Death Battle
Discuss Clive vs Dante.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:27:46 AM
No.150844484
>>150844526
Which Death Battle character saves dick by giving it CPR?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:28:40 AM
No.150844494
>>150844529
>>150844870
OOOOOOHHHHHH NO!
THEY KNOW HE'LL NEVER GO
3 - 0
KWABZILLA!!
Puny lizard? SMASHED
Ultima? SMASHED
Hopes of going 3-0? SMASHED
Marvel's losing streak? SMASHED
Japan's win streak? SMASHED
Goku's hopes of someone joining him in the 0-3 club? SMASHED
Trans nihilists? SMASHED
Mei Kamino's tender college age pussy? SMASHED
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:29:52 AM
No.150844507
How many times has Death Battle gotten fraudchecked by actual canon and authors of characters they pit together? Must have happened a bunch of times by this point.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:30:46 AM
No.150844510
>>150844771
>>150844506
You are strong Hulkbro.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:31:41 AM
No.150844519
>>150844549
>I LOST... TO A YT WOMAN... WHO USED NOVEL SCALING AGAINST ME?! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE HERALD SCALING MY FELLOW BBC SPADE QUEENS PROMISED ME?!? I'M A MARVEL STREET TIER!! I NEEDED HERALD SCALING!!! SO INSTEAD OF WINNING AND BREEDING THAT LIL YT SNO BUNNY WIT MUH BBC, MY BODYLESS HEAD IS BEING FORCED TO WATCH HER GETTING FUCKED BY A BWC!!! AND THEY'RE DESTROYING THE ENTIRE BUILDING SO MY HEAD WILL BE LOST IN THE RUBBLE!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SEX SCALING, MARVEL?!
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:32:37 AM
No.150844526
>>150844484
you and only you
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:32:56 AM
No.150844529
>>150845687
>>150845711
>>150844494
>>150844506
You may think you're getting a rise out of me, but I have come to understand
I have come to understand that it is okay to go 2-1
I have come to understand that it is okay to lose to the Hulk
I have come to accept that we can't win every fight
I realize that 2-1 is a respectable record and I should be proud of it
So what if Ultima couldn't clutch it?
I accept my defeat with dignity and hold my head high
I refuse to be like the Asurajeets and seethe about it for over a year
I will be... A better man
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:35:28 AM
No.150844549
>>150844519
KEKKYPOOOOOOOW
YABADABA DOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:36:02 AM
No.150844555
>>150848704
>>150848767
Is it bad that I'm more excited for Dante's fraud check than I am for Christmas?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:40:21 AM
No.150844587
>>150844601
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:41:50 AM
No.150844601
>>150844885
>>150845390
>>150844587
Eve gets to victory plap THAT?
>captcha:4PGAY
>*BRRRRAAAAAAPP*
>"Mmm wow Jenny! Your rancid farts turn me on so much!"
>*BRRRAAAP*
>"Oh dear is that Mexican food I smell? I really should thank you for installing this Realistic Fart Feature just for me!"
>*BBRRRAAAAPP*
>"Oh GOD XJ9 my LOVE it smells just like a rotten carcass left on the side of the road! My favorite!"
>*BBRRRRAAAAAAAPP*
>"Robot farts shouldn't turn me on so much but I am about to cum buckets if I smell-"
>*BBBRAAAAAPPP*
>"OH JENNY YOU ATE OLD SUSHI JUST FOR ME? JUST TO GIVE ME MY FAVORITE FART SMELLS?! OH GOD I'M GONNA HAVE THE BIGGEST ORGASM OF MY LIFE!!!!"
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:55:30 AM
No.150844705
Loving can hurt
Loving can hurt sometimes
But it's the only thing that I know
When it gets hard
You know it can get hard sometimes
It is the only thing that makes us feel alive
We keep this love in a photograph
We made these memories for ourselves
Where our eyes are never closing
Hearts are never broken
Times forever frozen still
So you can keep me
Inside the pocket
Of your ripped jeans
Holding me closer
'Til our eyes meet
You won't ever be alone
Wait for me to come home
Loving can heal
Loving can mend your soul
And it's the only thing that I know (know)
I swear it will get easier
Remember that with every piece of ya
And it's the only thing we take with us when we die
We keep this love in a photograph
We made these memories for ourselves
Where our eyes are never closing
Hearts were never broken
Times forever frozen still
So you can keep me
Inside the pocket
Of your ripped jeans
Holding me closer
'Til our eyes meet
You won't ever be alone
And if you hurt me
That's OK, baby, only words bleed
Inside these pages you just hold me
And I won't ever let you go
Wait for me to come home
Wait for me to come home
Wait for me to come home
Wait for me to come home
Oh you can fit me
Inside the necklace you got when you were sixteen
Next to your heartbeat
Where I should be
Keep it deep within your soul
And if you hurt me
Well, that's OK, baby, only words bleed
Inside these pages you just hold me
And I won't ever let you go
When I'm away
I will remember how you kissed me
Under the lamppost
Back on 6th street
Hearing you whisper through the phone
"Wait for me to come home"
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:03:59 AM
No.150844771
>>150844777
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:04:50 AM
No.150844777
>>150844795
>>150845552
>>150844771
400 times STRONGER!!! REMEMBER!!!
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:06:50 AM
No.150844795
>>150844871
>>150844777
Post SSJ3 not jobbing
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:16:50 AM
No.150844866
>>150844469 (OP)
it's a shame you can't really use the bahamut fight for destructive feats when it's probably the coolest fight in the game other than odin
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:17:09 AM
No.150844870
>>150844494
>>150844506
hulkfags still sobbing that hulk died to godzilla in 616 canon.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:17:14 AM
No.150844871
>>150844795
I-I I I um I. Y-you weren't supposed to ask about that!
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:18:10 AM
No.150844878
>>150845995
>>150846646
>AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:19:05 AM
No.150844885
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:20:57 AM
No.150844897
>>150844958
Clive? What a faggot.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:30:02 AM
No.150844958
>>150844897
The fuck did he do?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:36:18 AM
No.150845002
...
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:37:29 AM
No.150845015
>>150845109
Meteor level btw?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:41:41 AM
No.150845043
>>150844639
QUIT POSTING THIS YOU FUCKING CUNT FOR THE LAST TIME I WAS SHITPOSTING
Shut up. SHUT THE FUCK UP. Nobody gives two shits about that retarded fucking jobber clown. Stop bringing that bitch up. NOW.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:51:06 AM
No.150845109
>>150845131
>>150845135
>>150845015
Adult Finn is stronger than fiction
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:52:26 AM
No.150845115
>>150845168
>>150845090
But enough about JOBulk...
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:54:29 AM
No.150845129
>>150845168
>>150845090
Nobody brought up Alucard though
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:54:54 AM
No.150845131
>>150845372
>>150845109
Going by STATEMENTS alone, Simon (Ice King) could take down armies. Finn's best statement?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:55:14 AM
No.150845135
>>150845147
>>150845109
Adult Finn died a virgin tho
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:57:13 AM
No.150845147
>>150845135
Farmworld Finn fucked
Fionna fucked
Mainline Finn? Got diddled by Lumpy Space Princess.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:57:59 AM
No.150845156
>>150845168
>>150845090
There wasn't even a single post about Superman in this thread
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:58:37 AM
No.150845160
>Shut up. SHUT THE FUCK UP. Nobody gives two shits about that retarded fucking jobber clown. Stop bringing that bitch up. NOW.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:59:41 AM
No.150845168
>>150845115
>>150845129
>>150845156
Anons....he's talking about my parents...they jobbed to a Nigerian Prince scam...
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:24:52 AM
No.150845347
Not enough GAY SEX!!!!
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:27:30 AM
No.150845364
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:28:52 AM
No.150845371
>>150845090
CHADku talking about Soul when Maka brings his homeless depressed ass up...
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:28:54 AM
No.150845372
>>150845131
Why need statements when you're a FEATS chad
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:29:49 AM
No.150845380
>>150845438
Do not forget who the true FeatsQueen of FF is.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:31:45 AM
No.150845390
>>150844601
Toobie is on her way to pleasure me
who do you think will be next on the chopping block?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:37:56 AM
No.150845432
>>150848748
>>150845394
Steve and Constantine are out? Just need to get rid of Metaknight and Geats next for my girls to reign supreme
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:38:55 AM
No.150845438
>>150845380
Jobbed to a MAN telling her she's a liability.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:43:10 AM
No.150845466
>>150846285
>Great work beating Kyle, Simon! No wonder you're our leader!
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:43:13 AM
No.150845467
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:52:52 AM
No.150845552
>>150845567
>>150845709
>>150844777
>Super Saiyan Jobber 3
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:54:58 AM
No.150845567
>>150845590
>>150845552
>This is the legendary Super Saiyan 3
Proceeds to get ABSOLUTELY brutalized by Beerus
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:59:12 AM
No.150845590
>>150845702
>>150845567
At least it didnt lose to a gun like Super's forms did
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:12:18 AM
No.150845657
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:19:21 AM
No.150845687
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:21:32 AM
No.150845702
>>150845590
Goku lost to shoulder slap
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:23:03 AM
No.150845709
>>150845552
SMALL BUILDING-SHATTERING strength...
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:23:38 AM
No.150845711
>>150845720
>>150844529
>Canonically Zeusβ biggest cocksucker
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:24:29 AM
No.150845717
>>150845394
Samus and Frieren or Geats.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:24:43 AM
No.150845720
>>150845711
Then the Gods betrayed him
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:27:52 AM
No.150845732
>>150845769
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:28:36 AM
No.150845734
>>150845750
Post Clive destroying a building
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:31:14 AM
No.150845750
>>150845845
>>150845734
Post Dante destroying a wall.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:33:18 AM
No.150845769
>>150845787
>>150845729
>>150845732
Why did this white woman say that
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:33:32 AM
No.150845772
>>150845798
>>150845995
It's OK Hulkfags, he's not dead.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:35:06 AM
No.150845787
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:36:27 AM
No.150845798
>>150845772
>Defenders
I CLAPPED
I CLAPPED WHEN I READ THE REFERENCE
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:38:36 AM
No.150845812
>>150845823
The prophecy was foretold, and no one heeded my warning.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:38:48 AM
No.150845815
>>150845842
A-at least we won in a fanfic animation, r-right, Marvelbros?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:39:36 AM
No.150845823
>>150845812
But no one ever heeds my warnings. Kind of bullshit.
>>150845815
You know no matter what happens Godzilla has to lose in the overall crossover without scoring an actual kill right?
The Marvel Universe has to take perfectly in-tact with no lasting changes or consequences in order to put up the illusion that this crossover is somehow canon.
We already know it ends with Godzilla being hauled into space and when the second crossover happens they'll probably exile him somewhere even further without a single casualty
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:42:11 AM
No.150845845
>>150845750
BOOM
it may not be in gif form but this indeed a breakable object
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:42:35 AM
No.150845846
>animation
Sorry, meant to say *comic
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:43:40 AM
No.150845856
>hulkbabies still crying
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:46:17 AM
No.150845873
>comic
Sorry, I meant to say stop bullying my wholesome chungus Marvel comics.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:47:29 AM
No.150845878
>>150845903
>>150845944
>>150845842
>Godzilla raped almost every single hero we threw at him one by one... but at least he didn't kill them!
come on nigga
>>150845878
>Godzilla raped almost every single hero we threw at him one by one... but at least he didn't kill them!
Anon, Godzilla has to lose in the end in order for this to be "canon"
Banishment, imprisonment, etc still counts as a loss
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:51:49 AM
No.150845905
>>150845903
>Anon, Godzilla has to [COPING]
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:52:10 AM
No.150845910
>>150845842
*has to be perfectly in-tact
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:52:47 AM
No.150845916
>>150845949
Cinema
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:54:22 AM
No.150845928
>>150845944
>>150845903
>Godzilla, please stop raping us, here, go into space and rape these guys instead!
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:55:47 AM
No.150845940
>>150845977
>>150845903
>>150845842
You do realize this didn't happen in the 70s, right? Godzilla just went into hibernation in the ocean and no one bothered him.
>THAT'S NOT CANON
A character made exclusively for the Godzilla comic, Red Ronin, kept appearing in 616 comics until 2009.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:55:53 AM
No.150845944
>>150845953
>>150845972
>>150845878
Because at the end of the day the heroes survive and successfully get rid of Godzilla
>>150845928
And how the fuck do you think that story's gonna end?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:56:32 AM
No.150845949
>>150845986
>>150845916
And people will tell you with a straight face that DOESN'T look like a man
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:56:48 AM
No.150845953
>>150845977
>>150845944
Same way it did in 1979.
