Death Battle
Dante vs Clive BINGO TIME
Bet on which lines will happen in the episode!
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:09:55 PM
No.150802830
>>150802864
Shut up Listroon
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:11:27 PM
No.150802864
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:12:22 PM
No.150802882
You can ONLY post your HERO if he's above Universal WITHOUT chainscaling.
>>150802566
>>150802678
Kratosura was the product of Production Hell, time crunching, and being rushed to release and barely even completed.
They used Wanktos but very clearly didn't buy it because there was no time to do anything else andwanking Kratos was easier/quicker, and seemed less controversial.
Dante isnβt where he used to be in the Powerscale bubble. Dantefags got exposed for being grifters faking Chinese Mobile Game translations to upscale DMC to 9-Dimensional and have been on a downward spiral only lessened by Dante being an icon of vidya.
Clive beating Dante, and the post-fight analysis debunking the DMC wank would be absolutely hilarious.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:13:25 PM
No.150802906
'tos on 'log
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:14:13 PM
No.150802925
>>150803022
>>150803736
ScytheQUEENs WON bigly!
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:14:17 PM
No.150802928
>>150803064
>>150806903
Anyways, here is blatant concept manip for Dante
1/?
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:14:30 PM
No.150802933
>>150802963
.....I can't believe I ever thought Buffy the Vampire Slayer vs Cassie Hack would've been a fairer fight
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:14:43 PM
No.150802939
>>150803050
>>150803158
>>150802894
>seemed less controversial.
It was not less coontroversial.
>>150802894
>reading through lore and finding WOG on xitter is harder than playing Asura's wrath
huh?
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:15:11 PM
No.150802952
>>150802894
Anon, you're very clearly coping.
DB has been team lorewank for a while. The G1 blog put Vergil at like minimum 10x Universal.
While I would like Clive to win (even if I don't care about 16 all that much), but they're gonna have Dante win.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:15:44 PM
No.150802963
>>150802992
>>150802933
Buffy should have fought Ash Williams.
>>150802603
>How did right lose against left?
This week's challenge was a trivia contest that was held on the Discord. Simply put, Team Boomstick just studied up more.
>Is it all a gigabrained ploy to remove Steve early?
Maybe? From what I can understand, Steve, Constantine, and Samus are being targeted because they only have one matchup that is popular and/or don't need the contest to get an episode. I get Steve (Terraran) and Constnatine (Raidou), but I've never seen people say that there is only one matchup for Samus worth doing. Though, I guess her being a returning character s another point against her.
Honestly, this idea that "they don't need they don't need the poll to get an episode" or "they'llget in eventually" is hella flawed. If this were remotely true, shouldn't characters as popular as Steve and Samus have gotten episodes already (or another one is Samus' case)
>>150802861
Would Dante vs Travis been better?
>>150802963
If Ash wins, do you think they'' put Buffy back up as one of his potential matchups?
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:16:56 PM
No.150802996
Post >yfw
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:17:56 PM
No.150803022
Is Blade the first character to lose due to being a secondary?
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:18:48 PM
No.150803038
>>150803060
Why didn't Dio save Swan?
Death Battle: India Edition
10/12/2025, 10:19:12 PM
No.150803045
>>>/trash/78507869
INDIA BATTLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>150802945
>>150802939
You obviously werenβt around for the absolute tantrum Kratosfags threw over pic related.
Kratos has an army of incredibly insecure scalers who will leap at anyone who dares suggest heβs anything less than Multiversal at minimum.
Giving Kratosfags what they wanted was absolutely the easier option to avoid less controversy.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:19:44 PM
No.150803057
>>150802819 (OP)
>Who asked for this MU?
Torrian
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:19:54 PM
No.150803060
>>150803038
He was FRIGHTENED of Buffy's power.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:19:56 PM
No.150803061
>>150803100
>>150803132
I would make a Clive monster no longer joke but I know nothing about Final Fantasy
>>150802945
Funnily enough WOG nerfs Kratos and the few statements that do support Multiversal Countries weren't used
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:19:59 PM
No.150803064
>>150803097
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:20:35 PM
No.150803075
>>150803106
>buffy is here
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:20:40 PM
No.150803076
>>150803101
>>150803524
Here's Dante covering his eyes when Vergil releases a blast of light.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:20:42 PM
No.150803077
>lorewank autism MU
Ok I'm looking forward to this
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:21:20 PM
No.150803088
>>150803119
>>150803050
Dude why would they care about controversy they had Dragonball, Sonic, and Comics lose. Yeah Kratosfags can be wild but they can't match those guys
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:21:38 PM
No.150803094
>>150803238
>>150803701
>>150802819 (OP)
You forgot to put Jackpot.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:21:43 PM
No.150803097
>>150803238
>>150803064
remove Gilgamesh/Dissidia since Clive wasn't in any of those
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:21:50 PM
No.150803100
>>150803140
>>150803574
>>150803061
Clive is basically just as big of an overly goody two shoes as Asura was, but he does actually kill innocents in a berserk rage (even though it's directly induced in him by the main villain) so he is a true and proper MONSTER.
Also Dante to be fair isn't as much of a holier than thou hypocrite as Kektos
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:21:50 PM
No.150803101
>>150803076
Kratosbros, Dante's just as fast as us!
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:21:56 PM
No.150803104
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:22:05 PM
No.150803106
>>150803075
>10k tons and 9k tons respectively
>Buffy and Blade need to hit DIO to kill him
>No counter for time stop
DIO would've unironically 1v2'd them
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:22:24 PM
No.150803113
I posted it in the previous thread, I am retarded
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:22:38 PM
No.150803119
>>150803088
(Me) I would unironically say Hulk vs Broly caused the biggest fall out and melty because Zfags went all out on multipliers and Cosmology for capefags
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:23:13 PM
No.150803132
>>150803061
Dante wouldn't call Clive a monster if he kills him he would be sad actually and sulk in some diner eating strawberry sundae
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:23:55 PM
No.150803140
>>150803100
Dante is never kill innocent and he has a free toilet seat for customers. Dante is saint.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:24:12 PM
No.150803147
>"Dante is universal because Mundus made an universe"
>look inside
>the "universe" has some random water surface and disappears in the next scene
>Mundus attacks with lightning and meteors in a stormy place
>then it's a lava place which hurts Dante
>after beating Mundus Dante needs to escape the exploding island and he says Mundus would be buried by it as well
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:24:53 PM
No.150803158
>>150803211
>>150803276
>>150802939
>>150802945
Did you guys forget basically nobody gave a shit about AW? Outside of powerscaling, it flopped hard and Crapcom has not touched the IP or gave a shit about it for over a decade. Controversy wise, DB easily couldβve gotten away with it better if they scaled Kratos to Thor, Zeus or the Fates or whatever. Instead they did the Helios hand meme and the cookbook nonsense, as well as the βJust because weβve never SEEN Kratos [do shit that anyone with functioning brain cells and eyes wonβt believe]β Kratos is much more popular than Asura so more people would buy the shit Kratosfags are selling.
Them doing Loretos was definitely the less controversial and easier route since they can be as hyperbolic and flowery as they want and retards would eat all that slop up. They wouldnβt have to worry about doing actual calculations for shit Kratos does onscreen.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:25:01 PM
No.150803162
APOLOGIZE
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:25:14 PM
No.150803168
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:25:23 PM
No.150803170
Buffy the HOLY
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:25:47 PM
No.150803175
>>150803693
>>150802992
>Would Dante v Travis been better
The connections arenβt really concrete, but Travis at least has more games to work off of and some funny hax.
Travis pulling Dante into the Death Drive Mk 2 and bumping his difficulty down so much he turns into Donte or Netflix Dante so Travis can kill him easier would be some Hal v Ben-tier humiliation.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:26:02 PM
No.150803180
Reminder that Japan uses the words for universe and space interchangeably
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:26:13 PM
No.150803182
>featsissy humiliation ritual part 2
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:26:16 PM
No.150803185
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:27:02 PM
No.150803196
Chad
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:27:19 PM
No.150803202
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:27:39 PM
No.150803207
>>150803152
It's just like with Kratos
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:27:55 PM
No.150803211
>>150803231
>>150803158
That's the thing tho, DB is basically for powerscalers. I'm pretty sure a normalfag doesn't care if Kratos or Asura won because they don't care about powerscaling. They just bought into lorewank
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:28:21 PM
No.150803219
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:28:48 PM
No.150803231
>>150803211
normalfags care about results, but only as far as the guy they like more winning
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:29:17 PM
No.150803238
>>150803367
>>150803701
>>150803094
too easy (which one would it replace tho?
>>150803097
the slot was meant to be like oh they will find a way to.scale him to dissidia/gilgamesh
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:29:16 PM
No.150803239
>>150803152
Powerscalers are dumb as bricks.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:30:09 PM
No.150803257
>>150803291
>>150803330
>blade is a master of the israeli martial art krav maga
>opens fight by executing a child
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:30:26 PM
No.150803262
Aresβ universe vs Mundusβ universe, which is more fraudulent?
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:30:39 PM
No.150803264
>>150803275
this is so fucking funny
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:31:05 PM
No.150803275
>>150803264
You can tell they go here
>>150803050
>Giving Kratosfags what they wanted was absolutely the easier option to avoid less controversy.
Not really. It would have been less controversial to have him lose again.
>>150803158
>Did you guys forget basically nobody gave a shit about AW?
Everyone with taste cares about AW.
>Them doing Loretos was definitely the less controversial and easier route since they can be as hyperbolic and flowery as they want and retards would eat all that slop up. They wouldnβt have to worry about doing actual calculations for shit Kratos does onscreen.
Nope. It would be less controversial to say that Loretos isn't real and have him die to Asura.
>>150803152
The best part is that Clive even gets his own fake "universe" feat so Dantexissies can't wriggle out of this with their usual autism
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:32:06 PM
No.150803291
>>150803257
Why didn't he punch Buffy in the groin?
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:32:41 PM
No.150803298
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:33:42 PM
No.150803314
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:34:09 PM
No.150803318
>>150805689
>>150803290
Bayonetta is multiversal and still lost.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:34:16 PM
No.150803319
Very inclusive of Death Battle to hire a trans woman to play as Buffy.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:34:20 PM
No.150803320
>>150803050
>What Spawn did to Kratos the second he got into the Winnerβs Room after Spawn Rider
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:34:38 PM
No.150803326
>>150803276
Normalfags would absolutely cry if they had Kratos lose to some nobody.
Fuck, snoys sperged out when IGN said they were tired of the moviegames having the same basic plot every time.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:34:45 PM
No.150803329
>>150803342
>>150803378
Okay, let's assume that Death Battle gives them equal stats via lore schizophrenia, who wins in that case? Who has the better abilities?
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:34:46 PM
No.150803330
>>150803257
>Krav Maga was developed in Israel
JESUS.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:34:55 PM
No.150803335
>>150803348
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:35:17 PM
No.150803342
>>150803329
smt dante ragdolls
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:35:27 PM
No.150803345
>>150803361
>>150803387
So who's the strongest vampire Buffy has a chance against?
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:35:37 PM
No.150803348
>>150803335
Vergil is so cool bros....
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:35:39 PM
No.150803350
>>150803290
Ultima is Clive's Endgame, while timeline wise Mundus is somewhere in the middle.
Dante also has multiplier wank.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:35:57 PM
No.150803357
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:36:17 PM
No.150803361
>>150803345
Kain and Raziel?
>>150803238
Hair gel joke. That's more of a Vergil thing.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:36:54 PM
No.150803378
>>150803551
>>150803329
Dante.
They overall match, but Dante has a few more extra abilities and items. For instance, Quicksilver, Doppelganger, etc.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:37:23 PM
No.150803387
>>150803345
Buffi is a original doomslayer of her univervers.
So, are we not caring about respectful chungus deaths anymore now?
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:37:33 PM
No.150803392
>>150803367
To be fair, Dante can slick his hair up just like Vergil with his bloody palace taunt. He also does it after winning a battle in Punishing: Gray Raven.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:37:41 PM
No.150803393
>>150803425
>>150803276
>Not really. It would have been less controversial to have him lose again
>Kratostrannies had a massive melty over Spawn killing Kratos
>somehow it would be less controversial to have a guy more unknown than Spawn brutally gape Kratos again with actual feats
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:38:06 PM
No.150803401
>>150803431
>>150803389
Whedon character
She HAD to quip
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:38:14 PM
No.150803405
>>150803431
>>150803389
It's Buffy, it would have been weird if she didn't make a quip and the fight does a good enough job explaining why she might want to kill him
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:38:16 PM
No.150803407
>>150803389
Nobody here ever gave a shit about deaths being βrespectfulβ.
