Thread 150780675

Brothers
https://youtu.be/pp-f--sloe8?si=e3Hc3TMGDzbjeaHh

>>150780675 (OP)
she's cute. My non-canon psycho warriorness

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>>150780734
Okay, so Hatemongers gay...

>>150780675 (OP)
>You're not canon
>gets vaporized
ALL HAIL SPACE KING!

>>150780777
Bro, they're perpetual 9-year-olds in huge adult bodies, they have no concepts on those sorts of things. I don't attribute his dislike of girls for homosexuality, just elementary schoolyard stuff, its not that deep bruh. the show runners said so on their second channel in a video posted right before Space King 3

>>150780777
He's not gay, he just hates women.

wonder what gw thinks about this.
seems like the perfect idea for a 40k mainstream cartoon

>>150780849
Imagine the shitshow if Space King was actually a woman.

Troonloons ain't gonna like this one.

>>150780875
Especially aliens and alien women even more so.
>>150780849
Dude was THIS close to knowing Space King's location. And he would've gotten it if it weren't for the douche who created a female Psycho Warrior.

>>150780969
the fact that they all have a version of this

>>150780777
>doesn't even know what sex is
he's basically just a prepubescent boy who hates girls because of cooties

>>150781089
heh

>>150780675 (OP)
This commentary about women's spending is very enlightening.

>>150781295
do you think it's because of their lack of globules?

>>150780675 (OP)
>You're not canon
Alright that got a smile out of me.

space king? more like goy king

>>150780777
No, the fact that he recognizes and fears them as objects of temptation means deep down he likes them.

>>150781366
who are the jews of 40k?

>>150780675 (OP)
Okay hate manga not a girl anymore. I don't buy it 1% anymore.

>>150780675 (OP)
Cant believe that fanart of female psychowarriors being in compedically girly colored and designed armor was true.

>>150780777
He's literally a kid in a roided out man body.

>>150781392
I don't know I don't care about 40k at all I just came in here to make fun of something I don't know anything about

>>150781490
is finding a lump in your sac a form of psycho warrior pregnancy?

>>150781295
Nobody can question his statistics.

>>150780777
ENDLESS BOYS

>>150780877
Probably sad that they can't take legal action and appaled at the things said in the show.

We need a Space King version of the Sisters of Battle just so Hate Monger can have an existential crisis about seeing women that are fanatically dedicated to Space King slaughtering aliens

>>150781650
I hope there's at least one karen losing sleep over it

>>150781613
Even the mace thinks he's a faggot

>>150781613
Endless boys means unlimited respawns.

>>150781613
So he is into shotas. I would be an outlaw in spaceking universe smuggling cute little girls into the safety of my arms and away from the fiery pits

>>150781756
only so far as he can stuff somebody's globules into them

>>150781695
Watch by the end of the series Hate Monger has a girlfriend. Bonus points if the GF is an alien

>>150781786
a girlfriend that really hates aliens and completely ignores him, character arc secured >>150781695

I never really understood the outrage over female custodes. Primaris marines are a much worse, lore encompassing retcon and you dont see people freaking out about it as much as they do for a handful of female custodes.

Who's gonna take one for the team and draw some female psycho warrior art?

>>150780777
Nah he understands the boobies power and unlike me was smart enough to avoid it before it took over his life

>>150781756
>So he is into shotas.
BASED
>smuggling cute little girls into the safety of my arms and away from the fiery pits
gay

>>150781670
This is exactly how I felt in second grade.

>>150781882
Bryce...

>>150781842
Both are at a base level the same kinda bullshit lore retcon problem, but the thing is the femstodes were clearly a result of political gender war motivation and an attept by GW to see if "going more woke" was profitable and that making girl custodes would garner the female market more (it didnt, female 40k tabletop players mostly main tyranids or space marines funnily enough). Thats why it sparked more outrage

>>150781842
>you dont see people freaking out about it as much
Are you kidding me? People absolutely fucking hated primaris.

>>150782003
There's a single girl who plays warhammer at the LGS and she's a fat fujo that collects jojo merchandise.

>>150781882
I love it when heavily armored females conveniently have zero armor on their ass and only skin tight clothing to pronouce how big and fat their but is. Cleary a purposeful design meant to motivate the men in a squad to fight harder.

>>150782010
Liking primaris aesthetics/models and hating their lore is suffering.
At least beakie lovers got their horus heresy kitbash kits.

>>150781842
to me it seems weird that its JUST Custodes.
Like they were always the best of the best, far above Space Marines in skill and power right? Yet they also somehow are the only ones with females?
Like the Emperor decided to make nothing but sons for his Primarchs, and nothing but men for his legions of Space Marines, but randomly decides having chicks stand around guarding the palace he lives in is totally okay.
It just seems off. If you're going to make it so there's female super-soldiers GW should commit to female Astartes as well then.

>>150782029
Yes. Legitimate female warhammer fans can be divided into two categories. Massive Fujoshis who goon to the Primarchs and the Space Marines doing homoerotic shit to each other (they're everywhere on AO3). And the less deranged semi-tomboyish warhammer fans who just like the setting for the same reason boys do, with a main appeal being space marines cause 8ft musclebound super soldiers are hot to them (these gals are much rarer than fujoshis fans but ive seen a few of them online).

>>150782045
>Liking primaris aesthetics/models and hating their lore is suffering.
Im on a similar boat to. I really dont mind the useage of Primaris Armor and weapons in Space Marine 2 and actually find it cool, but I do hate the lore and Cawls massive asspull. Tho I do wish the game added older mark armors to wear

>>150782058
what about having dudes along sisters of battle?

>>150780777
He just hates aliens!

>>150782091
Yeah I think this is what the marketing people don't get. Girls like boys. If your thing is a macho man thing the girls who like it are going to be into the macho man shit.

>>150782029
Its funny, the fujoshi fangirls hate the idea of Female Space Marines and Custodes to because it ruins the entire concept of an all male military order of super muscular men who are close to each other for them. Having girls in it ruins the homoerotic vibe for them.

>>150782003
>femstodes were clearly a result of political gender war motivation and an attept by GW to see if "going more woke" was profitable and that making girl custodes would garner the female market more.
I mean yeah, and if GW werent lazy fucks they would have just given Sisters of Silence more relevance. But I suspect that the outrage, which was driven by people outside of the hobby, would have been the same even if the focus had been on Sisters of Silence. Ultimately, the reason for the outrage was that a couple of culture war youtubers told their massive audiences that GW was trying to destroy male spaces or something as if men dont like women in their media. The complaint that GW doesnt have good female models or characters has been pretty common in the hobby since the early 2000s and yet its now controversial for some reason.

>>150782045
>primaris aesthetics/models
Those are retarded too, you tasteless moron.

>>150782010
There never was generalized outrage over primaris marines among outsiders to the hobby. The proof is that we dont have a show like space king predicated on saying that primaris marines are not canon.

>>150782147
Exactly, thats why the biggest buyer of Sisters of Battle are dudes. 40k fans are already the kinda guys into badass neo-medieval space shit so Space Nuns with Guns (and boobie armor) would obviously be a hit with them to.

>>150782161
>if GW werent lazy fucks they would have just given Sisters of Silence more relevance.
The sole motivation for the change was to make wokebux, focusing on the established female characters wouldn't work. Feminists want women shoehorned into male things.

>>150782174
I like tacticool. Simple as.

>>150782058
We already have a female equivalent to the custodes, the sisters of silence, who are arguably more powerful than the custodes are. It just seems so arbitrary to get angry about femstodes specifically. Its not like custodes matter all that much to the setting, there are only like a handful of them. Femstodes and female space marines are absolutely not comparable.

>>150782161
Nothing like listening to gun ads on the radio telling me to please come into their hip new firing range and that not to be threatened but it is a girl's allowed hobby now and you might see some hot babes and Im just left thinking "hamburgers?"

>>150782215
>focusing on the established female characters wouldn't work. Feminists want women shoehorned into male things.
This isnt really true, you can absolutely male wokebux by highlighting a 'forgotten female force' and giving them protagonism.

>>150782132
Those existed in their original army list, they were just large squads of regular dude cannonfodder representing imperial citizens the priests had managed to whip into a religious frenzy and send at the enemy with small arms and basic melee weapons.

>>150782155
Source?

>>150782174
Hey, no one is forcing you to buy them, you always have the Black Templar and Dark Angels models available.