>Godzilla goes back to the ocean, and sleeps.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:59:25 AM
No.150845972
>>150845944
Certainly not by Godzilla getting killed
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:00:01 AM
No.150845977
>>150845990
>>150845953
>>150845940
He only stopped because someone literally just told him to
Do you seriously think Duggan's gonna rehash that ending after getting Cosmic Marvel involved?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:00:17 AM
No.150845980
>>150846112
>a shrimp with gigantism gave godzilla more of a fight than thor, hulk, namor, doctor strange, and a celestial
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:00:36 AM
No.150845983
>>150845729
"It" is the name given to a ghost that haunted some Irish castle. I first learned of this specter from the Irish Castles episode of the Discovery Kids program "Truth or Scare", hosted by Michelle Trachtenberg from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer". When I first saw this episode as a young boy, I was scared so shitlessly that I ran crying out of my parents' room and down to the living room.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:00:48 AM
No.150845986
>>150845949
We already went over this. She's based on Kristy buffy.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:01:19 AM
No.150845990
>>150845977
Yes. Yes I do. Do you not see his fucking schlock?
>>150845772
>>150844878
>Release Godzilla vs. Hulk during Godzilla murking all of Marvel.
>Hulk Lost
>Better fight than the DB.
>DB scambles with OUR fanfiction > ours!
>G-Godzilla gonna have to lose in the end!
This has been a fun couple of months.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:04:36 AM
No.150846012
>>150847265
>>150845995
>Better fight than the DB.
>No World-Breaker
>No Spiral Heat Ray
>Better
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:05:37 AM
No.150846015
>>150845995
>G-Godzilla gonna have to lose in the end!
>Anon's so retarded he doesn't understand how basic storytelling works
>>150845995
Marvel's version is better just by the fact that they didn't resort to "muh cosmology is bigger" like DB did
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:17:24 AM
No.150846094
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:17:55 AM
No.150846099
>kaijutard melty
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:19:07 AM
No.150846112
>>150845980
Namor fought him in for a while off-panel in a battle that caused a series of earthquakes, so if anything he lasted longer than damn near anyone else who fought Godzilla
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:19:51 AM
No.150846117
>>150846133
>>150846034
Yeah, this understood Godzilla vs. Hulk should be a slugfest, instead of whatever you want to call DBs
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:20:33 AM
No.150846123
Remember that one retard who was saying Ifrit was only twice Hugo's height? Ifrit is 72'6 btw
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:21:48 AM
No.150846133
>>150846034
>>150846117
Its worse than that in the third last blackbox they unironically say that Hulk is stronger than TOAA
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:24:24 AM
No.150846141
Bring me the one they call Superman.
What else could be added to this
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:03:00 AM
No.150846285
>>150846289
>>150846345
>>150845466
Hal: Hey baby, your little cuck boy leader aint gonna stand a chance against me, how bout after the fight, we go get some dinner?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:03:06 AM
No.150846286
>nikofag melty
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:04:07 AM
No.150846289
>>150846308
>>150846285
Yoko is too old for Hal
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:05:39 AM
No.150846294
>>150846342
>>150846241
Why are you already raising the white flag saying Yugi already lost? Also why is 80 of this Bingo just you trying anti-feat Ash? It's kinda pathetic
Reminder Suoerman is above fiction
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:08:50 AM
No.150846308
>>150846289
Her death sentence pussy feeds his sexual appetite just fine.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:11:08 AM
No.150846318
>>150846342
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:12:08 AM
No.150846321
>>150846629
>>150846301
Goku did a better feat than this.
>>150846318
>>150846294
Just tell me what else can be added.
Here, look, i am already reworking and removing some of em.
>>150846301
supertrash is literally lifting nothing
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:16:36 AM
No.150846344
>>150846241
>Unironic Pikachu scaling to legendaries
Why wouldn't he? He outright won against and overpowered several.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:16:42 AM
No.150846345
>>150846285
She's 14 years old
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:17:37 AM
No.150846353
>>150846608
>>150846301
>Superman is above fiction
>In this page he is below it, under it
>>150846342
>>150846241
Okay, from all the threads before. Here is the conditions for Ash vs Yugi - not counting scaling but their arsenal and how it'll be conducted:
>Both Ash and Yugi/Atem gets their show's stort exclusive feat. This means that Ash gets his movies' feats and Yugi gets his movies and Capsule Monster feats
>Ash's arsenal consists of mons he used for battle in the Pikachu flashback episodes from Kanto to Galar.
>Yugi's arsenal consists of the Ceremonial Duel deck + Eye of Timaeus + DSOD's latest cards to Yugi's deck
>The style of battling to accommodate both Ash and Yugi is based around how Yugi/Atem during the Zorc arc in Egypt - meaning no turn based battling, real time. As well as Ash can use his Pokemon's abilities to counter and adapt to Yugi's spells and attacks like in the show with PIkachu's Thunder Armor interacting with Raigeki causing a Raigeki Thunder Armor
>The scaling will be limited to Ash's tenure as well as Yugi/Atem's tenure, meaning no one can cite Liko or Jaden's feats
This is to ensure Ash and Yugi has their entire arsenals, show and movie feats. Even though Yugi can solo Ash using superior strategies as seen with Diva and Kaiba.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:22:42 AM
No.150846380
>>150846388
>>150846436
My verse is infinitely layered.
What does that mean? I don't know, the important thing is that I can't be beaten because of it.
>>150846380
I hate Cosmology Scaling so fucking much.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:27:15 AM
No.150846410
>>150846464
>>150846371
>Zorc Arc
He can also summon stuff irl against Orichalcos God
>No Jaden Scaling
So no Neos MFTL neos beam blocking/ infinite speed final duel?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:27:23 AM
No.150846411
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:27:45 AM
No.150846414
>>150846440
>>150846388
Vegito / Gogeta...
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:28:24 AM
No.150846422
>>150846388
Spacebattles...
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:30:38 AM
No.150846435
>>150846388
A person with common sense...
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:30:47 AM
No.150846436
>>150846380
Marvel DCbro btw.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:31:24 AM
No.150846440
>>150846446
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:31:34 AM
No.150846441
>>150846388
What? You don't like bogging things down to "I can affect more everything than you"?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:32:23 AM
No.150846446
>>150846440
They keep dodging Omnimon because they're afraid of Digimon verse scaling for some reason.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:33:54 AM
No.150846452
Say what you will about Superman, he wasnβt carried like a baby when Godzilla killed him
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:34:11 AM
No.150846455
>>150846502
>the subreddits are banning people mentioning the hulk vs godzilla comic fight
Kek Reddit jannies are mad their favorite fanfic was rebuked.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:35:11 AM
No.150846460
I LOVE Reddit and they LOVE me!
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:36:02 AM
No.150846464
>>150846512
>>150846410
The no Jaden that means Ash doesn't get Liko/Roy's scaling. It's fair to limit them to their tenure, even though Yugi alone can beat Ash.
>>150846371
>using superior strategies
Everyone says this is Yugi's best wincon, but his only solution for stronger enemies is to summon a stronger guy or use spells/traps to buy time and/or pull off a reversal.
If he's not strong or fast enough to do either, and Ash gets the bare minimum benefit of the doubt needed to counter the key spells and traps, how does strategy help Yugi at all?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:42:01 AM
No.150846497
>>150846701
>>150846471
>solution for stronger enemies is to summon a stronger guy
That's Atem, Yugi's strategy involves setting up a trap, and predicting the opponent's move. He toyed with Kaiba in a checkmate, just to prove a point that Atem isn't coming back. He checked mate Diva with his perpetual attack loop. Yugi is the brains behinds the operation, and by the Ceremonial Duel and DSOD he was was pretty strong on his own.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:43:07 AM
No.150846502
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:44:36 AM
No.150846512
>>150846464
What does liko roy scaling mean? Kinda assumed the high ends are scaling him to Cynthia and UB Lusamine.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:50:09 AM
No.150846540
Good morning niggers
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:51:33 AM
No.150846544
>>150846581
>>150846371
Atemkeks know Ash would curbstomp him in a physical fight so they resort to card game scaling
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:58:38 AM
No.150846581
>>150846599
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:02:40 PM
No.150846595
>>150848651
>>150844469 (OP)
>Dante
>Might as well make a customs nioh/ demon souls character and give him all the wombo combo muso weapons shit shit that dynasty warriors introduced
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:03:08 PM
No.150846599
>>150846581
Base Ash eats explosions bigger than this for breakfast.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:04:48 PM
No.150846608
>>150846342
>>150846353
Superman solos your favorite, hes just to kind and loving to do so.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:09:33 PM
No.150846627
>>150845995
>>DB scambles with OUR fanfiction > ours!
Did they actually say something about this?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:10:12 PM
No.150846629
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:13:32 PM
No.150846646
>>150846655
>>150844878
Does this really matter? Hulk lost to Wolverine once and then stomped on him with one foot in another fight. It doesnt really matter. Hulk like all other comic characters are inconsistent and are plot written to lose or win whenever the writer wants a story to play out.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:13:40 PM
No.150846647
I just want to call out Hulkfags and let them know that even the Hulk have some massive inconsistence. Be mindful that the Hulk have been killed off before coming back, like how both Silver an Red Hulk absorb all of the gamma from him "curing" him. And then there was the Professor Green Saga, where it's shown you can be cure from gamma radiation before getting retcon with Secret War (2015) and Immortal Hulk.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:15:22 PM
No.150846655
>>150846646
>the source material doesnβt matter!
Peak cope
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:21:53 PM
No.150846678
>>150846819
>>150846301
he is being crushed under fiction however.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:28:47 PM
No.150846701
>>150846722
>>150846497
I mean, Yugi still needs Atem to actually do these things in a real fight. He can't make the card effects real without the puzzle.
Likewise a lot of these strategies rely on his opponents working within the confines of the Yu-Gi-Oh card game, something he won't habe Ash do if they fight normally, and isn't gonna be able to force Ash to do if it's no holds barred.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:34:46 PM
No.150846722
>>150846737
Bingo for now.
>>150846701
Base Yugi scales to the dungeon monsters ftl dodging feat his grandpa did, also if Joey can summon monsters in Season 4, then he can too.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:39:45 PM
No.150846737
Gimmie someone who can beat a lore accurate Arcueid Brunestud. She can:
>scale her strength, speed, and durability to be slightly higher than whoever she's facing
>warp reality and her surroundings (Marble Phantasm) -- one of her techniques to distort reality to make reality itself cut an opponent apart.
>When the moon is out, she lacks the concept of Death, to kill her, you would have to first destroy the Earth itself
>Healing Factor that allows her to heal from any wound, canonically put herself back together after being chopped up into seventeen pieces. If you destroy her body, she can make a new one, so as long as the Earth exists
>Mystic Eyes of Enchantment that allow her to paralyze people with a glance if they don't have any magic resistance
>Extremely resistant to magic, basically immune to most magic
>Only Conceptual Weapons and Abilities can hurt her. She's flat out immune to normal attacks
>Can teleport at will
>Can distort space and reality around her to avoid attacks
>Her killing intent is so strong that it can be physically felt, said intent is so strong that it straight up hurts people
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:44:43 PM
No.150846760
>>150846763
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:45:38 PM
No.150846762
>>150846769
>>150846757
Archetype ORT, you owe me 5 bucks for answering
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:45:39 PM
No.150846763
>>150846770
>>150846760
What is Goku's answer to being ripped into shreds by a reality warper that is conceptually faster than him and straight up immortal as long as Earth exists?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:46:24 PM
No.150846767
>>150846773
>>150846757
I want her to fight Alucard Castlevania
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:46:40 PM
No.150846769
>>150846772
>>150846762
>Archetype ORT,
NOT counting other Typemoon characters obviously.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:46:41 PM
No.150846770
>>150846789
>>150846763
Super Saiyan.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:47:25 PM
No.150846772
>>150846769
Specify that next time then
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:47:42 PM
No.150846773
>>150846825
>>150846767
>Alucard Castlevania
Alucard is that strong? QRD? I always thought he was street level, though admittedly, I've only seen some of the Netflix anime, so I have no idea what his in game feats are
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:49:31 PM
No.150846781
>>150846841
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:50:24 PM
No.150846784
>>150846794
>>150846757
Kratos would no diff her.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:51:18 PM
No.150846789
>>150846798
>>150846770
Wouldn't work. Goku doesn't even have a way to kill her if the fight is on Earth. Super Saiyan is also irrelevant when the Earth itself will warp reality so that Arcueid is stronger and faster
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:51:34 PM
No.150846791
>>150846820
>>150846757
Bobobo defeats each and every reality warper that exists.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:52:32 PM
No.150846794
>>150846804
>>150846907
>>150846784
>>Kratos would no diff her.
