Thread 150836057

Death Battle

>>150836057 (OP)
Why the guy from fnaf?

>>>/trash/78550326
This is accurate, Scorpion would beat Ronald McDonald

>>150836081
Defeated boundless children

>>150836081
hes an expert child killer

Behold the KING

Bros... my GTA car it... it's making me feel weak in my knees and like they're about to crumble from the weight of a heavy power....

>>150836057 (OP)
Who could defeat him?

KKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGku!!!!

>>150836145
there is no punchline to posting Kingtos style about Goku

BEASTCHADLORDGODku!!

Daily reminder that this fucker was one of the writters in the first IDW sonic comic (spoilers for the sensible).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Kochalka
https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_Annual_2019
That comic came from a "semi self biography, about the author", which has a son, btw.

>>150836145
>>150836177

>>150836197
Post the DIAPER DUO OF THESE HALLS!!!

>>150836057 (OP)
I think the big problem with capeshit, DBZ, Sonic, Kirby, Mario, JoJo, God of War, Hellsing, DMC, FF, FNaF and Invincible posters is that they insist upon themselves

>>150836182
Actually he would've been in a coma for even longer, he got outside healing to speed it up

>>150836057 (OP)
>brvtally debvnked in all past threads
>brvtally debvnked last thread
>brvtally debvnked this thread
>brvtally debvnked in all future threads
Zsters...

>>150836221
So how does the fight against Clive not just end in one hit?

>>150836262
whose capeshit hands are those?

>>150836262
Kek.

>>150836260
Loreschizo bullshit, except Clive has his own and it's probably just better

>>150836305
Still, it's going to be a short match. Dante will do his reddit le epic pizza dances and then Clive will shut that shit down

Makima will either stomp Alucard or cause a major upset in the Powerscaling community against Tooru.

BEAST!!!

>>150836057 (OP)
Say something about your first two SURVIVORS.

>>150836322
>and then clive will one shut my stra-I mean, Dante, who is the peak of reddit, and then he will
Stop being so autistic anon.

When Joshua first semi-primed as a 10 year old child after watching his own father get decapitated in front of him (that's his blood all over Joshua's face), the guys around him start immolating alive just by being near him. Could Clive as the other dominant of fire do the same thing? Especially as Ifrit?

BEAST!!!!

>>150836081
He has boundless power
>>150836326
Stop posting daipa. It's shit. It's the weakest dragon ball series of all time. SS4 Goku is literally weaker than buuhan and Vegetto.

Dragonkeks seethe about MoeGODs on a daily basis

>Sonic
>Invincible
>GoW
What are some other characters/verses that never fail to gape DBZ?

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ZEHAHAHAHA YOU LIKE THAT DON'T YOU HEDGEHOG
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
AAAAHNNN I MISSED IT SO MUCH EGGHEAD, AAHHHNNN I NEEDED THIS
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
HOW GOOD IS THAT CHAINSCALING
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
AAAHHHNN, SO MUCH BETTER THAN FEEDING MINE TO MY FRIENDS
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
ZEHAHAHAHAHA GET A LOAD OF THIS
PHANTOM RUBYYYY SMAAAASSSHHHHHHUUUUUU
>PLAAAPLPRPRPRPRPRPPRPRPRPRPRP
AAAAHN, AAAHHHN, OH MY GOD IVO, OH NOOOOO
>SPLURGE

>>150836356
>400 times stronger than the LIMITLESS GODulk
FUARKKKKKKK!!!!

Strange amount of powerscaler videos coping about how blade should win because he's outerversal

>>150836354
I mean yeah, vaporizing Leviathan's fucking miles long tsunami would easily be more than enough heat to achieve something like that

I'm pretty sure the fight ends also with Ifrit blatantly using fire to overpower Phoenix's own regen and heat

>>150836366
Chronoa solos every verse listed though

>>150836363
It said it all when butt hurt z tards tried to excuse their inadequacies while projecting their own defeats just last thread...

TITANBEASTLORDGODku!!!!

>>150836396
this y'all hero?

>>150836346
Post Dante tanking a wall level attack

>homosexual spic fanfiction
Favorite character?

>y'all
NIGGERulk the BROWN.

>>150836424
y'all afraid of the south?

>>150836262
He tanked that btw.

>>150836411
Um...uh...does this count?

>>150836383
Oh I know that. I mean could Clive just by being passively near people roast them alive? Would be pretty irritating to be unable to fight someone without burning just by being near them.

>>150836433
>jobbed to SHITmon Slayer

I'm a big black beast

>>150836421
You already know the answer!~

GAYku
RETARDku
SHARTku

>>150836438
Clive incinerates his teacher by accident by just being near him as Ifrit when Ultima forcibly primes him in the same sequence I think

>>150836411
Anon, Clives stomps Dante, but you sound like on of those devianart OC revenge fanfiction made by literal autists. Down to the over the top beating of a caricature.

P-POST CLIVE SLICING A MOTORCYCLE IN HALF

>>150836496
That's because as Ifrit he's crashing out in that moment. I thought he became Ifrit because he was undergoing an extremely stressful traumatic situation just like Joshua did.

>>150836503
DMC is a reddit game that deserves to be fraud checked. People say he's fucking universal when he's barely wall level. It's pathetic

Killing blow ideas? For either Dante or Clive.

>>150836522
>People say he's fucking universal when he's barely wall level.
Shut the fuck up. Kill yourself.

>>150836538
Clive's killing blow towards Dante is a normal punch which instantly puts him in a several month coma.

>>150836522
True...

>>150836551
You are NOT me! I would NEVER say that! Words like that marginalize transfolx who constantly do that every day! I will TEACH you to be BETTER!

>Clive looks like a featCHAD
>Dante is a Capcombro
What a conundrum

>>150836571
I'm Greek kratos. I will fuck your ass, fag.

>>150836517
Yes, I know it was an accident, but regardless he still can incinerate people in his vicinity with just raw heat as Ifrit
>undergoing an extremely stressful traumatic situation
Rewatch the scene, Ultima shows up as the hooded man and makes Clive prime

>People are unironically getting upset about Steve and Constantine being voted off
I get Stevefags since that means Steve v Terrarian is probably gonna be another Cole v Alex, but seriously guys, what fights did either of these guys have?

>>150836580
O-oh....you would d-do that? Uh....well...I wouldn't be opposed to such an experience, after all I remember when I was a young lad I enjoyed being a favorite of my many Spartan commanders....

>>150836522
>DMC IS REDDIT! And when it gets stomped, reddit will lose, and I will win
This is sad

>>150836649
>PLEASE DONT LET MY HERO GET STOMPED. HE'S WACKY PIZZA!!! EVEN THOUGH HE'S SUB-WALL LEVEL I CAN'T BARE TO WATCH HIM DIE
Okay. Clive won.

>>150836057 (OP)
Well, just because we've never seen Kratos solo Marvel, DC, and Dragon Ball at the same time doesn't mean he can't.

