Thread 150827840

>>150827840 (OP)
In the worst way possible, sometimes to the point of infamy. Their "fame" only got them negative connotations and a "how NOT to act" warning labels.

>>150827840 (OP)
You receive
>autists stalking you for 10+ years
We receive
>your dox
Hey… this isn’t a fair trade.

>>150827894
Yeah it aint worth it

>>150827840 (OP)
No.
A decent webcomic will be remembered by autists.
A bad webcomic will be remembered by autists.

There's no distinction.

>>150827899
>be dobson
>leave the internet
>decide to come back
>make a brand new account separate from any other account
>for one hour of one day, change your pfp to your new account on your paypal for a job
>instantly found out and now everyone spams your comment sections

>>150827840 (OP)
is getting stalked by kiwifarms psychos really something to be proud of?

>>150827840 (OP)
who tf is that bitch

>>150827940
How come no ones ever monetized their hate?

>>150827965
Which one

>>150827840 (OP)
yeah nah

>>150827840 (OP)
I still remember interrobang studios. Not fondly, but I remember. He did video game parody comics and that overly long Mary Sue comic that was very Superwholock-esque.

I know that fag, he had a comic about Luigi all about how sad Luigi is that was almost certainly him just projecting.

>>150827840 (OP)
this is amazing cope because, at best, this spins-off into some niche level of fame and success (like Pizzacake). The most neutral result is you still remain upset about everything years later (like the pinkhaired one) and at worst you get >>150827899
Even if you're fine with this, people's perception of you will be based off a point in time in your life that you've tried moving on from years ago and it will still be people's entry point into your work. Shen is still viewed through the bike cuck comic, even if he's doing yuri meme comics and work for the Seattle Seahawks.

>>150828127
Shen has actual talent

>>150827840 (OP)
Not for me. Chris chan is the only one I ever found funny. and that was before he went tranny

Pizzacake is considered a lolcow?

>>150827971

Chris-chan did. Doesn't he stream for his donation whales?

>>150828261
she probably wouldn't be if it weren't for the OF

>>150828261
Mostly because she got into a slap fight with a small YouTuber and threatened to call his school. It really veers into lolcow territory when you start actively engaging with your critics.

>>150827840 (OP)
this is a cope
>blobguy and thief tranny
literally no relevance anymore. people only remembering for the lewd edits/blob abuse. the new hire is more popular and people often forget he is part of the axewound comics
>dobson
>bro seriously thinking having dobson infamy is actually le good o algo
maybe if people fuck in public with you (with frankly too soft pranks) you will change your tone
>pizzacomics
yeah bro having the infamy not only on the internet but also giving the infamy to your kids with how retarded you are being online is gonna end up juuuuuuuuuust fine later in life.

hey why don't you start being a libshit like that uhhh comic artists that null started to like with how batshit insane he got leading to trumps presidency (mr hands or something). with a really grotesque art-style too!

>>150827840 (OP)
This guy’s on to something. Chris-chan got a girlfriend even after fucking his Mom. He also travels instead of being trapped in the hoard. His life actually improving after his most infamous moment shocks me to my core.

>>150828405
Chris chan is just.
An anomaly

>>150828261
>draw yourself raping your critics
>do OF while on vacation with kids
>become a FLAGGOT and try to take down your critic's videos/sites/etc

sure, maybe not as bad as the others but she has a promising future as an internet Jester.

>>150827965
The four characters on the right are, from left to right:
>purple-haired chick from author sweetbeans99's comic.
>Dobson
>Pizzacake
>Blobby from 'Blobby and friends'

>>150828405
god what a twist of fate

>>150827840 (OP)
I forgot about Kevin

>>150827840 (OP)
It's ultimately not productive or fulfilling in any way to preoccupy yourself with lolcows. Live your life instead.

>>150828261
Her own comics admit as much.

Hey I remember It Sucks to be Weegie

webcomics have not been relevant for ages.

>>150827840 (OP)
Dobson is the only one with any lasting memory.

>>150829595
nobody cared anymore until there was that totally artificial "come back" on youtube with several totally not paid actors making videos about him right at the same time, telling about the same shit

>>150828261
define lolcow, anon.

Kevin Bolk still exists? Good for him.
I wonder if it proves him right or wrong that I remembered him, but hadn't thought about him in like ten years.

>>150827840 (OP)
You made a thread to talk about them.

>>150828114
It sucks to be weegee? He definitely peaked there honestly.

>>150828405
I wonder what would've happened if Chris Chan was never discovered? I know he was first discovered on 4chan, but he only took off because of his YT channel and unsupervised internet access, so maybe things would've been different if Bob cut down that innernet earlier.

>>150827971
loads
>turkey tom basically steals everything from kiwi farms, and he's made bank on youtube. and they hate him for it, obviously. as they should
>DSP's core audience is mostly detractors at this point, the people who throw him money are the people who want to keep the cahn-tent flowing
>same goes for ethan ralph
>same goes for idubbbz and anisa, except the people who throw them money are just the few true believers left. still, the kiwi farms thread is the only place that even watches their cucked-ass podcast, so in a way, they're their biggest fans
>nick rekieta's cocaine crashout stream was spurred on by a guy on kiwi farms superchatting him pictures of fat farting dragons in cars eating pizza
>jollybiscuit and bossmanjack owe their careers to getting featured segments on null's podcast. without him, bossman wouldn't have any juicers and no one would know who the fuck jollybiscuit even is

>>150827971
Thats youtubers as a while what the fuck are you smoking?

>>150828261
Its just one retard that think he can become famous by forcing his hate to everyone. Like the gunnershit fail schizo

Well /co/?

>>150827840 (OP)
what the fuck
kevin bolk of all people should be the last guy saying this, Ensign Sue still pisses off a bunch of Tumblrites to this day
It Sucks to Be Weegee is still pretty funny too
Kevin Bolk is like Scott Ramsoomair if he
1) wasn't mentally ill
2) didn't wipe his entire internet presence because of mental illness
and
3) didn't suffer a divorce so devastating that he started drawing furry porn to provide for his kids after refusing to draw porn of Leo and Aeris for 20 years

>>150828261
Yes. Aside from drawing cringe artcow comics (which is classic), she's a 40+ year old married mother of two children, who's trying her hardest to pretend she's 22 and still sexy
Her husband is a rich as fuck lawyer (or real estate guy, i forgot), there's genuinely no reason for her to be posting nudes on Onlyfans, on accounts easily discoverable by her children and their classmates.
All it takes is a fucking google search for Pizzacake Comics to find her Patreon page and her Onlyfans nudes, once her kids are middle school age or older, they're going to get bullied to hell for their mom's behavior
It would be one thing if she made some attempt at anonymity and got doxed by trolls trying to mess with her, but no, she's done this shit from the fucking start, publicly, under her real name and face, with comics about her real husband and children

>>150831143
If the kiwiniggers didn't want their content stolen they should have monetized it themselves

>>150827840 (OP)
Stonetoss solo'ed

>>150831332
Reminds me of when Keffals demanded that Kiwifarm be taken down and practically every drama youtube channel said to not get too hasty because Kiwifarms is where everyone is getting their information from

>>150831280
He'd never have had money problems if he drew the porn at peak popularity

>>150831365
It is also just plainly not illegal to dox someone from public info. If you post a picture of your house there is not ethical issue with people finding it.

>>150827894
Imagine being a full grown adult but you let yourself be regarded as a retard through poor planning of your actions.

I mean, these people document their lives on the internet voluntarily. The posts all become lines and patterns. People can look at your idiocy over a course of time and pinpoint how fucking idiotic you were at the time of one post or another and see where you are going.