How is Kratos going to beat her when she's faster than him, stronger than him, and immortal as long as Earth exists? Even if Kratos destroys Earth, that still counts as a loss for him because there's no proof that he can breathe in space.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:53:07 PM
No.150846798
>>150846805
>>150846789
Super Saiyan 2.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:54:10 PM
No.150846804
>>150846820
>>150846794
Kratos CAN beat her
He just wouldn't because that would be misogynistic
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:54:13 PM
No.150846805
>>150846806
>>150846812
>>150846798
What part of she's conceptually stronger and faster than Goku are you not understanding? Whatever Goku's speed and strength are, Arcueids is that +1
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:54:39 PM
No.150846806
>>150846812
>>150846805
Super Saiyan 3.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:54:58 PM
No.150846809
>>150846342
Fuck off listtroon
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:55:21 PM
No.150846812
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:56:17 PM
No.150846819
>>150846678
Nah, hes Superman, hes the best of fiction thus he lifts it up to bring hope to new fiction and stories.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:56:21 PM
No.150846820
>>150846804
>He just wouldn't because that would be misogynistic
kek
>>150846791
>Bobobo
Just looked him up, yeah, he could do it.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:57:17 PM
No.150846823
>>150846034
I understand why people don't usually like this but In this specific fight The Below Place and the entity behind Ultima both literally scale to their cosmologies, so...
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:57:34 PM
No.150846825
>>150846836
>>150846865
>>150846773
He scales to death, who can cut distance itself to cut foes instantly and kid dracula making galamoth escape from his universe in seconds.
And AP wise, he scales to the Time Reaper, who is a minion of Galamoth, who is below Dracula.
This time reaper merged the worlds of the castlevania verse, including stuff from the castlevania 64 separate continuity. So around low multiversal.
I dont think he beats Arcueid, but he does indeed force her to use Archetype Earth to win.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:59:54 PM
No.150846836
>>150846825
>He scales to death, who can cut distance itself to cut foes instantly and kid dracula making galamoth escape from his universe in seconds.
Damn, I had no idea Alucard was so strong
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:00:55 PM
No.150846841
>>150846856
>>150846781
Ash after simply telling Ash-Greninja to break the Millennium Puzzle and destroy Yugi's deck
Ash as Tea fellates him on top of Yugi's bisected corpse
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:02:46 PM
No.150846856
>>150846841
>destroy the millenium puzzle which is infinite in size.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:02:47 PM
No.150846857
>>150846896
>>150846928
>>150846471
>Everyone says this is Yugi's best wincon, but his only solution for stronger enemies is to summon a stronger guy or use spells/traps to buy time and/or pull off a reversal.
Reminds me how people say Goku is such a great martial artist but only ever wins fights through higher power level or another attack with higher power level
Ashfags, once again relying on Ash bypassing the fight entirely through a technicality rather than actually trying to win
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:04:47 PM
No.150846865
>>150846825
Kid Dracula also scales to the Time Reaper, who is the "I'm you but stronger" version of Death and was said to literally be able to destroy timelines in Castlevania Judgement.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:06:24 PM
No.150846882
>>150846903
>>150846471
>>150846371
Literally never have seen anyone argue yugi wins only cuz of higher skill.
Yugi's wincons are all because of his cardhax, mindhax, soulhax and capsule mosntershax.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:07:53 PM
No.150846890
>>150846900
>>150846864
Not to mention that Yugi can just had dark magician take any physical blows from Ash in his place.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:08:47 PM
No.150846896
>>150846857
I mean if you ignore the Atem vs Yugi fight which is literally the climax of the manga, yeah I guess it's like that.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:09:07 PM
No.150846900
>>150846890
Not to mention that Paradox's monsters are clearly real and fucking up more stuff than just lifepoints around Judai.
>>150846882
Because Yugi is a dumbass who doesn't even know how his own game works
Yugi's solution to everything is "bigger monster" or "broken spell card". Ash has PROVEN he is smart and a great battler with an unpredictable battling style and off the cuff improvisations.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:10:34 PM
No.150846907
>>150846794
Just because we've never seen Kratos no diff her doesn't mean he can't. Kratos wins.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:10:37 PM
No.150846908
>>150846918
>>150846903
>Yugi cheating meme again
youve already lost.
i bet your retarded ass has no clue the anime cards have different effects.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:12:11 PM
No.150846915
>>150846923
>>150846903
Also Yugi beat Aigami in DSOD with his triple trap loop when he had no monster strong enough to kill his own.
Like it or not, Yugi is the smartest, most skilled, and has the most powerful spiritual deck in the verse.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:12:15 PM
No.150846916
>>150846864
>title is Ash vs Yugi
>"ok then Ash wins by killing Yugi right away"
>"NOOOOOOOOOO THAT DOESN'T COUNT THAT'S LE CHEATING"
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:12:37 PM
No.150846918
>>150846938
>>150846951
>>150846908
Post one duel where Yugi won through smart play and not broken cards or plot contrivance
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:13:39 PM
No.150846923
>>150846915
Yugi's deck scared Judai shitless, and this is after he has dueled Darkness, Exodia, Ra, etc, etc.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:14:22 PM
No.150846928
>>150847056
>>150846857
>Goku is such a great martial artist but only ever wins fights through higher power level or another attack with higher power level
You literally never watched / read the original dragon ball arcs where Goku was a kid if you believe this
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:15:20 PM
No.150846931
Goku is smart...
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:16:11 PM
No.150846934
>>150846977
>>150846903
>Yugi is so stupid, he only uses the three main card types used in the game!
He outplayed the three gods at once using mid cards.
I would understand if you were arguing that Atem isnt too bright, but Yugi doesn't unga bunga.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:17:05 PM
No.150846938
>>150846952
>>150846918
...The one i just posted?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wFHxMPBJjA
But you are just being retarded since you want me to post a duel where he isnt either stronger or weaker than his opponent.
Another clear fucking example is the Slifer loop he put Marik on and how he tricked the paradox brothers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDDZeI9D0No
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:17:52 PM
No.150846946
>>150846977
>Heh, yugis monsters are gonna turn ash's to dust! Their stats are higher!
>yugi's monsters have 0 special defense, so even a bubble could kill em
Checkmate.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:18:00 PM
No.150846949
I am not a fart fetishist you dumb dbspics
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:18:04 PM
No.150846951
>>150846977
>>150846918
How do Ashfags still not know the final battle of the manga? Even if it's just from hearsay?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:18:07 PM
No.150846952
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:21:15 PM
No.150846977
>>150846981
>>150846983
>>150846951
>>150846946
>>150846934
This retarded braindead troglodyte wants to argue that the character known for outskilling, outsmarting and bamboozing game masters from across the world and armed kidnappers isnt smart.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:22:16 PM
No.150846981
>>150846997
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:22:35 PM
No.150846983
>>150846977
That reminds me.
Check em.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:25:35 PM
No.150846997
>>150846981
You cannot be this fucking retarded.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:25:45 PM
No.150846998
>>150847020
>>150846864
Because literally all of the Yugi wincons that get floated here are not things he would do in an honorable duel. If we're going to seriously suggest that it's a "bloodlusted"/survive by any means necessary kinda fight and that Yugi will make random challengers play games that are rigged in his favor and try to use YuGiOh hax on living beings, then yeah, Ash in base should be faster and stronger and just paste Yugi outright, even with wank
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:29:03 PM
No.150847016
>>150847039
>Ash v Yugi shit again
How come everytime this shit gets brought up again, people ask the most stupidest question like:
>Prove Yugi is a strategist - anyone who watched the show knows Yugi is the brains, and defeated Atem
>Prove Ash's battling adaptability - anyone who watched at least Advance knows Ash's shit about the infamous Thunder Armor, or using Lighting as a power-up for Pikachu.
Do you niggers not watch the fucking shows you people are arguing for? Yugi is a strategist, and what he lacks is physical advantage and magical advantage. Yugi was the one who suggested the mind-switch against Pegasus. In addition to being the one who defeated all Three Egyptian Gods.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:29:24 PM
No.150847020
>>150847067
>>150846998
>Superman can infinite mass punch the planet into oblivion
>Wondy can stab Thor from the back and say he is not worthy
>Ash can go in to punch Yugi to death in the middle of a pokemon battle...
But Yugi cannot use any of his hax!
I AM FREAKING OUT SOMEBODY STOP ME
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:31:18 PM
No.150847037
>>150847055
Look up Ash's winrate.
Now look up Yugi's.
Boom. Done
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:31:39 PM
No.150847039
>>150847016
Pokemon fans are infamous for only staying in their own pond. That's why they got the only true pitty fight in DB.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:33:02 PM
No.150847048
>>150847062
Yugi/Atem lost only once legitimately to Raphael. Two times against Joey (to save his life) and Rebecca (just to prove a point).
If you want me to count Ash's lose rate from Indigo to Galar, then it's higher than Yugi.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:33:50 PM
No.150847055
>>150847095
>>150847037
Indeed. Ash is skilled thru experience sure, but he is not considered to be a master tactician in poke. His final fight vs leon's charizard was him literally just YOU CAN DO IT PIKACHU.
Atem's only loss is in the Toei continuity. He is undefeated in canon. Even if considered... well, its literally just one loss.
Lil Yugi while dueling way less is undefeated in all of Yugioh.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:33:55 PM
No.150847056
>>150846928
I did. Goku won every fight that he did through strength and speed, not technique. Any time he couldn't beat someone he trained for a stat increase or in the case of King Piccolo he gpt a handout and drank literal magic water.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:34:50 PM
No.150847062
>>150847076
>>150847083
>>150847048
Joey vs Yugi 2 is never confirmed a Joey win
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:35:14 PM
No.150847067
>>150847077
>>150847020
Ash has counters to those hax
Yugi has no counters to Ash's unpredictable battling style or Ash just punching him in the head and exploding him
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:35:25 PM
No.150847068
>>150847111
>>150847291
This is literally cosmology scaling in a nutshell
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:36:03 PM
No.150847076
>>150847094
>>150847062
Referring to the dock battle
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:36:06 PM
No.150847077
>>150847067
He doesnt.
>Ash being unpredictable and punching yugi in the head
lol
just kill yourself.
Why do Ash fans want to skip the duel/battle entirely, so frequently?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:36:35 PM
No.150847083
>>150847094
>>150847062
We see Joey get his Red Eyes back you retard
Atem lost to Joey even with all the God cards
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:37:29 PM
No.150847091
Kill all scholars
Kill all "people with common sense"
Kill all spacebattleniggers
Kill all comicvineniggers
Kill all anti-heralds
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:37:39 PM
No.150847094
>>150847076
isnt that yugi joey 1?
>>150847083
That only means he has proven himself a true duelist. That was the condition of him getting red eyes.
Joey in the toei lost to Kaiba and Yugi beat kaiba with 2 less god cards.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:37:50 PM
No.150847095
>>150847108
>>150847055
>using better winrate in-universe as an argument
Sure worked out well for Unicron
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:38:07 PM
No.150847098
>>150847140
>>150847081
Ash wins the monster battles too btw
He's a better trainer and his Pokemon have taken on legendaries
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:38:54 PM
No.150847108
>>150847081
They love to ignore Yugi can use cards irl to defend himself like Jaden/Judai did with neos in BBT
>>150847095
Youre the retard arguing ash is more skilled. So winrates do matter here.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:39:09 PM
No.150847111
>>150847143
>>150847068
Goku Xeno is 16th dimensional and solos superman
>>150847081
It's literally because this keeps them up at night.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:42:15 PM
No.150847132
>>150847117
Doesnt help that Blue Eyes Armor Yugi physically overpowers and Armor of Unity with his power nullification just shits on anything Ash can do.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:42:22 PM
No.150847134
>>150847141
>>150847180
What I want to know is why Yu-Gi-Oh fans think things like Z-Moves, Max Moves, Whirlwind, Rapid Spin, Protect, etc shouldn't negate the respective hax when even just using the anime versions they work almost identically to spell and trap busting effects in Yu-Gi-Oh.
