Thread 150796611

She killed millions. Billions even.

Why do you keep engaging with a series/creator you hate?

>>150796611 (OP)
Of SPEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRM~

>>150796627
It's something to do

>>150796627
I don't know about anyone else but I like the characters and premise but not what was done with them. Shit's like the Skyrim of cartoons, on its own its kind of lackluster but the community makes it worthwhile.

>>150796628
WHOOOAAAAA

Stella simps have shit taste.

Stella GODS have based taste.

>>150796611 (OP)
...With her thighs.

>>150796627
I'm gonna be real with you, I know nothing about this series beyond what I've gleaned from browsing threads for it on /co/.
I keep coming back because good god I'm down bad for Moxxie and Millie like you wouldn't believe I want to force Moxxie to watch while I have loud sloppy unprotected sex with his wife and then when I'm done breeding her I want to bend him over the bed and make his call me daddy while I beat his prostate into submission over and over day after day until both of them are completely and utterly mind-broken by my cock so that the three of us can have a healthy romantic relationship and raise a family together

>>150796887
Same, except I wani hug Octavia.

>>150796611 (OP)
Yes, she is a bad girl who needs correction.

>>150796900
Same here, poor girl needs someone to be there for her

They are pals.

>>150797015
The real question is how bad she would look irl
>still would hug tho

>>150797357
>forgor pic

>>150797369
She's beautiful

>>150796887
Based equal opportunity ugly bastard.

Sex with Asterion.

>>150797369
shes beautiful no matter what form she takes

>>150799979
HOOT HOOT
>wakes you up at 5 in the morning
HOOT HOOT
>regurgitates half digested rat into your mouth
HOOT HOOT
>shits out of her cloaca onto the floor
HOOT HOOT
>bites your dick off because it went up her pee hole instead of her baby hole
HOOT HOOT
>"Why don't you make more money?" she screeches at you in a yenta voice
Enjoy

>>150800202
>>wakes you up at 5 in the morning
jokes on you, i go to sleep at 6-7
>>regurgitates half digested rat into your mouth
she only does that to our baby
>>shits out of her cloaca onto the floor
they dont have cloacas anon, only the males have an internal penis
>>bites your dick off because it went up her pee hole instead of her baby hole
i dont think i could mistake her vagina for her urethra
>>"Why don't you make more money?" she screeches at you in a yenta voice
why would she say that, shes rich

>>150800292
Probably a poorfag sootrat projecting

>>150796803
>Loona
beat whore that's likely ridden miles of cock
>Millie
ugly
>Stella
gorgeous solar aristorcratic goddess with nearly untouched pussy since her husband is fag.

>>150800607
now now, stella bro, there is no need to attack the loonafrens
i will agree with millie though

>>150800292
>jokes on you, i go to sleep at 6-7
I'll believe you're awake right now because I used to work graveyard
>she only does that to our baby
But you're her baby
>they dont have cloacas anon, only the males have an internal penis
Google is your friend
>i dont think i could mistake her vagina for her urethra
God only knows what's going on with that demon sex hole
>why would she say that, shes rich
You really think she wouldn't try to distance herself from her family and their money as much as possible but continue with the spoiled rich kid attitude? Just look at Stolas
>>150800483
You need to have a credit score to post here

>>150800782
i am from europe
also, the thing with the cloaca is just headcanon at this point, but i will not accept that the hellbirbs have actual cloacas, as in multi purpose holes
i dont care what they said on the show, vivzie barely knows the difference between her ass and her own face, i wouldnt trust her to know whats shes talking about when it comes to avian biology
if they had actual cloacas, then all goetias would need to wear diapers

>>150800607
>>150800635
Hey now just because a couple of gay imps disrespected the caste system doesn't mean they're all terrible.
#notallimps

>>150800957
its not that, but because shes married to moxxie and i wouldnt cuck my fellow autist

>>150800867
>i am from europe
You poor thing.
Take it all with a grain of salt I just wanted to fuck with you, that being said I don't care for this show outside the porn so I don't know what vivzie says about these characters. Also >internal penis just sounds like tranny cope to me so throw that out the window too.
You headcanon whatever it is that makes you horniest friend, like I do with Stella and my dick turning her into a meek and affectionate housewife and not mind sharing me with her daughter

Cloaca > mammal holes

>>150801115
>I don't care for this show
same here
i just fell hard for this owl with daddy issues and dont even know why
i just wanna be there for her

>>150801030
Yeah, me neither, BUT I have fantasized about saving Moxxie's life and having him owe me 3 cigarettes and a shot at his wife.

>>150801172
why is your finger a straw?

>>150801184
>spoiler
so, youd essentially guilt trip him into letting you rail his wife?
thats even more despicable than just cucking him when hes not around

>>150796611 (OP)
I want to see art of Stella having sex with Zidane from Final Fantasy, in his game to complete a side quest involving Zodiac coins you need to give those to a bird anthro upper class bird woman named Stella to get rewards.

Viv is a huge Square Enix fan.

>>150801215
>thats even more despicable
Well I never said that I would cash in on it, just wanted the bragging rights. that said the fantasy extends to one day Moxxie disappearing for a time, and due to the dangerous nature of their jobs she can only assume the worst after a time. The whole while I'm comforting her and keeping hope alive with the idea that Moxxie isn't a total wimp and can take care of himself. Millie however can't take it anymore and wants to move on, with me, and even though I protest she reminds me that Moxxie said he owes me a shot with her and she wants to honor that because Moxxie is enough of a dork to allow it from the afterlife if he could. So we end up banging and shortly thereafter he shows up anyway and the whole thing is played off as a joke by with a "Was he bigger than me?" Thrown in.

>>150801405
eh, idk man, still doesnt sit right with me to hit on your bros wife, especially when hes only been gone for a few days to a few weeks at most
at least find the body first and make sure hes no longer alive

>>150801191
She's pressing the tips of her index fingers together.

>>150801546
>when hes only been gone for a few days to a few weeks at most
It was actually more like a year and a half.
Yeah, kinda like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOUtVnNA-k8
>at least find the body first
The whole point is there is no body, unless I legit want to hurt Millie by killing him off,it felt wrong even fantasizing about it, yay autism so I keep him around and we have a weird awkward chemistry going on. Moxie 'has' to be okay with it because what else could he expect us to do in that situation?

I'd rather fantasize about dating femMoxxie and for whatever reason Miller isn't involved. Maybe he never broke up with FemChaz (Chelsea?) and is happy with her so femMoxxie is available.

>>150801847
>Maybe he never broke up with FemChaz
i though moxx was the one who got fucked by the shark dude?

I fantasize about wingmanning Loono so we each pick up a chick for the night and then the day after when we see each other at work we share a high five.

>>150801847
you JUST KNOW fem moxxie would be a total anal queen

>>150801942
They both dated Chaz at different times.
>>150801966
Bro I don't date women so I can drill oil, that shit's for the fags.

>>150802000
>I don't date women so I can drill oil, that shit's for the fags.
yeah, well, that wont change what shes into, now will it?
if normal mox is into butt stuff and pegging, it goes without saying his female version would be into anal too, no?

>>150801847
femMoxxie being a fan work is a complete blank slate in my opinion so she's single from day one and just can't help being attracted mild mannered human dick, and especially more if they have a moral backbone

>>150802045
Her butt will be left wanting. Her pussy on the other hand is getting stretched and her buttcheeks covered in hand prints.

>>150802048
Fair I guess but I find it more fun to hold at least a little bit to translating them over.

>>150801030
Remember anon, you're only a homewrecker if you don't fuck both.

>>150802208
Eh some of us are fine with monogamy

>>150802226
And what the hell is wrong with having a harem?

>>150802272
Just prefer monogamy more, simple as.

>have a kid with octavia
>it comes out looking like a scrotum
what would your honest reaction be?

>>150802485
That's how baby birds look, why would it be surprising? The feathers grow in later.

>>150802504
so would you love the little thing and hold it in your hands and sing it lullabies?

>>150802580
I'd be a pussy if I didn't, no? Besides most babies are ugly when they first pop out anyway.

>>150802324
>monogamy
That begs the question, if Moxie and Millie are married does that mean they made their vows to each other in God's house? I mean even the devil knows scripture right? Or would they have some other kind of demonic ceremony?
Because if they do I don't have to recognize their marriage as legitimate and steal Millie away for myself guilt free.

>>150802601
>most babies are ugly when they first pop out
nah, what are you talking about, babies are cute, especially if they are yours
i still think most of us would dissociate a little due to how different and alien it looks when compared to a human baby, though

>>150802651
Maybe but if you're in hell long enough to marry a demon girl you're used to seeing weird shit so it probably wouldn't bug you all THAT much.

>>150802642
I dunnoe. Clearly there doesn't seem to be anything against or detrimental toward marriage as evidenced with Chaz's ploy to marry into the Knolastname family. And generally marriage is performed at a church, so unless God made an exception for love I would assume they have their own institutions down in Hell.

>>150802642
>>150802737
This and if you're worried about whether or not it's pissing off God, plotting adultery loopholes to bang a demon girl and/or a man especially out of wedlock will definitely do it.

>>150802902
Pretty sure if you're trying bump uglies with hellborn in the first place is enough to kick you into the lake of fire anyway.

