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Anonymous No.150781732 >>150781878 >>150782026 >>150782229 >>150786728 >>150790066 >>150793279 >>150794779
Homestuck & Fanventures.
Renity....your gyatt.....
Anonymous No.150781878 >>150782090
>>150781732 (OP)
stop shilling this dogshit
Anonymous No.150781915 >>150784621
>not the Eridan the drawfag drew
fuck you
Anonymous No.150782026 >>150782150
>>150781732 (OP)
>15 year olds look like THAT
Anonymous No.150782060 >>150783556 >>150783668 >>150783887 >>150788185
best fanventure moirails
Anonymous No.150782090 >>150782125
>>150781878
its actually good you nigger
Anonymous No.150782125
>>150782090
Mid, ESL writing, Vast Error knockoff characters and setting, only gets shilled here because the author comes in here to suck your guys dicks every day
Anonymous No.150782150
>>150782026
get offline colsla
Anonymous No.150782229
>>150781732 (OP)
Stop posting that fat shitter
Anonymous No.150782275 >>150783577
Anyone here has read Desynced? And if so, does it get good eventually? Im at page 240~ and its getting real hard to tank some of these pages
Anonymous No.150782654 >>150782738
>>150781588
valid points, and i agree about him wanting to thin the cast (i guess 'need' is also true since he just didn't have the skill to handle that many character interactions at once), but i'm more getting at who exactly gets murderstuck-ed. there was basically no way the troll he made to parody fans he disliked was going to survive.

there is very little to her character that isn't parodying the fandom (and/or furries) besides a single moirail connection (because 'friend who will try to keep you from flying off the handle' apparently needed a whole ass alien word/relationship 'quadrant' like it was something humans never do). even the fact she lives alone in a fucking cave is just part of the "takes roleplay too far" parody.

she was almost completely unmoored from any exploration of alien troll society because she was a parody of humans Hussie didn't like. the human she likes the most (and actively wanted to befriend) is Jade, probably precisely because Hussie ALSO didn't like Jade.

tl;dr: if no other beta trolls died there, Nepeta still probably would've.
Anonymous No.150782738
>>150782654 (me)
>>150781588
oh, and just to be clear - it may peak post cascade, but that Homestuck fandom reputation actually STARTED in earnest pre-cascade, but the same year cascade released. it took a bit longer to percolate to broader public awareness than most zeitgeists do these days, since the internet wasn't as fast in 2011 as it is now.
Anonymous No.150783556 >>150783711
>>150782060
>moirails
Anonymous No.150783577 >>150783716
>>150782275
haven't heard of it, what got you to try it?
Anonymous No.150783668 >>150783711 >>150783796
>>150782060
But that's a heart, not a diamond.
Anonymous No.150783711 >>150783909
>>150783556
>>150783668
they dont have a concept of troll romance as suggested by ellith talking to renity
Anonymous No.150783716
>>150783577
Saw it recently on the MSPFA banners that appear in the homepage during an adventure's anniversary, which is how I get to most adventures.
Anonymous No.150783796 >>150783932
>>150783668
There's a very thin diamond besides his head
Anonymous No.150783887 >>150788185
>>150782060
I just realized that the background of the panel is an xray diagram of a spinal chord lmao
Anonymous No.150783909
>>150783711
she's about to learn. she already finds his feeckles adorable
Anonymous No.150783932
>>150783796
that's an exclamation point
Anonymous No.150783971 >>150784002 >>150784003 >>150784071 >>150784110
Basically, the mods got their fanfic ideas canon for the Beforan designs/backstories/names.
Anonymous No.150784002
>>150783971
so? I just wanna see cool character designs
Anonymous No.150784003 >>150784018 >>150784027
>>150783971
just ruining it all over again. Vibri needs to be fucking erased what a mistake this was to the community
Anonymous No.150784018 >>150784023 >>150794858
>>150784003
who the fuck is vibri anyway
Anonymous No.150784023
>>150784018
hussies minor concubine
Anonymous No.150784027
>>150784003
andrew surrounds himself with annoying people and he's the common denominator
Anonymous No.150784071 >>150784089
>>150783971
I don't get what the big deal is, what were people really expecting to get out of the beforan ancestors. You'll look at some pretty drawings, read some blurbs, go 'Huh, okay, neat' and go on with your day. Why is everyone treating this totally inconsequential shit as some beachhead to secure
Anonymous No.150784089 >>150784131
>>150784071
>Why people want to see more about something they like
Good question
Anonymous No.150784110
>>150783971
>beforan vriska is a hon
calling it now
Anonymous No.150784131 >>150784232
>>150784089
And Hussie is drawing the Beforan ancestors, so you're going to see that?
Anonymous No.150784232
>>150784131
Yeah
Beforus was barely explored and we don't have to wade through a million hours in the middle of the story to learn about it this time
Anonymous No.150784278
Anonymous No.150784412 >>150784889
Did (You) neuter/spay your pet?
Anonymous No.150784422 >>150784459 >>150786038
Anonymous No.150784459 >>150784563
>>150784422
Can we kill Ellith
Anonymous No.150784562 >>150784587 >>150786304
As a newgen fan, I always wondered what was /hsg/'s initial reaction to Davekat becoming canon?
Anonymous No.150784563
>>150784459
Shhhh later
Anonymous No.150784587
>>150784562
Nobody was left who cared, honestly
Anonymous No.150784621
>>150781915
seconding this.
didn't even link the last thread... baka
Anonymous No.150784769 >>150784795 >>150784834 >>150785031 >>150785132 >>150788606
I wish there was an edit of Act 6 that cut out all the shit that didn't matter or wasn't interesting.
Anonymous No.150784795
>>150784769
no act 6?
Anonymous No.150784834 >>150784935 >>150786793
>>150784769
Its called skipping all of the Dancestor stuff up to Mini Strife.
Anonymous No.150784889 >>150784966
>>150784412
the sprite^2s were so fucking retarded
Anonymous No.150784935
>>150784834
I stopped reading at Trickster Mode. I think I'm past the Dancestor flashes.
Anonymous No.150784966 >>150785016
>>150784889
>Jasprose is technically neutered.
Anonymous No.150785016 >>150785030
>>150784966
Does that mean Rose is neutered there too?
Anonymous No.150785030 >>150788708
>>150785016
If Jade due to her sprite has a dog dick, then Jasprose has no balls by the same logic, yes.
Anonymous No.150785031 >>150785124
>>150784769
>An act 6 with NOTHIN?
Anonymous No.150785124 >>150786817
>>150785031
I'm asking seriously.
Anonymous No.150785132 >>150785192 >>150785203 >>150786191 >>150786749
>>150784769
How hard would it really be to do Homestuck but without the fat? No nonsense, no dilly dallying, no pointless shit for the sake of fanservice. Maybe editing the order of shit around to unfuck the pace as well. And purge orange man Hussie from the story.
Anonymous No.150785192
>>150785132
Not hard at all. Grab an unofficial offline archive and get to editing.
Anonymous No.150785203
>>150785132
>Homestuck with no nonsense, dilly dallying, or pointless shit
This is how we lose Karkat's past/current/future memo retardation (positive) so I'm good
Anonymous No.150786038
>>150784422
why is there a comma that doesn't look right
Anonymous No.150786114 >>150786122 >>150786166 >>150786198
what is his issue
Anonymous No.150786122
>>150786114
antichrist
Anonymous No.150786166 >>150786753
>>150786114
Joke character
Anonymous No.150786191 >>150786596
>>150785132
>Hey give me a Homestuck!
>Sure!
>And hold the nonsense
>Hold the nonsense?
>And hold the ponitless shit
>Hold the point-?! Hey Jimmy, gimme a Homestuck with NUTHIN'!
Anonymous No.150786198 >>150786255
>>150786114
Lack of female contact for his whole life
Anonymous No.150786255 >>150786283
>>150786198
Well actually, he ONLY had a female contact in his whole life.
Anonymous No.150786283
>>150786255
And it immediately fixed him. Really makes you think doesn't it?
Anonymous No.150786304
>>150784562
Negative, as one would expect. Was overshadowed by everything being crappy at that point.
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/81231818
Anonymous No.150786325 >>150786560
Read beneViolent, its hilarious.
Anonymous No.150786377 >>150786586
I still don't fully get if Trolls have sex or just jerk off into the same bucket.
Anonymous No.150786560 >>150786579
>>150786325
Sorry I'm not attracted to cherubs
Anonymous No.150786579 >>150789349
>>150786560
This is about it being funny, not hot.
Anonymous No.150786585 >>150786838
What did they see?
Anonymous No.150786586 >>150786677 >>150786706 >>150787297
>>150786377
They grind their whatever together over the bucket.
Anonymous No.150786596 >>150786664 >>150786867 >>150790312
>>150786191
Anonymous No.150786664
>>150786596
Fucking perfect. Saving this.
Anonymous No.150786677 >>150786776
>>150786586
So it's frotting?
Anonymous No.150786706
>>150786586
>tentabulge wrestiling
hell yeah
Anonymous No.150786728
>>150781732 (OP)
Does anyone have a gif of the Black Queen's hips from [s] Jack: Ascend?
Anonymous No.150786749
>>150785132
You can just say you dont like homestuck. The shenanigans and stupid conversations are what made the series so popular. You take them out, all you have is kids walking around in cool places, having a few cool looking fights, and then winning the game.
Anonymous No.150786753
>>150786166
>joke character
>literally one of the coolest characters

