Thread 150814525

These halls belong to featsCHADS.

Kneel

>>150814548
QVEENFFY…

So what non-Tokusatsu live-action series do you think should be the next series to be on Death Battle?

Harada (Tekken producer/director) said he wanted Clive to be a recurring Tekken character and not just a guest character for 8.
Tekken characters could unironically scale to Clive one day if they seriously made him a canon character in the universe.

>>150814582
Drake and Josh so they can GAPE Zack and Cody

>>150814548
>gun level
Pathetic.

Any good opponents for the Space King gang?

I WISH THAT SWAIN COULD SAVE ME NOOOOOOOW

KIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGSSSSSTTTTEEEEERRRRRRR FFFFFRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGG

>>150814627
Dio, Sakuya's not gonna win, calm down. But, uh, look out for Springtrap...

Good morning niggas

>>150814631
D-Did he just… WHAT THE FUCK?!!!!

>>150814627
Swan is dead
Buffy killed him

>>150814639
>not the hard r
Go back to sleep.

>>150814650
I'll rape you nigger

>>150814589
How many characters in Death Battle can you confidently say would be treated as bulletproof in their own fiction?

Clive's game only being about 2 years old had me curious.
What's the record smallest time for a character's debut and their DB debut?

>>150814670
Splitting and combining the human and demon realm are feats

>>150814662
Better :)

>>150814675
show that feat being aplicable to combat

>>150814671
Wasnt Yang like just in volume 1

>>150814683
https://imgur.com/a/moon-temen-ni-gru-7hPlOBv

also superior to arkham dmc3 who used force edge to sustain a realm with a night sky
so multi solar system

>>150814701
>moon wallpaper

The Foot vs The Hand, no generals, just grunts, who wins?

>>150814671
Looked into it myself after asking it and sifting through a few contenders.
>Shovel Knight
Game in 2014, episode in 2017. Episode was younger than I remember.
>Traveler
Game in 2019, episode in 2025? Genshin was a bit older than I thought.
>Dimitri
Game in 2019, episode in 2023.
>>150814684
Debuted 2013, episode was 2015. Not a bad shout.

Anyways the real answer is Tracer. Overwatch was less than a year old before she fought Scout. Even if you count the Overwatch betas that's still only about a year gap. Again though since Clive's game is only a little over two years old he's still one of the youngest characters on the show.

>>150814738
Actually it's Okuyasu's brother's stand that has the soldiers, not The Hand.

>>150814738
I kinda feel like The Foot should win since they fight mutant turtles constantly and sometimes can give them trouble in numbers,but i'm also not familiar with The Hand aside of knowing they fight Daredevil.

>>150814637
a1 to e1 is kinda guaranteed

Thoughts on Clive's love interest?

>>150814785
he fucks dogs???

What’s the preview song name?

>smug girlboss wins
When did DB receive so much...estrogen?

>>150814816
The smug girlboss is allowed to win, anon. No shame.

>>150814816
They became better men

>>150814785
Leave Clive's love interest to me.

>>150814816
Buffy actor was a dude

>>150814785
The circumstances around her NOT being sexually assaulted during her time as a prisoner are baffling to the point that even the normalfag fanbase was checking the JP script to make sure they didn't miss something.

>>150814816
Kind of like when Wonder Woman BUCKBROKE Thor?

>>150814852
Thor was Thor Thor, not Miles Thor, buckbreaking doesn't work

>>150814863
By Odin's Fade!

>>150814839
She's a girl
Voice doesn't lie
Boob jiggle also doesn't lie

VivziePopsisters.......what is this???!!!!

>>150814996
Jealousy

>>150815015
>Heresy
Fixed.

E N T E R

How do I become a better man? I'm evil right now.

>>150815089
READ MY COOKBOOK
READ MY LITERATURE
BECOME BETTER MAN
BY LETTING WIFE FUCK DARK MAN

>>150815107
Why are you a brown ESL?

Can you predict what dumbass title they'll give to Dante's preview?

>>150815112
I LEARN ENGLISH
FROM KINGTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

>>150815138
DANTE Is gonna make this Death Battle go crazyyyy

>>150815144
Why is he a GAYreek (subhuman??

Hellooo Peasants!!!!! I hope y'all have been worshipping the Ass Void since it beat CHUDZILLA!!!!

>>150815220
Post his asshole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-ULaMlxp-w
how many mountains could have Thor destroyed with that one two swing

>>150815220
God bless and keep you, anon.

>>150814816
Buffy is a true stacey so it's fine

>>150814785
Clive deciding to fuck his adoptive sister is very manly and based

>>150815334
KINGS
DEITIES
ICONS

We all agree that continental strength and possible multiversal scaling Buffy is a clear 2nd to the worst wank we've seen post-Kickstarter, right? Cos you can't tell me that a TV sensation across the nation showed that this girl was struggling with regular grown men punching her but is actually totally capable of prying Australia off the mantle. The character being live-action just makes it all the more jarring thinking about it, imagine watching the show with these stats in mind.

>>150815341
Most of the crazy stuff comes from the comics and novels which is naturally way less restrained

>>150815334
>Master Chief victim
>Asura victim
>Clive victim

>>150815346
>>Master Chief victim

>>150815341
brother she fucked until the building she was inside of crumbled that's at least a nintendo-tier feat if we're comparing her to something like mr. sandman

>>150815355
multiversal dagger btw

>>150815358
>posts the IRRELEVANT 2025 version
Know your fucking place fag

>>150815345
Yeah but they're still dubiously caon to the show, the main medium of this franchise. You have her dodging lightning in the novels only for her to get shot by a regular gun. This is an old thing at this point but it's so hilarious how vsfags actually believe this makes logical sense at all. There's a chance some kid is gonna watch this episode and decide to pick up the show only to watch her get fucking clobbered by regular shit.

Dante has Vergil and rest of DMC, Clive has his own game and FFXIV due to the crossover event. What else do Dante and Clive scale to?

>>150815369
>N-NOT LIKE THAT
I bet you still think Broly would beat Hulk.

>>150815369
My fucking place is above you, headcanon coper. Your place is on the floor, in a pile of your own tears, clutching at straws and going "n-no never happened, irrelevant!". Don't reply to me. Don't show up in these threads anymore. You're done.

who is the most fuckable member of champion's island?

>>150815359
>can fuck that hard
>bullets still go through
eithr those bullets can take out buildings too or only that pussy is that strong, both are funny

>>150815346
>...izer.
>...izer.
>...izer.

>>150815415
sadly, anon was mindbroken so hard that he eternally types the same thing

>>150815388
imagine the grip dear lord

….. Hero!

I still think Bowser vs Eggman and Ghost Rider vs Spawn are the peaks of kickstarter Death Battle. Kyle vs Simon and Hulk vs Godzilla come close.

>>150814641
Kratos...its your time...You've got a guest spot on the Mr frog show. Arrange your final will and testament. this is the end

FUARK… no wonder Asura lost…

>>150815458
But can he beat DOOR-SAMA?

>*pulverizes your entire verse*
hello

>>150815464
That’s a feat only Asura can pull off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBynfV9uTms


PEDOnte
GROOMERnte

>>150815468
>Partial moon level
Mr. Roshi fodder

>>150814641
Why would he be worried? He's a world destroyer

K, D, D. That's all that matters.

>>150815523
Dante is not a better man

>>150815523
Umm, yikes. No, just no. Doomguy is a christchud who gives off toxic masculinity MGTOW vibes. He is NOT my HERO.

>>150815532
He absolutely is. Vergil was the chud of their family

>>150815554
Name three chud things that Vergil did

>>150815554
He literally bullied Vergil and stole his book of poems.

>>150815334
>>150815523
Where's Springtrap?

>>150815523
The Trio of Legitimate Wins

DONT LOOK

Prophet Muhammad from the Qur'an once splits moon apart before mending them back together in one of his miracle.

Didn't asura obliterated a guy that's larger than chronos ?