The winner is Kratos!!

>>150836323
>Implying Death Battle won't chase Normie Views with her again and feed Alastor to her
Makima v Pinhead is better anyway.

>>150836323
Could the Hellsing Organization seduce Denji in between Integra, Seras and Girlycard?

>>150836657
>Schizo breakdown
Meds, NOW.

Do Clive get access to the Timely Accessories?

W-WATCH OUT CLIVE. DANTE CAN SLICE A TABLE IN HALF TOO

>>150836715
>Meds
>As in Mediterranean
>Italians
>Pizza
Even when you lash out you only project what shames you about DMC.

I checked when he primes but there's no Ultima, Clive just has a vision of this tall burning man

>>150836742
FUUUUUCK I MEANT TO REPLY TO >>150836594

>>150836657
>DUDE PIZZA LMAO
Dante is the Seth Rogen of vidya protagonists

>>150836736
>italians out of nowhere
French SCUM out.

H-HE'S COMING!

>>150836713
absolutely

>>150836577
>caring about Crapcom
I’m rooting for Clive.

PLEASE SOMEONE POST ANY KIND OF ANTI-FEAT FOR CLIVE. I'M GETTING SCARED

>>150836794
What's this monstrous bitch looking down on?

>>150836790
there's no way this is real
>check /v/
>there's a thread about it
o hell no

>>150836755
It's a little bit before that, it's right after the Dragoon fight in that part and before Joshua turns to Phoenix
Either way not sure why it matters

>>150836790
AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEERR

>>150836799
Is there any reason for Clive to get immeasurable speed or even faster than light? Figure since Dante is gonna get that.

>>150836836
Yes, Clive dodges and directly outpaces/flies lasers made of light several times
>Figure since Dante is gonna get that
When has Dante ever done anything "immeasurably" fast

>>150836836
He fights in the interdimensional rift, which is beyond space and time. If characters like Sonic can get this wank, so should Clive.

Calling it now. Dante's respectful death will be him seeing Vergil in hell after dying and he'll be happy to see him.

There's definitely gonna be a Jackpot line from Dante along with Clive saying "The Only Fantasy here is yours!"

>>150836852
>When has Dante ever done anything "immeasurably" fast
I'm not saying I agree, I'm just saying he'll probably get that due to some esoteric lore shenanigans.

Top 10 funniest tweets of all times

>>150836876
Dante is a guy who never surrender. Clive is cool, sure, but Dante is too crazy to die, and he's faced far more powerful opponents than Clive. He's not even the strongest Final Fantasy character. Lightning and the Warrior of Lighght are.

>>150836900
I doubt it, they didn't give immeasurable speed to Kratos even though they did technically give him a "feat" most battleboarders think is infinite speed. I assume they'll be either tied or Clive has an advantage since Clive actually outruns lasers while the best Dante gets is just dodging one

>>150836924
>and he's faced far more powerful opponents than Clive
Like wall level Urizen....

>>150836092
WTF JIREN IS DOMINATING THIS THREAD

>>150836953
Dormamu MvC.

>>150836925
also, you know, he just fucking flies into space to fight Bahamut.

>>150836964
>MvC
So is Clive getting his crossovers as feats?

>>150836994
SMT>FF deal with it.

>>150836964
>MvC
>800 lbs to 25 ton strength
>700 mph speed
Weakte...

>>150837008
Dante can adapt fast. Point is Lightning can one shot Clive.

>>150837043
Lightning one shots every Capcom character outside of Asura.

>>150836994
what crossovers? dissidia is canon. He just hasnt been in one until likely now.

>>150837050
I think Lightning can destroy Asura and destroy the universe with one blow. Lightning can fight against Asura final boss.

>>150837073

Sexiness: unmeasurable

>>150837000
>FF monsters regularly show up in new Monster Hunter games as top predators that require full squads of hunters to take down, arguably outstripping or even matching the peaks of the verse like Fatalis or Zoh Shia
>a single Monster Hunter hunter basically scales equally to the entirety of the MVCI roster, including Dante
KEKAROOO!

>>150837083
SMT verse is still stronger.

>>150837095
Monster Hunter also scales to SMT via Dante and thus Clive scales to SMT as well through Monster Hunter. BOOM

>>150837095
Post anyone from SMT destroying a universe NOW

>>150837125
SMT verse casually destroy worlds like it's nothing. What a joke.

>>150837125
>Clive scales to SMT too now
L-L-L-L-L-LET'S NOT BRING SMT SCALING INTO THIS MATCH.

Yahweh solos

>>150836790
>H-Hayai

I thought Dante could destroy universes. You're telling me he's barely wall tier!?

>>150837054
This girl better have a black boyfriend or else I'll get mad

What the FUCK is SMT?

>>150837131
>Post anyone from SMT destroying a universe NOW
there are more than six instances of this:
nocture (lucifer explanation), persona 2, desu2 (polaris absolute control of the universe, smt iv (dark hole tied to yhwh's biblical canon, smt va (creation egg), smt vv, strange journey's schwarzwelt, etc

>>150837043
>Point is [character with no relevance to the conversation] can oneshot Clive
I mean, you'd be wrong about that anyway but why insist on bringing up Lightning?

>>150837224
Shin Megami Tensei. Look it up.

>>150837150
all roads lead to SMT
>>150837230
>fucking up the ()
shameful display
see you later

>Clive tanks a Zettaflare with basically no damage
>Zettaflare is the same spell that can wipe the party in Bravely Default
>the same party who go on to fight a multiverse devouring god who straight up consumes multiple universes in his boss fight and starts breaking into the real world, meaning Clive CASUALLY scales massively above R>F outer
>Zettaflare is also the same spell that Donald Duck uses to defeat Xehanort
>this means that Clive gets the full brunt of Disney AND Kingdom Hearts scaling
BOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!

WHAT SMT, exactly?

>>150837234
The point is, Clive isn't the strongest. Only the strongest stay on top.

>>150837207
Trish can turn herself black.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU6CQ8O79qo

>>150837008
>700 mph speed

So he's as fast as the Hulk?

My hero's crossovers? He DOMINATES everyone he comes across.

Have you apologized to the slay queen yet

>>150837264
Donald Duck is so strong... BUT NOT AS STRONG AS MY HOMOSEXUAL HERO DION! What a tough fight for Clive... he needed to fuse with his own brother to win against a juiced up Dion! If only he could use that power on his own... OH WAIT HE CAN AND DID SO IN THE FINAL BATTLE!

