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Anonymous No.150840912 >>150841087 >>150841652 >>150841660 >>150843351 >>150843808 >>150843910 >>150846447 >>150849022 >>150849835 >>150851741 >>150852073 >>150852697 >>150862089 >>150862128 >>150862826 >>150862890 >>150863859 >>150866540 >>150866759 >>150869301 >>150870758 >>150877113 >>150877163 >>150884533 >>150887749 >>150890283 >>150890453 >>150890542 >>150891797 >>150893507 >>150895054 >>150895500
This premise is completely unrealistic. Why would a woman ever be sad that a man died?
Anonymous No.150841041 >>150844287 >>150851787 >>150865096 >>150866424 >>150877228
I think that the thing irritates me the most is the cliche of "heaven is just dumb ignorant people". This is one thing that only prepotent people can take. How can a reign maintain itself working with the top people being "i'm just kinda of a jerk and ignorant". I understand the commoners being ignorant, i could take it, but the big guys must be at least a little smart or have some grounding to his belief even if they are wrong, in the show things are just manniqueistic, a thing that was left behind ages ago, but for some reason the super smart fiction writers cant understand why it is retarded if taken seriously.
Anonymous No.150841087
>>150840912 (OP)
Something I find really interesting is how many people conflate "realism" with negativity to the point of parody
Anonymous No.150841652
>>150840912 (OP)
If he was paying her, sure
Anonymous No.150841660
>>150840912 (OP)
Adam was the best dick she's ever had and she knows none of the other Heaven faggots can compete. The real tragedy of her character is that her problem could be solved by the right Sinner but she's too racist to even consider that.
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Nobody likes your gay shit
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Anonymous No.150843808 >>150843822
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Anonymous No.150843910
>>150840912 (OP)
Are you saying that no woman would be sad if you died? Kinda embarrasing thing to admit to.
Anonymous No.150844254 >>150844282 >>150851866
Lute is cute but I just did not find her nor Emily attractive though, found Sera to be hot as fuck but maybe that is her maternal, tall lady and exotic look that makes me want to be her chair with my face. If they went the route of ambiguously brown Lute with freckles and silver eyes was what I envisioned if they wanted to make the Exorcists human-like or they should have made them closer to being like Pearl the Crystal Gem or Yorha 2B in nature/disposition.

More fleshlike or being an automaton but this middle ground was just messy trying to do both. Also, making them be more quiet and frighteningly nimble like 2B or Pearl in a fight would have been more of a menacing threat that would be interesting. But Heaven being this sci fi paradise just clashes with the attempt to give more weight to the struggles of the sinners, which also gets undercut by there not being any decent (relatively) people in Hell more often like Billy Butcher or Mark Greyson to balance out the vast majority of hedonistic jackasses.

Lastly, if they went the route of making her a Bible-thumbing, Karen cut (apparently supposed to be millennial Karen which I did not get that impression, more Joan of Arc corruption), religious zealot then make her ambiguously brown to at least break the trends of assuming they are literal white women.

One thing I wanted to note is why does Lute and Adam feel out of place in the show? I get Charlie being Disney Princess in a dark comedy urban fantasy setting similar to Panty and Stocking crossed with Samurai Jack, but that was at least a joke they did make that kind of landed to some extent (I don't get how white liberal women just have a profoundly difficult time understanding punchlines and timing, even Demon Slayer and Dorohedoro understood that by a wide margin in comparison). It just seems Lute and Adam actually belong in something like Samurai Jack or similar style-toned settings but only with Abrahamic symbolism rather than being literal.
Anonymous No.150844282 >>150851940
>>150844254
Actually, the more time goes on it seems like this setting and verse is more of a science fantasy with the aesthetics and tone rather than
being a pure urban fantasy (even if sci fi tech is minor in common place). Both Heaven and Hell seem like different planets and the characters
look like sci fi monsters than technically demons. The sins are closer to fantasy creatures with sci fi flavoring than demons, even Satan is
just a draconic humanoid and the Goetia are demons in the sense of resembling Tzeentch mages with Beelzebub being a cross between Aphrodite and Titana .
Satan and Asmodeus are closer to being like Khorne and Slaanesh but through the lens of
Disney wannabes rather than actual technically being demons.
Anonymous No.150844287 >>150867112 >>150867267
>>150841041
Because angels always are angry or screaming, meanwhile demons has big smiles. See humans, Jesus or God itself not exist in this cartoon.
Anonymous No.150844437 >>150845384
Adam is hot and did nothing wrong
Anonymous No.150845384
>>150844437
Adam is your grandpa.
Anonymous No.150845488
>>150843391
>an angel denied her chud
Anonymous No.150845744 >>150846219 >>150846224 >>150847849
>>150843481
I unironically wish we get a scene exactly like this

>Lute on the balcony pouring booze onto her glass
>Notices she brought one extra with her, force of habit
>Pours some in it anyways
>Transition seamlessly into a flashback
>Flashback is about Lute and Adam trying to one up eachother on demon kills
>Both are having fun smiling
>Transition back to present day
>Lute is alone, she drinks both glasses
>Then she looks at his halo that's on her wrist yearningly