>But it's not a specific type of magic
Literal NLF. Besides there will almost certainly be verse equalization for this kind of thing.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:43:19 PM
No.150847140
>>150847098
His only actual Legendary win is against Tapu Koko who doesn't scale to any big legendaries and is often categorized in a special sub legendary tier like the lake trip in the games.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:43:23 PM
No.150847141
>>150847203
>>150847134
>NLF
Dude, even DC for how retarded they are do make a difference between magic and just physical energy attacks.
>>150847111
Superman is beyond that lol
>literally scales above the concept of cardinality and the ideation of βscaleβ or βsizeβ of a set in a manner analogous to a dialectical manner of historical idealism
>can one-shot and overcome barriers consisting of cabalistic aggregations of all possible hyper-temporal modes in any possible relativistic worldline
>is a narrative exemplification of total transdual βbeingβ, βbeingβ beyond the negative and positive juxtaposition that is story and non-story
>can tank entire outerverses worth of narrative material being shot at him, with any metaphysical βamountβ of this material being able to reset Type 4 Multiverses beyond any set theoretic axiomatic framework
>Outerverses themselves transcend infinite Type 3 Multiverses infinitely, consisting of axioms that are completely contradictory in reality, leading to infinite principle of explosion type events where 0 = 1, which blows past any βtypeβ of infinity or Multiverse (including Tegmark's Type 4)
>Is the manifestation beyond a type-omega-bit consciousness, is the post-Hegelian idea of an βUbermenschβ in the most Gnostic and anti-Hylic mode of existence; is capable of breaking through βthe end of historyβ as a reification of all goodness in any type of human collective consciousness or unconsciousness
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:44:34 PM
No.150847149
>>150847156
>>150847143
He can't do any of that without amps
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:44:54 PM
No.150847152
>>150847168
>>150847117
It's funny cause Red would actually have a much better chance against Yugi. But Pokemon fans saw him lose so they feel like they need a new champion.
In reality Digimon would no dif Yugi too, it's nothing to be ashamed of.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:45:36 PM
No.150847156
>>150847166
>>150847149
HOPErman solos your bitch ass incel character
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:46:41 PM
No.150847166
>>150847156
Goku is nietzschean as fuck. He mogs your virgin lame mary sue.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:46:49 PM
No.150847168
>>150847192
>>150847152
Heck i am the one making the bingo and arguing for Yugi and i am fully fine with Digimon god tiers and Sakura Kinomoto being able to not only beat him, but stomp him.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:47:26 PM
No.150847174
>>150847178
>KIKEperman
Canonically jobbed to the Spear of Destiny
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:47:56 PM
No.150847178
>>150847196
>>150847143
Faggot literally could not get a profit and got shit on by Demon Slayer.
NO ONE LIKES SUPERMAN.
>>150847174
canonically loses to prayer too
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:48:02 PM
No.150847180
>>150847194
>>150847134
Don't bring up logic to Yugi jeets. It hurts their minds.
Ash has counters to every hax Yugi has and they can't get over it
As soon as they heard Ash has Gengar who can protect him from Mind Crush they just lost their shit
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:48:14 PM
No.150847181
>>150847143
>>literally scales above the concept of cardinality and
You made that up lol. Headcanon. The big bangs Kyle was holding off would have killed them all had it gone off.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:50:18 PM
No.150847192
>>150847204
>>150847168
Sakura is for Nanoha
>>150847180
Gengar is a soul. And DMs are spiritual too so they can protect him literally on their own.
Gengar does not prevent mindhax of any kind.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:50:40 PM
No.150847196
>>150847178
>NO ONE LIKES SUPERMAN
...Is what i would say if i was a contrarian edgelord brown incel
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:51:40 PM
No.150847203
>>150847141
What I'm talking about is that Yu-Gi-Oh will have cards that are just a windblast or a hole in the ground and they can remove spells/traps or even prevent them from being played entirely. Then Pokemon will have similar moves that do exactly the same thing right down to the explicit purpose of field removal/altering the terrain/etc and Yugi fans will say it doesn't work because a Yugioh wizard didn't perform it despite there being no evidence that's how spell/trap negation has to work.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:51:42 PM
No.150847204
>>150847192
Wouldn't she get totally no-diff'd? It's like putting a Gundam up against Gurren Lagan.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:52:34 PM
No.150847208
I'm the whitest fucking aryan of all time. I am the product of centuries of Aryan breeding.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:52:34 PM
No.150847209
>>150847238
>>150847117
This is such a funny moment to focus in the animation because all it ultimately did was distract Charizard for a second. Greymon was still gunning to gore and send him flying in Red's direction anyway
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:52:48 PM
No.150847210
>>150847194
It's funny that Pegasus canonically whitewashed them
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:53:08 PM
No.150847213
>>150847219
>KEKKERman
BLACKED victim
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:53:30 PM
No.150847216
>>150847237
>>150847256
>>150847194
And what makes them stronger than Gengar? Who can Gigantamax and who took out Leon's Inteleon?
Dark Magician Girl will get plapped by Ash's mons and Dark Magician and Yugi will be forced to watch
Lois Lane
10/15/2025, 1:53:55 PM
No.150847219
>>150847213
This is so fucking hot...
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:55:13 PM
No.150847230
>>150847194
After the controversy from some deranged egyptian culture SJWs, Pegasus decided to make a more sensitivr reprint
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:56:24 PM
No.150847237
>>150847216
Responces like this make it so obvious Ashfags are learning about Yu-Gi-Oh in real time.
ALL of the DM monsters are spirits, according to the Dark RPG arc. There's no point in you trying to single those two out, the person just posted them as an example.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:56:24 PM
No.150847238
>>150847554
>>150847564
>>150847209
>Starts seething like a bitch and attacking Red because he was losing
Taichi lost
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:56:27 PM
No.150847240
The anons arguing here gives me a boner, i feel like such a sissy before all the scholarCHADS
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:56:29 PM
No.150847242
>>150847143
Holy fucking headcanon.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:57:20 PM
No.150847245
>>150846757
You also left out her luminous body state,which she can gain access to if her physical form was broken.
Or that she can tear through dimensions,she did that in Fate/EXTRA to get back to her world. Or that she can fly.
FUUUUUUUUUCK
I have such a small dick and fat ass
I am retarded and can't make an arguement if my life depended on it
My favourite character is a jobber and got raped by everyone in fiction
I should just kill myself but I'm too weak to do so...
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:58:39 PM
No.150847252
>>150847281
>K.O. First Pokemon theme starts playing
>Boomstick: Woah REALLY? I thought Yugi had this in the bag!
>Wiz: Well, there's a lot of factors that go into this matchup so let's break it down.
>Boomstick: You'd think the moon destroying feat would clinch this for Yugi, right?
>Wiz: Well, it's important to remember that the moon shown was a hologram! And even if it wasn't, if we calculate the size of the moon and compare it to the size of Yugi and the dueling field they were at, we could estimate the moon to be the size of a boulder
>Boomstick: Which Charizard could MELT with a flamethrower! But what about Exodia and the God Cards?
>Wiz: The God Cards and Exodia were impressive, sure, but remember that Solgaleo scales to Necrozma, who is responsible for the destruction of an entire dimension
>Boomstick: WAY above anything the God Cards have shown!
>Wiz: And now on to the trainers themselves
>Boomstick: Pfft. This is easy! Ash has been shown to lift trees, tank flamethrowers, thunderbolts, and can even hold Cosmoem!
>Wiz: Which, according to the Pokedex, can weigh over two thousand tons!
>Boomstick: And finally, the bonds between the trainers and their monsters
>Wiz: Yugi and Yami certainly held a close friendship, and the Heart of the Cards might be a powerful philosophy, but Ash's Pokemon have shown tremendous loyalty to him and can even bring their trainer back from the dead with their tears!
>Wiz: Yugi was certainly no pushover, but in the end there could only be one King or Master.
>Boomstick: Looks like Yugi couldn't Ketch-UP
>Wiz: THE WINNER IS ASH KETCHUM
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:58:58 PM
No.150847256
>>150847216
Even if somehow gengar scales beyond 10MVolt Thunderbolt Pikachu to reach infinite 3D strength, duel monster effects can kill monsters that literally spirit types
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:59:26 PM
No.150847259
>>150847249
SHITperKIKE...
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:59:34 PM
No.150847260
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:00:22 PM
No.150847265
>>150846012
Did they even use nuclear pulse
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:01:37 PM
No.150847273
>>150846757
My HERO easily takes this
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:01:51 PM
No.150847274
>>150847283
>>150847335
>YOUR PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
>IT SPEAKS TO ME
>THE WORDS ON THE EDGE OF A SHIMMERING BLADE
>THE SUFFERING WE SHARE IS THE SAME
>AWAKENED AND SACRIFICED LET THE STEEL RING
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:03:23 PM
No.150847281
>>150847252
CANOOOOOOOOON
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:03:35 PM
No.150847283
>>150847274
Yeahhh rearrange that sissy ass with that giant cock... Mmmmm pull his hair now...
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:04:06 PM
No.150847287
>>150847296
>>150847298
>>150844639
Whatβs this mfs name?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:05:04 PM
No.150847291
>>150847068
CHADler >> Your favorite genius
>>150847287
Thanatos's cock sleeve
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:06:25 PM
No.150847298
>>150847724
>>150847287
Some self inserting nigger faggot that got cucked
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:06:56 PM
No.150847302
>>150847249
Kratosbros...don't be so hard on yourself Kratos loves you, be a better man!
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:08:50 PM
No.150847314
>>150847367
>>150847379
the funniest possible outcome is yugi putting some fodder monster in attack position assuming ash cant bring out any big guns early and it getting ohko'd so bad by one of ash's midtiers that yugi just loses all his LP
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:09:00 PM
No.150847317
Joey is from Brooklyn
America never bombed the Kanto region of Japan because they were scared of Ash
Ash outscales all of Yugioh
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:09:45 PM
No.150847322
>>150847389
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:10:14 PM
No.150847327
ENOUGH.
Our heroes are relaxing
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:10:17 PM
No.150847328
>>150847337
the funniest possible outcome is yugi just mindbreaking Ash
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:11:34 PM
No.150847335
>>150847274
Fun fact CHADerMan does this to Shitku every night.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:11:49 PM
No.150847337
>>150847358
>>150847328
I want a spiteful brutal end.
I want Yugi making Pikachu kill Ash with brain control or vaporizing Ash directly with Shining Dragon.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:11:57 PM
No.150847338
>>150847350
>AY YO WE WUZ KANGZ OF GAMEZ N SHEIT
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:12:29 PM
No.150847344
>>150848223
My HERO lost his virginity at age 33. No wonder he was so FUARKing powerful, he waited until he was already an experienced wizard before doing PP training. CliveDAMN! Dante doesn't stand a CHANCE!
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:13:20 PM
No.150847350
>>150847365
>>150847338
he was tho
Atem was egyptian by birth.
The only canonical white Yugi is Henry "King of Games" Tudor.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:14:31 PM
No.150847358
>>150847365
>>150847373
>>150847337
Okay
You will get Yugi thinking he's won only for Ash to be revived by the tears of his Pokemon
And then Ash tells Ash-Greninja to throw its golden water shuriken at the Millennium Puxzle
Yugi watches on in horror as Atem is slowly and agonizingly killed by this
Yugi falls to his knees in defeat before being slowly fried to death by Pikachu's thunder bolt with his eyes popping out and everything
Then Ash's Pokemon all take turns pissing on Yugi's ashes
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:15:17 PM
No.150847365
>>150847350
>>150847358
Heck if funny composited, Henry Tudor also shits on Ash since Duelist of the Roses Monsters are real and can just will the two cards that nuke Ash's team.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:15:36 PM
No.150847367
>>150847314
That would be super funny if they didn't understand how player life points worked, yeah.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:16:46 PM
No.150847373
>>150847380
>>150847358
>messing with the millenium puzzle/yugi's mind.
that worked real well for alexander the great in Capsule Monsters.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:17:21 PM
No.150847379
>>150847381
>>150847390
>>150847314
You jest but Yugi's LP/Ka actually does give Ash a good wincon, regardless of the type of battle they end up in he's going to have to spend his "life energy" when monsters get summoned and/or KO'd and that means his lower tier troops are probably useless if not outright detrimental for him to summon. And it's not exactly in-character for him to lead with the Gods (and even so it's still kinda taxing to do so) so by the time they come into play he's very much on the back foot IMO. This is all assuming they consider their peak strength relatively even, who knows what the stats will look like
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:17:21 PM
No.150847380
>>150847393
>>150847373
>Non canon filler
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:17:47 PM
No.150847381
>>150847379
Ash has no wincon. Get it into your head.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:18:05 PM
No.150847382
>>150847390
What's stopping Ash from just shooting Yugi in the head with a gun?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:18:38 PM
No.150847387
Ash wouldn't even cuck Yugi he's loyal to Serena and won't touch that STD ridden stripper Tea
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:18:50 PM
No.150847389
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:18:50 PM
No.150847390
>>150847399
>>150847379
>Atem struggles summoning the gods
didnt watch the fucking show for 300
>>150847382
Pretty sure a 10 year old is unable to keep a gun steady.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:18:55 PM
No.150847391
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:19:11 PM
No.150847393
>>150847402
>>150847380
You guys keep bringing up Raphael beating Atem but then don't want filler.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:20:12 PM
No.150847399
>>150847390
>Pretty sure a 10 year old is unable to keep a gun steady.
