>>150830192 (OP)
She was designed to be that way and you're supposed to be Max. Too bad you never went to collage or gotten a girlfriend so I guess you're not Max. But hey, you can always be Goofy.
I can never ever ever look at her again and not think "damn bitch, you live like this?"
that meme lives in my frontal cortex rent free for the rest of my life and I can never take this character seriously again in any context
>Squirt myself some lotion >And when I blow she's jerking her hand >To end my girl's commotion >I'm reaching our for her sweet ass end >Maybe I'll uncover >What I shoulda seen all along (Yeah!) >Buns stay on my face 'n smother >Your butthole's where my mouth belongs >If we listen to your buttcheeks part (OH NO!) >We'll find we've never smelt so foul a fart >And baby there's no good reason why >For the first time ever, I'm peekin' into her brown eye