Thread 150847650

why not Zoidberg?

>>150847650 (OP)
Anyone remember when Amy was just a dumb bimbo character and the joke was that her physics degree was basically the 31st Century equivalent of a liberal arts degree.

>>150847883
>and the joke was that her physics degree was basically the 31st Century equivalent of a liberal arts degree
Was that in the Mars University ep? The only Amy lore I remember was her introduction as Farnsworth's clumsy intern he keeps for spare body parts should anything unfortunate happen to her.

>>150847650 (OP)
arse, gob, arse. If I have any left arse again

>>150847650 (OP)
I choose Kug

>>150847883
>her physics degree was basically the 31st Century equivalent of a liberal arts degree.
I don't remember that being a joke. I thought she was smart because she's asian. That's a much more understandable joke you could tell back then but can't tell now.

>>150847883
>>150848305
I also don't remember that joke. You sure you didn't hallucinate it?

>>150847650 (OP)
Leela was my first love so she's still queen, but rewatching lots of old Futurama these last two years has def made me grow an appreciation for Amy, too.

Amy. Always Amy

>>150848293
Kug got jugs

>>150848339
>I also don't remember that joke. You sure you didn't hallucinate it?
It was a common stereotype all throughout the 1980s and 1990s and 2000s and the first half the 2010s before civilization ended. Asians always did very well in mathematics and standardized testing and China and Japan were well-known for heavily pressuring their children with extreme levels of studying. It's not so much a joke as an understanding of reality at the time.

they're both whores so no

I love Asians so Amy

>>150847650 (OP)
They're both loose whores.
The best choice is neither.

>>150847883
>and the joke was that her physics degree was basically the 31st Century equivalent of a liberal arts degree.
No it wasn't at all

They both kinda suck, but Leela is hotter

>>150848235
Not even fucking close.

>>150848235
It was never a joke.

>>150847650 (OP)
It is so weird the show pretended Amy and Fry just wouldn't work even though they're a more realistic pairing personality wise than Leela and Fry, or even Amy and Kif.

>>150847650 (OP)
Amy is way more attractive, she's sweeter and she's rich. Only contrarians pick Leela of all fucking characters.

>>150848761
>They both kinda suck, but Leela is hotter

Amy swallows.

>>150848845
As much as people shit on the Comedy Central seasons, at least they still showed Amy's and Leela's bare butts, unlike HULUrama

>>150848845
>>150848867

>>150848887
damn....

>>150848867
I always expected Family Guy to be the more adult animated western show, but then Futurama came out of nowhere and changed that entirely. I'll give them credit where it's due.

>>150848887
Amy definitely has one of those weight loss piercings

>>150848887
>>150848797
I swear I'm not a fatfag but...

>>150848887
Full of semen.

>>150848845
>>150848867
Agreed

>>150848995
They need to fuck each other.

>>150848949
Ok fatfag

>>150848867
>>150848885

>>150848845
This again? Go jack off to R34

>>150849184
why'd you enter this thread

>>150848899
>>150849153

>>150848864
Hnnnnnghh

>>150847650 (OP)
Im a physicists and I like money so Amy

>>150847650 (OP)
>mutant
>asian
Can I get alien girl?

>>150847650 (OP)
I'll take em both, I'm hardcore.

Gimme Leela please

>>150847650 (OP)
Amy, easily,

>>150848949
WELL I AM.

>>150848845
This is why American Dad returning for the next season is gonna fucking suck.

>>150848987
okay nikisupostat

>>150849315
Back in the day when I was a kid I thought their relationship was cute. Now, I know Kif could have done better.

>>150847650 (OP)
Leela is hotter, but Amy is nicer and seems like she would rock your world in bed. Leela seems like she'd be a prude. I choose Amy

amy is sluttier

but i think leela would actually let you do more stuff to her if that makes sense

I watched the lastest episode and damn Billy West and Ketey Segal sound fucking done with life.

>>150847883
I thought the joke was she was smart on paper, but a bit airheaded?

>>150848293
made to be mating pressed

>>150851271
You're saying since she was such a hopeless romantic in the original run, she would've agreed to anything if it meant keeping a man for more than one night?

Hhhot.

>>150848235
>>150848794
>>150848815
The joke was that she had the same blood type as the professor.

The elevator lever mechanism joke really made me laugh. the rest of the episode was kinda okay, but they really need to hire someone for the music because boy did it fell empty of any of it during most of the episode.

(Yurope, here, we are only starting to get season 13 today, and only one episode per week).

>>150852757
you do realize the internet is free, right?