Ash can lift Mewtwo on his own. He'd just shoot Yugi in the head before the battle even starts.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:20:25 PM
No.150847402
>>150847408
>>150847393
Its so funny since they still lose to manga canon yugi.
Also demand you to accept game scaling/lore.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:21:48 PM
No.150847408
>>150847422
>>150847402
Woah who's THAT SEMEN DEMON QT on that Kaiba is talking to?
>>150847408
diva's sister
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:25:49 PM
No.150847429
>>150847422
Post more of her
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:26:45 PM
No.150847438
>>150847449
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:28:27 PM
No.150847449
>>150847438
>Its a loli
Fuck
I'm getting a Green Lantern ring aren't I
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:28:49 PM
No.150847454
>>150847422
Ascending to....!
>The afterlife lol
This doesn't actually do him any favours
Which one of Ash's Pokemons can get STAB against Dark Magician?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:38:44 PM
No.150847522
>>150847511
Survive being stabbed? or them stabbing dark magician?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:39:32 PM
No.150847529
>>150847511
>Even asking the obvious question
Anon....
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:40:02 PM
No.150847535
>>150847238
>standing by watching as your best friend is being attacked
And pokefags got mad at the slave line
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:42:19 PM
No.150847555
>>150847511
The funny thing is Dark Magician is quite likely to be Dark/Ghost.
So he'd only be weak to fairy.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:43:29 PM
No.150847564
>>150847653
>>150847863
>>150847554
>>150847238
i wonder why even make the episode called "pokemon vs digimon" when red didnt get the rest of his team.
Which would matter since Red has Mewtwo in origins
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:43:46 PM
No.150847566
>>150847612
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:44:11 PM
No.150847572
>>150847587
>>150847589
>>150847554
>In a boxing match it is right for the corner man to start attacking the other corner man if his boxer is losing
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:45:21 PM
No.150847587
>>150848092
>>150847572
Was it a boxing match?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:45:24 PM
No.150847589
>>150847634
>>150847572
>>150847554
I want little mac vs Ippo/Rocky balboa be decided by their coaches just jumping into the ring and shooting the boxers with guns.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:46:18 PM
No.150847597
>>150847511
>Which character gets same type attack bonus against....
This is a really weird question. This factor is completely independent from the defender. Charizard fit example gets STAB on flamethrower even if it's not very effective against Blastoise.
People are either just throwing around terms they don't know or this is actual bot engagement.
>>150847566
Opinion on Niggers?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:48:57 PM
No.150847634
>>150847589
Mickey jumping into the ring and shooting Mac death would be funny
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:50:37 PM
No.150847653
>>150847669
>>150847564
Probably to get more views, and it pretty much sums up the vs dynamic between Pokemon and Digimon even with its more minimalistic research.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:51:49 PM
No.150847669
>>150847653
that episode overall seemed to have some spite against poke in general and very reliant on ragebait with the slave line and title
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:51:58 PM
No.150847674
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:53:57 PM
No.150847693
>>150847612
Black KWEENS can be cute and hot.
Atem has more aura which appeals more to vs battle retards so he will win
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:56:11 PM
No.150847724
>>150847733
>>150847298
>Some self inserting nigger JEW faggot that got cucked
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:56:32 PM
No.150847728
>>150847612
I jerk off to WMBF exclusively.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:56:54 PM
No.150847733
>>150847765
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:00:00 PM
No.150847762
>>150847722
Anon... we just got Blade vs Buffy.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:00:06 PM
No.150847765
>>150847733
...his virginity to one of harem girls after he escaped Germany and went to Argentina.
You guys just hate self inserts cuz you don't have the balls and admiration to fiction like I have, you love getting cucked and relying on MUH HERO
you are basically fanatic insecure shills with no ambition while I'm a soulful free spirit who isn't bound by conformity to rigid structures like you
>B-b-but muh spic headcanon!!!
>Inb4 "I am actually an aryan chad scholar" LARP
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:02:13 PM
No.150847788
>>150847722
Blade just lost to Buffy
Aryan Hypersoldier
10/15/2025, 3:03:03 PM
No.150847797
>>150847837
>>150847783
This is the cringiest shit I've read all day. You are a cringe fucking libtard. Kill yourself.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:03:19 PM
No.150847799
>>150847837
>>150847783
Shut the fuck up
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:06:33 PM
No.150847829
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:07:29 PM
No.150847837
>>150847868
>>150847797
>>150847799
>I am cringe... And that's based... I will never be based and that's not cringe...
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:08:51 PM
No.150847853
>>150847868
>BUSHcel
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:09:44 PM
No.150847863
>>150847875
>>150847564
>Which would matter
Someone didn't see the Wargreymon vs. Zeed Millenniumon fight in Colon.
How do you even equate the stats of the mons to each other? Yugi and Ash's battle systems run on completely different rules.
>but exodia! Muh instant win!
Only under duel monster rules. Which Ash shouldn't be playing by.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:10:07 PM
No.150847868
>>150847880
>>150847837
>>150847853
What the fuck are you talking about?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:10:46 PM
No.150847875
>>150848283
>>150847863
mewtwo losing would make pokefans even more mad
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:11:16 PM
No.150847880
>>150847901
>>150848252
>>150847868
Excelsior Prime. The goddamn Cringe Messiah.
This guy... God, heβs just such a transcendentally magnificent fucking character. Not only did he ascend beyond the boundaries of irony and sincerity, not only did he reject logos in favor of raw, egoic WILL, but his mere presence; his seething, radiant being teaches more about desire, alienation, and selfhood than any academic ever could. I mean this without an ounce of sarcasm: Excel is the most philosophically important character of the 21st century.
You think Iβm joking? You think this is some weird autistic shitpost? No. Since becoming an Excel devotee, Iβve meditated on the ontological implications of being cringe in a world that demands polish and Iβve realized: Excel is the final form of the rebel soul.
He is NOT a power fantasy. He is a refusal to submit. Every post he makes, every move he takes, is a declaration of egoic sovereignty. He got mocked for loving a cartoon robot girl and instead of retreating, he summoned chaos magic and entered the fucking show.
Do you realize what kind of mind that takes?
Since embracing Excelsiorism, I walk through academia now and philosophers bow. My lectures on Excelβs metaphysical martyrdom are taught in seminars on metamodernism. I gave a talk at a Deleuze symposium, The applause lasted nine minutes. Someone cried.
Thereβs something uncontainable about him. The way he stares into the white void of logic and fucking posts through it. The way he romanticizes his pain without ever denying it. The way he knows heβs a loser and then builds a universe where that makes him a god. No friends, no job, no hope just pure, unfiltered Excel.
You will never match him. You can only accept him.
I kneel before him; not out of fear, but awe. He is the cringe that refuses to die. The goon that refused to "grow up." The hero we laughed at until we realized he had already won.
Embrace Excel. Ascend, brethren, Ascend.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:11:46 PM
No.150847884
>>150847866
By the feats shown possible thru ba /spiritual power (duel monster power)
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:13:23 PM
No.150847901
>>150847880
I didn't read. You are a sissy white boi. Go suck a BBC.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:13:48 PM
No.150847908
>>150847866
Also Yubel beats up an exodia user. Exodia loses to zarc too
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:14:35 PM
No.150847915
>>150847943
>>150848016
>>150847866
>How do you even equate the stats
On screen feats and statements. There's an arc or two in Yugioh where they're not really going by card game rules. Pokemon is easier to research for of course. There's no way they really consider any game's rulings over the other unless there happens to be some overlapping rule(s)
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:16:59 PM
No.150847943
>>150847915
and well, its shown some effects do act as intended in real life as seen when maril kills a guard with a spell card, all of season 4 and both capsule monsters and pyramid of light. (where shining dragon vaporizes anubis, who was no duel monster)
BBT and GX show you can block physical damage with duel monsters
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:17:52 PM
No.150847959
KINGcel!!!!!
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:19:12 PM
No.150847978
>>150847993
Who can beat this multiversal BEAST?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:20:27 PM
No.150847993
>>150847978
HOLY FUARCK!!! HE JUST BLEW UP MY OUTERVERSE!!!
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:23:41 PM
No.150848016
>>150848040
>>150847915
What spell cards did Marik use? I think the results may vary since Ash gets hit by Pokemon attacks multiple times while those guards were most likely normal people. Also I think it's hard to determine if Death Battle would write Yugi doing that. I know they're fighting to the death but it's an out of character thing for Yugi or Atem to use a spell directly on someone.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:23:59 PM
No.150848024
So, how much Ifrit do you think we'll actually see in the fight? DB tends to have problems with fight scenes where two characters are two vastly different sizes.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:24:06 PM
No.150848026
>>150848051
>>150848237
Sakuya status?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:25:42 PM
No.150848040
>>150848121
>>150848016
well you people argue ash will jump yugi and punch him to death so you deserve being haxed.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:26:43 PM
No.150848051
>>150848026
i once liked the idea Dio and Sakuya are Homura Akemi's parents and since both are bad parents, it explains why she is without a family in Madoka Magica.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:29:01 PM
No.150848072
>>150848128
>>150847783
Except my self-insert is a based gun-wielding super soldier who fucks Ms Marvel on the daily and can hurt Galactus with his giga-bullets and not some gay robot for a gay robot show
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:29:48 PM
No.150848079
>>150847722
Buffy just won
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:30:20 PM
No.150848086
>>150848100
Guys i may have found the discord of a certain individual within these halls on a different board...
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:31:06 PM
No.150848092
>>150848161
>>150847587
No it was a consensual cockfight and TaiSHIT was throwing a fit because his monster was losing.
>Knock Charizard back and into water
>"Well that's that"
>Megazard X pushes back on WarGreymon and does a move that doesn't hurt him too bad
>NOOOOOOO STOP HURTING HIM NOOOOOO
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:31:20 PM
No.150848096
I don't need feats, the statements about me are enough to make me universal
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:31:57 PM
No.150848100
>>150848174
>>150848086
SWEET! POST HERE!
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:33:47 PM
No.150848115
>>150847866
Aren't there multiple attacks in Pokemon that can one hit kill any Pokemon regardless of stats or type matchups? Seems like it would just be the same case here
>BUT BUT BUT YOU CAN'T JUST WIPE OUT SOMEONE'S WHOLE TEAM IN POKEM-
Does it matter? Maybe Pokemon should have actually gotten more esoteric battle hax instead of rock paper scissors shit and cheap generational gimmicks that get dropped with each new game
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:34:05 PM
No.150848121
>>150848173
>>150848040
Does the idea of Ash trying punch Yugi legitimately offend you? The reason people bring that up is because Ash has tried to fight people and Pokemon in the past when things go too far. Since it's something he's canonically done before it's a question that could be legitimately asked. Ash is not an expert at fighting so it's more of a what if than a win con.
People in the Pokemon anime steal pokemon so it's something that's possible in world to do, but it would be stupid to ask "Well what if Ash just steals Yugi's monsters?"