anons never read the comic
Anonymous No.150786776 >>150787018
>>150786677
Nah, it's not even as crude as that.
We're talking bugs here. The freakier ones might, but the solely-for-purposes-of-procreation crowd might not even be in the same room.
Anonymous No.150786788 >>150787244
nevermind, managed to find a version that wasn't a fucking webp
Anonymous No.150786793
>>150784834
I only read through Act 6 recently so my opinion might be skewed but the dancestor stuff was not even close to the worst part of act 6. In fact they were all new characters so they had the benefit of not shitting up existing characters like so much of Act 6 did
Anonymous No.150786817
>>150785124
To be totally honest, I think it wouldnt cut THAT much. If we arent changing the plot and just cutting boring shit I'd
>reduce the jake romance convos from the beginning down to like 3 pesterlogs
>cut the "jane doesnt believe roxy" plot that act 1 alread skipped over
>cut the dead vriska stuff until ministrife
>You could cut openbound and just leave karkat and terezis conversation, but I'm fine keeping it
>cut the lategame sleeping jade/jane/calliope dreambubble
>cut most of Shes 8ack. This is the most important one. We didnt need all the pages of recapping who fights who, and while the characters needed to catch up, half those dialogues sucked and didnt matter.
That sounds like a ton to cut, but when you consider act 6 is 450k works, I bet it'd only be like 50k of that, maybe 100k tops.
Anonymous No.150786838 >>150786870
>>150786585
Probable Three Years by pancakestein
Anonymous No.150786848 >>150786883 >>150786938 >>150787034 >>150788530
>Join SBURB
>You have to penetrate this (with weapons)
>You don't win by penetrating it with your cock
It's basically the most unfair part of this. How can you just go "hey, buddy, here's your 10/10 amazon woman. No you can't date her, you have to kill her"
Anonymous No.150786867
>>150786596
Fact checked by true alternian patriots
Anonymous No.150786870 >>150786885
>>150786838
I didn't know Dave and Rose got together in that too lmao
Anonymous No.150786883 >>150786910 >>150786939 >>150786961 >>150786962
>>150786848
Just prototype your girlfriend who loves you. EZ
Anonymous No.150786885
>>150786870
I think its just loosely implied if I remember right there is just one cutaway gag to them where they say
>think theyve fucked yet?
>they dont have the balls
Anonymous No.150786910
>>150786883
Haha, yeah, everyone has one of them, r-right...
Whats the, uh, the captcha code for it again?
Anonymous No.150786938 >>150786962
>>150786848
untrue, you just need her ring.
Anonymous No.150786939
>>150786883
Larry grindset
Anonymous No.150786961 >>150787173
>>150786883
>prototype your fleshlight
>Jack kills herself
>You win without even leaving your house
Anonymous No.150786962 >>150786977
>>150786883
I CAN'T PROTOTYPE WHAT DOESN'T EXIST ANON! THIS IS GOING TO BE A NULL SESSION, I NEED TO JUXTAPOSE [MY DICK] && [THE BLACKEST CUNT THIS SIDE OF DERSE] = WIFE!
>>150786938
Shit, dude, you're right. In fact I can swap it for a better, less genocidal, ring after I mating press her through the floor
Anonymous No.150786977 >>150787006
>>150786962
> [THE BLACKEST CUNT THIS SIDE OF DERSE]
Bro just go to Detroit.
Anonymous No.150786982
Anonymous No.150787006 >>150787086
>>150786977
Bro, that's brown, not black. I can't polish a detroit booty and see myself in it before I see myself in it.
Anonymous No.150787018 >>150787253
>>150786776
I'd believe that except for that part about the strength of their bonding powering up their gametes. But then again there's literal psychic stuff so nothing's really out of the question.
Anonymous No.150787034
>>150786848
WeΒ΄re failing this session as manslaves, Genltemen.
Anonymous No.150787086 >>150787979
>>150787006
South Sudan it is then.
Anonymous No.150787173 >>150787195 >>150787294 >>150787378
>>150786961
theoretically if you prototyped an illicit magazine/manga or overly sexual object with a sprite, would it turn the entire session into one giant porn-parody?

also on a side note, dave was right about bec being a devilbeast.
Although he prototyped himself to save jade, he ended up fucking over almost everyone and dooming countless timelines by giving jack greensun powers.
Anonymous No.150787195
>>150787173
Prototyping a sex doll could have interesting consequences.
Anonymous No.150787244
>>150786788
There's a special place in hell for the guy who invented that file format
Anonymous No.150787253
>>150787018
To top it off, even though they're kids they know enough to make dirty jokes about bulges and nooks that do involve actual penetration, so who knows.
Anonymous No.150787294
>>150787173
If the alternative is Jade not getting into the session (which she wouldnt have, the puzzles were increasingly difficult and she had to shoot a pinata blindfolded) than bec still saved her and everyone, since the session wouldve been doomed anyways. I guess not the trolls, they get screwed over by the beta kids success lol
Anonymous No.150787297
>>150786586
Trolls engage in vicious dick fencing to decide whos topping, so you better get to training if you want that trollussy
Anonymous No.150787373 >>150787459 >>150787528 >>150787546 >>150794233
Making DIY horns fucking sucks, why did no one tell me that, I just wasted 23 bucks worth of materials.... I might just Humanstuck or dress as a one of the Alpha kids for Halloween, I'm exhausted
Anonymous No.150787378
>>150787173
I'd need to go through the timeline and find out precisely who gave Rose the code for Guardianship, because I get the impression that's not how that's supposed to work at all (the guardian is supposed to make sure life matures to the point sburb can be played).

It's possible but insane to contemplate but the trolls may very well have made the kids' universe "yesterday" (~1900s or so) and Bec simply wasn't necessary
Anonymous No.150787459 >>150787546
>>150787373
3D print some next time, or carve it from styrofoam like everyone else
Anonymous No.150787528 >>150787548
>>150787373
I should really vacuum my room after getting chinese mystery plastic dust everywhere with my dremel.
Anonymous No.150787546 >>150787571
>>150787373
>>150787459
just make a giant candy corn and glue it directly to your scalp
Anonymous No.150787548 >>150787657
>>150787528
Why dont you just make them out of model magic like a normal person anon?
Anonymous No.150787571
>>150787546
I don't want to become a new Homstuck urban legend
Anonymous No.150787587 >>150787645
>hope players can manifest objects by believing really hard in them
Anonymous No.150787645 >>150787666 >>150787720 >>150788653
>>150787587
Why didnt eridan just hope generate a girlfriend?
Anonymous No.150787657 >>150787669 >>150788063
>>150787548
I did they were just so big I needed to screw them onto a hard headband
Anonymous No.150787666 >>150787720
>>150787645
Why didn't Jake cure his brain damage?
Anonymous No.150787669 >>150787740 >>150787765
>>150787657
hot glue or super glue would be way easier, its not like they need to be THAT sturdy.
Anonymous No.150787720 >>150787849
>>150787645
>>150787666
they didnt have enough hope...
Anonymous No.150787740
>>150787669
i always have a screw drilled into the bottom of the headband just for a strong skeleton support underneath. Then you stab the bottom of the horn into the screw
Anonymous No.150787765 >>150787780
>>150787669
No. My horns were too huge and girthy for that. Glue was too weak.
Anonymous No.150787780 >>150787792
>>150787765
well anon not all of us were gifted with big girthy horns so maybe you should check your fucking privelage
Anonymous No.150787792 >>150787809
>>150787780
sorry Karkat
Anonymous No.150787809 >>150788041
>>150787792
Anonymous No.150787826 >>150787876 >>150787904 >>150788320
How to scare modern Homestuck fans
Anonymous No.150787849 >>150787878
>>150787720
Less hope, more rope, I say.
Anonymous No.150787857 >>150787883 >>150788013
Had a disturbing realization about trolls:

>Majority of first or last names derived from Sanskrit
>Have a rigid caste system
>Inexplicably speak English
>Are often annoying

Are trolls just space pajeets?
Anonymous No.150787876 >>150787896
>>150787826
I'm a simple man, I see roxygen, I say 'peak'.
Anonymous No.150787878
>>150787849
Eridan has a scarf around him already, does that count?
Anonymous No.150787883
>>150787857
I described troll society to one of my friends recently, saying that they have a caste system where the higher classess often kill the lower ones and thats normal, and he asked the exact same question
Anonymous No.150787896 >>150787927 >>150787929 >>150787938 >>150787983
>>150787876
I wish there was a less gay name for it than roxygen.
Anonymous No.150787904 >>150787924
>>150787826
why does john look like a faggot here if he's not a homosexual
Anonymous No.150787924
>>150787904
>he doesnt like pre-homestuck hussnasty style
You'd never survive the trials of wizardy herbert.
Anonymous No.150787927
>>150787896
I wish there was a GAYER name than roxygen
Anonymous No.150787929
>>150787896
>I wish there was a less gay cute little nickname for shipping these two cartoon teenagers
Shipping is already gay
Anonymous No.150787938 >>150787945 >>150787955 >>150790170
>>150787896
MSPA Booru calls JohnRoxy as Breathalyzer. I miss creative ship names like these.
https://mspabooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=breathalyzer
Anonymous No.150787945 >>150787962
>>150787938
Homestuck has so many fucking great ones
>grimdorks
>conheir
>rosemary
Anonymous No.150787955
>>150787938
>breathalizer
clever, still think Con Heir for JohnVris is the best ship name, though
Anonymous No.150787962 >>150787986
>>150787945
Disgusting
Anonymous No.150787979
>>150787086
this, but unironically
Anonymous No.150787983 >>150787999 >>150788364
>>150787896
If it were up to me ship names would never go further than CharacterxCharacter, CharacterCharacter and CharActer. You faggots are too creative with it and it pisses me off having to memorize this shit.
Anonymous No.150787986 >>150788026
>>150787962
you cant stop their heterosexual love anon.
Anonymous No.150787988
I always just called it JohnRoxy
Anonymous No.150787999 >>150795267
>>150787983
yet another reason why jadedave reigns supreme
Anonymous No.150788008 >>150788024 >>150788030 >>150788040
John X any human girl
Karkat X any troll woman