>>150831323
>there's genuinely no reason for her to be posting nudes on Onlyfans
That reminds of actresses in the 1970s who had "genuinely no reason" to do softcore porn. But them liking what they were doing is a perfect good reason. Why 1970s softcore actresses? You'll see in a moment.

>once her kids are middle school age or older, they're going to get bullied to hell for their mom's behavior
So fight back and defend your mother. If they were my children I would hate them and cut them out of my life for not defending their mother. They can end up dead on the streets for putting bullies before mom, beat the shit out of them at home and tell them to go kill themselves if they are going to be so shitty.

Why I brought up 1970s softcore porn actresses? Easy, the only person I am aware of who was bullied, per his own statement, for having a porn actress mother, is Alessandro Borghese, a very famous chef and tv personality. His mother is Barbara Bouchet, pic related, you can see her nude in plenty of movies from the 1970s.

Guess what he did when his peers tried to bully him? He beat them up and told them their mothers wished they were as beautiful as his mom. To this day he's extremely successful.

If my son were some weak spineless wuss like you he doesn't deserve his parents' love.

>>150827840 (OP)
Being remembered for proverbially shitting your pants in a long drawn out public fashion, doesn't make for worth while remembrance. Nobody will actually remember any of them for what they truly wanted to make, what they hoped and dreamt, but will be remembered for being a joke- or wary tale to people who are much more concerned and occupied with their own goals. Outside of that, the feeling of needing to be remembered at all costs is a completely unattainable joke, and extremely pathetic. Being remembered is not intrinsically good, and all attention is not good attention. That fallacy of the inverse only works for those who have a safety net, like if they are a genuinely good artist, or have some sort of charisma, things which none of those characters actually have.

So yes, they can be remembered, but what they are remembered for is far worse than simply being forgotten. I'm sure most of them would agree themselves, that if they could, they would reset their career back to square one.

>>150831493
Well put. Nobody should look up to this individuals but use them as a life lesson.

>>150831412
Near everyone is doing and saying retarded things constantly online and the only reason their life isn't ruined is because some content "creator" hasn't blasted their social page to their thousands of followers yet.

>>150831459
>
Guess what he did when his peers tried to bully him? He beat them up and told them their mothers wished they were as beautiful as his mom. To this day he's extremely successful.
Chad.

>>150831536
Did everyone clap, too?

>>150831562
He's a talented tv personality so yeah, probably.

>>150827840 (OP)
Someone spoonfeed me on the lolcow behavior of the blowfish. I know the comics are a popular /co/ punching bag but I chalked that up to having the wrong politics.

>>150831323
>once her kids are middle school age or older, they're going to get bullied to hell for their mom's behavior
I want to shame them and bully them and make them hate themselves for not standing up for mom.

>>150831459
You sound like a narcissistic self indulgent pleasure seeking utter fucking retard. That makes it worse that you acknowledge the almost guaranteed torment that will be brought upon your kids, but disregard it for YOUR own pleasure. Because YOU like being a degenerate exhibitionist.

And then you would hypothetically place the blame on your child for not standing up for you- where they should end up dead on the street, if they felt natural shame and upset over your consciously whoring and indecent actions, like decided to be naked and have sex on film? You do not deserve to have children with this mindset.

I'm sure he doesn't secretly resent his mother, either. No kid likes being bullied, even if they stood up for themselves, especially for something he could not control. He's all smiles, but that's only for the camera. His father clearly resented something himself, because he left her.

>>150831659
Real good and successful men recognize value and stand up for their successful mom. You got a real life example of that. Projecting your loser feelings onto more successful strangers is just that, the actions of a loser.

>natural shame and upset
Wuss words from a wuss. No wonder your mom hates you.

>>150827840 (OP)
Who?

>>150831711
But you probably won't be remembered unless you're le bad.

>>150831694
Success is not intrinsic good. Success does not equal happiness, and there are not many happy sons and daughters of whores who rant and rave about how their successful mother's whoring made them a happy child. Many times, their eventual attempts at status and financial climbing, constantly showing off how happy they are, usually are clear copes in place of true happiness. Same can be said with the mother's "successfulness".

One example does not mean squat, and reads like a survivor story rather than one of endearment. The fact you see it as such and justification to live a hedonistic lifestyle is pretty amazing. So better yet, do what you want, because eventually you will live in a hell of your own making. Then you'll see the truth in your retarded "everyone is wrong except me" style of reasoning.

>>150831459
AFAIK Edwige Fenech's son is also very successful and supportive of his softcore porn actress mother. He's been a C-suite at Ferrari for a long time and she's a very involved grandmother now.

>>150831143
Turkey Tom is the perfect example of someone who has no true moral code and will make excuses for every bad thing that he does, a very terminally online kid

>>150831838
Holy fuck what a load of cope, lol.

>>150828114
i prefered Ensign sue must die

>>150831838
>Success is not intrinsic good
Is there anyone who seriously believes this? Like are there people out there who are aware that they do badly, poorly or just plain mediocre and think "yes, that's a good thing"?

Off topic threads are cancer and against >>>/co/rules/1
OP is a faggot.
Do your part to help purge this board of lawless youtube/reddit/twitter immigrant subhumans like him who are under the delusion that all of 4chan (instead of just the designated shitposting playpens like /b/, /trash/, /bant/, etc.) is a toilet by reporting this thread en masse.
Here's a link so you don't have to scroll up to the top of the page.
https://sys.4chan.org/co/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=150827840

>>150831897
With the given context, yes. Success financially or within a career does not equate to emotional happiness, and a feeling that everything is "good". I've known and know plenty of people who are happy with life, while not being financially successful, or having a career success. Are you asian or something? This is fairly common with normal westerners.

>>150828261
Yeah, I recognized green shirt lady from the mid tier facebook comics, but I didn’t know she was a lolcow.

Same for Blobby. I know the comics can be cringe, but I don’t know anything about the artist.

>>150831527
Oh. Of course Family Guy wouldn't be original enough to come up with this joke. Wtf was I thinking.

>>150831956
Sounds like you are coping hard that some beautiful women got rich and genuinely adored by the masses for getting naked on screen and had successful sons at that. For the record, all these actresses mentioned here went on to become beloved grandmothers in their families.
Now pizzacake can't be compared in terms of fame to 1970's actresses but I hope her kids grow up successful like that as well. If they don't because of weird bigoted hangups like you have exhibited, that's on them, they have positive examples to follow if they choose so.

>>150832002
You sound like some samefagging autistic transgender nigger or some disgusting bug who eats eats with his hands. So do all three here, curse vizziepop gooseworx and vishnu, and then maybe i'll start caring about what you have to say beyond this point. Or not. You really just sound like someone with no real scope or consciousness for anyone besides yourself and your disgusting nigger penis.

The Dobson obsession is still weird to me. I know his opinions and comics were shit but he never really did or said anything super controversial and he couldn’t even stand on business. As soon as anyone challenged him or called him out he would immediately back down and barely defend himself. So I don’t understand why people still talk about him even though he’s been off the Internet for a while now.

>>150827840 (OP)
>Are lolcows memorable?
I'm 39 and have been using 4chan pretty much daily since 2005.
No one talks about old lol cows because to be a lol cow for that long you have to be a continual source of embarrassment, like Chris "I Fucked My Mom" Weston "Cumguzzler" Chandler.

>>150832293
calm thine tits

>>150831143
I remember when Dobson's patreon made less money than Chris Chan's so he failed at that too

>>150831141
He was first discovered in the somethingawful forum iirc. He was already a mess even before he became internet famous, just ask Michael Snyder and Mary Lee Walsh

>>150832057
cope

>>150828069
Same. His is the only comic I have read out of the ones in op's picture.

