Thread 150781280

why does this show become so much better when you switch the genders of the characters?
its almost surreal, its as if vivzie herself is the one who wrote perfectly good female characters and then flipped the sexes

Because the way Vivzieblob characters behave is monstrously pathetic for men but completely normal for foids.

Is this thread safe?

>>150781427
Yes, anon
this is the good thread

>>150781472
Good.

be honest bros, would you?
(they come as a package deal)

>>150781811
I'm a one woman man, so no.

>>150781811
No sir, I'll stay with Strika.

>>150781836
Ah good, a true gentleman.

>>150781862
>girls you can pick up and hug

>>150781955
Strika normally dislikes being picked up, it makes her feel patronized.
Willow is the Imp gal who loves to be picked up, even carried. They both loves hugs.

would these two get along?

>>150782149
Yes, as they are in similar predicaments.

how can someone so cold be equally as hot?

queer on queer violence is a real issue

>>150783088
All that only for it to heal in seconds. It only amounted to a queer chimp out.

>>150783268
its not about the physical damage, but the psychological
he pretty much buck broke the peacock and thats twice as insulting, because it was done by a limp wristed twink faggot such as stolas
imagine getting your ass handed to you by a bottom boi who gets railed by imps, the humiliation must be unreal

>>150782344
She's actually very warm, she just needs someone to warm her antarctic circle.

>>150783088
>Be Stolas Ars Goetia, direct son of Paimon Ars Goetia, a fallen angel.
>Strong sorcerer and a high noble Goetian.
>Unable kill someone who is lower in status and power.
What a trollopy fagaloon.

I'm bored enough to listen to the Helluva Boss Japanese dub but I'm not knowledgeable enough to tell whether Millie has a Kansai-ben accent or not
Moxxie is good though, sounds basically like a Japanese Richard Horvitz

>>150783321
All that and he didn't even get a drop of blood. Andre is still in Stolas' house while Stolas squats with his butt buddy in his crummy apartment crying over his daughter he'll never see. Very humiliating, but for whom?

>>150783501
>All that and he didn't even get a drop of blood
he literally broke his beak, didnt you see all the black shit coming out of his face?
>Andre is still in Stolas' house while Stolas squats with his butt buddy in his crummy apartment crying over his daughter he'll never see. Very humiliating, but for whom?
obviously andre won, but his victory was marred at the end by getting ass whooped
its a small victory for brokeass, but a significant one nonetheless

>>150783602
Said beak healed instantly, Stolas accomplished nothing. He went home empty handed with his sperg out as a cope.

>>150783822
you are looking at it from an objective point of view, but this wasnt an objective, rational reaction
it was an emotional one, and from that perspective, stolas won

>>150783871
Banished from his own house and family, big winner.

this with octavia and anons cambion kid

>>150784136
It could also work with Stella and lil baby Tavia.

>>150784212
yeah, but then that wouldnt be (you)r kid anymore, it would simply be baby octavia

I made them friends.

>>150784236
Either way, we get an adorable lil bird.
>>150784470
Nice.

>>150784470
based, we need to normalize platonic bromances again

>>150784470
i wish we had one of these with octavia too

>>150784470
>bros are not hoes
that sounds familiar.

>pic related appears in your home at 3AM in the morning
what do you do?

>>150785352
throw an empty soda bottle at it

>>150785352
"Do you mind, I'm watching a movie with your ex-wife"

>>150785352
turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>150785352
Whip it out and piss all over him.

>>150781280 (OP)
>The series now turns around a girlboss bitch with awful attitude and the name of the shows Is a direct reference to how badass this girlboss is
Trash take, you are fucking retarded

obligatory post

>>150785352
>"Twerk, Stolas."

I want to see Millie fight a Baki character.

>>150785967
all I can imagine is Millie scrambling all over them like a rabid squirrel

>>150785967
I want to see Millie fight a Mortal Kombat character.

