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Anonymous No.150797473 [Report] >>150797515 >>150797537 >>150797546 >>150797567 >>150797803 >>150798053 >>150798188 >>150799841 >>150801109 >>150807777 >>150812340 >>150813685 >>150814777 >>150815701 >>150818375 >>150821179 >>150821653
This insinuates that Hitler existed in the Zootopia universe.
Anonymous No.150797503 [Report] >>150797521 >>150797545 >>150797587 >>150800521 >>150801109 >>150801681 >>150807654 >>150813685 >>150814328
He was a German shepherd
Anonymous No.150797515 [Report]
>>150797473 (OP)
good, he strikes fear in the hearts of evil people
Anonymous No.150797521 [Report] >>150798263
>>150797503
he was actually an Austrian pinscher
Anonymous No.150797537 [Report] >>150803737 >>150814361
>>150797473 (OP)
Who did he genocide, reptiles?
Anonymous No.150797545 [Report] >>150797562 >>150816032
>>150797503
>Hitler
>German
Anonymous No.150797546 [Report] >>150801386 >>150814150
>>150797473 (OP)
Maus is canon to Zootopia.
Anonymous No.150797562 [Report] >>150798177
>>150797545

Correct. He was Austrian. Insert “Damn immigrant” joke here.
Anonymous No.150797567 [Report] >>150797677
>>150797473 (OP)
or that George Grosz beat him to death with a belt buckle in self defense in 1920 and the Weimar Republic was never destabilised, eventually becoming a center-left socialist state as most non-dictatorship European states were through the financial crises of the 20s and 30, Barényi came up with the name regardless and Barényi and a civilian Hirst eventually spun it out into a modern car manufacturer much the same as in our world

or do you have a theory about animal Franco founding SEAT in 1950 that would somehow disprove this
Anonymous No.150797587 [Report] >>150801475
>>150797503

Hitler wasn’t even born in Germany. He was an immigrant from Austrialia.
Anonymous No.150797677 [Report]
>>150797567
Clearly the history of zootopia is a mirror of real life history but with animal puns
Anonymous No.150797803 [Report] >>150797863 >>150798248 >>150814361 >>150818355
>>150797473 (OP)
He was in the Cars universe too
Anonymous No.150797863 [Report]
>>150797803
of course its the hippie stoner guy.
Anonymous No.150798053 [Report]
>>150797473 (OP)
No it doesn't, Wolfswagen is just named after Wolfsburg and there was no great lamb genocide
And even if there was it wasn't that bad
And even if it was...
Anonymous No.150798177 [Report] >>150799383
>>150797562
That's low-hanging fruit, I prefer the, "most Canadians would rather be Americans," one.
Anonymous No.150798188 [Report]
>>150797473 (OP)
I saw that tweet too.
Anonymous No.150798248 [Report] >>150801478
>>150797803
There was also a popemobile, implying there was a car Jesus who got car-ucified.
Anonymous No.150798263 [Report] >>150798594 >>150799367 >>150801437
>>150797521
That tracks.
Anonymous No.150798594 [Report]
>>150798263
Cute
Anonymous No.150799367 [Report]
>>150798263
Those are goofy looking dogs
Anonymous No.150799383 [Report] >>150801450
>>150798177
Your meme is like 6 years out of date.
Anonymous No.150799841 [Report] >>150800153 >>150801817
>>150797473 (OP)
>animal people putting their own animal like features on their car