Kino.
Vivzie I expect royalties.
Anonymous No.150846219
>>150845744
Viv can't write this without inspecting a million fucking swear words and making Adam a complete douche, she can't make anything heartfelt or even has a semblance of soul. Don't expect a scene like this anon
Anonymous No.150846224 >>150846481 >>150847004
>>150845744
Viv can't write this without inserting a million fucking swear words and making Adam a complete douche, she can't make anything heartfelt or even has a semblance of soul. Don't expect a scene like this anon
Anonymous No.150846447 >>150846465 >>150862871
>>150840912 (OP)
Doesn't make sense. Men are useless and easily replaceable
Anonymous No.150846465
>>150846447
Yeah, and everyone has to be secretly an unapologetic sociopath like I am, so it's impossible for people to actually care about each other.
Anonymous No.150846481
>>150846224
Also at least 12 sex jokes and a dildo will be inserted into the scene for no reason.
If we're not constantly being completely juvenile people won't realize this is an adult show for grown-ups after all.
Anonymous No.150847004
>>150846224
Exactly
Anonymous No.150847515
>>150843391
Nice
Anonymous No.150847849 >>150851971
>>150845744
Actually fucking peak scene IF Viv decides to try and be genuine for once, but she won't the fucking whale
Anonymous No.150848874 >>150849705
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Anonymous No.150848876 >>150848902 >>150848925 >>150866891
Lute sings all that and still goes to hell in a later episode with an apology basket. What the hell is going on this season?
Anonymous No.150848902
>>150848876
I am hoping she is just bullshitting to get close for the ironic backstab
Anonymous No.150848925 >>150851996
>>150848876
Even tho Viv is a complete hack, I refuse to believe that lute's revenge plot ends there, there is no fucking way it ends just like that unless viv for some reason hates lute so much, they even released her song to hype her up as a character, I refuse it I refuse to believe she's that stupid, there's just no way. I refuse.
Anonymous No.150849022
>>150840912 (OP)
Woa, Adam is alive still...and he's shitposting on 4chan!?
Anonymous No.150849312 >>150849438
Do japanese like the show?
Anonymous No.150849438 >>150849485
>>150849312
Yeah, they made a merch line of the cast in kimonos
Anonymous No.150849485 >>150849506
>>150849438
Really? Can you Show me some of the kimonos
Anonymous No.150849506 >>150849729
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Anonymous No.150849729 >>150849782 >>150851376 >>150851436 >>150851510 >>150852006 >>150852231 >>150882777 >>150894995
>>150849506
Why the hell would Japanese watch this utter shit
Anonymous No.150849761
>>150843573
This is misleading, it’s a good song but people don’t go back to and listen to trailers on repeat
Anonymous No.150849782
>>150849729
So far it's the most unique looking show around
Also the japanesse like musicals as well
Maybe they just got sick of all the isekai and moeblob shows
Anonymous No.150849835 >>150851389
>>150840912 (OP)
Psycho women are like that, too emotional. Date in hell, the women there are more normal and like ons and nsa relationship more than monogamous loyalty for whole eternity.
Anonymous No.150850691
Lute.... More like CUTE!
Anonymous No.150851327
Adam....More like ADUMB
Anonymous No.150851376
>>150849729
the japanese dub is unironically good
Anonymous No.150851389
>>150849835
Sounds like I need a psycho woman then.
Anonymous No.150851436
>>150849729
Why not, they’re used to watching the worst crap ever just because hot characters are there
Anonymous No.150851510
>>150849729
because if I had to watch slice of life anime all day where the protag gets a harem I would want to see hell as well
Anonymous No.150851741 >>150862861
>>150840912 (OP)
>This premise is completely unrealistic. Why would a woman ever be sad that a man died
its a cartoon you silly goose
Anonymous No.150851787 >>150855266
>>150841041
>How can a reign maintain itself working with the top people being "i'm just kinda of a jerk and ignorant".
julius evola, read up on esoteric fascism, or as I like to call it, turbo-nazism
Anonymous No.150851866
>>150844254
Ambiguously brown is a meme
Anonymous No.150851940
>>150844282
>sci fi monsters than technically demons
is there a difference really? A creature powerful enough becomes an embodiment of an idea, whether it likes it or not
Anonymous No.150851971
>>150847849
>but she won't the fucking whale
when is she gonna hop on ozempic
Anonymous No.150851996 >>150852193
>>150848925
something tells me season 2 will be even more disjointed on the account of vivzie trying to hide her hacky ways with overloading the viewer with even more plots, with a powerscaling hidden somewhere inbetween. Its gonna be a 6.5/10 watch and Im gonna enjoy it, I already know it
Anonymous No.150852006
>>150849729
japan has already became jeetified
Anonymous No.150852073 >>150862851
>>150840912 (OP)
lute is an angel and not a woman...unpolluted and clean.
no fucking wonder she can love like that.
far more fit to be adam's wife than that failure and the rib.
Anonymous No.150852193 >>150852241
>>150851996
My dissatisfaction is largely directed at Viv, but I really do wonder what the deal is with seasons having only eight 22 minute episodes. With that kind of runtime the seasons would be better structured as a series of films.
Anonymous No.150852231
>>150849729
dude there was a dozen japs that went to new york to go to the fucking comic con panel a few days ago
shit's popular
Anonymous No.150852241
>>150852193
Making films instead of TV episodes would only make it obvious to the shows' low IQ intended audience how incoherent the writing is.
Anonymous No.150852475 >>150852522 >>150852536
but in the end, Roo won. She has Adam's soul now
Anonymous No.150852522
>>150852475
We still don't know who Roo is, whether she can do that, or if she's even the same person as Eve
Anonymous No.150852536
>>150852475
meh, viv will never have a final showdown with an adam possessed roo styled like part 3 dio so it ain't truly worth it.
Anonymous No.150852620 >>150852669 >>150852778 >>150854038
>Adam's halo is on Lute's arm
>It's smaller now so part of it was probably melted down into the arm itself, like how wedding rings can be resized
I could see doctors doing this for you in Hell but in Heaven? That is an absolutely insane procedure. How did she get it done?
Anonymous No.150852669
>>150852620
I still think it's retarded that it doesn't just grow back, but it can be saved by her falling and finally growing it back as a monster arm.
Anonymous No.150852697
>>150840912 (OP)
She's an angel, a servant of God
Not the devil's plaything that is a w*man
Anonymous No.150852778
>>150852620
Lilith did it for her. In return she has to spare Charlie, only killing her girlfriend so she can get back together with that nice boy Seviathan.
Anonymous No.150853373 >>150854167 >>150869245 >>150890577
Why does our father want to kill us? We are his descendants, we are his flesh and blood. Bitch, even Eve is made from his bloody rib, he fucked his genderbent copy, so why the fuck is he such a mean faggot towards us, his children?!
Anonymous No.150854038
>>150852620
Magic bullshit
Anonymous No.150854167 >>150869133
>>150853373
Because we failed him
Anonymous No.150855266
>>150851787
>Read about this failed retard regime that couldn't even last more than 20 years if you want to know how a retard regime could last longer than every civilization in existence
Anonymous No.150855450
>>150843508
>I will not make nephilim babies
>I will not make nephilim babies
>I will not make nephilim babies
Anonymous No.150857117
>>150843634
> Ctrl Ctrl Ctrl
She's tea-bagging
Anonymous No.150858818 >>150858840 >>150860266 >>150866582
Amazon posted the episode titles and synopsis
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Anonymous No.150860266 >>150865037 >>150869241
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>>150858818
............................