Places like Reddit and Xitter do sometimes though.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:38:18 PM
No.150803408
>>150803701
>>150803367
already replaced it with concept manip
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:38:34 PM
No.150803410
>>150803431
>>150803563
>>150803389
Buffy is the totally the kind of girl to make a lame quip after killing someone. That's why I love her.
Buffy honestly would've done the same thing Blade did
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:39:32 PM
No.150803425
>>150803518
>>150803393
Can you post Kratosfags seething over Spawn? DB doesn't care about controversy, Bardock lost and a Gokufag punched Ben before. Why the fuck would they care now. Did a Kratosfag send a Pipebomb after Kratos vs Spawn?
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:39:43 PM
No.150803431
>>150803473
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:40:51 PM
No.150803457
>>150803499
Death Battle is fake and gay. They didn't count Blade's BBC as a natural weapon against Buffy.
>Torrian is animating this
What are we expecting in the fight?
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:41:49 PM
No.150803473
>>150803490
>>150803563
>>150803431
Buffy predates by a long time. Also Whedon worked on both the MCU and Buffy.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:41:58 PM
No.150803477
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:42:02 PM
No.150803479
>>150803417
>buffy after realizing that the girl was a vampire
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:42:14 PM
No.150803484
>>150803458
The greatest 3D fight in the shows history
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:42:23 PM
No.150803490
>>150803563
>>150803473
Still MCU-type writing.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:42:49 PM
No.150803499
>>150803457
To be honest they didn't show a city to be blown off of the map.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:42:55 PM
No.150803500
>>150803552
>>150803558
>>150803417
She has vampire friends and comic Buffy is more sympathetic to vampires, she wouldn't have immediately killed her
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:42:56 PM
No.150803501
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:43:47 PM
No.150803518
>>150803569
>>150803425
>a Gokufag punched Ben before
Wait, what?
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:44:08 PM
No.150803524
>>150803548
>>150803076
Post Dante destroying a mountain
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:44:11 PM
No.150803526
>>150803566
Looks like you got.... a-head of yourself.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:44:22 PM
No.150803531
Kill yourself listtroon.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:44:37 PM
No.150803535
>>150803417
Buffy fuck with vampires the twilight style and ok with werewolves.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:45:09 PM
No.150803546
>Bayofag might actually kill someone from the DB team if Dante wins
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:45:10 PM
No.150803548
>>150803696
>>150803524
Dante is too good of a man to destroy a mountain
So is Dante vs Clive just going to be Vergil vs Sephiroth all over again?
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:45:11 PM
No.150803551
>>150803585
>>150803378
I think Clive's Odin abilities are basically just Quicksilver?
And Clive can summon light and water drones to autofire to counter Doppelganger.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:45:12 PM
No.150803552
>>150803500
Angel got his soul back before he met her
Spike was effectively neutered with the chip making him harmless to humans and he still got his soul back eventually
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:45:16 PM
No.150803554
>>150803955
>>150803458
It should be good.
But Kratosura was DevilArtemisβ βbig passion fightβ and we all know how that ended upβ¦
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:45:27 PM
No.150803558
>>150803583
>>150803417
What this guy said.
>>150803500
She's been friends with vampire before. Hell, two of them were her lovers (Angel and Spike). There's even an episode of the show where a a former classmate turned vampire gives her therapy before she ends up staking him.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:45:41 PM
No.150803563
>>150803633
>>150803389
>>150803410
>>150803473
>>150803490
Buffy is the OG quipster. It would be ooc for her to be respectful
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:45:45 PM
No.150803566
>>150803526
idk why but her actress is way cuter in this shot than the rest of the fight
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:45:55 PM
No.150803567
>>150802615
You think he's had to go through a situation like this while trying to downplay capeshit in reddit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbb1OQohuMQ
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:46:01 PM
No.150803569
>>150803621
>>150803518
It was before GVS3 but Ben got punched by a guy saying it was for Goku
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:46:30 PM
No.150803574
>>150803100
>but he does actually kill innocents in a berserk rage (even though it's directly induced in him by the main villain) so he is a true and proper MONSTER
I kek every time I think about how a soulless husk of a beast had more humanity than Kratos.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:46:32 PM
No.150803575
>>150803626
>>150803652
>>150803550
It aught to be. But Final Fantasy is an anthology, so unless there were actual crossovers characters donβt really scale to other characters.
Unless DMC5 had something that changed DMCβs standing, Dante should lose.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:46:58 PM
No.150803579
>>150803667
I think you're all overlooking that Buffy won due to MONSTERlade refusing to be a better man.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:47:08 PM
No.150803583
>>150803558
Yeah, she STILL staked him
It wasn't even personal both of them knew they couldn't let the other one live
Vampires in Buffy don't have souls
It's technically just an evil spirit in a human shaped vessel with the memories of the human host
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:47:21 PM
No.150803585
>>150803627
>>150803551
Odin's basically just Yamato. He can even do Judgement Nut.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:48:43 PM
No.150803612
>>150803684
>>150803550
Hell no. Wall Level DMC is a fucking travesty and an insult to the series
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:49:09 PM
No.150803621
>>150803569
Not even remotely surprised.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:49:15 PM
No.150803623
>>150803654
Unironically if you look at Reddit at the time almost everyone was rooting for Asura. Kratos losing would've been less controversial
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:49:20 PM
No.150803626
>>150803575
Dante is multiversal, can solo Marvel zombie verse due to immunity zombie virus. Marvel vs Capcom.
>>150803585
It's been a while but I'm pretty sure time completely stops when Clive uses Zantetsusken where he lands tons of combos on you
It could be "he's just moving so fast they look like they're stopped" but that's what Quicksilver is
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:49:51 PM
No.150803633
>>150803563
Spider-Man is the OG
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:50:50 PM
No.150803652
>>150807034
>>150803550
Clive has no real way to scale to Sephiroth.
>>150803575
If Clive had any crossovers with other FF games he'd slaughter, but his game is very standalone and so Dante has a shot through lore and multipliers
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:50:53 PM
No.150803654
>>150803672
>>150803993
>>150803623
What made them switch up?
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:51:38 PM
No.150803667
>>150803579
He killed a child right in front of her.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:51:38 PM
No.150803668
>>150803685
>>150803627
Dante has a guns, Clive don't.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:51:38 PM
No.150803669
>>150803627
Odin isn't Quiksilver. Odin is using Darkness and being Vergil like. Quicksilver slows down time for real. Vergil thing is the anime moving at high speed thing so your perception makes everyone appear slow. Hell, even Hiei has done this shit in Yu Yu Hakusho when he cut Seiryu.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:51:54 PM
No.150803672
>>150803707
>>150803654
What do you mean? Believe it or not Redditors don't really push for multiversal Kratos, Only VSBW and Youtubers
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:52:14 PM
No.150803676
>>150803747
I could've saved her
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:52:36 PM
No.150803684
>>150803720
>>150803627
I imagine that's more dramatic timing rather than straight up time manipulation. Shive can apparently freeze time, but that's not something Clive can do.
>>150803612
Wall level DMC is more corrent than universe level DMC
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:52:39 PM
No.150803685
>>150803709
>>150803668
Clive has tons of magic projectiles and straight up autoturrets
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:53:18 PM
No.150803692
>>150803744
If they're giving Dante all his stuff, than he wouldn't just have Quicksilver, he'd have the Bangle of time from DMC1.
https://devilmaycry.fandom.com/wiki/Bangle_of_Time
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:53:19 PM
No.150803693
>>150802992
>>150803175
>Would Dante vs Travis been better?
Travis is for Scott Pilgrim. I know Travis stomps but I don't want Scott to fight Naoto from FLCL.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:53:23 PM
No.150803696
>>150803548
KINGtos is proud of you Dante, mountains should be conserved not destroyed
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:53:42 PM
No.150803701
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:53:47 PM
No.150803707
>>150803794
>>150803672
>What do you mean?
I was sure from looking at the post battle fallout, most Redditors only hated the episode because of the animation and characterization issues.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:53:53 PM
No.150803709
>>150803685
Yeah just as Vergil do. Guns>Magic.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:54:33 PM
No.150803720
>>150803684
>corrent
ESLbro...
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:55:31 PM
No.150803736
>>150802925
Should Ruby fuck Maka
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:56:04 PM
No.150803744
>>150803692
That doesn't work on bosses which Clive would probably qualify as
Clive himself does have accessories that do explicitly slow time on the ez mode of the game though that work on everything
>>150803676
Is she meant to be a nod to akane? She kinda looks like her
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:56:24 PM
No.150803749
>>150803793
Post Dante destroying a planet.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:58:12 PM
No.150803784
>>150804555
>>150803747
SHE WAS JUST A LITTLE GIRL
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:58:20 PM
No.150803788
The final episode of the year is going to be Ash vs Yugi, Gru vs Megamind or Genshin MC vs Aang.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:58:33 PM
No.150803793
>>150803749
Dante, like KINGtos does not wish to destroy the planet
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:58:35 PM
No.150803794
>>150803707
Yeah but then redditors looked deeper and found the cookbook and MFTL+ Kratos hand wave and caused them to hate it even more, even then I was talking about the wait period for redditors which had alot of conversations about Kratos being a lore fraud, albiet there were more Kratos defenders then
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:58:54 PM
No.150803800
Has anyone made porn of Yang hatefucking Maka out of revenge for Ruby?
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:58:59 PM
No.150803801
...
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:59:06 PM
No.150803806
>>150803821
>>150803825
Why did Buffy do it bros?
>>150803806
The ryona guy was killed by a woman, ironic.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:00:17 PM
No.150803825
>>150803849
>>150803909
>>150803806
She couldn't stand the Swank in Dio vs Alucard.
Semi related, but could Buffy beat Dio?
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:00:26 PM
No.150803828
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:00:40 PM
No.150803830
Does Dante have anything on the level of Kratos and Baldr cracking a mountain during a strength clash? From what I remember his most impressive stuff is blocking the saviour, cutting off a part of a monolith with yamato and barely surviving however far Urizen punched him.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:01:17 PM
No.150803842
>>150803977
>>150803978
>>150803821
The ryona guy is Ben actually
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:01:27 PM
No.150803849
>>150803909
>>150803825
Probably not unless she has a counter to Za Warudo
Dio is also probably faster
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:01:38 PM
No.150803852
>first sakuya gets the most votes to save her in the island
>now papa swan is mercilessly gunned down on screen
sniff... why is everybody being so mean to me....
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:01:56 PM
No.150803855
>>150803870
clive who?
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:02:35 PM
No.150803870
>>150803855
shulk vs lightning wouldve been better
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:02:44 PM
No.150803871
>>150803910
>Buffy literally doing Horatio one liner complete with glasses
KEK!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8rL1DVtERc
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:03:15 PM
No.150803882
>>150803037
why dont they think a black man can read?
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:04:17 PM
No.150803898
We're never getting a new DMC game....
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:04:44 PM
No.150803909
>>150803825
>>150803849
The only vampire hunter that could kill Dio is Simon Belmont. Last I checked he too had time stop abilities as well.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:04:47 PM
No.150803910
>>150803871
I literally know nothing about CSI Miami aside from the intros
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:05:13 PM
No.150803917
Bayonetta lost.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:06:18 PM
No.150803939
>>150803990
How will DB justify Dante's inevitable victory despite his feats being far inferior to Clive?
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:06:32 PM
No.150803940
KINGte, KINGtos, and KINGslayer will win and show you the superiority of Vidya Lore
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:07:11 PM
No.150803955
>>150803554
I maintain that it would have been fine if DevilArtemis didn't have the deadline.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:07:49 PM
No.150803968
>>150804002
So does Dante getting this match free this up for Geats if he wins the island?
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:08:32 PM
No.150803977
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:08:33 PM
No.150803978
>>150804235
>>150803821
>>150803842
Ben was killed by Blade.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:08:41 PM
No.150803980
Oh hey G1 has had a perfect record this year (granted one tardy but the substitute got it right)
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:09:24 PM
No.150803990
>>150803939
Lightning is stronger than Clive simple as. And she live in the advanced sci fi also. with a better tech and spaceships.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:09:33 PM
No.150803993
>>150804155
>>150803654
On the subreddit? It is more so that Death Battle selecting a result means that it gains more legitimacy in their eyes.
So anyone that disagreed enough to care about it left the subreddit as it also became in place for Kratos scalers to feel legitimized.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:09:57 PM
No.150804002
>>150803968
I think the most likely outcome would be Liu Kang just judging by what I think the general member crowd would vote.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:10:38 PM
No.150804013
>>150805043
>>150803747
That feels like one hell of a reach, but maybe.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:11:26 PM
No.150804019
>>150804047
>>150804048
Is Blade vs Buffy performing better than Ruby vs Maka?