>>150814189
Late but Dracula was amped here. He had siphoned Sif's blood to give him a power boost, he ran like a bitch from Thor the moment it wore off

>>150815636
Don't make me post the Zutt pic from /int/

>Dante return
>Wasted on a literal who Square Enix character.
Yawn, that's an easy skip

>>150815660
why is Sif's blood so strong

>>150815684
Post it nigga

>>150815689
She's an Asgardian who's close to Thor

>>150815700
>Asgardian has to be suffixed with close to Thor
Asgardian civilians...

>>150815383
>My fu-ACK!

>>150815705
The plot of the current Moon Knight run was Moon Knight having to assemble a team and his best weaponry to try and beat basically a random Asgardian civilian farmer.

>>150815723
Asgardian civilians... (I kneel)

>>150815723
Why is he beefing with that Asgardian?

>>150815726
>>150815731
He was an Asgardian farmer who came to Earth to get rich and started selling an addictive drug called glitter. Moon Knight was trying to stop his operation.

>>150815731
He hates aryans

Glad Fikshun has a good sense of humor about it

>DURRRR WHO IS THIS?
Why are people do obnoxious about things they don't know?

>REEEEE WHY DON’T YOU KNOW RANDOM CAPESHIT CHARACTER #1000
Cope

Threads are gonna be like this for a while, now that Final Fantasy fans have an excuse to leave their containment boards

>>150815812
This is what Kratos niggers look like

>>150814567
The intradimensional rift, is it the same one as the one in 5? I knew the reference, the void as a concept first debuted in 3, it just wasn't as big a point as it was in 5, so is it the same?

>>150814785
Looks like a boy

>>150815776
>>150815795
It was autocorrect you worthless maggots.
>>150815800
Wrong, it's not "why don't you know capeshit character" it's "why are you so obnoxious regarding things you don't know" and people should be interested in the unknown, or at least curious.

Who did this to her bros?

>>150815852
SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO TAP OUT IF SHE NEEDED AIR! SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO TAP OUT!

>>150815832
No, it's just a reference.
The Interdimensional rift in V (and a few other places that reference it) is more like, the ocean that island that are the other FF worlds float in.
Ultima just made some weird extra dimension. Just pointing out that he has the same kinda wank Mundus has, but in base.

>>150815852
I can't believe she died the same year I was born.

>>150815927
I know it's a reference but the idea is still the same and it has its own cosmos within it just like 5. I think it's possible it's the same one but I'm not saying it's for certain.

>>150815852
There's always another BBC to finish the job.

Dante will speedblitz

I feel like every time a character wins a controversial episode they lose the runback (Ganon, Guts, Batman after beating Cap, etc). I know nothing about DMC or FF but with that in mind I think Dante loses.
Why this matchup anyway? Was this popular enough to keep Dante away from Doomguy/Kratos or the Bayo rematch?

>>150816089
>Why this matchup anyways?
FF16's combat is based on DMC, the combat director for both game said Clive beats Dante, and Torrian wants to do it.

>>150816089
The gameplay style is the main thing here, Clive also has some story beats similar to Dante (although not that much). Super modes too. Though Clive can turn into a kaiju.

>>150814816
This was only the second smug girlboss win this year. The first was in Krasura.

>>150816089
They already did Kratos and Doomguy and they tend to avoid rematches unless it's a really big match (or to avoid doing one just to have the loser win).
It's also one of Clive's most liked.

Buffy is probably your mom's HERO, I'm okay with her winning.

>>150816116
My Mom's Black. She has never seen an episode of Buffy, but she use to watch Blade 1 with me all the time on VHS. Me? I'm a fan of both Blade and Buffy. Use to watch Buffy on FX Channel.

>>150815956
Why were you born on 9/11?

>>150816116
My mom is Asian. My dad is probably enough a westaboo to know Buffy tho

We'll probably get Ash v Yugi by December

Swan bros...

>>150816147
Why did she do it?

>>150816156
She was mad about DIO vs Alucard.

Maybe if Blade wasn't too busy aura farming, he would have won.

Clive just has the better feats. I'm confident he could any DMC enemy. I'm not confident Dante could beat every FF16 enemy.

I'd like to see Death Race revived and done properly this time, pitting F-Zero against WipeOut. I think it could be cool, although it should have probably be done DBX style given the massive speed difference and the fact that F-Zero machines may not be able to employ weapon pads.

Why are white women so strong? ANSWER ME!

>>150816262
Women are too strong for men. So much of history has been men keeping women down and fighting wars over them because they're less humans like men, more like goddesses taking the form of humans.
>Women have a record of 13-5 over men in death battle
They're too strong. Us men are jobbers.

>>150816262
They've always been strong, boy. That's why WE have to strive to be BETTER MEN.

>>150816296
>>150816299

I don't believe in women's suffrage, because they suffer.

>>150816147
>Buddy and Blade can kill the DB crew
this makes them the strongest characters

>>150816296
>Us men

>>150816364
Yes, us men. I am a man. You are a man.

>>150816469
*Drinks 30 gallons of onions milk.*

>>150814816
The first episode of the show is Samus vs Boba Fett dude, women have been BTFOing men since Day 1.

So what absolutely irrelevant inane bullshit are they gonna pull out their ass from 2 lines of dialogue in the FF14 Crossover that somehow makes Clive Omniversal and beat Dante?

>>150816485
Samus is not a girlboss and Boba Fett is a jobber.

>Halo is a dead franchise and yet managed Halo Infinite to get 20 million players at its peak
>Doom The Dark Ages managed to only get 3 million players
Doomxisters... How could this be?

>>150816544
this nigga is PURPOSEFULLY leaving out the pure autism that is doom modding btw

Mmm... sexy men

>>150816589
WHY DID YOU POST THIS LOL

>>150816582
myhouse.wad in deathbattle when

>>150815631
>Clive will win because of some bullshit feat/scaling he gets from Jill
LOVEforce-bros, we are SO back

>>150816589
Wha-?

Men-lovers WON.

>>150816655
Jill gave him her ice powers and he then was able to beat Barnabas (Odin) after losing twice. PP training is serious business.

>>150815852
>2001
Jesus this series is ancient

My hero scales off of these lore sites.

>>150816646
GM_CONSTRUCT VERSUS MYHOUSE.WAD
AN ICONIC, LIMINAL GMOD MAP AGAINST A CREEPYPASTA DOOM MAP
HE'S WIZ AND I'M BOOMSTICK
AND IT'S OUR JOB TO ANALYZE THEIR WEAPONS ARMOR AND SKILLS TO FIND OUT WHO WOULD WIN... A DEATH BATTLE.

MY HERO ENTERS

>>150816713
JauneCHAD...

>>150816138
Malaybros...

>>150816794
Jaune doesn't even need any fanfiction powers when his actual Semblance is already overpowered
>regenerates Aura
>heals
>boost Semblance and stats

If Jaune ever gets MU, he will win it because DB will wank his Semblance and give him the retarded Grimm Eclipse-scaling from game where he was the most broken character

>>150816853
>where he was the most broken character
Elaborate

>>150814816
Buffy is way more based than Blade desu.

>>150815341
If anything they lowballed Buffy.
They didn't even hardly talk about how she gets stronger the stronger her opponent is cause of slayer magic.

>>150816763
He would DESTROY Yujiro btw

>>150816116
My mom watches Buffy like once a year.

>>150816893
>some literal who would beat the biggest guy of all big guys

>>150816906
His yellow/gold costume is better. Even Death Seed Sentry looked better than this crap

>>150814816
Nigga have you watched buffy? She's the whitest fucking white bitch of a protagonist out there. She had snark before the MCU came into existence.

>>150816918
The MCU is basically entirely derivative of Buffy writing.

>>150815380
Yes

>>150816939
I always thought that kind of writing worked much better in Buffy since it was coming out of the mouths of a bunch of shitty teenagers and young adults compared to what's supposed to be experienced adult superheroes.