Imagine a human car.
Anonymous No.150800018 [Report]
Despite being 13% of the dog population, 50% of dog crimes in Zootopia are committed by pitbulls.
Anonymous No.150800153 [Report]
>>150799841
I’ve seen people put smiley faces and eyes lashes on their cars. Also reindeer horns and red noses on Christmas. It’s all very cringe
Anonymous No.150800355 [Report] >>150800462
cool thread OP. just stealing trending twitter posts
Anonymous No.150800462 [Report] >>150801705
>>150800355
Would you rather have a Twitter screenshot thread?
Anonymous No.150800521 [Report]
>>150797503
He was a little farting poodle that larped as a wolf.
Anonymous No.150801109 [Report]
>>150797473 (OP)
>>150797503
It's literally just Blondi
Anonymous No.150801386 [Report]
>>150797546
Don't tempt them.
Anonymous No.150801437 [Report] >>150801528
>>150798263
>Zootopia Hitler wouldn't be a strong breed with a thick neck coat and tall ears
>just some thin-furred goober with floppy ears
The idea that the racial facade would last just as long in Zootopia as it did in our world just sounds hilarious.
Anonymous No.150801450 [Report] >>150819038
>>150799383
>2024 was 6 years ago
damn I feel old.
Anonymous No.150801475 [Report]
>>150797587
>Immigrant takes control of Country
>Country goes to hell
Anonymous No.150801478 [Report] >>150801521 >>150814945 >>150815407
>>150798248
Not only that, the fact that car pope was inside a popemobile surrounded by bulletproof glass means car pope almost got assassinated at least once.
Anonymous No.150801521 [Report] >>150801595
>>150801478
car pope implies theres car jews and car muslims
Anonymous No.150801528 [Report]
>>150801437
Ironically, it would also convey the movie's themes much more effectively. Genuine edgekino.
Anonymous No.150801595 [Report] >>150801620 >>150801728
>>150801521
If the planes are also sentient in the cars universe, were the ones that hit the World Trade Center muslim planes or were they hijacked from within by muslim toyotas?
Anonymous No.150801620 [Report] >>150801675 >>150815634
>>150801595
You're thinking about this too hard. Those are kid movies man.
Anonymous No.150801675 [Report]
>>150801620
kids movies with DEEEEEEP LORE
Anonymous No.150801681 [Report]
>>150797503
Hitler was austrian sucker.
Anonymous No.150801705 [Report] >>150810317 >>150813633
>>150800462
Id rather we keep this place insulated from the rest of the internet in general. We need a damn cyber wall
Anonymous No.150801728 [Report] >>150801884
>>150801595
That implies planes don't have control over their own flight, which Planes shows us isn't true. The planes themselves would've been the Muslim infiltrators.
Anonymous No.150801817 [Report] >>150801906 >>150802429
>>150799841
Here's a thought. Imagine all the human traits we give animals to make them anthropomorphic. Now think of a person and remove all those traits from them.
Anonymous No.150801884 [Report] >>150808990
>>150801728
Cars worship their manufacturers, so islam and thus 9/11 couldnt happen
Anonymous No.150801906 [Report]
>>150801817
But animals have their own traits we remove to make them anthro so im afraid this makes no sense
Anonymous No.150802429 [Report]
>>150801817
This is why every setting I can think of that doesn't remove humans outright from a furry setting has them in some transhumanist state, to maintain their dominance over animal-kind. So in this case you'd probably have humanity be machines by now. In more fantastical furry settings they may be eldritch entities.
Anonymous No.150803737 [Report] >>150804952
>>150797537
Birds, avians. They are now a race on another planet in the system planning revenge.
Anonymous No.150804952 [Report]
>>150803737
Funny
Anonymous No.150807654 [Report]
>>150797503
lmao
Anonymous No.150807777 [Report] >>150808878 >>150808990 >>150809224 >>150813963 >>150814402
>>150797473 (OP)
Blacksad and Maus say he would be a cat.
Anonymous No.150808878 [Report]
>>150807777
Checked
Anonymous No.150808990 [Report]
>>150807777
Kittler confirmed.

>>150801884
>Cars worship their manufacturers
>Fords and VWs studying the Protocols of the Elders of GMC
>meanwhile Teslas
Anonymous No.150809224 [Report]
>>150807777
>quads
Anonymous No.150810317 [Report]
>>150801705
How ironic, the rest of the internet thinks the same thing about walling off 4chan, if not the outright eradication of it.
Anonymous No.150812340 [Report]
>>150797473 (OP)
mein Gott...
Anonymous No.150813633 [Report]
>>150801705
god you got me started
>Id rather we keep this place insulated from the rest of the internet in general
That dream was put firmly in the grave on April 25th, after which the future of this site was made entirely clear. At any given time on nearly every single board half the catalog is inorganic LLM spam (which can be identified as such because twenty threads will effectively bring up the same mundane topic with similar filenames) varied driveby shitposts, and external brigading.
God forbid you try to make an honest, human, fun/cool thread. The schizos will crawl out of their holes, equip their pedophile proxies, and spam you into submission with scat and gore. Maybe the jannies will find it fit to ban YOU instead of them!
>We need a damn cyber wall
Radical antispam, antibrigade, autonomy-preserving technology that'd keep the experience sane for the true userbase is something they could invest in if they really wanted to, and I believe there are ways to make that happen besides bullshit timers and easily deciphered captchas, but they just don't care. The moderators likely spend more time on Discord and Twitter than anywhere here.
Turn off any extensions in a different profile and look at the top of this page. It is very likely that you see a banner promoting some homosexual Discord clique of some faceless psuedo-landlord vulture, shamelessly trying to grow their influence for epeen.
How is this not a circus? I was bitching about problems in 2022 and 2020, but never before has the site been profoundly unfun and unhelpful. When I'm done checking my other imageboards and check what's going on on 4chan, unless I'm looking for porn I expect nothing and am still disappointed.
Anonymous No.150813685 [Report]
>>150797473 (OP)
>>150797503
>KanYak releases his new song called HH
Anonymous No.150813963 [Report]
>>150807777
Aww, I know he did terrible things but i just want to scratch his cute little chin.