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:13:01 PM
No.150804047
>>150804019
Cape + Live action? Probably even if Buffy is a literal who
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:13:04 PM
No.150804048
>>150804019
So far a little better I think, but it will probably be a fight that gets more long-term views than short-term. Most capeshit fights are that way.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:14:58 PM
No.150804071
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:17:05 PM
No.150804101
>>150804162
>>150803037
I think there's Rick, who referenced Doc in his show, but not actually knew about the series that much.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:18:22 PM
No.150804122
>>150804162
>>150803037
Kyle made a Gurren Lagan construct
is buffy's actor a tranny?
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:19:01 PM
No.150804133
>>150804124
Nah she's just butch
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:19:55 PM
No.150804154
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:19:58 PM
No.150804155
>>150803993
I think DAβs post on all the backlash played a role as well.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:20:40 PM
No.150804162
>>150803037
>>150804101
>>150804122
The meta has arrived: if the character knows the series of their opponent, then they'll lose.
>but Shad-
I don't think that Twitter stream or whatever is in any way canon.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:20:44 PM
No.150804163
>>150804124
She's just butch. I think she looks cute in the final shot
>Kyle is a Gurren Lagann fan
>Didn't immediately know Simon himself is behind all the power and not Gurren Lagann
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:21:31 PM
No.150804177
>>150804164
he is a dc herald of course he'd be inconsistent.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:21:50 PM
No.150804179
>>150804164
He's a secondary, like Blade.
>>150804164
Kyle was too busy gooning to futa Yoko and loli Nia doujins to pay attention
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:23:16 PM
No.150804201
>>150804192
This is Kyle we're talking about not Hal
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:23:23 PM
No.150804203
>>150804222
>>150804192
That's my FUARKING HERO...
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:24:24 PM
No.150804215
YIPEE MY HERO BUFFY IS STAKING ME THIS IS HECKING COOL!
Brain Freeze > Pollux and Captor
10/12/2025, 11:24:45 PM
No.150804222
>>150804203
I will actually shoot you in broad daylight for relentlessly eating cup noodle. Prepare for a wake up call. And then the skin to go missing from twenty five percent of your body.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:25:06 PM
No.150804227
You think they blurred the decapitation to make sure the video doesn't get demonetized?
>>150803978
Was Ben in this?
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:25:44 PM
No.150804242
>>150804192
Kyle is an artist, so he'd be drawing it.
Dante is one of the most popular video game characters ever.
Clive sadly never sold more than 4M copies.
I never want a #DeathBattle to feel like it's picking at the little guy, so I hope most people come away from today's episode with a new appreciation for an overlooked gem.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:26:23 PM
No.150804253
>>150802992
>If Ash wins, do you think they'' put Buffy back up as one of his potential matchups?
I don't think so but they should do it anyway. Cause Ash has no other good matchups.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:26:45 PM
No.150804258
>>150804281
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:26:45 PM
No.150804259
>>150804281
>>150804235
He was the DJ.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:27:32 PM
No.150804276
>>150804235
He was the DJ
Lisa was a dancer
Austin was the Bartender
Sam and Chad were the guys taking the victim to the leader of the vampires at the club
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:27:45 PM
No.150804280
I can't even be mad Blade lost, that Live Action episode was actually pretty well done. Best one we got by a long shot. Buffy fucking surprised me, I didn't even think she was that crazy but the moment they talked about all her resistances and her taking out a Multiversal God with her broken Axe, I pretty much went to rooting Blade betting Buffy.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:27:45 PM
No.150804281
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:29:10 PM
No.150804303
>>150804247
FUARK HE SOLD MORE THAN BAYONETTA
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:29:15 PM
No.150804307
>>150804489
Current standings. Seems like Samus will be safe after all. My thoughts are
>Constatine is cool but he has one real matchup that even official episodes have referenced, he's a matter of time anyways
>Meta Knight is long overdue and has a number of potential episodes. Good pick to stay in.
>Samus is cool and should return but I fear for her being fed to gachaslop.
>Steve also only has one or two real matchups so I'm fine with this.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:29:26 PM
No.150804310
>>150804344
>>150804353
>>150804247
Itβs pure gold that he deleted the tweet.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:29:35 PM
No.150804311
>>150804330
Post your favorite character winning Death Battle right fucking now
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:29:55 PM
No.150804320
>>150804247
Noctis vs Clive would been better choice. But Noct would've won though.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:30:12 PM
No.150804327
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:30:19 PM
No.150804330
>>150804311
I can't... he only won by seal clubbing his opponent...
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:30:30 PM
No.150804334
I'm surprised they got Mari for a decently substantial role in the fight.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:31:00 PM
No.150804344
>>150804394
>>150804410
>>150804310
He should've kept it. I'm surpised no one tried to turn this into a Asurafags harassed Ben and are more butthurt than Zfags type thing
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:31:08 PM
No.150804345
PAWG won
BBC lost
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:31:35 PM
No.150804353
>>150804438
>>150804310
>proceeds to misrepresent Asura's game and beg for a sequel even though anyone who's actually played Asura's Wrath would know there's literally no potential for one
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:32:06 PM
No.150804360
>>150804369
Our VILLAINS....
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:32:56 PM
No.150804369
>>150804382
>>150804360
Swan was probably begging to cosplay as DIO
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:33:20 PM
No.150804378
>>150804396
Why was buffy ten times the size of blade? Was it an ability of hers
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:33:27 PM
No.150804382
>>150804369
He also wrote and directed the episode
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:34:22 PM
No.150804394
>>150804419
>>150804458
>>150804344
The tweet was deleted before the episode even aired I'm pretty sure
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:34:28 PM
No.150804396
>>150804493
>>150804378
Fik-Shun is short
Very skilled dancer and can do cool stuff with a sword but he's short
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:34:44 PM
No.150804401
>>150804437
>>150804124
She is, yeah.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:35:11 PM
No.150804410
>>150804486
>>150804344
Any actual Asurafag outside of here likely has never even heard of or seen Death Battle, thatβs how unpopular the game is. Ironically, most Asurafags are likely not powerscalers despite all of Asuraβs ridiculous feats.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:35:26 PM
No.150804419
>>150804394
Damn it would've been funny to see the fallout of that tweet afterwards
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:36:00 PM
No.150804437
>>150804124
>>150804401
There's nothing online suggesting she's trans
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:36:00 PM
No.150804438
>>150804353
Honestly felt like an insult to even say it.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:36:56 PM
No.150804458
>>150804394
No, it was up for a while after the episode aired, like a couple of weeks or months. I remember because thatβs how I got the tweet.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:37:10 PM
No.150804464
>Dante, Clive we must be better men....
>Kratos appears out of nowhere and makes it a triple threat
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:37:34 PM
No.150804467
I think it's hilarious how misrepresented Asura was in his episode and they were apparently supposed to have an Asura fight be the season finale long ago instead of All-Might vs Guy
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:38:04 PM
No.150804479
>>150804496
>>150804124
She is a woman
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:38:31 PM
No.150804486
>>150804410
I know, I'm just saying more ammo to shitpost with. Like imagine if the retweets after the fallout people who aren't even Asurafags saying Ben should kill himself and someone could say only xitter troons hate KINGtos or something
>>150804307
How much longer is the poll gonna last?
>>Samus is cool and should return but I fear for her being fed to gachaslop.
Basically my thoughts too. I'll be happy if she survives one round, but I don't want her to win simply because I don't want her to fight gachashit. I hope they wait a couple more years (maybe once Metroid 6 comes out) and by then that honky starbitch will fall out of favor.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:38:52 PM
No.150804493
>>150806332
>>150804396
Is there any young/short black character he could play where the height and voice would fit? His choreography is very good.
>>150804479
a woman woman or a man woman
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:40:04 PM
No.150804515
>>150804496
Biological woman.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:40:05 PM
No.150804516
Wall level Vergil
Wall level Tifa
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:40:20 PM
No.150804525
>>150804489
The poll should be done by tomorrow, it was supposed to last the weekend.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:40:29 PM
No.150804528
>>150805691
>>150804496
Dude, she's butch. You can tell by the voice alone.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:41:00 PM
No.150804537
>>150804489
Until tomorrow at 1pm
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:41:52 PM
No.150804555
>>150803784
>Mike Tyson in Blade cosplay
>"Not anymore."
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:41:54 PM
No.150804556
Elfen lied
Carnage died
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:42:13 PM
No.150804566
>>150804496
A womans woman
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:43:13 PM
No.150804581
>>150804854
>>150804489
If she wins, the biggest hope is that Prime 4 has her do some crazy shit or that the YouTube member crowd votes for her to fight someone like Alucard or X instead of that gachashit
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:43:19 PM
No.150804584
>>150804603
Someone tell me what's so bad about trying to ice skate uphill? I can do that easily.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:44:21 PM
No.150804603
>>150804625
>>150804630
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:45:01 PM
No.150804625
>>150804703
>>150804603
...gets HULKED
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:45:27 PM
No.150804630
>>150804603
My names Some motherfuckers
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:46:38 PM
No.150804648
>>150804682
>>150804711
>AIIIIEEEE!! THIS ISN'T FAIR! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE MY MATCH!!! HOW THE FUCK DID I LOSE TO A WHITE WOMAN?!?! I'M A MARVEL CHARACTER!!! I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE HERALD SCALING AT ALL TIMES!!! INSTEAD I LITERALLY GET EXECUTED BY THE WHITE BITCHES AXE!!!
>I'M SUCH A MASSIVE FUCKING FAILURE!!! EVEN ANGEL IS BETTER THAN ME!!! HE'S EVEN BIGGER THAN MY BBC!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! MY ONLY HOPE TO WIN AGAIN IS TO WATCH BUFFY GET RAILED BY XANDER'S BWC AND GAIN SOME SEX SCALING!!!
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:46:49 PM
No.150804650
Vergil vs Sephiroth produced 3 memes Wall level Vergil Nuke level Door and small building Sephiroth
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:48:19 PM
No.150804682
>>150804648
KEKKYPOWLOOZAROO
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:49:39 PM
No.150804703
>>150804750
>>150804625
First Mei Kamino now Luna Snow? Hulk really likes smashing Asian women
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:49:51 PM
No.150804706
>>150804750
>Peter didn't give Blade his scaling
RACIST
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:50:00 PM
No.150804711
>>150806323
>>150804648
This gotta be racist
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:50:18 PM
No.150804718
>>150804723
What makes scythe women so strong?
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:50:29 PM
No.150804721
>>150804496
A proud, open trans woman.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:50:42 PM
No.150804723
>>150804718
Not even a real scythe...
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:51:03 PM
No.150804734
Holy fuck Iβm so excited for the next MU especially since Torian is back, FF16 and DMC are so fucking cool. I also didnβt think Blade vs Buffy would be as interesting as it was, they have a lot of crazy gadgets, hax, and weapons I didnβt expect
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:52:06 PM
No.150804750
>>150804815
>>150804703
Actually, I think that's Amdaeus Cho, not Banner, so different Hulk. But the point remains, high amounts of gamma radiation exposure gives you Yellow Fever.
>>150804706
He gave his scaling to Miles, that oughta count for something, right?
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:52:27 PM
No.150804758
Can Buffy take on Kratos? She also solo'd composite Fik-shun
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:53:14 PM
No.150804775
>Buffy beat Blade, played by Fik-shun\
>Fik-sun = Fiction
>Buffy solo'd fiction
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:53:21 PM
No.150804779
>>150804984
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:55:16 PM
No.150804815
>>150804750
spider people are racist to normal people
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:56:30 PM
No.150804832
>>150804853
>>150804873
>Fight dismissed as a stomp, ignored hard in the first two weeks
>Large chunk of audience doesn't even know who one of the characters even is despite their past popularity
>People bring up the seemingly obvious loser having a significant undocumented but easily attainable material to go through
>Third week people actually take the fight seriously as it becomes closer and closer
We're never gonna get a fight like Buffy vs Blade ever again are we
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:57:41 PM
No.150804853
>>150804832
We just need another RWBY fraud check so we get the week of memes before the actual discussion
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:57:43 PM
No.150804854
>>150804865
>>150805079
>>150804581
Alucard? Which one?