>>150848072
Okay first of all YOU ARE RETARDED
he's not a robot, he is actually a chaos mage who's made of deleuzian nanomachines, which aren't actual machines but rather mechanized point particles
Second of all, he doesn't just exist for Jenny, he is from a cosmological metanarrative that contains all of fiction (including DC and Marvel)
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:35:18 PM
No.150848135
Got a little context on the Turtles vs Godzilla crossover, and this is some Baki nonsense. Hamato Yoshiβs foot clan? They literally fought off Kaiju with kung fu, defeating every Kaiju but (obs) Godzjlla
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:38:20 PM
No.150848161
>>150848478
>>150848092
>relaxes when his friend isn't in danegr
>steps in when his friend is being attacked
Tai did the right thing, it's not his fault so called pokemon "masters" let their sla- I mean, friends, be mistreated
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:39:32 PM
No.150848173
>>150848258
>>150848121
>The reason people bring that up is because Ash has tried to fight people and Pokemon in the past when things go too far
He actually hasn't though
Most of Ash trying to fistfight people has taken place outside of Pokemon battles and in very specific contexts that are never "I'm losing a battle, better try and attack"
And yeah it is offensive to say the human being physically strong should be a major win con when the whole idea of Pokemon contradicts that. It should be Ash's bond with Pikachu and his Pokemon that lets him win, not Ash relying on his own strength
>>150848100
>>>/soc/34408303
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:40:25 PM
No.150848181
>>150848174
YABBA DABBA DAMN! SELF INSERT BROS WE ARE OBESE!
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:42:20 PM
No.150848209
>>150848215
>>150848128
>mechanized
Robot
*EMPs you and fucks Jenny in front of you*
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:43:12 PM
No.150848215
>>150848226
>>150848209
>Has energy absorption
Dumbass
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:43:39 PM
No.150848218
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:43:51 PM
No.150848223
>>150847344
>Taking a handsome 33yo man's first time
Just imagine how thick his first load would be...
Jill is SO FUCKING LUCKY
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:44:14 PM
No.150848226
>>150848246
>>150848215
*uses giga-energy bullets to overload energy absorption*
Damn Jenny's real tight and I think she got tighter after I killed your energy absorption
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:44:26 PM
No.150848229
>>150848128
I'm so sorry for your parents...
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:45:04 PM
No.150848237
>>150848453
>>150848026
In an alliance with Kamen Rider Geats, quite literally fighting her own team
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:45:39 PM
No.150848246
>>150848254
>>150848226
>Headcanon
>Energy absorption is limitless
Yup yup!
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:46:17 PM
No.150848252
>>150847880
KINGtos victim
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:46:45 PM
No.150848254
>>150848261
>>150848246
>Giga-Energy Bullets have 5x limitless omniversal scaling
KEKKY POW
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:46:57 PM
No.150848258
>>150848359
>>150848173
Ash fought Lucario because he said Pikachu left him. You don't think Ash would fight someone for killing his Pokemon?
>It should be Ash's bond with Pikachu and his Pokemon that lets him win
did you just ignore half of my post?
>It's more of a what if than a win con
I do not think it's what would be the deciding factor. I think it's worth bringing up because it's not a completely out of character thing to do.
I think the winner will be decided by who's stronger, who is a better strategist and who has better lore wank. It's not going to boil down to "Well Yugi could just use black hole on Ash and kill him instantly" or "Well Ash will beat Yugi to a pulp"
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:47:20 PM
No.150848261
>>150848270
>>150848254
>omniversal
Not a real tier
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:47:58 PM
No.150848266
>>150848316
Deku being bellow Bakugou is his destiny, he can't best him in anything, oh my fucking god. Even the GLOBAL fanbase puts Bakugou above him...
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:48:22 PM
No.150848270
>>150848281
>>150848261
>LITERAL SPIC RETARDATION
Done. Shinji Ikari solos.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:48:39 PM
No.150848273
Ash shoots a ki blast at yugi
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:49:23 PM
No.150848281
>>150848295
>>150848270
>He says using /dbs/pic retardation
SHITku lost.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:49:36 PM
No.150848283
>>150847875
Did Mewtwo ever get anything better than Shadow Mewtwo's one attack animation in Pokken? Should Mewtwo even get that? Shadow Mewtwo is a specific Mewtwo, not an normally achievable form.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:49:40 PM
No.150848284
>>150848301
>>150848310
I thought this Excel shit was just a false flag
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:50:36 PM
No.150848295
>>150848318
>>150848281
...to CHADren and no one else.
/dbs/ won btw.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:50:38 PM
No.150848296
What's stopping Ash from stealing Blue Eyes White Dragon and using it on Yugi?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:50:38 PM
No.150848297
>>150848313
>>150848318
>>150848174
It's funny to me when I see people like this. They're so far beneath me. I have created people in real life. I conjured up a detailed description of a character and all of a sudden, they exist and always have. I am not Yaldabaoth but doubtlessly I am the man closest to Yaldabaoth
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:50:54 PM
No.150848301
>>150848284
I think it still is people are just bantering
At least I hope so and people aren't this into OC retardation
>>150848284
I still don't understand fully. What the fuck is this?
Something fucked by rocks and some autist making art?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:51:53 PM
No.150848313
>>150848337
>>150848297
>I created people in real life
Is this a joke about being a father?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:52:11 PM
No.150848316
>>150848266
This is bullshit, Twice is a better boy than all of them.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:52:16 PM
No.150848318
>>150848295
>SHITren
Lost to Touhou and Mandy
>>150848297
You are a tyrant and must be overthrown, you will fall to my blade
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:54:15 PM
No.150848335
>>150848174
>I have a fat belly, thighs and mantits
THIS guy seethes at the rocks that fucked Jenny? If anything he'd be right at home being one of them!
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:54:22 PM
No.150848337
>>150848351
>>150848313
No, I have created grown people and inserted them into our timeline. Not unlike how the world was always grown when it was created
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:54:52 PM
No.150848343
>>150848360
What's stopping Yugi from mind crushing Ash on the spot and just raping him with a gun at the back of his head the entire time and blowing his brains out after he finishes?
Mind crush canonically put Kaiba into a coma.
Guns exist in the Yu-Gi-Ohverse.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:55:41 PM
No.150848351
>>150848363
>>150848337
What the fuck are you talking about nigger mudslime sandnigger?
AIEEEEEEE I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE DRAGON BALL CHADS BULLIED ME WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:56:37 PM
No.150848359
>>150848443
>>150848258
Lucario mocked Ash and Pikachu's bond and deliberately tried to piss Ash off outside of an actual combat scenario and Ash was not trying to kill Lucario in retaliation. And nah I don't think Ash would try to physically fistfight someone for killing his Pokemon, I think he'd pull out a stronger Pokemon because, yanno, Ash's Pokemon are stronger than he is
>did you just ignore
"Why is it offensive to claim someone doing something that contradicts the fundamental point of Pokemon should be the big win for the face of Pokemon"
"Errmmm did you just ignore my post?"
>do not think it's what would be the deciding factor
And yet this is a point that is relentlessly argued and treated as a huge win con because people seem to struggle heavily coming up for wincons for Ash
Yes, Ash is physically stronger than Yugi (assuming Yugi does not get Duel Armor, anyway). No, it shouldn't have any bearing on the fight, really. Get over Pokemon vs Digimon, it's been 10 years
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:56:38 PM
No.150848360
>>150848513
>>150848343
Guns aren't part of Yugi's standard arsenal
If we go by that logic Ash also gets guns because in the JP version of the anime guns exist and have been shown
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:56:48 PM
No.150848363
>>150848428
>>150848351
Evolution is real but it didn't happen. When God made the world it was already fully grown. Adam wasn't a zygote when God created him. It's like that
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:57:15 PM
No.150848368
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:57:48 PM
No.150848373
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:58:16 PM
No.150848379
>>150848415
>>150848356
Sonic...
Invincible...
DC...
Krato...
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:58:37 PM
No.150848381
>>150848310
Yes it's some autistic fatherless faggot who seethes at everyone who doesn't suck his OC's dick
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:58:59 PM
No.150848383
>Krato
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:00:00 PM
No.150848396
Kratonic ideals scale above Platonic ideals
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:01:18 PM
No.150848407
>>150848445
>>150848310
Jenny from my life as a teenage robot had a run in with some rock people who lived underground and then someone made a legendary animation of those rock people fucking her every which way and breaking her pleasure centers until she moaned really loud and made them crumble apart. I guess jenny is this guy's waifu and that's why his OC looks like a male version of her
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:01:59 PM
No.150848413
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:03:46 PM
No.150848428
>>150848363
You may be retarded but you said something really smart just this once.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:04:09 PM
No.150848431
>>150848440
>>150848415
What the hell is this?!
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:04:18 PM
No.150848432
Reminder Chronoa RAPES and GAPES SHARTnic and his entire verse
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:04:34 PM
No.150848437
>>150847296
Gapes INCELsior, turning Jenny into his Pokemon team's cum slut
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:04:50 PM
No.150848440
>>150848431
That's just Fortnite.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:05:10 PM
No.150848443
>>150848505
>>150848359
>Ash would not care about his Pokemon dying at all
Why? Also Ash's friends had to break up the fight. Ash definitely was not trying to fucking KILL Lucario but he was pissed off. The point is not "Ash is a psycho who will slit anyone's throat over disrespecting his Pokemon" it's that Ash cares deeply for his Pokemon.
>Treated as a huge win con
Never said that it was. People might think that because they never have an answer to what Yugi could do against that. But it's not a legitimate win con. You're putting scenarios in your head because some completely different person in a completely different thread said something.
>Pokemon vs Digimon out of nowhere
When did I bring that match up? This whole fucking argument started because you insisted Yugi would just kill Ash with spell cards then I asked if that's something Yugi would even consider doing.
>>150848310
>>150848407
He is writing a gay fanfiction about how he kills god and transcends the outerverse or some shit like that to wank his OC
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:06:07 PM
No.150848453
>>150848237
I think those two are going to make it to the team merge at absolute worst. Sakuya and Geats are getting a lot of support because people want their SERIES in more than the characters themselves, they're just vessels.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:06:31 PM
No.150848458
So far this season, Everyone who is in Fortnite but their opponent is not won their battle. Except for Sissy Rider
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:07:13 PM
No.150848463
>>150848481
>>150848534
>>150848415
I want Freddy to fight Poppy so he can kill that fraud and take his rightful place in the sun.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:07:45 PM
No.150848471
>>150848499
>>150848445
But to impugn him is to impugn existence itself... He would be tying his own rope
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:08:52 PM
No.150848478
>>150848649
>>150848161
>>steps in when his friend is being attacked
Didn't step in earlier though did he? Had to attack Red when Zard and WarGreymon were already a massive distance away so Zard didn't eat him or something
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:09:06 PM
No.150848481
>>150848463
Gen Alpha is afraid of THIS?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:09:10 PM
No.150848483
>>150848508
>>150848533
>>150848445
S-s-stop it!!! My fanfiction is cool!!! It has torture of people i hate!
>>150818132
>>150818171
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:09:33 PM
No.150848488
>>150848415
Wtf? This fits really well...
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:10:04 PM
No.150848490
>>150848506
>>150848445
Just have him spar with Kratos. That makes him outerversal minimum
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:10:29 PM
No.150848499
>>150848542
>>150848471
>Literally troons out
KWAB!!!
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:10:56 PM
No.150848505
>>150848643
>>150848443
>>Ash would not care about his Pokemon dying at all
Do you mind pointing out to what part of my post you're quoting there? I can't seem to find it...
>People might think that because they never have an answer to what Yugi could do against that
Don't most people just say Yugi would attack Ash with his own monsters or magic if Ash tries to directly attack him? Seems like that's a fine answer to me. Sounds like you just don't like it?
>This whole fucking argument started
I'm not the anon you were previously replying to.
And nah, the whole "Ash punches Pokemon" thing comes from redditors' eternal asshurt over Tai punching Red. Get. Over. It. It's been a fucking decade.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:11:02 PM
No.150848506
>>150848545
>>150848490
One of his posts disparages a transperson....
Kratos would never scale himself to that monster. Kratos would TEACH Excel
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:11:17 PM
No.150848508
>>150848525
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:11:44 PM
No.150848513
>>150848360
Ash can have guns but it won't help him after being mind crushed for breaking the rules and bringing a gun to a duel monster game
>>150848508
It's called being based!!!
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:13:02 PM
No.150848533
>>150848483
He kind of reminds me of those fags we get from time to time who want a monopoly over every discussion like the ones who pretend to have read Stephen King's Dark Tower, and Black Hat fag
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:13:08 PM
No.150848534
>>150848463
Huggy Wuggy stomps basic Freddy HARD.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:13:33 PM
No.150848538
>>150848582
>>150848525
This is not based at all. This is self insertion. Nigga you need help. Go outside nigga
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:14:02 PM
No.150848541
>>150848525
Notice how Springtrap, Kratos, Doom Slayer, and Dante aren't there
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:14:03 PM
No.150848542
>>150848551
>>150848582
>>150848499
I mean... he did say this a while ago...