I'm already dying inside, viv did it yet again
Anonymous No.150860364 >>150861180 >>150861875 >>150869392
So who would be kill by our best girl Lute?
Lucifer or Vaggie?
Anonymous No.150861180
>>150860364
Perfect
Anonymous No.150861875 >>150869392
>>150860364
From a narrative standpoint, it'd have to be Lucifer. Vaggie doesn't feel "complete" as a character yet. Sure she had that whole song about fighting for love (which she was already doing), but she doesn't feel like she's really "earned" a death yet, as in it would feel like a cheap anticlimax. She does hardly anything but follow Charlie around so from a story perspective there's hardly any loss. Maybe that will change over the course of the season, though.

Lucifer dying, on the other hand, would make a bigger impact. He was the silver bullet against Adam, and his preexisting issues with Charlie were basically wrapped up in his debut episode so there aren't many loose ends left with him. Now that he's fully involved in the hotel, he's kind of a big roadblock to anything interesting happening to challenge Charlie, so his death would shake things up more.
Anonymous No.150862089
>>150840912 (OP)
OP I know you're a guy but you do realise this sounds exactly like the sort of thing a particularly nasty feminist would say right?

I could tell you most women (and by extension most feminists)aren't all that bad despite their human faults, but instead I'll point out that you are literally saying the same things that kind of person says, and on an anoymous imageboard like this you look like one of those people, so I think you need to go and rethink your perspective on women and try to be less cynical; because you are believing the very things that nastier feminists believe; they want you to think all women hate men

Don't fall into that trap
Anonymous No.150862128 >>150862694 >>150863285
>>150840912 (OP)
True undying love exists. I would absolutely go on a batshit insane warpath like Lute if someone killed my husband
Anonymous No.150862694 >>150862703 >>150862712 >>150862721
>>150862128
>Husband
You're a 30 year old man anon.
Anonymous No.150862703
>>150862694
gay marriage is legal anon
Anonymous No.150862712 >>150866590
>>150862694
Strange implication here by mentioning '30 year old' as if it's not normal for 30 year olds to be married. Mixed bait.
Anonymous No.150862721
>>150862694
Men love to imagine that the world is much worse than it is, I wonder what you get out of it
Anonymous No.150862826 >>150862921
>>150840912 (OP)
Yeah even by fictional standards this is nonsense. Women don't care about men, so if a woman becomes a widow she will replace her dead husband. If a woman is used to alphas banging her and he dies she will find another alpha male. And if she can't find another alpha male she simply stews in bitterness as a spinster bitching at the world but she won't actually seek revenge to honor the fallen man of hers. If she does take action she does it strictly for herself.

I think by now we are finished believing in bullshit Disney Romances. Women don't give a fuck about men the fact we have an industry of Divorce and False Rape Accusation should tell you how shitty women are. The whole tryhard Lute loves Adam bullshit simply annoys me due to how unrealistic it is.
Anonymous No.150862851 >>150862921
>>150852073
You do realize that Lilith was created by God himself and she instantly proved herself shitty in the actual old scripture. And then you have Eve also created by God and she betrayed God's trust before Adam. Lute being inherent trash should shock no one.