What are the differences between the Youtube and Amazon versions of Helluva Boss? Is it worth pirating the Amazon version?

Anyone got a mega or torrent with it?

>>150781280 (OP)
I’ve been thinking of trying this myself, designing a ‘male’ character then simply making them a girl. Would be a interesting design exercise to try and break biases and such.

>>150786556
the only difference is slight changes to character designs and a new pilot afaik
there arent any truly new episodes out yet

>>150785967
I want to see Millie

>>150786558
What do you think the "strong female protagonist" of modern media is?

>>150786558
>>150786675
"ACKSHUALLY just writing a man and making them a woman is sexist too!"
Not making this up. Paraphrased from feminist frequency.

>>150786112
>You've been out here in this tree stand for three days, no animals, no deer, no pheasant, not even squirrels. Jack diddly squat.
>You tell yourself if you don't see or hear anything come tomorrow, you'll just leave.
>Another hour goes by and you finally hear something, it's some rustling from a thicket.
>About damn time. You take aim with your rifle and peep through the scope, waiting to put your finger on the trigger.
>That's when you see this thing.
>It walks out of the thicket and stands there. You blink and shake your head, this can't be real can it.
>You look back through your scope and it's still there, blinking slowly and is now staring directly at you.
>It makes "Ba-gawk" sound like a chicken but with the effeminacy of the average castro district nightclub regular.
>It walks out of the corner of your eyes. You wait until you don't hear the sound of its footsteps, that's when you make your way out of there.
Imagine a MonsterQuest episode about that Stolas thing.

>>150786658
Here you go.

>die
>end up in vivzie hell
>meet Asterion through several shenanigans
>panic slightly
>"You... but, you're not supposed to look like this!"
>"Oh? What, pray tell, am I 'supposed' to look like?"
>"Well, uhh..."
>get your phone out
>point the screen at him and swipe through several Stella pics
>some of them lewd
>"Like this!"
What would his reaction be?

>>150787219
hed probably be disgusted and either beat you up or just try to distance himself from you

>>150787219
>"She has a nice plume but I hardly think your ridiculously shitty photoshop is supposed to convince me of anything. Now get out, you plebian. A gathering of your betters is about to commence."

>>150786556
The word 'cunt' is no longer censored, nor are the dildos. And they made some slight alterations to Blitzo in a few episodes (but not any other character, oddly enough.)

That's about it.

If you introduced the cast to 40k, which faction would each of them main?
I can definitely see moxxie being a guardsman lover

Not gonna lie, this take on blitza does things to me

>>150787985
>demons in 40gay
GEE I SURE FUCKING WONDER HOW THATS GOING TO TURN OUT.

We need more hootified versions of vivzie characters

>>150787985
I'm more interested in what would happen if hell had to deal with an invasion from one or more planes of Oblivion...

>>150788925
>Goetian Vagatha.
Say, this ain't bad looking, pretty nice. Great too because that is the pilot version of Vagatha.
I wonder how and what a Goetian Mayberry would look like.

>>150785352
>You wake up in the middle of the night from strange noises
>probably Octavia watching some shitty horror movie at full blast
>you go out into the hallway to tell her to turn it down so you can get some fucking sleep
>Stolas was excited about this new spellbook he'd gotten off of Hell!Amazon
>written by some foreign guy whose name sounded like Dukes of Hazard
>you were a bit excited cause while he was often giddy over stupid and miniscule things this book was apparently a big deal
>and you wanted to have some energy both psychic and metaphorical
>you go into the hallway wearing your boxers and t shirt
Octavia?
>you say quietly so as not to rouse Stella but loud enough so that she hears you
>you aren't getting an answer so you go to the media room
>in the hallway is your teacher standing there emotionlessly
Stolas? Did Stella kick you out of the room again? Because we're not gonna have another 'sleepover'
>said sleepover consisted of him in a sleeping bag bitching about his life on your floor while you lied to him when pressed if you thought Blitzo actually loved him
>he says nothing and stares at you
Uhh shit. Did I do something?
>he cocks his head abruptly in a sharp right angle
Stolas?
>he snaps his head further and you hear whispering in a foreign language
>does he not know his own fucking name?
>you look at the book in his? its? hands
>The Necronomicon, Academic Translation by Brill with footnotes
>that's not Stolas or at least that's not him moving the body
>some incomprehensible horror is at the steering wheel
You uhh, you have fun in there I'm going back to sleep ok? Night.
>he doesn't follow you on the way back which you count as a win