Shrimple ass that
Anonymous No.150788013
>>150787857
DonΒ΄t you fucking hate it when you have problems on Earth C and some fucking troll is what you get for tech support?
Anonymous No.150788024 >>150788108 >>150788570
>>150788008
John X June it is then.
Anonymous No.150788026 >>150788049
>>150787986
You might like this blog, it's basically the main grimdorks blog on modern Tumblr: https://grimme-and-specs.tumblr.com/
Anonymous No.150788030
>>150788008
>John X any human girl
WRONG. John is for troll nook ONLY.
Anonymous No.150788040
>>150788008
Me when I'm nervous and see an opportunity to invest
Anonymous No.150788041 >>150788076 >>150788081
>>150787809
Why is Karkat wearing a turtleneck sweater isnt that a kankri thing
Anonymous No.150788049
>>150788026
good shit anon, thanks for sharing
Anonymous No.150788063 >>150788526
>>150787657
Just be careful with screwing them on, model magic cracks pretty easily.

If all else fails theres gotta be like, a 3D printing service you can order from. Would be easiest.
Anonymous No.150788076
>>150788041
It was a popular headcanon that Karkat wore a turtleneck since way back, Im pretty sure thats what inspired kankri's sweater in the first place. I always thought it was intended to just be a long sleeve shirt but I think it got confirmed later that it was a sweater.
Anonymous No.150788081
>>150788041
The Kankri thing was a reference to fan depictions of Karkat wearing a turtleneck.
Anonymous No.150788108
>>150788024
Strange that we have not been to exposed to John x June propaganda
Anonymous No.150788185
>>150783887
>>150782060
I only now just realized that, and I'm immeasurably happy that my desire for her to break has come true
Anonymous No.150788250 >>150788316
I hope the undead viking turns out to be actually a chill guy.
Who knew they buried vikings in texas....
Anonymous No.150788316
>>150788250
to be fair there are a shitload of scandinavian immigrants in the midwest
It would not shock me in the least if this dude is just larping as a viking but a legit pagan
Anonymous No.150788320 >>150788359
>>150787826
>A woman and a trans woman
>Heterosexual
lol
lmao
Nice lesbian ship loser.
Anonymous No.150788355 >>150790571
Anyway, if y'all are looking for a fun slice-of-live AU fanventure, I found one called "Suburb," in which the four beta kids and twelve crash-landed trolls attend a high school. It's modeled after 2000s-era high school comedies and is surprisingly compelling.

It's posted on tumblr and has an MSPFA mirror:

https://www.tumblr.com/caxsia
https://mspfa.com/?s=64564
Anonymous No.150788359 >>150788409 >>150788487
>>150788320
A trans man and a trans woman actually
Though Roxygen was always the most bland and flavorless str8 Homestuck ship, especially back in 2016 when all the Johnvris haters who liked Vrisrezi were upholding it as some sort ot "non-toxic heterosexuality" preferrable alternative
Anonymous No.150788364 >>150788432
>>150787983
>no i do not want creativity or the ability to hide my powerlevel around non-fans
You are the reason fandoms suck now
Anonymous No.150788409
>>150788359
>trans man and trans woman
Dammit then it IS hetslop.
Lame.
Anonymous No.150788432
>>150788364
>hiding your powerlevel
>instead of wearing handmade tasteful accessories that relate to your favorite ships
Weak.
Anonymous No.150788487
>>150788359
The Vrisrezi, Davekat and Johnroxy shills were so fucking annoying. Can't believe it was a decade ago
Anonymous No.150788526
>>150788063
I tried 3d printing but it was my first time and printing takes forever with large objects
Anonymous No.150788530 >>150788563 >>150788599
>>150786848
Come to think of it, is it theoretically possible for a group of speedrunners to win a standard game of Sburb without ever entering Skaia or fighting the black king?
>Void sessions have no forge, which appears to be a necessary step for the ultimate alchemy, so you cannot prevent the reckoning.
>Quest Beds teleport you into Skaia when used, but Sacrificial Slabs do not and thus can be used for god tier.
>Ectobiology labs primarily exist in the Veil and the Space player will have a planet of frogs, so frog breeding never necessitates going to the battleground.
>The victory platform exists just outside of Skaia, so it can be entered without failing the challenge.
Is there anything I'm missing or would it be possible to beat the game while ignoring the entire latter half of the game?
Anonymous No.150788563 >>150788577 >>150788647 >>150788750
>>150788530
You need the Reckoning to happen because its what seeds the planet with a frog temple at the very least.
Anonymous No.150788570
>>150788024
Anonymous No.150788577 >>150788750
>>150788563
And i forgot, but you also need to then END the Reckoning again by taking out the Black King, because its needed for Skaia to not get wrecked, and Skaia is where the frogs meant to go.
Anonymous No.150788599 >>150788766
>>150788530
>Quest Beds teleport you into Skaia when used
Dont they just bring your consciousness to your dreamself (ignoring the star trek teleporter conundrum Terezi Remember brings up), which usually makes it to the battlefield by the time you go god tier? So if youre speedrunning the game you may just be god tier on prospit or derse.
Anonymous No.150788606
>>150784769
HEY JIMMY!
Anonymous No.150788647 >>150788678
>>150788563
Yeah it's basically a time paradox thing. If the reckoning never happened, the players would not be in a session, because the reckoning didn't happen.

That is why the white king's forces are always destined to lose the battle, because technically they ALREADY LOST or you (the players) would not be in the medium playing Sburb right now because the reckoning wouldn't have happened.

Fucking timeloops man.
Anonymous No.150788653
>>150787645
too gay, perhaps
Anonymous No.150788678 >>150788734 >>150788794 >>150789385 >>150790188
>>150788647
In the truth the game is playing everyone, not that everyone is playing the game.

Causality will fuck you sideways no matter what and multi session clusterfucks might actually be a feature, not a exception for all we know.
Anonymous No.150788698 >>150788713 >>150788746
Anonymous No.150788708 >>150788731
>>150785030
I have a question about Jade's dog dick.
Does she ONLY have the dog dick? Or does she have her original vagina too?
Like did she become a hermaphrodite? Or did the dog dick replace her existing genitals?
Anonymous No.150788713
>>150788698
>inb4 Hussie's secret reddit account
Anonymous No.150788731 >>150788774 >>150788882 >>150794749
>>150788708
Pretty sure the epilogues say that she couldnt have kids naturally with dave, but that may just be because her dreamself was stuffed, so she could still have a vagina, but probably no ovaries or uterus.
Anonymous No.150788734 >>150788780 >>150789385
>>150788678
Yeah I've seen people speculate that there is no such thing as a 'normal' game of Sburb before. It seems to be a pretty popular fan theory that every sburb session will inevitably become a cluster fuck that inevitably does EVENTUALLY result in the birth of a new universe and it's more just a question of how much bullshit and how many sessions are involved each time.
Anonymous No.150788746 >>150788776
>>150788698
Pretty sure Hussie killed Boople cuz she been MIA for a long time now
Anonymous No.150788750
>>150788563
>>150788577
To my knowledge the only absolutely necessary thing in the frog temple is the source code for the game itself, and that could be brought to you along with knowledge of what to do by the winners from the previous universe. Is there anything else that would make it impossible to breed the genesis frog before the reckoning has time to happen?
Anonymous No.150788766
>>150788599
Its honestly hard to say because literally only Vriska/John God Tier through that way, and then we only see Johns full ascension. But John during the [S] also has a counterpart Quest Bed for his dreamself that has me almost believe that you kinda need both selfs on the beds for it to 100% work?
Anonymous No.150788774 >>150788816
>>150788731
Oh yeah fuck I forgot the taxidermy thing.
Still Jade's case raises questions about how the whole 'fusing with your sprite when you god-tier' thing actually works.
Like how much of the resulting body is the original flesh body you had before and how much comes from the sprite?