>>150852823
So is the Disney+ subscription my parents are paying.

I still like Futurama enough that I want to contribute to the viewership count of the show.

>>150852823
The internet itself is actually not free. But you can get lots of stuffs for free on it.

Those two animations of Zoidberg and the Amazons respectively are fuckign ace

>>150851276
They are 70 years old, anon.

>>150847650 (OP)
>>150847650 (OP)

>>150847650 (OP)
I find Leela a little bit hotter but I like Amy as a person more.

>>150848475
But she's from Mars not Asia.

>>150847650 (OP)
Did you prefer when Leela was just an alien?

Never thought Leela was hot because the one eye is weird.

>>150847650 (OP)
Leela because I'm a sub

>>150848845
you also got the large marge episode and the family guy equivalent to that where jesus makes lois' boobs big or the cutaway gag where lois gets big fucking breast implants and at the end of it peter's head comes out of her cleavage

>>150847650 (OP)
Amy. Lela is a complete cunt with no redeeming features.

>>150847650 (OP)
I have a little bit of yellow fever so yeah, it'd be Amy.

>>150855005
She has some redeeming qualities... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfQ7HH-HEbo

>>150847650 (OP)
I had a sex dream about Amy once so I choose her I guess

>>150847650 (OP)
Reminder that Leela's tits are confirmed fake

>Oh, fuff. I don't get all up in your business when you upgrade your bazooms!

Amy, yes I know she's a whore but you gotta admit she's way hotter, and she probably allows you to do anything you want with her

Plus she'd 100% be fwb so you can tap that anytime you wish, Amy.

>>150848845
>then, no ass
>now, no ass

>>150856135
1) In the 31st century, everyone's a little artificial, Fry included. What's one 3D-printed limb attachment or a grafted paraffin eye? Amy had "cuteness reduction surgery," so she's in the same realm anyway.

2) I'd imagine 31st century tech allows for far more advanced surgeries undetectable to the human/mutant eye.

3) Anything post-Devil's Hands is selective canon.

>>150848885
Kino

>>150848433
Is it not still the case or something

>>150847650 (OP)
I was (and still kind of am) genuinely attracted to Leela, so I choose her. Amy is too much of an airhead and her parents always pissed me off.

>>150847650 (OP)
>Amy
Hot and would seem like the obvious choice but she's a total whore and not actually trustworthy or valuable
>Leela
Dumb feminist cunt who is constantly insecure and has to do everything herself and she lacks female characteristics, fucking her is basically like fucking a man which is gay af
>Conclusion
Neither, fuck Kikeorama. Fry got done real dirty by being made a total retard who has to live through awful adventures while literally nobody likes him and his life is constantly in danger. I think I said it before that it lost that wholesome charm of classic Simpsons and went for shoddy ledditard cynicism and awful science gags only three people get

>>150858086
You want your pacifier?

>>150847650 (OP)
Call me old fashioned but I like my girls with two eyes.

>>150848797
It probably felt really good to take that off

>>150847650 (OP)
Leela. Even as a literal mutant, it's not a fair competition. She wears lipstick more often, she has longer hair, she has purple hair which isn't ideal but beats boring black, and is older so she's been legal longer.

>>150849167
;_;

>>150847650 (OP)
Why not both wrestling

>>150847650 (OP)
Marry the rich Chink, keep the mutant as a side piece to pop out babies.

>>150847650 (OP)
Amy Wong in a thong.

>>150847650 (OP)
Fire, lava, hot!

>>150847650 (OP)
I choose watching women wrestling. Preferably with a lesbian ending.

>>150859655
I know where that is from

>>150849362
Cute

>>150859655
I don't know where that is from

>>150850866
>This is why American Dad returning for the next season is gonna fucking suck.
Yep, if current Family Guy is toned down as fuck, I don't want to imagine how hard censorship is going to hit American Dad once it returns to Fox

>>150848845
Based
>>150856604
For u

>>150859655
Im so glad I lost interest in that series

>>150848817
Kif comes off as an Asian guy.
Fry is an idiot and would absolutely want a responsible type like Leela.

>>150859416
The rich Chink will murder you and drown all your children when she finds out

>>150859655
Wow rare ref, but honestly shocked not more art or greens of these two literally had multiple lez joke scenes and biggest one was the wrestling one

>>150859655
BASED ultimate surrender connisseur

>>150848293
I never thought I would die this way, but part of me really really hoped.

>>150859655
>Chloe Camilla retired from porn
>became a 'queer anarchist femme-inist sex educator'
>dating a fat butch dyke
Sad.