>>150816853
Would he

>>150816903
>Kevin Nash height: 6'10" (208 cm)
>Yujiro Hanma height: 6'3" (190 cm)
Big Sexy MOGS that bitch.

>>150816886
So Buffy is like Simon the NIGGERA, but her no limits fallacy has actual backing.

>>150816918
this doesn't address anything in that post

>>150816957
WTF! just how tall were the black niggas... you know... from that night...

Daily REMINDER

>>150816973
The CHAMP was POISONED, alright, during that night.

>>150816978
I don't understand HOW a tiger is supposed to get past that luscious mane

>>150816948
It works better in Buffy because Buffy had SOVL behind the quips.

>>150816988
was he poisoned with that JUNGLE FEVER... them MANDINGO PHEROMONES, if you gnome saying?

>>150816957
So? Sukune was over 6'5 and he was looking UP at Yujiro. Height doesn't mean better.

>>150816992
Well, SHITgers claims to BEYOND Universal. Okay?

>>150816959
I think they should have focused on the glory fights a lot more, honestly.
Look how she just gets smashed through this thickass concrete wall and it does almost nothing to her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmUZFJ1OYfo

>>150815388
>>150815424
It's funny how buffy is potentially the only combatant in death battle history to be both a mountain buster and a building buster as a result from having sex alone

>>150816998
big Kev has something Sukune doesn't: AURA

>>150816998
Oh, but size does matter. Nash himself knows this more than anyone, given what happened to him during that sizzling hot summer in 1992

Post Clive destroying a mount-
>>150814525 (OP)
NO NO THIS CAN'T BE A-AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>150816448
ENTER GODDESSFFY THE BREAKER OF BUCKS whose titles include -but are not limited to:
ARYAN AMAZONESS
BANE OF BLACKS
CASTRATOR OF COMICFAGS
DESTROYER OF DARKIES & DRACULAS
EVROPEAN ELIMINATOR
FLAYER OF FAGGOTS
GODDESS OF GORE
HOLY HOMEMAKER
INDOMITABLE INVESTIGATOR
JAILER OF JIGGABOOS
KILLER KAREN
LAYER OF LESBIANS
MUTILATOR OF MARVEL
NULLIFIER OF NIGS
OCCIDENTAL OMNIWOMAN
PRINCESS OF POWER
QUEEN OF QUIRKS
RAPACIOUS RAVAGER
SALACIOUS SLAYER
TERMINATOR OF TRANNIES
UPENDER OF UGLIES
VIVISECTOR OF VAMPIRES
WINNER OF WIDOWBOWL
XTERMINATER OF XIRS
ZIPPER OF ZOOMIES
YAPPING YANKEE

>Remember crying when Spike died in Buffy
>He randomly comes backs as a ghost in the last season of Angel before getting his body back and being a regular cast member
At least Angel and Spike's moments were funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADoLg6H4ZXc

>>150817037
>>150817038

Tyler Breeze SOLOS Kevin Nash

>>150817053
Buffy has to be the most forced character in /dbg/ surpassing even Kratos

>>150817059
>deku out of NOWHERE

>>150816956
Actual Jaune? Hell no since every RWBY-character is gigantic jobber. I could see DB-wanked version of Jaune getting the undeserved win though

DEKU X MAKA

>>150817056
Spike was just too good to keep dead.
I really like the part when he beats Angel up and steals his destiny and they show flashbacks of how Angelus fucked Spikes mind up.

>>150814589
>Kills you with multiversal scythe

Trivia: Spike's actor in Buffy played King Piccolo in the Dragon Ball Evolution. He was so ashamed of the rule, he later played Zamasu in Dragon Ball Super to redeem himself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATteVNGgesg

>>150817064
Deku at least is a punchy punch man. Buffy is some lame shit

>>150817056
>>150817075
James Marsters was unironically too hot and charismatic for him to not be a main cast member

>>150817080
He was an actual dragonball fan and was really excited about Evolution at first until he saw what it was.

>>150815220
Where have you been? You're supposed to be here every thread since Hulk won
You're slipping up
Even OH NO schizo has posted more than you
You're starting to be replaced by Deku/Maka spam

>>150817093
I'm pretty sure he never actually cared about Death Battle specifically, it was always just some weird grudge he and the kaiju poster had with each other that spans boards. They're both from /m/ I think

>>150817038
There was a guy who easily towered above 7 feet tall and he was sharing a cell with Mike Tyson and he was still scared shitless of Che Guevara.

>>150817106
I believe Baki spitballed that man's height to be 260cm or about 8'6''

>>150817102
Well he needs to fucking commit
I was expecting him and OH NO schizo combined to make these boards unreadable and have only been disappointed

>>150817088
It was really smart how they kept him in the story. He was actually supposed to die in his second appearance but audiences loved him so they kept him.
He could easily have become a dumb skeletorlike villain of the week if they hadn't found a way to make him harmless so Buffy wouldn't have to kill him. That let them put him in the main cast and have it actually make sense despite him being one of their worst enemies previously.

>>150817128
Ohnosissy and Nikofag can't even match 1% of a featsissy's spam

Loving can hurt
Loving can hurt sometimes
But it's the only thing that I know
When it gets hard
You know it can get hard sometimes
It is the only thing that makes us feel alive

We keep this love in a photograph
We made these memories for ourselves
Where our eyes are never closing
Hearts are never broken
Times forever frozen still

So you can keep me
Inside the pocket
Of your ripped jeans
Holding me closer
'Til our eyes meet
You won't ever be alone
Wait for me to come home

Loving can heal
Loving can mend your soul
And it's the only thing that I know (know)
I swear it will get easier
Remember that with every piece of ya
And it's the only thing we take with us when we die

We keep this love in a photograph
We made these memories for ourselves
Where our eyes are never closing
Hearts were never broken
Times forever frozen still

So you can keep me
Inside the pocket
Of your ripped jeans
Holding me closer
'Til our eyes meet
You won't ever be alone

And if you hurt me
That's OK, baby, only words bleed
Inside these pages you just hold me
And I won't ever let you go

Wait for me to come home
Wait for me to come home
Wait for me to come home
Wait for me to come home

Oh you can fit me
Inside the necklace you got when you were sixteen
Next to your heartbeat
Where I should be
Keep it deep within your soul

And if you hurt me
Well, that's OK, baby, only words bleed
Inside these pages you just hold me
And I won't ever let you go

When I'm away
I will remember how you kissed me
Under the lamppost
Back on 6th street
Hearing you whisper through the phone
"Wait for me to come home"

>>150817180
Shut the fuck up, Gigifag.

>Buffy slept with a Japanese girl
>Angel and Buffy are confirmed to have been intimate
Bisexual chads run this place!

I refuse to believe that DB will let a final fantasy character NOT from 7 win. There's no way this will happen

>>150815015
Hazshit Hotel is nothing to be jealous of.

>>150817239
Is 7 the most popular one? I've never played a FF game or known anyone who did and yet ever since I was a kid I always knew Cloud, Tifa and Sephiroth by name

>>150817253
FF7 was a nearly Pokemon tier phenomenon, yes

>>150817253
Yeah, FVII is the most popular one. In Japan FFX is the second most popular, and they basically a bunch of Youtube poop memes for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrAPjVxtjh0

>>150817253
>I've never played a FF game or known anyone who did and yet ever since I was a kid I always knew Cloud, Tifa and Sephiroth by name
That kinda answers your question, doesn't it?

>>150817202
>>Angel and Buffy are confirmed to have been intimate
We didn't need confirmation we just knew.

>if Blade won we would be getting spammed with BBC muh snowbunny gayfag jewery
>Buffy winning means we're now getting buckbreaking kino
The best timeline.

>>150817059
The joke comes from how huge of a surprise it is that she has perfect counters to Blade because you know, 128 novels nobody has read
Her being some grounded live action tv show character also makes this more surprising

>>150817253
FF7 is basically the one that's made square Enix the most money and has by far the most extended material since the Original Game has like several prequel stories and games, a sequel game and an actual film.