Or is it different depending on the specific nature of the sprite you're fusing with? I don't remember if this was ever actually explained anywhere.
Lovecraft’s cat No.150788776
>>150788746
No way to treat cutes
Anonymous No.150788780 >>150788836
>>150788734
Sburb seems to be a metaphor for puberty/sexual maturity since the literal end goal is to create and populate a new universe
Anonymous No.150788794 >>150788803 >>150788874
>>150788678
The fact that they're all linked by Paradox Space suggests that the sessions themselves are contained within a separate but much larger session, sburb itself probably
We don't see what happens to the other human sessions though, Rose says none of them succeeded in entering the game before the reckoning killed them
Anonymous No.150788799
Anonymous No.150788803
>>150788794
Rose is full of shit because we know Fedorafreak got into the medium.
Anonymous No.150788816
>>150788774
I think it was always intended to be more vague in terms of sprite rules and God Tier Jade was meant to be a normal furry girl, hussie included the implied dog dick in the epilogues as a one-off joke to be ignored after that, but then he got the idea for Yiffy which made it permanently part of the post canon. I have a personal theory that yiffy was a late addition and the original plan was for original Vriska to be the fourth omega kid, but thats beside the point.
Anonymous No.150788836 >>150794930
>>150788780
I guess you could view it that way. Though it could also be a metaphor for a bunch of other things (like for example, it could be viewed as a metaphor for the creative process of writing a story, you're trying to create a universe and each 'session' is a draft you wrote up, then discarded while bringing some elements over to the next one).

Has Hussie ever given a statement on whether Sburb was a metaphor for anything? Or is this all just blind speculation?
Anonymous No.150788840 >>150788868 >>150788975 >>150789066 >>150789082 >>150789162 >>150789395 >>150790147
Anyone made any fansatyrs/fannymphs yet
Anonymous No.150788841 >>150788865 >>150788874
Is the Sylladex a part of sburb in some way or is it just some unrelated weird bullshit
Anonymous No.150788865
>>150788841
Lord English added it to the post scratch troll universe to torture them, and in extension, everyone else that came after too.
Anonymous No.150788868
>>150788840
wait a second
Anonymous No.150788874 >>150788904
>>150788794
>Rose says none of them succeeded in entering the game before the reckoning killed them
she was saying that theoretically, she didnt know for sure, just that the other people writing gamefaqs all seemed to fail. Other sessions could have made it to their own skaia and made their own universe, though I dont know the implications for that in terms of the exiles and post-reckoning earth.
>>150788841
sylladexes seem to have existed for at least a while before sburb, though I guess they could have been produced by skaianet in preparation for sburb.
Anonymous No.150788882
>>150788731
Technically having both a male and female reproductive system would cause one of those systems to become infertile even without any other form of intervention because Testosterone and Estrogen suppress each other with the deciding factor regarding what is suppressed being about what hormone is more prevalent.

So she could have both male and female reproductive systems but her testosterone from her dog balls suppressed her estrogen levels, rendering her female reproductive system infertile.
Anonymous No.150788904 >>150788929
>>150788874
Sylladexes also existed for the trolls though and the only ones throughout the story we see NOT having them are Carapacians who come from the Medium.
Anonymous No.150788906
The fact is he just didn't want Dave having kids, and needed an excuse.
Anonymous No.150788929 >>150788995 >>150788997
>>150788904
If you consider the skaianet system files canon, most skaianet tech was alternia tech being repurposed and sold to humans through Grandpa Harley from the Condense, so they could have come from there.
Anonymous No.150788960 >>150788991 >>150789144
Anonymous No.150788975
>>150788840
Do you think Hussie knows
Anonymous No.150788991 >>150789062
>>150788960
>phone pop-up jade giving you a blowjob
Uoh...
Anonymous No.150788995 >>150790280
>>150788929
Still means that it likely wasnΒ΄t related to Skaia however, as with the trolls only Sollux/Aradia had access to the frog temple codes, and im fairly sure Sollux didnΒ΄t create the Sylladexes, let alone that Condy snatched the code from him.

I think they also have them in Hiveswap if that counts for anything?
Anonymous No.150788997 >>150790280
>>150788929
~ATH is a mystery though
I can't remember where it's actually from
Anonymous No.150789062
>>150788991
>pilot jade's breathy little laugh as you fuck her
>the way it starts getting higher and higher before she's whining for you to finish inside already, she wants a baby right NOW
Anonymous No.150789066 >>150789139
>>150788840
Sonas are the closest I've found.
https://x.com/fuzzbuttfreak/status/1976067821676400989?t=b1b6-31OuJL5LjaClg9iiA&s=19
Anonymous No.150789082 >>150789117
>>150788840
>hey that hair looks familia-
Anonymous No.150789096
Isn't there a satyrs base?
Anonymous No.150789101 >>150789109
This was my favorite moment in the entire comic even though I like Nepeta as an individual. Catgirlfags obsessed with "cute" shit and Katnep self-insert shipper bitches BTFO.
Anonymous No.150789109 >>150789135
>>150789101
>I am experiencing acute cute aggression
Anonymous No.150789117 >>150789144
>>150789082
Anonymous No.150789135 >>150789261
>>150789109
Nah cute aggression is wanting to pet something super hard or squeeze a baby's cheeks, I feel aggression aggression at catgirlfag men and self-insert shipper women
Anonymous No.150789139 >>150789185 >>150789234
>>150789066
You know this makes me think how you only ever see humans or trolls in fan adventures. Desynced is the exception having dragon people I think? But even then, you dont see the Cherubs either too often. Will the Satyrs and Nymphs fall to the same fate?
Anonymous No.150789144
>>150788960
>>150789117
I don't want the pilot to succeed for a Homestuck adaptation, I want the pilot to succeed for more of this Jade.
Anonymous No.150789162 >>150789184
>>150788840
Classpect them
Anonymous No.150789184 >>150789264
>>150789162
Sleeve of dick
Sock of cock
Flesh of light
Anonymous No.150789185 >>150789214
>>150789139
Theres some in Sburb: Refresh (TheyΒ΄re shit), some aliens in Nightfall (TheyΒ΄re just weird ninja people and two of them are just Prince Zuko/Toga Himiko) and Conjoined Session has those Elves (TheyΒ΄re odd but okay, i guess).
Anonymous No.150789214 >>150789231
>>150789185
Well fuck me guess im not as well read as I thought
Anonymous No.150789231
>>150789214
Its still very little OC races ever involved, Cherubs are kinda hardcarried by beneViolence being all about them though.
Anonymous No.150789234
>>150789139
Depends on how close you are going to stick to "canon". If humans exist, so do the trolls, they're kind of a package deal for obvious reasons. Same with the cherubs, but people really didn't care for those.

If you're flying off the handle of course all bets are off.
Anonymous No.150789261 >>150789365 >>150789370
>>150789135
That is not what cute aggression means at all, here read picrel
Anonymous No.150789264 >>150789282 >>150789301
>>150789184
They're ten
Anonymous No.150789278 >>150789306 >>150789314 >>150789320 >>150789639 >>150790295
Homestuck but its played by a bunch of Saiyans before Freeza destroys their planet
Anonymous No.150789282
>>150789264
OUTTA TEN! OH! BABABOOIE!
Anonymous No.150789301
>>150789264
That never stopped a satyr
Anonymous No.150789306
>>150789278
I'd read that fanventure
Anonymous No.150789314 >>150789396
>>150789278
>The fight against the black king takes a literal season to finish
Anonymous No.150789320
>>150789278
Alternia would be very different if all the trolls could throw around ki blasts and make special moves
Anonymous No.150789349 >>150789360 >>150789363 >>150789412 >>150790258
>>150786579
What if I am attracted to Cherubs?
Anonymous No.150789360
>>150789349
Then you get lots of cherubs in it either way. One of them being a Catholic girl with a big titty humansona.
Anonymous No.150789363 >>150789376
>>150789349
then you have bad taste
Anonymous No.150789365 >>150789443
>>150789261
That's not what cute aggression means at all, that's just some schizo's pet theory. Cuteness protects babies, puppies, kittens etc. What this anon seems to be pointing at is actual aggression toward uncanny bug-eyed anime characters, which can't be explained by evolution and probably means those people don't find those characters "cute" in the first place
Anonymous No.150789370 >>150789443
>>150789261
picrel is a weeaboo neckbeard coping for being called obnoxious one too many times.
also I'm not the original reply gamzeefag who's being edgy, I have no issue with things being cute or cutesy stuff.
I have an issue when insufferable pricks who use cute things to deflect from them being insufferable pricks.
BPD hello kitty girls, and narcissistic Lolicons, are prime examples.
Anonymous No.150789376 >>150789412
>>150789363
He does have a point.
Anonymous No.150789385
>>150788678
>>150788734
>game about impregnating a planet
>Every session gets fucked
Makes sens.
Anonymous No.150789395
>>150788840
They would fucking play sburb, little fuckers...
Anonymous No.150789396 >>150789409
>>150789314
>the season has eight subseasons and three intermissions.
Anonymous No.150789409
>>150789396
No anon, that would be a Shingeki no Kyojin Session.
Anonymous No.150789412 >>150789437
>>150789349
>>150789376
I really want another female cherub to show up just so Calliope can get mogged just to see her reaction.
Also because having other cherubs in the story not related to sburb with no skin in the game would be an interesting wild-card.
Anonymous No.150789437
>>150789412
Well, we know their Mom/Dad are flying around somewhere in the universe because centuries down the line they have to ultimately put Calliope/Caliborns egg onto Earth C.
Anonymous No.150789443
>>150789365
Also I already specified but seems you ignored it, but I don't feel aggressive towards the character Nepeta at all. I actually think she's cute. It's the reaction from all the faggots that are/were invested in her I loved.
>>150789370
Exactly, it's the types of definitely not-cute people that attach themselves to seemingly cute shit that bugs me.
Anonymous No.150789473 >>150789483 >>150789491 >>150789493 >>150789496 >>150789606 >>150789625 >>150789708 >>150790315
A completely normal version of Homestuck except he's there as a troll.
Anonymous No.150789483
>>150789473
Brolee...
Anonymous No.150789491
>>150789473
>Murderstuck is now Brooly rampaging because he remembers the cries of other grubs when they were still in the cave
Anonymous No.150789493
>>150789473
Only Sooper Saiyan can defeat him
Anonymous No.150789496
>>150789473
so this is the power of the legendary limebloods...
Anonymous No.150789606
>>150789473
Honestly that'd just be Equius and Gamzee mixed together.
Anonymous No.150789625
>>150789473
This but he replaces Gamzee.