There are no waifus. There's a good reason mankind has invested money and technology on creating things like the myth of Pygmalion (he created his own wife brought to life from a sculpture), homonculus (an ideal manmade human), fembots, etc. Its because men get fed up with female bullshit and since Lute is made by God she's bound to be as trash as Lilith and Eve. What makes her trash is the deluded nonsense that she actually cares about Adam. That's an insult to male intellect especially in modern culture.
Anonymous No.150862861 >>150862921
>>150851741
A bad cartoon that sends a bad message that can delude and hurt many young men. Its full of swearing but its core message of Lute caring for Adam feels like a Disney Romance with all the l fuff, loyalty, empathy, etc. All the things women don't have for men.
Anonymous No.150862871 >>150862921
>>150846447
Men shall be replaced by ai, general technology, and when that happens do take notice how women choose to behave. You'll see they won't care, they will happily throw their fathers, brothers, sons, and grandsons into the fire. For crying out loud women celebrate abortions which is the killing of babies.
Anonymous No.150862890 >>150862917
>>150840912 (OP)
I sincerely hope Lute is killed off this season. She and Adam are nothing more than HYPOCRITES. They go around destroying sinner souls and yet allow Lilith to enter Heaven to use it as a vacation? I hate them both for doing that. And same to Sera because why would Sera who has no emotional ties to Adam and Lilith's melodrama even permit such a thing to occur in Heaven? The Queen of Hell making herself at home in Heaven is a huge insult. Sadly knowing Viv Lute and Sera will survive the events in Hazbin Hotel even though they deserve to be destroyed.
Anonymous No.150862917
>>150862890
Don't you have a hotel commercial to make Vaggie
Anonymous No.150862921
>>150862826
>>150862851
>>150862861
>>150862871
More proof that Lute Denyers live in an agony of their own making while Lute Enjoyers flourish in love and happyness
Anonymous No.150863285
>>150862128
>husband
You a fag?
Anonymous No.150863859
>>150840912 (OP)
>literally an angel
>cute short hair
>HATES faggots
I DEMAND a cute Lute wife right now
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Anonymous No.150864973 >>150864998
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Anonymous No.150865009 >>150865023
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Anonymous No.150865037
>>150860266
I understood that reference
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Anonymous No.150865055 >>150865070
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Anonymous No.150865096 >>150870259
>>150841041
>How can a reign maintain itself working with the top people being "i'm just kinda of a jerk and ignorant".
The same the French crown maintained itself before the revolution?
Anonymous No.150865382 >>150866469
How is Adam even "dead"? Where is going to go? Detroit?
Anonymous No.150866424
>>150841041
There’s a theory going around that the people in Heaven are brainwashed/memory wiped. But if that’s true, who could be behind the brainwashing?
Anonymous No.150866469
>>150865382
Nah mate, he's in Arkansa
Anonymous No.150866515 >>150871092
>>150858892
Calling it, the weapon is just Adam's corpse Frankensteined to life
Anonymous No.150866540 >>150866596 >>150866643
>>150840912 (OP)
>doesn't believe in genuine passionate heterosexual love
the absolute state of modern men
Anonymous No.150866582 >>150866684 >>150866725 >>150869392 >>150893087
>>150858818
>>150858840
>>150858861
>>150858892
Is it just me, or does this reek of filler season?
Anonymous No.150866590
>>150862712
Ironically, they're more likely. That whole "7 year itch" thing is a meme. The majority of divorces happen early
Anonymous No.150866596
>>150866540
Only because the dating scene is fucked and most men are jaded
Anonymous No.150866643
>>150866540
Unfortunately shit is fucked nowadays. Most ladies are shallow and guys only stand to lose with how things are
Anonymous No.150866684
>>150866582
I think Lucifer’s gonna die this season so idk.
Anonymous No.150866725 >>150869392
>>150866582
It feels like Vivzie just wants to get the heaven vs hell plotline out of the way so she can go back to focusing on angst.
Someone even mentioned it in the last thread. If the show were that interested in this idea of a "Heaven vs Hell apocalyptic" plot like this? Then it's strange that
>Michael
>Gabriel
>Four horsemen
>Gog
>Magog
And a ton of stuff you'd expect from such a plotline haven't even been hinted. Particularly when her supposed inspiration is the Bible, biblical apocrypha, and Paradise Lost. Just, where is all the crazy shit people wanted.
Anonymous No.150866759
>>150840912 (OP)
Lute isn't a human women, as an angel she is actually capable of love and loyalty
Anonymous No.150866833 >>150866897 >>150869173
>>150858892
So... basically heaven was right about everything and the second the exterminations stopped the sinners did exactly what heaven thought they would do.
Adam did nothing wrong and the exorcists were the good guys all along.
Anonymous No.150866891
>>150848876
I doubt it was her decision, she may be pissed but she will follow orders from Serah for the time being as we saw in the meeting scene leak.
Anonymous No.150866897 >>150867097
>>150866833
Kinda. It was more the Extermination losing than Hell denizens pulling shit on their own. Winning a big battle and taking down the first man leader during it got them hyped up.

That said they probably would have still pulled shit if left alone. It just would have taken longer and they probably would have been more cautious about it
Anonymous No.150867097 >>150867145 >>150867209 >>150869340 >>150869392 >>150894977
>>150866897
>That said they probably would have still pulled shit if left alone. It just would have taken longer and they probably would have been more cautious about it
The exorcisms have been going on for centuries if not longer, if anything it delayed hell trying to invade heaven for far longer than if hell had been left alone.