>Cucks Spike by fucking Drusilla
>Also fucks Spike
Angelus is a compilated guy.

It's been a good while since the official crossover event and it remains a good enough premise for a match that i'm convinced it would be a great episode of the show.

>>150817297
>Getting

We're not seeing outside a few replies to a thread. It was a quiet victory

>>150817308
I mean Angelus is a complicated guy.

What do you want to see in the fight?
>Zantetsuken vs Yamato, maybe they both cut each other in half somehow
>Clive becoming Ifrit Risen and blitzing Dante the first time and punting him like a soccer ball

>>150817311
ODST are elite troopers while helldivers are conscripts given minimal training and launched at a planet to die in mass numbers

>>150817311
Mechanics aside in terms of power Helldivers are more like their universe's equivalent of Spartans

>>150817059
KINGtos forever changed /dbg/ and made it a Better Gen

>>150817322
>This meme again
Four Helldivers can clear massive automaton and illuminate forces on their own. Illuminate have access to very high advanced tech that includes being able to move black holes.
Go back to your Reddit media literacy class

>>150817326
That is propaganda nigga. Helldivers are just random mooks rounded up on mass to be cannon fodder.

>>150817330
/dbg/ needs to become /bmg/

Fuck you, Kratos. I will be a chud to spite you.

>>150817335
every time a helldiver dies in game its a new helldiver that comes down not the same guy respawning. So it rarely takes only 4.

>>150817346
It will, when KINGte beats Clive and a Lore KING beats dragonball or comics

>>150817330
....on opposite day.

>>150817346
We basically already are. We talk about Kratos more than the actual episodes

It's funny how these "vamprie hunters" would both get shitstomped by Dio and Alucard.

>>150817335
So do they ever use this 'tech capable of moving in black holes' in combat against the helldivers?

>>150817384
Both of them were put at way stronger and faster than Alucope, nice try sneaking him in

>>150816589
Artist?

>>150817384
Dio can't Donut blade and blade can just mist form to blow him up from the inside.
Buffy just tanks the worlds punches and then cuts through it with scythe

>>150817392
It's true . Alucard is generally more high level than Blade and Buffy

>>150817398
Check the name written next to Dante's ass.

>>150817354
Isn't being a chud being obsessed with BBC?

>WHAT THE ACTUAL ULTRA ARE YOU SAYING!? MAKA ALBARN WILL BE VISITING THE UA!? THE SAME MAKA ALBARN I'VE BEEN OBSESSING OVER THIS WHOLE TIME WILL FINALLY NOTICE ME!? GO FURTHER BEYOND YABBADABBADOOO! I HAVE TO PREPARE-
>W-WHAT'S THAT? S-SHE WILL ONLY MEET WITH... WITH THE TOP 3 ON THE HERO RANKINGS!? S-S-SHIIIIIIIIIIIT I'M JUST NUMBER 4 AFTER SAVING THE WORLD, LOSING MY POWERS, AND BECOMING A HAPPY KEK AND PAYING MY WAY TO THE TOP I STILL CAN'T GET INTO THE TOP 3 OF MY OWN COUNTRY! NOW SHE WILL MEET ACTUAL HEROES LIKE MIRIO AND TODOROKI! HEROES WHO ACTUALLY WORK HARD TO POLISH THEIR POWERS INSTEAD OF SITTING ON THEIR ASSES WHILE WAITING FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO BUY SHINY SUPER SUITS TO THEM!N
>BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!? S-SHE WILL BRING HER BOYFRIEND TOO!? A MAN WHO'S SOLE PRESENCE WOULD COMPLETELY EMASCULATE ME WITHOUT HIM DOING ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING!? A MAN WHO COULD RENDER ME COMPLETELY HELPLESS WITH A SINGLE MOVEMENT OF HIS FINGERS! THAT SOUL EVANS!?
>THIS... I CAN'T ACCEPT THIS, ALL I CAN SAY IS... GRRRRRRRR I'M SUCH AN ANGRY KEK! URARAKA GET THE MAKA COSPLAY AND THE COCK EXTENSION, I NEED TO LIVE MY FANTASIES ONCE MORE!

>>150817059
You know how Starscream vs Dyke Horse surprised Ben because the latter had win conditions and bs he had no idea about (by Season 1 logic)?
It's like that but for everyone else

>>150817392
DB had to downplay Alucard and wank Dio to get the latter to win, so no.

>muh downplay muh wank
CANON Battle is canon

Alucard's Strength: 11 Tons of TNT
Alucard's Speed: 515,872 m/s

>>150817434
....in my BBC filled sissy fantasies

>>150817416
Is it minicodi or minicody?

Either way I can’t find the artist

>>150817438
That is... something. I don't know about that speed rating

>>150817438
>Unironical Ruby Rose Victim
KWAB

>>150817415
Only post Schrodinger since they much like Dio have no counter to him just choosing to not die.

>>150817434
True. Only crybabies say otherwise.

>>150816794
If one learn the limitless potential of dust and aura , they'll make a maiden look like a fraud .

>>150817442
>BBC fantasies out of NOWHERE
I'm sorry your faggy weak loser lost

>>150814631
That speed for the projectile tree is insane too.

>>150817449
Pre Schrodinger too. He's deadly enough with his guns and agility. The guy also cut through one of Dandy Man's helicopter busting and artillery shell slashing cards with his bare hand

This match was BLACKED or BLEACHED

>>150814525 (OP)
Dante's got thi-
>Remembers that Clive once stepped foot in the XIV verse for a half a second
Nevermind

I do like how Blade vs Buffy had entire reasonable motive for the conflict, they both infiltrate the same vampire-infested night club, briefly work somewhat together and have a clash of ideals on what should have been done for an innocent unfortunately inflicted with vampirism

>>150814996
I love that Verbalase is there.

Alucuck lost

>>150817477
Buffy was objectively in the wrong, but unfortunately Death Battle is an SJW female empowerment show run by big city millennials

>>150816145
>Would be a stomp in Yugi's favor even if mind crushing is off the table
They'd probably still make it entertaining at least

>>150817311
>>150817322
Talk over the relative elite-ness of the divers is a tired one with some holding out that they're categorically 'just' a group of frat house buffoons when 'normal' soldier npc units in SEAF are a thing. Those guys are the normal infantry and 'actual' cannon fodder pawns - Divers are another category from that and they do appear to somewhat validate their deified image by performing well in the field. HD is an inherently funny universe. The Helldivers as a corps being filled with goofballs isn't mutually exclusive with their also being guys able to do movie stunts in the warzone.

>>150817311
odsts would unironically be fucked over because helldivers would know the exact position of their squad for the entire fight with their minimap that detects enemies over a hundred meters away

>>150817416

Can anyone help find what the artists name is?

I WANT GAY SEX

>Maka vs Ruby had 550k in 22 hours
Well it looks like Blade vs Buffy isn't gonna bomb like that fight
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/150492611/#q150496742

>>150817448
>Lying award

>>150817488
>DERANGED AI slop fan fiction

>>150817449
The hellfire shotgun burns Alushit's soul to nothing
The scythe can outright delete multiverse eaters and Buffy also has soul rending weapons that just weren't effective against Blade

Alunigger is the weakest vampire related combatant on DB

>>150817311
Rookie solos if you ask me

>>150817527
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DKkBjkPS3-_/
You should know in this day and age we use google images, saucenao and yandex to find sources. Consider yourself lucky I was kind enough to spoonfeed you.

>>150817546
Well then.... What will you do about the other 2,999,999 souls, Blade?

>>150817239
They might still be in "Yoshi-P is a cool guy who can do no wrong" mode and wank Clive to essentially serve as a rep for CS3 as a whole

KKKKKIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGSSSSSTTTTTTTEEEEEEERRRRRRR *inhales* FFFROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>150817239
They had Wonder Woman job to Lightning

>>150817572
Yeah no shit this guy could beat wonder women

https://archive.org/details/ffxvi-ultimania-jap/FFXVI%20Ultimania%20JAP/mode/2up
Dante may have lorebooks but Clive still has Ultimania on his side. Someone be schizophrenic enough to translate it for us please.