>>150803031
That's what I just said

>be (you)
>Be stolas' numero uno student
>You are hanging out with the girls, out on the town
>Suddenly you hear a voice
>"Anon!"
>You turn around to see its source
>Its a sinner girl
>And shes coming towards you
>At first you were dumbfounded, as no one should know you down here, but as she got closer she started to look more familiar
>The voice too, you could swear you heard it before
>Then you realize
>Its a girl you knew irl
>And last you checked up top, she was still alive, meaning she hasn't been down here for long
What do?
The girl could be any that you have met throughout your life, could even be an ex(if you have any)
Do you lend her a hand or act like you dont know her?
Keep in mind that loona and octavia are with you, so the one you have been going for might become a bit jealous depending on how you interact with the girl, but they could also become disappointed if you just try to shoo away this girl that clearly knows who you are

>>150803218
>implying I know any girls

>>150803218
I'm not terribly familiar with the new player experience in hell but I think I'd try to help in some way

>>150803352
Could be any, if you really dont know a single one, then it could be a cousin
There has got to be at least one girl you have had in your life at some point, even during childhood

The single thing I know about this show is cub Olivia is good shit. Is it worth actually seeing?

>>150804032
Imagine getting caught kissing "Goofy" at disneyworld.

>>150804113
Wait, i know about brandon, but is the girl who did this skit with him stella's va?

>IMP gets a contract to track down and kill a mormon
>Shitzo thinks its gonna be the easiest 50$ of his life
>Then he runs into pic related
What happens?

>>150804364
Who the fuck is that

>>150804377
>He doesnt instantly recognize joshua graham

>>150804442
I thought it might be but wasn't sure, also wouldn't hell have people raining from the skies and be instantly overpopulated if fallout's nuclear war took place?

>>150796611 (OP)
And that's just this morning. By bedtime I'll have quadrupled those numbers.

>>150799040
Mayberry

>>150804442
it looks like him but it says on the bottom he's somebody's original the character

>>150804532
Yeah, its an "oc" sinner, but its clearly heavily inspired by graham

>>150804592
>heavily inspired
it's literally graham with a ncr ranger coat, I wonder how much the dude got paid to 'design' him

Teaching Octavia as many earth racial slurs as possible!

>>150804801
I wonder, would octavia and loona be unbothered by anon's human racism?
I can see loona projecting a bit and taking it personally, but she also might not give a damn about anon hating niggers, kikes and poojeets
Now i imagine anon randomly going on angry rants about X group of humans and how they are the worst while the girls simply give eachother looks of "this shit again" while waiting for him to finish

>>150796627
I'm just here because I like the beeg sexy bird lady with the hot limey voice, man. >>150804158
Yeah. Same lady. Its pretty based that Stella's voice actress is also hot in real life.

>>150805049
>turns out Loona doesn't really give a shit about human racism
>at least not enough to do more than tuning out whenever you go on a tirade
>except the one day you said mutt, you woke up with a black eye that day
I wonder how many racist talking points they would've passively memorized through osmosis.

>>150805116
>>except the one day you said mutt, you woke up with a black eye that day
>Anon quickly learned to be more careful when insulting americans while around loona

>I wonder how many racist talking points they would've passively memorized through osmosis.
1%, 13%, 45%, 80%, per capita, 1 in 3, you name it, they probably have heard anon say it at least once

>>150796611 (OP)
Rookie numbers

>>150802737
>>150802902
Neat, guess I can just ignore that theyre "married" and kidnap Millie so I can keep her all to my very own and love her and hug her and name our son George
>if you're worried about whether or not it's pissing off God
That thought never even crossed my mind, I'm guessing there's different standards for hellborn, fallen, angels, and sinners considering it's implied the latter two rejected God to the end. Also wasn't there some esoteric bs about converting a demon and God granting her humanity so you could marry?

>>150801847
I'd prefer me with femMoxxie and Millie for the based ffm triad.

>>150805421
I just don't know why you care about the rule of marriage when you're racking up sins like crazy in that scenario to begin with.

>>150805489
>racking up sins
Name them

>>150805514
Adultery, consorting with demons, kidnapping and sexual immorality.

>>150802272
I'll treat the silly thread seriously. The problem is that polygamy isn't fair to the women involved, and because of that, it's likely to become unfair for the husband too. There's all kinds of psychological reasons for this that I won't pretend to understand, but it mostly comes down to the consequences of dividing your attention between multiple partners and the different ways that can make them feel. And that stuff is definitely written into our DNA at this point, so there's no amount of cultural changes or personal delusions that can be trusted to negate it.

TL;DR it's an extremely easy way to create a toxic relationship. Just imagine trying to be married to Stella and Millie at the same time.

>>150805622
This guy gets it.

>>150805622
Nta but the worst part about polygamy is that it removes women from the dating pool that could have gone to other men, which results in lonely, angry and bitter incels who might take out their frustrations with violence
Polygamy is an all around degenerate, antiquated and savage practice that has no place in any modern society

>>150805556
and one moving violation

>Octavia doesn't know what a dinosaur is
>tell her they're the ancestors of earth birds
>take her to an Earth museum
What's her favorite dinosaur gonna be?

two mafia fhags...

>>150805738
We like women here, xir.

>>150805724
Probably some sort of raptor, right?

>>150805622
This alongside generally it being used as abuse from both sides, generally diminishing female power for no reason on a male dominating polygamy or creating very weird situations with a female dominating polygamy as we've seen, the interpersonal relationships get downright fucked up the more you have this, it doesn't create a good and equal economical system, the additional ammount of expected spouses creates absolutely unstable economical factors, the societal expectations for additional husbands and wives in practicing polygamy things are usually very weird and nobody is actually satisfied by this at the end of the day except the main patriarch or matriarch, and that's a strained satisfaction as they usually still have to actually manage the nature of appeasing several spouses with limited time and money.

Everyone thinks polygamy is like a prince with 20 women, but in a lot of countries, its a single man who becomes basically a wage slave for 2+ wives with a culture where they can't really help much at all as they're primarily cock warmers and not that happy about it, or the inverse where a single woman who looks okay effectively prostitutes herself to incredibly desperate single men who are not comfortable with this arrangement and suffer through it.

It's just not a good system for healthy homes, good upbringings or general stability. It hasn't worked for a societies benefit in millenia, its always been a cultural dead end.

>>150805779
>Octavia locks eyes with the bones of a raptor
>"He's just like me..."

>>150805556
>Adultery
They aren't married in the eyes of God
>consorting with demons
Consorting doesn't mean fucking
>kidnapping and sexual immorality
While on the surface this seems logical, that is thou shalt not steal means don't kidnap (or steal for that matter) you're forgetting these laws were made for man to be applied to one another. Demons are not human.
>>150805708
That was my brother! He borrowed my car!

>>150805622
>>150805688
>Double dubs
But also
>Treating women like equals

anona finding loono's stash of human women porn

>>150805738
Fuck off back to /hhg/.

>>150805888
>They aren't married in the eyes of God
Neither are you, so it's adultery. Marriage with something that isn't human isn't gonna be recognized.
>Consorting doesn't mean fucking
Same thing, the bible's pretty clear that purposely interacting with demons is sinful.
>While on the surface this seems logical, that is thou shalt not steal means don't kidnap (or steal for that matter) you're forgetting these laws were made for man to be applied to one another. Demons are not human.
Jesus gave the Pharisees shit for making use of loopholes and rules lawyering, just saying. 2 Peter 2:10-12 also heavily implies inflicting unnecessary cruelty on demons is sinful and kidnapping one for snusnu definitely qualifies for that lol

>>150805983
Does she
>endlessly mock him for it
>offer to reenact some of it with him
>both?

>>150805942
>>Treating women like equals
Some of us are hopeless romantics, anon

>>150806175
She calls him a pervy loser, but shes a white woman so ofc she offers to test some of the things she saw in them with him

If Viv tapped you to lead a third Helluverse show with her overseeing as producer, what show would you make? You can pitch anything you want, but you have to get her to agree to it.

>>150806146
>Neither are you, so it's adultery
Precisely it isn't adultery but at best fornication. You could've also led with how Jesus said adultery=having lust on your heart
>the bible's pretty clear that purposely interacting with demons is sinful.
Yes that is true, BUT those verses all imply you are purposely seeking out supernatural entities and their mediums to look for or achieve something by any measure of conveyances other than relying on God. It doesn't mean you go to hell for holding a conversation with oneor dare I say even holding hands with one
>Jesus gave the Pharisees shit for making use of loopholes and rules lawyering
Again true but those guys were only seeking their own self-aggrandizement therefore denying God when he confronted them.
>2 Peter 2:10-12 also heavily implies inflicting unnecessary cruelty on demons is sinful
Again true but I read the stuff that came before it for context and he's talking about false prophets, true you shouldn't be unnecessarily cruel but love hurts so get bent.
Also aren't you the guy who wants to fuck Octavia? Guessing you can't now thanks to all the Bible lore you just dropped

>>150806367
>loono is pounding away with his head between anona's breasts
>anono smiles seeing loono pant and wag
>"who's a good boyfriend?"
>loono busts inside immediately

>>150806405
>Precisely it isn't adultery but at best fornication. You could've also led with how Jesus said adultery=having lust on your heart
That's not exactly much better, we're still agreeing that it's sin in the end.
>Yes that is true, BUT those verses all imply you are purposely seeking out supernatural entities and their mediums to look for or achieve something by any measure of conveyances other than relying on God.
And achieving coom with a demon doesn't qualify?
>Again true but those guys were only seeking their own self-aggrandizement therefore denying God when he confronted them.
Either way seems to me something Jesus said not to do is probably something you shouldn't be doing if you care about appeasing God. If you DON'T care about that stuff then that's a whole other topic entirely
>you shouldn't be unnecessarily cruel but love hurts so get bent.
What does this even mean lol, it seems you're agreeing that inflicting cruelty simply for cruelty's sake or for other selfish reasons is sinful and that was basically my point anyway. If you're kidnapping demons for sex that definitely qualifies, it's partly why Adam and the exorcists were sinful not for killing demons but for taking glee in it.