>>150782161
>But I suspect that the outrage, which was driven by people outside of the hobby, would have been the same even if the focus had been on Sisters of Silence. Ultimately, the reason for the outrage was that a couple of culture war youtubers told their massive audiences that GW was trying to destroy male spaces or something as if men dont like women in their media. The complaint that GW doesnt have good female models or characters has been pretty common in the hobby since the early 2000s and yet its now controversial for some reason.
Yeah it basically was the classic case of lefty women and their nu-male lapdogs trying to "detoxify" another toxically masculine space, and 40k is probably the biggest toxially male space around in Sci-Fi so ruining it wouldve been a big win for them. These types always preach this shit but never ever buy it (even if they say they will) when the changes are made. Why do you think so many games and shows that pander to that audience fall flat? Cause the idiots never consume it, they just wanted to ruin it. MF who always rant about animation being cinema and to support films that are like that are similar, except their message is actually one I agree with, but they never actually go and watch the movies they shill.

>>150782220
arnt the sister of silence only useful against psykers?

>>150782217
I just dont get why GW couldnt have marketed these as simply new space marine models. Everybody likes updated models. Why introduce the whole primaris retardation and fuck up the setting?

>>150782255
Im not gonna try and find some random tweet from a girl who draws gay femboy Ahriman about the topic from months ago. Just take my word for it

>>150782267
No, they are blanks which means that they given everybody, psyker or not, a migraine just by being in the vicinity. Pyskers just get it much much worse, their brains are turned into mush.

Have you painted your models today anon?

>>150782267
They're very elite warriors even without their blank powers, probably some of the best non-super human military forces in the Imperium.

>>150782289
oh ok, but still they are mainly there for psyker shit

>>150782268
Social media turned everything faker and gayer. I don't think it's a coincidence legacy brands all went for radical rebranding as soon as globohomo social media came out. I also don't think it's a coincidence that most of the western entertainment industry is on life support with third world money

>>150782294
I want to.
I don't know if I will.

>>150782294
Wowow

You think they'll ever do an eldar episode?

>>150782294
re there more sick nids figs?

>>150782294
>Buying GWs overpriced models
>2025

>>150782329
I wonder if they'll make them excessively gay and fruity elves or not.

>>150782335
You could always buy used job lot models off of ebay.

>>150782294
Me and my friends just got into the hobby, gonna paint ours next week.
I know to thin the paints and use primer and all that so here's hoping they come out well.

>>150782335
It feels good to be a 40k fan that was never into the Minis. It was the first Dawn of War and early videos on youtube that got me into the franchise

>>150782340
Rolling for balding gay bears 3 elves to get bisected

>>150782263
>it basically was the classic case of lefty women and their nu-male lapdogs trying to "detoxify" another toxically masculine space
Eh, I view it more as a case of small largely harmless hobby centered controversy was weaponized by content creators as ragebait to drive consumption of their content and generally stoke anger by the culture war.
>Why do you think so many games and shows that pander to that audience fall flat?
This isnt really true. So many games and shows considered woke by some people have been massive successes. And the definition of wokeness is so incredibly arbitrary. Is silksong woke just because it has a female protagonist? What about Hilda? You can play as a gay black woman in Rogue Trader, does it make it woke? What about Baldurs Gate 3?

>>150782301
They are most effective against psykers yes. But they generally affect anybody with a warp presence, which means anybody with a soul. And also demons.

>>150782370
I watched some guy that was really jnto comics basically catalogue the death of the comic book industry by just buying new comics and showing how bad they were and they were only bad because its a completely hijacked industry

>>150782430
link?

>>150781392
Genestealers

>>150782388
is the anti warp a real thing?

>>150782472
Just watch any guy videotape himself walking into a comic store and buying new comics and reading them in his car I imagine

>>150782430
I wont pretend to know what is going on in the comic industry but by what I read here, it does seem kinda bad

>>150782513
We are getting a kroot waifu in the new owlcat game, thats exciting

>>150782524
Lots of failing upwards

>>150782493
https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Blank_(Psychic)
You can read about it here

>>150782513
Kroot don't have breasts. They don't even have vaginas (their species reproduce via backrubs)

>>150780849
>>150781088
This guy is definitely going to get a somewhat bigger role later, right?
I mean, he’s got an eyepatch, and everyone knows eyepatches, just like robes, mean you’re important.

>>150782370
Im moreso talking mainly about old and established franchises going woke that flopped hard, like Star Wars and the Velma disaster show. Shows that were created to pander to that lefty queer audience from the get go are more successful cause it was made by and for them, and not an attempt to infiltrate and ruin an established thing that they probably had little intrest in. Or a stupid marketing ploy by out of touch CEOs who thought woke was way more popular than it actually was. Thats why Owl House was so popular, its naturally made woke media. Honestly I dont mind originally made woke stuff, let the fags have their queer slop and be enjoy it. Let them focus their efforts on making original works that they can enjoy and that dont ruin established things so that both they and the fans of other media can enjoy what they like in peace and everyone wins.

>>150782607
i jus wanted to know if it's just some fan made bullshit or a retconned thing or one of those overblown stuff the internet exaggerates

>>150782557
I cant wait to play as a roided out Inquistor man banging his weird shapeshifting reptoid wife

>>150782622
Missing the arm that's just a morning star to really be true MC material

>>150782621
Can't hear you over the sound of me tittyfucking my kroot gf while she hovers over my dick like a snapping turtle about to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I appreciate how anit woman hatemonger is

>>150782621
She ate a lot of human women and developed them

>>150782666
This is why the God Emperor told you not to do that shit

>>150782621
they also secret a terrible smelling mucus

>>150782688
tranny kroot

>>150782704
Back to l*ddit

>>150782629
>established franchises going woke that flopped hard, like Star Wars
I hate the sequels as much as anybody else but did they really flop hard? Everybody agrees that the last one sucked but the consensus at the time was that the first one was good and the second one was controversial. I wouldnt be surprised if they made a shitton of money just because its star wars.
I understand what you are saying and I also find it annoying when established franchises randomly insert woke stuff just for the wokebux but I really wouldnt consider femstodes in the same ballpark as Rings of Power for example. I honestly think the warhammer 40k setting would benefit by having more female led stories. Its been a bit of a sausage fest for way too long.

>>150782629
The slip being shot out by every industry sells automatically because anything with western branding can make its money back if youre not retarded by selling it to thirdies.

If something made by these people flops it's actually unsellable trash that branding and marketing can't give away for free to starving kids in Africa

>>150782513
Do Kroots get cool robot mechs, though?

>>150782644
Oh, its real. In warhammer 40k having warp presence is basically having a soul, or being conscious in some sense. Blanks are canonically soulless beings who negatively affect anybody who actually has a soul.

>>150782704
Female Kroot exist, but they probably dont have boobs. Hence my joke about them eating human women to develop boobs cause of their race's weird powers. Dunno why you had to randomly bring up trannies

>>150782770
meant the anti warp dimension

>>150782761
No but they get dinosaurs and dinos are always cooler

>>150782294
Primed a few, have work in a bit so I’ll do some painting tomorrow.

>>150782761
How often do space Marines get into existential metaphysical arguments with space Asians?

>>150782657
Ever since I played Wrath of the Righteous and romancing Wenduag I have realized I really like the idea of a feral cave dwelling gf I can maybe civilize a bit. Hopefully the kroot falls under that category.

>>150782174
Those guns do suck ass, but Firstborn have their fair share of retarded shit. The Space Yiffers have fucking Santa Claws in a floating sleigh pulled by cyborg wolves.

>>150782791
I dont understand what you mean by anti warp. If you mean that blanks are anti warp in the sense that they fuck up anybody who is from the warp or has a warp presence, then yes. Blanks do not have a warp presence. Which I guess raises the question of whether they are actually human at all.

>>150782268
I don't know. I'm a pretty casual fa/tg/guy, but I think the faggots there would've lost their shit just as hard if GW said "oh hey here's some new marine models, they're bigger and fit the lore." They'd be all "GGRRRRRR REEEE FUCK GEE DUB THEY WANT ME TO REBUY MY ENTIRE ARMY AGAIN!?!?!? GRRRR RREEEEE!!!!!111111111"

>>150782869
Everyone knows the best thing for a brand is to completely ignore long time customers

>>150782858
Ab, or post at best.

>>150782858
never mind, did some research
fake shit

>>150782869
So long as you can use the old models, I really dont see what the problem would be. GW has updated their stuff countless times now.

