Thread 150796327

Good morning, grandpa. I hope you weren't planning on doing much today, since it's raining cats and dogs. But the paperboy came by in a canoe, so at least we have the comics. Enjoy.

lofi beats to sloth to while you wait

sleuth. beats to sleuth to. sorry.

serials? sure!

>>150692162

>>150692169
ruh roh
kinda looks like Azura's cloak...has she been naked this whole time?

>>150692211
bold move

>>150692239
lmao

>>150796452
lewd

so this is what accessibility means

>>150796358
2; Old gent's pinky finger
Definitely the rhino given how it barely fits him.
Antennae in the background, Dog's tooth, Fish's fin, Forked limb on tree, Throw pillow button and butter on the pictured toast
d) 100,000? Personally, I would say there are only 17 muscles, the rest are just fascicles.

Chicken Run?

must've been the other Fred

I hope no one notices

>>150796358
he’s wearing the rhinos clothes

>>150796629
It’s not because the rhino’s clothes are small, it’s because the rhino is the only one who has clothes big enough for the prisoner. Look at the prison jumpsuit and then look at the other animals in the laundromat.

>>150796629
>>150796975
you guys are forgetting Slylock's real goal: inspecting strangers' laundry

>>150796975
In that case, why would the rhino only bring one set of clothes?

lol

not your daddy's Bambi

great stuff

more next week
same place
same general time

>>150797044
This looks awfully familiar…

>>150796737
Ha ha

I can't wait for One Big Happy, the crown jewel of the thread

>>150796327 (OP)
Christ, what an asshole.

>>150796881
Whoa, revenge.

>>150797355
Better than lard liposuctioned out of the customer's gut.

>>150797293
Ironically, the rockier road would be the better choice here.

>>150797693
It's a new Rosebuds Email this week!

>Dear Rosa, how do you type with giant boobs on?

>>150797705
>Rosa's as tall as a fucking tree

>>150797729
Damn, she could play guitar in Dethklok like that.

>>150796682
Rare to see Kyle being depicted in a wholesome light.

>>150797236
The fuck!? I was not ready for it to be catfish.

>>150796358
Only one on the scene that the prison uniform would fit on is Slylock himself. He deduced that the escaped prisoner is therefore now wearing a blue detective suit and he should go incinerate the evidence.

>>150798348
>Shutter Island (2010)

>>150796653
Do you think our boy calvin has what it takes to win Mr./co/? would be nice to have a sunday funnies champion

OFFICIAL TIER LIST

MY (TOTALLY LOST) WIFE TIER:
>>150797390

SLYLOCK TIER:
>>150796358

CHUCKLE TIER:
The Argyle Sweater
Big Nate
Broom-Hilda
Cul De Sac
Family Tree
Frank & Ernest
Garfield
In The Bleachers
Lio
Ollie & Quentin
Rosebuds (all)
Sherman's Lagoon
Strange Brew
Wannabe (Sunday)
Wizard Of Id
Pooch Cafe
Adam @ Home

COMFY TIER:
Crankshaft
Breaking Cat News
Edge City
For Better Or For Worse
Heart Of The City (Classic)
Macanudo
On The Fastrack
Peanuts
Phoebe And Her Unicorn
Wallace The Brave
One Big Happy

"AREN'T YOU A LITTLE YOUNG TO BE A PILOT?" TIER:
>>150796682
>>150797302

All others DNQ.

Thanks, as always, OP (and the other guys, too).

>>150796358
Trick question, he already has a description of the escaped.

>>150796737
These are always so bizarre if you're not read up on the news. Is the punchline Trump didn't go to this summit? But then how would he have a quote form it, verbatim. Or is the joke a politician gave noncommittal answers? Because that's what I would expect.

>>150798929
The joke is that the artist is unhinged and you get a peek into his mental gymnastics. There are plenty of valid reason to criticize and hate Trump, but the mentally ill always have to make up shit that makes no logical sense.

>>150797519
Oh-oh!

>>150797032
>think of the poor farmers
They can grow decaffeinated coffee.

>>150797705
>Email from Georgia Dunn
That's the Breaking Cat News creator. That's a cute nod.

>>150799251
what mental gymnastics? that's the world salad nonsense trump constantly drops.

>>150796358
You ask if customers are missing clothing.

>>150796921
i don't care about whatever's happening here, but vestgirl is very fuckable.

>>150797458
this is a real thing. when i worked at staples, i beat the shit out of a filing cabinet in a parking lot.

>>150800816
capitalism is stupid, but I wouldn't mind getting paid to do that lol

>>150796478
Okay, that's pretty good.

>>150796500
Vegetarian is another word for louse hunter

>>150796670
They buy the smaller size and throw away good money, because they like to make themselves and others suffer whenever they can.

>>150796691
Those pink boots almost make her look barefoot.

>>150797379
Wait, who snatched their umbrella? Why?