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:58:16 PM
No.150804864
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:58:22 PM
No.150804865
>>150804918
>>150805079
>>150804854
Castlevania, I think people mainly just want it since they're both considered the icons of the Metroidvania genre
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:58:44 PM
No.150804873
>>150804906
>>150804832
The research team was probably thanking their lucky stars that people actually began looking into Buffy's material so the verdict wasn't an out of nowhere upset.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:59:40 PM
No.150804887
Leave white women to me
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:00:42 AM
No.150804906
>>150804873
The reaction channels are all going to be as buck broken as Blade
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:01:15 AM
No.150804917
Twitter thinks Rooster Teeth still owns Death Battle lmao
https://x.com/i/trending/1977485127031931177
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:01:16 AM
No.150804918
>>150804933
>>150804865
I like it, I think we're sometimes too obsessed with fight connections. 2 random guys fighting is cool too and Science clashing with Religion powers interesting
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:01:41 AM
No.150804924
>>150804945
>>150804972
You think they'll try and book Ismahawk for a match next year as well?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:02:21 AM
No.150804933
>>150805068
>>150805082
>>150804918
Yeah I like good connections but I'm kind of tired of random matchups being pushed just because two characters have an essay's worth of connections. I respect Torrian picking Clive vs Dante just because he likes them both while their connections are decently surface level.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:02:53 AM
No.150804945
>>150804924
It'll probably be two years at the very least for another Ismahawk episode
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:03:36 AM
No.150804956
>>150804124
They were aiming for more Kristy Swanson than Sarah Michelle Gellar, I think
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:04:02 AM
No.150804967
>>150805016
>>150805096
Being fair on Clive vs Dante, it's an obvious enough comparison that the combat director commented on it
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:04:06 AM
No.150804972
>>150805446
>>150804924
Depends if they're busy or not
They were approached to do Jason vs Michael but were unavailable, the live action team they managed to get bailed in the last minute, DevilArtemis was asked to make with what little time was left, and then a hurricane happened
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:04:25 AM
No.150804977
>>150804992
Buffy was played by a man with bolted on tits how could you retards like this episode
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:04:44 AM
No.150804984
>>150804990
>>150804779
>Not Crash vs Taz
Absolute nimrods.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:05:14 AM
No.150804990
>>150804984
IIRC people commission Ultra to make these blogs
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:05:30 AM
No.150804992
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:05:34 AM
No.150804996
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:06:24 AM
No.150805016
>>150804967
Oh sweet, then it's time for Makima vs Bubblegum
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:06:34 AM
No.150805020
>>150805710
DEATH TO ALL FLATTIES
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:06:48 AM
No.150805024
It was obvious but here's confirmation this is Torrian's episode
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:06:55 AM
No.150805026
>>150805594
>>150802819 (OP)
Dante is getting washed so fucking hard
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:08:06 AM
No.150805043
>>150805059
>>150803747
>>150804013
Was the fight filmed before or after Mahito vs Shigaraki?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:08:58 AM
No.150805059
>>150805043
Ben said it finished filming in July or August iirc
>>150804933
Why are people so obsessed with making sure the two fighters "match" so much anyway?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:09:32 AM
No.150805072
>Ichigo keeps running away from Kid
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:10:12 AM
No.150805079
>>150804854
Why would she fight any Alucard but the Castlevania one? Oh who am I kidding, there are people who want her to fight Cloud. Why wouldn't Samus vs Hellsing Alucard or fucking Lon Chaney Jr. Alucard exist too?
>>150804865
It's not my favorite Samus matchup, but I like it. The Metroidvania aspect is really all the connections you need, but you can also point out how both characters are partly the monsters which they fight (Samus has Metroid DNA and Alucard is half vampire).
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:10:19 AM
No.150805082
>>150805128
>>150804933
People who seriously think members would vote for Geats vs some Fate character if he wins instead of Bayonetta, Sephiroth, or Liu Kang are in for a rude awakening
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:10:45 AM
No.150805096
>>150804967
Dante has a better scaling. Clive can't solo'd SMT.
The only thing I know about Clive is that he somehow broke Nyantcha into drawing Vallina.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:11:07 AM
No.150805104
>>150805144
>>150805145
LOREte winning would make these threads even more schizophrenic so I want him to win.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:11:57 AM
No.150805121
>>150805222
>>150805068
It's so it gives people a reason to push/rally a match up. No one is going to care about Goku vs Mario
>>150805082
It seems likely he'll face Liu if he wins, that match was getting a lot of traction on the reddit
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:12:57 AM
No.150805137
>>150805201
>>150807216
>>150805097
That fag knows how to make kino when he tries
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:13:00 AM
No.150805138
>today i found out the street sharks were made by a guy who sculpted ninja turtle toys for playmates
>IDW is doing a street sharks comic, same company doing the Ninja Turtles comic
So can a Ninja Turtles and Street Sharks crossover finally happen?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:13:17 AM
No.150805144
>>150805104
Both are gonna be using lore
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:13:20 AM
No.150805145
>>150805104
Same honestly, seeing people react to multiversal Dante will be funny, but we reached the peak with Kratos
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:13:24 AM
No.150805147
>>150805128
Iβll take it, anything to finally get a fighting game character in DB again
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:13:24 AM
No.150805148
>>150805177
>>150807216
>>150805097
Clive and Jill literally have sex on-screen and have a very pure relationship, I guess that was enough.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:14:25 AM
No.150805165
>>150805210
>>150805226
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:15:06 AM
No.150805177
>>150805148
>sex on-screen
>very pure relationship
Based, Clive now has my full support
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:16:33 AM
No.150805201
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:16:45 AM
No.150805210
>>150805165
>when your GOAT QUEENffy Summers from your favorite show grants you the honor of being killed by her
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:17:20 AM
No.150805222
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:17:30 AM
No.150805226
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:17:56 AM
No.150805235
>>150805253
kek
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:18:37 AM
No.150805248
>>150805307
>>150805068
Itβs mostly autism and/or a desperate attempt to convince people why their MU is better than someone elseβs. It feels like it borderline falls into ship territory sometimes if itβs a Male vs Female MU
Having cool fight potential >>> better connections
reminder clive literally cucked one of his villains on-screen
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:18:48 AM
No.150805253
>>150805235
SHITmonbros...
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:21:59 AM
No.150805300
This is why you don't piss off a white woman who knows how to use sharp objects
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:22:22 AM
No.150805307
>>150805342
>>150805391
>>150805248
Yeah, like a swordsman vs. swordsman is fine, but sorta bland. I wanna see how two fighters with completely different methods of combat would bounce off each other instead.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:23:53 AM
No.150805338
>>150806430
>>150805251
WHAT? This will NOT stand! The only people allowed to be BVLLS who my wife has business that I have nothing to do with are meant to be proud BIPOC like Blade or Miles Morales! I will have BETTERMANte teach this chud!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:23:59 AM
No.150805342
>>150805307
Power diversity is a big one for me. Two swordsman is fine if they use their swords in varied ways but I donβt want to see two characters who both have stretchy powers or ice powers for example
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:25:33 AM
No.150805365
>>150805401
>>150805426
Cucky Dante
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:26:53 AM
No.150805391
>>150805418
>>150805307
Dante is also a gunslighter.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:27:13 AM
No.150805401
>>150805468
>>150805365
Uhhhh Dante never really had a love interest. He's also a virgin.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:28:12 AM
No.150805418
>>150805463
>>150805391
I didn't mean Dante specifically, swordsmen are just the first thing that came to mind. It's why Gogeta vs. Vegito is basically the worst episode of the show. It's literally the same characters just fighting each other.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:28:46 AM
No.150805426
>>150805468
>>150805365
Dante is a mammy kid so. No cucky here.
I genuinely need everybody who hasn't played FF16 to view the Clive cuck scene for themselves, it's fucking hilarious
https://youtu.be/oYfSM5uhi4w?si=rYWImV35DivWZczj&t=8
Legitimately feels like something an anon here would make up
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:29:35 AM
No.150805446
>>150804972
Is that really what happened? Fuck that's lame
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:29:47 AM
No.150805451
>>150805431
So....why did Torrian like Clive again?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:30:24 AM
No.150805463
>>150805547
>>150805418
You know you can walkthrough all games with guns only. Vergil is a swordsman.
>>150805401
>>150805426
Who will I make my cuckpost pastas against then?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:31:33 AM
No.150805485
>>150805468
Still Dante, you think someone not being a cuck will stop you?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:31:39 AM
No.150805490
Buffy CONFIRMED to be a BWC enjoyer. Our women are LOYAL!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:32:40 AM
No.150805498
>>150805431
It's funny that an actual cuckold gives Clive a multi mountain at minimum feat better than most characters
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:36:30 AM
No.150805547
>>150805463
Like I said, I wasn't thinking of Dante when I mentioned swordsmen, it was just an example of fighting style.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:37:01 AM
No.150805557
>>150805128
>Liu Kang vs Jago is now truly shit and finished
Man, I wish it happened in season 1 or 2. Fuck MK1 and 11.
>>150805468
>>150805251>>150805431
The villain Clive cucked, apparently.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:38:22 AM
No.150805584
>>150805820
>>150805930
>>150805068
Because almost in every death battle the characters have something in common why are people so retarded on this board?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:38:50 AM
No.150805594
>>150806879
>>150805026
Royal guard Gun lighter Sword master Royal guard. You cannot kill me playing in the background.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:39:50 AM
No.150805612
>>150805431
I can't watch 30 minutes of Japanese fantasy melodrama man. There isn't a god tier pretty boy like Cloud for me to look at
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:43:37 AM
No.150805689
>>150805723
>>150803318
Bayo wasn't multiversal at the time they did the matchup
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:43:48 AM
No.150805691
>>150805714
>>150804528
I bet she takes real mean butch shits
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:44:49 AM
No.150805710
>>150805020
pleasecareaboutbleachpleasecareaboutbleachpleasecareaboutbleachpleasecareaboutbleachpleasecareaboutbleachpleasecareaboutbleach
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:45:11 AM
No.150805714
>>150805802
>>150805691
Favorite character?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:45:39 AM
No.150805723
>>150805689
Always has been. Bayonetta Hell is multiversal.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:46:13 AM
No.150805729
So when is Marvel and Dynamite making an official crossover?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:46:23 AM
No.150805733
>>150805864
>>150803276
You don't get that Kratosfags have straight-up doxed folks in the past for disagreeing with their delusion.
Kratos wins, worst-case scenario, people outside VSBW and Twitter laugh at how retarded it was.
Asura wins the worst-case scenario, Kratofags start doxing and harassing people, and making fake scans even harder for another decade.
Sometimes you've got to let the baby have their bottle
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:46:32 AM
No.150805736
>>150805811
>>150805837
>>150805431
Wasn't that just a vision Ultima showed Kupka to piss him off
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:46:46 AM
No.150805739
>Forces a Genshin matchup when it slowed down the Kickstarter
>Only reluctantly did two Bleach matches to feed them to Naruto
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:48:26 AM
No.150805765
>No countdown yet
Yep yep yep I smell another delay
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:50:21 AM
No.150805802
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:50:51 AM
No.150805811
>>150805736
Why is Ultima like this? What is wrong with him?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:51:30 AM
No.150805820
>>150805584
Death Battle is the end all be all of throwing action figures at each other.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:52:21 AM
No.150805837
>>150805736
Yes, but he gets actually cuckolded by Odin anyway
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:52:24 AM
No.150805839
>>150805908
>>150805918
>>150802819 (OP)
Is Torrian working on this? Iirc he was responsible for a ton of early season death battle kino
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:53:44 AM
No.150805864
>>150806069
>>150805733
I literally have never heard this happening even then they had Zfags, Sonicfags, and capefags who are more autistic. No idea why you think they rigged it instead of DB being retarded with Nuke level Dio
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:56:18 AM
No.150805908
>>150805839
This matchup screams Torrian and DA confirmed it
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:56:46 AM
No.150805918
>>150805839
Yes this is his episode, we might be in for the best fight of the indie era.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:57:25 AM
No.150805930
>>150806029
>>150805584
there's nothing mario and sonic have in common thematically other than both being popular videogame characters to VERY different degrees and the latter forcing a rivalry between him and the former cause his entire character is built on insecurity.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:57:50 AM
No.150805939
>Hulk vs Godzilla was good
>Ruby vs Maka was good
>Buffy vs Blade was good
>next fight is Torrian
>probably Ash vs Yugi after that
Might be in for a great streak of episodes if everything works out
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:59:14 AM
No.150805966
>>150806049
>Dante has to fight the FF character with the smallest amount of usable crossover scaling
>still has to loremax to win
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:02:04 AM
No.150806029
>>150808042
>>150805930
IRL longstanding and fierce fandom rivalry is the best thematic connection
>>150805966
To be absolutely fair, Dante should actually stomp the FF lore merchants like Bartz or whomever who barely have any actual feats.
It's just the ones with actual feats that he eats hard shit against.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:04:19 AM
No.150806069
>>150806101
>>150805864
>Zfags, Sonicfags, and capefags who are more autistic
Again, none of those fanbases ever resorted to the shit Kratosfags have done, so no, they are not.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:04:55 AM
No.150806080
>>150806141
Current matchupfags would insist RoboCop vs Terminator isn't good enough and that RoboCop should fight Clenna from Holy Warrior Magic: Unlimited the popular VN
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:06:06 AM
No.150806096
>>150806221
>Didn't even give Buffy full Angel comic scaling
>She still won
MARVELBROS NOT LIKE THIS!!! WE ARE WEAK SISSIES!!!!!!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:06:13 AM
No.150806101
>>150806069
A Gokufag punched Ben, while I can't name any I wouldn't be surpised if Sonicfags or a Capefag doxxed someone. You make it like Kratosfags are some new world order of powerscaling and not literal lolcows
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:08:13 AM
No.150806141
>>150806080
In fairness, Clenna and Robocop are both played by Peter weller
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:11:07 AM
No.150806192
>>150806256
>>150806049
Eh, Bartz is a snes rpg hero, not much space there for feats and he still has some.