>>150782745
There are already many female characters with books focused on them in 40k such as Shadowsun (a Tau), A few Sisiters of Battle characters, and a few Eldar characters. Even the unisex groups like the Imperial Gaurd have a few female protag stories I beleive. There is a fair amount of female rep in the universe. The Imperium has two unisex factions (Imperial Gaurd and the Mechanicus), two male factions (Space Marines and Custodes), and two female factions (Sisters of Battle and Sisters of Silence). What many have been saying and supportive of in the fandom is that GW should just fucking flesh out and give their two girl factions more content instead of adding girls to one of the male factions. If they cared about the girls they wouldve don that, but the femstodes thing's whole purpose was to be big, loud, and dramatic. A stunning and brave reveal. It fell flat and GW quickly undid their retcon about female Custodes. Just give us more Sisters shit, they're already a long established and intresting group that can always benifit from more content. I honestly am tired with the cosntant Marine wank when it comes to the Imperium (and I am a big Space Marine fan), and would be really happy to see the Sisters get more attention for once.

What if there was a Daughters of The Emperoro faction in Space King, except they're the literal daughters of Space King? Because he's been plowing alien women around the galaxy for such a long time.

>wanna try warhammer out, hear kill team is a good cheap way of getting into it
>a team of them on average is like 50 bucks
>night lords is nearly 100 for some reason
>I'd still need to buy paints and model kit tools

bro come on

>>150782958
and learn the game too

>>150782958
Just play some 40k video games or read some of the books. You'll enjoy the setting way more that way.

>>150782268
Because then they couldn't force you to buy new ones with specific rules.

>>150780675 (OP)
Flashgitz is an unfunny faggot and all gis cartoons are the lowest low hanging fruit.

>>150783103
Lowest hanging fruit in a market where brown kids are watching AI generated YouTube shorts that arent finished

>>150781598
women do drive like 80% of consumer spending
There's a reason consumer debt skyrocketed after 1974

>>150783103
flashgitz is not one guy

>>150783147
Because stagflation caused by OPEC. They don't tell you that part

>>150783163
Then flashgitz is a collection of unfunny faggots.

>>150783205
No, you are an unfunny fag

>>150783172
They do, and it factors in, but its disingenuous to say that it's grown by trillions since then purely because of the oil crisis

>>150783231
>UGGGH WHAT IF LINK WAS INBRED LOL, SQUID GAMES BUT NORTH KOREA HAHA, MARIO IS RACIST FUCK YOU YOU'LL WATCH IT

>>150783284
Filtered

>>150783308
Literally just edgy dorkly.

>>150780777
yep, and wants more boys

>>150782370
>my harmless controversy
>your ragebait

>>150782930
We wont get more sister's stuff because the public has shown itself to be full of unoriginal retards who just want to be le cool space marines. If Sisters were more popular, GW would have no problem giving them more shit but the ugly truth is that focusing non space marine factions is a financial gamble and corporations are anti risk nowadays. The only reason why they are pushing female custodes is because the only thing that sells is space marine clones. Thats why their big budget games like Space Marine 2 go to space marines, and they get a shitton of publicity even though it is a mediocre game while much better games like rogue trader or mechanicus are given very small budgets. And this is whithout mentioning the imperium bias.

Hatemonger is the arbiter of canon now

>>150783361
Yes anon, a couple of the handful of custodes out there is a really small deal. Youtubers riling up the masses in the name of the culture war is blowing things out of proportion, especially when 90% of the people riled up dont consume warhammer stuff beyond tik tok memes and youtuber shorts.

>>150780675 (OP)
Emphasizing the tits makes it less funny.

>>150780675 (OP)
What about Femboys?
They have the Holy Globules.

oi when we gettin da boyz in ere?

>>150783419
she's non canon either way

>>150783443
I mean the psycho warriors are more or less them
>bigger and taller than marines
>stronger too
>immature and violent as hell
>boyish to the max to the point of being a parody
>imagine bullshit that doesn't make sense and engineers it through sheer belief and it works

Reminder the worst part about Femstodes is that they keep neglecting the Sisters of Silence, the actually cool female counterparts (Or at least close allies) to the custodes.
ANYWAY, I can't wait to see not!chaos in Space King.

>>150783419
Anon I'm not sure how to tell you this.

>>150783503
Not!Chaos would probably just be a blatant Hazbin parody.

I don't get the hateboner for female astartes and/or custodes. we've always had badass women in the Imperium. Ah well, best to ignore I suppose.

>>150780675 (OP)
Based

>>150782513
>>150782621
The good thing about Kroot is that they can be whatever the fuck you want because adaptation. Fuck, I'm pretty sure that if she ate enough human women she'd eventually end up being biologically compatible with you.

>>150783521
God PLEASE have it be this, it'd be so fucking funny to see if Hazbin Hotel starts doing potshots at Space King in return

Hmmm
>Google: Does tom flashgitz have a wife/girlfriend
>Zero Results
>How old is Tom flashgitz
32
>Google: Does Don flashgitz have a wife/girlfriend
>Zero Results
>How old is Don flashgitz
32

>>150783589
it's mostly the idea of making the male factions have females when the female factions exist and have no dudes in em

>>150783613
Do you really think the greater indie sphere is going to ever recognize this show exists unless absolutely forced to like with the September indie episode views post where they were forced to acknowledge space king exists

>>150783633
Who do you stand with?

>>150783664
That was so fucking funny though

>>150783633
They are making fun of chuds. Hatemonger is gay, and doesn’t even know what sex is. They have a bunch of women on staff, who probably animated hatemonger killing that girl psycho warriors. If they aren’t making fun of chuds, they’re hypocrites who just want chud money.

>>150783702
>Hatemonger is gay
He just hates aliens

The fanart for this show is surprisingly good

>>150783702
I think the real answer is in-between. I think they're just self-aware chuds making fun of themselves

>>150783732
He salivated at the idea of an endless stream of boys, he’s gay as fuck

>>150783633
I think at this point is safe to say that they are making it seem like they are appealing to the chuds so they can sell $150 useless boxes and overpriced tshirts and hoodies, while maintaining enough plausible deniability with all the gay hatemonger stuff

>>150783633
Anyone who's seen any of their pre-SK content already knows where they land politically.

it's a grift. they realized you can get rich by catering to stupid maga types. Look at how all their e-begging is prefaced with "don't you hate hollywood and feminization and etc? give us money and we'll send them middle finger memes"

This will work. People will fall for this.

>>150783702
anon it's just a goofy show

>>150783794
Yes, that is part of the joke

>>150783742
>>150781729

>>150783794
Can’t believe people actually think a network ever approached them, or that they actually sent anyone gifs of hatemonger raping them. They still spent hundreds in overpriced merch. I’d have more respect for Flashgitz if they didn’t try so hard to pander and obviously lie to keep up their grift for the money.

>>150783794
Mindbrocken fag

>>150783702
>>150783763
They have went out of their way and actually said that FemSM would be an awful idea on their other channel.
They literally straight up spelled out the joke for retards like you and you still don't get it because they don't treat it seriously.

>>150783832
In this environment if you dont grift you cant make it big time as an indie animation studio. Merch shilling is here to stay.

>>150783832
Personally, I like to think that it was either Glitch or Spindelhorse that approached them.

>>150783840
there is like only two women working on the show as they said
nothing wrong in more of course but why is he exaggerating shit?

>>150783877
Glitch maybe (big maybe). Spindehorse? Hell no lmao

>>150783840
Then it’s not a joke, it’s them repeating an opinion over and over again thereby trying to push a message.
Except even when they state that opinion, they do it in an exaggerated and heavily goofy fashion clearly making fun of themselves.

So what layer of irony are they on is the question, are they being ironic, post ironic, post post ironic. What brainrot do you choose.

>>150783901
You know you can joke about something and still mean it, right?

>>150783877
Lmao you’re actually kidding if you think glitch would have approached them with a ten foot pole. The obvious implication was Netflix, given the TV remote, but it doesn’t matter because it didn’t happen. Space king is social suicide for any network that tries to partner with them. Glitch is too squeaky clean and buddy buddy with the wider sphere to ever acknowledge they exist.

Notice how, unlike every other indie in the world, no one in the sphere acknowledges SK existence or success? Not even Glitch with its GlitchX

>>150782003
Heh. I know a girl that plays tabletop and indeed she has Tyranids.

>>150783943
So you think it’s post irony. Which means it’s just an opinion, so it’s not a joke.

>>150783945
>Notice how, unlike every other indie in the world, no one in the sphere acknowledges SK existence or success?
And thank god for that, most of the indie sphere is just a shittier version of the exact same retards who made up the dying cartoon industry.

>>150783840
enjoy your $150 lunchbox I guess

>>150783891
>>150783945
Idk, maybe either of them could have seen Space King as competition and tried to cripple it? Shit happens behind closed doors.

>>150783794
>>150783832
Does "grift" even mean anything at this point or do you retards just use it on anything non-leftoid?

>>150783957
That is interesting, Tyranids do seem uninteresting to me because there is not all that much direction you can take with them. Their single character trait is that they want to eat stuff. I wonder what the appeal is for women.