>>150817568
You were talking about Schrodinger you disingenuous morons, don't pivot back to normal Alucard when it gets inconvenient

And yeah I mean I think Blade and Buffy given they're both hundreds of times faster and stronger can stomp a weak and slow jobber like Alufaggot millions of times

I'm so confused about the way they scaled Buffy. Did "Silas" ever destroy a universe on screen with his bare hands or a really big energy blast? Was he just straight up bulletproof, invulnerable, could he split the Earth in half with a karate chop and sneeze the Milky Way apart? I'm looking for the comics rn

>>150817605
I don't think Alucard needs Schrodinger to beat Blade. Why you gotta be so butthurt about Alucard?

>>150817625
Because I HATE WEAKLING

>>150817572
post the moon scene

Alucard took it up the ass from a Turk

>>150817625
Alucope eats shit to Blade whether or not he has Schrodinger
Alucopers are Benpedo tier faggots you deserve to be mocked

>>150817629
Your way of crushing weakling is giving them free real estate in your brain???

>>150817635
hello heheh i'm 10 steps ahead of you hello >>150814631

>>150817648
You were butthurt about Alucard in the entire lead up to Diocard in 2021 and you're still butthurt about Alucard in 2025. Just tell me why so I can understand where you're coming from

How does either Blade or Buffy kill Alucard?

>t-they just do!

Convincing. Must be Swan arguing here.

>>150817650
Yeah same with Kratos and Hal

>>150817668
He must be unable to separate Death Battle from who the characters really are

>>150817668
>dies to FUCKING RUNNING WATER

I LOVE WEAKLING

>>150817668
Anal sex is Alucard's canonical weakness

>>150817701
Fuark even Kratos beats Alusissy?

>>150817662
>um, YOU'RE the one who's butthurt
>I-I totally haven't been seething about "muh Swank" for f-four years now
Man at least Benpedos eventually did accept they were being sore loser trannies

>>150817604
All the important stuff's already been translated and it doesn't really give Clive any additional wankage. Whether they make some stretches based on his appearance in XIV will probably be the deciding factor. XIV WoL could solo the DMC verse in his sleep, but Dante could do the same to the XVI verse.

>>150817708
You're not funny

>>150817668
Honest question. What exactly does Schrodinger's powers do?

>>150817708
You are funny

>>150817708
You are

There's something deeply satanic about the way Alucard inspires seethe in others. It's probably cause he's a good Christian boy and they can't have that

>>150817708
YOU

>>150817059
>Maka out of nowhere

DONKEY

>Buffy dies saving world and goes to Heaven
>Dumbass friends think she might be in Hell, so they bring her back to life
>Get ripped out of fucking paradise and have break yourself out of a coffin six feet under
>Go back to doing Slayer bullshit and fighting demons
No wonder Buffy became way bitcher in seasons 6 and7.

>>150817741
It's not working bro

>>150817711
Oh? Like what?
The XIV scaling would be very easy to give him and Clive has better onscreen feats than Dante, who requires external sources to explain anything above universal.

Asura lost
Alucard lost
Ben lost
Whiny sissies lost

Who would be a good match for him? The only person I can think of is Grimgor Ironhide the one true git, but Garrosh stands literally 0 chance.

>>150817723
>I am everywhere and nowhere
It was never properly explained in the work itself. He survived having his brains blown out by Alucard while seemingly not being a vampire, manifested anywhere he wanted and even in someone else's mindscape and memories, and he slashed his own throat as part of the Major's contrived plan to get rid of Alucard by making him absorb Schrodinger and having his uncanny quantum nature combine with all the millions of souls to make him decoherent or some shit. That's why he vanished for decades until he killed all the souls inside himself

>>150817516
It’s an apples to oranges comparison but VISR is probably better to have than the diver’s extended gamer radar.
https://www.halopedia.org/Visual_Intelligence_System,_Reconnaissance

>>150817791
Let my HERO rest after approving once and for all - HE DID NOTHING WRONG

>>150817773
I don't have an agenda like you do

>>150817804
He really did do nothing wrong

>>150817604
>>150817711
From what I know, all it does is provide some extra stuff for Ultima creating a universe.
That still makes essentially base Ultima equal Mundus.

>>150817791
With Old God wank CHADrosh would beat SISSYgor BITCHide.

>>150817793
>I am everywhere and nowhere
Holy shit he's "CONNECTOR" level???

>>150817793
Okay so it's not a power boost but it functional makes him unkillable unless either he chooses to die and just lets him spawn himself anywhere? I can see why people put that version him above blade and buffy. Like that's a weirdly loose yet also specific power to have

>>150817741
Good Christian boys do not enjoy getting sodomized

>>150817844
It's a detriment to him actually because he becomes a paradox, that's why he has to spend years killing every single soul inside him because he literally cannot exist as himself and Schrodinger at the same time.I assume he also killed Schrodinger somehow, but I'm a secondary.

>>150817832
>Fragment of an Old God that already died
>Its best feat was creating muh emotions demons in Pandaching land
HellKEK even with the SHART of YSHARTj gets no diffed

>>150817723
Schrodinger is a cat boy whose power basically allows him to respawn and "be anywhere",he allows himself to stay "dead" so Alucard can absorb his body and cause him to cease to exist.
By the end of the series he loses his extra souls and only leaves the cat boy's because Alucard can't kill him.
It doesn't make him strong or anything,just unable to die unless he decides to stay dead.
In theory, characters that can kill or steal souls could potentially get rid of Schrodinger and just kill Alucard.

>>150814525 (OP)
https://youtu.be/fpkR_5XMmME?si=0FmD144iPpYRixbb

NEW DISSIDIA FINAL FANTASY ANNOUNCED JUST NOW
CLIVE WINS (If he is in the roster of course.)

>>150817844
I mean, he's still implied to be a "soul" existing somewhere given that he needed to kill all the souls inside of him in order to actually reappear in reality
Both Buffy and Blade have soul destroying weaponry

>>150817844
You nailed it. Schrodinger being a catboy was intentional by the author, with the quantum thing being up to him. So Alucard at the end of the series now has the one soul, but it's effectively unkillable by previous means (like staking his heart the way Walter tried to) and he can now enter your mind though we don't know what he could do from there

>>150817872
Is that so?

>>150817832
>>150817869
I fucking love and hate the way you people type this shit.

>>150817791
>but Garrosh stands literally 0 chance
That's because Warcraft is pitifully weak verse whose big bad Lich King JOBS to a FRAUD like Sauron that has zero actual combat feats. When the Primordial Evil of your setting loses to a guy that gets rekt by a dog, you know your setting is weak as fuck

>>150817888
Its really fun to type out

>>150817861
He wasn't smiling because he liked it. He was smiling because of his ruthless and twisted faith in God

>>150817872
>characters that can kill or steal souls could potentially get rid of Schrodinger and just kill Alucard.