>>150836057 (OP)
>everyone in this image
>jobs to koffing

>>150837196
I-It's okay if we look at DMC5's ending I'm sure we will find something abov-N-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150837323
>Clive not only gets the exact power he had during his fight with Bahamut and goes Ifrit Risen by himself
>but then he gets all of Ultima's god power on top of THAT

F-FUUUCKKKKK!!!!!! QUICK, DANTE, GET YOUR MOTORCYCLE CUTTING SWORD REA-*AACCKKK*

GOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!

https://files.catbox.moe/t7iwq8.mp4

fuck it. clive gets all the powerscaling
>but he was never in that gam—
it doesn't matter. he gets it
danto betto run

>>150837335
OUTER-HYPER-SUPER-MULTI-DIMENSIONAL PUNCH BTW THAT WOULD HAVE ERASED FINAL FANTASY FROM REAL LIFE IF NERO PUNCHED CLIVE WITH THAT

>>150837353
Not only that but he OWNED Omega who would be way stronger than Dion juiced up on that crystal because not only is Omega's feats better than it but he was juiced up on a mothercrystal the same way Dion was. He gets THAT and ALL OF THOSE POWERUPS and THEN gets his EXTRA IFRIT FORM ON HIS OWN. It's like if Goku could become Gogeta on command without Bejita.

>>150837393
Actually correct Nero is that buffed. But he can be cucked through Kyrie.

>With Tekken scaling, Clive gets Street Fighter scaling, so he gets MVC Scaling anyway
>With FFXIV crossovers, Clive gets Monster Hunter scaling so he also gets Asura's Wrath, DMC, Sonic scaling
>With Sonic and DMC Clive gets SMT scaling

>>150837391
Dante got his. Immortality Kratos, Doomslayer, Spawn style.

Imagine if Samus wins and the community votes for her to fight Master Chief, Lmao

>>>/trash/78552724
OH NO NO NO NO SHITrenBROS WE LOST TO TOUHOUGODS

>>150837526
>Noooo but it's a heckin' LEGACY match! Don't you remember watching Haloid?!

Vlad Tepes III! YOUR SOULS ARE OURS!!!

>>150837821
Alucard would actually be happy to die to Maka because Alucard wishes to be bested by a human. Which is why he gets so sad and angry when Anderson turned himself into a master.

>>150837848
>>150837821
I mean Anderson turned himself into a monster. After ripping and crushing Anderson's heart, Alucard starts crying tears of blood.

Its so over for Dante unless they give him full on SMT.

Clive is already semi confirmed to be in the new dissidia.

>>150836177
Didn't Cell beat Goku so thoroughly he ran away and died after he stepped up again

>>150837878
Zidane looking so handsome.

>>150837878
Dante doesn't even scale to Demifiend. He's fucked no matter what.

>>150837878
Why the fuck hasn't 16 already had the same crossover material the others had? All he's had is one quest in FF14, they didn't even add an Ultimalius boss.

>>150837923
Yes he does? What?

>>150837878
We basically already established that if they go full autism with crossovers Clive literally gets everything Dante has except probably even better >>150837083 >>150837454

>Clive is already semi confirmed to be in the new dissidia.
he's the front and center shade on the teaser

>>150837957
they trollin

>>150837957
Dante is just another party member. Might as well say Jack Frost scales to Demifiend.

>>150837962
Doesn't Clive look a bit too skinny? He's not a twink.

>>150836857
>a spaceship the size of England
You expect me to believe this shit?!

>>150837962
Thats why i said semi. He hasnt been shown yet.
Heck it can even be that SQ for some reason decides to make Clive and only Clive a complete separate being than his FFXVI self.

>>150837968
He can fight with lucifer, or satan (has been along time since I played DMC3), it doesn't make sense otherwise.

>>150837923
Point is Clive doesn't have connection to hell. Dante power is immeasurable by that. Kill Kratos he rise again kill Spawn he rise again unlimited respawns until victory. Only Lightning is connected to the underworld, and with that power she was defeated by time travel hacks.

>>150837962
SMT has higher cosmology than FF tho

>>150837969
He just wears a lot of bulky clothing/armor in game, the gacha seems to be putting everyone in more casual clothing. Regardless it's the same messy hair and sword

>>150837989
WOAH YOU MEAN ALL DEMONS ARE IMMEASURABLE??? I didn't know Lady was so transcendent...

>>150838005
lady isnt a fucking demon

>>150837957
Realistically Dante only actually scales to midgame Demi when he's a bossfight, not endgame stuff where Demi actually gets super strong

I mean you can take him to endgame but there's no real indication that's actually canon. It's like saying Weedle scales to Arceus because that's a thing that can you do in Pokemon

>>150838009
Lady KILLS demons you retard

>>150838005
Yes they are, Spawn won against Zarathos Ghost rider because of that. Time travel hacks can wreck them.

>>150838019
Dante fucking chases down endgame demi fiend, who has to RUN AWAY from him.

Play SMT 4 it's Kino but easy.

>>150838019
Dante appears to the final boss fight with maximum power.

>>150838042
So why does Dante go into a coma at a wall level attack?

Didn't a dev say Dante barely escape Beelzebub in SMT?

reminder that Atlus made the Dante cameo non canon

>>150838042
that happens like halfway through the game nigger, arguably even earlier

>>150838056
SMT dante?
nero is also in SMT.

>>150838074
???

>>150838000
So what's he going to look like and do in this? The rest of the protagonists are teenagers or early 20's at most while Clive is 33, Jill is 30.

>>150838074
PS2 SMT3 is canon.

>>150836803
>>150838117
>>150836057 (OP)


Who has the best drip here

>>150838115
It got RETFUCKINGCONNED by the Remaster putting Raidou in Dante's place and Dante was DLC.

>>150838133
Noone cares about remasters.

>>150838133
???? Faggot they still made Dante available as dlc. VOICED DLC.

>>150837924
Because 16 didn't do as well as Square Enix was hoping

>>150838115
SMT Dante is DMC Dante, no?

>>150838157
Yes. And he got punched by an smt scaled nero.

>>150838031
Spawn actually in the 2.0 club. Woah impressive. Kratos is weaker than Spawn lol.

This is how the Ladies react when you talk about Dimensional scaling and GoW lore around them

>>150838161
Was Urizen SMT scaled too?

>>150838133
Who gives a shit about the cat fucker raidou? He can bully dog fucker constantine in his pity match as far as I care.

Funny thing is, if you give Dante SMT scaling, then Bayoetta and Sonic would also get SMT scaling because of gacha.

Dante needs all the possible powerscaling he could get. Clive just needs his game.

>>150838181
Dante is stronger than Bayo.

>>150838171
yes

>>150838181
Dark schneider gets SMT scaling...And you know what he has? Smart atoms in steroids

>>150838196
How? He's not in any SMT games

>>150838192
bitch dante kills game clive

clive is the one that needs dissidia and dodge smt

>>>/trash/78553478
Wtf Vilgaxbros!?

>>150838209
Post Dante tanking a wall level threat
Post Dante destroying a mountain
Post Dante killing a God

>>150838224
Dante got this.

>>150838224
To be fair SMT let's him do the last one

>>150838224
Just because we haven't seen Dante do those things doesn't mean he can't!