Also is that middle scientists a fucking owl?
Densel No.150814150 [Report]
>>150797546
XD XD
Anonymous No.150814328 [Report]
>>150797503
he'd be some lap breed arguing about how German Shepherds are the master breed.
Anonymous No.150814361 [Report]
>>150797537
rats

>>150797803
generally he's been imagined to be a Mercedes.
Anonymous No.150814402 [Report]
>>150807777
Kitler
Anonymous No.150814777 [Report]
>>150797473 (OP)
What is Jaguar and Ram in this universe? What about horsepower?
Anonymous No.150814945 [Report] >>150815026
>>150801478
Yeah a Turkish Ford shot at a Polish Fiat in the 80s
Anonymous No.150815026 [Report]
>>150814945
what does a Cars gun look like? is an insurgent a custom Technical or something?
Anonymous No.150815407 [Report] >>150815619
>>150801478
the Popemobile was simply a replacement for the sedia gestatoria; if you put one in this movie that didn't have the bubble on the back nobody would understand the reference, but even JPII used Popemobiles without the bulletproof glass after the assassination attempt, for example in Spain in 1982; most if not all (not sure about Benedict) since then have used uncovered Popemobiles, but you don't recognize them as such because who the fuck even watches footage of the Pope
Anonymous No.150815619 [Report]
>>150815407
it depends. here's Benedict in 2011
Anonymous No.150815634 [Report] >>150815850
>>150801620
minions came up with an in universe explanation for why the minions didn't serve hitler
Anonymous No.150815701 [Report] >>150815874
>>150797473 (OP)
Hitler was the most influential human after Jesus.
Anonymous No.150815850 [Report]
>>150815634
So what was that explanation?
Anonymous No.150815874 [Report] >>150815879 >>150816235
>>150815701
Only for Europ and Putin.
for the globe, it's Jesus, Mohammed, Confucius.
Anonymous No.150815879 [Report] >>150816697
>>150815874
Anonymous No.150816032 [Report]
>>150797545
But he had a german shepherd
Anonymous No.150816235 [Report]
>>150815874
>Mohammed
Anonymous No.150816697 [Report] >>150817458
>>150815879
He looks like a restaurant owner
Anonymous No.150817458 [Report]
>>150816697
Confucius noodles
Anonymous No.150818355 [Report]
>>150797803
Doesn't planes also have that warbird character, he meets him at an aircraft carrier and he's got fucking war medals and he's decorated, ww2 literally happens in these universes, wonder what they genocides... Biplanes?
Anonymous No.150818375 [Report] >>150819869
>>150797473 (OP)
Just pushing the fake mythology of ww2.
Have to get them young
Anonymous No.150819038 [Report] >>150819106
>>150801450
Nobody wishes they were American right now lmao
Anonymous No.150819106 [Report]
>>150819038
people literally risk life and limb for the opportunity to live illegally in an American gutter subsisting off whatever breadcrumbs citizens toss their way, because it's still better than living in their shithole home nation
Anonymous No.150819869 [Report]
>>150818375
>the fake mythology of WW2
The what?
Anonymous No.150821179 [Report] >>150821724
>>150797473 (OP)
idgi
Anonymous No.150821653 [Report]
>>150797473 (OP)
If that's the case imagine the siege of Suiyang existing too.
Anonymous No.150821724 [Report]
>>150821179
Mustache on the car