Absolutely nothign changes.
Anonymous No.150789639
>>150789278
Homestuck would make a baller shounen.
Anonymous No.150789668 >>150789709 >>150789745 >>150789815
Which of the two do you pick, anon?
Anonymous No.150789708 >>150789811
>>150789473
>Half of Collide is just Lord English ignoring the entire ghost army to fight the biggest other beefcake there is.
>Its also why they had to wipe out the Limebloods.
>Brolee Saiyan
>His Beforan counterparts DBS Broly.
Anonymous No.150789709 >>150789726
>>150789668
Who are they? I don't really pay attention to fan-characters.
Anonymous No.150789721 >>150789737 >>150789739 >>150789761
QUICK WHAT WOULD BROLY'S HORNS LOOK LIKE?
Anonymous No.150789726
>>150789709
They're from Prisounebound. It's bretty guud.
Anonymous No.150789737
>>150789721
Like his hair
Anonymous No.150789739 >>150789761
>>150789721
Normal devil horns. Like comically fake-looking.
Anonymous No.150789745 >>150789758
>>150789668
Starting to believe the reason Korpus flipped on Renity involved a pair of handcuffs
Anonymous No.150789758 >>150789773
>>150789745
That bitch is into the Troll equivalent of Twilight and 50 shades of gray, Renity is 100% a pillow princess.
Anonymous No.150789761 >>150789827
>>150789721
>>150789739
Tim Currys from Legend.
Anonymous No.150789773 >>150789786 >>150789810 >>150789821
>>150789758
>50 shades of gray
What would be the troll equivalent? 50 shades of blood?
Anonymous No.150789786 >>150789810
>>150789773
Its still 50 shades of grey, just more literal.
Anonymous No.150789799 >>150789831 >>150789848 >>150795575
More alien-based homestuck game ideas
>sburb played on the citadel from mass effect and every player is a different race
>a star trek federation ship gets pulled into an sburb game after being sent a copy of game shortly after arriving at a planet
>WH40k hive world sburb game

Oh man some of this shit writes itself
Anonymous No.150789810 >>150789814
>>150789773
>>150789786
50 shades of caucasian
Anonymous No.150789811 >>150789900
>>150789708
shit, now i want to do a proper Brolee edit...
Anonymous No.150789814
>>150789810
Peachy*
Anonymous No.150789815
>>150789668
From this image, we cn deduce that Ellith is as flat as a board.
Anonymous No.150789821
>>150789773
the book was literally titles "50 Shades of Troll Gray"
Anonymous No.150789827
>>150789761
kek
Anonymous No.150789831 >>150789846 >>150795575
>>150789799
Alternatively:

WH40K Sburb session but every player is from a different race so they have to find ways to not kill each other. The Dark Eldar betrays everyone obviously.
Anonymous No.150789846
>>150789831
Deldar Vriska
Anonymous No.150789848 >>150789881
>>150789799
Star Trek one would be the Enterprise encountering a world currently undergoing the shenanigans of a session beginning.
Anonymous No.150789871 >>150789879 >>150790037
Since moonrunes made it canon that Ellith likes Boxcar racer, I made this shitty thingy
I don't draw.
Anonymous No.150789879 >>150789949
>>150789871
kino
Anonymous No.150789881 >>150789910
>>150789848
>Riker seduces grey Troll women: the episode
MAKE IT SO
Anonymous No.150789895 >>150790046
this thread sucks
Anonymous No.150789900 >>150789969
>>150789811
Thats the magic of shitty edits done via paint, giving someone better at it a idea.
Anonymous No.150789910 >>150789979
>>150789881
>Riker brings a Fuchsia troll woman onto the Enterpreise
>"Data, can you hand me a pair of buckets, please?"
Anonymous No.150789949
>>150789879
thx
Anonymous No.150789969
>>150789900
>someone better
fool
Anonymous No.150789979 >>150789999
>>150789910
>Vriska gulped
>Kanaya shuddered
>Terezi shook
>Nepeta quivered
"Yes commander Riker" they all said in unison
Anonymous No.150789999 >>150790011
>>150789979
>Feferi and Aradia: Forgotten.
Anonymous No.150790011 >>150790023 >>150790059
>>150789999
aradia is busy fucking sollux and feferi is too busy dealing with picard's bullshit
Anonymous No.150790023 >>150790071
>>150790011
>Crusher bangs someone's sprite
>Somehow
Anonymous No.150790037
>>150789871
Real
Anonymous No.150790046 >>150790076
>>150789895
Was it the satyr CMC that did it in for you
Anonymous No.150790059 >>150790092
>>150790011
>Worf hanging out with Equius learning to love lusus milk
Anonymous No.150790066
>>150781732 (OP)
this is a way better title for these threads
Anonymous No.150790071
>>150790023
>Captain during my medical examination of the sprites I have determined that they are... highly potent creatures despite having little to no corporeal form.
Anonymous No.150790076
>>150790046
No that was cute.
Anonymous No.150790077
Brolee's hair should be all horns instead of hair
Anonymous No.150790092
>>150790059
>[S] Equius, consume the Klingon Bloodwine
Anonymous No.150790113 >>150790150 >>150790276 >>150790759
Read Space Days
Anonymous No.150790144 >>150790155 >>150790169 >>150790539
New shilling target:

Read Conjoined Session
Anonymous No.150790147
>>150788840
The Homestuck style really is good for portraying a character as a little critter, honestly.
Anonymous No.150790150
>>150790113
next time Moonrunes does a request stream I'm asking him to draw Cody's mom fingerblasting her daughter normal again
Anonymous No.150790155 >>150790183 >>150790271
>>150790144
Already up to date. NEXT.
Anonymous No.150790169
>>150790144
Dude fuck this comic not sexual style
Anonymous No.150790170
>>150787938
booru calls this clockwork orange which I find pretty neat
Anonymous No.150790183 >>150790217 >>150790265
>>150790155
Read fucking uhhhh Autopraxis?
Anonymous No.150790188
>>150788678
I love how Blood is the only one with serious statment.
It isn't a joke or a cruelty, just a tragic word
Anonymous No.150790217
>>150790183
Started that one already, looks promising but i keep stopping due to other stuff.
Anonymous No.150790258 >>150790272 >>150790596
>>150789349
Your fair maiden
Anonymous No.150790265 >>150790300 >>150790429 >>150790778
>>150790183
impossible mode: find a fan adventure that isn't totally gay
Anonymous No.150790271
>>150790155
Discuss Conjoined Session then.

For instance: would you watch troll dragon Ball with the indigo?
Anonymous No.150790272 >>150790287 >>150790306
>>150790258
>Sister
Aren't Cherub siblings always opposite gender?
Anonymous No.150790276 >>150790302 >>150790651
>>150790113
No, I don't feel like reading someone's comic that's doubling as a therapy session where they draw themself beating up the people that were mean to them.
Anonymous No.150790280
>>150788995
Was the Condense ever implied to be aware of the game pre-LE servitude? I guess not or else she wouldve had a plan in place to prevent the vast glub, otherwise she could have disseminated the software to prepare them. Scratch couldve done it though. Joey totally couldve got it from her dad if Skaianet made them.
>>150788997
I always just assumed Doc Scratch produced it
Anonymous No.150790287 >>150790306
>>150790272
Fanventure liberties
There's a pairing of brothers as well

Though they still have the weird aspect duality to them
Anonymous No.150790295
>>150789278
Saiyans would fucking suck at the game so it would be hilarious. They would stomp any imps in fights but they'd try and brute force their way through sburb mechanics so it would totally screw them over
Anonymous No.150790299 >>150790375 >>150794534
Remember to always trigger autistic Nepetafurries by posting Nepgore
Anonymous No.150790300 >>150790312 >>150790429
>>150790265
GIVE ME A FANVENTURE WITH NOTHIN'
Anonymous No.150790302
>>150790276
Naw, the trans dude is the one the gets beat, not the other way around
Anonymous No.150790306
>>150790272
>>150790287
Its really just what they call themself because you know, Cherubs dont really have any distinctive gender traits being the same body and all. In those cases one just decided theyre a guy or girl.
Anonymous No.150790312
>>150790300
See >>150786596
Anonymous No.150790315
>>150789473
>screams so loud he survives the vast glub, leaving him the only living adult troll outside the condense
could be kino
Anonymous No.150790325 >>150790354 >>150790378 >>150790395 >>150790397 >>150790422 >>150793646
Dipped my toes into the Latino side of the Homestuck and it's just straight schizo posting
Anonymous No.150790354 >>150790380 >>150790397
>>150790325
dave would love these shitty latam esl memes
Anonymous No.150790373
I had a Cherub idea where the sides get along well despite their opposite personality. Sharing the same body and be interested in balancing things.
Anonymous No.150790375 >>150790417
>>150790299
>Nepeta put up a good fight
real Nepeta fans know that she was probably just crying the whole time begging him to stop
Anonymous No.150790378
>>150790325
what are they cooking
Anonymous No.150790380 >>150790390
>>150790354
100%, I'm just browsing this crap and some are kinda funny to me
Anonymous No.150790390 >>150790404
>>150790380
there's just something really hilarious about how crusty and outdated some of there are
got a link?
Anonymous No.150790395
>>150790325
this roughly translates to "now who will wash the dishes?
Anonymous No.150790397
>>150790325
Curi homestuck is schizoposting, yes