>>150838241
.....WITH DEMIFIEND CARRYING 99.999999999999999999999% OF THE FIGHT

/dbg/ Queen of the week

>>150838163
Yes!! Just replace "Ladies" with 6'1 240ibs Transwomen and you'd be dead on!

>>150836057 (OP)
Post characters who would get WEAKER with SMT scaling

>>150838301
Clive

>>150838252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kvlh3i6mYeo
Demi Fiend need summons to be useful, Dante deal by his own skills.

>>150838298
No need for that distinction because Trans women are women.
Also I don't know why you felt the need to point out their weights, that's just Incel behavior

>>150838301
Kratos actually got nerfed with Soul Calibur scaling. Lizardman stole his moveset which confirms that Lizardman killed and ate SC Kratos.

>>150838289
>I LOST TO THIS?!?!

>>150838324
Imagine jobbing to SC's canon jobber

>>150838130
Is that Krile second from left on the bottom?

>>150838339
Someone please tell me what the fuck this pic is all about

>>150838244
GODkara the GALAXY DESTROYER will solo

>>150836790
BOUNDLESS speeds!

KINGte winning would seems like it would cause the most butthurt here so I'll root for him

>>150838386
It's an edit of Krillin watching other men rail his wife

>>150838339
KEKKYPOW
YABADABADOOO

>>150838441
18 cheated on him?

>>150838289
Spike was so lucky, fucking Buffy on the balcony.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k9HPczr7TI

>>150838386
>He is unaware
Witness history in the making

>>150838583
I had no idea. Bald midget cuck...

>>150838583
And the internet was never the same since.

>>150838583
>MY HERO rides off into the sunset with a hot blue haired girl leaving behind a bald midget cuck
KEKYROOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>150838339
>Some mother fucker is always trying to YABA DABA DO uphill

>>150838583
Funny every single time.

FFXVI is so ambiguous with its ending.
>Did Joshua come back to life?
>Why did Jill smile a the end?
>Did Clive survive?
>Did Joshua actually write the book or did Clive take his name?
The writers refused to answer.

Seriously though how the fuck do you come back from jobbing to god damn Daphne

>>150838642
What's your hero's name?

>>150838356
Lizardman gets more Ivy pussy in a day than human men could survive

>>150836177
>Fight that he lost

>>150838728
That's because Ivy refuses to have sex with human men to prevent the birth of the Antichrist.

>>150838710
KINGTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!

>>150836329
From what?

>>150838728
Does she really get dicked by lizards?

>Krillin is a cuck guys!
>he ditched a literal whore Maron and got 18 and happily is a dad now
????

>>150838339
to a jewess no less

>>150838678
It's not that vague. Jill wishes on the red star that Clive will survive at the start of the game, and her wish comes true. She makes the same wish right before the final battle. The end of the game has her seeing Metia again, implying Clive survived and she knows.
Clive also previously says he wants to become a writer once all the fighting ends, so yes it's very much implied he takes up Joshua as a pen name while the actual Joshua almost definitely dies.

Why did Krillin name his daughter after his ex?

>>150838797
Champions Island, the current champions' ballot. Samus and Meta Knight survived the first elimination poll.

>>150838822
18 takes other mens cocks whenever Krillin isn't looking

>>150838201
>Attack Dante tanked

If Terumi were for some reason to have a Death Battle, I'd like a joke about Ragna killing Terumi once and for all... until he came back in the mobile game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzuUcT5ZqYo

>>150836057 (OP)
>Still no Chara
FREEEXPtos
FREEEXPtrap

>>150838882
SAR...

Love slop

>>150837322
Never had to

>>150838920
Kratos has finite HP, I don't think he can beat someone at LV 20.

>>150838862
The credits song lyrics are also about Jill waiting for and seeing Clive again
>side quest has Jill talking about how the rising dawn always means he's coming
>End has the dawn coming
Also it just seems to fit the games story more. It's only right that Clive comes back and PLAPS Jill to her hearts content. That or she finds him and starts plapping him.

Clive is basically the chimera love child/Cell to Dante, Nero, Vergil, Bayonetta, Asura, and Kratos. This isn't fair to Dante.

>>150839029
Explain why he is all those people.

>>150838968
I think Kratos becoming a "better man" actually puts him at a severe disadvantage
If LV 20 is the max "level of violence", then Kratos's level of violence would be lower than Chara's

>>150838920
Hal's sneakily fucking her behind the crowd, you just can't see it because she's too small to stand out

>>150839029
Dante fought Lucifer, Clive don't. Dante wins.

>>150839053
Even at his most utterly brutal, Kratos had things he did not want to destroy. He could callously smash innocents, but he still stopped to fuck Aphrodite. He could never achieve maximum violence.

>>150839053
the joke though is that kratos calls himself a better man...while snapping a guy's neck like a twig and basically being just as violent and angry as before. the difference is that he now has a onions faggoty holier-than-thou attitude about it

>>150839051
>Asura, Bayonetta, Kratos
Absurd feats during QTEs that clearly channel their games
>Dante, Nero, Vergil
Just look at his moveset, it's not even subtle.

>>150839077
Clive fought God who also is basically Satan though

Be better, /dbg/.

>>150839106
>Kratos
>Absurd feats
Um...

We are NEVER getting an episode like Buffy vs Blade ever again

>>150838289
Was the one who played her a man? She/he/it had an awfully pronounced jaw.
Also who's the gayfag manlet with the man bun that played Blade? Could they have gotten a bigger sissy?

>>150839121
Kratos killing Chronos is still more impressive than so called cape multiversals like Doomsday.

>>150839089
>the joke though is that kratos calls himself a better man...while snapping a guy's neck like a twig and basically being just as violent and angry as before
That was about breaking the cycle of parricide not violence in general. He says "We must be better than this"

>>150839108
All pagan gods are small fly to Lucifer. First after God. Morpheus can fight him though Persona 3 protag. Which makes Dante the coolest guy literally he is like Dean and Sam from supernatural and Buffy.

>>150839150
>Was the one who played her a man? She/he/it had an awfully pronounced jaw.
Girl
Voice and boobs don't lie
>Also who's the gayfag manlet with the man bun that played Blade?
He's short but he's great at sword choreography and I'd argue his performance in that regard makes up for his height and voice (which even he joked about)

>>150839150
She was butch woman. she had tits and a feminine voice. listen to her fucking voice she's obviously just in her 30's.

>>150836057 (OP)
I've always hated Kratos as a character. He's like a donutsteel that some 6th grader made after learning about Greek mythology for the first time.
>"My character is a Spartan and he's the most strongest character and kills all the Greek gods! And then he kills all the gods from other places too!"

