Thread 150814690

Chapter 100: Page 37

https://www.gunnerkrigg.com/

>>150814690 (OP)
Well, at least something is happening

>>150814690 (OP)
>instead of kat dying it'll be all the robots that swore to protect
Even without Annie and the gang coming in to save the day this attempted murder is getting worse and worse.

I could think of worse ways of turning this shit into some kind of self-fulfilling prophecy than to kill her beloved old robot guardians

gunnershit fail

>>150814690 (OP)
>girl whos entire thing is she makes robots
>attempt to kill her
>forget about the robots
This is the worst murder ever

>>150814972
These aren't honor roll students, clearly.

>>150814972
Thise robots were always a secret between kat and annie, do you even read that story?

>>150814690 (OP)
Our villains continue to be incompetent dweebs.

>>150814690 (OP)
Laze him, robot!

>>150815115
But like, not looking for ANY robots? Assuming that Kat is alone just because there are no humans nearby?

>>150815208
They're probably counting the new robots as "people".

>>150815208
These are the people who are trying to murder someone based on assumption derived from a vague assertion from the weird gremlin they all worship, as well as the sudden paranoid hateboner their leader has developed. I honestly do believe they're that stupid. None of their actions thus far have done anything to prove otherwise.

>>150815129
Send out the Laser Cows!

>>150814690 (OP)
Get on with ittt. I thought she'd be dead pages pages ago.

>>150815129
Robot isn't able to do anythin. He's a barnacle.

>>150815115
Turning robots into humans was a secret. But it's well known that the court has robots, so Kat being a genius tech geek, it's not unreasonable assumption that she has her own.

>>150815379
The art used to be good.

>>150815371
>dye hair blonde
>become stupid
She was smarter when she was LARPing as Zimzam.

Gunnerkrigg vs questionable content in a "nothing happens" contest.

Has Annie fucked herself yet?

>>150815707
there he is!

>>150815479
No, this is really retarded in every aspect. As usual you are throwing a hissy bitch fit based on your own mental problems.

>>150814972
>>150815208
Apparently all the Court robots are people now, so I guess Zara was using some 'detect life' magic that didn't account for Diego era robots, and she didn't see the trapdoor to their chamber.
But like the other anon says, they're not the smartest or most rational people.

>>150815683
QC's whole thing is slice of life quirky college 20 some year olds with ABC sexual not-human-robot things. Absolute nothing is just expected.

GC roles that battle easy.

Low-key. I truly wish that Tony smashing all of these Diegos would be enough to trigger Kat's demon side that they're searching for.

>>150815753
Did you reply the wrong person?

Imagine getting excited over the possibility of Kat getting murdered. What a fool you are. She's a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence.

>>150816277
>Tony
>Kat's demon side that they're searching for
You don't read the comic, do you?

>>150816552
More than you have.
Clearly...

>>150815936
Diego robots are also magic golems and not real robots so even if she was checking for all court robots it might not work.

>>150814972
No, actually, this catastrophic fuckup is only getting funnier with each page. Truly entertaining.

>>150815479
>Turning robots into humans was a secret
That doesn't sound right. Then where does the Court think all of these (hundreds, maybe thousands) of new, incredibly stupid people suddenly came from, and where have all their robots gone?

>>150816822
You seem to have forgotten that rogue members of the Court's secret police are helping Kat cover this up.

>Then where does the Court think all of these (hundreds, maybe thousands) of new, incredibly stupid people suddenly came from, and where have all their robots gone?
They're in the process of ditching Earth. They don't really give a shit.

>>150814690 (OP)
Man DIEGO really did know how to program a robot, huh.

No mind in the head
Innactive for decades beyond reacting to a scripted fight
In a fucking ether warped version of the world that is changing so many physical things and their perceptions
And they still can sense a Death Blow within 100 meters and are able to leap to defense.

>>150814690 (OP)
goddamnit Jack, back to the robot killing

>>150815129
Laser Time, BOYZ!
>rararara

>>150814690 (OP)
>>150817344
>Jack Hyland, Robot Fighter

>>150815683
My guy we got ancient robots coming out of the floors to stop a squad of witches and their death punches from killing some bisexual girl who captured an omnipresent demigod.
You picked a bad time to be saying nothing is happening.

Sigh.

So instead of Kat solving the problem with no stakes or effort or consequences, the problem is now solved for her with no stakes or effort or consequences.

>>150817514
It's fucking garbage and I can't imagine how retarded you must be in your everyday life to think this lazy handwaved slop amounts to "something".