>>150782370
>95% of them failing is not indicative of woke being garbage! Look at the 5%!
Okay.
>Hilda is popular
Wait no, I'm dying on that hill. How is Hilda popular? Not only did Netflix never release the numbers to show whether it was popular or not, but its online presence is pretty much dead a day after a season is shat out. How do you measure Hilda is a success?
>It has 3 seasons
Netflix literally uses the animation department to burn money. By that logic, the "literally cancelled due to record low viewership" Owl House was a success for getting 3 seasons?

>>150784087
There are plenty of leftist grifters, like Hasan, out there. What makes something a grift is that someone is making money out of an ideological group while not really seeking to push the group's ideology. They just want to get into the markey constituted by said group.

>>150782930
>GW quickly undid their retcon about female Custodes.
did they?

>>150784072
>space king
>real competition to glitch or spindelhorse
KEK
No it’s just brand suicide. Acknowledging space king, or tom and Don, exists in any real way is an instant death sentence to your brand. Space King can have all the views in the world, won’t change the fact it won’t make real money because of its content and humor. Tom and Don have been black listed since forever. All their attempts as poking the bear is just to get more views for potential chuds to buy overpriced merch to keep their ship going. The moment the relevancy money well dries up, it’s over, there’s no safety net for them. That’s why it’s no real competition for space king to exists, and why Glitch nor Spindel have ever acknowledged them despite tom and dons attempts at goading them. Why do you think they completely stopped making Hazbin references in their ads after using that as a way to draw a crowd?

>>150784113
Unsure but she painted them in mostly two shades of pink. I remember a friend did a joke of putting on sunglasses when playing against her because he claimed her miniatures glowed too hard.

>>150784168
>won’t change the fact it won’t make real money
Bro, cartoons in general don't make "real money," what year do you think it is, 2006?
Fucking Ben 10 made more money in a year than every indie cartoon darling has in the last half-decade.

>>150784137
>Okay.
Wait is this 95%? I have pointed at a handful of examples but there is an innumerable number of them. Plenty of media fails for a lot of reasons that isnt really woke related. You cant just point at the acolyte and say that it is an example of woke stuff failing when it was more the case of the show being expensive as fuck while also being incredibly niche. Which again brings up the question: What makes something woke?
Getting 3 seasons is indeed a success. Most shows dont get 3 seasons.

>>150784146
No. Chudhammer points to an OOC line from a Warhammer encyclopedia that says the custodes is a “brotherhood” or something like that. This was clarified later by GW to be an error, because the books writing was done before the retcon. No official word has been said if they redid it, if anything this made them double down.

>>150784198
Im pretty sure hazbin hotel makes money, why make it if thats not the case? And in making money of course I include merch. Cartoons have always been a vehicle to sell merch. From transformers to G.I joe to mlp to ben 10.

>>150784198
Are you seriously trying to tell me Glitch and Spindelhorse haven’t made big money? That sounds like insane cope. Especially given tbey

Kinda hate how the indie sphere doesn't recognize it, I like Glitch shows and I like Space King.

>>150784252
And again, none of the current cartoons make "real money."
Transformers, GI Joe, and Ben 10 all made "real money," all of those are billion dollar franchises.
>>150784259
Compared to what cartoons used to make?
No, they don't make shit.
Mostly because merch sales are nowhere near where they used to be in the 80s, 90s, and 2000s when kids actually bought and cared about toys and cartoons were actually still aimed at them and not autistic teenagers and mid-20 somethings.

>>150781842
>>150782058
Slippery slope. Did you two seriously miss that there are female space marines now?

>>150784273
Space King is kinda treading the line of being on the wrong side of the culture war so of course none of the very leftist main indie shows dont recognize it

>>150784288
You’re comparing shit that aired on TV, that was part of an industry, to Indie projects? Are you retarded, you’re comparing apples to oranges here. Even then it’s amazing they’ve made comparable money, and are vastly outdoing the industry of today.

>>150780877
GW thinks nothing, because there is no GW any more. It's just an investment company wearing a GW-shaped skin suit.

>>150782175
>There never was generalized outrage over primaris marines among outsiders to the hobby.
Obviously. Adding primaris wasn't pushed by people outside the hobby either.

>>150780777
100% yes, every indie series must have one

>>150780877
Wishing they could sue but know they can’t

>>150784352
>You’re comparing shit that aired on TV, that was part of an industry, to Indie projects?
Yes, and cartoons are a dead industry, which is my point, we're talking about the indie stuff because the industry part of cartoons is basically dead, and will remain as such because it doesn't have a real audience these days outside of autistic people on the internet, you're just getting into spats over which autistic obsession has the more rabid fanbase of autists.

>>150784314
Well it doesn't help that FG seem to genuinely hate "leftist shows" like Glitch and Viv produce. There's not really a point in promoting guys who want you dead.

>>150780675 (OP)
In a giga galaxy where everything can happen, a tiny heretical sect making those sounds kinda cool

>>150784273
Outside of being a troon how leftie is Goose? This seems like something Jax would love so.it would be out of the question to reference it

>>150784407
>who want you dead.
God, the cartoon industry really is nothing but histrionic autists, huh?

>>150784407
Nigga just because we don’t like your gay shit doesn’t mean we want you dead. Grow some balls

>>150784407
Do they? I'm only going off of Impni's existence here, just seems like a light ribbing about how most other indie cartoons are about feelings and what not. I don't think it's hate, just that Space King exists to be an edgy comedy that a teenage boy would make, nothing more, nothing less.

>>150783633
>entire show where the jokes are born of men acting pathetic and childish in a dystopian galaxy where children are taken advantage of to genocide anyone who’s different
Yes, the whole joke is on the chuds.

>>150784419
We saw in Episode 3 there is the snitch alarm for such an occasion.

>>150784424
Goose isn't that lefty from what I can gather, just wants to make weird shit. Kind of an old new grounds' animator feel y'know?

>>150784391
I would consider the executives pushing for lore retcons to sell more models to be outside of the hobby but apparently the hobby getting fucked by making new models expensive as fuck and making people buy them if they want to keep up doesnt generate as much controversy as a couple female custodes I guess.

>>150784145
>while not really seeking to push the group's ideology
Yeah, because you'd call it "alt-right propaganda" if that were the case.
There's really no winning with you.

>>150784457
We'll have to wait and see

i think you're taking a silly parody of an over the top franchise way too seriously

>>150784497
What?

>>150784407
They will hate your for saying this but you’re absolutely right, even if “want you dead” is hyperbole why would Glitch ever promote people who hate them? 99% of Soace King marketing is calling them gay and lame and poisoning the minds of autistic youths.even if this is supposed to be ribbing, why would you promote or support that? Flashgitz isn’t big enough to demand the respect they wish from their ribbing, it’s basically a toddler spitting on the adults.

>>150783633
>>150784469
Everyone is really taking this show tok alseriously if you think they have such a serious politcal message

>>150784493
>I would consider the executives pushing for lore retcons to sell more models to be outside of the hobby
You queers always amaze me with the new levels of disingenuousness you are able to reach on a regular basis.

>>150784469
Not really, no.

>>150784529
Relax man

>>150784546
you are stupid

>>150784530
I mean, they made the show political themselves. Theyre going to get debates over the politics they support. Whyd they have to make the show political

I don't mind other studios not recognizing SK, because that's small potatoes, I just hate any discussion about indie cartoons outside of this board doesn't have SK in there or for maybe one post drowned out by the other big heavy hitters.
Still a better fate than Monkey Wrench.

>>150784529
Are all people into cartoons these days this autistic?
Genuinely asking, I haven't paid attention to cartoon fandoms in like 8 years.

>>150784565
Because they want to get money from one side of the political divide

>>150784565
Calm down dude

>>150784582
You know the comic fandom of the 90's and early 2000's? Extrapolate that with 25-35 years of brain rot. There you go.

>>150784565
anon you're literally the only fucking one trying to make a debate over this while everyone else is just enjoying the goofy designs and jokes

>>150784559
>point out factual shit that happened
>”ummmm relax bro”
Dumbass, give one good reason why anyone flashgitz have mocked/said are gay and lame and poisoning autistic minds, would ever support Space King.

>>150784582
Yes and its getting worse. More and morr extreme opinions breed daily

>>150784529
>it’s basically a toddler spitting on the adults.
Capeshit

>>150784582
yes.

So far we've had
>Not!Marines
>Not!Tau
>Not!Tyrannids
>Not!Blood Angels plus not!Genestealer cults
>Not!Dark Angels
>Not!Necrons
I guess imaginators themselves are not!Tech Marines and Chestnut is a not!Apothecary.
What other things can they parody next? Orks are obvious and it would be funny if they had more class than the Psycho Warriors. not!Dark Eldar could be funny.