>>150789177
>later as you flit between dreams and consciousness you hear the whispering of your master
>you can't make it out at first
>but it steadily gets louder...
>"dead by dawn..."
>and louder
>"Dead by dawn."
>louder still, your master's voice now bellowing throughout the house
>"DEAD BY DAWN! DEAD BY DAWN! DEAD BY DAWN!"

>>150789253
>>150789177
>Anon sees his master and correctly assumes he has been possessed
>Turns around and just goes back to sleep
Lmao

>>150789351
>anon

>>150789351
>not my problem lmao

>>150781280 (OP)
I think you're just comfortable with seeing lesbian relationships more than gay ones. You might as well watch Panty and Stocking if you want more girls.

>>150790187
Its a well known fact that lesbians can be turned straight with a good enough dicking
Fags, on the other hand, are universally loathed and considered disgusting

>>150790260
Does this imply we can turn fags straight with a bad enough dicking?

>>150790403
NTA but no, not really. Considering Stolas went for Blitzo that gives you the answer to your question.

>>150790403
No, but i did hear that a good enough pussy game, combined with copious amounts of aphrodisiacs, might work

>>150790752
I remember that classic.

>>150790260
We can fix him. We have the technology.
>Stolas undertakes Stella's Homo-Erasure course.
>From A Clockwork Orange style torture showing Homos to bad operatic music to good treatments with depictions of happy Husbands and Wives.
>All this to condition him that Dick is bad, and Pussy is good.
>After three months, Stolas is revealed to the other Goetias. Behold!
>Still subservient to Stella, only now he's treating her like the husband she always deserved, with hugs, kisses, affection, and sex.
>So much sex.
>Stella can finally get the dicking she craves. She can be stuffed like a thanksgiving turkey. Buns put on her oven.
>Stolas and Blitzo? No more. Kicked to the curb and told to fuck off.
>Without the backing from Stolas, IMP goes under. Moxxie and Millie fuck off to get a better job elsewhere.
>They become a happy family when Skittles is born.
>Blitzo does of Daids (Demon AIDS).

>>150790802
I mean, lets be honest, shitzo would try to ruin it somehow, either by breaking him out or making him relapse
That sonovabitch needs to go

>>150790921
We give him the therapy as well.

>>150790925
the therapist will kill himself.

>>150790925
There is no fixing that sootrat.

>>150790925
Therapy against what? He's not gay canonically, hes just a degenerate

How much of a shitty father is stolas, really?
I mean, he makes mistakes, but he does truly love his daughter, no?

>>150781280 (OP)
All that really does for Blitzo is turn him into Amy Schumer.

>>150790942
>Sootrat
What are all the slurs you can think of for an imp? I like Scaleback, Tail Dropper, FireToad, and flat face(no noses)