And hell, Dissidia still has some in-game feats (or just drag everyone to Advent Children baseline)
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:12:29 AM
No.150806221
>>150806096
They got the portal creation thing wrong though
Willow did it because she's magic herself and said an incantation before making the swing
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:15:01 AM
No.150806256
>>150806192
>>150806049
>actually beat a multiversal threat
>dantefags seeth about lore scaling
Genuinely pathetic
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:18:09 AM
No.150806323
>>150804711
>the versatility is a literal pity, useless, and fake stat because Buffy weapons, while less varied, and more unga bunga in style, actually works on him, instead of just being tanked/resisted 99% of the time, so she unironically has more versatility (by virtue of half of her things actually working)
>the best thing that the versatility stat can give to Blade is maybe getting a cheap win by shooting buffy head with the breathing gun, hope her retardely stupid aura just doesn't neg that shit when that holy blessing is unironically multiversal+conceptual, OR that she doesn't cut the bullet with the retarded scythe (axe) because uh...The breathing gun bullet dodged the slash (Just because we have never seen it doing that, doesn't mean he can't!)
This is an unironic kyle vs Simon level of stomp, and very weirdly similar too. One party has alot of stuff that the other resists, while that other party has very "brutish" stuff that won't get negated, either because it is just flying brick stuff, or hax that actually works.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:18:12 AM
No.150806324
>>150803550
Vergil had no way to scale to the lore wank levels back when that matchup happened because it was pre 5 before he came back and they used DMC3
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:18:32 AM
No.150806332
>>150804493
Michael Jackson's base form
Clive has nothing he can do to counter Yamato. Dante can just use Yamato to separate Clive from Ifrit and it's game over.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:23:03 AM
No.150806415
>>150806449
>>150805128
>people like seeing their stuff be included
Jesus, the fag who made this is retarded. Dude, it doesn't matter if your favorite niche shit got in because it is being piggybacked by more popular stuff, what matters is that it got in.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:23:07 AM
No.150806417
>>150806393
This is an actual wincon but I wonder if they'd give Dante Yamato since if they're using him at his peak from 5 he wouldn't have it
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:23:12 AM
No.150806419
>>150806567
>>150806393
That just means both die to Ifrit, assuming Dante can even pull it off in combat
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:24:12 AM
No.150806430
>>150805338
Kingtos, you dare to negate your wife being fucked by someone else? What she does is none of your business. BE BETTER.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:24:43 AM
No.150806449
>>150806587
>>150806415
I think you're misunderstanding the image, it's the guy who made it saying he didn't want Geats at first but after learning he could give Liu Kang an episode started supporting him. The wojack in the image is the op.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:25:22 AM
No.150806462
>>150805468
>Dante refuses to enter a relationship
>clive is the "bull", but he only did it because specific circumstances (or so I guess).
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:28:24 AM
No.150806544
>>150805468
Dante had a loliwife he lost interest in when she turned 18 so that's as good as you'd get
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:29:12 AM
No.150806567
>>150806624
>>150806629
>>150806419
Would that even work? The first third of FF16 is literally about Clive overcoming Ifrit mentally and even by the end of the game human Clive does about as much damage as Ifrit against Ultima anyway
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:29:58 AM
No.150806587
>>150806614
>>150806449
Anon, it is very obvious that the author of the image is angry, or at the very least kinda salty that people only want him in, so he can fight Liu.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:31:03 AM
No.150806614
>>150806648
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:31:31 AM
No.150806624
>>150806772
>>150806567
He overcomes Ifrit, so now he can control him when priming (and can prime at will), but it's pretty clear he's stronger in Ifrit form than as a human.
HEYYYYY GUYS IT'S ME, DANTE, WACKY PIZZA MAN! I JUST GOT HOME FROM THE TUMBLR CONVENTION SO I WANTED TO GIVE A HECKING NARWHAL NICETY TO ALL MY BELOVED GENTLEPERSONS AND XADIES IN ANTICIPATION FOR MY UPCOMING MATCH AGAINST CLYDE! REMEMBER FRIENDS,
>ALWAYS VOTE BLUE
>TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
>IT'S OKAY TO ONLY GET OFF TO KINO YAOI DIAPER FART PORN
>MAP RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
>FURKIND MUST STAND TOGETHER
>YOU'RE NOT OVERWEIGHT, YOU'RE OVERHATE
>WE MUST BE BETTER
THAT'S ALL FROM ME, EVERYPONY! A WACKY PIZZA GOOD NIGHT TO YOU ALL, GODS BLESS!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:31:37 AM
No.150806629
>>150806708
>>150806772
>>150806567
Clive still draws all of his power and magic from the Eikons, so separating him from Ifrit and all the shit he absorbed is essentially the same as removing his magic. And I don't think he's shown any ability to deal with something on Yamato's level. Dante would have to deal with a rampaging Ifrit afterwards but Clive would be toast.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:32:20 AM
No.150806648
>>150806614
Huh, I guess I was wrong
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:32:45 AM
No.150806657
>>150806625
thank you wacky pizza man i eat my pizza in your honor
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:33:06 AM
No.150806664
>>150806625
My hero said this
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:33:44 AM
No.150806678
>>150806625
BASED wacky pizza man
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:34:45 AM
No.150806696
>>150807070
>>150806625
I need Dante to win. Break this place more
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:35:14 AM
No.150806706
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:35:18 AM
No.150806708
>>150806870
>>150806629
Outside of the whole 'splitting you into multiple versions' thing that we never see be deployed in-combat, Yamato is basically just Odin's Arm of Darkness.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:35:58 AM
No.150806725
>>150806739
>>150806750
>>150806625
Isn't Dante's VA/motion actor super conservative?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:35:59 AM
No.150806726
>50806625
Why are you like this? Did your father beat you too little, or too much?
>inb4. No but acshually acting like a sharty fag while roleplaying as someone is very good, and you chud. ok?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:36:25 AM
No.150806739
>>150806725
And he got canceled and replaced by JYB for it
Can we just admit Dante and Clive are both cool and not try to shitpost them
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:36:56 AM
No.150806750
>>150806725
Yeah. He got fired over questioning the vaxxx kek
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:38:01 AM
No.150806768
>>150806796
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:38:16 AM
No.150806772
>>150806624
Yeah, but is there anything stopping Clive from just...overcoming/absorbing Ifrit again? Also again, Clive delivers his big 999999 punch against Ultima in human form. Ifrit can go beyond that with his biggest moves but generally isn't that strong
>>150806629
I dunno man. This feels like it relies on a lot of assumptions that also would make for an incredibly underwhelming ending to the fight. I can see this more of a blackbox if Dante wins and just any of the potential counters blackboxed if he doesn't
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:38:46 AM
No.150806781
>>150806743
Clive not being cool enough is precisely what is sinking the FF brand and costing SE money.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:38:51 AM
No.150806785
>>150806625
KIIIIIINGTEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:39:01 AM
No.150806790
>>150806743
Shitposting is the lifeblood of these threads. Without it, we would crumble.
Chris
10/13/2025, 1:39:15 AM
No.150806796
>>150806768
Leon, shitposting about two fags on the internet won't make you NOT fullfill your destiny.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:40:28 AM
No.150806827
>>150806844
>>150806871
No gonna lie, this Clive guy is hot as fuck
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:40:42 AM
No.150806835
>>150806393
The question is wether 16 Ifrit counts a demon.
It's technically an aspect of Ultima, so it might count more like the divine half of a demigod instead.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:40:57 AM
No.150806844
>>150806708
Odin's Arm of Darkness is a far weaker version of Yamato in the hands of Clive. It's ability to 'cut anything' got blocked by a magic barrier and that was at max power.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:41:52 AM
No.150806871
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:42:08 AM
No.150806879
>>150807692
>>150805594
Titanic Block + Zantetsuken while Find the Flame is playing as Clive says "THIS IS YOUR FINAL FANTASY"
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:43:09 AM
No.150806903
>>150807099
>>150802928
>He scrubbed out some demons names
>This does...?
No explanation on what happens?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:43:11 AM
No.150806905
Does he have any good match ups? Most I can think of is maybe the Batter, but that's purely based on the two of them killing their wives and their games being mindscrews
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:45:27 AM
No.150806956
that white girl wasn't a pushover at all
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:45:43 AM
No.150806966
>>150807060
>>150806870
...Yamato has gotten blocked by rocket launchers
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:45:50 AM
No.150806968
>>150803290
Ultima actually warps his own reality and Clive surpasses his own Ifrit Risen state by beating Ultima's final form in his base, with his bare hands. Omega also does the same thing and can "restrict all of creation," which actually kills Clive should it succeed but still. He can still hang around the compressed reality before it gets off.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:46:41 AM
No.150806986
>>150807060
>>150806870
Yamato got blocked by fucking rocket launcher. And clearly takes multiple blows to kill some things.
It's dimension cutting abilities clearly don't include ignoring durability.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:48:21 AM
No.150807020
>>150807069
>>150807141
EHHHHHHH!? DANTE!? WHAT'S THAT SWORD YOU GOT THERE... THAT BIG, SHINY, GIRTHY SWORD... YAMATO!? YOU'RE GONNA PENETRATE ME WITH IT, REALLY? THEN WHAT!? YOU'RE GONNA SEPERATE ME FROM IFRIT... AND MAKE ME WATCH AS YOU TAKE HIM TO POUNDTOWN!? YOU'RE GONNA VIOLATE EVERY INCH OF IFRIT'S BUSSY WITH YOUR ENTIRE ARSENAL AND "DEVIL MAY CUM" ATTITUDE!? AND WHEN IFRIT IS ENTIRELY REDUCED TO YOUR DEVOTED EIKONCUBINE, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE HIM COOK YOU A PIZZA!? THAT'S ALL IFRIT WILL BE WORTH IN THE VERY NEAR FUTURE, YOUR DEVOTED COCK-AND-PIZZASLAVE, ONLY LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR QUIPS AND CUM!? WHAT CAN I SAY BUT... CHOCOBOCODOO, LET'S FINALIZE THIS FANTASY O' MINE!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:48:27 AM
No.150807021
>>150806870
Not only did Yamato fail to cut a rocket launcher the "magical barrier" protected Joshua for all of like 5 seconds and then went right through before splitting the ocean in half for like 20+ minutes
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:48:47 AM
No.150807034
>>150803652
DMC does not use multipliers. And Clive has FF14 on his side, which is like the biggest crossover ever.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:49:47 AM
No.150807060
>>150807075
>>150807280
>>150806966
>>150806986
Yes I know, there's a certain gameplay vs lore separation for both games. Yamato can get blocked by shields and low level demons, Clive's odin stance deals shit damage to random enemies until you charge up zantetsuken and even then can only one shot trash enemies. I'm talking about how they're depicted in cutscenes and lore retards, keep up.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:50:22 AM
No.150807069
>>150807020
KINGlve said this
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:50:22 AM
No.150807070
>>150807093
>>150807133
>>150806696
Dante winning wouldn't break this place that bad since Clive as a featsman doesn't have as many supporters as Asura did. It would just cement Dante along with his fellow featsCHADS Doomslayer and Kratos.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:50:34 AM
No.150807075
>>150807103
>>150807188
>>150807060
Yamato fails to cut a rocket launcher during a fucking cutscene you slithering retard
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:51:23 AM
No.150807093
>>150807133
>>150807070
statementsCHAD*
whoops
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:51:45 AM
No.150807099
>>150807444
>>150806903
If names are erased, you are kinda erased, or atleast very heavily nerfed, by virtue of them being...Well your concept. Funny stuff happened to vergil when he tried to remove his human and demon part, which is related to that.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:51:50 AM
No.150807103
>>150807151
>>150807075
And Odin fails to cut through a magical barrier while being wielded by Odin himself.