>>150817882
The fact Schrodinger had to be "dead" before getting absorbed by Alucard could imply it's not so simple to fuck his soul over. But that's conjecture on my part

>>150817901
To be fair the Lich King isn't a primordial being. He's small fry compared to the cosmic level threats like Sargeras, Dimensius, and as much as I hate SL even the J*ilor, especially since the LK was the result of his machinations and his power borrows directly from him

>>150817931
>J*ilor

Non-canon

>>150817886
>>150817916
Honestly with the way Soul Adagio works,you could have a good argument about them disabling Schrodinger's ability which would be enough to kill Alucard

>>150817924
He just added his blood to Alucard's, which I guess transfers your soul in Hellsing.
In a Death Battle scenario I think they'd need to see actual evidence that Schrodinger lets you heal from soul based destruction

>>150817931
>Sargeras, Dimensius and Jailor
All canonically fraudulent jobbers with no real feats and huge reliance on statements

>>150817946
Alucard cannot use shrodinger and remain in the world at the same time

>>150817943
Sorry bro, we're going back to visit Sylvanas at the Maw next expansion
ZoBALD the FAILURE remains
Though it seems like they're retconning the First Ones to being just the Titans

>>150817955
IMO it's vague enough that we're better off using pre-Schrodinger Alucard in any scenario. Killing Schrodinger Alucard or guessing what he could and couldn't do (blow someone's brains out from their mind?) almost feels like writing fanfic unless he's up against a monster like Galactus

Sauron vs Lich King is such a weird battle because it's so forgettable my memory thought LK won until I just looked it up

>>150817530
Ruby got scaled to faster than light, but even scaling her to Adam's reactions (41% the speed of light according to DB if I remember correctly) without Mental gymnastics she would still be 122,914,908 m/s
And her best AP feat was exactly 11 tons of TNT, they scaled her higher but even without that she would be equal to Alucard and massively faster.

>>150817963
Yes he can
>I have returned here, but I am also always nowhere. It's a conundrum. The truth of it is, I am everywhere

Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse

>>150817983
Yeah the more everyone has explained it the more it sounds like a fucking headache to try and reasonably argue without sounding like you are making shit up especially since the catboy never actually does anything with the power other than to spawn wherever he wants and to troll zorin blitz in her mindscape

>>150818005
Do you believe Ruby could throw a right hook at millions of meters per second?

>>150818022
I don't think she could even throw a right hook with proper form to be honest

>>150818005
Even Death Battle's fanfic City level FTL Ruby gets outhaxxed and outlasted by Alucard.

>>150817916
>>150817886
>Soul and Maka are now the great filter for all the characters with soul based abilities
Wish we got someone like this for dimensional scaling

>>150818022
I believe Ruby fights on a level massively beyond Alucard and would splatter him in a single hit yes

>>150818048
I'm gonna be honest with you bro I don't think Alucard could punch someone at Mach 1500 even though I do think he would beat Ruby of all people

>>150818048
Ruby has more hax than Alucard does
The fuck hax does Alucard even have? Featless hypnosis? Some regen?

>>150818060
Do you believe she can throw a right hook at millions of meters per second, yes or no

>>150817946
I also remembered that according to DB, Maka is FTL while Alucard is only 15x the speed of sound. I can't believe I'm even saying this, but I think Maka and Soul would turn Alucard's soul piggy bank into a smorgasbord.

>>150818078
Ruby has hax?

>>150818082
I mean I watched a RWBY fight once and nearly every single character there was moving massively faster and was massively more powerful than anything in Hellsing so you tell me

EEEEEEEEYUP, I'm starting to think vampires are just fucking weak.
Even DIO is hard carried by his stand.

>>150818123
Dracula beat Ganon

>>150818108
So you don't know?

>>150818106
The elemental bullets and Silver Eyes would probably destroy all of Alucard's SUPER DUPER EDGY EPIC black dog constructs

>>150818106
Her only Hax are silver eyes (don't work unless we go with DB's version) and her using her semblance to turn him into molecules... Which she has never used on anyway in an offensive manner and didn't understand stand when penny explained it to her

>>150818128
>beating the Zeldaverse
Not impressive. Still had to rely on stupid Chaoswank.

>>150818128
Ganon's been beaten up by like 50 incarnations of some little boy, NOT a huge feat.

>>150818134
He just has the one Baskerville familiar

https://youtu.be/fpkR_5XMmME?si=0FmD144iPpYRixbb

NEW DISSIDIA FINAL FANTASY MOBIILE GAME ANNOUNCED JUST NOW

CLIVE WINS

>>150818148
>Mobile game
Fuck off square

>>150818108
Genuinely why are you so hung up on Hellsing and Alucard? It's getting to be really fucking weird

>>150818123
I mean, Dio would blitzstomp everyone being mentioned here

>>150818156
Again, only because of his stand, not even any of his actual vampiric feats other than maybe regen.

As an Alubro let me just say your 20s should be spent watching edgy shit for middle schoolers, typing TFS lines over the internet at transphobes, and letting your BIG BRO BULLY BULL fuck your ass like Alucard would.
The bird of Hermes is my name! Bitches LOVE CANNONS XDDDDS

Good job dealing with Dante, Clive.

Now its my turn.

BRING ME SUPERMAN.

>>150818158
And even his healing kind of sucks. One good bonk to the brain and he's a cripple.

>>150818173
How does he stack up against XI 's WoL?

>>150818161
I hate that fucking TFS parody because those are the only clips I can ever find

>>150818158
His vampire abilities were enhancing the World.

How long till the next Sonic vs Mario humilation ritual?

>>150818179
XIV*

>>150818184
It gave him a few extra seconds of time stop, but that's about it. "Bad leg" still happened even with his vampire healing.

>>150818179
Dont they scale off one another? Regardless he contributed fighting Shiryu.

>>150818173
How the fuck does FF1 WOL even work as an idea? In the original game, there were FOUR warriors of light and each had a class you could give them at the beginning of the game that they'd stay with (and could upgrade later), none of their designs are similar to what they use to represent FF1 though. It feels so odd, if you were to use FF1 you'd basically have to hyperfocus on Dissidia because WOL isn't a standalone singular character in the original game.

>>150818190
A long time, I doubt anyone wants Peach vs Amy anytime soon

>>150818205
amy would win because i like her porn more

Would you lose?

>>150818209
Peach would win because she saw the ultimate super giga power star outside her window and this she is able to fully utilize its power (the power to erase reality, because one Toad said Bowser used the super giga power star to make people "disappear".)

>Alucard would probably job to a 13 year old girl with a scythe boyfriend
Jesus christ the humiliation never ends

>>150818173
WoL loses that.
And he doesn't even have any impressive on-screen feats outside of those everyone in Dissidia gets.
>>150818202
There was a novel that had a party of Warrior, Thief, White Mage and Black Mage as the Light Warriors. The Warrior's name was like Setro or something.

>>150818184
What's that go to do with his Stand-less combat ability?

>>150818202
WoL fights on his own in all dissidias and in Stranger of Paradise and is well, the warrior class hero of FF1.

>>150818226
Alucard would lose to 6 month old Franklin Richards having a tantrum who gives a shit?

>>150818123
Dracula will win the Universal Monsters Battle Royale! You'll see!!!!

>>150818246
The G1 blog revised the blog to give Frankenstein('s monster) the win

>>150818246
He's the most powerful one isn't he? Super strength, speed, shapeshifting, can change the weather, can only be killed in specific ways, etc

>>150817662
Are they wrong to feel this way?Dio had lterally no win condition but was just gifted one and had his weakness to sunlight taken out of the equation to boot. I hate it when death battles are just designed to suck one character's dick.

>>150818156
Maka would unironically no diff DIO

Bring her her next victim

>>150818269
Being much stronger and faster on top of having multiple abilities the opponent can't counter like timestop isn't a wincon?

Diolucard qna

W-Why is Dio so strong?
They used the cloud splitting feat from the Anime adaptation that is around town level

Why could Dio be able to hypno Alucard?

Cuz Alucard is evil and Dio's mindhax targets evil

Why is Dio FTL?
Upscale from Joseph who could dodge beams of light from Lisa Lisa and Kars and the word of god ftl Hanged Man and Star Platinum

Why did dio get cut by some puny window glass?

Cuz he got punched towards it at the literally equally as strong and fast SP

W-Why why whyyyyyy?

Cuz Dio would just win. Its ok.

>>150818281
Would Soul Adagio work on stands?