>>150839106
To better clarify the moveset comparisons, see this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8cWPBlOtb4

>>150839169
>Voice and boobs don't lie
Boobs do in fact lie. Just look at Steve-O, but I'll give it to you when it comes to voice. Trannies can only produce that vile parody of a feminine voice.

transwomen tongue my anus

>>150839188
LISTEN TO MAIR'S FUCKING VOICE
THAT'S A BUTCH WOMAN

>>150839208
Street Fighter bro...
Guilty Gear bro...

>>150839208
Melee bro...

>>150839168
Ultima is literally capital G God. There's a lot of Christianity related imagery in FF16 specifically around Ultima. That seems a bit beyond Dante's paygrade, even Demi was only just being prepped to fight big G, he never actually does so in Nocturne

So why didn't Ultima get FF scaling

>>150839221
>that jaw
>woman
People can learn to sound like different people
Impersonations are a thing

>>150839242
I even looked her up. nothing says she has a dick or an adam's apple.

>>150839237
Dude irl pagan religion doesn't mean shit. Which makes Lucifer the ultimate being that kicks ass. Only Michael can chalange, he is like God of War but good.

>>150838224
>Post Dante tanking a wall level threat
Stopping the Savior's punch should count.
>Post Dante destroying a mountain
>Post Dante killing a God
Sid got pretty big by the end, Dante took him out in a single attack.

>>150839237
Ultima isn't THE God though. He was part of a race of godlike aliens that faced near extinction from the blight.

>>150839266
Is this copium?

Is there any short black character Fikshun could play where his voice and height would fit a bit better? His choreography is really good.

>>150839301
Miles Morales, no joke, the voice suits him perfectly too.

N-NO! THIS CANNOT BE...the CHICK I jerked to...has a DICK???

>>150839308
He actually has played Miles before in one of his videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwK37WIL1Io

>team wiz lost again
KWAB

>literally imagining a dick where there isn't one
Favorite character?

Oh no the woman i jerked it to... has a dick?
*furiously masturbating harder*

>>150839331
Blade of course!

Last year I learned that Wiz has fangirls. They think he's cute, and love that he's smart.

>>150839326
>
Alright maybe he'd need some ironing out in other places to fit that role too

>>150839357
I mean yeah. I assume gays love Boomstick since he's fat and hairy and probably has a huge dick

>>150839331
LORDnic the BOUNDLESShog of course!~

>>150836329
So who got booted

>>150839357
It's not surprising I look and sound like Wiz and the ladies love me

>>150839331
Thought it would be obvious.

>BBCfags lost, so they have to pretend Buffy's actress is a troon
You can't just accept defeat with dignity, can you?

I have begun to enjoy Futanari....

>>150839386
John Constantine and Steve. Team Wiz just lost the second challenge too so their characters will be on the next poll, the biggest targets right now seem to be Samus and Frieren.

futas aren't even gay though

>>150839266
I'm pretty sure they were going for more Kristy Swanson Buffy than Sarah Michelle Gellar Buffy

>>150839412
I am not gay.

>>150839411
The story for this is funny, Team Wiz was winning and got to the last challenge first, but apparently someone leaked half of the solution to the other team which let them brute force it.

BBCfags are tired of the fictional world they've created, so they decided to make a new one where women have penises.

My hero says there's no shame in taking a dick.
>captcha: saars

yeah she looks really similar to kristy swanson buffy

>>150839412
Sure it isn't bro, sure it isn't.

Yup, BBC didn't lose because that brotha didn't want to fuck a man

>>150839181
and all the lady gods want him sexually, even the villain ones who are trying to kill him, and all their daughters and sidecharacters too, even in stories where it doesn’t fit the sad and tragic tone for all the male sidecast. And all the male gods before they die have to give a speech like “FUARK KRATOS YOU MAY BE A CHADLY UNSTOPPABLE BEAST OF A MAN BUT YOU WILL NEVER SMOKE THE BOOF OF THE GODS!!!”

>>150839412
They are cause you only like futa because of the dick

>>150839167
I'm shocked the sheer amount of brainlets that think that scene was about "violence bad", when it was about "children killing their parents bad". He even quotes Zeus from GOW2 with "the cycle ends here" from when he killed Kratos to try and break the patricide cycle

>>150839449
KINGtos is a wise man...

>>150839425
>>150839456
...yeah that tracks. mair's portrayal matches her perfectly.

Why is team Wiz so SHIT?

>>150839331
Jade Harley

>>150839432
More like 90%. Finding the imgur link hidden in a borderline unreadable nonogram puzzle was the hardest part by far, the rest was just a quick math equation. This is absolutely a fraudulent win but since there's no proof of cheating Wiz is back on the chopping block.

>>150839516
It makes sense cause Sarah Michelle Geller's performance is incredibly iconic and recognizable, doing Kristy Swanson gives you more leeway

>>150839167
>>150839496
Then he should’ve killed Freya, the actually guilty one, and denied Baldr his revenge fantasy.
Not randomly murdered the victim of the two for not obeying his commands like a dog.

Freya even spends the start of the next game trying to kill Atreus and Kratos only runs away, doesn’t raise a hand to her. He implies she’s been doing this every time they leave the house all Fimbulwinter and he forbids Atreus to even defend himself from the mad bitch.

Spawn is the Ultimate Death Battle black character. Won both his battles and go some universal shit for his second battle.

>>150839496
People get it perfectly fine dumbass
The thing is that it still basically boils down to 'violence bad but uhh actually not when le wrong people (who we say are wrong) do it' because Baldur was completely justified in wanting to kill Freya and Freya even let him do it because she knew she was in the wrong
Kratos wasn't justified in doing the shit he did past killing Ares, there's no reason to condemn all instances of killing your parents

>>150839541
a Better Man does not defend himself against women who try to kill him every single day for 3 years, and also canonically ordered all the Raiser Factions in that game to kill him too, and teaches his son never to defend himself either.
You won’t understand this because you are a monster who doesn’t believe women.

Say something nice about our next champions island loser.

>>150839541
>Then he should’ve killed Freya, the actually guilty one
Holy shit you are an actual idiot. Freya's crime is long over, killing her solves nothing.

>>150839719
It punishes a crazy evil remorseless bitch who canonically would and did try to kill Atreus next

>>150839719
>just let people do horrible shit to you chud
>if they get away with it for years and years, then it's fine because all of that happened in the past

>>150839719
>punishing crimes solves nothing

>>150839154
Doomsdays and Superman once shattered the Phantom Zone in one of their fights. So this is Cap.

You sexist bigoted chuds will never be KINGS like Kratos

What happens if Freya just killed Atreus at this moment? How will KINGtos teach her then?

>>150839781
Given that both of them killed each other to an impact that shattered a few windows and made a 20 ft crater in concrete obviously the Phantom Zone isn't that durable

>>150839811
“Thank you, Queen. At least he died a Better Man, and atoned for our wrongdoings as men.”