>>150806387
Prequel series about how hell was founded and shows how it slowly changes through the seasons

>>150805763
im using this as the general helluva thread since the last one archived

>>150806598
Go use the one in /trash/, faggot.

>>150806597
Thatd be cool.

>>150806387
Living human somehow ends up in hell, maybe hes a new and aspiring cultist, maybe he just found the wrong book and tried some of the things in it
Tries to go back and fails, now he is stranded in hell
As the season rolls along he makes genuine friends, both hellborn and sinners, helps people and even starts to get a bit of a reputation
By the time he finally manages to get a way home, he doesnt really want to leave anymore, so he decides to come back from time to time
The guy is pretty much a winner already, being a good, emotionally mature person with no parental issues, but having a bit of an empty life, which is what made him join the cult looking for connection or open the book looking for something to spice up his life
He doesnt swear(as much as the rest)

>>150796627
I wanna fug all the demon women
It's not that deep

>>150796627
I don't even hate the series nor the showrunner, not much for me to hate, I'm more or less apathetic about it. As to why I keep coming back to these threads. It's simple, to write greens to practice writing which is fun and to talk with the other Anons here.
>>150796887
Anon, are you okay dude?
>>150800635
The poor Looners have enough problems with unscrupulous characters that "adore" Loona. Millie has the same issues that the majority of the other characters have. Being badly written, so we should not single her out.
>>150801847
Respectable monogamous enjoyer, Moxanne is quite cute.
>>150802485
Adorable bird.
>>150804364
He's going to die.
>>150804517
Needs a hug,

>>150806801
Cute Mayberry.

>>150802485
I'm protecting that thing with my life
Wtf my heart...

>>150806560
>we're still agreeing that it's sin in the end.
What is sin in your opinion? A broken rule or selfish desire?
>And achieving coom with a demon doesn't qualify?
Again fornication, but the whole consorting deal is about circumventing God to get what (You) want. THAT's the sin.
>Either way seems to me something Jesus said not to do is probably something you shouldn't be doing if you care about appeasing God
Yeah that's called temptation and we all face it
>What does this even mean lol, it seems you're agreeing that inflicting cruelty simply for cruelty's sake
Yeah you're definitely some kind of euro, ever heard the song? How am I being cruel simply for cruelty's sake if I'm head over heels for an imp that's spoken for? Is it cruelty for cruelty's sake for a woman to commit adultery if she believes she has reason to? It's not righteous for sure but is she simply being malicious? Sure some do, but that's not always the case.
>Adam and the exorcists were sinful not for killing demons but for taking glee in it.
I'm the same guy from earlier who had to fantasize about Moxxie either dying or going missing for me to be able to fantasize about her, remember? I take no glee in stealing another guy's girl but as a human I'm prone to error.
You didn't answer my question either....

>>150805789
>My ancestors.

>>150806597
It's basically a cross between paradise lost and the story of how Las Vegas was founded except gayer

>>150806957
>What is sin in your opinion? A broken rule or selfish desire?
I sense you're trying to drag me into some trap so you can split hairs on what sin is. Not doing that.
>Again fornication, but the whole consorting deal is about circumventing God to get what (You) want. THAT's the sin.
I'd say circumventing God to bang a demon girl when you know doing so is a sin (whether fortification or otherwise) falls under that definition.
>How am I being cruel simply for cruelty's sake if I'm head over heels for an imp that's spoken for? Is it cruelty for cruelty's sake for a woman to commit adultery if she believes she has reason to?
You forgot the end of the line
>for other selfish reasons
Attempting to break her bond with her husband (whether said bond is real or not) and looking for loopholes to justify fornicating with a demon because it'd make (you) feel content is selfish as all get out.
>I'm the same guy from earlier who had to fantasize about Moxxie either dying or going missing for me to be able to fantasize about her, remember? I take no glee in stealing another guy's girl but as a human I'm prone to error.
So you're not >>150805421? The guy who said:
>Neat, guess I can just ignore that theyre "married" and kidnap Millie so I can keep her all to my very own
Because that's the premise I was working with.

>>150807092
And even more singing

>>150806474
>ywn have a girl call you good boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpKc8N3FJsQ

>>150803218
>My bitch BPD ex is in hell
Well, I'm not very surprised.

I think I'm gonna move on from the sin argument since I don't think it's going anywhere, what type of religion does hell even have? There was a priest in Exes and Oohs so some form of religion must exist. Do they just pray to Satan and Lucifer? Seems weird since they don't treat them with that much reverence...

>>150807604
Their religion is probably about doing everything in their power to spite heaven
So, if heaven worships God and is more or less christian, then hell's religions is about twisting, perverting and mocking God and His words
Instead of eating bread and drinking wine for example, they get drunk and toss bread around, stepping on it
I think it used to be a lot more powerful in their society, but even hell's religion has been eroded by modernity to the point most demons dont really give a shit anymore, choosing to be secular
Even spite runs out eventually, especially as older demons are replaced by newer ones who dont hold the same grudges as their forebearers

>>150807205
>split hairs on what sin is.
Isn't that the whole point of this conversation?
>I'd say circumventing God to bang a demon girl
How am I circumventing God by wanting to bang a neighbor's wife? I'm not looking for a medium or another demon to do the dirty work for me.
>You forgot the end of the line
>>for other selfish reasons
So you're saying you need a reason to be being cruel for cruelty's sake?
>whether said bond is real or not
If it isn't real what's the big deal?
>looking for loopholes to justify fornicating with a demon because it'd make (you) feel content
Now you're just making it seem like all I want is a fuck because yes >>150805421 is me and if you read it you would see I said I wanted to keep her and love her not just wam, bam, thank you ma'am.
>Because that's the premise I was working with
Congratu-fucking-lations then you're making the case for why you can't be with Octavia. I just want a lesser imp for a wife and you're going after a whole ass goetia. How are you going to achieve that?

>>150807436
BPD is just shitty people looking for a way to pretend that their horrible behavior isn't a choice and having it labeled as a condition they have no control over.

Once someone gets diagnosed with BPD they should be euthanized immediately

>>150807829
>hell's religion is just Rent Free: The Religion
That's hilarious.

>>150807276
And camp, camp just everywhere

>>150807829
This makes sense. Spite and Jealousy fit well with the denizens of hell.

>>150807916
BPD is real and actually treatable nowadays. Some people just genuinely do not understand how to act like normal humans despite a normal IQ.
The narcissistic whores you really need to avoid though.

>>150799665
Every time I see that particular fan-name I think of the fruity vampire from Baldur's Gate 3

>>150808562
Given how he'd likely act that's not entirely unfitting

>>150808199
>YO, LITTLE JESUS, WE JUST STOMPED ON A BUNCH OF BREAD LOAVES, BANGED A SHEEP AND GAVE OURSELVES WINE ENEMAS I BET YOU FEEL REALLY FUCKING DUMB NOW

>>150808562
I don't blame you, same thing happens to me. I just want be friends with him and shit talk dykesand hold hands with Strika.

>>150810169
I'm weirdly attracted to him and I'm not sure why. I feel nothing for regular Stella.

>>150810914
I believe you might be queer, Anon. Why not just be friends with him? Though I can't blame you fully. Goetians are quite attractive, especially their women.

>>150811228
I think I just have a weakness for bitchy twinks.
>Goetians are quite attractive, especially their women.
Viv needs to give us more goetian women because I can't deny that Stella and Octavia have nice designs they just don't do it for me. I need a tomboy but most of the goetians are just gay dudes.

>>150811282
>Tomboy Goetian
You sir are a man of good taste.

>>150811444
Nice trips.

What if Anon was a /fit/bro instead of an /x/bro?

>>150796627
Because the majority of the people who post on Helluva Boss threads are retarded coomers who use waifuism as a form of escape, Christcucks, and homophobic tradcucks. No real discussion takes place here. However, there are some excellent greens, and the same goes for the artwork produced by drawfags.

>>150812357
would Satan really hang in a random thread of /fit/ that human did? He seems like the guy that doesn't like human made things... Or that doesn't understand how to use the internet, having the theme of his ring in mind

>>150812380
Hating homos is a time honored tradition.

>>150812429
Indeed.

>>150812429
>>150812442
Now kiss.

>>150812471
... our waifus, yeah.

>>150796627
Oh I never watched the show. I'm here for the fanart and porn, just like the Yordels from LoL.

>>150812399
>Satan is tech-illiterate.
I can see it.

>>150812399
>Satan tripfagging and crashing out on /fit/
That would be funny.

>>150812516
Based Poppy enjoyer.

>>150812490
Nah, you anons kiss.

>>150812562
Yeah, kiss our respective waifus duh.

>>150812585
Lol.

>>150812516
I've already said my piece but unlike most I don't care for the porn, also you doing good fellow Stellar?