>>150784616
Because they dont tske themselves as seriously as you do you silly little homo

>>150784616
Anon's right, you're literally getting butthurt about light ribbing where someone was like "those shows are kinda lame and gay."
This is like the South Park-Family Guy shit from 20 years ago except much, much more autistc and pathetic.
Genuinely, go take your meds.

>>150784653
What?

>>150784616
>factual shit that happened
Jesus christ you faggots take yourselves so seriously

>>150784665
>Orks are obvious and it would be funny if they had more class than the Psycho Warriors.
That'd be fun, orks but instead of being chav parodies they're fancy high-class Brits.

>>150784665
not!Space Wolves being the cool older brothers to the rest of the Psycho Warriors.

>>150784679
And did family guy ever promote southpark?

>>150784407
I mean you put leftist shows in quotations like that, but I distinctly remember one of the VAs for Digital Circus being shocked that Republicans liked her performance; despite people liker her being poison to Republicans. Her words not mine.

>>150784721
Family Guy has referenced South Park multiple times, yes.
https://youtu.be/YYOFovObdJQ

>>150784679
Calling the entire audience mentally ill girls is a bit more than light ribbing I'm afraid. Gitz really does hate those other shows, but they're also kind of being pussies about it? If that makes sense.

>>150784407
>>150784529
I really, REALLY wish sometimes that things were at least half as bad for leftists as their constant whinging and whining would have you believe.

>>150784767
I've heard worse banter about shit I liked way back in high school with my mates.

>>150784767
>Calling the entire audience mentally ill girls is a bit more than light ribbing I'm afraid.
Is it?

>>150784747
References years and years after isn’t a promotion dumbass.

>>150784767
Are they wrong though? The only open Hazbin fan I've ever met was this pants shitting retard girl. Seems pretty mentally ill to me.

>>150784706
>Star Dogs is the oldest Psycho Warrior group
>They routinely go behind the High Command's back of other groups to supply the warriors with alcohol and other illicit material
>Hatemonger is trying to be the straight laced one of the group, saying all of this partying is stupid compared to caving a xeno's head in
I can already see a plot happening.

This whole thread is just
>it isn’t happening, it would be awesome if it was happening, also it happened, but it didn’t happen like that

>>150784791
Who said anything about promotion?
The original anon said recognize, he didn't say Vivziepop should draw herself giving Space King a titjob or some shit, no one cares if some indie show promotes some other indie show.

>>150784829
Almost like different people think different things. Who would have thought.

>>150784829
I love being gaslight, don't you?

>>150784830
Goal post moving, not even taking into account the family guy bits were decades after the southpark ribbing. Maybe in a few decades you’ll have your wish and after space king is irrelevant, Glitch’s newest show will show a desecrated psycho warrior plush in the background.

>>150784878
No offense anon, but I don't think any of these shows will be relevant in a decade.

>>150784665
>Orcs with oxford accents
lmao!

>>150783740
This is what the troons here can't fathom; making something just for the boys while also making FUN of making something just for the boys.

>>150784565
>make jokes about literal manchildren that act like 12 years olds
>say you’re making a cartoon for mentally ill teenage boys
>this is somehow serious business and calls for political discourse and debate
How is Retard Terry smarter than you?

>>150784797
One of my new coworkers is one and she is terminally jewish

>>150784922
Hey back off, Retard Terry was still smarter than Bryce.

>>150784908
>Oh crumpets, it seems that we are getting in a bit of a scrap ol' chum, inform the boss that we are starting a proper waaagh.

I appreciate how "grifter" just like "nazi" means absolutely nothing anymore.

>>150784962
Everyone is smarter than Bryce

>>150784962
>Constantly fucks up
>Insecure
>Sabotages the dude who did him no wrong
>Framed Hatemonger for his porn addiction
Is there a worst member of the squad than Bryce?

Would you use that with a woman (or your partner)?

>>150783419
Trickster Mode Psycho Warrior

>creators and people keep calling this an "original series"
>its literally just a Warhammer parody where the designs are barely changed
These guys are one not hacks like most Newgrounds animators. They spent 10 years making clickbait parody trash and their magnum opus is just space marine but there's tits and its le funny.

Other animators actually have their own original series now, and these guys are doing this

>>150785002
He’s a good boy, and the translator was a really good idea

>>150783794
Anon I like this cartoon because it is funny.

>>150785060
And bless them for it.
I'll take it over all that other gay shit for women.

>>150785002
It's objectively Chestnut, his only purpose is to save the globlules.

>>150785060
>its literally just a Warhammer parody where the designs are barely changed
Yes, I’m sure the God Emperor ruling over his galactic Imperium is a concept totally original to 40k.
>Other animators actually have their own original series now
Like who?

>>150785060
the psychos are way too exaggerated even compared to marines, that's the joke

>>150785060
Didn't know GW lawyers posted on /co/.

>>150785114
Has the cease and desist gone out to those FlashGitz animation faggots yet?

>>150784825
Star dogs is already a better name then space wolves, and you can make better canine breed jokes then WOLFWOLFWOLF

>>150785035
>Space King "Chastity Seal". Never used.

>>150782003
>main tyranids
Wouldn't making more female tyranids make more sense then?

>>150785205
Wouldnt they all be basically female?

>>150785205
Their a swarm race of ever evolving space bug things. Their biology and genders are probably radically different to anything we can understand.

Why are there people here pretending to be part of the near non-existent wokehammer subcommunity? Its not even good bait. Go back to r/Sigmarxism or something lol

>>150785060
>nooooo you can't wear your inspirations on your shoulders, you have to be ashamed of them and have everything be 100% original
and you wonder why western animation is dying

>>150785408
There's a reason why everyone calls us /co/mblr.

>>150780675 (OP)
Hatemonger is literally me...

>>150783103
>t. Female, *gags*

>>150785661
He has walked the path of hate

>>150783794
>>150783832
>maybe if I spam the term every thread, people will believe me
That's not what grifting means.

>>150782294
Bought a starter kit of Space Marines and Tyranids but I've only base coated a single marine and I'm too scared I'll mess up if I continue.

Psycho warriors having absolutely no fucking idea about normal reproduction between normal humans would explain why those overgrown nutsack parasites that steal human boy bodies casually kill and throw girls into volcanoes, instead of just letting them go to make more new little boys that can be parasitized for psycho warrior holy globule insertion.

>>150783589
The problem is female Space Marines are a direct attack on the Sisters of Battle. If Space Marines (GW's best selling faction) are co-ed, then there is no reason for the SoB to exist as an independent fully fleshed out faction of space nuns who call upon the Emperor's godly powers. Instead you'd get a bunch of generic atheist space marines who happen to be sterile females, and they'd just go around doing generic space marine things rather than summon fucking angels.

>>150785060
>actually have their own original series now
>Dante's inferno but it's LA
>I Have No Mouth, And I must Scream but lighthearted
>Cowboy Bebop but boring and a stupid MC doing a bad Cheech impersonation

>>150784984
>G'day sir warboss! It seems the humans are at it again!
>Egads! Of course they are starting a tussle during my Tea time! Mister Gretchin! Fetch me my smok and star defender gun, also, inform Sir Nobbington and the boys that we have a scrap at my estate.
>Yes sir Warboss, shall I inform the cheff and call off tonight's dinner?
>No need mister Gretchin, this won't take long.

>>150786577
I mean, they're well aware that little humans grow inside of the adult female but the risk of temptation is still too great
Boobies, even alien ones, shall draw a loyal Psycho Warrior from the path to Space King, they must all be destroyed

>>150784665
I want the Emperor's Greenest.

>>150786650
>The Squigs

>>150786689
Actually would be funny
>High command says that there will be a joint mission with a Psycho Warrior legion, warns the Star Defenders that these ones are... odd.
>The King's Greenest
>Only Hatemonger can see they are xenos with poorly designed Psycho Warrior armour, the rest love the space orcs because they are boys and know how to have a good time and think they are just the coolest Psycho Warriors.

>>150786719
>Hatemonger learns a life lesson that it's not the hate you're born with, it's the hate you choose

>>150786740
>Still kills them because of something minute that ticks Hatemonger off and makes the other Star Defenders go along with it.

>>150785096
> Yes, I’m sure the God Emperor ruling over his galactic Imperium is a concept totally original to 40k
Are you for real?

>>150781392
tyranids apparently, I remember articles calling Space Marine 2 antisemitic or something cause of the brutal slaughtering of alien hivemind creatures

>>150786839
It was the 10th edition launch trailer.

>>150786784
Of course not, that’s the point? I was commenting on how 40k is a mix and match of different shit from multiple sci-fi and fantasy works. For fuck sake does no one know everyone’s favorite inquisitor?