>>150827840 (OP)
Is the girl on right the slutty whore mom?

>>150827971
Multitudes of people make money off cows the Farms found, and this makes Janny Jersh livid because he’s been debanked.

>>150832293
I don’t think he could ever live down the inflation porn allegations.

>>150827840 (OP)
What's with some of you weirdos being proud of "internet fame"? That's worse than being proud of being the town's prostitute or the local pedophile. It never leaves you. You can change your address, your name, social credit number, etc and the same group of stalkers will follow you every fucking where no matter what and write theories, wikipedia articles and dig anything on you, from high school pictures, to the contents of your trash, etc.
There's a guy I know who is proud of being the local drawfaggot of a /vg/ thread. Don't be that guy. If you are THAT socially starved, join a fucking hobby club or something. Don't whore yourself to the lowest common denominator who will reward your efforts with (You)s

>>150827840 (OP)
Most people who laugh at them have no meaningful individuality and cope with that by telling themselves “at least I’m not one of them”

>>150832623
Nice try, Dobson.

>>150827940
what I find retarded about that site is how most of the people that get threads there are not even true lolcows. For example they already had a Nikocado Avocado thread before he started doing mukbang videos and was just a skinny vegan guy making videos playing violin

what's Pizzacake up to today?
>Mansplains to a man. Oh it doesn't count when she does it.

>>150831459
Yeah but thay assumes the bully won't kick your ass and the authorities aside from your parents will care. Anyone who thinks a lone parent making a stink will matter is delusional

>b-but what about this law that was made after a kid X

Don't be a faggot who ignores context

>>150832622
>the local pedophile.
Not really cause you'd get killed. The prostitute one is probably accurate though

>>150832663
It's funnier because this is how most normal conversations usually go. People always try to re-explain something, even if the other person correctly guesses and explains the point the other wanted to present. We try to make sure we're on the same page. Men mansplain eachother all the time.

>>150831323
>draws the ugliest and unappealing nsfw
To be honest, that's that saddest part of pizzacake to me. Bitch thinks the Dorkly comic style can pass as good nsfw material. Or she's being lazy like Dobson.

>>150832309
That guy's imfamy is such that he can never really escape it. He wanted internet fame he got but its more like legion of trolls.

>>150831279
i cant fuck children only adult tras girls

>>150832766
yeah, but its oppression when they do it do.

People look at the people being known all over the world and talked about online constantly long after their relevance ended. They only look at the end result and how these dregs of life got there. Do you really want to go out of yoru way to make everyone think your a massive retard that cannot be reasoned with and refuses to improve anything about themselves? Are you seriously willing to waste years of your life making an ass of yourself online without ever having achieved anything at all? If your stupid enough to think this is worth having people make hour long videos about what a giant retard you are then go right a head.

>>150831459
where can I check your mom's stuff, anon?

>>150831659
>>150831838
You're talking to a boomer, anon.
Critical thinking is not something they are capable of doing.

>>150827840 (OP)
It's unironically a weird tight rope, getting controversy can bring you new fans but also haters. Being a lolcow is same basically depends on context can give you a quick boost, but now you have the worst types after you

>>150827840 (OP)
Don't even bother with any of it at all. Think of Chris-Chan and everything around him, both himself, and the people that obsess on him, as a cautionary tale.

Without joking, it's weird seeing people obsess and tear through any material if there's a whiff of someone "coming back" like Dobson.

Lolcow stuff peaked with Chris's Jail Saga anyway, you cannot do any worse to the poor schmuck than already given to him. Even the og trolls finally stopped when his Dad died because they had sense to know when too far is too far.

The only ones left are edgelords, tourists, and genuinely awful human beings that need lolcows to validate themselves.

>Captcha: YWN8X

>>150831412
>I mean, these people document their lives on the internet voluntarily. The posts all become lines and patterns. People can look at your idiocy over a course of time and pinpoint how fucking idiotic you were at the time of one post or another and see where you are going.

To counter though, what sane person would actually do this? A random moron on the internet is a random moron on the internet.

To be a Chris-Chan, or a A-Log?

>>150832568
>he’s been debanked
Imagine some tranny at a credit card company hates you so much that you can no longer make money through normal means and you have to go through roundabout bank methods to get cash from your followers. I'd be pissed too.

>>150833679
>Lolcow stuff peaked with Chris's Jail Saga anyway
I personally thought it peaked when he turned into a tranny.
He didn't stop being a lolcow, but it was clear he was completely broken by that point. Nothing about him was really funny anymore, it was just sad and pathetic.

>>150832650
They're mentally ill spastics desperately searching for people to punch down at.

>>150827840 (OP)
Bolk always felt like he was compensating for accidently kickstarting stereotypical tumblr art by making his "everyone is beautiful" image 10 years ago. It went viral on Tumblr and suddenly every character was a fat black amputee with vitiligo.

Immortality comes with memes.

You don't need people to remember your name to live forever, you just need to abandon your sense of self and recognize you are a composite of thoughts and ideas.
As people influence you over the years, you carry on the beliefs of others and give them purpose, and as long as you can pass those onto others, that purpose becomes yours as well.
Through talking, conversing, arguing, discussing, you slowly absorb the people around you while also imparting bits of yourself onto them.
Even as anonymous, you can be immortal.

>>150827907
Let's be real, it's mostly people trying to play the algorithm.

>>150832671
on the other hand authorities aren't going to care if you beat them up as long as you don't bring a gun to school

>>150827840 (OP)
Why care about random strangers who hate you remembering you? Only your family and friends matter in that context

>people still donate to chris chan and basically fund his entire life because they keep hoping he'll do something funny or crazy
>he just sighs sadly, barely rambles anymore, and uses the money to go on vacations and buy more shit he doesn't need
He got away with raping his own mom and people are still throwing money at him.

>>150834078
Yeah but that was self defense.

>>150831855
Guys like Turkey Tom and KiwiTapes act like they're morally superior to the lolcows when they're pure, unadulterated a-logs who spend their entire lives obsessing over random weirdos on the internet.

>>150831279
I refuse to accept people who refuse to accept themselves.

Of course it's real, to this day we know how shitty a copper salesman ea Nasir was

>>150834024
Fair

>>150832650
It's bullies that grew up to stay bullies. And if their prey ever goes away, or improves, then they have a panic attack because then they can't punch down on anything to make themselves feel better.


What a sad existence.

>>150827971
I mean people have, but you can't tell me it's not the most degrading, miserable kind of work.

The human brain simply can't be negative all the time like that, it hurts us deeply. I'd rather an obscure channel where there's some sense of fun, whimsy, and good spirit than the sloptuber with a gajillion subs that just rages about *EVERYTHING*.

And then when they get political, oh hell that's cue to abandon ship because it's a nose dive from there.

>>150828261
Lolcow is just like "Indian" or "Tranny" or "liberal", it's just a snarl word for something someone doesn't like without thought.

>>150828405
I mean he's got over a quarter century worth of trauma to go through, and the fact that there's people that have categorized and examined *EVERYTHING* about his life.

He can improve, but he'll never 100% be alright. There will always be A-log wannabes, or people trying to bring the "good ole days" of Chris back long after he's better-ish.
I have to wonder. What would happen when Chris finally dies? You think the people that felt for him, or were kinda entertained by him come to actually give him a respectful send off? I hope so.

>Here liked Christine Weston Chandler
>They Zapped to The Extreme.

>>150831141
Probably languishing before the State stepped in because it seemed no one else in his extended family would want him.

>>150836280
Ew

>>150833946
Which is why I try to be a good person online, even in a place like 4chan. Because people notice that. That I try to bring nuance in a space where most just go with polarization.