>>150798929
>These are always so bizarre if you're not read up on the news
Heaven forbid a newspaper strip expects you to read the newspaper. I don't even care for Doonesbury, but come on, dude.

>>150796845
Niiiiiiice tryyyyyyyy

Ty for another Sunday funny thread. I haven't said thx the last couple cause I missed them but read them in the archive. It's really nice.
>>150798616 and ty for your weekend doodles and lists, I look for that post and always enjoy them.
Thanks guys

>>150796358
Sick Sloth, Vera. I know you're reading this thread, so I wanted to tell you sick Sloth.

>>150796786
Now I hate PJ.
This is a University of Arizona thread. Go Cats.

>>150796855
Masterful

>>150804819
thanks. just glad folks enjoy it!

>>150796921
Kat is cute.
Especially when she's barefoot.

>>150796327 (OP)
Thank you for the Sunday fun!

>>150803817
fine

>>150806239
He has a son? I thought the daughter was the only kid.

>>150796358
Look how cool that sloth is that Vera drew, he vibing :D

>>150796603
Giant monster a cute. Would.

>>150806330
I think he's got an older daughter too. And a wife, who almost never appears.

>>150806397
The kids who submit to Slylock are killing it.

>>150796653
I always appreciated strips like these. It shows that Calvin isn't nearly the terror he's made out to be, he's just constantly overwhelmed by a world he's struggling to fully understand.

>>150798929
>>150799251
Doonesbury has been a political cartoon since the 70s, it's literally its entire foundation. Like how Garfield has always been a hungry cat. Or how youve always been a retard.

>>150808366
It's also always been complete dogshit, but made worse by the tds experienced by all boomer libshits

>>150808366
>it's always been shit, so it justifies making unfunny strips with confusing and dumb mixed metaphors
Good defense

>>150805031
rough double OT loss last night ngl. At least Tet's doing well in pros

>>150796945
Irma crusading against woke only for Lois to sidestep the rhetorical question

>>150796358
He just looked for the guy in the ill-fitting clothing.
People assume it's the Rhino, but my bet's on the duck.

>>150808682
>>150808682
Yep never liked Doonesbury either cuz I wanna read the funnies to have laugh, but at least I know what it's been about. So spout off more and include more non sequiturs, thats a Sunday comic reference too btw. I hope ya guys can enjoy things and not go crazy at any mention of certain words. Bye !

>>150808994
Why is this post typed like you're schizophrenic?

>>150797705
I just noticed the students in Maria and Maricela's school all wear uniforms. What sort of school is Rosa sending them to?

>>150796719
damn, didn't think dark side of the horse would get me in the feels

>>150809318
Catholic probably.

>>150796358
I'll have to agree with Max on this one.

>>150797032
>decaf
HERETIC
>>150797082
Quality, not quantity. So become friends with a genetic freak and aunt fritz ain't even gonna try stopping you because knows she can't . See Nancy, the numbers don't lie.
>>150797191
ha, Plaids
>>150796737
She wants to Fuck
What The Fuck?

>>150796661
Hope that planet's got insurance.

>>150796864
delightfully devilish fred
>>150797729
Rosa is perfect, i'd love to suck on her tits and fuck her
>>150803817
shut up bitch

this week sucked cock, another bad year for newspaper comics it seems

>>150797293
>>150797705
>>150797729
managed to catch a stream of him drawing some comics last night. Was pretty neat and surprisingly informative. I enjoy reading this comic.

funny

>>150796615
Carlos!

>>150806239
>>150806330
>>150807115
Deepest lore, I can't believe OP was keeping this from us!

>>150797390
WHERE DID SHE GO

>>150797001
In your dreams

>>150797032
>tfw cursed to love the smell of coffee but hate the taste
PAIN.

>>150807115
The older daughter is just the Toddler in timeskips.

>>150797082
Nancy is still Nancy

>>150797458
True to Life.

>>150805542
Too bad the style leaves something to be desired.

Many thanks for the funnies, Anon!!

Ugh.

Where is the funnies?

>>150816178
https://x.com/Suprdee2/status/1977767144059179019
Oh shit, this is a two-week arc!

>>150796327 (OP)
Thanks OP

>>150796358
Slylock can talk?!

>>150816178
Very odd direction, seeing how Rosa's been mercilessly spoiling her up until this point.

>>150809480
I would suspect as much, I just don't know whether Dee has mentioned the school's name or type.

>>150822781
I don't think so, but we know from >>150797705 that its initials are AHS, so A(something) High School.

>>150822630
This might be one of the few times I've seen Rosa and Maricela argue.

>>150822630
Maricela's not immune to discipline, she's just generally better at staying on Rosa's good side compared to Maria.

>>150821912
He Can SIIIIIIIIIIING!

>>150797281
Those producers were cowards.

sci-fi incoming

>>150829154
I see Luann's getting into it's Archie phase.