>Have hot wife, could murder half the city. Crazy for you & vice versa
>Just want to missionary till the sky comes falling down
>bliss.mp4
>She has... other ideas
>suspense.jpg
>One night she brings up the idea of a threesome
>Don't really feel it, but she seems excited. You'd hate to let her down, so tentatively say you're open to it
>Know she isn't bi, so ask who's the guy
>Pls don't be your boss
>Says it'd be a girl
>dafuq.TIFF
>She's evasive, says it's time to rest
>Let it drop, hoping it's just a fad
>A week passes by, forget all about it
>Friday, stay late to handle some paperwork your bitch coworker didn't do
>Wife left earlier
>Boss makes a few passes, mundane by now
>Finally finished, head out. Call the missus
>Takes a bit to answer. Weird, but brush it off
>When she answers her voice is... off. Nervous, but eager. She get drugs to take together?
>Say you're on your way
>She squeals. Says to hurry back, has a surprise
>jawohl.mp3
>Hightail it to your shitty neighborhood. As bad as life was, can't help but miss the old family manor sometimes
>Rush up stairs & knock on door
>Only one key. Cheap ass landlord
>Wife grabs & drags you inside
>Puts a blindfold on you then gets you in place. Lots of ropes get tied
>kinky.gif
>Blindfold pulled off
>See her on bed, beautiful as ever
>Someone else speaks
>Is that your boss's ex?
>Crazy succubus, tried to gangrape you with her crew
>danger.png
>Wife spills spaghetti. She wants to watch you to fuck the succubus
>About to protest but wife pulls out puppy eyes
>Helpless. Guilt-tripped into letting this stranger ride you while wife spectates
>herewego.webp
>Have to just sit there & take it
>Later, near climax, warn them so lady can get off
>Get ignored, wife pushes you to go the distance
>nochoice.bmp
>Succubus leaves after, satisfied. Cuddle with wife in bed. Hard to not feel guilty
>She's happy though, so you're happy too
>Guess you can live with a one-off
>Then she says you need to find someone new & do this again
>Yfw

>>150792504
Sootslug, FireFag, Lavamange, RedVelvet, SatanScab, Hotbox.

>>150792504
>Smokesniffers
>Hellrats
>Tar chuckers
>Minions
>Grunts
>Chess heads
>Redskins
>Subsinners
>One timers
>Shorties
>Goatlegs
>Hornheads
>Laborers
>Mouth breathers

>>150792601
Guess it's time to find someone loyal.

>>150792726
Writing this down. Keep going Anons

>>150792601
>Millie isnt a cheater as most people would have thought
>Shes a cuckquean
>Gets off to watching her man breed other women before throwing them out the door like trash
>Shes also a bit into pegging, but has been going slower on that front ever since the doc told moxx he'll be forced to wear diapers in 10 years time unless he stops

>>150781472
We should seriously title these as /hhg/ threads, makes it quicker to find and set up.

>>150792941
No fuck off

>>150792504
Frying Pan Catchers

>>150792726
Brimstoners?

>>150793104
Cookware Crick(s)

>>150792752
Mox is too in love to consider leaving Millie for someone else. He simply soldiers on.
>>150792809
>before throwing them out the door like trash
This is the part that upsets him the most, apart from having sex with other women of course. He's all about aftercare and would rather hang out for a bit, or at least make them something to eat. But Millie? She just brooms them out as quick as she can.

>>150793540
>Mox is too in love to consider leaving Millie for someone else. He simply soldiers on.
I may respect his endurance but poor bastard deserves better.

>>150793599
He does

>barbie is hanging out in the office
>loona comes back, looking awkward
>what happened, bitch?
>octavia tried to kiss me, it was weird
>oh so she's gay, like her father?
>maybe, i didn't ask
>barbie thinks, well if my bro can have a gay owl, so can i
>she leaves and visits octavia
>hi girl, wanna make out?
>octavia looks at barbie with her mother's expression
>no, you're old

>>150793132
>>150792726
What do you get called if you fuck a hellborn? A Stoneburner?

>>150794501
Do I get called turkey suffer for plowing a Goetian woman?

>>150794545
stuffer*
I am sleepy

>>150794501
sulfur stuffer.

>>150794655
Time travel cuckqeanry??? These are levels I never thought I'd see outside of Star vs. the Forces of Evil

>>150794655
is there an opposite of this

>>150794501
A hellbender

dont die on me yet