Who I am IRL doesn't truely matter, especially when death comes for us eventually. But leaving an impact on people, letting them carry that piece of me of nuance and humility in a world being savaged by ignorance and over the top pessimism.

That's a sort of immortality. Even when that burns out because nothing lasts forever; but hopefully it lasts a long time.

That's all I can ask for in this sad world. To leave it a slightly happier place. Even for a few of it's many.

Stuff like this should be said because otherwise conversation would just be dominated by the brain dead knuckle draggers that just yell "TRANNY" before walking off self-satisfied.

>>150834429
They’re still relatively young. The reality won’t sink in until they’re Idubbz’s age or when Alpha’s start calling them old.

>>150827840 (OP)
>oh yeah I am well known
The cocumbines shooters will be known longer than those clowns by the masses, that doesn't make them good, like what stuff? If you are arguing that popularity by infamy is good, then why don't you do bad things to become ingraved in history? Dumb as fuck reasoning. Also it is blatantly obvious that the fucker is just doing this to get controversy on xwatter by defending retards, otherwise he would name nicher webcomic lowcows (taeishi and then sinfest guy, rpgcomics (that was its name, right?), etc, goblins creator).

>>150828261
She is a retarded whore, who makes retarded strawman comics to appeal to literal redditors, about how to become a better men™, while also whoring herself like a bitch, drawing literal cuck fetish comics about her cucking her husband (while also drawing quirky and wholesome comcs about how her husband is perfect).

>>150827840 (OP)
I don't care to be remembered.

I probably would've been a lolcow if I had started my webcomic like I wanted to years ago

>>150827840 (OP)
self-deprecating humor is pathetic and you should kill yourself.

being remembered for being a lolcow webcomic artist is terrible
in the new digital economy lolcows make a shit ton of money being disgraces on video platforms, while probably seeing only a small fraction of the consistent hate. the people invested in hating your tiktoker forgets about them when the next asshole pops up
but none of these webcomic artists saw a single dime from all the hate they got and still get shit on even if they leave the internet

>>150837390
as opposed to what?

>>150837068
>Which is why I try to be a good person online
I don't think you need to be good, just concise.
It's better to be thoughtful than pleasant because sometimes the truth is cruel but necessary.
The next nicest thing to do when the truth isn't necessary is to shut up. Ironically, that's not something I tell a lot of people because I still haven't figured out if it's something people really need to hear.

>>150827840 (OP)
Lolcow shit is for autistic losers and teens who should know better. Autistically fixating on nobodies on the Internet for years is genuinely pathetic. It's almost painful to still remember all the irrelevant shit about Chris Chan.

>>150832650
They've got a thread on Nostalgia Critic and as far as I know not only is he just a mediocre movie reviewer with some occasional gems but the internet is largely okay with him. Doug is capable of laughing along with the jokes and even made a cameo on Smiling Friends so he's clearly not bothered by the jokes Zach made about him in the past
Meanwhile the Sam Hyde thread is usually retards arguing on whether or not the guy who keeps doing Lolcow things is a Lolcow because he was super based back in the 2010s

>>150834429
Like every person who makes "documentaries" on lolcows they too will eventually slip into the farm and become lolcows themselves. They always do, they can't help but moralize on everything so when their own embarrassments come to the surface their falls always land the hardest because these idiots don't know how to maneuver that sort of attention despite having the research to supposedly know how to handle it

>>150838185
Doug Walker is interesting in that he rose, fell, then made a great comeback. I'm happy for him, and he's happy doing what he loves, and anyone that can laugh with the punches is someone stronger.

>>150837254
>Works to support her whoring
>Lets her fuck other men, even getting off to it.
He probably is perfect from her POV.

>>150831280
Kevin Bolk also got MLP fans pissed off for meme-ing on Derpy Hooves, and he also likes Hetalia which would get him hated by both leftists and rightwingers who are turned off by its yaoibait.

>>150831527
You also get those who put others on blast to trollshield and distract from their own dirt getting out.

>>150833679
So like the Gonzo Brigadoon blogger who gets her personal army to investigate lolcows for her, yeah.

>>150828201
he seems to be doing pretty well for himself

>>150837442
And then get shit on again
Ha fucking dobs

>>150827840 (OP)
Being a kiwifagger or CWC-hobby type person is pretty much admitting you're a complete failure at life and have detrimental negative value to society

>>150831493
Trump showed these people as long as people remember you, being remembered for shitting your pants and acting like an autistic retarded sperg is well worth it

>>150837079
iDubbbz is a unique case because really, all he needed to do is say he regretted some of his past jokes and move on with his life.
Instead he's vehemently stuck to everything he does being in service of this "redeemed" iDubbbz whose "risen above" the edgy humor and drama content while consistently getting involved in blatant shitflinging contests where he has to run for a moral highground for his "redemption", which you shouldn't do in a blatant shitflinging contest Plus it feels like 9/10 watchers are just there to hate watch now. Compare his recent Content Cop and you'll see his old audience are actually there just saying "damn, it's been 7 years. Haha, high school reunion in the comments section."
His original audience grew up and he's not really gonna attract a new one because he can't fathom simply
doing a less edgy version of his original goofy persona.

>>150827840 (OP)
Yes but I'd rather be a mediocre cartoonist making 6 dollars a month on patreon than infamous for having autism as impenetrable as Dobson's or Chris Chan's

>>150827840 (OP)
One time I left my wallet at this guy's booth at a con, he kept it for me when I came back. He's a cool guy

>>150839900
I suppose the makes you safe from certain kinds of weirdos.

Kek he's right because I haven't thought of him since 2014

>>150833856
Ironically, the saga that revitalized the lore after the Bluespike saga.
The gamestop mace/blue arms incident was Gen Z's first big exposure to him.

>>150839824
>iDubbbz is a unique case because really, all he needed to do is say he regretted some of his past jokes and move on with his life.
That is literally all a person needs to do. Only the worst kind of people will be on you regardless if you apologize anyway. At leats own up to your past, and say you feel different about it and only did edgy humor for the fame and infamy that came with it. Now he is just a poser faggot who is trying to take up causes he does not believe in and police other people's behavior to prove it to a bunch of perpetual children who did not mature beyond high school group think.

>>150839952
Yikes he's lucky he's not better known.

>>150839824
>iDubbbz is a unique case because really, all he needed to do is say he regretted some of his past jokes and move on with his life.
Nah, fuck that. Never apologize.

>>150839967
The issue is that there's "growing and changing as a person" and sometimes celebrities who do that get a lovingly named "redemption arc".
If you as a person actively gun for a redemption arc, all you're doing is showing you haven't actually grown. Ian is constantly gunning for not just a redemption arc, but a supposed "revenge" arc.
He had been in the middle of rebranding when Anisa's onlyfans thing dropped and people made fun of him for it. It wasn't really until that that you saw this militantly progressive 'empathy' Ian for, who as much as he insists he doesn't care what his former audience thinks, puts a lot of energy into going out of his way to spite them and let them know just how "above it all" he is now.
>>150840054
Except I do believe he genuinely wanted to move away from edgy content. He just didn't know how to do it without flipping his shit

>>150831459
>If my son were some weak spineless wuss like you he doesn't deserve his parents' love.
Fuck outta here, she-honky.

>>150831279
Didn't the most famous early "trans kid" have a reality show and the hormone blockers made her penis genuinely too small to have the reassignment surgery because there wasn't enough to flip?