We could have at LEAST seen Kat display some agency. She could have struggled by the skin of her teeth to activate some control that would wake up the robots. No, it just happens and she's still in WUH? BWUH? mode. Fuck this, fuck Tom.

>>150817602
>robots seemingly without any function actually so intricate and complex that even without a powersource are still able to spring to life in the time of need
>"it would have been cooler if someone pushed a button to control the robots instead of these robots being mysterious"

>>150817656
neck yourself you retarded contrarian slop eater
>DUDE I FUCKING LOVE SHITTY HASTILY WRITTEN TRASH WITH NO STAKES WHERE SHIT JUST HAPPENS AND NONE OF THE CHARACTERS HAVE TO DO ANYTHING!!! SO HECCIN UPVOTED REDDIT!!

>>150816884
>They're in the process of ditching Earth.
How many adults are even still left? Annie and Kat's parents, Eglamore and Jones, those two rogue agents, who else hasn't fucked off to space? Is the court basically just Lord of the Flies at this point?

>>150817672
No attention has been paid to any of those elements of the story or the manifold logistical problems they would cause.

How many parents are going to Planet Fag and leaving their kids behind? We don't know. Presumably lots, cause all the kids are in the gym, where they power down and don't do anything until Annie is on the page. Thanks Tom.

>>150817776
Its very possible that majority are in the dark about all the plans and just assume this is the same kind of bullshit they've been seeing all the time around here.
This is the same place with a farm full of laser cows, a literal minotaur living in the library, telepathic seacreatures manage highschool dormatories, exchange programs where you and you family can become animal creatures, and the past year some random wolfgod nobody has seen before was blocked from nuking the city by all the self automated robots that do all the servant tasks in the city without anyone wondering why they're there.
Kinda like how we saw the witch squad still going to karaoke, its very possible some aren't worried or aren't aware.

>>150817341
Diego was the superior scientist.

>>150814690 (OP)
will Jack ever get a good night's sleep?

>>150818461
He looked normal until Omega told him Zimmy's secret, then he went back to the spider-possessed look.

>>150818461
Probably haven't had one since dating Jenny. Crazy chicks like her are also crazy good in bed.

>>150818461
when Kat is dead

Do you drink battery acid to forget everything at each update like that? Every 3 days its the same ignorant shit and aggro melty.

>>150818624
Or Jenny, at this point. She went from helping him get over Zimmy, to becoming a bigger simp than even him.

>>150818331
If he's so great how come he never got laid?

>>150818791
oneitis

>>150818791
Cause getting laid is easy for women. Not for men. Not a valid knock.

>>150816822
>That doesn't sound right
That's because it isn't. It was never a secret and it would be silly to assume so.

>>150817602
If Kat were at all the type of person to fight back, they would all be completely powerless against her god-level tech. You watch too much anime.

>>150818791
Because he was ugly and also a really shitty person.

Kat could literally assemble a phaser out of the components she keeps in her dimension. I'm willing to believe shortstack is preventing that from happening though.

>>150818624
At this rate the only way he'll get sleep is by dying himself.

>>150814690 (OP)
why a J?

>>150821301
Because he's Justthebestrobothecanbe.

>>150819584
Wow wouldn't have been cool and tense if Kat tried to use her robo magic to summon some shit and it didnt work, leaving the audience in suspense and making it clear she is helpless

Where are the other witches? Are they staying out of it and only joining when Annie and friends show up? This is going to be the most awkward gang war ever.

>>150821614
Don't let Tom see this comment or we'll end up having a resolution the next year.

>>150814690 (OP)
Would've preferred nupeople getting obliterated but this comic is too tame. So I guess Kat doesn't end up dying, huh?

>>150822116
Kat is more likely to die by slipping on a banana peel than from Missed Every Punch Man.

>>150821301
Probably because Diego was obsessed with Jeanne and made all his robots for her.

>>150814690 (OP)
They should be allowed call a time-out so Jack can properly turn to Zara and say "you didn't think to check for ROBOTS?!? Did you hear a single thing we said about her?"

>>150822724
oh, good call

>>150816540
I mean, its not like she's Rick Sanchez...

Can come back if killed, sad robots, plucky sidekick.

Oh shit... she kind of is Rick Sanchez.

>>150819584
>>150821614

Its implied. Though I suppose it could have been implied harder.

I'm still hoping Anja will show up.

>>150823726
Anja is too busy getting the pipe from Donald "Donnie" Donlan to save her daughter from getting murdered.

>>150824183
Besides, they're hands-off.
Kat's gotta learn to deal with things like this!

>>150823726
She'll take some witch faces... off.