>>150812522
>Satan starts a thread on /fit/
>"Is God jealous of your gains? Is that why he prohibits the worship of self?"
>Spends the first few posts posting infographics, body shots, and atheist rhetoric to make his point
>Nice gyno fag
>Is bread good for you?
>Samson had bigger gains than you pleb
>LONDON?
>Satan audibly reees tries to steer the conversation back to self worship
>STFU OP WE'RE TALKING ABOUT BREAD!!1!

>>150812620
I wonder if we'll ever get to see a human Stella
>>150812714
kek

>>150812429
Penis breath.

>>150812620
Doing good, cleaning out my download folder of commissions and good fanart before I nuke it.

>>150812840
Good to hear, what's the reason for nuking the folder?

>>150812980
It's 10k files of bullshit. Like I got stiff in there from a 2021 university class that long over.

>>150813055
I see, well I wish you luck. Hope the days ahead of you continue to remain good.

What would Stolas do if you tied Stolas up with angelic chains, pried his eyes open and made him watch 59 consecutive hours of Bluey

>>150813305
He'd be confused or at worse he might like it.

Who'd win in this scenario?

>>150796674
Would you kindly repost the original, please?

>>150814531
NTA but you mean this one?

>>150806598
Name of this artist?

>>150804364
There this fanfic of Joshua graham living in hazbin hotel and trying to help charlie to redeem sinners

But why do demons desire sex with humans?

>>150807829
>>150810062
If Vivzieverse Jesus is this how version how cooked is Hell when he decides to descend into it?

>>150796611 (OP)
Yes, she killed billions of demons, that's why I love her.

>>150801773
God, this is just so damn sad.

>>150815175
We were created in the image of God, and that bastard is hot.

>>150796627
I want to have sex with the dog.

>>150815505
Same, but its the hoot in my case

would you solas even if it meant betraying your bro octavian?

Bump

>>150816199
>Loona on 4chan
What boards would she browse?
Also, loono would definitely lurk the hellchan

>>150814864
Kino.

>>150816240
/mu/ and /fa/, maybe /trash/.
>Also, loono would definitely lurk the hellchan
He likes the amohf threads.

>>150815788
Bros before hoes.

>>150816606
true, true...but still, look at her
you would be hard pressed to refuse her

>>150806387
Loona and Octavia get tired of hearing their dads fucking all the time, steal the grimoire, and visit other worlds like Dante's Inferno's version of Hell or to go back in time or something. It will be like Sliders.

How exactly do you kiss a girl with a beak?

>>150817125
very carefully

>>150817136
Yeah but their beaks aren't flexible so are you just putting your lips on their beak? How would she even kiss you?

>>150812516
I will forever be profoundly saddened that Yordles are stuck in an assfaggots video game and we will never have an animated series akin to Arcane with one of the Yordle girls like Poppy as the main character.

>>150817320
Plenty of tongue action when kissing

>>150817320
Open mouth duh

Loona is a degenerate that wants a loving relationship

>>150817965
With (you).

>>150800635
Is this image hand made or AI?

>>150818176
its clearly handmade

>>150814531
this one?

Pinching Stella's nipple.

how did you trick her, bros?

>>150818454
>>150818553
I play to her ego and her very stupid brain to play a game that would be easy to win [for me]

>>150818553
Ate the chess pieces when she wasn't looking

>>150818663
I'm fond of riddles myself
>You are in a circular room with a logical thinking robot
>You tell him to sit in the corner
>Where does he sit?
Answer:
he leaves the circular room to the square one next door and sits in one of those corners

>>150820169
I never forgot.

>>150819680
>Fuck off demon
>Oh not you babe, the creepy freak near your legs

>>150820434
Icey fed Looners so good.

>>150820566
its pretty wholesome, though i wish he drew some more tavi too

>>150820434
>not liking both forms
unfathomably gay

>>150820573
Yeah he hasn't been drawing much lately in general.

>>150796611 (OP)
In my pants

So, have there been any new fic updates?

Where the hell is everyone?
These threads used to be a lot livelier

>>150821803
>Your daughter has a lot of good reasons to hate you, dude.
>Like, like I think the problem really IS just you…

>>150821803
Mr. /co/.

>>150821860
Did any of ours make it in?

>>150821803
>Not enough greens
>No drawfags
>Life has prevented fanfic authors from posting.
>Even schizos post less

>>150821921
Nope, and that's a good thing. The men in these shows are ass.

>>150821837
>As soon as charlie says this, the world itself starts bending and twisting, all in an attempt to make charlie see bad or in the wrong
>As him and pim are helping stolas, charlie gets into weirder and more implausible scenarios
>He sees a cat in a tree and tries to rescue it, only for if to immediately claw some poor old man's eyes out
>He tries to help some kids cross the road, but its revealed they are actually midgets in disguise and they had just robbed a bank
>A cancer patient asks for the smiling friends while they are with the owl so the boss calls and reroutes them, only for charlie to trip on nothing and unplug the machine keeping the poor guy alive
>The more he criticizes stolas, the more fate tries to make him into a bad guy
>Eventually charlie has enough and decides to pray to God, which burns stolas alive and frees both him and pim from the gaslighting wretch

>Death is personified in this universe and always takes the appearance most poetically fitting to its victims
>for the goetia, he takes the form of a hellhound, one of most oppressed classes of demon

And I know this bitch?
Literally who?

>>150821803
There are other vivzie threads that are also active

How would (you) help her get over her daddy issues and be happy?

>>150822786
Simply being there and listening.

What board games would you play with your waifu?

>>150802485
cuter than it would be irl

>>150804801
Like Sus?

>you marry octavia and have a kid
>After a few years, you are feeling like going out on a date like you used to when you were young, so you ask her dad to come and babysit
>When you return, you see him "teaching" the kid about genders, sexuality and pride shit
What would you do?
Surely you wont let the old faggot indoctrinate your child into the homo agenda, no?

>>150823772
Be rightfully mad that he's teaching my chilf about the birds and bees and other shit without me knowing.

>>150815175
Why do humans desire sex with demons? The answer: one is exotic and hot to the other, and vice versa

>>150822145
Honestly should be a corvus, owls and corvus are natural enemies

>>150823951
Not all goetia are owls or even birds.

>>150824192
>Vivzie cant help but push her nonsensical eyesore designs
Isnt this why she has sinners, so she could be as creative as she wants?
Why turn the goetias into visual vomit as well? She should have kept them as birds

>>150824246
The goetia aren't birds in the lore she took aside from Stolas and maybe a few others like Andras. Making them all birds is what doesn't make sense.

>>150824192
I count five bird heads

>>150824299
And one cat and one snake.

>>150824315
So majority birds then

>>150824270
You are saying it like there are "hellhounds" or "imps" in the bible
Nothing in this shitshow makes sense, at least she could have kept the designs more logical, aka hellborn species follow a pattern, they arent a hodge podge like the sinners or unique and outstanding like the sins, they are actual species with reasonable differences between them, like one being an owl and one a peacock, not one being an owl and another a weird robot floating snake skull thing
It just really angers my inner worldbuilder and i hate it

>>150823772
Call Ghostbusters and have them deport the old fart

>>150824344
They're fallen angels, bro. Paimon's also a shapeshifter, and you're complaining that they don't have consistent shapes?

>>150824401
>They're fallen angels, bro
stolas isn't, he was born in hell

>>150824411
Jury's still out on his ancestors.

>>150824455
NTA, but I hope that Viv doesn't go full retard and follow the dumb fan theories that the Sins and the Goetia were created at the same time as Hell.

>>150824546
Yeah same but as we know Viv is allergic to good ideas.

>>150817125
With love and care.
>>150818553
By doing the most foul. Bridal carry and hand holding
>>150820573
>>150821016
>>150820566
I like his Loona, though I wish he did more Octavia. Makes me wonder what his Stella or Mayberry would look like but the Looners do need some good stuff for themselves. I also hope he's doing okay.
>>150822016
I've been busy with work, I mainly write greens on the weekends. I did write an Anona & Loono green Friday.
>>150822786
Simply be there for her, be a good friend.

>season 1: she's mad that her husband cheated on her with the lowest possible social class
>season 2: UHM ACKSHUALLY SHE WAS JUST TOTALLY EVIL FROM BIRTH AND THE MARRIAGE WAS ARRANGED AND LOVELESS AND SHE'S EVIL AND BAD SO IT'S OKAY THAT STOLAS FUCKED AN IMP
I hate fujoshitters so fucking much

>>150814504
Rick and Blitz would compete on who has the saddest back story + badass present life till both get depress get drunk and probably fuck

>>150819165
>You're playing chess with Stolas
>He's surprisingly good, too good.
>Yet you can't help but notice something is off, some of your pieces are missing.
>He keeps taunting you and why does he have his mouth full at times.
>Tell me he isn't...no it can't true...can it?
>After your turn you look away and pretend as if you're distracted by something.
>You hear a slight bit of movement from the table.
>You quickly look back and see, your rook is in his mouth.
>yfw
>"Is this the reason why Andre stopped playing Chess with you?"
>He doesn't even hide it, he simply nods, he still swallows the rook.
>yfw

Puffy...

>>150826667
I don't think that's a vagina...

Here you go gentlemen, another gift.

>>150826785
Barbie has fans? Blitzo's mom has fans?

>>150826811
I guess.

>>150826477
The amount of mental gymnastics and narrative dissonance that Vivzie went through to justify her faggot OTP is genuinely impressive.