>DMC powerscalers turning out to be autistic fake scan making retards and DMC MAYBE only caps out at Uni (Kamiya argues against this but come on throw a bone especially in the DMC 5/Novels era we live in)
>DMC literally at the bottom of the barrel Netflix garbage as its relevancy right now
>Vergils match was a humiliation
>Dante doesn't beat Bayo (I say this as someone who doesn't like Bayonetta)
>This match will either a FINAL FANTASY CHARACTER BTW rolfstomping Dante turning him into another sissy cuck boy of the thread or wanking Dante to win again and making him another Kratos tier icon of annoyance
It sucks being a DMC fan. It really fucking does.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:52:44 AM
No.150807133
>>150807169
>>150807070
>>150807093
Nope, featsCHADS. Statements are REAL feats.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:53:03 AM
No.150807141
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:53:26 AM
No.150807151
>>150807221
>>150807103
Again, it gets briefly stopped, but then it goes through, Joshua is forced to dodge it and then the slash proceeds to split the ocean in half
Show me Yamato ever doing anything like that
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:54:33 AM
No.150807169
>>150807194
>>150807133
β¦on Planet Retard.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:55:19 AM
No.150807188
>>150807388
>>150807075
That was Vergil kinda not wanting to shank a random women, the cutscene was even changed to represent how much of zero fucks did vergil gave against Lady.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:55:26 AM
No.150807194
>>150807169
...but enough about earth
>>150805097
>>150805137
>>150805148
>Naked
>Under the full moon
>On the beach side
>Kissing
>Gently holding each others bodies
>An in touch "You should value yourself more" conversation
I wish we had more scenes like this. Games for this feel?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:56:31 AM
No.150807221
>>150807388
>>150807151
DMC4 when Dante first retrieves the Yamato
DMC5 when Vergil stabs himself and cuts himself conceptually
Literally all of the lore around Yamato
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:57:06 AM
No.150807235
>>150807700
>posting nyantcha the blacked LE SHARP TEETH SMUG FACE fag
We're falling even deeper lower
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:57:07 AM
No.150807236
>>150807330
>seething over EarthBEASTS
AlienSHARTSβ¦
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:57:19 AM
No.150807243
>>150805251
He actually didn't, it's even better. The villain started having cuck fantasies/delusions.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:57:21 AM
No.150807244
>>150807126
most likely it will be mostly forgotten about, no matter what the verdict is
it takes a very, very silly match to get lasting power here
I imagine the only match that could have gotten close is maybe Ruby vs Maka if Ruby won since it would just be a KINGtos repeat
feels like Kyle vs Simon is the only match besides the obvious one that actually is still being shitposted about
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:57:23 AM
No.150807246
>>150807216
Monster Girl Quest
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:57:42 AM
No.150807258
>>150807341
>Death Battle ACTUALLY almost had Blade neck stabbing Buffy with a knife
What the fuck is their problem? They couldnt resort that? Ruined this really cool fight for me.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:58:22 AM
No.150807280
>>150807060
Yamato fails to cut a rocket launcher in a cutscene. And the biggest cut it shows in cutscenes is in 4 when Dante cuts a part of a monalith off.
Meanwhile Barbabas uses Zentetsuken to pull a Moses.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:59:02 AM
No.150807297
>>150806049
>FF lore merchants
>Butz
You mean the one who killed Neo Exdeath, the most blatant "I will destroy every dimension, every reality" villain? The one who threw the laws of the universe into chaos AS they were fighting him?
>>150807126
You won't be saying that with the inevitable anal probe
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:00:04 AM
No.150807326
>>150807303
Talking from experience fag?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:00:11 AM
No.150807330
>>150807365
>>150807303
This meant for that
>>150807236
Sorry Dantefag
Who is Clive? Also no shit Buffy one Blade is a Vampire and Buffy is a vampire SLAYER. Would be like having Doom SLAYER fight Dr.Doom.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:00:21 AM
No.150807334
>>150807471
>>150807216
>Games for this feel?
It's already a game, retard
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:00:33 AM
No.150807341
>>150807583
>>150807258
Anon this was filmed before that murder
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:00:47 AM
No.150807352
>>150806393
>Clive has nothing to counter Yamato
Are you kidding me? Odin's Zantetsuken is the exact same fucking shit and he LOST to him (the third time at least) and Clive then TOOK that power for himself.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:01:19 AM
No.150807365
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:01:51 AM
No.150807378
>>150807623
>>150807332
A fight Dr. Doom wins btw
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:02:11 AM
No.150807388
>>150807425
>>150807188
Regardless, Yamato did get stopped by a rocket launcher
>>150807221
Lol, lmao
Post Vergil cutting the ocean in half or greater. No lore, no statementsfagging, just raw feats and power. You can do it Dantebro I believe in you
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:02:31 AM
No.150807397
>>150807332
Dr Doom gapes that featless sissy
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:03:41 AM
No.150807425
>>150807440
>>150807472
>>150807388
>Post Vergil cutting the ocean in half or greater. No lore, no statementsfagging, just raw feats and power
Post Clive doing that feat first.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:04:16 AM
No.150807440
>>150807508
>>150807425
He scales albeit
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:04:21 AM
No.150807444
>>150807099
But the demons seethed about it for 2000 years so they're not actually erased. Even then it's clearly not something casually applicable in combat. If anything it's more spiritual or existential.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:04:46 AM
No.150807456
>>150807537
>>150807558
What's next for featsbros if Dante wins again?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:05:30 AM
No.150807471
>>150807334
I meant OTHER games you buffoon.
>>150807425
I can post Clive tanking attacks from Odin (the very same guy who's splitting the sea in that fight)
Christ, is this going to be the new "Asura tanks a sword that stabs through the Earth"?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:06:57 AM
No.150807504
Is Mundus still the peak of DMC feats?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:07:02 AM
No.150807508
>>150807590
>>150807440
If you're saying he scales then you're essentially just relying on loreshit and comparison the same way people are using Yamato. By that definition Dante scales to Sparda who is basically pure bullshit despite Dante never showing nearly the same level of feats.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:07:07 AM
No.150807510
>>150807553
>>150807332
Blade's Half Vampire. His gimmick is about having all the strengths of the vampire while having none of the weaknesses due to being a Daywalker.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:07:08 AM
No.150807511
Kratos won, Slayer won, it only makes sense to finish the lore trinity victory
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:07:10 AM
No.150807514
>>150807637
>>150807472
holy shit why does 16 look so bad
where the fuck are the colors
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:08:03 AM
No.150807537
>>150807589
>>150807651
>>150807456
They have to PRAY that Dio ducks Sakuya
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:08:11 AM
No.150807544
>>150807592
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:08:30 AM
No.150807553
>>150807510
If I recall correctly, him being a daywalker was something invented for the movie and then later added to the comics.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:08:35 AM
No.150807556
>>150807607
>>150807472
>Clive after having gained power from Jill (Shiva) matches Barnabas (Odin) but they don't have a base -> eikon fight, they just periodically switch as the fight goes over, because Barnabas mastery over his own eikon power is that extreme that he may as well not need it most of the time. He's barely any different in power from his eikon
16 boss fights are so kino I wish this was more common. It's like Godzilla mixed in with Dragon Ball Z and Game of Thrones.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:08:42 AM
No.150807558
>>150807456
Yugi featGAPING the Statementdex
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:09:03 AM
No.150807567
>>150807216
My hero will never experience something like this...
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:09:45 AM
No.150807583
>>150807341
So youre saying they couldnt just reshoot the scene or just cut it and have him go straight for her side instead of her neck at firstM really wouldnt be a hard cut to make. It just felt gross and to close to a real life tragedy that just happened. Like atleast Buffy won but still that scene ruined it.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:09:48 AM
No.150807585
>>150807643
If Clive wins after Buffy it proves having on-screen sex is the new meta.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:10:01 AM
No.150807589
>>150807651
>>150807537
STATEMENTjo's STATED Adventure is equivalent to STATEMENThou albeit.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:10:02 AM
No.150807590
>>150807727
>>150807508
You are talking about Dante using Yamato to beat Clive
People are posting feats of Clive taking attacks from a guy who also has "cut anything" statements but doesn't have dogshit antifeats like getting stopped by a rocket launcher while also being stronger than pretty much anything Dante or Vergil ever do, and Clive comes out fine
Do the math
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:10:09 AM
No.150807592
>>150807544
I... I feel so safe...
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:10:35 AM
No.150807601
>>150807472
>Asura tanks a sword that pierced past an entire planet
>Asura tanks planets, stars and supernovas onscreen
>Asura tanks multiple hits from a guy hundreds of times stronger than all that
>Kratos⦠cries out in pain after being stabbed by a sharp rock
God, I love powerscaling.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:10:43 AM
No.150807607
>>150807556
shame the gameplay itself is really easy and simple DMC with very pointless rpg elements
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:11:17 AM
No.150807623
>>150807672
>>150807378
How? Doomslayer would slay Dr.Doom. its in his name. Doomslayer also stomps MF Doom, The Doom Patrol, and Doomsday.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:11:43 AM
No.150807637
>>150807514
Moderns devs like SE and Capcom realized that the colorscale of black-grey-brown sells and is low effort to use.
>>150807585
POST YOU HERO HAVING ON-SCREEN SEX!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:12:23 AM
No.150807651
>>150808088
>>150808108
>>150807537
>>150807589
If anything Sakuya might be the "lore" merchant of that fight.
A lot of her stuff comes from novels, "data books" (those aren't really data books more like In universe journals and books) and scaling.
And because Touhou is fucking ancient she has a metric ton of material to pull from
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:13:17 AM
No.150807672
>>150808857
>>150807623
Yet he gets gaped by the Paw Patrol because he can't slay paws. This isn't a gotcha btw, this is just a true fact.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:14:09 AM
No.150807692
>>150806879
Royal guard solo.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:14:37 AM
No.150807700
>>150807235
>KINGve made a Blacked NTR artist draw a wholesome romance with a white couple
This guy... This guy has a power no other DB combatant has showcased...
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:15:06 AM
No.150807712
>>150807729
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:15:34 AM
No.150807721
>>150808249
>>150807643
His honeymoon with his CANON WIFE also involved the two of them having non-stop sex for three days.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:15:38 AM
No.150807722
>>150807643
I don't think that's a good idea...
>>150807590
Odin does have anti-feats: He's stopped by a literal magic barrier. The only other feat that's shown is its ability to split the ocean, which is not as impressive as Yamato's repeatedly depicted ability to cut time and space to create portals from multiple places at a time. Even if you repeatedly bring up the rocket launcher feat, nothing shown by Odin matches splitting time and space.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:15:59 AM
No.150807729
>>150807773
>>150807712
FUUUUUUUAAAAAARKKKKKKK MY HERO KANEKI IS STRONG THAT HE DEFEATED FUJOS
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:16:38 AM
No.150807742
>>150808576
Stop with the wholesome crap or I'll unleashes the BBC monster
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:16:45 AM
No.150807744
>>150807846
>>150807727
>He's stopped by a MAGIC
>Something that doesn't exist and has no recorded limit
Are you stupid?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:16:56 AM
No.150807750
Blade and Buffy came to the club to kill Team Death Battle.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:17:45 AM
No.150807772
>>150807930
>>150807727
I mean rocket launcher > time and space apparently.
So is a rocket launcher really strong or is time and space really not that impressive?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:17:48 AM
No.150807773
>>150807804
>>150807891
>>150807729
>HE DEFEATED FUJOS
He unironically solos BnH thanks to this feat
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:18:11 AM
No.150807787
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:18:34 AM
No.150807798
>>150807830
>>150807643
>My HERO is from a kid's game
>The only character who has explicitly wanted to have sex with him is dead by his own hands
Well, shoot. He kind of has an offspring due to a fling with an eldritch goddess, if that counts? His de facto love interest also gave her part of her ribs for him to keep.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:18:49 AM
No.150807804
>>150807773
But can he beat cuck porn?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:19:30 AM
No.150807825
>>150807126
Just you know, Dante has infinite air combo.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:19:36 AM
No.150807830
>>150807744
I would expect a blade that is described as being able to cut literally anything can, in fact, cut anything. By your argument Dante can just Royal Guard all of Clive's blade moves because he's just blocking with magic. What's Clive going to do, use his blade that can cut anything to fail to cut through magic?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:20:11 AM
No.150807848
>>150807643
My hero is a virgin...Then he got mind raped so hard he went full masochist.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:20:13 AM
No.150807850
>>150807727
creating portals is cool and all, but that clearly isn't translating to Yamato's ability to destroy/hurt.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:21:26 AM
No.150807890
>>150807942
>>150808027
>>150807727
>He's stopped by a literal magic barrier.