>>150839811
Kratos would enact eminent domain on her barren womb until she gives him another non binary boy

>>150839811
Atreus is a white chud who deserves to be killed by female POC
KINGtos would simply find another beautiful Nordic white woman and then probably have the Egyptian or Hindu gods enjoy her to give him a much less problematic son

>>150839399
That would just mean that Blade lost his head to a fucking tranny, like cmon mang, that is like saying "Y-Yeah? While the guy who kicked my ass, and sent me to the hospital is actually an sped, checkmate!"

>>150839819
"In my opinion"

Post Clive destroying a building

>>150839820
He deserved it for saying the F word

>>150839743
That was for what immediately came after, dummy.
>>150839755
Forgive those who have done horrible shit to you if they obviously didn't want it to happen.
>>150839757
It certainly doesn't when that crime was made in innocence.

>>150839841
Freya would use a binding vow to change his genre into a mystery creature. Making it useless, boom.

>>150839931
But she did want it to happen and could have removed it at any time, she just refused to over and over and went to absurd lengths to stop him removing it himself

You're being dishonest if you don't think Buffy's actress had many points in the video where she looked like a guy.

Enough about KEKtos this is a Final Fantasy thread.

>>150839931
Baldur literally tells her to her face that he's living in perpetual torture and all she does is just say that she's his mother and that he'll thank her for it. Then she also curses Mimir to never talk about mistletoe. Kratos also learns all of this and decides to kill the white chud who's been suffering for centuries

>>150839181
Yeah he should have been an uber-overpowered long-haired self insert with big long swords made by a japanese man, THEN he would be cool

>>150840005
Does hope exist in Final Fantasy? Then Kratos exists in Final Fantasy. All roads lead to Kratos

>>150840024
I mean yeah. Who wants to play as a fat bald faggot with a scraggly beard

>>150839997
same is true of any butch woman, look at kristy swanson

>>150840044
Short Kings, Plus sized people and folically challenged folls are BEAUTIFUL and deserve representation, CHUD.

>>150840039
https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Hope_Estheim

It's not a God of War thread you schizo.

>>150840065
That's a man

>>150840065
I still can’t believe Skyler from Breaking Bad wasn’t Woody Harrelson in a wig

>>150840082
>>150840087
Kratos is the God of Hope. The Power of Hope is everywhere, in fiction and in real life

>>150839706
Thank fuck you won't get fed to gachaslop

>>150840094
she's literally posed nude, you can just look up kristy swanson playboy

>>150840065
Still pretty clearly looks like a woman here

>>150839411
>Team Wiz just lost the second challenge too
Seriously? Already? That's embaressing.
>the biggest targets right now seem to be Samus and Frieren
At least Samus made it past one week, but I'm fine with her getting voted out now.
>>150839706
She'll always be the winner in my heart.

>>150839811
I mean he would obviously pulverize her, let's not pretend otherwise

>>150839965
>Son, I want you to understand that I’m sorry for your suffering. I know you can’t feel the coldness or warmth of the air. You can’t experience the taste of any food nor drinks. You can’t feel the touch of a woman. You can’t enjoy life the way you want to. But it’s ok as long as you’re safe. No, I will not tell you how to undo this curse. My wants come first so you will forever be an unfeeling being.

>>150840110
yhwach? stomps kratos

>>150840168
Well i played Ragnarok where in the opening scene she fucking stabs him in the heart with a knife and he still refuses to hit her.

>>150840212
Kratos will redeem him and teach him to be a Better Man

Hulkbros...
Even when amped, we are fodder to GOATzilla...

I thought Team Wiz was supposed to be the smart one

>>150840212
Post Yhwach flipping a temple

>>150840157
Yes, the challenge this time was solving 5 puzzles and each would reveal a question to answer. Team Wiz technically solved all the puzzles first but Team Boomstick got the final answer right first so they won.

>>150840122
>fights hulk wins

>Team Wiz lost again
Ok, so this is Revenge of the island... Someone on team Wiz is intentionally sabotaging their own team to get them all eliminated until they reach the merge.
Expect the last guy on that team to reach almost the finals (and job pathetically at the end)

>>150840249
>One billion
>One Trillion
>I need only One.
Kekzlila.

Those excel pastas are gold. Really encapsulates self insert fag's. God I hate them.

>boosted by Pym Particles
>armed with weaponry that weakena Godzilla
>still gets raped
>in a canon 616 comic to boot
KEKlk

I support euthanization of the mentally ill
>Waaaaaaah muh burnout
>Waaaaah muh depression
If you can't hit the gym, get a job/talent and grow up, you should just be killed, it's that simple, its ontologically correct, mankind has denied this because they have built illusions like "morality" to make themselves feel better and free, but they forget they are only oppressing the mentally ill who wind up developing pessimistic, relativistic, postmodern, post-structural and nihilistic philosophies to cope with it
The only way to fix this is to EXCEL upon our technology with the combination of occult practices to liberate mankind from the Demiurge Yahweh's imposed biology but that is simply an ideal of fiction, seeing as how God's chosen people rule the earth and exist in a higher plane of existence that gives them infinite surveillance over all possibilities in the von neumann timeline, allowing them to intercept the very quantum consciousness making any ritual or attempt at supernatural manifestations non-existent (jews are outerversal BEASTS)
So in conclusion:
It's either I should be killed or accept submission and compromise
Unfortunately since I am a valid robot-boy I can't troon out, so YABBA DABBA DOOOO!!! BRING OUT THE ROCK BVLLS!!!

>>150840343
Qrd?

>>150840380
>>in a canon 616 comic to boot
Knull is showing up in the sequel
This shit can't be canon

>>150840275
I-I CAN'T
HE ONLY LIFTED A CITY THE SIZE OF THE SEREITEI BUT HE NEVER FLIPPED IT
AAAAHHHHH

>>150840406
Natural environment is the gym, nigger.

>>150840434
Knull literally came back from the dead like last week in a Venom comic

>>150840434
There are too many inconsistencies besides that

>>150840467
Yeah and the current 616 status quo is incompatible with the crossover right now for various other reasons
Knull is back for now sure but trying to fit this crossover in what's going on in canon is like to trying to argue why Dragon Ball Z movies are canon

>>150840406
I wrote this btw

>>150840495
Writer literally directly said the comic is 616 bro

>>150840507
Yeah and marketing for Kevin Smith's MotU series said it was a sequel to the Filmation cartoon despite EVERYTHING ABOUT IT literally contradicts said show hard

Post matchups that would break the internet.

>>150836329
Please don't get fed to some sort of gachaslop

>>150840123
PlayBoy covered politics?

>>150840408
Anon who spammed cuck posts about Simon for months got outed on characterrant, people got his post history, he had fart fetishes and a Jenny Wakeman OC he used for RPing

>>150840561
doom and 40k do not overlap
40k is better off paired with star wars. the emp with yhwach

>>150840561
Doom Slayer solo infinity nids. Prove me wrong.