The part where she was on the phone with Striker in front of Stolas was funny.

>>150826667
>ywn bury your face in Loona's soft, puffy sheath and give it loving smooches while she doomscrolls twatter
why
even
live

>>150826856
And she did it all in just a single episode. Astounding levels of fujoshittery.

Thinking...
Would Bee seek to actively test/torment (You) if she hated humans? What would you do?

>>150827113
That really depends on a lot of the context, are you just at one of her parties or does she have more regular dealings with you?

>>150827163
She gets your number from Tex, things may escalate from there.

>>150826811
Barbie? Yes
Blitzo's mom? There's nothing really

>>150827113
>Bee is having another one of her parties, normally she'd be having a good time. That is if you weren't there, a human at her party?!
>Sickening awfully sickening. She could just throw you out but she has plans of her own for you.
>The sight of you, a human brings painful memories of when she was last on mortal soil.
>The slave labor, the taunting from other humans, even the children taunted and mocked her. And those nights with Solomon, those dreadful dreadful nights.
>Then comes much more pleasant ideas, what to do with you. Maybe torture with a whip like was used on her during the construction of the temple.
>Force feeding, she is the sin of gluttony after all. Alcohol poisoning could work, but it's too slow even the force feeding is too slow and not that painful.
>Perhaps she could inflict the same emotional pain and physical trauma onto you, like what Solomon did to her. An eye for an eye as those humans say.
>Her minds stops for a moment when she hears the sound of a familiar laughter coming from a familiar voice.
>Loona?
>She looks and sees Loona, smiling, laughing and having a good time. With you?! How and Why is Loona with a human.
>This should disgust her, infuriate her, but she's hesitant to make a call.
>Bee calls Tex over and points to Loona and you.
>"Keep an eye on those two for me. Make sure there time here is well and sound"
>She'll have to keep an eye on you, just in case her deepest fears come to pass.

I’ve returned. Will begin work on the next chapter shorty.
-Ficanon

>>150827795
nice

>>150827795
YEAAAAAAH

>>150821921
do you really have to ask that question? you already know the answer
don't even attempt to put forward the women
fags would rather code in a blank space and vote overwhelmingly for that

>>150821803
I want to draw soon but I'm really busy right now. I'd need at least another week, so can't contribute much.

>>150826449
I like the Anona and Loono stuff and wish I had something to pitch you but it's best when these things are not forced

>>150828813
I used to take suggestions but I'll agree as you said, greens are best done when not forced and the last green I did that was a suggestion was pretty bad, even though this back when I was still fairly new to writing greens. Luckily I was able to pump out two greens today so I think I'm doing well.
>>150828748
Well I hope those days go by quickly and your able to draw soon, Anon

>>150822786
pretty much what >>150822862 said
be there to support her, be a shoulder for her to cry on if need be, and advise her of steering away from a self destructive path
fuck now I wish someone would make a fic about this

>>150812516
>Oh I never watched the show. I'm here for the fanart and porn, just like the Yordels from LoL.
my goddamn brother here!

Nevermind, I need to leave again something came up.
-Ficanon

Could they make octavia smile?

>>150829408
I don't think making her smile would be hard, helping her keep her smile would be

>>150807876
Go away Millie

Will Anon and Loona finally be happy?

>>150830233
I sure hope so

>>150830233
Perhaps, although i wonder, if hellhounds have canine genitalia, would that turn him off or make him love her even more?

>>150812516
A-fuckin-men brother

>>150830233
To be honest he took her and her company killing Inco pretty well, but it's clearly still bugging him so I don't know if they'll be able to move past it without reconciling it.

>>150830463
Nice boobs.

>>150830439
I can safely bet that 90% of people who like Loona prefer her with a human vagina, only those weird bad dragon fuckers and a few others like the cookie.

>>150830439
Its a perfectly valid and reasonable question, anon

fight me

>>150796611 (OP)
Furry "fandom" goes on >>>/trash/

>>150830608
>"Honey I know you said you wanted me to help you vent your frustration but, It's because I love you I don't want to harm and ruin that pretty face of yours."
>>150830552
>>150830546
Look, cookie, cloaca, human genitalia, whatever. I think we can agree their faces are their best feature.

>>150830693
>I think we can agree their faces are their best feature.
No debate there, these smiles could melt even the coldest of hearts

>>150830411
...Cookie?

>>150830764
Yes, rico, cookie

I think the more important question is: does Loona go into heat?

>>150830693
>I think we can agree their faces are their best feature.
Well it's certainly not their personalities, especially not Stella's.

>>150805056
what skit?

>ask stolas what demon girls find attractive
>He offers to take you shopping to refresh your style
Would you take him up on his offer and let him pick you new clothes/a new haircut?
Fags are usually supposed to be good at these things, right?

Mommy, i mean mommy, sorry i mean mommy, i mean mommy, i mean-

https://litter.catbox.moe/cwg5jqyq83qyi2ng.png

New snoot kino just dropped

Guess the thread is dead, huh?

>>150796611 (OP)
Not going to make a new thread for this but about the entire Hellaverse franchise anyone else think the best characters are the proudly evil ones? The ones who insist they are empathetic and good simply annoy me. For example I hated Charlie's new song Hazbin Guarantee from Season 2 but the Vees segment with them explaining "Why be nice when you can be famous? Trust us!" That segment stole the entire song. I hated Charlie's sequence which felt lame and ill fitting like something out of My Little Pony and Care Bears especially the lyrics "We can live in harmony!"

Nah the best characters in this entire property are the ones who are evil and own it. Very few of the immoral characters are unappealing the only examples I can think of that gets irritating is Screaming Stella, when she's not screaming she makes a lot of sense she's vengeful because her queer husband cheated on her and Andrealphus who is legit just a lame duck of a character. But the other evil characters like Crimson, Valentino. Mammon, etc they are rocking the whole joint. Every scene with them feels great because they are true to themselves as evil characters. Simply see this sequence two evil characters singing about how greatly evil they are:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIjx-B_CbOM

No sob story or misunderstanding simply classic evil.

>>150831756
>The only interesting characters in a show about demons and hell are the unapologetically evil ones
Who would have thunk?

>>150831776
The most amusing thing is Viv is trying to subvert expectations and show wicked characters as capable of being heroic. But what happened is Viv has encouraged a lot of people to read up on these famous demons like Mammon, Alastor, Goetia, etc and I would argue she has encouraged more people to get to know Christian figures like Archangel Michael. And funnier still look at how many people saw Lute's new song Like Gravity and how many people root for her to slaughter as many evil sinner souls as she can.

Don't think Viv thought this through. Lots of people don't really support her main heroes.

>>150831812
Viv doesnt think anything through, she is all glitter and no substance
I am willing to bet not even vivzie herself read up on the demons she uses in her slop, nevermind the saints and archangels
She wants to tell a subversive story, but is an all round shitty writer, so her shows fall flat on their faces
She should have stuck to character design, at least in that regard she can put out a good one every once in a while, like loona and octavia

>>150831688
The thread isn't so much dead as people seem to be " done" with Helluva Boss. Hazbin Hotel still has the wow factor of Season 2. Season 3 Helluva Boss doesn't look like it will be a draw due to the bad writing. Feel bad for Octavia because her rant in the last episode made too much sense. That girl saw her father take a figurative bullet for his trashy gay lover breaking her trust. Lots of people don't want Octavia to forgive Stolas and accept Blitzo.

>>150831858
That's true her designs have enough flair to be neat. About the writing a lot could have been avoided if Viv said that instead of Hell it was purgatory instead. That alone would excuse a lot of flaws for Hazbin Hotel because souls not wicked enough to deserve damnation go to purgatory.

>>150831858
Agreed. In this regard I appreciate simple things like the demon character from Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword whose name escapes me. Basically he's a demon who is fascinated by humanity so much that he wishes to become a mortal human and his side quest involves collecting good karma crystals basically to turn him into a human. In the mean time he lives a life where he hurts no humans and doesn't serve any demon lord. That is a morally grey character who is a demon but endearing and because he's original and not an established demon like Leviathan or Mammon you can get leeway with him being presented as a good demon.

>>150831865
>Lots of people don't want Octavia to forgive Stolas and accept Blitzo.
Lets be honest, the plot is probably going to strongarm her into forgiving him and make her seem like a petulant child for not accepting her dad's homosexuality while he is portrayed as an innocent victim who dindu nuffin

>>150801847
>femMoxxie
maleLoona negging a young milf like that would look a bit sus

>>150831858
>I am willing to bet not even vivzie herself read up on the demons she uses in her slop
As the host of one of the more popular Satanist streams on the internet I say often enough Viv paints a worse picture of Hell than Christians do.

>>150830679
You know who ELSE goes on >>>/trash/?

>>150832276
I like to think he'd mock Miller instead

>>150830230
Is wanting human dick so wrong?

>>150830608
>Wifeibox

>>150832455
>Yes!
>"Unless you're a succubus."
>Shut up, Moxxie.

>>150832297
Most Christians think of Hell as this place of eternal burning. And then you have the idiots who think that Dante's Inferno is accurate even though its not part of any Bible with the rings of Hell element. Dante's Inferno is meant to be an entertaining epic poem. Not religious scripture.

And if I remember the bible correctly Hell is simply a place where you will never see or feel God's Love. Essentially Hell is to be excommunicated and left to eternally be on your own.