>>150786853
Rogue Trader era 40k was wild.

Speaking of Civilized/Imperial Orks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYtA6aauAz8

>>150780870
You would have an argument if it weren't for the fact the others were clearly interested in boobs,thus not gay. And it had happened twice now.
He's gay.

>>150781786
She's one of the good ones

>>150786953
He's just that devoted

What I'd do in future episodes is build up the setting's lore more. It needs a stronger foundation to keep going long term, and it should avoid plot lines of
>introduce new faction or concept
>immediately kill them off
Because that's burning down your setting as you build it.

>>150786953
space king popped his cherry

>>150783702
>If they aren’t making fun of chuds, they’re hypocrites who just want chud money.
Good, that is how you grift the enemy. Trump does it to the poors.

>>150787210
Triggered trannies can't go 5 minutes without coping about the election.

>>150787210
>>If they aren’t making fun of chuds, they’re hypocrites who just want chud money.
>Good, that is how you grift the enemy. Trump does it to the poors.
People are allowed to have moderate opinions and still make fun of themselves, retard.

>>150787200
I think it's just introducing the characters, they had an episode for Bryce and Chessnut, next is either Hatemonger or the Captain

>>150787264
Racism and sexism are not "moderate". You are being laughed at.

>>150787300
Obsessed

>>150787300
>Racism and sexism are not "moderate". You are being laughed at.
You're a fucking retard. They ain't laughing at me anyways

They're laughing at brats like you

>>150787210
it's too high IQ (100 IQ) to be a grift

>>150784072
>>150784168
>>150784198
Currently in the present its all about making everything for everyone, safe and sound so no one gets questioned or offended because that supposedly makes money. However it is permitted a bit to cross the line ever sligthly but immidiatelly pedal back otherwise the house of cards will crumble. Space King will remain an online fad (i hope im wrong tho), while on the other hand if you mention Smiling Friends, thats a bit different since Zach really avoids on the nose stuff and focuses on slice of life aspect of the show, but who is to say Smiling Friends wont turn to into another corporate slop in just a year or two, right now its doing good, but its just a matter of time. This is all realistically speaking, not how i or you or anyone feels.

Are you laughing at him or laughing with him?

>>150785661
You are gay and dont know what sex is?

>>150781613
Even the Mace thinks he is gay.

>>150787762
when is the hate mace smiling?

>>150782091
If they kept making models like these
It would turn the whole fanbase gay

>>150784403
just give them time

>>150788100
that's just cool, needs more blood

>>150788100
>Have a guy possessed by 8 bloodletters at once and is constantly fighting them
Metal as fuck concept
>They look like this
Boo.

>>150781613
How does the boy thing work? There are just numerous planets populated by humans who all just happen to be peaceful and don't put up a fight against the psycho-warriors for some reason?

>>150788169
each planet probably has some sort of champion or something

>>150788169
>Fighting against roided man children with super weapons (Such as soul cannons) that can repopulate their warriors by injecting something into your boys' balls.

>>150788169
You act as if that's not how 40k planets work for the most part.
>Planetary Defense Forces
Described as borderline incompetent at best and corrupt at worst innumerable times in lore.
>Imperial Guard
Outside of a few instances of dubious canon (Dark Crusade for example, where there was a BS excuse for a FFA), the IG worships the ground Space Marines walk on.

So really we shouldn't be surprised at all that Psycho Warriors can do as they please on certain recruitment worlds. There's probably deals with nobility that they won't bother them.

>>150785060
>original series
>Warhammer
>original
Literally nothing about Warhammer is original. Even the God Emperor of mankind is an allegory of Jesus Christ while the Omnissiah is the Holy spirit.
Everything from Tyranids to the Tau to the Necrons to the Space Elves to the Space Orks was a sci-fi/fantasy concept conceived decades before this franchise added it to their universe.

>>150788169
Aside from overthinking the joke, maybe they're just effectively human farms for the express purpose of having suitable Gobule Hosts, also we've seen non-Psycho Warrior factions in the Not!Imperium. So yeah maybe there's indeed just planets of normal humans that are routinely raided.

I actually felt sad for the fem psycho

>>150781882
I love masked women

>>150785085
What really interests me is that ChestNut is apparently NOT a Pyschowarrior according to Captain.
Does this mean he's just a normal dude under the armor? We know that like the Imperium there is apparently a whole civilization of normal humans that supplies them with tech, recruits, and apparently there are nobles and government and shit.
Are Medicae given the enhancement and armor but not the indoctrination? Could that be why ChestNut is so even tempered compared to the rest of the squad?
Also we've never seen him die yet, is he less erratic because he's been alive for a meaningful amount of time compared to the other dudes who get killed in battle on a regular basis?

>>150788334
Emotions? Sounds like a very FEMALE response.

>>150788391
>the reason Hatemonger's face has never been shown is because he's a girl and doesn't know it

>>150788415
But the globules.

>the women pregnant with a psycho warrior in the projector is smoking
It's the little things

>>150788443
Globules remake any given host body into a replica of the original Psycho Warrior. So if Hatemonger is a female, then he'd always be female no matter the host body used.

>>150788373
Also appearently spaceking hates for some reason so it might add onto that theory.

>>150788466
I don't think you understand that globules are male exclusive....

>>150788529
I'm mostly just memeing, but the globules aren't literal balls (even if they need to be installed in males), they're basically backups for genetics and personalities. It's theoretically possible. The exclusivity is in the hosts required, not the originals.

>>150788529
Technically not but they blew up that planet so.

>>150788631
That has nothing to do with it.

>>150788529
Technically not, but to the Psycho Warriors, if it has boobies, then it's a woman.

I doubt they know what a vagina is, and they'd be likely to treat a troon in the same way as the little girls.

>>150780849
>>150781088
He probably knows and has the knowledge still in his head... however his globular are decapitated and trapped in a stasis box by the series main BBEG which then will take an adventure of multiple episodes to reclaim patchy's globules

>>150783735
This fucks hard, this is like the hypothetical codex artwork for the hypothetical space king tabletop game whilst the show is obviously just a show to advertise the franchises doodads.

>>150784259
They really don't make as much money as you think they do. Vivzie shit is different because she got Amazon money. Glitch is all pure internet shit. I promise you that they don't have all that, even with merch

Does anyone have all the grey eyecatches?

>>150788373
Chestnut is still 9ft tall like the rest of them so he isn't a normal human. In terms of an unrelated property, it's like they're all space marines but Chestnut's role as an apothecary keeps him from seeing much meaningful battle like the warriors.

>>150788930
Apothecaries are some sort of independent chapter. It's hinted at but not entirely explained.

The real reason there is no female psycho warriors is because it is easier and less of a hassle to replace a little boy's endocrine system than a little girl's which would require more intrusive methods and could end in failure

>>150788858
You forget they are also having amazon and netflix money by having their shows on those streaming services respectively. Yes, it is on Youtube but so is Helluva.

>>150781408
It's not true because she isn't fucking canon you retard.

>>150780870
>>150781226
>>150781417
The entire consciousness of the psycho warriors is stored in their balls
Once a boy is tuned into one, he's effectively dead and his body hijacked
They're not kids, they're long living manchildren
>>150780875
Good

>>150789064
Also to make female psycho-parasites would be harder and need delicate care probably

>>150781613
Ok so Hatemonger is def gay...

>>150788302
>>150788169
I assume its the same as actual 40k lore, where there are tons of planets humanity colonized, but completely forgot aboutlike Earth

>>150785177
Of course. Why would I ever use it. I hate women.

>>150781037
what the hell is that thing, Hatemonger?

>>150789439
Its like a serf

>>150789439
Some porn artist's avatar.

>>150789640
>single mother household turns children into sociopaths

>>150789640
Space king actually went out to find a space queen to help raise his boys
>She's the most stereotypical black (alien) woman ever yet she somehow is a good influence on the boys

>>150780675 (OP)
...

would?

>>150781613
endless boys?

endless boys.

>>150784407
>There's not really a point in promoting guys who want you dead.
Last time I checked it was the left doing the political and ideological murder

living in space king's universe must be hell for anyone that isn't a psyco warrior since it copies the same gimmick of 40k "everything sucks and you will suffer"

>>150789878
It sucks being a psycho warrior because you either can have your globules destroyed due to aliens, your team being incompetent, or just not be stimulated

>>150783403
don't be a baiting nigger

>>150788289
The most original thing Games Workshop ever created are the Skaven and even they are incompetent of briging them to their full potential

>>150789911
still
they are living a great manchild power fantasy
as long they aren't bored and their globules survive they can murder hobo for millenia

>>150789973
Yeah it is pretty sweet but they still have to listen to high command and he's such a buzzkill

>>150784746
Leftists and to a lesser extent liberals don't interact with Republicans, even fewer in real life.
That's partly why they don't understand them and want to murder them all.