>>150790354
They have a whole genre of memes based around shittily drawing characters on top of other images, so yes, he would love them
Anonymous No.150790404 >>150790409
>>150790390
https://x.com/curihomestuck
Gem twitter
Anonymous No.150790409
>>150790404
sick thx
Anonymous No.150790417 >>150790647 >>150792063
>>150790375
That's what I'm saying. She just weakly raised her hand to ask him to stop. She was in shock, she didn't want to kill her friend, and could hardly believe he killed her best friend. How do you claim to like a character and ignore her personality then only value her for being "cute furry catgirl badass" instead of just being a genuinely sweet person who tagged along to protect her friend. It's why among other reasons AUs where Equius and Nepeta (or Karkat and Terezi) band together to kill Gamzee bother me too. I dislike badass revenge fantasies when they turn kind and empathetic characters who were killed into sadists who enjoy killing.
Anonymous No.150790422
>>150790325
it's weird to me when i look at one of these and just read it automatically, given that it's been so many years since i studied any Spanish and i never use it in daily life at all
Anonymous No.150790429
>>150790265
>>150790300
Ironically every relationship in Prisounebound so far has been heterosexual despite being primarily Troll-focused.
Anonymous No.150790539 >>150790650
>>150790144
premise?
Anonymous No.150790571
>>150788355
just started this and its cute but it really bothers me that its 2009 and John says next year is the start of a new century.
Anonymous No.150790596 >>150790608 >>150790633
>>150790258
why are the cherubs white
Anonymous No.150790608 >>150791021
>>150790596
That particular sets a Albino, the others are more typical.
Anonymous No.150790609 >>150790819 >>150790861
>Find old laptop.
>10K pictures from 2011 to 2017.
>3.5K are Homestuck related.
>Tried to move them to a SD card so I can move them to my new laptop.
>Can only 1.1K can be saved. Because the rest are corrupted.
God. Damnit.
Anonymous No.150790633
>>150790596
Oh my God, you can't just ask someone why they're white.
Anonymous No.150790647 >>150790680
>>150790417
there is a nonzero and in fact rather high chance that Nepeta was weeping desperate apologies at GAMZEE while begging him to stop beating her to death.

she was never a badass. Equius was absolutely right to forbid her joining the Flarp sessions, she'd have been dead before the story even started.
Anonymous No.150790650
>>150790539
Two small doomed sessions, troll and human, get conjoined by an alien who's job is normally to surveil them
Anonymous No.150790651
>>150790276
all media is that to some extent
Anonymous No.150790680 >>150790810
>>150790647
>she was never a badass.
Badass might be a stretch, but she was a troll-Bear Grills type survivalist who lived in a cave and killed wild animals, thats pretty impressive. Outside of Vriska I think she couldve beat any of the flarpers in a one on one fight.
Anonymous No.150790759
>>150790113
He should be drawn giving his hot as fuck trailer trash mom the strap.
Anonymous No.150790776 >>150790793
I do not read anything made by an argentinian
Anonymous No.150790778
>>150790265
>Hold the gay!?
Anonymous No.150790793
>>150790776
More black people?!
Anonymous No.150790810 >>150791294 >>150791754 >>150792042
>>150790680
>troll-Bear Grills type survivalist
buddy i think she was just homeless and subsisting off whatever the Alternian ecological equivalent to rodents is... like a cat would.