>>150832761
dont expect pigzie to know that or have any deeper knowledge of christian theology

>>150796887
dude wants to cuck red invader zim

>>150832779
Yeah its amazing how Viv doesn't know any of this. And about the Devil, yes he's condemned to Hell but after the end of days. So that means that Hell is technically....empty. There is no Devil waiting to torment sinners or anything. But its been a while since I read the bible. Anyway what we see in Hazbin Hotel is complete fluff.

>>150832761
>Most Christians think of Hell as this place of eternal burning.

That would be Sheol where sinners are then thrown into Gehenna the river of fire to burn and suffer, but that's actually Judaism.

>>150832820
vivzie could have just created an entirely new universe for her to set her gay story in, yet she chose to use this half assed version of christianity to spite her daddy or something

>>150832840
Correct. She really should have taken a note from the cartoon Beetlejuice where the souls and the dead gather is an original world called Neitherworld which was actually a pun on the word Netherworld. The point is Beetlejuice made an original universal world of the dead/afterlife to not get tangled up with actual religion. Viv should have done that.

Could someone post Loona? This religious talk is annoying.

>>150796611 (OP)
Sex with lute

>>150832884
Lute only has two fates she either has her soul destroyed or becomes a lesbian.

>>150831009
Its actually a number of videos Brandon Rogers and Georgia Leahy did.
Its "Normal British People" on Brandon Rogers channel. The lady with him is Stella.

>>150833671
>Listen here, my little plaything
>I don't CARE that you're at church, I demand that you open a portal like how I showed you, get your pretty ass to Hell and then FUCK ME

>>150831056
Niiiiiiiiice!
Is this yours?

>>150831475
Sorry, it expired, could I get a new link?

>>150831021
If you want to look like a faggot and attract faggots, then sure, anon. Clothing style depends primarily on culture and your personal perception, and these two things overlap greatly, so if you want to look good, you just need to wear clothes that you like. I doubt you have such a severe psychological disorder that you'd wear only one sock on your balls.

>>150831308
If the original Stolas is a bottom lover, will Fem!Stolas be a dominant mommy?

>>150834019
No. She'll be 'top' in so far as she wants you inside her. After that you're free to pummel her Goetian coochlaca into the sheets.

>>150832840
I've seen some people saying the series was originally supposed to be about a "heaven" planet and "hell" planet, no idea how true that is but would explain a lot.

>>150833852
Here you go anon
https://files.catbox.moe/llxogp.png

>>150834239
Thank you

>>150834239
Why would you wear socks during sex?

>>150834876
Because your feet get cold

>>150834239
Sweeeet

Moxxie would sincerely sing Uptown Girl in the shower.

What are some fun HB crossovers?

A new chapter is coming...

>>150836083
Don't care

>>150836083
>Moxxie
Dont care, not interested

>>150836083
>still makes vanillafags and self-inserters mad
Based NTRbro

>>150836171
>liking NTR
self own

>>150796887
>I want to force Moxxie to watch while I have loud sloppy unprotected sex with his wife
disgusting

>>150836125
Why is part of her hair transparent in that pic lol

>>150836187
>>150836203
calm down, redditbro

>>150836206
Anon shit is already pathetic, but green Anon is quite possibly the gayest 4chan "tradition" ever.

>>150836238
>outing yourself as this much of a newfag
Oh I'm laffin'

>>150836083
I am quite impressed it's still going on

>>150836300
Never underestimate the autism of a furfag, especially not when there's weird fetishes involved.

>>150836125
Here's the image without the fucked up hair bro

>>150836429
I already had the non transparent version, do you have a transparent one thats fixed?

>>150836552
Takes like five seconds in paint wtf

One of these hand holding edits should make Loona extra thicc imo

>>150836587
If anything we need an Anon x Stella version.

>>150836587
I am still hoping for someone to make an octavia version

>>150836666
Checked.

How would shitzo react to this?

>>150836666
quads of truth!

>>150836822
Weird crackship, but okay

>>150836846
women come up with the craziest ships, dont they?

>>150837137
These crackships being pushed by women self inserting as Loona would explain so very much.

>>150837220
i think pretty much all straight-stolas AUs are made by women with the express purpose of self inserting as the girls who fuck him
i cannot, for the life of me, understand what women might find attractive in him though

>>150837255
The mind of women is an enigma. Don't forget one thought focusing on Stolas banging Roger the alien with horns would be appealing.

>>150837450
>Don't forget one thought focusing on Stolas banging Roger the alien with horns would be appealing.
thing is, stolitz is expressly made by a fag and a fujo with the purpose of pleasing other fags and fujos
fags probably self insert as blitzo

>>150836083
Not bad, but I prefer a slower burn

>>150822016
Sorry, got a new job so I've been too busy to make any greens.

>>150837509
Vivshit really is the cartoon version of Skyrim with fans having to fix everything

what are some good cutsey names to call the girls by?

>octavia
tavi
hooter/hoots
via
starlight/my star (a bit icky due to her dad calling her the same thing)
twinkles
birdy
feather butt
(my) night sky

>loona
moony
moonbutt/moon buns
fluffy buns
(my) good girl
pooch
wolfy
my moon
moonlight

>>150837776
On one hand if (you) called Loona Loonie it might creep her out but then again she is a woman so she might be into it. But only if you do it in private.

>>150838395
WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HER POWER LEVEL?

>>150838450
'bout tree fiddy

>>150838395
She looks russian now and I hate it very much

>>150799040
That's why you muzzle Loona before you start Obedience School. She's a total mush, just takes time and TLC.

>>150837255
You kidding?
He's tall, handsome, soft, sad, and vaguely feminine. He's a male damsel in distress waiting for his princess to arrive and save her from his wicked bitch wife
As much as women like chad they also love good looking soft boys

>>150838762
>Loona can dish it out in banter but when it comes to sex stuff with (you) she can't help but drop her spaghetti everywhere
>she opens up more as she gets more comfortable with you
>thankfully she keeps things in the bedroom and there are some hard lines she won't cross
>but it turns out she's REALLY into bdsm and muzzles
>also wants you to praise her and give her a treat after sex

>>150838914
The girl is a molten lava cake. She dishes it out hard but she's full of soft spots considering she loves Blitzo, enjoys Octavia and almost immediately fell for Tex -- Blitzo (parental subtext aside) is probably what the average experience would be: If you can keep up with her or at least not be deterred and you show a genuine interest in being by her side, she'll eventually melt.

>>150838914
i wonder how the resident shithead might react if he ever found out how you treat his ”pure, precious daughteru”

>>150839009
Shitzo is always going to hate you no matter what if you date Loona

>>150839041
true, but you treating her like a literal dog might push him over the edge

>>150839072
First he'd have to find out which he won't if you keep it in the bedroom unless he's putting cameras in there which would be fucked up and piss off Loona royally, and secondly you'd be doing it because Loona wanted you to although then again Blitzo is retarded enough not to care about that.

>>150839100
lets just assume you do it when he isnt at home, but he turns up earlier than expected and hears everything through the walls/door
what would he do?

>>150839146
He'd go bananas and Loona would kick his ass

>>150839191
>shitzo gets home from whevever the fuck he was
>hears anon from loonas room
”Whos a good girl?”
>”Meeee~”
>bursts through the door and sees anon holding loona by a leash with one hand and lowering a doggy biscuit towards her face while she is on her knees naked, except for her braw and undies, and looking up at him with her ”paws” curled up to her chest
>he practically flies like a heat guided missile towards anon
>the human doesnt have a chance to even try and explain himself as he is tackled by the enranged soot rat who begins to wallop him
>he doesnt get many hits in though, as loona quickly smashes a bottle over his head, ending his tard rage and putting him soundly to sleep

>>150839041
That’s what the frying pan is for.

>>150839264
Accurate
>>150839291
Beloved sootrat smasher

do you think octavia is into tarot readings and zodiac signs?
those seem like they would be right up her alley

>>150836822
>>150837137

>>150839042
It just feels so good, doesn't it?

>>150837776
>Stella
Stel
El
Darling
Babycakes
Sweet cheeks
Hot stuff

Are there any fic updates at all?
This drought is starting to get to me

>>150840676
Be patient my dude

>>150840676
Ficanon is back, and he said he’s going to work on the next chapter soon

>>150804113
NGFHHH...

>>150841090
What about BotF, do we have any news on that?

>>150836083
I still don't understand how people can pair moxxie with loona
I get he's the only male character asides from the blitzo in the show, and they can't have loona pair up with blitzo since that's her "dad"
but really? moxxie? with his voice how can anyone not imagine zim or billy
fucking vivziepop dragging horvitz through her shitshow

>>150841983
It's funny, because they pick at each other constantly in the first season.

>>150841983
Loona's VA was Millie's VA in the pilot and she at some point posted on twitter about how she wasn't opposed to the idea of them pairing up. Someone should have that screencap

>>150833839
No, I wish I could draw.
>>150836666
Checked
>>150838661
>Russian Goetian woman
Sounds nice.
>>150839042
Indeed. Though I think we should be respectful to the Looners here, most of them anyway.
>>150839420
Not really, she's an astronomy gal. She's not majorly into astrology. That's more Stolas' area.
>>150840596
Stella isn't the kind of lady to like nicknames, she'd want more than that. She prefers physical stuff like handholding, bridal carry and the occasional kiss.

