genocide and let people die.