Thread 150844329

For me personally? It's Adam.

>>150844329 (OP)
Based

For EVERYONE it's Adam.

>>150844329 (OP)
Imagine the hugs.

>>150844329 (OP)
This was his Daily duty

>>150845558
in Gravity she still has gold blood on her uniform from the final battle lol this woman is an autist

>/co/ self-inserts as the morbidly obese guy
Sounds about right

>>150846574
>/co/ self-inserts as Adam
Maybe if I keep saying it it'll become true

>>150845322
Comfy

>>150846574
Of course

he never loved Lute

>>150848268
t. vaggie

>>150848268
wrong

>>150848268
she won't fuck you Vaggie

Adam is a big guy.

For me it's Beelzebub. My natural sin is sloth, but I would enjoy good meal if it was served by queen bee.

>>150850482
For Lute.

>>150844329 (OP)
Literally did nothing wrong and was proven right immediately

>Adam: If we don't kill the sinners their will be to many and they'll attack heaven
>Charlie (retard): Nuh uh we can redeem them
>Fights to protect order and heaven
>Charlie the daughter of the devil and the original whore, teaches literal evil cannibals rapist and sinners how to kill and eat angels
>Literally fights all of hell and the devil himself
>Dies in arms of woman he loves, smiling through the pain
>Immediately proven right now that sinners know about divine weapons they are planning to kill angels and take over heaven

How is he the bad guy again?

>>150846574
self insert? Anon i...dont know how to tell you this..

>>150846574
Big guys are the best, go eat your dinner and drink the protein shake, twink

Would you feed Adam junk food and play with his fat belly?

>>150850790
>Lute makes 50 posts like these on Heaven 4chan every day

>>150850790
Would he have a lot of subcutaneous fat, making the belly wobbly and jiggly, or would he be one of those guys that get huge pregnant looking round tummy?

>>150850842
>4christ

>>150850711

Look at that FAT angel booty.

>>150850862
ChrisChan?

im into this

>Lute's in charge of the Exorcist chore rota
>Always gives herself the job of bringing Adam's lunch, the others are too scared of her to say anything

Is Adam a messy eater?

>>150850845

Whatever you like. He’s down to eagerly binge.

>wife is tricked by Lucifer into eating the apple, possibly seduced too based on his lil joke
>Adam proved to be the worthy of Heaven and forgave her, left Eden with her and founded humanity with her
Adam was the better man.

>>150850965

Very likely.

>>150850975
Heavenly, my kind of guy, I am going to stuff him full with cookies I baked with love, and he will have to lick all the whipped cream from my body, or get whipped himself.

Imagine you bring Adam fast food slop for his lunch and you got to watch him eat it like a pig. Then he kissed you and accidentally belches in your mouth.

Lute could be posting here

i fucking hate lucifer so goddamn much

>>150851125

I do love my fat angels hedonistic. I would lick his bloated belly, while pinching and squeezing the engorged gut.


>>150851170

Of course she is, sweating profusely as she imagines fattening Adam up. Her personal blimp.

>>150851205

Lute has such personal dreams of fattening him up.

>>150850482
>>150850622
For everyone except Sera...

>>150851307

Sera snuck glances at Adam’s obese butt. So did Emily.


Overfeeding Adam is one of Heaven’s secret vices.

Why are women like this?

>>150851712

Urges.

>>150851307
>>150851403
that...explains A LOT.

>>150852446

If he returns as a Sinner, he’ll be a BLOB in Hell.

>>150852806
>Look out behind you Lute it's THE BLOB!

>>150852806
I hope Sinner Adam has a huge thick draconic tail.

>>150852825

More like this but gigantically obese. More for Lute to cuddle.


>>150853045

And a big round belly,

>>150853061
This picture looks so comfy. I bet he's warm as fuck to the touch.

>>150853203

He’s like Lute’s massive soft thermal cushion.

>>150853281
Massive soft thermal cushion with a dick. He strikes me as the type to not pull out straight away after sex and they'd start drifting to sleep while it's still inside until is softens and slips out.

>>150853515

He also loves to binge while making out.

>>150854222
He's probably pretty good at eating pussy

Hug Adam. Kiss Adam. Cuddle Adam. Suck Adam's dick. Bake cookies for Adam. Climb into Adam's cassock. Sleep with Adam. Sleep with Adam, but this time actually sleep. Sing with Adam. Slaughter Adam's enemies. Tousle Adam's hair. Hug Adam again.

I want to feel Adam's butt.