>>150841983
Most of it is just cucking/NTR/Polyamory. Most of it is just fetish work than actual attempts at a pairing, even then why bother? Just let them be friends, not everyone or everything needs to made into a pairing.

>>150836003
Anything helltaker

>>150837255
Look I'll admit, I do find that pic adorable.
>>150836822
He'd probably have a heart attack.
>>150837137
>

So anyways, Stella's butt. Big, or is the dress an illusion?

>>150843213
Oh FUCK NO. None of that Ragatha bullshit here. MY owl WIFE has a round beautiful HUGE ass n titties, end of discussion.

>>150843263
>Ragatha
What?

>>150836083
Pile of shit and a cash grab.

>>150837594
Actually good even when the author implied there may be infidelity later on.

>>150843269
Ragatha niggas was having they 9/11 finding out she has nothing under the dress and it's all an illusion with the clothing.

>>150843213
No, It's real, all natural.

Why is she like this

>>150843263
>>150843269
>>150843286
Ragatha is less thick than Pomni's chicken legs.

>>150843292
Hellhound heritage.
She yearns for being called a good girl.

>>150843213
100% real big dumptruck.

>>150843354
That being said, her face is still the best.

Finally wrangled in that pesky human male she's been after.

>>150843354
drumstick*

>>150843487
>Strika taught her how to get a human man.
Nice.

>>150836083
he WAS the only straight guy in the show so all the fanart pairing him with every girl made some sense. of course that issue was swiftly fixed.

>>150843636
>>150841983
meant

>>150837594
Kino taste, anon. The author needs to hurry up and post more chapters though
>>150843273
It's a fool's errand, but part of me hopes that, while sparks will fly between them, he'll remain faithful and they can be good friends going forward

>>150843654
We need a stella version of pic related

>>150841983
>I still don't understand how people can pair moxxie with loona
I could go into great detail, as I have in the past, but it would be completely pointless and not worth my time.

>>150841090
Sorry to bust your bubble, but >>150829371

>>150843654
That fic is a romantic slow burn, anon. And the author already planted some seeds of distrust between M&M in chapter 9. The only way to prevent a cheating arc is to break up M&M first.

FemMoxxie x Loono

>>150843759
>I could go into great detail
Nta for that post but I'd be interested to hear
>That fic is a romantic slow burn, anon. And the author already planted some seeds of distrust between M&M in chapter 9. The only way to prevent a cheating arc is to break up M&M first.
Yeah, I know. Part of me likes seeing the ship, but another part likes seeing the wholesome pair stick together. Like having your cake and eating it too. The characterization is solid though, so I don't actually mind M&M splitting
>>150843857
>picrel

>>150843636
>pairing him with every girl made some sense
Cowards

>>150843636
It kind of sounds like self inserting to me.

Moxxie is simply a ladies man and he's very loyal to his wife. That being said Millieis the easily jealous type.

Which of the two would be an ass girl, octavia or loona?
Which one would like a nice butt on her man(and maybe even play with it)?

>the fags over in /hhg/ are starting to accuse one another of being me
>Meanwhile i just post hoot pussy and dont engage with their schizo tism

>>150843989
I'll just say that, as they stand right now in the show, Loona and Moxxie have more similarities, parallelisms, and narrative potential than M&M.
Both Loona and Moxxie have similar insecurities, but the walls they put up as defense manifest in different ways due to different upbringings and personalities. I personally believe they complement each other very well and could help each other to heal if they open up to each other. By being more direct and honest with him, Loona could help Moxxie become more assertive, and by paying attention to her and showing empathy, Moxxie could help Loona become less guarded and cynical.
Compare that to the fact that Moxxie's trauma and insecurities are never truly addressed by Millie, or how Blitzo just babies Loona without even trying to understand her.

>>150844431
I find that kind of funny, because people did the same thing here regarding me and Stolasfag. But /hhg/ is just hilariously bad in that regard.

>>150844431
Based but don't bring their asinine bullshit over here.

>>150844459
>Compare that to the fact that Moxxie's trauma and insecurities are never truly addressed by Millie, or how Blitzo just babies Loona without even trying to understand her.
This, both Blitzo and Millie are just self inserts for the fat autistic 14 year old girls and flaming autistic 40+ year old men who want to "take care" of a damaged individual and feel like saint/mother figure while doing it. They really don't do anything to actually help their respective charges at all, it's all just for show.

Loona is wife material
Octavia is best friend/sister material
I am NOT wrong

>>150844723
That's your prerogative good sir. We all have our own taste in women.

>>150844613
Kek. Fairly accurate.

>>150844790
I'll fuck you...

>>150844828
Are you okay, Anon?

>>150844613
>and flaming autistic 40+ year old men who want to "take care" of a damaged individual and feel like saint/mother figure while doing it.
so true it hurts
Mindset of the people medrano hangs out with in a nutshell. It's not a company, it's a clique

>>150844820
Millie deserves a real man to take her to pound town.
>>150844848
>it's a clique
A cult

>>150796887
I should have known Blitzø would be a poster here

>>150844907
but Blitzo can't read, so how could he have posted that?

>>150844921
Text-to-speech and vice-versa, obviously

>>150844723
t. firebrows

>>150844947
Do you think someone could make a weapon out of Anon's firebrows? Like for example, the flamerang from Ty the Tasmanian Tiger.

>>150842165
She wants nicknames in ADDITION to the physical intimacy

>>150843213
It's large, firm and she's just eager to have it spanked

>>150845097
Based https://youtu.be/DnELL9dqt_I

>>150844947
>Someone blows out Anon's eyebrows
>"Wow, are my brows out?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qTLp2EwAOQ

>>150843213
I remember there was some canon merch of her in a swimsuit years ago that demonstrated that she does indeed have a big fat Mrs. Incredible tier ass.

>>150845138
If Anon every hypothetically ascended into becoming an Overlord you think he'd become more Hades-like? Blue Fire included.

>>150845166
In terms of personality, I'm not sure. Aku is also another choice. But Anon is already bald and has no horns, so he physically resembles Hades more.

>>150801773
Really wish I had that "please stop having sex with my boyfriend, mom" pic.

>>150845138
>Through his control of fire, Apprentice Anon can use Sinner Anon's GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS as a free, reliable source
>This also means he can take the eyebrows away whenever he wants
>How does Sinner Anon feel about this?

>>150844459
Huh, never really thought about that, but yeah. Blitzo, while well-intentioned, does coddle Loona way too much, suffocating her with surface-level affection. I think the show sorta shot itself in the foot with Loona though, even if I can't say when exactly. Her hostility goes largely ignored by everyone, which bothers me if it's supposed to be a sticking point, which the show sometimes says it is (Cotton Candy comes to mind). If she maintained her aggressive mocking of Moxxie while having to deal with much more flak from Millie, and her aggression towards Blitzo was toned down, say by making a lot of the physical reactions like hitting him be more reflexes learned as an orphan than conscious attempts to hurt, I could see her evolution into a kinder character much more clearly. As for Moxxie, I totally agree that the show hit arrested development regarding him. Doesn't help they also threw away a huge opportunity by making him and Crim's relationship so one-note. Imagine if in Exes and Oohs you had Millie try to kill Crimson but Moxxie stepped in to stop her, saving his life, because despite how fucking awful he was there's still that persistent connection? Imagine Moxxie having to deal with still loving the man who killed his mom? Or what if there were scenes that showed certain aspects of hos character were things he picked up from Crimson, like culinary skills. Idk, I just feel like there's more interesting things for these characters to do "I'm mean" and "My dad sucks"

>>150845166
>>150845237
This makes me think of a "bad ending" concept were Anon and Loona have a big falling out (up to yall to decide who was to blame for it) and break up. Years later Anon somehow becomes a powerful Overlord, with many of the positive influences in his life gone he degrades into being the kind person who takes the souls of others, something he wouldve hated even thinking about even doing ages ago.

>>150845636
>E1 Anon

>>150838395
She looks like the Snow Queen from an old but good Russian cartoon, I like it.

>>150842165
>Russian Goetian woman
Sounds hot.

>>150834181
So, she'll decide when I'm on top and when she is? Hot.

>>150845586
>Her hostility goes largely ignored by everyone, which bothers me if it's supposed to be a sticking point
Most of the time, her aggression is directed towards Blitzo and treated as comedy. Tone issues could be argued to be one of Helluva Boss's main flaws. And to be fair to Loona, her beef with Moxxie is two-sided, with Moxxie often provoking her first by poking at her insecurities, i.e., her being useless and a lost cause. Seeing Stars emphasizes these dynamics.
>As for Moxxie, I totally agree that the show hit arrested development regarding him.
I'd like to believe this is an intentional setup for future development for Moxxie, since Rolando's dialogue in the leaks of Ghostf**kers' early storyboards seemed too on-the-nose and made it seem that the writers are very aware of Moxxie's insecurities and the flaws of his relationship with Millie.
>Doesn't help they also threw away a huge opportunity by making him and Crim's relationship so one-note.
This is a generalized problem with the way the majority of the antagonists in Helluva Boss are written. They're written to be so one-dimensionally evil with no redeeming qualities that only Striker stands out. Since Crimson hasn't been shown to have any redeeming qualities, it makes no sense for Moxxie to have any attachment to him. Same with Stella being basically a hate sink who we don't ever see directly interact with her own daughter until the last two episodes of season 2. That's why her scene with Octavia in Mastermind doesn't work.