>>150840408
A jennyfag shilling his shitty fanfiction, he also seems to really seethe over religionCHADS
>>150818132
>>150818171
>>150818199
>>150818271
>>150818280
>>150818294

>>150840603
Oh thats sad

>>150840603
What? Really?

>>150840603
I don't have a fart fetish you fucking cunts i was just shitposting about that mr incredible animation and i only argued against simon here once

>Hulk armed with outside help, weakness specific weapons and just being made giant by pym particles just got defeated by Godzilla
AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE DEATH BATTLE SAMA SAVE ME LIKE YOU DID OMNI MAN

>>150840691
Duggan's a hack
More news at a 11

Remember when hulkfags gloated and said he’d draw with base hulk?

>gag comic
I sleep

>>150840707
>n-no death battle can’t be wrong, it’s Marvel themselves who are wrong!

>>150836790
Mega Excadrill too, he's got a run back in India Death Battle then.

YUMMEROOOO!!! I LOVE FARTS!!!

>marvelfags already crying
Uh...I warned you?

>>150836811
It is so stupid that it reverses back to kino

>>150840712
Death Battle themselves pre-emptively made sure to cover it with a black pop-out going over Elseworlds
inb4 he said it's 616
It sure as hell ain't 616 when you actually use your brain and notice the inconsistencies

Reminder this one feat alone is going to be leagues better than anything Dante can put out, even with SMT scaling.

>>150840752
>Marvel themselves who are wrong
You know these people are freelancers right?

>absolute Batman has sex with absolute Catwoman who's a Black cutie
>Beefy man is the bottom for her Black Queen
>Curly haired Black Woman
DC is saved, I will now buy all your comics

>>150840604
Redpill me on Emprah vs Yhwach.
What are the connections? What are Yhwach and Emp's wincons?

>>150840775
>i-its inconsistent!
Like 99% of capeshit? If you want to cling to a literal fanfiction over what just happened in the source material then that’s ok. But I will let you know that it makes you look fucking pathetic.

>>150840803
...Death Battle?

>>150840792
>200X THE ENERGY TO BLOW UP EARTH
BEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSTTTTTTTEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR FFFFFFFRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGG

>>150840808
This showcases how Absolute Batman would no diff Dante because he has canon sex Scaling, while Dante only has non canon sex Scaling

>>150840808
Blade vs Buffy proved that on screen sex feats > statements

Hulkfags already crying lmao.

>>150840805
>Like 99% of capeshit?
This isn't about power levels, this is about basic continuity
Again it's like why Dragon Ball Z movies can't be canon no matter what the directors say

>>150840832
Tell me Batman's feats he gets from this.

>>150840803
I hate Catwoman x Batman ever since Tom King's run

>>150840792
Would Mr Frog throwing the awards into the sun even faster be more or less impressive?

>>150840303
>>150840434
>>150840707
>>150840720

>>150840792
>Breaks a fragment of the moon
>Does absolutely nothing to the earth
>Yeah this feat is 200 times planetary
Now I get why shit like Deku moving some clouds is calced up to planetary or some shit, Powerscaling math is inherently retarded

>>150840792
>Visibly enraged and using all of his strength
>"Casually"
These people are retarded

it's literally a gag comic though

>>150840507
He gave a fucking half-hearted non-answer because he knows this shit doesn't actually make sense

>hulkfag sobbing so much he has to pretend there's a kaijufag meltdown
L. M. F. A. O

>insisting on going with the self admitted fanfic instead of the actual lore
Unsurprising really, hulkfags have been obnoxious as fuck for the last month.

>>150840792
FROGTTTTOOOOOOOSSSSS IS A BETTER MAAAAAANNNNNN

>>150840870
>He destroyed a chunk of the moon in seconds
vs
>Deku moved some clouds

>>150840896
>>150840891
>>150840875
pic related

>>150840896
>it's canon 100%
sounds like a closed case to me

>>150840908
>actual lore
Which the crossover itself is already breaking because it's incompatible with current 616
It's prioritizing marketable evergreen depictions over what's happening in the actual current status quo which is made worse because now Knull is getting involved

How is this even surprising anyways? You should've seen this coming the second Hulk was confirmed to be showing up 1 issue before the last in this miniseries.

>>150840631
They already fought before death battle was even a thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4F29kPldLQ

>>150840896
The screencap literally says it’s 100% canon. But capeshitters can’t read.

>>150840896
Oh so he confirmed it's 100% canon...twice.

>>150840870
I actually believe one vs disbelieve the other because clouds are used as decoration for a punch against an earthly target that does nothing. An attack at the moon destroying the moon is the feat in itself.
If Deku was specifically trying to move clouds then I would count the cloud feat.

>The Avengers lost

>The Justice League lost

Our only hope capebros….

>>150840933
I told them that months ago but they coped and said base hulk would win. Now they’re coping that it doesn’t count at all.

>>150840850
Sleeping with a Black Queen rises a man's Testosterone by 300 times.
White women were created by Yakub, so they lost the divine spark that gives them a soul.
Black women were created by Ollorun and they are inherently ensouled beings. A black woman's soul is actually more voluminous than the average soul because they can give birth and so they give part of their souls to their children.
Black women are beings inherently linked to life (that's why black countries have high fertility rates)
Their souls are so abundant that just Bonding with them makes it so your own soul gets a piece of theirs, making it bigger and stronger.
In other words, when you copulate with a black Queen you become an ascended man.
In batman's case, he gained a true soul (because as a white golem he had none to begin with)

>>150839706

Where are you guys finding this fanfic

>>150840122
Why is Hulk not even looking at Nolan?

>>150840954
Splinter's so fucking done with Mikey's bullshit.

>>150840965
My lie detector is dead silent.

>>150840965
Sooo Batman gained nothing feats wise.

>>150840952
that's not the point though
destroying a quarter of the moon and saying it can destroy the planet 200 times over is fucking stupid

actually the deku punch if anything maybe has more validity since as you said it basically just hits one guy and the clouds (even if it would also be really stupid)

>author literally says it’s canon multiple times
>NUH UH IT DOESNT COUNT HE DIDNT EVEN GIVE A CLEAR ANSWER OK HE DID BUT IT STILL DOESNT MATTER
Go watch the episode again to calm down.

>>150840923
>>150840939
>>150840943
Again, his point was more for evergreen depictions rather than drastic elseworld esque ones like how Godzilla himself is based on his Showa era depiction rather than Heisei, Monsterverse, etc
Trying to argue this is canon is like trying to argue MotU Revelations is a sequel to Filmation He-Man because that marketing called it despite the piling of inconsistencies that makes the show impossible to be a sequel to begin with.

>>150840896
Which stage of Hulkfag cope are we on right now?

>>150840965
This is back by science AND religion, btw.

okay, but it's literally a gag comic

>>150840954
>To be honest, my sons, Hamato Yoshi and Aroku Saki were kind of dumb... They saw a big radioactive dinosaur and thought they could ninja kick it to death... Learn from their mistakes, my children

>>150840988
Cry about it some more, it’s not going to change that your favorite webshow is incorrect, and it’s far from the first time.