>>150839824
Idubbbz would be living it up if he'd just stuck to those Documentaries he was doing and also not let Sam Hyde blatantly bully him for clout

>>150840465
Nah, refer to what I said about his recent
Content Cop comment section. He says his old audience mostly hates him because they're angry incels, but you look at his viewcounts and his comments sections.
If you were 13 when idubbbz started you're 22 now. Most of his audience were 15-18. They've grown up, moved on with their lives, working jobs, having kids, and generally being completely foreign to the drama. The new Content Cop had a comment section that was mostly "wow! How many years has it been?" and "I had no idea about this drama."

>mfw no loli kisses to uplift me at the end of a shitty day
Why live?

>>150827840 (OP)
This is a ragebait comic designed to get me to waste my time writing out a full paragraph about how much of a broken attention whore you are, but not today

>>150828261
>Make a comic about your critics fucking you and impregnating you

Definitely.

>>150828261
How long until she pops up on Kino casino?

>>150827840 (OP)
>I'm not important enough for an army of terminally online autists to dox and harass me. Nooooooooo... =(

>>150827840 (OP)
where is the Lightbringer?

>>150831380
The fact that the cloudflare ceo was so easily intimidated into cutting them off should terrify people. Thankfully those tactics seem to be losing their edge but still

>>150827840 (OP)
Lolcows are what made me think the popular saying "all publicity is good publicity" is wrong. After seeing what niggas like Dobson went through, if I had the choice between that and being forgotten I'd chose to be forgotton.

>>150840465
Dude has sucked since pussy. Getting laid directly leads to him not being a millionaire.

>>150841638
The saying hinges on the ability to turn it to profit

>>150838682
...why the fuck would any male watch fucking Hetalia? That shit is so intrinsically designed to appeal to fujos that not even actual faggots like it

>>150827840 (OP)
Not in a way you want to be, considering Chris-chan.

>>150839952
>And then she got revenge by marrying a Plumpie into the Hylian Royal family so that BotW Zelda is most well known for thighs and rump.

lolcow culture died when it stopped being nihilistic fun and became a retarded moral crusade for dysgenic schizos

>>150831459
>If my son were some weak spineless wuss like you he doesn't deserve his parents' love.

I think I'd rather shoot myself than say "Literally ignore natural emotions like shame. Instead, channel it into rage and physically assault people for talking". You think you're building a chad, but you're just building a serial killer with emotional issues. Or, you would be if you weren't a virgin.

And really, that's the problem with you guys on here. You're so removed from real world relationships that you hyper idealize the "idea" of what you'd do or what the kids you'll never have would do. You don't know if Alessandro broke down and cried because people saw all of his mom's holes on TV. I'd wager you only know of the story he said, and you decided it MUST be true. it HAS to be, because if it isn't, then you're wrong and you won't have that.

In short, read your comment again and wonder why you'll never touch a vagina. Things will click into place eventually.

>>150833679
But for me, the biggest faggots in the whole picture are the ones who both somehow think they’re above it all, but act knowledgeable enough to try to “explain” some point, but then it turns out all they’re doing is meandering and jerking themselves off.

Whatever happened to the blobfish artist?

>>150831459
>So fight back and defend your mother
Kinda hard to fight back against accusations that your moms a whore when the bully brings in MILF GETS FUCKED BY THE FOOTBAL TEAM 8 HARDCORE
>but you can fight the bullies
Even if the kid wins, coin toss on that one, it doesnt change the fact the entire class saw his mom get railed.

>>150839938
???

>>150842095
Given the rep that dude has, I think it might have been some toddler's backside he used to trace for furry art.

>>150827840 (OP)
>kevin bolk
who? like i probably read his name before but...who?

>>150841739
>I think I'd rather shoot myself than say "Literally ignore natural emotions like shame. Instead, channel it into rage and physically assault people for talking". You think you're building a chad, but you're just building a serial killer with emotional issues. Or, you would be if you weren't a virgin.
The general issue with online communities is that they've all built themselves around this dichotomy between themselves and the rest of the fucking planet.
The edgelords and the twitterites were, once upon a time, the same fucking losers who ended up "the weird kid" in school and have made it their entire fucking identity. They call everyone else normies to feel above them, they call each other terminally online to feel above one another.
You can call the former incels and the latter trannies and neither will be particularly offended but it's when you point out that they've based their entire identity around being "the TRUE free-thinking nonconformist whose abstain from social relationships is totally voluntary" that they instantly turn to this weird self-deprecating sense of humor as a shield for all of 5 minutes before it gets to them

>>150827840 (OP)
I only remember this artist for his mario stuff so theres something

>>150827840 (OP)
they are but not for the good reasons, maybe as a cautionary tale of not engaging too much into internet arguments or to control your ego by posting and not bother by comments

>>150838185
Sam definitely got some based points back when he fucked with Ian during the documentary and helped airsoftfatty with his financial troubles. Something Ian did not do despite making a documentary about him.

>>150827840 (OP)
Is this supposed to be bad? Why would you want any one to remember you as a retarded clown? You could argue that being remembered is better than being forgotten but what pathetic asshole would want to be remembered as the dude that shit himself on live television of something like that?

>>150828261
She’s a Canadian woman that seethes 24/7 about American politics. Imagine if some woman in Texas spent all her time crying about fishing rights in Denmark and posting picks of her asshole online?

>>150840054
MaxMoeFoe and Anything4Views apologized for their past and still make good content. You can see the contrast when Ian was featured in Cold Ones.

>>150841552
He’s been thrown out of the club, and no one gave him his jacket

>>150841674
Fujos can be male or female.

>>150842678
fujoshi means literally "rotten girl", I have no idea if there's a male equivalent to it

>>150832293
It was fun to make fun of him back during the days when SJWs were generally regarded with scorn but his schtick got old, he barely posted anything for a good while, then he just gave up on social media entirely and by that point anyone with sense moved on.

>>150842895
Fudanshi. Though they're more often a meme in fujo culture as a sort of fantasy for the women.
Fujo culture has a bit of a weird mix-up in the west because it intersected with shipping culture which isn't nearly as big over there.
If you go back to like, the 2000s, actual gay guys typically hated fujos because y'know, it was blatantly the "woman"-ification of gay culture fixated on a fetishization of one as "the guy" and one as "the girl" and built to the standards of heterosexual romance novels. By gays, for gays was "bara". It was why no one took the "homophobic" accusation fanfic writers threw around seriously, because the actual gay guys were on the same page as everyone else regarding the fujo shit.
When the mid-2010s rolled around, the fujos sort of had an in on actual online gay culture via the shipping scene but now have to contend with a demographic who increasingly prefer wholesomeness to endless glossy fetishized angst.

>>150842895
A male fujoshi is a fudanshi. While we're on the topic, a yuri loving males and females are respectively referred to as himejoshis and himedanshis
>>150843151
It gets really annoying when people think that being a fujo and NOT being gay is a contradiction. I love me some yaoi, but actual gay porn does nothing for me. Even femboy shit grosses me out.

>>150831280
>2) didn't wipe his entire internet presence because of mental illness
then how come the Interrobang Studios website is offline?

>>150843695
couldn't tell you, but he does have a new site
https://www.kevinbolk.com

>>150831459
Borghese's mom looks like THAT? I was envious enough of him getting to eat all the best food in all of Italy

>>150833946
I still see people repost random stupid drawings I posted 10+ years ago. And every time it makes me smile.

>>150827840 (OP)
>a-at least people will remember us
Hahaha no, time eats everything.

>>150831280
And you can tell he doesn’t want to draw furry porn, because besides being shit it’s boring

>>150827840 (OP)
It's better to be forgotten imo
Though Dobson will be remembered as inspirational for turning himself around, assuming he doesn't revert back to bad habits.