>Winning a big battle and taking down the first man leader during it got them hyped up.
speaking of which, where the fuck is Michael? He should be the one who brings down the hammer in these types of situations. Viv already fucked up Saint Peter, as Gate Keeper he was heavens bouncer, he absolutely had the power to cast down sinners and wasn't some limp wristed yes man.
Anonymous No.150867112
>>150844287
Most demons in this show are depressed
Anonymous No.150867145 >>150867558 >>150867603
>>150867097
Michael (and probably Gabriel) are their Doomguys chilling behind their "in case of emergency break glass"
Anonymous No.150867209
>>150867097
Oh god, they’re gonna twinkify Michael
Anonymous No.150867267 >>150867437
>>150844287
What if God is dead in the show, but no one actually knows he’s dead?
Anonymous No.150867437 >>150867471 >>150867603 >>150867627
>>150867267
More likely viv is gonna make him in to stereotypical selfish trust fund loser type who just happens to be god but has never done anything of note other than create Serah. She already wiped her as as with the founding myth that god created the earth, she made it so Serah made everything in existence. She also changed the origin of man story, made man and woman equal, then proceeded to blame everything bad on men.
Anonymous No.150867471 >>150869305
>>150867437
To add to this, never forget that the writer of this show is a fat, mid 30's, childless, nepo baby woman.
She is every negative stereotype about millennial women.
Anonymous No.150867558
>>150867145
I would think the excoriates being defeated, the first man being killed, and putting heaven on lockdown is a break glass moment. Then again, Serah is shown to be kinda a cunt and doesn't even give a shit about Adams death despite him dying doing her dirty work. Doesn't seem like she's ever had to face consequences for bad decisions
Anonymous No.150867603 >>150868653
>>150867145
Hard to say because I still remember when everyone thought >>150867437
WERE Michael and Gabriel.
It is also very likely that Lucifer and Michael didn't even fight here considering that Michael canonically does battle with "the dragon" design given to Satan rather.
Frankly I wouldn't be surprised if the lore here is literally
>Other sins, including Lucifer leave peacefully
>Satan throws a bitchfit
>Michael kicks his ass
>This is why Satan larps that he was in hell before the others
Anonymous No.150867627
>>150867437
But you’d think he’d make a presence after his top killer just got put six feet under.
And if that’s what they’re gonna do to God, what are they gonna do to Michael?
Anonymous No.150868653 >>150870817
>>150867603
Are they gonna try to make Michael and Lucifer make up? Like, after Lucifer presumably gets his ass kicked by Vox?
Anonymous No.150869133
>>150854167
HOW?! Because we lived and fucked?! He himself was constantly fucking angelic whores in heaven, why the fuck can't we?!
Anonymous No.150869173 >>150869396 >>150883330
>>150866833
The only thing he and the exorcists did wrong was leave their weapons behind. Even if their weapons couldn't be used against them, it's still sloppy work.
Anonymous No.150869241
>>150860266
you fixate about things you dont have access to. The regular sex-havers wont laugh at those sex jokes that much as well. Thats also why hazbin hotel resonates well with the incel crowd
Anonymous No.150869245 >>150869399 >>150879034 >>150879062
>>150853373
Because many of em are degenerate assholes and this Adam in particular had it rough on the family front.

>First wife Proto Woman betrays him and fucks off with snake prick
>Second wife made with his rib betrays him due to his first wife and snake prick pulling shenanigans. Snake prick may or may not have banged her too. Gets them both kicked out of paradise
>Possible paranoia Abel may not be his kid but maybe loves him anyway
>Other kid Cain pulls the ol First Murder and kills Abel. Then gets cursed by the G Man Upstairs for that shit. So his first two shots at kids is a fucking shitshow just like his first two wives
>Has to muck about shit world but makes mankind. Apparently enough to get him into Heaven when he passes away
>Can presumably watch mankind over the ages
>See all the fucking bullshit they cause and general retardation. Most of em end up in Hell with snake prick
>Just reminds him of all the failure and betrayal. Wants them destroyed
>Only true OG ride or die girl in his entire existence was a lady Angel
Anonymous No.150869301 >>150869544
>>150840912 (OP)
Let me ask you a question. What if Lute sat on your face after a long day of working up a sweat in the training yard?
Anonymous No.150869305 >>150875640
>>150867471
I can respect people based on their merit, and she has a good work ethic
Anonymous No.150869340
>>150867097
>speaking of which, where the fuck is Michael? He should be the one who brings down the hammer in these types of situations.
Adam's audition summary stated he was the military leader of all of heaven's army, aka Michael's role. Adam is also the same person as Michael in some takes on christianity.
I suggest not going in expecting Michael.
Anonymous No.150869392 >>150870440 >>150870817
>>150860364
>>150861875
Lucifer dying was rumored back when the leaks happened. The screenshot of his dying hand is fake but the rumor happened a day before that.
>>150866582
It is. Season 3 is the real story she wants to tell. Another rumor is that it will be about Charlie being an accident baby that is the reason why evil exists or some shit.
>>150866725
Anon, Viv doesn't care about biblical lore. This show is about her OCs first. Even if she did, she would butcher it like she did with Adam.
>>150867097
Viv is scared to commit too much to biblical shit anyways. God and Jesus showing up is in the air, let alone Michael. The war in heaven likely didn't happen in this universe.
Anonymous No.150869396 >>150869413
>>150869173
Written by Sloppy writers, buddy, Vivzie
Anonymous No.150869399
>>150869245
So here you have a kind grandfather with fucking stories.
Anonymous No.150869413 >>150869541
>>150869396
Kek, I love this shit.
Anonymous No.150869541
>>150869413
Thank buddy, Vivzie to be exact was what I meant
Anonymous No.150869544
>>150869301
Lute would rather be on the receiving end of facesitting. From Adam.
Anonymous No.150870114 >>150870333
fat...
Anonymous No.150870259
>>150865096
You don't get it, do you? Even the french had true reasoning and "principles", smart people can make stupid decisions, my problem is:

>hey why we do stuff in heaven?
>"huuuh, don't know, we are just better"