>>150846198
>i.e., her being useless and a lost cause
That epiode was one of the few times their beef was handled very well. It makes sense that Loona and Moxxie would start out neutral to one another, with him being polite and her being aloof and not the most productive employee, which gets him on her case about it, which then kicks off the trend of her messing with him, which in turn aggravates him to question her utility, ad infinitum. I think she has the groundwork for all these insecurities laid out, but they don't get much proper execution/payoff. Her having friends over for Sinsmas was a miss, for example. She should have a really shit social life outside I.MP., with any friends either being very vapid or who are more around due to other people's presence (Blitzo, Bee, Vortex, etc)
>Rolando's dialogue in the leaks of Ghostf**kers' early storyboards
Interesting, never saw that. I'll try to find it. Hopefully S3 stops spinning wheels character wise and also shows the I.M.P. crew actually doing their job again
>They're written to be so one-dimensionally evil with no redeeming qualities
It's painful too since the reason you tend to have family strife is to allow for nuance in a way you can't get with strangers. Imagine Return of the Jedi if Vader wasn't Luke's dad? He'd just be Sidious' pawn who has to be taken down and you lose the emotional heart of that film. As you said, Stella's "comforting" of Octavia fell flat. I wonder if the writers stupidly believe that giving villains redeeming qualities means you still can't utterly hate their guts or despise them. Even pure evil villains can have positive attributes, like Hannibal Lecter (intelligent, polite, and has a genuine affection for Clarice) or Light (Has an authentic desire for justice and does materially improve the world). Giving any amount of positive experiences to these dysfunctional families would make them 10x more tragic, cause you get a glimpse of how things could've been, if people were better

>>150796627
They are trolling

If you married loona, would you move to hell with her or run off to earth together?
Assuming you are still alive, of course

>>150846198
>Pic
Those two really want to fuck

>Moxxie
>Anon
>The most powerful self insert of the past versus the most powerful self insert of today

>>150847516
Hell.

>>150848200
Hell is just Los Angeles but red. It doesn't even look the cool kind of red like the Palisades fire videos it just looks like smog during sunset. And more angry gays.

>>150846626
>Her having friends over for Sinsmas was a miss, for example.
They didn't come out of nowhere; Gigi and Russ were hanging out with Loona during Queen Bee. But them coming over for Sinsmas still kind of felt weird. Especially now that the writers doubled down on Loona having trust issues in Mission: Orphan Time, with her saying "I don't think [the world] would like the real me". But I guess you can chalk it up to Gigi and Russ just being casual friends instead of close friends who Loona could open up to.
>Interesting, never saw that. I'll try to find it.
It's on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA3gKUZS_D4
Rolando targets I.M.P.'s insecurities pretty accurately. The line "You're holding your husband back" and the rest of the dialogue towards Millie strike me the most, as if the writers were aware that Millie just enables Moxxie's insecurities and doesn't allow him to grow as a character/person. There are also cool Loona action scenes.
As for your last paragraph, I agree 100%. Stella's case is particularly bad. We could have at least been shown that she cares for Octavia in her own way, since Octavia doesn't seem to hate her. However, the first time we see Stella in Loo Loo Land, she refuses to get up to tend to a crying Octavia.
>cause you get a glimpse of how things could've been, if people were better
It's funny how Moxxie lampshades this in the latest short, but it felt pretty shallow because we've only been shown Crimson being a piece of shit towards baby Moxxie.

>>150848120
Is that one anon who rages at Moxxie self-inserters still around?

>>150848496
>Is that one anon who rages at Moxxie self-inserters still around?
No I think he gave up.

>>150848120
>Moxxie and Anon are outsourced as topside removal guys for the day.
>Turns out the home they're moving crap out of belonged to Emberlynn's parents.
>And the biggest task on the list is her old room.
>So the duo have to dig through the deceased womanchild's belongings as part of their job or else they don't get paid.
>Eventually they come across the fanfiction drawer (which coincidentally is also the vibrator drawer).
>The usual gooning material of a millenial lady is in there. Monsters, monster boys, anime husbandos and e-celeb smut that would make a cigarette-chugging wine-o prostitute blush.
>Except one stands out. It appears to have been written recently, strangely enough.
>'Charcteristics of a Sulfur Heart.'
>Moxxie remarks at the title and how the smell is way more *fresh*.
>You too get a strange feeling from it. Somehow it's peering at you from the depths of a depraved woman's mind.
>The pair flit through it.
>And totally recoil in horror when they find out it's a graphic yaoi novel about a strikingly familiar sinner/imp pair eventually romancing and fucking each other through convoluted rape scenarios.
>tfw there's a third character who is obviously the author's self-insert trying to push the two protags together.
>They both unanimously decide then and there to burn it.
>Anon because he's not gay and Moxxie because he's appalled by the literary contrivances.
>Unaware of the catlike eyes twitching in psychotic rage from above.

>>150848782
kek'd

>>150848782
>spoiler

We need more goetified versions of the vivzie cast

>>150843759
The one saying something came up is fake.

>>150850381
>The one saying something came up is fake.
If that's true, then fuck that guy.

gg a w r e t uh w n eet poc gli glimer can you tell the boys the secrets i am

>>150850189
I prefer houndified versions of the cast

>>150850189
Now that's a turkey id stuff.

>>150848782
>Helluva Shorts: The Revenge of Emberlynn

>Sinners are trapped in Hell by way of magical gates, constructions, and automatons crafted by Satan himself.
>To even make it to a ring involves magic arcane and ancient, the kind no sinner can hope to perform.
>Even the mightiest overlord can break free.
>Except for one.
>Just one.
>The first one. The first sinner.
>He broke through all of their defenses, all of their machines and magical barriers, and found his way upward.
>Hidden beneath a veil of darkness, he comes to the home of his father, and finds an angel weeping to his memory.
>They contact, and form a plan.
>A plan to punish the wicked who destroyed the soul of one they both loved.
>Prepare, Daughter of Lucifer.
>The First Son comes with his Lute in hand.

>be human
>date Octavia
>die due to unforseen circumstances
>wasn't a piece of shit in life so you end up in heaven
>can never see her again
lol

>>150852035
>dating a demon
>not going to hell
Pick one.

>>150852035
>Fornicating and frolicking with Hellspawn
>Not damning your immortal soul

>>150852035
>consort with a literal demon
>somehow end up in heaven
i mean, its a bit of a stretch, isnt it?
and even if he somehow does end up in heaven, it might be considered a fitting punishment, as now he will be unable to see her again, although, there are ways to go to hell
isnt heaven literally above hell and dont all winners get wings? Whats to stop anon from just jumping over the edge and glinding down to hell?

>>150796611 (OP)
Episode where she travels to Earth when? Also is Brandon Rogers actually talented?

>>150852093
If it were that easy you'd say way more winners in hell therefore we can assume there is some barrier or other means of preventing them from doing so. In the leaks they outright tell Pentious he can't leave.

>>150852035
Isn't implied that no one knows how to get to haven?

>>150852093
If it were that easy you'd see way more winners in hell therefore we can assume there is some barrier or other means of preventing them from doing so. In the leaks they outright tell Pentious he can't leave.

If I raped a demon while waterboarding her in holy water, would I go to heaven

>>150852163
>rape
No

>>150852138
>If it were that easy you'd see way more winners in hell
...why though? Like, why would they ever go there? They know for a fact everyone in hell is awful and hell is a shithole, thats like saying there should be more white people in somalia
and yes, i know some women might go there, but in heaven there are no jewish travel agencies to gaslight and manipulate gullible young girls into traveling to such hovels

i can't even begin to imagine the amount of pussy teen stolas got in high school

>>150852224
you mean the amount of pussy he would have gotten, had he not been a massive faggot

>>150852217
>...why though? Like, why would they ever go there?
Because they can. It'd happen at least once. Besides like I said, in the leaks its made clear Pentious can't just get back to hell, he's stuck.
>>150852224
Zero because he's gay.

>>150852278
>Because they can. It'd happen at least once.
just because i can go to india doesnt mean i am going to. For all we know, someone could have gone down there before the events of the show and it ended very badly for them, which made everyone else write the abyss off
heck, i wouldnt be surprised if heaven has its own propaganda department with the purpose of convincing people to stay, you need to keep in mind that the average winner would also be less likely to go against the grain, as it were
> Pentious can't just get back to hell, he's stuck.
pentious is a special case, the only sinner in recorded history to ascend, obviously they wont just let him go back, but judging by the S2 trailer he does manage it by the end

>>150852348
I don't know what to tell you, man. So far there's more evidence of heaven being nigh impossible to leave than not thanks to Pentious so if you're arguing otherwise you're working purely within headcanon.

>>150852392
even if it were harder to leave, its obviously not impossible, the exterminators come down on an periodic basis, after all
although it would be a fun few episodes, anon trying to convince everyone that he doesnt belong there and he should be in hell and the winners trying to help him, thinking hes got a bad case of survivor syndrome or something

>>150852132
>Turns out that you performed a set of secret actions at one point in your life that get you entry into heaven for free, regardless of anything you actually did
>You and two historic bastards who also triggered the heaven cheat code team up to find a way to Hell, while trying to ignore that their reasons are significantly less noble than yours

>>150852418
I never said it was impossible, just very, very hard. Certainly not just falling through the hole.
>>150852426
>up up down down left right left right b a

>>150852197
>>150852197
>>150852197

move over