>>150829839
does that mean we'll get pin ups of Luann and Bernice soon

>>150816178
>>150820615

>>150797281
Is it just me or is 5 feet like an insane amount of moment in just 30 years?

>>150823316
Might just be Alternative High School then. I don't know.
The uniforms look like Catholic High School uniforms, but might just be those are the only school uniforms I really know these days.

>>150831309
I fucking hope so.

>>150831309
Luann's dull yet self-satisfied countenance really does it for me.

>>150831385
Half of my enjoyment of Rosebuds is when one of the plushes is silly.

>>150832896
what's the other half?

Bump

>>150831894
it's from all the roos out there that are pushing down on the earth with their big ol feet, that's what makes it drift
and they know they're pushing the entire continent, cause that's just how they planned it, they've shanghaied the entire thing, and they think they're pushing their way to america cause they're so fucking stupid

>>150832617
...and that body, wow!

>>150796452
Cute

>>150796726
Denis

>>150831894
This is why there are so many volcanoes in Indonesia--Australia is crashing into SE Asia. In a few million years the archipelago will become the new Himalayas.

>>150832617
She's got a personality that screams that she'd be a good Midwestern mom.

>>150831385
she should come to live in my basement
she will have to pay me
she can pay me with her body
In Minecraft.

>>150797535
he keeping them people workin! property taxes aint cheap so get what you can with it!

Do you guys think about the funnies?

Still around on a Wednesday?

>>150831385

>>150846454
I'm surprised myself.

Bump

>>150845430
I read my GoComics and Comic Kingdom feed almost every day. I've read every single post in Fruhlingers blog, and have read it daily for 15 years now.
I fucking hate what I am.
But I do think about the funnies.

>>150846688
>Maria dropping a condom in Maricela's bag
Surprisingly thoughtful
>she's pricked a hole in it
Okay, that's the Maria we know.

>>150848999
Maria is the one who in the old version openly wanted to get married young and have a lot of kids.

>>150833352
Sex

>>150846688
Maybe we could get it to Thursday?

>>150796737
the biting satire in this comic makes me want to commit a political assassination

>>150848999
>>150849049
Looks more like a tracking/GPS thingie to me.

>>150850987
It's your mom's ass.

>>150850541
Wouldn't that make it a zombie thread?

>>150846454
Welcome to /co/.

>>150854281
I'm happily surprised it's still around.

>>150854531
If you're going to bump at least discuss some of the comics here.

On that note what the fuck is going on in this weeks Luann.

What's going on with Gocomics?
It feels like they gutted it and charged admission for it.

>>150855114
They did. Now they charge if you go back more than a week in their archives and they keep screwing up the comics and how they're displayed on the site.

>>150796462
Fuckin hot

>>150796615
I dont get it

>>150858768
They are phones

>>150858791
Oh ok

>>150829839
You've heard of Archie Meets the Punisher, now get ready for Luann Meets Deadpool.

Since it's still up, I'll throw in a daily and...

>>150860295
... a retro weekly from today

>>150855597
hhoott

>>150796427
I miss him

>>150796945
Should been called pumpkin day

>thread's still here
Sheesh.

>>150855114
>>150855439
SHAME ON THEM!!
SSSSSSHHHHHHHAAAAAAMMMMMEEEEE!!!!!!

>>150825662
Oh help me Dr. Zaius!

>>150851627
My Mom's Ass ain't got a hole in it.

>>150846688
she should come live in my basement
she will have to pay rent
she can pay me with her body
In Roblox.

>>150862696
Maybe it'll last until the new thread

>>150864209
It probably shouldn't.

>>150865379
I'm surprised it lasted until Thursday.
Usually it fizzles out on Monday.

>>150863051
The what?

>>150865560
It should end on Sunday evenings or by Monday afternoon. I really like the Sunday funnies thread each week because it's about the funnies and a few anons post comments and you know it's the same guys that were there last thread and that's it, thread ends. I've never seen it last until Thursday, and it's cool in a way it has, cause maybe more anons will read the Sunday funnies, but Im autistic and I really like the regularity on this thread and just want to see the funnies and the few posts about them from the same guys.

>>150866745
I'm somewhere on the spectrum as well, but I've learned a long time ago, there are always exceptions, such as a thread that's usually gone in, at most, two days stays around for at least double of that.
More chance for people to enjoy the funnies.

>>150866745
>>150867549
At least share the comics you guys like to read about in these threads. It's fun seeing what everyone likes to read and hope to have discussions about.

>>150867826
Like this absurd crossover strip?

>>150860295
RUTH(ie)LESS
>>150862696
Is it just me or is this art different from a lot of the more recent ones?

>>150871283
It's probably the shading. It hasn't been used in the comic in quite a while.

>>150796945
I always thought the idea of "indigenous people's day" kind of strange, because then we're celebrating the moment when indigenous people's lives got considerably worse. It'd be like putting Jewish People's day on the day when Hitler became chancellor

>>150797077
Doxtorss