>>150788169
They develop Earth-like worlds full of American-Style suburbs specifically for the purpose of producing "premium boys," to serve as superior vessels for important Psycho-Warriors. The majority get implanted into identical vat-grown clones.

>>150781392
I don't know. Maybe the Leagues of Votann?

>>150788373
The Medicae of the Sanctum Globulari seem to be produced in the same way as the other Psycho-Warriors, but they're undervalued and demeaned because the Psycho-Warriors proper think they're lame little bitches. But that might just be a quirk of Captain's Reclaimer Squad, and not a characteristic of Psycho-Warriors as a whole, if the Coagulators' disposition towards Chestnut is actually representative, which is very possibly an unreasonable assumption.

>>150790191
Tom and Don have also stated that Medicae are highly sought after, and that for the Captain's squad has Chestnut is highly unusual though.

>>150790191
Terry is also a nice, calm fella.

Post your Psycho Legion ideas

So since they're non-canon we can pretended female psycho warriors are hot, right? Instead of grotesque muscle-bound parodies of humanity?

>>150790233
Terry makes me think that the squad we're following are literally characters being played by actual pre-teen boys, and he was the older brother of one of them who joined in for a session because they wrote themselves into a corner.

>>150790191
every episode is just shitting over every character in the squad. hate monger's gay, bryce is retarded, and chestnut is a coward. So next is the captain is, not actually good at killing things?

>>150790262
Bryce didn't even bother to give his character a proper name, he just made a self insert.

>>150790244
The Alien stompers
Legion of psycho warriors made up of other psycho warriors for express purpose of killing aliens because one of them captured space king and they won't stop until every single one is dead until they free him. And then they can kill them with him
Also they don't use alien tech, nuh uh, no way, if you snitch to high command we'll call you a liar

>>150790316
Captain didn't even do that.

>>150790313
I think Captain's flaw is that he's a self absorbed little shit who has to be in charge of everything, and he's really self conscious about being seen as the coolest, most "mature" and most aloof kid in the room. So I think there are two likely options. An episode where it turns out he likes something the other three, even Chestnut, think is lame and they roast the shit out of him for it.
Or, an episode where he's constantly facing insubordination, in both big and small ways, and it all ends up working out better than his own plans, leading to a crisis of confidence and an inevitable tantrum as he tries to take back control.

>>150790218
That the squad has a dedicated apothecary is weird. You get a handful for an entire company, basically one per platoon, and the command squad gets the 100% full time usage of one? That's some important shit they must be doing

>>150790480
Chestnut said he's a free agent. Apparently he chooses to stick with the squad.

>>150790860
He's "technically" a free agent in that medicae as a whole are dispersed to chapters, he is still assigned to that squad within that legion and likely assigned to that legion by whomever his superiors at the Sanctum Globulari are.

>>150781295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj5Tv2M9Rb8

>>150789640
>Tardigrade in heels
Please, no...

>>150790924
Eldar K-pop faction when?

>>150791023
They belong to Grey Knights

>>150790480
If we're going with the idea that they're playing a tabletop game. Chestnut would be the shy self conscious kid who'll probably grow up to be a school shooter. They keep him around to play the "Pocket Medic" role so they can brute force through anything with no consequences, even if they fuck up.

>>150790244
a piss and shit based biological warfare legion that the other psychowarriors think is the funniest thing ever

>>150789640
>Space King actually fucked all the aliens in the mural
>His holy crusade against them is so he doesn't have to pay child support for countless alien children

>>150791479
How dare you imply that Space King never pays child support. He just went to go get some cigarettes.

>>150791023
No need, you can make them yourselves. Seriously, for Kill Team has the "Void Dancer Troupe" and you could make one unit each of the K-Pop Demon Hunters and the rest back up dancers. I'd do it but I have my own projects on going and I don't care about K-Pop or the Demon Hunters.

How should Chaos be introduced in the Space King setting? Most of the lore so far involves Xenos or Human creations/civilization.

>>150791635
Chaos is gay so no.

>>150791635
They worship Space Queen instead of Space King and are the results of a messy divorce.
Still male only psycho warriors but with a single mum instead of a single dad.

>>150780675 (OP)
these fucking freeze frames are so dumb but they get me every time

>>150791712
Counterpoint: Psycho Warriors literally have the head of a penis as their symbol.
And Hatemonger ain't beating the allegations.

>>150782294
I want to,but i don't think i have the patience for this.

>>150782091
Don't forget the monsterfuckers who have a hot pink Tyranid army to compliment their matching hot pink egg injecting dildos.

>>150791635
Unlike Psycho Warriors, Chaos Psycho Warriors are fully fleshed adults and are reasonable--but are insanely lame because of it.

>"like ummm... death to Space King, I guess" kicks a rock

Again, the fanart for this show is damn good

>>150786227
Buy some isopropyl alcohol. That way even if you fuck up you literally have a paint eraser to start over.

>>150792253
What if they're based on shitty melodramatic World Of Darkness LARPers? Simultaneously over-serious and miserably cynical about their Edgy themes, tragic backstories and kitbashed special powers, and obsessed with weird gay decorum rules that none of the regular Psycho-Warriors respect.

>>150792695
That'd work really well too

They're the anime kids

>>150787410
I always laugh at him.

>>150782091
you guys don't understand. trannies outnumber girls in the 40K community. femstodes isn't an appeal to women, its an appeal to trannies.

>>150787410
Both, if that's possible.

He's clearly a dogmatic hardliner driven by some poorly chosen heuristics, but in principle, he's not totally wrong. Just overly averse to nuance. I'm sure there are aliens who hate "the bad ones" just as much as we do, and who aren't terribly interested in intermingling with us.
The Hatemongers are leaving the potential to spread the good word of Hate to the whole universe on the table. And they don't even know it.

>>150790244
Commie Chapter

>>150793123
I actually did know that but didnt want to bring up troons because you know how well that goes.

>>150786862
Its really funny how different Rouge Trader Space Marines are to the modern ones. They werent these noble all powerful space knights revered as demigods and angels by the populace, they were coked out former convicts blitzed on all sorts of roids and drugs and were space cops and marines mixed into one

>>150793244
its okay brother, I am willing to undo the seventh seal and unleash the horror. for space king.

>>150793329
Lingering Judge Dredd influences.

>>150793329
1st edition space marines were such wacky fellas, I love them. I wonder if the creators of Space King are aware of how similar their show is to og 40k (I wonder if thats on purpose)

>>150793371
Yeah when 40k just came out in late 80s it was ridding on that pop culture wave of gritty dystopian action universes like Mad Max, Judge Dredd, Alien, and so on. Its why its so Grimdark

>>150793329
>Marines eunt domus

>>150793383
>FREAKHAMMER 40k

>The imperium has both Men and Women in the Guardsmen, Tech Priests, Assasainorum and Ministorum
>Space Marines can only be men
>Sisters of Battle can only be women
That seems pretty even to me.

>>150794024
Yes but SM are the famous ones who sell a lot so thats the one they want to colonize

>>150793383
Of course they are. Tom and Don were born rich and had 40k armies as children. Their parents had 40k armies.

>>150781695
Never ask a Xeno statistician the species of his girlfriend

>>150785205
They just need to make more Tyranids, you have no idea how many boxes of psycophages were moved in my area, women love that fatfuck for art and painting projects.

>>150781786
It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if Hatemonger was secretly a girl the whole time, but one who implicitly understands the value in preserving the vibe and also doesn't want it to change. That would be a great twist. And it also flips the "Hatemonger's gay" thing on its head, which would be funny.

>>150794024
GW would destroy the entire Imperium and leave only Space Marines alive, just for the sake of profit. I'm not joking, they'd done it once before with Warhammer Fantasy.
That's probably how 40k ends in 20 years. The whole galaxy is nuked by Chaos, but the Ultramarines build an ark and get transported to a new universe.

I question HM's gear setup.
Hatemace (primary) for close quarters
Psycho shotgun (secondary) also for close quarters
???

>>150794537
Needs something to close into melee, a shield or mobility of some kind

>>150794537
I don't see the contradiction, his role in his own legion is probably an assaulter/shock troop/sturmtrupp. His goal will always be to flank around enemies or breach enemy defensive lines and attack them at close ranges and in confined spaces.
He's got a primary weapon that hits hard and works well in close quarters and a powerful melee weapon.
Makes good enough sense to me.
Considering his legion seems to be particularly zealous, those tactics make sense for them.