That's your grandpa, you know.

still would. so fucking hard

>>150844329 (OP)
I wish we got to see more mask-off Adam in season 1.

>>150848268
He’s in love with himself first and foremost, but the weak smile he gives her at the end when she comes to his side as he’s dying was true affection and appreciation that she was there. Everyone else had left him, except for Lute who was with him until the end. He had also named all of the exorcists after women’s body parts…except for Lute. His Lieutenant. He definitely showed “love” for her in that he respects her more than all of the others, she’s his number 1 girl.

>After he died, He was sent back to earth
What will he do?

With the way Adam died, having his favorite person by his side and with a smile, I can honestly imagine him being fucking pissed at coming back to life. Sure, it wasn't a ceremonious death, but he would've been robbed of a nice final moment with someone he cared about, but now he has to deal with living in Hell.

>>150861211
Didn’t he name her Lute because it’s obscure slang for dick?

>>150863054
It's obscure slang for vagina, not dick. And it's a triple entendre: it's a heavenly instrument, it's short for lieutenant, and it's pussy.

>>150850875
No, you're thinking of 4-cent garbage.

>>150864718
Cute.

>>150864718
Adam feeds Lute a single marshmallow every time she does something good.

>>150862810
I believe he would pull a lilith and simply chill at last in the gardens of elysium or a beach in envy.
probably will get joined by lute after she dies a second time.
in a way, he got his final resting place and whatever mess is happening will no longer concern him as he tried and failed to do something...and I can't wait for charlie to see how her wish fucks reality so bad she'll beg for exterminations.

>>150861929
Maybe bang some chicks and see what Cain is up to. May or may not also dislike the state of earth

>>150865525
>Minecraft cake

>>150852446
>>150865525

>>150865182
>Maybe bang some chicks
Those are his progeny. Notice he never expresses attraction to any of his descendants, only heavenly beings and Charlie.

>>150866398
This. He mentions hooking up with a 'Virtue chick' which sounds like it must be a heavenborn

>>150865182
>Cain
That would be interesting

>>150868422
>The twist is he isnt crying from laughter, but that he will never die

>>150850790
Yes.

>Adam is dead
>Abel is in Heaven
>Lilith fucked off
Are Eve and Cain in Hell? What's the canon on them?

>>150869307
Cain's probably still walking around earth. I could imagine him be a helluva boss ep

>>150869371
>I could imagine him be a helluva boss ep

>Oof didn't know you could get fucking herpes around the eye! I think we're doing you a favor fuck-face!
>If only you could kill me...

>>150869307
Eve is Root and is currently in possession of Adam's soul, trust me.

>>150869613
>>150869371
>Cain tells them that he has some informers in hell and has heard about what happened to stolas and the I.M.P
>Cain then starts singing about how he never saw a nice Ars Gaotia

>I watched the ark float when the waters rose,
>Saw pyramids stacked by sunburnt toes.
>Heard trumpets at Troy until the horse walked in,
>Counted Rome’s legions as they lost and sinned.
>Saw Byzantium glitter, then the banners fall,
>Watched Charlemagne crown kings in a shadowed hall.
>I’ve sat through plagues that emptied every street —
>But I’ve never met a nice Ars Goetia yet to greet.
>Stolas stays quiet about it

He won.

>>150869200
>>150865525
>>150857432
I want a badass goth angel girl to fold my laundry...

Who did it better?

>>150872960
I think Lute would have stopped those planes.

>>150874183
Implying she'd save sinners

>>150861929
Get stuck hanging out with Panty & Stocking.

>>150874288
We aren't sorted in this world like we are in the afterlife. There would definitely be winners mixed in there.

>>150874288
>>150875048
This, Lute thought it was cowardly that Sir Pentious allowed that one serial killer to keep killing prostitutes. She would intervene to save human lives. Once you actually reach Hell though all bets are off.

You know I never realized how weird Jesus must be for a lot of the important Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss characters like Lucifer and the Sins. Cause he's like, their dad, but also their brother. Like when Lucifer tries to tempt Jesus multiple times in the Bible, I wonder how weirded out or intimidated he might have been from interacting with his Brother-Dad

>>150872260
>https://files.catbox.moe/my4hob.mp4

nice

Adam's facial expressions never fail to entertain me way more than they should

>>150857432
fuckin' hell

That's hot AND cute

>>150875520
>jesus shows up
>he becomes charlies awkward dad uncle
would be kino
charlie needs more dads

>>150844329 (OP)
Consider

>>150874183
>Lute teams up with Marky Mark to leave a lot of blood
Is it kino?