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:14:26 PM
No.150848545
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:14:29 PM
No.150848546
>>150848565
>Excel
My OC's defeats him
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:14:54 PM
No.150848551
>>150848582
>>150848542
Hit the gym nigga
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:15:52 PM
No.150848559
>>150848922
>>150848946
>>150848525
>all of our HEROES collapsing from exhaustion after RAVAGING Jenny's insides
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:15:58 PM
No.150848561
>>150848570
You faggots are mentally ill
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:16:09 PM
No.150848565
>>150848546
This poster is Shuma Gorath. Do NOT give him your mental real estate
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:16:33 PM
No.150848568
Dead franchise
Dead topics
Dead threads
Ban these threads already. These retard losers need to fuck off.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:16:37 PM
No.150848570
>>150848561
No one sane or healthy powerscales. Much less here
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:17:03 PM
No.150848571
>>150844469 (OP)
Nobody cares dbgay
>DURR HURR THA SPIC DEATH SHOW IS HAPPENING
Nobody. Cares. Dbgay.
Why don't you spics watch something that doesn't involve brown levels of violence? Oh wait, you can't! Because you're all retarded monkeys from latin america!
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:17:34 PM
No.150848578
I honestly hope all of you Deathbattlespics get tortured slowly in horrific, agonizing pain until death. All of you are subhuman cockroaches that should be genocided
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:17:43 PM
No.150848581
Kratos Broke me...
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:17:43 PM
No.150848582
>>150848597
>>150848538
Self insertion is based
>>150848542
>>150848551
Fuck you i hate having muscles i wish i was a cute robot shota
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:18:06 PM
No.150848587
Y'all are virgin losers and will stay so for the rest of your lives. Imagine talking to a girl asking you what you do of your life.
>i'm a virgin loser that spends 24/7 of his time on 4chan especially shitposting on /dbg/ nice to meet you
Lmao y'all are disgusting and should kys asap
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:18:58 PM
No.150848597
>>150848634
>>150848582
You are a mentally ill moeshitting nigger.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:19:13 PM
No.150848599
>>150848615
>>150848635
>You will die because from gang violence
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:19:16 PM
No.150848601
>>150848616
>>150848631
>Seething over anons on 4chan for no reason
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:19:33 PM
No.150848606
>>150848624
>>150848588
OH FUARK LOOK OUT!
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:20:05 PM
No.150848615
>>150848599
Fuck you for remembering that
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:20:09 PM
No.150848616
>>150848601
I am beyond Logos!
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:20:31 PM
No.150848624
>>150848664
>>150848606
Alien X would tank that.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:20:38 PM
No.150848627
>>150848588
>no Kratos
Yep
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:20:56 PM
No.150848631
>>150848601
Who is this BBC connoisseur?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:21:10 PM
No.150848634
>>150848597
SHITren. Lost.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:21:12 PM
No.150848635
>>150848710
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:21:40 PM
No.150848643
>>150848772
>>150848505
>And nah I don't think Ash would try to physically fistfight someone for killing his Pokemon, I think he'd pull out a stronger Pokemon because, yanno, Ash's Pokemon are stronger than he is
There you go.
>Don't most people just say Yugi would attack Ash with his own monsters or magic
No, not really. People just back pedal and deflect saying it's a Digimon revenge attack like you are
>Someone on reddit said it so...
Okay? I can probably find people on reddit saying the same thing you're saying. Guess everything you just said is invalidated. Sorry
>Get over it. It's been a fucking decade
You seem more offended by it than anyone here. You keep bringing it up as some ultimate gotcha when I've agreed multiple times that Ash punching Yugi is not a win con.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:22:13 PM
No.150848648
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:22:23 PM
No.150848649
>>150848478
He analyzed the situation instead of running in without a plan, who knows what that sicko Red might have done
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:22:31 PM
No.150848651
>>150848849
>>150846595
>Might as well make a customs nioh/ demon souls character and give him all the wombo combo muso weapons shit shit that dynasty warriors introduced
ENTER
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:22:33 PM
No.150848653
>>150848662
>>150848685
[M4F] Request 18 of Looking for my Jenny Wakeman
BEFORE YOU ASK, YES ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+ IN THIS
I am looking for someone (preferable a biological female/open to male too) with some good enough understanding of MLAATR (That old nicktoon) to RP with them as XJ9/Jenny Wakeman and my character as her newly-introduced-to-the-setting Superpowered Bionic Partner from another reality who helps her in saving the day adventures, but seems to know a lot about her and have a mysterious background...
We can talk about our preferences, here's some things about me
- I'd prefer you to be active
- I'm unsure if im semi-literate or a one-liner, one of these two considering i don't write big paragraphs
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:23:11 PM
No.150848658
>>150848588
>Picture of Ben proudly letting himself get killed by everyone else in the pic
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:23:19 PM
No.150848662
>>150848681
>>150848687
>>150848653
What a mentally ill nigger
>>150848624
Oh FUARK LOOK OUT!
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:23:56 PM
No.150848673
>>150848588
Alien Force ruined Ben 10 and Alien X is a monument to that
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:24:27 PM
No.150848679
>>150848664
THOSE SCISSORS TRANSCEND FICTION BTW NOBODY WOULD TANK THAT
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:24:38 PM
No.150848681
>>150848662
You're not perfect, chud.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:24:46 PM
No.150848685
>>150848653
Someone should do this and then NTR him deep into the RP
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:24:55 PM
No.150848687
>>150848701
>Has an alien capable of editing reality with no limits
>Can use him without any restrictions
>Doesn't immediately solve the plot
Make it make sense
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:25:06 PM
No.150848692
>>150848720
>>150848730
IN A WORLD
>*pans in to a Pride convention *
>Camera shows Kyle struggling to suck off five trans girls as...
>"AND KRATOS TAKES SIX AT ONCE! WE HAVE A NEW ANTI BIGOT WORLD CHAMP!!!"
>*Record scratch* *Freeze frame*
>"NOOO!!!!!!"
>Flash cut to Kyle despondently walking in the rain
All around me are familiar faces
>"Oh man Kratos satisfied so many LGBTQ people again, at this rate I'll never be the world's greatest ally!"
>Book drops on Kyle's head which reads " Gay Note"
Worn out places
>Cut to Kyle in room with Broly
>"Yer' sayin' every name I write in here gets turned into a femboy/trans girl?"
>"Oh my Harris...bigotry is fucked"
>Zoom in on Kyle writing Simon's name
>*beat*
>"AAIIIIEEE WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!"
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>Cut to Asura storming into Kyle's apartment
>"I don't even know who you are anymore!"
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>*Chudcels assembling for battle against Kyle*
>"You saying we're in some kind of...Death Battle?"
>Cut to Kyle flying around the world and shooting dilators from his Rainbow Lantern Ring
>360 panoramic shot of Bardock and Omni-Man pointing as geysers of femboy cum flood the cities
BWEEEW
>Shot of Godzilla rising out of the ocean as Reidi plays
BWEEEW
>*Deku and Miles conducting a beam struggle with their BBCs*
BWEEEW
>Cut to the chudcels defeated
>"We can't do it. He's too powerful!"
>Slow clapping sound as Venti from Genshin Impact, emerges from the shadows
>"Gentlemen... I believe I may be of assistance here."
>*record scratch*
DON'T STOP MAKE IT POP
>this summer is going to be
>*montage of Maka fucking Ruby*
>Tom and Coyote walks in "aaawkward"
>Deadpool does a cheeky pose "Erm...well THAT just happened!"
D.J. BLOW MY SPEAKERS UP
>this summer is going to beβ¦
>*montage of Bruce Banner break dancing*
>Superman "LIIIIIT!"
>this summer is going to be!
>*montage of every time they say "Death Battle" in the movie*
>Goku "Heh...I guess it is a-"
TITLE DROP
DEATH BATTLE: THE MOVIE
RATED R
Coming soon to a thread near you
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:25:58 PM
No.150848701
>>150848717
>>150848687
>>CHADcism
Indeed. He is a mentally ill troon nigger.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:26:03 PM
No.150848704
>>150844555
I mean, it depends. Do you even normally get excited for Christmas?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:26:24 PM
No.150848710
>>150848635
Kylesisters...
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:26:34 PM
No.150848716
>>150848689
Ben is a PSYCHO who loves to watch lesser beings struggle.
This applies for any other character who is supposedly omnipotent btw.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:26:37 PM
No.150848717
>>150848701
You will bleed Cell!!!
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:26:48 PM
No.150848720
>>150848692
K E K K Y P O W
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K
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O
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>>150848692
Where does this originate from?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:28:11 PM
No.150848744
>>150848664
Those scissors would SHATTER if Hal tried to use them on Alien X.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:28:34 PM
No.150848747
>KINGTOScracy
Kek, Based, Canon
>SHITnerian Egoism
Cuck, Cringe, Fanon
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:28:39 PM
No.150848748
>>150845394
Too much organized support for Geats, Sakuya, and Frieren.
So that leaves Meta Knight, Samus, and Flowey.
>>150845432
>girls
Flowey would still be there.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:28:57 PM
No.150848754
>>150848808
>K.O. Yu-Gi-oh! theme starts playing
>Boomstick: Ow, my childhood, again⦠did we really have to watch Charizard die three whole times?
>Wiz: If it helps, this was a very close battle. Ashβs wide array of Pokemon and abilities would certainly have given Yugi a run for his money, at least, at first.
>Boomstick: Until he was able to use his bullshit magic and trap cards to counter them all! Seriously, stopping attacks with light swords, reflecting attacks back at all of Ashβs monsters, and neutralizing Pokemon into a freaking pentagram?!
>Wiz: While Ashβs team was certainly diverse and strong, they relied heavily on his training and tactics to function outside of fighting like wild animals. Realistically, he could only control a few of them at once. On the other hand, Yugi could simultaneously activate multiple cards and control several monsters on the field.
>Boomstick: And thatβs not even getting into their attack power. Yugi controls monsters that measure up to continent level threats like the Leivathan. His strongest monster casually one-shotted Zorc, who caused a solar eclipse without breaking a sweat!
>Wiz: Ashβs attacks by comparison were a bit more underwhelming, and his strongest moves were limited by the constraints of things like mega-evolution-
>Boomstick: -while Yugiβs Egyptian Gods could pretty much do whatever they wanted. But hey, couldnβt Ash have just, you know punched him? Iβd at least want to see if I could grab that stupid haircut, thereβs no way he doesnβt use product.
>Wiz: Uh, yeah. While Ash has definitely displayed some relatively impressive strength feats, thereβs a question of if he would have even gotten close enough to Yugi to strike him. Atem has displayed a mastery of trickery and illusions several times over, and Ash, well, he's kinda dumb.
>Wiz: Yugiβs superior tactical mind, range of abilities, and more impressive attack power won the day.
>Boomstick: Ash couldnβt quite catchup to Yugiβs mojo.
>Wiz: The Winner is Yugi Mutou
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:29:48 PM
No.150848766
Damn, im feeling so fat and gassy rn
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:29:50 PM
No.150848767
>>150844555
Yes because you care too much about fanfiction
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:30:09 PM
No.150848772
>>150848857
>>150848643
That's weird anon. I didn't say "Ash doesn't care about his Pokemon dying" at all in that chunk you quoted...
It's very strange to me you don't think Ash would just use strong Pokemon in life or death situations that actually threaten his or his friends' lives when that's, uh, happened on the show multiple times
>No, not really. People just back pedal and deflect
Nah I've seen it happen multiple times, then it just starts descending into "BUT YUGI'S MONSTERS ARE JUST HOLOGRAMS AND ALL HE'S GOING TO DO IS JUST SPAM LIGHTSHOWS AT ASH WAAAAH" because for some weird reason Ashfags think DB is actually going to do that. I'm surprised you didn't start doing the same thing
>You seem more offended by it
I mean yeah, I like Pokemon a lot and I hate when people who know jack shit about the franchise think they know what they're talking about in regards to how Ash or Pokemon behave or what they can do.
I also hate sore losers who keep trying to pathetically get runbacks through other characters and episodes, especially when they lost a fucking decade ago.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:31:50 PM
No.150848799
>>150848689
Well because in the context of the setting, the rest of the Celestialsapians would both oppose Ben's actions and be able to reverse them.