>>150840983
Link PLEASE

What did blobfish do

>>150844669
Nah dawg. We've passed a threshold. Technology is going to start moving exponentially with AI. In one form or another, we'll survive until the heat death of the universe and beyond. And all of our trivial history will be recorded forever on the godlike machine that carries on human existence.

>>150844748
failed to stop a rape

>>150831459
You make a good point, that's the best way for a kid to handle it too. But I will say 70s softcore stuff is a lot more tasteful than most onlyfans shit. It's a lot harder when people have videos of your mom sticking stuff in her holes.

>>150842279
The internet has always been chock full of these losers, it's nothing unusual. What changed since back of the day was the internet encroaching onto real world culture and online discussion becoming centralized and algorithm-driven. As a result, these freaks are now being pandered to instead of ostracized.

>>150841674
Some people get in through the dub which made things more R-Rated and /pol/ in dialogue, which is probably how he got in.
He drew one of the Italy brothers and proclaimed his life for it, probably earning him more points on Yamino's shitlist after the D Hooves fanboying.

>>150844748
anyone got that one comic where the blobfish says some casually racist stuff without the author realizing it could be construed that way?

>>150843151
2ch referred to any female BL enjoyer as "fujoshi" it would seem no matter whether or not they did that hetero norm shit, and what we commonly know as "bara" has been a term criticized by gay men because it's essentially a flowery slur. They say to use "geicomi" but language habits die hard.

>>150833946
>Through talking, conversing, arguing, discussing, you slowly absorb the people around you while also imparting bits of yourself onto them.

>>150841367
Trust me I keep trying to encourage Based if True to go on Kino Casino.

>>150838682
His Derpy and Hetalia art is from 2011. The Ensign Sue stuff is also ancient.
I don’t get fags who cling to stuff from 2 decades ago.

>>150842417
>Airsoftfatty

That guy's constantly e-begging because he refuses to lift himself up. Everything I've seen about him suggests a guy who'd rather beg for money while putting in the least amount of effort possible to earn it despite having a fanbase that genuinely wants what's best for him
When it comes to the Documentary Ian wasn't obligated to pay him even if it wouldn't have hurt to do so. Not all subjects get paid to have a Doc made of them. If this was a serious issue Fatty wouldn't have acted cool with Ian, even attending that Creator Clash event to sing the national anthem. But once the shit with Sam started Fatty started complaining about not getting paid, probably because he thought doing so would help him get clout which would then turn into a financial success, which to be fair it did when Sam helped him out and Fatty got a new home
But knowing how Airsoft-"I abuse my cats and laugh when my Mom sexually abused my foster siblings"-Fatty is, once Sam starts getting humiliated Fatty will probably turn on him as well hoping it'll get him some cash

>>150827971
Keemstar's show is all about that. He runs the Lolcow retirement home nowadays.

>>150841860
Basically yeah.

>>150842279
And then those same people got into politics. And now you can't show a black guy just walking down the street without someone having a hissy fit and stomping their feet like a toddler.

>>150844753
Fuck that shit, I want to die normally and sleep forever than go on *that* dreadfully long.

>>150841973
>>150841739
>You think you're building a chad, but you're just building a serial killer with emotional issues
Borghese is happily married and has two daughters, Barbara the porn actress LITERALLY built a Chad son pic related
Edwige Fenech's son is also married and has children, other than being a CEO at Ferrari

meanwhile, you virgins are here alone and barren

>>150845718
If you thought this, you wouldn't post it just to spite someone on the internet.

Goes to show.

>>150845727
spiting incel virgins on the internet is always fun anon

>>150845718
>NUH-UH, THEY'RE BASED, SEE, WEDDING PHOTOS!
>What do you mean "are they still happy?" I don't care, as long as I prove someone wrong and defend shitty behavior!

>>150845756
So yourself?

>>150845761
>sees photos of people happy on their wedding day
>instantly seethes
hahahahaha

>>150845718
Bros would I have a girl looking at me like that if I had beaten up my bullies back then?

>>150845784
>Someone makes good argument about people on the internet being shitty bullies
>SHUT UP NERD, HERE'S A WEDDING PHOTO, ARGUMENT DELETED!

Transparent as a png.

>>150828261
I think she is too successful to be a lolcow, she is pretty much the only comic artist who can successfully farm her haters for monetary gain. Dobson and other lolcows never had the ability to do that, they were mocked but they didn't gain anything from it.

>>150843151
>because the actual gay guys were on the same page as everyone else regarding the fujo shit.

bug-chasing aids faggots actually surprised that people treat their fetish lifestyle as a fetish and nothing more?

>>150845718
>"You get made fun of because your Mom does porn? Just beat up your bullies"
What if your mom didn't put you through the social grinder by not bouncing on it for cash? Yea sure defend your Mom and whatever but I don't think most self-respecting women would want to put their kids through the shame of having a slutty woman as a mother

>>150844767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpKc8N3FJsQ

>>150845891
>too successful to be a lolcow
You can have "success" AND still be a complete bellend.

>>150827840 (OP)
If being memorable is what you focus on,then yes they are.People would bring up Dobson over the years before his eventual return

>>150827840 (OP)
None of these comics are remembered outside 4chan.

>>150827840 (OP)
I feel ashamed that I know who all these lolcows are

>>150828261
Her nudes are horrendous. Like, actually vomit-inducing

>>150831459
>>150831536
>>150844784
>defending whores

Reminder of what these disgusting hoes pass onto to their poor children, all prostitutes, Hollywood actors, and OnlyFans girls should not breed under any circumstances

Any woman who had nudes posted online is a failure of a woman, and there's nothing that can stop me from laughing at celebrities and normal people alike with whore mothers. The money can make it go down easy, but Hollywood, even back in those days, was a den of guaranteed weinstein'd levels of rape, I don't envy these people and never will

Also, he very well might've have been touched himself by his mother's contacts in the biz, which is why he refuses to criticize his own mother. Hard to judge others with blown-out holes, o algo

Any person who claims that whoredom can lead to a happy ending is a liar and should be called out as such, every single tale of women who sell out their soul for a quick buck ends up a trashed, ruined and emotionally unstable individual without any beliefs or ability to connect with other human beings. This is the ultimate cuckery, in a way, to the point where the only memory of physical intimacy or love that these women have is with a rich, fat, balding ugly man who stole her youth in exchange for a measly couple of bucks

>>150846384
Wendigoon and meatcanyon were recently talking about dobson

>>150846799
meatcanyon ruined wendigoon

>>150831459
>hey heres this one random fuckhead who claims he defended his whoremothers honor

Nonny, you're being really autistically focused on this literal who

>>150846799
sourse

>>150847167
Im at work but its one of the more recent wendigang episodes
They talk about the zelda williams incident

>>150827840 (OP)
Dobson never saw any success and is "remembered" as a complete fucking loser. Not really sure thats better than being forgotten.

>>150846799
Because it means clicks and money.
Do they actually *care* about Dobson?

>>150847871
Sad thing about Dobson is that he can be better but he just lazy and blames others for his shortcomings.

>>150847871
>>150849090
Uh, guys? You're gonna want to see this...
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxgDdxp-Krhlcj4hOvF5pUQ/home
After a very long hiatus, Dobson has returned to the 'net.
And it appears he's changed? Even his art seems to have improved.

>>150832650
I remember one day I was there and somebody made a thread on Hunter Biden asking people if he was a lolcow but they firmly opposed it with one of them saying:
"What you going to post about him?
His big dick pics and he banging girls everyday? No way!"
No wonder they have an attack if a lolcow get his shit together

>>150831459
>>150831323
Anyone with middle eastern genes no matter how "white" they look can't help themselves but do porn. It's an obsession to show off your perversions if you're jewish/brown. That actress you posted isn't white.

