Thread 150815935

Its Indigenous People’s Day so we should celebrate the ones that appear in cartoons.

>>150815935 (OP)
Chel ruined me.

>>150815935 (OP)
chel saved me

>>150815935 (OP)
Long Gone Gulch
Cyborg Soldier 009

>>150815935 (OP)

It's COLUMBUS day, hoss.

>>150815935 (OP)
Oh also Forge in Wolverine and the X-Men.

>>150815935 (OP)
Why did they set it on the day a bunch of white people shagged tons of natives? Are they telling me i should go have sex with an injun girl?

>>150815935 (OP)
They are not Noble Savages. They were simply savages and deserved to get their asses killed and conquered. Real shame the Europeans didn't completely eradicate them.

>>150815935 (OP)
>celebrating the losers

>>150817204
Miscegenation is the only true racial mandate, anon.

>>150817644
>>150817660
>The last good hand drawn Asterix movie

The CG ones are good in their own way, but man...

>>150818476
>Columbus getting sent to discover lands and make contact with natives
>Dude turns it into his fiefdom and comes home with slaves and shit
>Even the King chewed him out on this
>Nobody really cares about him anymore because some shirtless Nords actually found the continent first.

Columbus was never anyone really special, that's just years of celebrating a crappy holiday because it was an excuse to get out of school for the day.

>>150816585
And what better way is there to honor his legacy than dehumanizing and fetishizing red skinned ladies?

He was a real one.

>>150818476
> confederates and neonzais everyday

>>150817204
They came up with the Columbus Day holiday in response to a bunch of italian immigrant lynchings, so they had to comb through american history to find an italian immigrant who was also an american hero. Then they later decided the italians won and don’t need it anymore, so they want to discourage native american lynchings now. They’re too stingey to give us a whole new bank holiday so they plopped Don’t Lynch Indians Day on former Don’t Lynch Italians day, and the rest is funny irony.

>>150815935 (OP)
Land belong to those who can protect it.

Sorry to go off topic, but I am so glad we can safely lewd this white twink now that he is canonically legal.

I love that the Pocahontas sequel went in hard on her tea-aboo kink

Don't mind me.

>>150818988
Yknow. I think I see a resemblance.

>>150818905
Nakoma was cuter in every way.

>>150818832
Why did you post a white guy anyway? Stay on topic

>>150820187
There’s just something about him, he reminds me of someone…

Please take this completely unrelated image of a sexy native american man by way of apology.

>>150819092
LOL
Implying the Spanish will claim someone us anything except Lilly white or looks like them.
Their hate of the moors they overthrew and stole from is so ingrained in theyr cukture its almost genetic now.

>>150820285
>Implying the Spanish will claim someone us anything except Lilly white or looks like them.
I. Wasn’t? I thought Rebecca Rolfe married a british guy anyway, what do the spanish have to do with her?

>>150820337
Nevermind. Im going off of emotion rather then information in my response.

>>150820444
Oh okay, that’s fair. I just like when other anons talk about history.

How do natives even feel about this “holiday”?

The lack of brown cuties and the amount of faggots complaining is really discouraging.

>>150816538
>>150816557
Chel didn't affect me

>>150821746
Any art of them? Middle one with the long hair & smile is lovely

Say, why is it called Indigenous People's Day anyway?
Is there a particular event they're commemorating?

>>150823078
I don’t think so, the show’s too obscure and she’s a side character

>>150823180
Yes. The start of the Genocide of First Nations Peoples

>>150823323
Shame. She's quite lovely

>>150823180
No, just more self-pity.

Post more Zia

>>150823717
Source?

>>150824174
Something called Hora do Rock, apparently

>>150818563
>Columbus was never anyone really special
Cope levels: off the charts

My favorite are the nu-age women yearning to be one with nature and claiming they're 1/60th Lakota or something. In reality women spent their time making shoes in a teepee and figuring out new dances and songs for whatever social circle they joined. They never strayed too far from the camp. Gender roles were very strict and just like a man being a shitty hunter, a woman being a shitty shoemaker was mocked by her entire tribe and was considered lousy marriage material.

In such relatively small groups in the middle of the wilderness, you had no social leeway to do what you wanted. If you deviated from your role the entire rest of the tribe down to men, women and children shamed you, even beat you or exiled you in worst cases.