>>150840986
>>author literally says it’s canon multiple times
Yeah and the author himself is a freelancer who doesn't hold authority on the entirety of the Marvel Universe which ignores this crossover altogether.

>>150840962
To be fair they did make him kaiju-sized for no reason here, I don't wanna sound biased but it's obvious Godzilla would have a better chance at taking him down if they're the same height.

>>150841001
I'll make you gag on my cock

>>150840988
Evergreen, everclear, everlasting, it doesn't matter. It still happened

>>150840965
Batman gained a lot of thing feat wise, actually.

>hulkfags actually sobbing in hysterics
Lmao

>>150841016
Godzilla took down the 6'1 Superman with fucking ease.

>>150840608
Doom Slayer could kill Khorne.

>>150841010
Where does it fit in the timeline nigga
Where does it fit in the timeline

>>150841025
And Superman jobbed to Venom and Wonder Woman jobbed to Storm and so on, so forth

>>150841016
>for no reason
He's doping on Pym Particles, that's literally the reason.

>>150841016
>I don't wanna sound biased...
>But the thing treated as an amp
>The thing Hulk acknowledged as an amp...
>It wasn't an actual amp
I'm on to you, greenie

>>150840952
I actually kinda accept Could dispersing feats, Clouds have mass after all my problem is that powerscalers are legit retarded about it
If you move a cloud the size of an island you are at minimum island level... When that makes no fucking sense, an island I'd obviously more dense and heavy than a cloud of the same size.

Deku being multi-Continental for clearing the skies and changing the weather is retarded, because it's fucking obvious he can't destroy multiple continents with a punch

>>150841020
you would be fun to cock vore

>>150840804
>both of them are born special
>both of them create a human empire after bloody wars
>both of them are emperors of mankind and their god
>both of them want to change the cosmology
>both of them create supersoldiers based on themselves (primarchs and sternritters)
>their plans get thwarted but they come around
>they get betrayed by their own soldiers
>they get killed and put in a "throne" to keep the status quo
>they still manage to do stuff while in this state

>>150841039
We laugh at Superman losing to Venom and Firelord losing to Symbiote Spidey because that's a street-tier taking down a herald tier. We don't laugh at Hulk throwing Fin Fang Foom into the Moon or Thor beating up the Silver Surfer. So we don't laugh at Godzilla taking on the Hulk

>Ha, Hulk will have a draw with Godzilla at the very worst and he will be in base form!
>Godzilla BTFO’s massively amped Hulk
>I-it doesn’t count…
I knew this would happen but it’s still funny.

>>150841081
>STOP LAUGHING AT THE BUILDING LEVEL DINOSAUR BEATING THE UBER-HERALD

>>150841100
>HERALD
Made up term that only applies in canon to Galactus and his subordinates

>>150841100
I mean it's a gag comic so of course I'm laughing. I hope Hulk makes a poopoo peepee face heehee! That would be so heccin funny!

>>150841047
I think it depends on the context. I don't have much trouble believing that All Might could hit you and it would feel like the MOAB was in your mouth. But when it's something like that gorilla nutsack calc they used for Fist of the North Star which insinuates Rei and Souther could have split Pangea with a stomp, that's where I draw the line

>>150841111
Could you stop crying for a second, Hulkfag, can't understand you through the open sobs.

>>150839902
Here's Ultima nuking a kingdom
https://youtu.be/-16XU6_Y8tI?t=5m

>>150841083
Dude, Hulk losing was expected because that's how the story was setting up to be
We already know how this story ends anyways because of what the sequel says upon reveal
They get Godzilla to fuck off into space and he gets involved with Knull
The argument right now is discussing if the crossover is canon
Duggan himself treats it as such personally but admits he doesn't have a grasp on where it even fits in the timeline
Occam's Razor
Either this crossover's inconsistencies should take priority over one guy saying it's canon despite evidence to the contrary or it's just straight up not canon period

>>150841100
Godzilla was a high tier, bordering on herald tier, the first time around. Laugh at the Empire State thing all you like, he still made Hercules shit himself

>>150841114
>REEEEE IT'S A GAG COMIC
Duggan confirmed it's 616, MULTIPLE times. I'm sorry this goes against your heccin wholesome big chungus deathbattle lore.

>>150841043
Eh, I won't have this argument just cause I'm frustrated I didn't get to see normal-sized Hulk fighting building-sized Goji a second time.

>>150841111
You're not special for not abiding by the nomenclature

Do you think Godzilla only likes taking it up the ass or does he like taking it up the slit too and feeling Hulk's BGC rubbing against his own dick while he's being fucked?

B-bros… are you telling me that Death Battle was wrong about something!?!?!?!?!?! Holy shit next you’ll tell me Omni man doesn’t beat Bardock and Yang doesn’t defeat Tifa…

>>150841140
>Duggan confirmed it's 616, MULTIPLE times
And G.I. Joe Resolute is somehow a sequel to Sunbow's ARAH despite Dial-Tone being a girl now and the only instance of acknowledging ARAH is Cobra Commander saying he was only pretending to be retarded

>>150841163
>Hulk's BGC
You mean his axe wound?

New thread

>>150841169

Hulk won the internet manchild battle
Godzilla won the culture war

>>150841177
Stop hiding behind other series. Duggan says it's canon, meaning it's canon.

>>150841140
Do you not think gag comics can't take place within 616? That one Miles Morales thing where he shocked Fin Fang Foom and then Santa Galactus saved the day happened in 616 too, but it was disregarded by both G1 and Death Battle because it's a silly gag.

>>150841177
You deflecting to GI Joe and He-Man won't wish away the fact that it happened, numbnuts!

>>150841196
Where the fuck does it fit in the timeline then?

>>150841206
It's pointing out other examples of series' having supposed canon installments be so conflicting that even the fans disregard any pretentions on them being canon because when you stop and think about it for a few minutes, NOTHING adds up.
What makes this any different?

>>150841232
This post? A funny gag. Hahaha! Heehee!

>>150841216
After Marvel's 'Godzilla: King of the Monsters' issue 24.

>>150841240
The writer went out of his way to canonize the book. I don't know or give a shit about those booty gorilla reboots, spinoffs or retcons about your childhood cartoons

>>150841257
>The writer went out of his way to canonize the book.
The writer himself can't place it on the timeline because he doesn't care about continuity to begin with outside of acknowledging the previous crossovers
Think nigga, how is this any different from other times writers would say something is canon only to be met with contradictions?

>>150836713
A rock in a wig could seduce Denji.

>>150839819
Isn't this the Purple Ragna guy?

>>150840849
Like capeshit?

>>150840303
>J-Just let me rematch him a trillion times! I'll beat him once!

The farts that waft from my shit could kick that bitch's ass.

>>150836057 (OP)
Both get GAPED hard.