>>150831459
nigga you sound like a huge homosexual

>>150847871
Well

>>150849430
Faggot

>>150831143
I have like less than 100 posts on kiwi farms and I've seen screenshots of my posts with my username and icon blocked out used in 100k+ views video essays lol

>>150827840 (OP)
>ha ha, my name will live in infamy forever: an eternal flame but made of shit
cope/10

>150849430
>150846852
>150846754
>150846716
>150846145
>150845831
>150845761
>150845727
>150841973
>150841739
>150840158
>150831956
>150831838
>150831659

>ONE (1) nude actress grows old rich, beautiful, mother to an absolute Chad of a son and grandmother to multiple gorgeous grandchildren
>VIRGIN RAGE NOW
I hope Pizzacake makes a comic about you losers kek

>>150846754
lol cry harder, incel faglord

>>150833679
>Even the og trolls finally stopped when his Dad died because they had sense to know when too far is too far.
Not even an OG, but when I learned his pops died, felt bad for him. From then on the only time I heard about Chris chan was when shit left containment and leaked to other parts of the net.

>>150851343
>ONE Porn Star outliner makes it out fine while the vast majority of them and their families languish
>THAT MEANS ALL WHORES AND THEIR CHILDERN ARE GOING TO DO GREAT!!!!

>>150851653
I know, society needs to do better
I am going to teach my children that all beautiful women must always be respected and there Is nothing shameful about what beautiful women do, and if they bully anyone I'm going to beat the shit out of them, you know, teach them to be good people
What are YOU going to do with yout children anon?
>oh wait you aren't going to have any kek

>>150851740
>women must always be respected
They do that by not whoring themselves out in the first place.

>>150851343
holy shit Pizzacake, go lie down.

>>150846799
>dobson is so normalfag known that designated retarded youtubers already know about it
Sad.

>>150833679
It really is something that Chris wound up with an army of autistic freaks who are just as bad as he is in their own way
No they might not have fucked their mothers or fallen down the autist to tranny pipeline, but they're just as stuck in life as he is, forever bound to his orbit until the bitter end
I have to wonder, when Chris inevitably kicks the bucket, what happens to his orbiters?

>>150852060
>women must do what I say to be respected, says the virgin incel who can't even teach respect to himself

>>150827840 (OP)
Who are these guys and what did they do?

>>150852140
One of them (Giera/Chaistrum) is now a suckup to Tony Goldmark and a freaky cow herself.
>Faked being half black, is a full on fat white woman
>Makes up sob stories about dad being an abusive black crackhead named Tyrone for attention and that her parents try to kill her for wanting to be a chef and not a hooker
>Faked having an underage sister she LARPED as while pretending to be 30, while being a minor discussing porn
>Now besties with Jane Amber
People like her will be in despair and need to get a new hobby or find others to orbit and bully to get the suspicion off themselves

>>150852143
>don't shame women for their sexual status
>shames someone for their sexual status

>>150827940
>>150827971
is there any way we can make bank by threating the kiwifarms psychos a new form of lolcow?
role-reversal if you may.

>>150852143
>>150852202
obligatory post.

>>150852202
Incels are shit all around, thus fair game.

>>150827840 (OP)
That's the reasoning people have when they decide to commit a mass shooting.

>>150852226
>being a school shooter is a "male problem"
I hate women but goddamn I hate schizos more.

>>150852226
You forgot to tag this post >>150851461

>>150852266
>incel = involuntary celibacy
>celibate/celibacy = voluntary abstinence be it sexual or marriage
>thus incel = involuntary voluntary sexual abstinence
what the fuck?

>>150852344
He is a faggot obsessed with attention, so he relies on saying stupid shit on the evil hacker webzitez for (you), just ignore him. That or he is like a parrot thinking his babble is something sapient humans would say.

>>150852303
>being a school shooter is a "male problem"
>pic related is about identifying how women type on the internet
>essentially teaching anons how to know if you are talking to a woman on the internet or not
>somehow that is about school shooters being a men only issue
>mfw

>>150852367
oh an npc then? its getting harder to tell these creatures apart from machines.
if anything the clankers are more human than them.

I was hoping this thread would be about Kbolk and not /pol/tard shitflinging. Suppose I expected too much.
They call them lolcows because you're supposed to be able to milk lols from them. If you're not having fun, then you're milking a bull.

>>150851343
>I hope Pizzacake makes a comic about you losers kek

>>150845304
Ian told fatty that he was going to share with him revenue from the documentary but never did.

>>150827840 (OP)
For real kevin bolk is still alive making content?
He was mid at best to be honest.

>>150852367
Nah, it's probably pizzacake or some random femcel defending her honor.

>>150852226
Trannies also try to type similar to this but only get as far as the histrionic behavior and social shaming. They tend to stay longer and be more aggressive while also not being able to articulate any rational argument in favor of their position. They usually just turn it into a battle of attrition.

>>150852548
>black and white concept
>social shaming
Holy shit he’s right>>150852226

>>150840693
Aww. This is nice.

>>150837336
it's not too late to still become one

>>150845718
Oh? This ONE person turned out well by doing one specific thing? Well, that means 100% of people who follow his lead will also be successful and no one else as tried before? Retard, how many people do you think thought "I'll attack you for saying true things about my life" and turned out some kind of criminal? I'm willing to say most. Instead, your retarded ass thinks "A mother having all of her holes exposed will build a chad son". If what you said is true, there would be no incels or other maladjusted men in the world.

Do you think NONE of them thought "I know, I'll just beat up my bullies!" Do you think, even just a minority of them thought "I won't let you get away with it?" or are you so retarded that you think "No, 0% of all incels have ever fought their bullies and won. It just doesn't happen, it can't"? And look at them. Do they look like chads? No, they're emotionally fucked people because the only thing they had to sustain them was negative emotions and negative actions.

I'd tell you not to procreate, but it looks like you don't need to take my advice.

>>150851343
does she even know about this board? i always imagined she's the type to imagine 4chan is just /b/. she would probably like /soc/ though.

>>150852293
Are they wrong?

>>150852303
That's weird, one of the earliest known school shootings was done by a teenage girl who went elementary school and shot some kids and janitor. The kids the survived but the janitor didn't. Her excuse was the song, "I Hate Mondays". I think she's still in prison.

>>150828405
there's a reason Ecclesiastes comes right after Proverbs
>In my vain life I have seen everything; there are righteous people who perish in their righteousness, and there are wicked people who prolong their life in their evildoing.

>>150852694
That's a shame, I did remember hearing that Ian gave Fatty some cash to pay the bills but that was also just one guy saying that so there's not too much weight behind it

>>150855242
Yes

>>150842444
>She’s a Canadian woman that seethes 24/7 about American politics
Exporting American politics is the worst thing we've done to the world.

>>150843291
People for get 3D=PD (pig disgusting)

>>150856714
No, all she said was "I hate Mondays." The song "I Hate Mondays" by Boomtown Rats is about the shooting.

>>150859167
Sorry, "I Don't Like Mondays." "I hate Mondays" is Garfield who did 9/11.

>>150852171
>>Faked being half black, is a full on fat white woman
>>Makes up sob stories about dad being an abusive black crackhead named Tyrone for attention and that her parents try to kill her for wanting to be a chef and not a hooker
>>Faked having an underage sister she LARPED as while pretending to be 30, while being a minor discussing porn

>>150852226
Legit psyop.

>>150833810
I don’t think he deserves to be debanked by the big credit card companies because trannies don’t like him, but I still think he’s a faggot for other reasons, like trying to hold a monopoly on lolcow culture and Chris.