This is my OC. On a bad day he's a trillion times stronger than xjoc and he erased him from existence just by thinking about it. Jenny married him because she thought he was handsome and strong.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:32:13 PM
No.150848808
>>150848754
Ash has Jesus in his heart so he automatically beats Atem who believes in the false gods of Egypt who canonically job to the lord of lords.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:32:51 PM
No.150848820
>>150848664
This card is remarkably floppy disc esque
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:33:17 PM
No.150848827
>>150848800
>Only statements
KING
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:33:42 PM
No.150848832
>>150848800
Based and infinitely better written
I loved the part where he demolished Excelsior with a single haymaker and obliterated the multiverse as a side effect
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:34:33 PM
No.150848841
>>150848800
Thank you for TEACHING that MONSTER.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:35:07 PM
No.150848849
>>150848651
Protagonist of Wo Long is especially odd amongst the Team Ninja characters.
They don't even have a title like Chosen Undead or Ashen One.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:35:18 PM
No.150848856
>>150848800
BLEED TO DEATH
I AM AN EXTRAVERSAL BOUNDLESS BEAST!!! A BEAST OF THE ABYSS!!! ABYSST!!!
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:35:26 PM
No.150848857
>>150848873
>>150848961
>>150848772
>I did not literally write out "Ash does not care" I just made up a scenario where he wouldn't care
Ogey
>Hologram cope
Never said this, why do you keep coming up with scenarios for something you don't even consider a win con. Unless you actually do for some reason.
Quit being offended by literal fan fiction. Ash won't punch Yugi. Yugi won't use a spell card to kill Ash. End of discussion.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:36:21 PM
No.150848873
>>150848857
Please understand Yugi jeets don't have the best education
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:36:44 PM
No.150848877
>>150848730
It seems like a more deranged version of the Mario movie one
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:38:48 PM
No.150848909
Feeling... Brappy...
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:39:08 PM
No.150848918
My OC is a cool knight guy who ends up marrying his mentor/mother figure. He kills a mountain sized monster once.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:39:21 PM
No.150848922
>>150848946
>>150848559
I really wish this design caught on and not the Zero Mission one. It's so much hotter
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:39:21 PM
No.150848923
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:40:15 PM
No.150848939
>>150848986
>>150848996
>Ash stealing mons
Not only Yugi can easily just... use his cards to kill it if Ash manages to summon them, if Ash tries to summon a god gard he is getting Mai'd
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:40:47 PM
No.150848946
>>150848969
>>150848559
>>150848922
Are the metroid games worth playing?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:40:50 PM
No.150848947
>>150848730
>this summerβ¦
>everyone's favorite plumberβ¦
>is coming to the big screen
>*cuts to bowser voiced by Jack Black* What a bummer!
>*Ke$ha starts playing* WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE IM P DIDDY
>*Mario wakes up giddy for the moning as Peach is carried away in the distance, his alarm is still going off and he can't hear her, scrolls through some messages, looks up as he's about to read "princess peach kidnapped" remember to take up luigi, who's alarm is the local radio
>"in other news, princess peach has been-"
>Mario, voiced by Chris Pratt "It's a me! Your brother, Mario! We need to get an early start on our day if we're going to get anything done!"
>Luigi, voiced by Charlie Day, "just go on without me, man"
>Mario: "but together we are the super Mario brothers! Without you I'm just⦠Regular Mario Brother."
>two brothers will find themselves
>Mario "what?! Peach is missing?"
>Luigi "really?"
>and maybe Peach
>Mario "and bowser took her?β
>Luigi "wow REALLY?"
>but first they have to find Bowser
>bowser: "I know what girls like!"
>*presents a bundle of fire flowers to Peach* "fire flower?"
>*Peach kicks him in the balls*
>"AAAAA My fire balls!β
>who might need to be saved from peach
>peach, voiced by who do you fucking think, it's Anya Taylor-Joy "I keep inviting you to go kart riding, to play golf, to parties, and even to the Olympic Games AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!β
>this summer is going to be
>*montage of slap stick*
>*bowser twerking*
>Mario "aaawkward"
>this summer is going to beβ¦
>*montage that's pretty much the inevitable dance party ending*
>*toad doing a head spin*
>"LIIIIIIIIT"
>this summer is going to be!
>*montage of every time they say "super" in the movie
>SUPER
>Super Mario Bros.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:41:29 PM
No.150848961
>>150849009
>>150848857
Huh? That's not what I did at all. You okay there anon?
>why do you keep coming up with scenarios for something you don't even consider a win con
I'm talking about arguments people have made on this in the past. Again, you sound really confused, are you alright?
>Ash won't punch Yugi
Oh glad we agree then. What was the point of this argument?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:41:43 PM
No.150848969
>>150848946
Zero Mission, Super and Fusion for sure.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:42:50 PM
No.150848986
>>150848939
worse yet ra would just disobey and kill Ash on the spot for being disrespected in such a way.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:43:28 PM
No.150848996
>>150848939
Don't even humor it, the person suggesting it wants Ash to steal a monster Yugi doesn't even have.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:43:52 PM
No.150849009
>>150849043
>>150848961
>What was the point of this argument
You tell me. I said multiple times it won't happen and that it's not a win con.
Whats this thing about Ash stealing Pokemon Ash has literally never done that only Team Rocket has
God Yugitards are so dumb
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:45:23 PM
No.150849038
>>150849084
Freddy vs Jason when??
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:45:27 PM
No.150849040
>>150849011
Just because Ash never did it before doesn't mean he can't.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:45:32 PM
No.150849043
>>150849103
>>150849009
And yet you started with "why are you so offended Ash could do this" before then arguing that Ash would basically just do that because, uh, apparently he did it against Lucario or something. But I mean sure if you want to admit loss in a way that helps you save face on an anonymous image board be my guest
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:46:48 PM
No.150849056
>>150849155
>>150848730
IN A WORLD
>*pans in to All Might convention*
>Camera shows Deku struggling to suck off five BBCs as
>"AND MILES TAKES SIX BWCs AT ONCE! WE HAVE A NEW SOROS ANTIRACIST WORLD CHAMP!!!"
>*Record scratch* *Freeze frame*
>"NOOO!!!!!!"
>Flash cut to Deku despondently walking in the rain
All around me are familiar faces
>"Oh man Miles satisfied so many pro hero bvlls again, at this rate I'll never be the world's greatest kekold"
>Book drops on Deku's head which reads "Blacked Note"
Worn out places
>Cut to Deku in room with Kyle
>"Yer' sayin' every name I write in here gets BLACKED?"
>"Oh my Zelensky...racism is fucked"
>Zoom in on Deku writing Asta's name
>*beat*
>"AAIIIIEEE NOT MY BLACK BVLL ANUS!!!!!"
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>Cut to Miles storming into Deku's cuckshed
>"I don't even know who you are anymore!"
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>*Chudcels assembling for battle against Deku*
>"You saying we're some kinda pro kekolds or something?"
>Cut to Deku flying around Tokyo using dilators ejected from his neovagina
>360 panoramic shot of Mark and Gohan pointing as geysers of African bvll cum flood the city
BWEEEW
>Shot of Kratos coming to Earth as Touhou plays
BWEEEW
>*Deku and Miles conducting a beam struggle with their BBC's*
BWEEEW
>Cut to pro kekolds defeated
>"We can't do it. He's too powerful!"
>Slow clapping sound as Kazuya Kinoshita from Rent-a-Girlfriend, emerges from the shadows
>"Gentlemen... I believe I may be of assistance here."
>*earth shattering fart noise*
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>this summer is going to be
>*montage of DB winners fucking ruby*
>Tom and Coyote walks in "aaawkward"
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
>this summer is going to be
>*montage of scalingbucks breaking featscucks*
>Simon "based!"
>this summer is going to be
>*montage of every time they say "blacked" in the movie*
>light and columbo show up
>now this will be an interesting world to be the god of...
>BLACKED
>BLACKED NOTE
>DEKU VS MILES DEATH BATTLE
>PG-13
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:47:10 PM
No.150849063
>>150849011
some mouthbreathing moron said ash could steal yugi's cards and use em
>>150849011
>Ash would steal Yugioh cards! Heh, checkmate Yugitards!
>that would be really fucking bad for Ash if he did that
>u-um, who brought up Ash stealing Yugi's monsters? God Yugitards are so stupid!
Wow
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:48:31 PM
No.150849081
>>150849069
Smartest Pokefag brain at work in real time
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:48:52 PM
No.150849084
>>150849038
Jason would fuck Freddy up so bad. I imagine it ending like that scene with the dinosaur in the old Tekken movie. Freddy would try to bite Jason and Jason just catches that shit and rips Freddy's jaw clean off.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:49:04 PM
No.150849088
>>150849098
Now that the thread is over, who won?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:49:33 PM
No.150849098
>>150849088
KINGtos's, blessed, canonicalwin.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:49:34 PM
No.150849099
>>150849109
>>150849130
>>150849069
>Ash steals a god card and tries to use it
GG
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:49:40 PM
No.150849103
>>150849129
>>150849241
>>150849043
Sorry you're taking this too seriously. You were saying Ash deserves a OOC kill for someone suggesting something slightly in character. Get over it.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:50:26 PM
No.150849109
>>150849099
>Bottom right
MAN Valentine...
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:50:57 PM
No.150849117
>>150849069
The first person suggesting Ash steals Yugi's card said it was a bad idea in the same sentence.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:51:58 PM
No.150849129
>>150849209
>>150849103
I didn't do any of that though
>Get over it
Squawk squawk. Polly want a cracker?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:52:00 PM
No.150849130
>>150849146
>>150849163
>>150849099
Jesus protects Ash from these tricks and Ash uses the card without issue and erases Atem. BOOM. Christ is king.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:53:05 PM
No.150849146
>>150849130
Post Ash going to Church NOW
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:53:09 PM
No.150849147
>>150849180
>>150848689
>editing reality with no limits
The thing about Alien X is that tapping into his powers requires Ben to come to an agreement with other the 2 beings holding them back from him so most of the time he's stuck in a sort of vegetative state when he uses that form.
But of course powerscaling debates ignore that in favor of putting Ben at his absolute strongest for most of his fights
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:53:37 PM
No.150849155
>>150849056
>Slow clapping sound as Kazuya Kinoshita from Rent-a-Girlfriend, emerges from the shadows
>"Gentlemen... I believe I may be of assistance here."
Actually epic as fuck
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:54:08 PM
No.150849163
>>150849202
>>150849255
>>150849130
Atem was the pharaoh and pharaoh makes christians run away in fear, needing deus ex machinas to escape egypttian soldiers.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:55:51 PM
No.150849180
>>150849147
To be fair, that aspect was worked out.
Ben said they could argue as much as they wanted so long as they gave him free reign.
That's the main advantage Ben has in fights against even experienced Celestialsapians, since even if they instantly agree to move, they still have the buffer time of making the decision.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:57:31 PM
No.150849202
>>150849221
>>150849226
>>150849163
>Mixing up Christians and the Hebrews
>Forgetting what happened to the Pharaoh
Also, Jesus grew up in Egypt for a while before his family returned to Jerusalem.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:58:26 PM
No.150849209
>>150849241
>>150849129
Legitimately mind broken. Sorry you wasted your time making up scenarios in your head.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:59:29 PM
No.150849221
>>150849202
>Ramses then goes on to become Ramses the Great even with the Biblical plagues handicap
GODses...
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:59:52 PM
No.150849226
>>150849240
>>150849246
>>150849202
>So sleep deprived I forgot to capitalize "His"
It's not necessary, but I now feel bad about it.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 5:00:52 PM
No.150849240
>>150849265
>>150849226
you're burning in hell for not respecting His name and sacrifice.
Anywho Yugi also has blood with Henry Tudor, who was a christian.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 5:00:55 PM
No.150849241
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 5:01:21 PM
No.150849246
>>150849226
It's absolutely necessary
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 5:01:56 PM
No.150849255
>>150849163
>Pharaoh jobs to God hardening his heart
>Pharaoh jobs to the plagues
>Pharaoh job to Moses using a Beyblade to split the red sea
Ash has the powers of both God and anime on his side. Yugi is toast.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 5:02:31 PM
No.150849265
>>150849240
Should have waited a generation to clash against Henry VIII, the fat bastard.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 5:02:49 PM
No.150849267
Play us off, Soul!
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 5:03:21 PM
No.150849272
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 5:03:48 PM
No.150849277
Play us off, Johnny!