This is made in such a manniqueistic way that it crushes any attempt to be taken seriously, it wouldn't bother me if they werent trying to be serious.
Anonymous No.150870333 >>150870427
>>150870114
She wants to be mating pressed by that big fuck.
Anonymous No.150870427 >>150875640
>>150870333
trips confirm
Anonymous No.150870440 >>150870749
>>150869392
You gotta be shitting me
Anonymous No.150870549 >>150870719 >>150870751 >>150870874 >>150871239 >>150872176 >>150879137 >>150891806 >>150894955 >>150894994
>>150858892
>Secret weapon
Place your bets
>Random device he made
>Adam corpse
>Sinner Adam
>Lute brainwashed
>Root / Eve
>A heaven gun!
Anonymous No.150870719
>>150870549
I think it’s gonna be one of those sharks Vox has transforms into like a kaiju that kicks Lucifer’s ass.
Anonymous No.150870749 >>150870762
>>150870440
About what
Anonymous No.150870751 >>150894994
>>150870549
Anonymous No.150870758
>>150840912 (OP)
tons of women mourn the abusive man they knew with a medium-large dick who OD'd
Anonymous No.150870762 >>150871022
>>150870749
I really wanted to see Michael in this show. There’s some potential here, I swear.
Anonymous No.150870817 >>150870924
>>150869392
I'm well aware
>>150868653
I doubt it but here's my larger take. Michael mostly likely wouldn't show, that said. I could see Vivzie
>Putting him in in a completely inconsequential or comedic role to troll the audience
>Putting him in in the sense that we hear the names of the existing angels
>WILD CARD: Putting him in in a completely inconsequential role while keeping him exactly as powerful and badass as everyone wants him to be, but he decided he'd just sit this one out to troll the audience, shows up as a gag once or twice
What you've said is basically the only alternative to either completely villifying him or deliberately making him some kind of joke character because the reality is what Michael interferes with is the woobification of Lucifer. In most takes, Michael's power level is directly tied to his humility compared to Lucifer's pride. His ability to do the job without letting it go to his head.
You can't really do that unless it's something like Glinda and Elphaba.
Anonymous No.150870874
>>150870549
I hope this happen, but a lot messier and bloodier
Anonymous No.150870924 >>150871098
>>150870817
I know you’re right, but I don’t wanna accept it.
Anonymous No.150871022
>>150870762
>I want to see Michael in this show
>Monkey paw curls
>It's the worst possible incarnation of him
>He's some twink that gets BTFO
Anon, look at Saint Peter. Michael will fare a worse fate simply because Lucifer is Viv's favorite character and is the only other notable person that has beef with her sad boy.
Anonymous No.150871092
>>150866515
You might actually be onto something, given Baxter's inclusion. In the old episode pitches, I remember there being a plot in which one of his creations goes on a rampage in the Hotel. So him reanimating a corpse doesn't seem too farfetched.

He's probably under Vox's employ, too.
Anonymous No.150871098 >>150871184 >>150871385
>>150870924
I get the feeling. The more this set in for me, the more it felt like the first time where a show had actively swindled me.
Vivzie uses just enough of the actual lore to make you feel like the show is gonna utilize it akin to Shin Megami Tensei or Supernatural, but the further you get into it, ya get fucking Mimzy or Carmilla Carmine or whatever.
Helluva makes it 10x worse, you get to all the named Seven Deadly Sins and the Ars Goeta and assume that means they're gonna do something interesting with this stuff only for it to pull back last second.
Anonymous No.150871184
>>150871098
But, listen.
Well, I don’t think he’ll get his ass kicked.
Worst case scenario, they’re gonna make him get all buddy-buddy with Lucifer.
I don’t know how to describe this, but like, being made to get along with his brother?
It’d be cliche as fuck.
Really, I just want a character that isn’t just a Saturday morning cartoon villain that provides a challenge to the main cast without going β€œI’m evil muahahaha”.
Anonymous No.150871239
>>150870549
Adam corpse
Anonymous No.150871385 >>150871650
>>150871098
I just..
She has a fucking gold mine here, and she could strike that thing with the force of Thor’s hammer.
And yet, she… makes them all fucking twinks!
This is like the worst edging session of my life, because she can make a good episode (I know, don’t shoot me), but REFUSES TO!
Anonymous No.150871650 >>150871673
>>150871385
This shit is so frustrating I'm making my own concept because fuck getting blue balled by Californians. Doesn't matter if it never goes anywhere, I need to get it out of my system.
Anonymous No.150871673 >>150871721
>>150871650
Totally would love to see it.

Oh, btw, this is 150871184. It changed my number when I left my tab open.
Anonymous No.150871721 >>150871765
>>150871673
Would love to share it but I'm in the early stages of designing this stuff and doing research. And I'm paranoid of people stealing my ideas before it's ready. But trust that there is at least one person is trying to make something out of this blue balling.
Anonymous No.150871765 >>150871862
>>150871721
Oh, yeah, totally understandable.

Just one thing though: If you make a Charlie-esque character, don’t make them too much of a naive jackass.
Or Cutefy Lucifer.
Anonymous No.150871862 >>150872030
>>150871765
Demons are evil. I'm tired of 'Hell and Lucifer Good, Heaven and God Bad' in pop culture and I know a bunch of people feel the same.
Anonymous No.150872030
>>150871862
There’s nothing wrong with the concept, as long as it’s written good.

The problem with Hazbin is that the show’s writing feels like it was wrote back in 2014, and it ruins the composition of the project.