people act like she was out there slaying large predators to eat or something, but i don't think that's ever even implied.
Anonymous No.150790819 >>150791131
>>150790609
And you're not going to share your unearthed old world kino with the rest of us?
Anonymous No.150790861 >>150791131
>>150790609
if they're accessible on the laptop itself there's a good chance they're recoverable if you're willing to pay for that (or try to recover files from a likely dying hard drive yourself). not sure what the rates for that are these days, though.
Anonymous No.150791021 >>150791032
>>150790608
Behold the GAYEST cherub alive
Anonymous No.150791032
>>150791021
And he couldnΒ΄t be more proud of it.
Anonymous No.150791099 >>150791151 >>150791259 >>150791293 >>150791467 >>150791490 >>150791535 >>150793648
BEHOLD
Anonymous No.150791131
>>150790819
I'm going through the thousand that I do have to make sure they're not corrupted, but each one has a variation of artefacting. From a few lines to the whole thing looking like it was straight out of a shitty .exe spookypasta. Its gay.
>>150790861
I'm gonna take it to a friend and see what he can do. This laptop was shut off in 2018 and kept on its side until yesterday.
Anonymous No.150791151
>>150791099
>NAH, IΒ΄D WIN
Anonymous No.150791259
>>150791099
MY SKIN IS GRAAAAAAYYY
Anonymous No.150791293
>>150791099
>:33 mid tier terezi owns
Anonymous No.150791294
>>150790810
>people act like she was out there slaying large predators to eat or something, but i don't think that's ever even implied.
I think that was pretty heavily implied. She has to feed a cat bigger than her, and she clearly models herself after it. Pounce isnt a housecat, shes closer to a bobcat. Plus her introduction literally says anything on alternia views everything else as prey.
Anonymous No.150791330 >>150791346
Anonymous No.150791346 >>150791376
>>150791330
The towers was just your usual monday case of a bunch of Purplebloods hijacking a few planes to crash them into Rusty population centres.
Anonymous No.150791376 >>150791394
>>150791346
That wouldn't even make it to the front page of troll reddit
Anonymous No.150791394
>>150791376
It was a slow day down in New Troll York.
Anonymous No.150791467
>>150791099
>Brolee Saiyan recreating Murderstuck
Anonymous No.150791490
>>150791099
>me politely refusing the subjugglators suggestion for my termination
Anonymous No.150791535 >>150791566 >>150791694
>>150791099
>his hair is just a bunch of horns like a porcupine
lmao
Anonymous No.150791566
>>150791535
Thats what makes him legendary.
Anonymous No.150791694 >>150791747
>>150791535
I always expected to see at least one fantroll like that. Probably get executed as a mutant but still
Anonymous No.150791747
>>150791694
Close enough.
Anonymous No.150791754 >>150792005 >>150792402
>>150790810
It's implied where her intro says GREAT BEASTS and has outlines of animal carcasses bigger than her littering the floor. Although, I think the joke there in hindsight is that FLARPing is just that dangerous.
Anonymous No.150791763 >>150791915
Brolee would be a Lord of Rage.
Anonymous No.150791838
>average convention in 2012 if brolee was actually a part of homestuck
Anonymous No.150791915 >>150792018
>>150791763
They all Lords or Muses in DBZ, Goku 100% a Lord of Hope
Anonymous No.150792005
>>150791754
I didn't mean to imply that Nepeta wasn't adept at hunting big animals, just that she was sweet and wouldn't have been suited for FLARPing or killing one of the other trolls.
Anonymous No.150792018
>>150791915
Holy shit the spirit bomb is just a more controlled version of the hopesplosion
Anonymous No.150792042 >>150792063
>>150790810
>I didn't mean to imply that Nepeta wasn't adept at hunting big animals
arent you the anon from above who said
>buddy i think she was just homeless and subsisting off whatever the Alternian ecological equivalent to rodents is... like a cat would.
>people act like she was out there slaying large predators to eat or something
Either I'm getting two anons confused or you need to get your story straight lol
Anonymous No.150792063 >>150792085
>>150792042
No, I'm >>150790417
Anonymous No.150792085
>>150792063
Oh, fair enough then. Your points are all solid, that other guy is a dumbass though.
Anonymous No.150792277 >>150792359
>Not cool Lord English.
>Don't do that again.
Anonymous No.150792289 >>150792319 >>150792339 >>150792390 >>150792569 >>150792609 >>150792672 >>150793358
Guys, I went to a con dressed as Equius tonight. I saw a Terezi and a Sollux cosplayer, the Terezi was like "oh let's get a picture!" but the Sollux didn't want to. So he took the pic with her phone bc mine was dead. We looked at it and she said "Ugh I look fat." I said "pfft, no you don't I look fat" and she said "What?! No you look... I mean... uh WE look cute!" and right in front of her boyfriend she asked for my discord so she could send it to me. Utterly mogged the Sollux. Goddamn it was such a confidence boost
Anonymous No.150792319 >>150792609 >>150792769
>>150792289
strongest sollux fan vs weakest equius enjoyer
Anonymous No.150792339 >>150792769
>>150792289
I see that the Sollux cosplay was staying true to canon
Anonymous No.150792359 >>150792377 >>150792387 >>150792516 >>150794239
>>150792277
As somebody who doesn't know shit about the dragon ball franchise, can some explain who the fuck is Brolee?
Anonymous No.150792377
>>150792359
broly is a cool big strong guy from the movies, he was also incredibly lame at the same time
Anonymous No.150792387
>>150792359
You know how Goku is the LEGENDARY SUPER SAIYAN and has like 15 hairs and power? Broly is like Mega Goku. His hair is green and more legendary and his power is literally endless.
Anonymous No.150792390 >>150792769
>>150792289
POV: You are witnessing a chad getting some Terezi pussy
Anonymous No.150792402
>>150791754
Personally I always thought "GREAT BEASTS" was a joke and we'd find out she'd actually been hunting beetles the whole time or something, but the story doesn't spend enough time exploring her life and backstory to make the joke either way.
Anonymous No.150792467 >>150792550
I still like Decompressed, even if it's more /v/ than /co/. Maybe one day Author will return to us.
Anonymous No.150792516 >>150792659
>>150792359
He's a villain from one of the DBZ movies, the whole movie after the half-way mark is him non-stop brutalizing everyone. He's so fucking cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijSryky2rtY
Anonymous No.150792550 >>150792886
>>150792467
>Those outfits
>Those doors
>My flashback to the Russian server with a HoS Vriska chewing me out for being American and locking me in the brig for "being western and gay"
Anonymous No.150792569 >>150792769
>>150792289
Meanwhile I saw 0 trolls. You won.
Anonymous No.150792609
>>150792289
>>150792319
Anonymous No.150792659 >>150792702 >>150792819
>>150792516
Jesus, how did they even beat this guy, he looks and sounds like LE with Caliborn's personality still intact
Anonymous No.150792672
>>150792289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZEfN5z8Mlg
Anonymous No.150792702 >>150792772 >>150792864 >>150793264 >>150794202
>>150792659
they didn't, not really, first time he was beaten by pure bullshit
second time he was thrown into the sun
third time was a clone and it didn't count
fourth time was the remixed new Broly who fucks and he was almost killed by a fusion but was wished away at the last second by his hot green wife.
Anonymous No.150792769 >>150792798 >>150792888 >>150792913 >>150792950 >>150792970 >>150792977 >>150793003 >>150793604 >>150793822 >>150793881 >>150794085 >>150794214 >>150794885
>>150792319
>>150792339
>>150792390
>>150792569
She sent the pic. My girlfriend should have cosplayed Nepeta like I told her and she wouldn't have had to got cuckqueaned like this
Anonymous No.150792772 >>150793264
>>150792702
damn, sounds like a fun character lol
Anonymous No.150792798
>>150792769
canonical heights...
Anonymous No.150792819
>>150792659
He's so powerful he can barely contain it himself, so Goku punched the point where Broly was stabbed as a baby (which he tanked by the way) and using all the energy from Vegeta, Piccolo, Future Trunks, and Gohan he then poured it into Broly which tipped him over the edge and made him explode.
Anonymous No.150792864
>>150792702
I hate that there are parts of Broly 3 that I like. Whenever Bio-Broly is beating the shit out of Trunks and Goten it's cool but it feels lame because he isn't fighting the true heavy hitters at the time.
Anonymous No.150792882 >>150792894 >>150793166 >>150793256
Hm... Maybe I could cut off the head?
Anonymous No.150792886 >>150792918
>>150792550
I'm sure someone out there would be into that.
Anonymous No.150792888
>>150792769
All this talk of cosplay makes me want to break out my Cronus costume. Its a regular Cronus, but with my leather jacket.
Anonymous No.150792894 >>150792901
>>150792882
Make sure it will fit
Anonymous No.150792901 >>150792959
>>150792894
fucking rude
Anonymous No.150792913
>>150792769
>girlfriend
>anon could quite possibly fuck TWO homestuck cosplayers and form a polycule while cucking a sollux cosplayer
Anonymous No.150792918 >>150793137
>>150792886
There's someone itt who is into that.
Anonymous No.150792950
>>150792769
>the sollux cosplayer gets to slam that
N-no im not jealous
Anonymous No.150792959 >>150792980
>>150792901
Self own
Anonymous No.150792970
>>150792769
Holy Terezi Tetas
Anonymous No.150792977
>>150792769
holy she is FUCKABLE
Anonymous No.150792980
>>150792959
Anonymous No.150793003
>>150792769
Man, if I were you, let's just say, y'know, wink wink, nudge nudge.
Anonymous No.150793024 >>150794640
the more I think about it the less I hate meowrails
Anonymous No.150793111 >>150793579
If you guys didn't drink Faygo together get the fuck outta my face.
Anonymous No.150793137
>>150792918
Then I guess we'll have to settle for thoughts of spess trolls and whatever positions they hold on poorly coded Stanford Prison experiment games.
Anonymous No.150793166
>>150792882
paint a face on it
Anonymous No.150793256 >>150793285
>>150792882
Fixed it.
Anonymous No.150793264
>>150792702
>>150792772
he is. his hot green wife Cheelai is also a fun character
Anonymous No.150793279 >>150793458
>>150781732 (OP)
Did this actually show up on the webcomic or is it fanart. If its the second who drew it?
Anonymous No.150793285
>>150793256
>noface animor
kek
Anonymous No.150793358
>>150792289
Australian detected
Anonymous No.150793458
>>150793279
Yes when vriska is talking about all the juicy trolls she fed to her mom. No I'm lying its from an mspfa called prisounebound. It's authors post here sometimes
Anonymous No.150793526 >>150793550 >>150793557
>Read a thousand pages of beneViolent
>Grow increasingly concerned it has the same premise as what I'm writing
>Nah. Hard left turn into absolute insanity
Whew. Time to throw in some more Fallout references
Anonymous No.150793550 >>150793660
>>150793526
based, whats your favorite fallout game
Anonymous No.150793557
>>150793526
As much as I love beneViolent, one of the things that I don't like about it that there's too many important characters
Anonymous No.150793579 >>150793633
>>150793111
>tfw I cut my cockywocky off and now mommywommy and daddywaddy are mad at me ;(((
guess i'll go reproduce by grooming online...
Anonymous No.150793604 >>150793632 >>150794225
>>150792769
>69 get
>equius cosplayer
Is it horse sized? Do it jiggle when you walked around the con?
Anonymous No.150793623 >>150793640 >>150793702 >>150793893 >>150794838
>True Aquarius
>Derse
>Hope
I am LITERALLY eridan. Shit.
Anonymous No.150793632
>>150793604
god she needs her cunt pounded
Anonymous No.150793633
>>150793579
actually it’s the other way around kek
Anonymous No.150793640 >>150793644
>>150793623
Anon, I don't mean to come off as a weirdo or anything, but I NEED to suck you off.
Anonymous No.150793644
>>150793640
um...asl?
Anonymous No.150793646
>>150790325
peak
Anonymous No.150793648 >>150793670 >>150793695 >>150793734
>>150791099
Would Brolee replace one of the trolls or would he just be the 13th troll that brute-forced his way into the session. He's not even really playing sgrub he's just there
Anonymous No.150793660 >>150793794
>>150793550
I like 1 the most because it's fuckin bleak as hell. People are genuinely shocked when you do anything nice for them.
You're stumbling around the wasteland facing impossible odds for literally no reason except sheer stubbornness until you find out about super mutants. Then you go save the world mode despite being this starving nobody.
And when you get back, you're no big damn hero, you're just a courier and nobody will ever find out what you did for them
Anonymous No.150793670
>>150793648
he's the missing 13th troll, a limeblood, last of his kind.
Anonymous No.150793695
>>150793648
He is absolutely just there with no explanation.
Anonymous No.150793702
>>150793623
Dont listen to that other anon my throat game is better
Anonymous No.150793718 >>150793739 >>150794534
>brolee single-handedly stops gamzees massacre and foils doc scratchs plan
Anonymous No.150793734 >>150793803
>>150793648
>he's just there
Same thing with Super desu
HE IS ALREADY HERE
Anonymous No.150793739 >>150793888 >>150794534
>>150793718
>"Not cool, Gamzee, DON'T do that again."
Anonymous No.150793773 >>150793808 >>150794058 >>150794534
>thread full of nepeta haters
terrible shit taste as always
Anonymous No.150793794
>>150793660
very based take, well articulated
Anonymous No.150793803
>>150793734
>just like in super Brolee was off-world all this time with his ancestor to avoid his culling
Anonymous No.150793808
>>150793773
She was into shipping, it was already too late for her
Anonymous No.150793822 >>150793852
>>150792769
Damn you stood next to a fat chick while dressed like an idiot? Up top bro
Anonymous No.150793839
The internet putting Broly into something with almost zero changes is the funniest thing to me, it's like how in nature some species will over and over just evolve into a crab.
Anonymous No.150793852
>>150793822
>t. cucked sollux boyfriend
Anonymous No.150793881
>>150792769
fuck her while he is forced to watch
Anonymous No.150793888
>>150793739
I could hear it, my fucking sides.
Anonymous No.150793893
>>150793623
>Sagiun
>Prince of Space
I'd be the weirdest indigoblood of all time
Anonymous No.150793903 >>150793925
What's his typing quirk?
Anonymous No.150793925 >>150793959
>>150793903
Regular text except he SCREAMS everyone's name like KAAAKAAAROOOT
Anonymous No.150793959 >>150794000
>>150793925
>"KAAARKAAAAT!"
>"JEGUS FUCKING WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU MASSIVE GODDAMN STUPID SHIT OUT OF AN ASSHOLE"
>"I'm going to get a Big Mac do you want something as well?"
Anonymous No.150794000
>>150793959
>"KAAANAAAYAAA"
>"What Is The Matter"
>"I stretched and tore my shirt again :("
Anonymous No.150794058 >>150794087
>>150793773
I like Nepeta fine, I just don't like her retarded cuteslop :3 catgirl furry fans that have the nerve to act like her character "potential" was "wasted" even though she was not a character outside of her relationship with Equius. I hate Katnep and its shippers too because it's a retarded self-insert crackship on both ends.
Anonymous No.150794082 >>150794089
Anonymous No.150794085 >>150794102 >>150794170
>>150792769
This pic being posted is why I don't go to cons. Imagine if you're just trying to be nice and take a pic and some retarded guy crops out your face to leave your tits in and talks about his schizo fantasies of cucking your boyfriend to strangers
Anonymous No.150794087 >>150794120
>>150794058
>I like Nepeta
>I don't like retarded cuteslop furry and crackshipping