>>150818283
Not when the other guy has 3 million souls to go through and we don't even know how much damage it takes for Alucard to lose one. IMO they should have brought up the possibility that Dio has read Dracula and would attempt to impale him, only for it to not work because Alucard would use another soul and Dio would likely drop the strategy as a result
>>150818269
Wincon or no wincon the salt is insane. I know Alucard was annoying for some time because of Schrodinger getting pitted against Goku and other powerhouses. The goth thing I don't get. I hated goths when I was a kid but looking back I miss em

>>150818310
>impale him
Stake him*

>>150818299
Probably but they wouldn't get a chance to use it
Dio would just ZA WARUDO, rip Soul from Maka's hands, MUDAMUDAMUDA his powerful schlong into her tight pussy and when time starts moving again Maka feels all that supersonic fucking all at once and she cums until she turns retarded, and while Soul looks on stupefied Dio will turn to him and say "IT WAS I, DIO"

>>150818156
>HOLY SCHMOLY! Is that THE Sakuya Izayoi!? Here to low diff MY ass?!?!?! I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!

>>150818283
Alucard has millions lives. There is literally no way Dio could kill him before sunrise. Unless Alucard released restraint 0, which is never going to happen realistic unless integra, tells him to or he's up against a human he deems worthy not another monster.

Dio isn't country level and certainly isn't durable enough to take a single from Alucard handcannon.

Like I said Dio has 0 wincon he was just gifted the victory

Soon...

>>150818325
A simple yes or no would have sufficed

So, who's stronger, Clive or Noctis?
Both of them seem to operate on similar scales with fighting really big summons.

>>150818356
Clive without loreschizo wank
Noctis with

>>150818327
That's a good point you just brought up. Stat gap or not Dio is a glass cannon and doesn't have the durability to shrug off Alucard like they insinuated in the episode

>>150818310
>Not when the other guy has 3 million souls to go through and we don't even know how much damage it takes for Alucard to lose one.
Yeah my issue with part of the verdict is them reasoning Dio could quickly kill Alucard enough times. Like outside of assumption there's no reason to think pummeling alucard into paste would kill more than a single soul and seeing as we know Alucard can choose to delay healing like he did when Anderson and him first fought there's no realistic way Dio can kill him before sunrise

Coping again?

>>150817791
Cruel and bloodthirsty warriors born to nobility, who are more clever than their outward appearances and mannerisms suggest, that try and fail to harness ancient otherworldly beings for selfish purposes.

>>150818327
Dio can mindhax him with his P1 hypnosis and P3 fleshbud

Shrodinger doesnt even mean he can win since it doesnt make him any stronger.

>>150818299
You could probably argue the weaker ones but the top ones would just neg it

>>150818374
Based MU even if Garrosh gets stomped

>>150818327
>Alucard has millions lives
VLAD TEPES III! YOUR SOULS ARE OURS!

>>150818299
Even worse. With soul Hack there's a strong argument to be made for Maka and Soul taking over DIO's stand for themselves.

>>150818383
Alucard has hypnosis too and a third eye. I doubt a flesh bud would work considering Alucard doesn't have or need a brain and is just this eldritch mass

>>150818310
>we don't even know how much damage it takes for Alucard to lose one
He gets killed by regular guns and shit, I'm pretty sure a single barrage from the World would easily do the job

>>150818327
They didn't consider sunrise because outside factors can't kill the combatants (yes it's happened in animations, but the animation isn't the actual fight). Then see above, Dio could just fight as long as he liked and would basically never be hit while he casually shaves off millions of souls no sweat
>softly implying Alucard is "country level"
Mental illness

>>150818402
Oh that is such BULLSHIT

>>150818402
Jesus Christ no wonder they nerfed this power

Does anyone have that "K.O." run down of Maka and Deku and Deku winning Maka over because he's a nice guy?

>>150818374
Deathwing would be a cool matchup for Zeno, they could both turn into dragons for a cool battle.

I think Deathwing would win? Sorry I mean I think ZeNONONO would lose even with the powers of SHARTryu and the the absorbed remains of mother KEKsytal

>>150818413
When Alucard was at level 0 and the Captain, Anderson and Walter mutilated and ripped him to shreds, he still didn't have to spend a soul to regen. Walter had to stake him through the heart with a piece of rebar but Alucard used a decoy

>>150818431
MORE BUCK BREAKING

>>150818435
Outside of visions we never really see Deathwing fight in his visage form, which is a shame.
Buy Zeno would probably take it even if Deathwing has the Old Gods powers since Zeno was able to help the WoL take on the Endsinger

>>150818433
>K.O.! Romantic love song playing
>Wiz: After a long, hard look at the evidence, the verdict is in. And while Soul and Maka have a bond forged in battle, when you compare that to Deku's emotional depth and inherent compatibility with a partner like Maka... the writing is on the wall.
>Boomstick: Aw, man, my heart can't take this! It was a good fight! Soul’s got the whole "cool guy" thing down, but Deku is like a puppy dog wrapped in a whole lot of emotional support!
>Wiz: Indeed. Soul's partnership with Maka is based on a desire for power and shared trauma. While they have grown together, their dynamic is often turbulent, with Soul's cavalier attitude frequently clashing with Maka's serious nature.
>Boomstick: Yeah! He's always calling her flat-chested, and trying to play it off! You can't do that to a girl's self-esteem! Not cool!
>Wiz: Conversely, Deku’s entire personality is built around selfless support and unwavering dedication. His compassionate nature would perfectly balance Maka's serious demeanor. Where Soul often relies on Maka's strength, Deku's inherent ability to encourage and uplift others would provide a stronger foundation for a relationship based on mutual growth and emotional stability.
>Boomstick: Deku's a man of empathy! He’s always thinking about others, and he'd be the perfect rock for Maka, who's got a whole lot of baggage to unpack. He’d be all, "Maka, you're strong! You can do this!" while Soul would just be like, "Chill out, Maka, you're stressing me out."
>Wiz: Exactly. Deku has shown an unmatched talent for understanding his partners' needs and helping them reach their full potential. In a relationship with Maka, Deku would not only be a supportive and compassionate partner, but he would also have a deep understanding of her motivations and insecurities.
>Boomstick: Looks like Soul couldn't eat his way to Maka's heart!
>Wiz: The winner is Deku.

>>150818363
I feel like in general terms I feel like their strength is about equal, but Noct has the advtage of a smaller frame.

>>150818435
If Deathwing fights an FF character, it should be FF XIV Bahamut for the "asshole MMORPG dragons that tried to destroy the world, with Deathwing failing and Bahamut succeeding" angle and to play on the FF XIV vs WoW rivalry

>K.O Mauve Iro no Sympathy starts playing
>Boomstick: uhh... Another L for team nice guy...
>Wiz: Let's break this down in 3 categories for better illustrate what happened
>Wiz: let's start with Proactivity
>Boomstick: that's an easy win for Soul, Deku is kinda of a herbivore. Nothing against that but when you have to wait for the girl to make a move on ya' there's always going to be a disadvantage between you and someone who actively pursues her
>Boomstick: and that leads us to Attitude
>Wiz: yeah. At first glance you might think Deku's kind hearted nature and will to help others would give him the edge over Soul who's more harsh and even insults Maka's body
>Boomstick: and to be fair that's a huge dick move on his side, but it's not the whole story. Soul shares his burdens and struggles with Maka, and he has no qualms about telling her what she needs to hear.
>Wiz: Deku on the other side would be more prone to just tell Maka what she wants to hear, hardly something that will help her grow. Everyone can say nice things and "support" you with words and affection
>Boomstick: but only a true Soulmate will have the balls to stick with you even when you screw up.
>Wiz: And finally Affection.
>Boomstick: Look, we all know Deku is a respectful Nice Guy™ but let's be real, that ain't cutting it. Respecting women is good, don't get me wrong, but not when you use it as a way to hide from your own insecurities
>Wiz: it took Deku 8 years to hold hands with the girl he had a crush since highschool. 8 YEARS. Imagine how Maka would feel in such a relationship!
>Boomstick: no physical contact, no intimacy, she might begin to think she's not attractive or worse!
>Wiz: Soul on the other hand simply never had a problem with being physical with Maka in the first place, and we already talked about how he is pretty open about his admiration for her courage.
>Boomstick: Deku took his One For All shot, but Soul was already Eating her
>Wiz: the winner is Soul Evans!