You can do the β€œHeaven bad” thing. All you have to do is put in the proper analysis and critique as to why each side is bad.
Anonymous No.150872176 >>150872196
>>150870549
Its probably brainwashed Lucifer
Anonymous No.150872196
>>150872176
I thought that was disproven?
Anonymous No.150872230 >>150873191 >>150883155
Vox and (Sinner) Adam teaming up to become the new kings of hell never ever
Anonymous No.150873191 >>150883155
>>150872230
>Implying Adam wouldn't wreck Vox immediately after
Anonymous No.150873404 >>150875185
Anonymous No.150875185 >>150876133
>>150873404
It's wild that Japanese actually watch this shit, worse part is they have no context of how vivzie utterly butchered the source material
Anonymous No.150875640 >>150875731
>>150869305
>and she has a good work ethic
Where? At the buffet?
Production for this has been a shitshow, it's carried entirely by the staff for what I have seen.The one bit of credit I will give her is she somehow managed to assemble an unusually high amount competent White staff to put this together.

>>150870427
I don't think Adam is quite as fat as fan art wants him to be. I could see him having a gut but given the exercise he gets he is probably more strong-fat than anything else given how well he fought and that he doesn't get winded.
Anonymous No.150875731
>>150875640
>to assemble an unusually high amount competent White staff to put this together
yep, thats the jews for ya
Anonymous No.150876133 >>150876153 >>150876248
>>150875185
source material as in the bibles? her version is more fun
Anonymous No.150876153
>>150876133
Tumblrite spotted, take her out
Anonymous No.150876248
>>150876133
The show had potential to be more than just "Tumblr the show" faggot.
Anonymous No.150877113 >>150877123
>>150840912 (OP)
lute sexoo
Anonymous No.150877123
>>150877113
Anonymous No.150877163 >>150879778 >>150890553
>>150840912 (OP)
She's not sad Adam died. She's sad that Adam's philosophy failed. It's why her hallucination of Adam still wears the mask. It's her own mind mocking her for her failure.
Anonymous No.150877216 >>150877226
Anonymous No.150877226 >>150877264
>>150877216
Anonymous No.150877228 >>150881574 >>150882434
>>150841041
>Prepotent
Ok ESL spic
Anonymous No.150877264
>>150877226
Anonymous No.150878646 >>150883072
Confess.
Anonymous No.150879034
>>150869245
if viv wasn't in charge, this could have been an excelent way to milk the consequences of killing him.
just because you get what you want, doesn't mean it was what you needed type of deal.
imagine heaven loses and charlie has to watch it become another hell while countless innocents pay for it, essentially the afterlife is ruined and its her fault.
lucifer and lilith begin to see that maybe it wasn't a good idea to win since evil is destroying everything good to the point nothing is left and maybe see the light way too late.
then it spreads to earth and humanity is wiped out by sinners and hellborns.
afterwards it is an endless shitshow in which things are so bad that it isn' worth living and they can't escape creation.
everyone now is in a perpetual state of suffering, everyone resposible feel actual remorse over their actions, they know about adam and finally emphatize with him, so they will make a sacrifice to finally end this madness.
so...charlie uses a time-machine to save adam from dying and keeping the status quo like before, maybe even killing past charlie and take over just to have peace at last.
she rather deal with yearly or bi-annual exterminations than transforming creation into something worse than hell through her dream.
Anonymous No.150879062 >>150879240
>>150869245
>Second wife made with his rib betrays him due to his first wife and snake prick pulling shenanigans. Snake prick may or may not have banged her too. Gets them both kicked out of paradise
Kind of want an air head bimbo eve that's hot and extremely gullible.