>>150859761
Ultimate surrender by kink, only watch the pre like 2016 stuff after that the girls become a lot more busted and the vids are more low quality. Used to have some of the well known porn stars then felt like they just started grabbing random women in later stuff
>>150860573
Yeah went a bit down hill, but honestly was crazy stuff to find as a young lad.

>>150861662
>Ultimate surrender by kink
Still funny to me that they have a page on the Pro-Wrestling Wiki, as do most of their performers.

>>150847650 (OP)
I've never found simpsonsdesigns attractive.

>>150861587
>Chloe Camilla
Damn and she was one of the cutest girls, had the peak petite but sexy vibe. I'd be fine with her not being in porn but the rest is wild
>>150861685
Let's be honest old school diva stuff was pretty much a gateway to ultimate surrender. I feel kids today aren't as lucky, I remember being like 5 and shit back when they still did bikini matches and strip matches. And you could just rewatch them on wwe site.

Also learned the wresstling reddit keeps this stuff alive and still has some torrents of classic ultimate surrender. Honestly shocked this isn't talked more on 4chan, half of 4chan are either into ryona or girl on girl. Could make some fun concepts

>>150861689
Well (You)'re the weird one here.

>>150856604
Fag

>>150859655
I miss Chloe so badly.

>>150847650 (OP)
Amy because I can't stand cyclops designs where the eye is so huge it takes up the entire skull if you think about it for even a second.

>>150862724
She never said that

>>150862724
Amy has also had sex with both of them lol

>>150847650 (OP)
It's not an easy decision. Amy and Leela are pretty close in terms of sex appeal, but I always choose Leela in the end because she's a better woman in all regards. Amy's sexy, spunky, bubbly, and fun but she's a heartless cumdump bimbo at the end of the day.

>>150848845
>"adult" cartoons
>cant even offer the boys some eye candy
What's the fuckin point?

>>150856729
What 31st century augmentations would you want?

>>150862788
>>150861709
So it wasn't just me? I fucking loved seeing Chloe losing. She would try so hard while getting frustrated and raped in the ring. Was also really cute the one time she won and had the other girl fuck her instead.
Real shame how she kinda fell apart after marrying her wife. She used to be super cute.
>>150861662
Yeah the girls got really trashy after 2016. I was tired of seeing all the biker bar bitches. With full body tattoos. That they replaced their original roster with.

>>150847650 (OP)
Amy, she's really smart and I like that.

>>150860633
Nah Chinks all have a Cuckquean kink for white women, just have to help her accept it.

>>150864230
I mean what does she even do now? If she's happy I guess it's all good a bit weird but all good. An yeah indeed she and I think the other girl named anne i think were the ones with the worst losing streaks and the smallest wish they had the two petite girls wrestle. Though I see it ending with that meme of "oh no they were both bottoms" Maybe why she's with a butch lol, she got to much yuri dom and it rotted her brain.

Damn didn't even realize it got that bad, like I saw a few eps cause I heard it was cancelled and was like huh oh it's back then saw some of the new stuff and yeah felt like they just found any girl off the street willing to well go down I guess. Honestly the idea of finding girls who are more amateur isn't bad but really felt like they just grabbed anyone. Wonder if old sites and teams like kink are even still active or relevant in this day and age. Cause lowkey as I said this could be a great concept in fact it was why most people were fans of Invincible fight girls a series about a plucky weak girl trying her best and getting fucked could work. Since the thong squad took off maybe someone should try something like ultimate surrender the /co/ addition

>>150864452
With Amy they made it pretty obvious, she was like leela's brat for taming earlier on. She honestly weirdly always felt the youngest too but her and leela are at best only a few years apart.

>Early on was much more submissive and obedient to leela
>Sometimes would be catty and tease her
>Leela would beat her ass and she wouldn't say anything
>She tried to date fry and leela took him without even trying
>Literally gets her hubby because leela sets her up with him through zap
>Always comes to leela for help
>Leela inspects her body and make sure she cleans up enough
>Leela and her apparently wrestle"train" frequently
>Leela "impregnated" her husband
>She raises leela's kids like a cuckette
>her kids like leela more since she's their real mom

>>150847650 (OP)
Well Leela is a classic "eat your emotions and fall into a cycle of denial and further gluttony" type of fatty Amy's raw food lust is hotter.
Both would get pretty huge if given free access to food and no judgement.

>>150847662
fpbp

>>150847650 (OP)
>CHOOSE
Why?