One, Clive has the ability to conjure his own magical barriers
Two, the magic barrier doesn't so much as block the slash as it does just briefly hold it back before it goes through anyway
Either way, Clive can just block "cut anything" blades with magic or tank them
>Yamato's repeatedly depicted ability to cut time and space to create portals
And the rocket launcher thing still shows it actually has an upper limit for the durability of a real object it can cut, which is massively outdone by someone cutting a fucking ocean in half
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:21:31 AM
No.150807891
>>150807773
One of the Naruto animators made this, but people literally got angry about it, so he deleted the tweet and apologized
https://streamable.com/bgu87
https://otakuusamagazine.com/animator-apologizes-posting-adult-naruto-animation/
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:21:58 AM
No.150807901
>>150807846
>I would expect a blade that is described as being able to cut literally anything can, in fact, cut anything
Ignoring how Joshua's barrier could not even handle Barnabas attack, so it did, in fact, cut through the barrier.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:22:56 AM
No.150807930
>>150807772
Fortnite proves this to be true tho
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:23:21 AM
No.150807942
>>150807977
>>150808143
>>150807890
> And the rocket launcher thing still shows it actually has an upper limit for the durability of a real object it can cut
Clearly by your logic, rockets in the DMC universe are actually made of multversal material since in DMC4 Dante cut through a massive stone slab which is clearly weaker than a rocket.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:23:23 AM
No.150807943
>>150807846
You know, Zentetsuken is literally described to be able to cut anything in-game too?
Magic Barrier>Rocket Launcher
Parting the sea>Cutting a monolith in half
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:25:22 AM
No.150807977
>>150808143
>>150807942
Or maybe the rocket launcher metal is just more durable than some rock since Dante is a street-small building tier. Alternatively, a small building level rocket launcer vs a street tier rock.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:26:15 AM
No.150807999
>>150808023
>>150807126
Feels bad man, that is why I don't want Dante in modern DB, either he gets stomped, or becomes the thread clown because he got wanked to outerversal with brain damage logic.
>>150807999
>or becomes the thread clown because he got wanked to outerversal with brain damage logic.
You mean like Kratos?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:27:17 AM
No.150808027
>>150807890
Nevan, DmC arsenal. MvC features. Dante got this.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:27:45 AM
No.150808038
>>150808023
What do you think?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:27:50 AM
No.150808041
>>150808023
KIIIIIIINGTOOOOOOOSSSS
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:27:51 AM
No.150808042
>>150806029
Is this matchup based on the two of them alone or are their respective ships included?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:28:54 AM
No.150808065
>>150808101
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGTTEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:29:26 AM
No.150808074
>>150808023
Yes. Kratos is unable to be taken seriously because of that and BETTER MAN posting. DIO is also unable to be taken seriously because of SWANK.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:29:49 AM
No.150808088
>>150808141
>>150807651
I'm pretty sure that Sakuya has better individual showings than DIO in every area except strength, intelligence and probably regen.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:30:09 AM
No.150808099
QUUUUUUUEEEEEEEENBYYYYYY
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:30:13 AM
No.150808100
>>150808023
No, heβs the threadβs HERO.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:30:15 AM
No.150808101
>>150808065
>KINGTOS
>KINGTE
>KINGSLAYER
Our deities.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:30:34 AM
No.150808108
>>150807651
Sakuya would be a lore merchant in most fights but against Dio she might as well be the feats woman (though she'd still be primarily scaling)
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:31:13 AM
No.150808126
>>150808172
QUEEEEEEENFFYYYYYYYYYYYY
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:32:05 AM
No.150808141
>>150808309
>>150808088
And she has worse anti feats. Shit like dio being hurt by glass is common in 2hoes, considering they are paradoxically portrayed as normal humans, and deities with 'pataphyiscal based existence erasure.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:32:08 AM
No.150808143
>>150808186
>>150807942
>>150807977
The point isn't really how durable Kalina Ann is.
Just that we have a physical object stop Yamato from cutting through it (if we're not counting Rebellion doing it for some reason).
Clearly, if it can't cut something, then it can't cut everything. So we go by what we can actually see it cut.... a really big rock.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:32:43 AM
No.150808163
>>150807846
Zanetsuken CAN cut through space though. It's a major motif of Odin in general across the franchise and it's a method of attack that Barnabas does throughout his boss fights.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:32:55 AM
No.150808172
>>150808126
Shishishishishi! I'm an Asta victim!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:32:56 AM
No.150808173
QUEEEEEEEENKAAAAAAAA
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:33:12 AM
No.150808174
>>150809409
>buffy's scythe lost its virginity
Did everyone in this fucking series have sex at some point in their lives
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:33:21 AM
No.150808177
>>150807643
>last moments of life are getting fucked and impregnating someone
>comes back as a zombie to wreck more shit
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:33:56 AM
No.150808186
>>150808450
>>150808143
>if it can't cut a bazooka, then it can't cut through anything. it can cut a 20 meter sized stone pillar
I...What? Wouldn't that just make the bazooka an outlier, or vergil holding back
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:34:39 AM
No.150808209
>>150808233
>>150808444
>Clive had sex
>Dante hasn't had sex
He's lost.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:35:46 AM
No.150808233
>>150808280
>>150808444
>>150808209
>volcel who chose not to have sex with Lady and a copy of his mom in her prime in Trish
That restraint is what makes him so powerful
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:36:25 AM
No.150808249
>>150808305
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:37:24 AM
No.150808278
>>150808301
Alright, I'm here. I've played the DMC games + the Reboot + Watched the Netflix series.
Give me your questions.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:37:28 AM
No.150808280
>>150808342
>>150808444
>>150808233
>volcel
Nope. Dante is just too lazy to try to get a date. He'd have probably laid pipe with Lady by now if he actually cared to do anything with his life beyond his demon hunting career. The poor sap is a slob.
Pennywise Scholar
10/13/2025, 2:38:19 AM
No.150808300
>>150808325
>>150808326
>>150807643
Uhh, I think its better if I didnt
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:38:21 AM
No.150808301
>>150808278
Did you prepare the birthday bash?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:38:33 AM
No.150808305
>>150808249
Monster Girl Quest.
They even take each other's virginities (if you don't lose to other monsters)
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:38:42 AM
No.150808309
>>150808141
>And she has worse anti feats
Like what? She doesn't really have any speed anti feats as far as I know and jobbing to magic attacks is technically still better than jobbing to glass.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:39:28 AM
No.150808322
>>150808333
>>150808426
I can't goon to snake women. They don't have feet.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:39:35 AM
No.150808325
>>150808300
Made me laugh
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:39:36 AM
No.150808326
>>150808300
Pennywise was a victim in that situation THOUGH
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:40:01 AM
No.150808333
>>150808452
>>150808322
Evil Yoshikage Kira....
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:40:22 AM
No.150808342
>>150808396
>>150808444
>>150808280
In DMC5 Before the Nightmare Novel, Dante also avoids Lucia (DMC2 alternate playable) even though she's into him, and Matier finds it cold.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:42:44 AM
No.150808396
>>150808507
>>150808342
Who's Matier? I think Dante is probably scared of intimacy. He may have abandonment issues like Vergil, just not as unhealthy.
Don't worry, Dantebros. Our FVARKING hero Adi Shankar-sensei will have Dante have onscreen sex in Devil May Cry season 2 only on Netflix!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:43:46 AM
No.150808426
>>150808449
>>150808322
She does have a human form that she uses to walk around human villages. She also used it to have sex with Luka after he voiced his objections to losing his virginity to a monster.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:44:16 AM
No.150808440
>>150808408
>Lady but Shitflix version
At that point just keep him a virgin. That'll only make him weaker.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:44:38 AM
No.150808449
>>150808426
oh shit I can goon to this!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:44:39 AM
No.150808450
>>150808509
>>150808186
He clearly isn't holding back there.
Even if it's more durable then a normal bazooka, it still means we have multiple showings of Yamato failing to cut through shit.
At which point, what is the simpler answer, Yamato ignores durability but everything in DMC has 'ignore ignoring durability' as a power or that it being able to cut anything is an exaggeration because it's a legendary sword?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:44:40 AM
No.150808452
>>150808477
>>150808526
>>150808333
Yoshikage Kira is already evil though
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:45:41 AM
No.150808477
>>150808498
>>150808408
Adi Shankar vs Rebecca Sugar Death Battle?
>>150808452
He just wanted a quiet life and to kill women, is that so wrong?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:45:56 AM
No.150808480
>>150808521
>>150808444
>Pedophilic headcanon
He did not entertain her advances.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:45:56 AM
No.150808481
>>150808444
Relax he doesn't like them young.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:46:20 AM
No.150808492
>>150808408
Knowing Adi, he'd have Vergil and Lady have sex to make Nero.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:46:38 AM
No.150808498
>>150808536
>>150808477
Adi GAPED apu. He no diffs
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:46:56 AM
No.150808507
>>150808396
This woman from DMC2. She use to fight along side Sparda.
>>150808444
Speaking of Patty, Dante was actually going to visit Patty on her 18th birthday party, only when others aren't around. Due to Dante's demonic heritage, he doesn't fit in well with others, so he considers himself a freak.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:47:03 AM
No.150808509
>>150808565
>>150808450
Nigga, it can cut space and literal abstract stuff like what is a demon and human (entire plot of DMC5 started because Vergil is a retard).
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:47:24 AM
No.150808521
>>150808480
In the DMC 5 Prequel novel, he was literally going to Patty's birthday after he defeats Urizen. GROOMERnte.....
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:47:36 AM
No.150808526
>>150808542
>>150808452
>every woman Kira blew up was a bitch
>every person Kira didn't blow up was also a bitch (I'm looking at you gym clothes girls)
The Golden Heart of Morioh is a meme. Kira did nothing wrong.
Who the fuck is Nero's mother? Yes it's important because who the FUCK managed to seduce VERGIL? Thematically Nero is supposed to represent part of the human side that Vergil so desperately wanted to repress, despite everything he still supposedly found love if only briefly and conceived a child.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:47:59 AM
No.150808536
>>150808663
>>150808498
Oh he's the guy who got Apu killed? That's actually kinda fucking hilarious.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:48:09 AM
No.150808541
>>150808444
Finally! A worthy opponent.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:48:10 AM
No.150808542
>>150808526
The woman he pretended to be married to was sweet enough?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:49:03 AM
No.150808565
>>150808638
>>150808509
And yet clearly it doesn't translate to it's ability to damage people.
It's a fucking magic sword, so of course it's rules are very arbitrary.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:49:13 AM
No.150808571
>>150808532
I wish I had a screenshot of that /v/ post from a Vergil yume talking about how she'd rape Vergil.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:49:24 AM
No.150808573
>>150808532
Vergil got drunk af and shagged a lass, couldn't even see straight.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:49:29 AM
No.150808576
>>150807742
Honey, I worked for the BBC monster for decades.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:49:35 AM
No.150808577
>>150808613
Fuck off Hal, Dante isn't a pedo, go back to asking money to sugar daddy green arrow, you greanless retard.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:49:50 AM
No.150808587
>>150808615
>>150808532
Pre-DMC 3, Vergil was finding shit on his own about power, went to Fortuna, Nero's mother was a Lady of the Night (A literal prostitute), around the time in Fortuna he stayed there to gain some perspective, banged Nero's mother, and left.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:49:54 AM
No.150808588
Oh yeah? W-Well... In the prologue Clive and Jill were raised together so that means it's incest AND Jill was 12 while he was 15!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:51:06 AM
No.150808613
>>150808633
>>150808888
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:51:09 AM
No.150808615
>>150808679
>>150808587
I know his "story" in 4 has him hanging around Fortuna. There's nothing saying she was a prostitute but one religious looking lady in a cloak turns around and looks at him, some headcanons theorize that's Nero's mom.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:51:14 AM
No.150808618
>>150808639
CHADcest? CHADophilia? All the same to me.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:51:46 AM
No.150808628
>>150808532
>Who the fuck is Nero's mother?
Morrigan Aensland
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:52:05 AM
No.150808633
>>150808613
FVAAARKKKK MY HERO!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:52:17 AM
No.150808638
>>150808730
>>150808758
>>150808565
That seems very retarded, you are appealing to the arbitrary powers of a weapon that clearly stops working when the plot demands it, but also trying to say that it can't bypass human dura for..Fuck off reasons.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:52:18 AM
No.150808639
>>150809090
>>150808618
Older sister x younger brother incest is based
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:52:57 AM
No.150808650
Dante should win against FF protagonists who don't have actual feats and should lose against those who do
Clive sits firmly in the latter so I don't see why he shouldn't get this one.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:53:23 AM
No.150808663
>>150808536
Kind of. He wasn't the one who made the documentary, but he made a cartoon making the same critique.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR9VICE0ao8
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:53:40 AM
No.150808668
>>150808735
In the DMC1 Novel, Dante gets sexual assaulted by girl. He also moans mother in his sleep.