You don't really like Nepeta if you think about it
Anonymous No.150794089 >>150794268
>>150794082
june is cute
Anonymous No.150794102
>>150794085
this guy get it
Anonymous No.150794120
>>150794087
She's not my favorite that's for sure, but she as a character isn't nearly as bad as the fans that whine about how Nepeta isn't appreciated enough despite being the singular most insignificant beta troll in the grand scheme of the story
Anonymous No.150794170 >>150794226 >>150794872
>>150794085
He clearly meant that comment as a joke, her tits being in screen is a consequence of taking out their faces to protect their anonymity on 4chan.
You're intentionally taking things on bad faith that anon had lecherous intentions and thoughts the entire time based on an off-color joke just because the replies are being a bit thirsty and dare to call someone a chad because he went to a con and met someone friendly with the same interests as him.
Anonymous No.150794202
>>150792702
>first time he was beaten by pure bullshit
I thought it made sense. He basically had an achilies heel where the scientists tried to kill him as a baby.
Anonymous No.150794214
>>150792769
insanely based anon. I went as Dave once but I just got a group pic with some zoomers, not nearly as cool.
Anonymous No.150794215 >>150794279 >>150794309 >>150794318
>the alternate universe where broly was in hs
>imagining all the posts on tumblr circa 2012-onwards mentioning how broly is their favorite
>posting about his character arc and why theyre so glad he got them into homestuck
>making fanart and aus about him
>the heartbreak if he died
>or the anger as the epilogues fucked up his character
>imagining broly in the artstyle of pesterquest or the radical shift in art from hs^2 and beyond canon

This is actually the funniest Homestuck thread I've been in for a good while.
Anonymous No.150794225
>>150793604
Is Aradia the only character who has been consistently well written and in character by every homestuck writing team?
Anonymous No.150794226 >>150794234
>>150794170
I don't speak for the others but I was calling him a chad because of the implication of his actions making a sollux cosplayer seethe.
Anonymous No.150794233
>>150787373
What did you use? I use modeling clay, paint it with acryllic paint and then finish it off with varnish
Anonymous No.150794234
>>150794226
Valid.
Anonymous No.150794239
>>150792359
His power is maximum
Anonymous No.150794268
>>150794089
I concur!
Anonymous No.150794279
>>150794215
Act 6 but instead of bringing back Vriska, Terezi sends John back to save Brolee.
Anonymous No.150794309
>>150794215
brolee word bubbles are r34 background and comments
Anonymous No.150794318
>>150794215
Dirk's descent into villainy at least made sense, but Broly joining him as an enforcer? After his whole arc of becoming best friends with John? Complete character assassination, I will never forgive Hussie. The BC team are doing their best to redeem him by giving him that threesome scene with Terezi and Rosebot, but its too little to late.
Anonymous No.150794350 >>150794392
What classpect would Broly be?
Anonymous No.150794380 >>150794407 >>150794411
c-could I pull off an Equius cosplay...?
Anonymous No.150794392
>>150794350
Lord of Rage.
Anonymous No.150794407
>>150794380
Don't know if you don't try.
Anonymous No.150794411
>>150794380
going to need to see your muscles to determine
Anonymous No.150794449 >>150794485 >>150794513
Anonymous No.150794480
NIGGER... ATTACK!!
Anonymous No.150794485
>>150794449
Alright, if nothing else, the pilot announcement gave us this so whatever money and time they invested into that, it was worth it.
Anonymous No.150794511
Between brolyposting and that guys cosplay story this is the best thread we have had in a while.
Anonymous No.150794513
>>150794449
My sides
Anonymous No.150794534
>>150793773
haters? most of it seems to be along the lines of "Nepeta was a sweeter and more sensitive person than some of her fans act like she is." e.g. >>150790299

i, for one, consider >>150793718 then >>150793739 to be an objective improvement on the story. yes i know how low the bar is, but an improvement's an improvement.
Anonymous No.150794638 >>150794700
I just think she is neat
Anonymous No.150794640
>>150793024
i think it's cute as platonic AND cute as romantic. quadrants are retarded and i do not care about their dumbass rules.
Anonymous No.150794700
>>150794638
Nepetenna
Anonymous No.150794749 >>150794771
>>150788731
Christ that is fucking depressing.
Anonymous No.150794771
>>150794749
It's meant to be, Jade is depressed accordingly. Making a child the only way she could is portrayed as an act of desperation.
Anonymous No.150794774
I want to hug[/spoiler Renity
Anonymous No.150794779 >>150795383
>>150781732 (OP)
current whiteboard https://r7.whiteboardfox.com/76061975-4932-3954
the old one: https://r7.whiteboardfox.com/76042456-2100-2787
Anonymous No.150794838
>>150793623
>Aqualo
>Sign of the puppeteer
>Prospit
>Heart
This can't be good.
Anonymous No.150794858
>>150784018
a cute and cool character from a ps1 rhythm game
Anonymous No.150794872
>>150794170
>dare to call someone a chad because he went to a con and met someone friendly with the same interests as him.
No, they're calling him a "chad" because the Terezi cosplayer is a has visible tits and because of the aforementioned schizo cucking fantasy. He didn't even talk about anything else she said. It was not about making "friends," it was about his fantasy of cucking the Sollux boyfriend and anons enjoying that fantasy.
Anonymous No.150794885
>>150792769
Twiggy for an Equius cosplayer
Saving this pic to make fun of you in future threads.
Anonymous No.150794890
>Utterly mogged the Sollux. Goddamn it was such a confidence boost
LMFAOOO
Anonymous No.150794930
>>150788836
He once called it a "mechanism of creation myth." Creation is kind of a broad concept.
Anonymous No.150795120 >>150795174 >>150795576 >>150795729
AI Roleplaying with Homestuck is fun as fuck.
Anonymous No.150795174
>>150795120
When all the sylladex and captchalouging is narrated, it sounds like a bit from Problem Sleuth
Anonymous No.150795267
>>150787999
Cute
Anonymous No.150795306
Rose x John
Jade x Dave
Trolls x Woodchipper
Anonymous No.150795375
Jade x happiness
John x Vriska
Strilondes x Woodchipper
Anonymous No.150795383
>>150794779
Do you have the whiteboard before the old one? I lost the link and there was some cool shit there
Anonymous No.150795575
>>150789799
>>150789831
There's a SpaceBattles fanfic about a bunch of Eldar children playing Homestuck. I haven't read it in a long time so it might be dead.
Anonymous No.150795576 >>150795717
>>150795120
what are you using to do this?
Anonymous No.150795717 >>150795729
>>150795576
SillyTavern using Deepseek API. Even just a few bucks is enough to last you a long time. I spent 20 bucks on the API and I've been using it steadily and with no issues for about 3 months, and I've still got 10 bucks worth of credits to go.

As for the actual logic, I'm creating it as I go along. It can be pretty fun, but it needs a lot of wrangling.
Anonymous No.150795729 >>150795807 >>150795929 >>150796052 >>150796063
>>150795120
>>150795717
>paying to rp with a machine
You people make me sick. Find some rando online to rp with like a normal person you freak.
Anonymous No.150795807 >>150795857
>>150795729
Where do people even do it these days? Dreambubble's somewhat barren.
Anonymous No.150795857
>>150795807
cherami.chat is where i go but you have to filter through a bunch of autism for a good a spicy prompt, also its all paragraph so if you dont write a lot youre screwed
Anonymous No.150795929
>>150795729
I do both.

Frankly, AI is better. It doesn't get bored, it's quick, and it's a much better writer most of the time.

Also most roleplayers want smut/trolls. I want a straightforward human session
Anonymous No.150796052 >>150796069
>>150795729
getting mad over chatbots is a special kind of autism
like of all types of AI to make you seethe, it’s this? lol
I imagine shit like eviebot made you piss your pants when you saw it too
Anonymous No.150796063
>>150795729
you really triggered the sloptards with this one kek
Anonymous No.150796069
>>150796052
not that anon but i just find paying for that kind of service to be distasteful imo
the concept of an ai chatbot is fine though, as long as youre not doing something retarded like pretending its a real person and thinking youre 'dating'
Anonymous No.150796071