>>150864453
Not too sure about her activist thing that other Anon mentioned but I remember looking her up a few years ago to see if she did anything else like US. I remember seeing pictures of her with her wife where it just kinda looked like she got chubby and really started to show her age. This picture was the best example I could find while phone posting, and really doesn't show at least what I remember. Maybe it was partially the nose ring. I personally hate the nose piercings.
Also
>She and I think the other girl named Anne
>and I
I read that wrong at first and thought you were claiming that you along with Chloe and a girl named Anne were the US jobbers and you were accidentally admitting to it. Almost decided to just play dumb and continue to interpret it that way for fun but I digress.
Would actually be really funny if old Ultimate Surrender wrestlers were browsing /co/ in Futurama threads just to find people talking about their old work.

>>150864541
Remember, Amy's only skinny cause her body has a naturally insane metabolism, when it slows down, she'll immediately blimp out

>>150865442
I mean better than most assume she's 40 since no way she was below 25 during most of her og vids. So for being in her 40s she still looks pretty decent.

I think she had one all the way back in the day too, but yeah now nose piercings are a bit irksome to me as well. They were interesting in the 00s but now they are kind of played out and usually means girl is crazy

Kek my b, I usually am typing while working anon. I was just about to say imagine it, not gonna lie maybe I'll try and do something with this. Maybe I'll try and re-work Invincible fight girl, but instead make something like thong squad but wrestler girls. Who knows, IFG made me realize /co/ needs a good wrestler girl series. Also yeah kind of sad and pathetic maybe make main girl /our/ girl just a real loser trying to be popular, has to go on 4chan to even half get fans

>>150864230
>the one time she won
>still let the other girl have a go
Damn, remembering Ultimate Surrender of all things for the first time in so long and all I can think of is how cute that is.

>>150866180
She was letting us know what she was early on. Really though yep that's like such a core memory, I swear never thought so many people also watched it.

Wish their was some mega out there for all of it but think most of it is cut up and lost to time across multiple platforms

>>150847650 (OP)
the dumb bimbo chink, every single time

>>150866074
Saw the first 5 episodes on an international flight of Invincible Fight Girl. Liked what I saw for the most part. It's a bit heavy on the "Anime style" visual gags in the first episode which was a bit cringe and falling back to the old Accountants joke seemed a bit lazy but as the show picked up it was pretty fun.
Really wish she had fought more girls, we really need more shows with catfights in them. I know they did that Tuff Puppy thing where Kitty Katswell was agent Aika recently but it feels kinda like a cheap idea even if Agent Aika is what caused me to have a fetish for such things. Honestly what I'd really love is more hench women. Some female zakos to fantasize over would make my day.
>>150867090
I really find it kinda crazy how many people not only remember it in this random thread but also share my exact same opinions... You guys aren't me time traveling are you?

>>150867333
Honestly think ep 1 is ironically the best, then as it goes on they over wank her making her way to strong and it ruins what most wanted. A plucky cute girl becoming a fighter/wrestler and having to deal with hard ships and getting beaten but getting up etc. Also yeah the anime visuals and sound effects are a bit jarring especially since they use the most iconic ones like the dbz effects.

We all wish she fought more girls anon, we all do. Why bertie is one of the most popular characters besides andy. Think catfights are less popular since well it was kind of a real thing in the past, girl character had to fight girl characters so kind of trying to undo the bias.

Idk anon, who knows. An yeah really is just a random occurance, though doesn't 4chan have a whole wrestling board? Probably just common connections for young males into wrestling or fightng entertainment to then branch into sexfight/catfight stuff and boom ultimate surrender was the only "offiical" one.

>>150847883
that wasn't the joke

>>150868140
Ultimate Surrender is Banned on /pw/ literally got suspended twice once for bringing it up and once for making an Ultimate Surrender thread. They claim it's off topic.

>>150869098
Huh weird,but eh guess it's a blue board I suppose and not blue like /co/ where we more a cyan board.

>>150859416
Why the everloving fuck would you want to spread Leela's genes? She's a one-eyed freak.

>>150847650 (OP)
Any good Futurama sex comics with our main boy is fucking both of these girls by the end and together?

>>150848797
would.

>>150847650 (OP)
Amy no contest

>>150871494
>Such a greedy pig she eats whole sticks of butter like candy bars
No way >>150865738 is correct, the only way she stays thin is likely twice weekly liposuction treatments.

>>150871377
Do you mean Fry or Bender?
...or Zoidberg?

>>150848293
based

>>150848293
personally I like the blonde one best, but all three of the "main" Amazons are pretty good

>>150847883
No.