In the DMC1 Anime, some fat guy wanted fuck him, and you get Dante's one f bomb in the entire series.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbDE2_mmw3o
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:54:13 AM
No.150808679
>>150808722
>>150808615
I remember the prostitute from the novelizations? It's been years, but it was circulated around before the Special Edition of 4, and DMC 5. Anyway, basically 4's Vergil intro cutscene just confirmed that Vergil just had a child with someone in Fortuna.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:56:32 AM
No.150808722
>>150808679
Even in Punishing: Gray Raven, Vergil still won't tell Dante about her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbvsdmQPiyc
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:57:02 AM
No.150808730
>>150808793
>>150808638
You can't even coherently engage in a single point honestly and you're calling others retarded
He's not saying the sword can't bypass regular human durability, he's saying the sword has vaguely defined rules but also we clearly see just because it can "cut spacetime" in the form of portal making doesn't mean it can cut super durable shit
This is all retarded because DB is likely just going to buy "Odin can cut anything and is way the fuck more powerful than anything Yamato has ever done so yeah Dante will probably need something else"
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:57:24 AM
No.150808735
>>150808668
>In the DMC1 Novel, Dante gets sexual assaulted by girl
Dante is.... a survivor?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:58:23 AM
No.150808758
>>150808638
If Yamato consistently fails to cut everything, then clearly it can't cut everything.
And who says it can't bypass human durability. It can cut pretty large stone structures, that's way above normal humans.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:00:11 AM
No.150808793
>>150808825
>>150808861
>>150808730
Yes it is, you retard, he is trying to say that harming people is a different category, for some reason. If you can a wall, then you should be able to destroy a wall level dude. You know what I mean?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:01:29 AM
No.150808817
We will NOT reveal Danteβs past. What he did or what has happened to him was HIS business, not ours. He is a loreCHAD, we must be kind and treat him with the utmost respect. In the words and beliefs of KINGtos, we MUST be better men. We must be more empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC, LGBTQ+, gender-diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will NOT go back.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:01:45 AM
No.150808825
>>150808876
>>150808793
What are you even trying to argue anymore nigga
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:01:58 AM
No.150808828
>>150808895
It's sad how Urizen thinks Dante didn't lose anything like he did, but when you read the novel or listen drama cds, you learn Dante's life is pretty shit when not being wacky wahoo pizza man. Part of Dante's smile is mask to cope with the tragedy of his life.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:03:12 AM
No.150808850
>>150808929
>Clive has the ability to remake the world and rewrite reality including the ability to remove magic from the world entirely, an innate power
He can literally just delete the demon-half side of Dante's lineage. It's over.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:03:43 AM
No.150808857
>>150808909
>>150807672
I doubt that. Let's be serious. Doomslayer isnt acting them but they attack him. Hed see them as a threat and kill them. Doomslayer likes dogs but wouldnt put up with talking dogs trying to kill him. Probably see them as hell hounds and kill them fast with the crucible.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:04:01 AM
No.150808861
>>150808920
>>150808793
a wall and dimensions are very different objects
meanwhile, humans and rocks can be affected by almost all the same things
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:04:39 AM
No.150808876
>>150808825
He said that the ability to fucking cut space doesn't translate to the ability to shank people, like talk to cutjo if you wanna get debunked in that aspect.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:05:14 AM
No.150808888
>>150808613
>>150808444
Clive must defeat this pedo
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:05:35 AM
No.150808895
>>150808828
Entirely intentional since Vergil was so caught up in his trauma that even when he became whole again he still couldn't realize that their mom finding him first over Dante wouldn't have changed their outcomes
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:06:20 AM
No.150808909
>>150808857
Paw Patrol has better feats than Doomslayer, they wash him.
>>150808861
If you cut the space someone is, he is going to fucking die.
>>150808850
Wait he can fuckin WHAT? Since when do FF MCs get reality warping hax?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:08:16 AM
No.150808953
>>150808981
>>150808929
Noctis and Lightning also end up in similar boats
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:08:22 AM
No.150808956
>>150808985
>>150808920
Why didn't he cut the space between the rocket launcher?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:09:06 AM
No.150808973
>>150808929
Since Lightning became God and killed space Buddha.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:09:24 AM
No.150808981
>>150808953
Lightning literally makes herself real just so she can date her creator Motomu Toriyama
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:09:44 AM
No.150808985
>>150809031
>>150809053
>>150808956
Because he was holding back? The sword can cleave through hill sized structures like if it was made of butter, so I really doubt this isn't an outlier, or like I already said, him holding back. That or the rocket launcher is special and outerversal.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:10:14 AM
No.150808991
>>150808929
A lot of RPGs do this shit nowadays. God was going to remake the world, Clive killed God, Clive absorbed him and gained his power
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:10:57 AM
No.150809009
>>150809032
>>150808920
why doesn't Vergil then one-shot everyone and everything?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:11:48 AM
No.150809031
>>150809148
>>150808985
>That or the rocket launcher is special and outerversal.
what if he just isn't outerversal and sub-rocket launcher metal level but above rock level because cutting space isn't a real feat
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:11:49 AM
No.150809032
>>150809070
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:13:05 AM
No.150809053
>>150809108
>>150809148
>>150808985
He was physically straining against the rocket launcher but he was still holding back? How does that work?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:13:13 AM
No.150809059
>>150808929
Clive was groomed by his god to be taken over as a vessel for the express purpose of warping reality. That's his entire purpose.
And then Clive becomes stronger than him and becomes the new god with even stronger powers.
The original god wanted to use his power to remake the world and delete humanity from existence.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:13:48 AM
No.150809070
>>150809960
>>150809032
What does Sephiroth have to do with anything?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:13:58 AM
No.150809073
>>150809107
>>150808929
I present you conceptual space erasure...Which Clive doesn't scale to
"It is now possible to travel to, but this dreamy path was soon overshadowed by the demonic path. It was soon given the ominous name of the "Devil's Path".
With the disappearance of distance, only countlessness was born.
The concept of time has lost its original meaning, and it has turned into a different space where the past, present, and future all exist together.
Tellah and Cecil and the others were advancing along the demonic path.
A bleak passage devoid of any decoration.
That was Tellah's first impression.
However, once I stepped out, various scenes passed through my mind.
It's not that there is something in front of me, it's that I see things that shouldn't exist. I can see them.
They are not nightmares or visions that appear and disappear.
Fragments of facts emerge and disappear one after another without any rigor.
No matter how hard I closed my eyes, there was no way to escape it.
Mages are very sensitive to the supernatural.
That's why they don't see things the way we do."
It can never be beautified.
and by that logic, you might as well give Dante his concept name stuff
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:14:33 AM
No.150809083
>>150808920
Like if you cut the space that his matter is in? No it would not!!! There's no "space" for his guts to fall into, doofus! All you did is artificially lengthen the distance between his body parts!!!
FUCK YOU!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:14:49 AM
No.150809090
>>150809103
>>150808639
Pepper0 enjoyer?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:15:25 AM
No.150809103
>>150809342
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:15:33 AM
No.150809107
>>150809179
>>150809073
I mean, with the logic DMCfaggots use it's very easy to scale Clive to this kind of stuff
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:15:38 AM
No.150809108
>>150809053
he was pretending duh
just like my hero SUPERMAN pretended to be hurt by that gas station and GOKU pretended to be hurt by ice!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:16:34 AM
No.150809134
>>150809156
>>150809192
Does Clive even have any antifeats?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:17:23 AM
No.150809148
>>150809215
>>150809031
1. That is a joke, autismo man
2. Cutting space is a feat, you retard, feats by definition are things that a character does, and if Yamato didn't actually cut through space, then DMC wouldn't exist
>>150809053
Anon, when Dante (guy who Vergil clowned on), was able to basically man handle the moment he got serious. Fucking hell, the entire point
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:17:55 AM
No.150809156
>>150809192
>>150809134
Probably normal arpg stuff like needing keys to open old doors made of stone
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:18:25 AM
No.150809165
>>150809230
>when Dante (guy who Vergil clowned on), was able to basically man handle the moment he got serious
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:19:13 AM
No.150809179
>>150809107
No? Clive doesn't scale to it, because he never really has interacted beyond his own world, if he did actually chainscale via fucking gilga, then there would be less of an argument because FF lore is far more retarded than even Loretos tier wank DMC. Add to that, than Yamato conceptual shanking is the entire reason why DMC5 even started (or atleast blatant mind+soul shanking).
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:19:54 AM
No.150809191
>Clive can also regen at an absurd rate and prevent any fatal damage as long as he is in limit break mode (half-ifrit)
>Not to mention that at his peak, Clive has control over every element and the power of creation itself, meaning he cannot get tired of using Ifrit anymore.
>Remember Ifrit is the natural physical body of Ultima before the blight. This is what they used to look like and live life day by day.
This means Clive can use Ifrit for as long as there is life on the planet, because magic drains the life energy of the planet.
I don't see Dante winning this unless he blows up the planet they both fight in, and even then Clive still has enough energy stored to fight in space
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:19:56 AM
No.150809192
>>150809134
>>150809156
He doesn't even really have antifeats because all of his "big" feats happen while as Ifrit which is just nonstop huge scale boss fights
End of game normal human Clive also is way the fuck more powerful than at any point in the story
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:20:40 AM
No.150809204
>>150809249
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:21:15 AM
No.150809215
>>150809297
>>150809148
>autismo projection
By the logic that a feat is what someone does, an anti-feat would be something someone doesn't do. A feat is something that gives credence to a character's power, not just something they do. In order to better help your retarded brain, consider Vergil cutting space a feat that doesn't mean anything because he still can't cut a rocket launcher.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:21:51 AM
No.150809230
>>150809243
>>150809165
>soijack
Nigger this isn't that serious. There is no need to throw a tantrum on the irish ice eating fetish site.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:22:40 AM
No.150809236
Blade lost.
Asura lost.
Ben lost.
Kyle lost.
White people lost.
Buffy won.
Kratos won.
Hal won.
Simon won.
India won.
Get over it.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:23:01 AM
No.150809243
>>150809326
>>150809230
>this isn't that serious
jaks are serious business?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:23:25 AM
No.150809249
>>150809292
>>150809204
He's just.... like me....
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:24:03 AM
No.150809261
Clive also beats Omega when he was in the process of constricting space-time itself into nothingness and he was doing it at ground zero.
He would have died if he didn't do it in time but he could take out Omega before it happened.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:24:43 AM
No.150809275
>>150809312
How come nobody pulls up Dante's feats in DMC 2?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:25:31 AM
No.150809292
>>150809249
This except I'm all demon
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:25:43 AM
No.150809297
>>150809354
>>150809395
>>150809215
Anon, you are genuinely autistic if you didn't realize that me saying about how a rocket launcher is outerversal was a joke.
>an anti-feat would be something someone doesn't do.
Are you new in battleboarding? Because that doesn't make any sense, a feat is something done, which is used to measure someone power, an anti feat is something done to depower something. A feat is someone destroying a mountain, an anti feat is that same exact dude getting put in extensive care because he was rammed by an elephant.
> A feat is something that gives credence to a character's power
Okay then? Dante is a feats deity because he has a shitload of statements, and scaling (both used to give credence of his power). God yo uare so retarded. A feat is something done, haven't you been here for the past 6 months? Because surely all the kratos mocking would had make clear what feat is.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:26:43 AM
No.150809312
>>150809275
People would rather forget DMC2 exists even for powerscaling
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:27:11 AM
No.150809322
I don't care about who's the strongest character, or who's more likely to win. I only support and shill for whoever will piss off the most Indians.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:27:37 AM
No.150809326
>>150809243
If you don't convince this random faggot, that dante can't cut through space to dura neg, then your internet will be cut for a month. So yes.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:28:40 AM
No.150809342
>>150809364
>>150809103
Guy that draws older sister x younger brothers porn.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:29:07 AM
No.150809354
>>150809406
>>150809297
Autistic ESL...
>>an anti-feat would be something someone doesn't do.
>Are you new in battleboarding? Because that doesn't make any sense,
You're almost there.
>> A feat is something that gives credence to a character's power
>Okay then? Dante is a feats deity because he has a shitload of statements, and scaling (both used to give credence of his power). God yo uare so retarded.
Did you read the entire sentence? I know it will be hard, but if you do that, it'll help you make sense of things.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:29:24 AM
No.150809359
Is Dante vs Clive going be the third battle in a row wherein one of the characters is supernatual monster hunter?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:29:34 AM
No.150809364
>>150809342
I care more about the one to one relationship
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:31:19 AM
No.150809395
>>150809297
His big anti-feat was being defeated twice by Zantetsuken, a classic FF attack that cuts through anything, he then proceeds later to master the move and use it against its wielder though.
In FF16, Zantetsuken looks like Vergil's Judgment Cut
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:31:29 AM
No.150809398
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:32:14 AM
No.150809406
>>150809354
>umm, acshually you are so dumb, that if you could read, you would realize how stupid you are. No, I am not pointing out.
Very smart tactics, anon. Hope that the person you are arguing realizes he did something wrong, because you yourself, aren't able to point it out.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:32:23 AM
No.150809409
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:01:26 AM
No.150809960