>>150827907
I can't imagine having all my most embarrassing moments in my young adult life on full blast for the general public to see at any given time. Everyone has those embarrassing memories they think about that makes them cringe. My ego would shatter to know for a fact that complete strangers are also randomly thinking and talking about events from five, ten, or even fifteen years ago.

>>150859183
Naw, I think that anon was talk about this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland_Elementary_School_shooting_(San_Diego)

That was close to the school I used back in the 70's.

>>150831334
This is so strange because he's indirectly proving the thing he's mocking. This dude is obsessed with using fictional trans kids to soapbox about trans rights. So he's using trans kids (which don't exist and therefore this is propaganda) to laugh at a conservative couple who don't want trans ideology pushed onto kids.

>>150828002
Wait a minute anon did that pizzacakecomic bitch really post nudes of herself?

>>150862083
Yeah. She a sec worker.

>>150860068
Plus the comic itself is fascinating in an ironic way, because the only ones that DON'T come out as assholes are the conservative parents.

Truly made for a very specific echo chamber

>>150831143
Not sure who's more pathetic, DSP who has never even tried to change or WoR who tried to for like three weeks then gave up and went back to snapping controllers with his fat ass
Or maybe Boogie. No, definitely Boogie
Also shit I forgot Idubbz. Truly the end of an era, at least Franku made it out ok (even if his new songs are kinda shit but hey, better than being a true soiboi like dubbz)

>>150846754
Sex depravity ruins men and women alike. It's the reason why porn is so promoted nowadays, it destroys your brain makign you far easier to twist into whatever demonic character elites want you to be
This is how you get troons, furfags, twinks, whores, coalburners and the like

>>150860002
>My ego would shatter to know for a fact that complete strangers are also randomly thinking and talking about events from five, ten, or even fifteen years ago.
My ego would soar like an eagle knowing I am well known to complete strangers. Eventually becoming a celebrity at my most vulnerable time in my life that it lived rent free in complete strangers who will be forgotten for all eternity. For caring what strangers think of me is the little mind that is doomed to mediocrity. Nothing in their lives well ever matter more than what someone they don't like nor knew did. My immortality is cemented within my deeds be good nor bad remembered by the inconsequential rebel by your presumed shame.

For live rent free in your eternal shame, for now I am immortal.

>>150831143
I remember when the Earthworm Jim creator got roasted by the Kino Casino for defending Rekieta.

>>150862083
>he doesn't know
https://kemono.cr/patreon/user/59577203

>>150862173
>Plus the comic itself is fascinating in an ironic way
It's fun when satire shows how unhinged the author is, where if you put them in front of a bunch of normies they'd be demolished, a shame that won't happen

>>150831459
>my children should defend me and my orgasms
That's pretty digusting
Not surprised I'm reading that on this site

>>150827907
MagicMush is pretty good. He's a self-confessed moron autist. He did a video on Buckley and loss.

She's cute in a plain sorta way

>>150831334
>"They're really going to force us to kill them, aren't they?"
Inch by inch...

>>150862276
>coalburners
Revealing your hand there

>>150849430
>It's an obsession to show off your perversions if you're jewish/brown.
Yet majority of pornstars are white.

>>150840693
You need to find a femoid and make a loli yourself

>>150833856
It was confirmed that Chris only became a Tranny as part of some hairbrained scheme to get the China by getting with a Lesbian. Some people have speculated he got sent to prison on purpose because his other hairbrained scheme was to get sent to a Woman's Prison where he could potentially get the China from Female innmates, who he had been lead to believe by cartoons and other fiction would be so desperate for a Man they would take him. Then he had an autistic outburst when the judge said they would not be sending a fat autistic man wearing lipstick to a Women's Prison.

>>150862720
then comes reality

>>150846716
How does posting nudes online give your Children diseases?

>>150863784
Looks okay to me, chief.

>>150827840 (OP)
>Is this true? Are lolcows memorable?
Yes and no. They rent free inside the drama autists as long as they got material to cling to

>>150827840 (OP)
>Kevin Bolk
Man, don't think I've even thought about this guy in the last 10 years or so.

>>150863807
NTA, but then you must be pretty blind as she's pretty ugly.
I'd say she's a 4/10 at best?

>>150864124
The face drags it. Even for a MILF, there are women in their 40s who are naturally prettier.

>>150852140
>>150852171
Whose the Argentinian chick? It always amazed me how she openly admitted to a crush on Chris and was full well ready to jump his dick both before and after the jail saga yet he still went for the Finnish girl.
Which brings us to the fact that holy shit, Chris is attracting foreign women. Weird poor hygiene autistic foreign women but still ultimately, Chris has gotten the overseas pussy that many a frat boy and divorcee yearn for

>>150827907
I just don't get the point of making these. The guy has moved on. Why can't they just leave him alone?

>>150864169
It's the long face + too much make-up + retarded expression + disappointing boobs combo that just completely wipes her.
I guess she has nice teeth? I wonder if she bleached them.

>>150864211
Horse face doesn't help, but for me its the whole deal looking like amateur. Like you busted into the back of a Spencer's Gifts and snatched the first three bdsm things you can find. This isn't a video so angles count and the photographer didn't do her any favors. It's common practice to take multiple images and this lacks any personality so it's like, that's the best one? If she's supposed to look dominant, that's a joke. No idea how disappointing her tits are, but different strokes. For me the big turn off is the horse teeth to match that long face.

>>150827840 (OP)

out of all of these Dobson is the only one that people still semi-remember

>>150831459
Goddamn anon
You sound like a woman
And even most women wouldn't be this much be of a fucking egotistical whore

>>150862457
mournful

>>150863807
go to bed, Pizza.

>>150864169
the sagging tits don't help.
and...well, what else is there?

>>150863784
Legitimately would. Over and over again until she draws us fucking and cucking her husband on her patreon. The idea makes me diamonds

>>150831459
LEGENDARY bait

>>150863770
I've seen the video where Chris gets arrested by cops at a hotel. It's... something and really deep into lala land.

>>150863792
Posting nudes is a pipeline to nastier shit, when you sign up to OnlyFans, you realize that the big earners either get piped by a director from a big fancy studio OR you do fan meet-ups and give out the option to get piped by the richest fan of your choosing (probably without STD testing)

Idubbbz's wife is a prime example of this, where originally she held him back from getting divorced by saying that she would only do nude photo stuff, however, the sunk cost fallacy of having her nudes online kicked in and she needed money to show that it was all WORTH it

Now? She's been piped by several left-leaning streamers who pay like Hasan and randoms like Idubbbz's gay training coach. Promises broken, relationship on the rocks, unhappy couple. You become a prostitute one way or another. Don't bother dipping your toes into that lifestyle and *try* to earn an honest living instead

>>150864748
the fucked up part is that whatever that random guy got from his years of gay sex is gonna get transmitted to ian

>>150852209
They already cannibalize each other the moment someone does something lolcowish, hell last week someone got banned and almost shot a place up because they had nothing else to do until the ban lifted.

Why does being remembered matter? I'll never get that feedback.

>>150844767
I can't tell if this is an edit or not. That's very funny.

>>150864195
Because they're the same type of losers except they didn't document themselves that profoundly online and didn't move on. Which is way worse than Dobson. I mean, being some guy making a video on some internet lolcow loser in your 30's instead of having a life is worse than anything Dobson ever did. But hey, let's brush that aside and get lost in the haze of laughing at someone else, okay, let's not look at ourselves ever.

>>150864945
Dobsons still a faggot

>>150864929
It's an edit, but only the last panel is added. The original is just the top four.

lolcow "culture" is cringe and needs to die or be extremely refined to only focus on the shitheads, eccentricism deserves to exist in peace and away from internet losers who view them as zoo animals.

If you engage in this shit, I think you're scum.