>>150821534
I wish I could say the same

>>150823180
See >>150818799

>>150818832
>>150820276
WAIT A MINUTE neither of those native american men are as sexy as this one

>>150824723
>Gender roles were very strict
What was the gender role of two spirits?

I’m not trying to pull a gotcha, I’m genuinely curious if any of you guys have insight.

Truly the Greatest People to ever live.

>>150818799
>>150825047
Columbus Day deserves to be celebrated because the establishment of a transatlantic route was genuinely one of, if not THE most groundbreaking discoveries in recorded history. I don't particularly care about whatever drama the Italian Americans have going on, it's just that 1492 is legitimately a Year 0 level event.

>>150824723
>Indigenous People are a monolithic hivemind and every one of their cultures expresses gender in the exact same way

You do know that the term Indigenous People isn’t even restricted to the USA, or even to the north american continent, let alone to just one of that continent’s thousands of tribes, right?

Australian abbos used to cut off girl’s clits, for example.

Anyway, have a cute white /co/ related indigenous european girl.

>>150825374
What makes Sami more "Indigenous" than say, the Basque?

>>150825390
Did someone say the Basque weren’t indigenous?

>>150815935 (OP)
How dare people celebrate these genocidal monsters.

They stole the land from the giant armadillo, horses, and other mega fauna. They all need to be shot for their crimes against nature.

>>150825390
If you have a picture of a cute /co/ basque girl I would not mind if you posted it please. The images I’m getting off google of traditional basque dress are adorable.

>>150825541
I don’t think you know the history of horses as it pertains to north america, but since we are on the topic…

THEY deleted Columbus day because they just wanted one less day for their slaves to have off. I ALWAYS had this fucking day off at every single job and now almost none of us get this off, the only people that get off are the brown people that spend pto on it.

>>150825791
If your brown coworkers are using their pto today, they’re not getting a holiday either

>>150825720
The Water Tribes are a great reminder that Bryke are two white guys who aren't as piped into Asian culture as they seem.

>>150825720
They strick me more as an innuit-Polynesian hybrid.

>>150825873
Yeah but they "think" they get off because they don't have to work despite blowing PTO

>>150825474
I don't believe they are officially designated as such.
Their cave man language is protected but that's not quite the same.

>>150825972
Well I’d proudly colonize them regardless. And at the end of the day, isn’t that what this holiday is all about?

>>150826086
That was a long ass time ago when our ancestors came with their chariots and bronze weapons and Skyfather god.

Imagine having to crosspost on /v/. What a queer.

>>150825443
Moar islander women please

>>150825355
Then go post /co/ versions of Columbus over in the Columbus Day thread >>150816664 . Here’s one to start you off. It’d be nice to see a cartoon mentioned over there but I already gave up on them.

>be me, watching Peter Pan with a buddy
>he says the Injuns in the movie are from the Black Foot tribe
>call him a dumbass and explain John only brings them up by name so the movie could do a dumb visual gag
>years later, trying to look up Tiger Lily references
>see an article that claims the clothes, hair styles, shoes, head dresses, tipis, artwork, war tactics, face paint, shoes, etc of the Peter Pan Injuns was probably influenced by the Black Foot and that this might be linked to Walt’s wife’s childhood on an Indian reservation in Idaho

Huh. I may owe someone an apology.

>>150823323
Never underestimate a cartoon fags ability to latch onto a insignificant background character no matter how vacuous, they will rip their dicks off to far far less

>>150816585
Why would we name the holiday after 3rd place?

>>150825720
Was there anything australian about them other than the boomerang?

>>150828134
The portion of them that have the boomerangs also live on the southernmost habitable large continent on their planet. That’s the one other parallel that I got but I’m no anthropologist.

Imagine how pissed off every explorer must have been to discover new land and find it already occupied by primitives.
It's like climbing Everest only to find a naked man standing at the summit laughing at your equipment and calling you a casual.

>>150828335
> a naked man standing at the summit of Everest laughing at your equipment and calling you a casual

Those people are called Sherpas

>no coyote
Let’s fix that.

https://youtu.be/SLAauV7Zc6c?si=pcWxyQjWUwKykJIt

https://youtu.be/yAWvoS6p8Qs?feature=shared

If anybody’s got any of those webms from the movie, I’d be much obliged if you posted them.