Like at a cartoonish level a demon could walk up to her offer a food and she just says "okay" and eats it. Doesn't even actually look at before taking a bite.
Anonymous No.150879137
>>150870549
Ramiel.
if I was viv then besides getting a bypass, I definitely am pulling some angelic weapons inspired by neon genesis evangelion.
Anonymous No.150879240
>>150879062
the apple probably split eve into 2 beings in one body, one is pure good and the other pure evil.
one eve is a gullible cinnamon role and the other is the scariest being you can encounter.
Anonymous No.150879778 >>150891297
>>150877163
Wrong. She's sad because Adam died because she is in love with Adam, not his philosophy, she loves the man. They make this completely explicitly clear in the full episode. We don't know if he reciprocates. Have you seen the leak?
>But he's wearing his helmet
Yeah, he often wore it in (after)life too, and she wore hers half the time as well. 5 dollars says the hallucination wears the helmet because Sinner Adam is going to look like the mask and we're eventually going to see both of them at the same time. It's more visually striking for the audience.
Anonymous No.150881574
>>150877228
Takes one to know one.
Anonymous No.150882434 >>150882677 >>150882727 >>150882776
>>150877228
I know spanish, portuguese and a little english, you just talk in one language, I could kill you with one punch.
Anonymous No.150882677
>>150882434
>I know spanish, portuguese and a little english, you just talk in one language, I could kill you with one punch.
>"I fear not the man who can speak 1,000 languages, I fear the man who can fuck up one language 1,000 ways"
>- Green Hornet
Anonymous No.150882727 >>150882969 >>150882969
>>150882434
>anon is a brazilian mutt by his own description
>he even added a threat to confirm this
kek
Anonymous No.150882776 >>150882969
>>150882434
>That manchild answer
sorry anon we just can't take you seriously no more.
Anonymous No.150882777
>>150849729
it's literally just burger panty and stocking you retard
Anonymous No.150882969
>>150882727
>>150882776
>>150882727
Everyone needs to sleep at night, take care of yourselves, prepare for unforeseem consequences
Anonymous No.150883072
>>150878646
I'm a firm believer that Alex Brightman need to demonstrate more vocal range if the fandom is gonna keep treating him like a rising star in voice acting. He's got a good voice but he's only managed it within the context of two shows in the same universe meaning he hasn't really gotten to experiment with the kinds of projects he can take.
I'd wanna see how he takes on a character in a series with a vastly different tone. Even something still comedic like Plastic Man in a DC animated movie would be a far different arena from the vocal direction given for something like Hazbin or Helluva but feels like that would be a good test of his range, maybe let him do some voice work for some vidya
Anonymous No.150883155
>>150872230
>>150873191
I think adam should rule in the shadows and be stronger than anyone except lucifer yet now able to harm the fallen seraphim.
imagine if his connection to humanity grants him the power of every single sinner that had ever lived, he can use the powers of ALL the overlords that ever existed and do them better.
yet he decides to play the long game on the background and get shit done, he is this mysterious yet allmighty stranger pulling strings and subtle moves.
Anonymous No.150883330 >>150884567
>>150869173
Except for helluva faggot implies that someone is doing shit with those leftovers since there's the special gun in S1E5
Anonymous No.150884533
>>150840912 (OP)
What if it's a daughter whose father she was close to died?
Anonymous No.150884567 >>150892180
>>150883330
in hindsight, I do wonder if adam purporsefully left that shit there in order to let sinners kill themselves and each other with those, essentially purging themselves.
it is devious and in tune with him to pull that one, shit it'll desestabilize the overlords power due to their soul contracts having suicide as a way out.
Anonymous No.150887749
>>150840912 (OP)
>We want the Jinx audience
Anonymous No.150890283
>>150840912 (OP)
My mom would be sad
Anonymous No.150890305
Because lute isn't a human whore, she's a pure blooded angel, that's why she's capable of actually caring about /ourboy/
Anonymous No.150890453
>>150840912 (OP)
She's not a human woman
Anonymous No.150890527 >>150891443 >>150891918
>>150843663
>>150843694
>>150843755
Yurifags about to be BTFO when the episode finally releases and it's revealed that Lute had feelings for Adam
Anonymous No.150890542 >>150894740
>>150840912 (OP)
she deserved to be the head of the exorcists not fucking Abel, Is Sera smoking crack?
Anonymous No.150890553
>>150877163
>He has not seen the leaks
Kek you keep telling yourself that
Anonymous No.150890577
>>150853373
If you were a murderer, rapist, cannibal or anything combination of the 3 I'd want to kill you too
Anonymous No.150891297
>>150879778
I'd think sinner adam or franken adam would resemble more of the face underneath for that man vs monster contrast
Anonymous No.150891443
>>150890527
wait, you mean to tell me it wasn't obvious enough already?
Anonymous No.150891797
>>150840912 (OP)
Anonymous No.150891806
>>150870549
Unlicensed Robo-Loona
Anonymous No.150891918 >>150894903 >>150894976
>>150890527
Wait is she saying their relationship was vile because the two are both girls???
I thought it was because it's an angel and a demon in love, which is antithetical to what Lute and the others believe in...
Anonymous No.150892180 >>150893119
>>150884567
>frat bro dipshit is the mastermind
Oh yeah like when he sang the im the mastermind dong and masterminded himself into being poor
O wait
Anonymous No.150892331
>>150843707
>Amy whispering on lute ear: let's eat eachother pussy, that's what adam would've wanted.
Anonymous No.150893087
>>150866582
A little bit, but there are some important things happening. We get to find out about Alastor's story, we get to see how Pentious redemption changes the whole Hazbin deal, some major characters seemingly die, certain relationships are confirmed and all that jazz. So I don't know if "filler" but more setup so certain major events later make more sense. Kinda like Invincible season 2, but shorter, so not as boring.
Anonymous No.150893119
>>150892180
he retired or straight up stopped existing
either way shit will get worse with time due to his absence.
Anonymous No.150893410 >>150894886
>>150843433
man, anderson was the fucking best
Anonymous No.150893507 >>150893513
>>150840912 (OP)
Anonymous No.150893513
>>150893507
Reference
Anonymous No.150894740
>>150890542
The Seraphim sisters claimed it's because they thought Lute is too much of a violent hothead.
Anonymous No.150894886
>>150893410
in hindsight...having anderson as a final boss in hazbin hotel would been fantastic.
he makes adam looks sane and sound when it comes to killing ungodly creatures, shit imagine anderson as an exorcist alongside his flock, they would have terrorized pride and traumatize everyone.
Anonymous No.150894903 >>150894976
>>150891918
Im pretty sure it was meant to be a double entendre
Anonymous No.150894955
>>150870549
A Demoninator to turn angels into demons!
Anonymous No.150894976
>>150891918
>>150894903
eh, vile because they're girls, blasphemous because it's angel and demon.
makes sense
Anonymous No.150894977
>>150867097
Its really funny how so many replicas of Viv's style are much better than anything in the show.
Anonymous No.150894994
>>150870549
>>150870751
>Seriously, why do we have Heaven Guns?
>I mean, I don't wanna be that guy, I like it here, but honestly, why is this not a bigger issue?
Anonymous No.150894995
>>150849729
The japanese unironically love the christian aesthetic. Anime is fucking full of it.
Anonymous No.150895054 >>150895142
>>150840912 (OP)
>Thinly vailed incel thread.
Anonymous No.150895142 >>150895436 >>150895826
>>150895054
>Vailed
ESLsissy...
Anonymous No.150895436
>>150895142
>anon has never heard of a typo before
Grim
Anonymous No.150895500
>>150840912 (OP)
You're just mad that no woman would ever be sad if you died.
Anonymous No.150895826
>>150895142
Seems like I hit a nerve.