>>150818480
Thank you

>>150818491
>>150818433
Bruh...

>>150818491
>but Soul was already Eating her
KEKKYPOW

>>150818383
Alucard has hypnosis too and literally and the ability to be immune to other vampires illusions /mind control
>>150818413
>Then see above, Dio could just fight as long as he liked and would basically never be hit while he casually shaves off millions of souls no sweat.


If they're fighting in some bizarro world with there is no sunlight sure. but in actual hypothetical match up He gets washed .
Death battle claims it is supposed to be about who would realistically win in a fight but they make rules literally to prevent it.
It's basically a retarded rule that exists for no reason and is selectively enforced only to manipulate the outcome of fights.

>>150818491
>Deku took his One For All shot, but Soul was already Eating her
So this is the power of shippers

>>150818491
>>150818480
I'm actually laughing so hard I'm crying, never change /dbg/

>>150818517
I can sort of understand the rule if it's to prevent something like an outside entity or the cops coming after street tiers. But in this case it's the goddamn SUN

>>150817869
Said Sha were also responsible for Pandaria, an entire continent, being cloaked in mists btw.

>>150818558
Does the Dio vs Alucard fight take place in a world without a sun, if so that's wild

>shipping battle conclusion floodgates have opened
Oh no

>>150818517
>other vampires
Dio isnt like hellsing vampires at all tho
not even unholy

>>150818444
Captain and Anderson attacked him while he was releasing Level 0, and it's also shown he does have some souls in him anyway afterwards like Luke Valentine
And Walter was also playing with his food too long, he cuts Alucard in half casually when he stops being a fucking retard even while Walter is weakened. Alucard had just managed to eat at that point
>>150818517
It's a fight between two characters, it's a copout if Alucope has to wait for the sun because he can't actually beat Dio otherwise. At that point, it's just admitting Dio wins
I'm pretty sure a blackbox or QnA said Dio could just retreat underground or something if the fight lasted until the sun came up anyway, it's not like Alucard really had any means of forcing Dio to fight in the sun

>>150818558
Omniman can take advantage of Saiyan's weakness to outspace and drag Bardock outside, That's fine!
But Alucard is taking advantage of Dio's weakness to the sun and stalling the fight till daylight is outside help. I hope you understand.

>>150818613
>Alucopers are also Ztards as well
Holy shit it all makes sense

>>150818597
Can you imagine if Goku versus Superman took place in a world/universe without a sun.

>>150818613
You just had to use the /dbs/tard argument when a perfectly good Hulk vs. Godzilla was right there.

>>150818480
>>150818491
Wiz and Boomstick deepfakes
Now

>>150818612
I'm not wondering if Walter could have pieced up Alucard more quickly. I'm saying Alucard got brutalized and he was still alive, or undead, or whatever he is when the implication was that Walter would have killed him with the stake through the heart

>BUT BUT BUT BARDOCK WOULD TOTALLY BEAT OMNIMAN BECAUSE OF UHHH A MENTAL DELUSION
>BUT BUT BUT ALUCARD WOULD TOTALLY BEAT DIO BECAUSE OF UHHH SIX GORILLION SOULS

>>150818613
Nolan won fair and square against Bardock

Does Dio even have resistance against mental attacks or illusions?

Asura lost
Alucard lost
Bardock lost
Ben lost
Death Battle won

>>150818612
>It's a fight between two characters, it's a copout if Alucope has to wait for the sun because he can't actually beat Dio otherwise.

Is a bigger cop-out to force Alucard to act out of character to release restraint 0 for no reason or have the fight take place in a magically world where Dio weakness doesn't exist.

>>150818688
It was fucking hilarious how much stronger they made Nolan than Bardock. More than 11,000 times base Bardock and therefore about 220 times stronger than SS1 Bardock. And that's supposed to be the average Viltrumite which is a lowball for Nolan. The average Viltrumite was just shy of final form Frieza

Here's a joke you might have heard before:
How many viltrumites does it take to destroy a planet?

>>150818689
eat shit
it cintradicts the story of invincible massively.

If you want to be fucking retarded lets be retarded and give Bardock Dead Zone scaling.
Would you like that?

>>150818743
I assume you're saying this with proof that Bardock has destroyed a planet

>>150818743
3 and a unstable core

Ztards, Asurajeets, Alucucks, Benpedos. Anyone else I'm forgetting?

>Alucopers are also seething DBfags
that makes sense

>>150818744
I don't even know man. I see Nolan as a flying brick who fights in outer space and Bardock as a flying energy beam man who fights in atmosphere (I assume Bardock died in the exosphere of Planet Vegeta). Stylistically I would indeed favor Nolan

>ESL
>Dragonball bro
>Hellsingbro
Um...yikes

Honestly, if they would've said Bardock was stronger, but Nolan was faster and thus could just outlast Bardock, then it wouldn't have been an issue.

>>150818754
Saiyan saga Piccolo blew up the moon and he was barely above sub-saibamen level.
Bardock's level is at least 10,000.

You fagon fag fags are still SWWTHING over Omni-CHSD’s victory. Don't come crying here when GOETvinciblr rspes cucky Gohan. Youre just jeapolous that Invisible will be more popular than nipponese shit. Seriously you worship FYre hydrant level cicks while viltruBILLS can survive in spes, Fucky o u fateress faginball faggots

>>150818612
That's like saying polnaerff didn't beat vanilla ice because the sun was what killed him

>>150818766
I've been here all this time shitting on DBZ, wanking Omni-Man, Mark, Conquest and Thragg, and also Alucard, while also denying FTL JoJo and shitting on Alien X
What the fuck is happening here?

>>150818806
The funny part is that this is still better grammar than the Alucard and Bardock cope posts above

>>150818769
Except, they're 100% right. And Diofags don't have an argument for an actual wincon that doesn't involve removing the sun.

>>150818796
An overweight farmer with a shotgun isn't 1/26th of a moon buster

>>150818828
You're right. Fornite is 1/26th outverversal

>>150818813
It's just the saltiest sissies I noticed in this general

>>150818173
Kill yourself listtroon.

>>150818855
I have enough salt to change the Dead Sea's pH levels brother

>>150817872
>In theory, characters that can kill or steal souls could potentially get rid of Schrodinger and just kill Alucard.

>>150818872
Going off what I've seen in this general I'm surprised there isn't a Pac-Man comic book adaptation where the ghosts have destroyed multiverses and Pac-Man brought them back

>>150818880
Sorry, meant to post this

>Buffy vs Blade only at 650528 views
It's over...

>>150818894
600K is pretty good

>>150818008
TRUTH

>Alucardsissies still seething years later
KWAB!

How did you all get to the thread cap so quickly? Wasn't this at like 200ish two hours ago?

>>150818872
Yes. It's a shame that ain't Dio.

KIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGTTTTTTEEEEEEEEE

>>150818916
Alusissy seethe

>>150818889
Because Pac-Man isn't a character known for some lore or world building
To normal people, it's just him and four ghosts and out of the four only the dumb one has a consistent and distinct personality
He's less Mario and Sonic and more akin to a Sanrio character except even Sanrio characters have more SOMETHING than Pac-Man to work off of

>>150818268
No Mummy curse resistance feats?

S-Sakuya-sama... please... I need you again...

>>150818766
Tifafags
Bayosissy

>>150818766
SoniKEKS

>>150818945
She'll bring your chicken tendies to your room soon, Remilia.

>>150818950
>Tifafags
>not just Tifags
C'mon man, that one's easy as shit, give it your A game.

>>150818889
I'm not even sure the ghosts in Pacman are meant to be dead guys. In a lot of arcade games, they're also called monsters or creatures. The only time they're outright confirmed to be spirits of the dead was in fucking ghostly adventures.

>>150818994
>>150818994
Continue

>>150818993
I'm sorry daddy