>>150794606
He has nothing to do if he can't get in close, that's my point.

>>150794596
>>150794609
If you watch closely during the pan out shot in Episode 1 after Captain realizes they're in the wrong planet, you can see a Star Defender T-posing at some aliens before rocketing forward and crushing them.
They all have jump jets built into their armor.

>>150794635
>Star Defender T-posing
Yeah, he's my fav and doesn't get enough love.

>>150794641
Also all of the battles we've seen where Psychowarriors are fighting an open field war with a (roughly) comparable force its made a point that their armor is almost completely resistant to small arms fire. I imagine they don't actually concern themselves too much about being caught in the open without cover when their average enemy soldier can't even meaningfully harm them without a crew served or anti-vehicle weapon.

>>150794150
Don had 3 freaking armies as a prepubescent kid. Super rich.
I had bareley 1500pts of an imperial guard army as a teen, and that was stupid expensive.

>>150794519
Honestly that sounds kind of cool.
However I believe you're wrong. In 20 years, they will release the super primaris, who replace the current primaris, and as such you need to rebuy all your miniatures for your probably space marine army.

>>150780675 (OP)
>>150780777
>doesn't know how sex and babies work.

The warriors here are like 5-8 year old boys, given bodies of men, and given rage and stuff.

I'm not sure he's gay, I'd say ignorant (immature, like a boy)

Episode where they get sex ed, and their heads explode?

>>150794475
Sigh. He's not a girl. You can see his penis in the Patreon version of the show.

>>150793329
Honestly 1st Edition Warhammer reminds me a lot of Starcraft.

>>150794731
Yeah, I know, but it's suspiciously crooked and fucked up and gross. We never saw what the canon female Psycho Warrior that got nuked from orbit looked like down there. Maybe he stapled on a gross, deformed cock to make it possible.

>>150785205
Well, as I understand they're a hive race of clones, sorta like some ant species, so I'd assume so.

>>150791212
They did that.

>>150787760
I'm not gay I just hate women

>>150781392
Eldar.
>believe they are superior to all other lifeforms to the point they can't cooperate with others due to sheer arrogance
>constantly backstab everybody
>always blame others for their own fuck-ups
>they are soul chained to the god of rape and drugs and prolong their lives by sacrificing others to it
>run a huge slavery ring
>the reason they are soul chained to begin with is because of a galaxy spanning drug fuelled children-murder-rape orgy
>even their moderates would rather side with their evil cousins then a non-eldar
>talk mad shit about how they could easily crush everyone with their superior tech and intelligence, get constantly BTFO by even the most primitive of aliens
>would like to exterminate everybody else but stopped by small numbers and hubris
>always bitch how they originally owned everything and you are just a trespasser on their galaxy when in reality they were made as a throwaway stopgap thrall species during a war alongside the orks
>really love to manipulate others to do their dirty work via assassinating their leaders

>>150780877
Same thing they were thinking when the Warcraft deal went south, probably

>IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME
>REEEEEEEEEE

>>150794760
Well... Starcraft is heavily based on Warhammer 40k like Warcraft is heavily based on Warhammer Fantasy.

>>150794760
A man can like a lot of sci-fi with space marines shooting at oversized space bugs, but those two are very good.

>>150793329
>>150793383
feral looking bastard

>>150795115
I forgot how fucked up looking Space Marines used to be.

>>150795115
I love how this fucking dude's so scary even a feral monster ork looks tiny and pitiful in comparison

The talk about using jump jets to close the distance got me thinking...what if you used them to jump...ONTO the aliens?

>>150789973
But consider this:

>They have to use PINK lasers

>>150795224
T pose guy already boosted himself like that

>>150794760
There were even half breeds in it, like half human half eldar, it was quite whacky

>>150793329
>You can give me the space shaker huh? The mutie shaker, shake your ass! Shake that shit....

>DOOD ITS TOTALLY MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE WHO WANT FEMALE SPACE MARINES BECAUSE THEY'RE CLEARLY RETARDED
when I watch it I can only come to the conclusion of it making fun of 40k, and 40k fans? (or rather, 40k secondaries)
who get too passionate about the lore or whatever to the point of being somewhat homoerotic over it (look at how they suck off henry cavill)

just seems to me that way, no poltical shitflinging, just making fun of the setting and fanbase as a whole

>>150784203
>Getting 3 seasons is indeed a success. Most shows dont get 3 seasons.
Owl House was not a success, dude. Like... you do know that companies will sometimes just schedule and greenlight a set amount of seasons for something? Regardless if its a success or not?

>>150782745
>I hate the sequels as much as anybody else but did they really flop hard?
Yes, they did. Solo was an outright flop, none of the others made much money. Merch was dead in the water.

Disney went from wanting to mass produce Star Wars films, to banishing it to streaming (which nobody watches either).

>>150795445
I'd be inclined to agree with you, but taking into consideration their track record as writers and animators, statements they've made very recently about exactly this subject matter, and their political opinions outside of their work, I really don't think it could be any more obvious that they really do think there's a problem with just changing shit for cynical reasons, and they hate the overall trends in the industry as a whole.

At best, they're making fun of the fact that there's so much shitflinging happening over something that should never have been entertained in the first place.

again, you are taking this shit way too seriously

>>150791635
The edgy try hard kids.

Its just nice to have a genuine oldfag /tg/ humor kind of show. Yeah, nowadays the angry marine thing's a bit played out and corny, but it gives me a nice nostalgic feeling adjacent to old 4th ed 40k,

>>150782958
Get a 3d printer and get some free minis from the net, instead of giving money to Gw.

>>150795568
a fair assessment, they've always disliked GW (see: "inside GW" which hasn't aged a day beyond one thing) and made fun of 40k stuff with videos like blacktemplars vs furries and now, space king

both sides are so focused on politics (of which a majority from both sides dont play the game...) and being so retarded that they THINK its supporting them because it makes fun of the other side while ignoring the points it makes fun of that they support

>>150795683
They've said that Space King is a giant love letter to the awkward, naive stage of life in being a boy who hasn't quite yet become a teenager. And the whole point of the video that prompted this thread is them lamenting the fact that no one's willing to cater to boys and men anymore because there's so much more spending potential in pivoting to women. There's absolutely a political element to it, and they're absolutely taking a side. They're also just making light of the fact that people who agree with them can act very silly. Both things can be true.

>>150795739
i'll agree in the sense that yes, 40k fans do act like a 12yr old

when I was 12 i'd make the argument that 40k could beat any universe ever brcause its so cool and OP etc etc etc
but now I see grown men making these childish arguments and watching tiktoks about "top 10 most hilarious 40k moments" or some shit
so yes, it appeals to boys who havent become teenagers yet because thats what the modern 40k fanbase acts like

and yes, it's making fun of companies wanting to do that to appeal to a "broader audience", but at the same time making fun of the fanbase who act homoerotic about custodes and marines being all men and keeping it that way as I said

I don't like it either and think they shouldn't do it, but at the end of the day i've just accepted that inevitably, GW WILL do it because they only care about money, I don't give too much of a fuck about 40k lore (especially black library slop) because GW can, has, and will retcon it to sell more product, they do not care about consistency as long as money is involved
and the 40k fans that play are paypigs who'll continue to buy regardless, nd the people who'll get mad the most didn't play to begin with, there will be no "boycott" when it happens

>>150795851
>the fanbase who act homoerotic about custodes and marines being all men
Kys amerilard

>>150791635
Spindlehorse fans. Demons should literally be Vivzypop demons.

>>150795878
post models.

>no, people cannot just poke fun at themselves for holding positions they still sincerely believe in but recognize the absurdity it can reach, they must actually believe the complete opposite if they joke about it at all
Autists need exposure to functional friend groups.

>>150790244
The Card Warriors
The Psychowarrior Chapter that has totally moved on to this sick card collecting game, you guys, and aren't even playing this lame shit anymore.
They're always in the background taking 15 minutes for a single turn. By the end of the episode they've moved on to this sick battle dreidel collecting game.

>>150790244
A stereotypical edgelord-y goth Legion that's a clear parody of the Raven Guard/Night Lords.

>>150790244
the gear heads

a bunch of vehicle and machine autists who have their armor painted and modified to look like hotrod cars with fire breathing hood scoops comically rigged on everything from their helmets to their toasters
they have exhausts on their shoulders and wheels on the side of their elbows and knees so that they can "driver" their own bodies and crush alien scum

>>150782340
Having them just be Gay Elves in Space would be boring. The SK version of the Eldar should be massive pranksters who are constantly fucking with the "lesser" races of the galaxy, kind of like a play on modern day internet trolls. Or they can be Space Koreans.

So how many books have y'all reading beside Warhammer?