Thread 150852197

How long until they ruin Octavia?

not long enough, i fear
i bet they are gonna make her bend over sideways for her cheating, lying father and take him back while making her seem like the bad guy or torturing the poor uwu owl boi by forcing him to face the consequences of his actions

>>150852426
i actually had a different idea
>after the death of adam and some of the exterminators, heaven starts gearing up for an actual, full blown war with hell
>this means everyone is game, hellborn included
>they send skirmishing bands to probe their defences, target weak links and take out potential threats before the heavenly host descends in full force
>one of said skirmishers finds her way to octavia and anon while they are out on a date by their lonesome
>thinks anon is a sinner at first glance, but upon realizing its a full blown living human, the angel decides to ”free him” by killing the hellspawn that has clearly enslaved him
>lands in front of them and just plainly tells anon to step aside and let her get the job done
>anon tries to stop it, angel thinks hes suffering from stockholm syndrome
>things excalate, the angel lunges for the owl girl and ends up hitting anon when he jumps in front of the spear
>realizes what shes done and flees as anon dies in octavias arms, telling her he loves her as he draws his final breath
>then he wakes up in heaven
>meanwhile octavia is devastated, weeping while cradling anons corpse in her hands
>now anon needs to find his way back

last thread was pretty active, where did everyone go?

First to declare my love for Stella

>>150852197 (OP)
Right as Season 3 starts.

>>150852906
Burgers (at least those that do a 9-5) still have an hour left of work.
Filthy bongs like me have just finished dinner.

>>150852906
Suicide pact to find and kiss birds?

I have a feeling that the mystery villain we see in Mission Zero for a brief moment just might be Octavia in her villain arc later on.

>>150853020
Explain the antenna.

>>150853058
Disguise

>>150853058
Just "hair" braided up in a weird way, probably.

be honest, would you still?

ENTER

>>150853158
>"Faggot."

>"Sin monkey."

>>150853158
>"I can't believe my son could be such a FAGGOT!"

>>150853177
>after 45 minutes of slinging slurs and racist taunts at each other, the two grab drinks and forge a lifelong friendship

>>150852950
>Stella hasn't gone bra shopping since she was a teenager but she's grown to a huge size since she had Octavia.
>She cannot believe her measurements, they're absurd! She thought D Cup was the biggest but no, she's gone even further beyond!
>36GG. Good God.
>That bumped her into a bracket where the price alone is highway robbery.
>She wears a single bra. Black. Nothing fancy. Nothing sexy. Single. Black. Cotton.
>Boing boing boing boing.

>>150853243
>Stolas is only mildly upset that his dad, whom he thought had ascended past the divine/infernal dichotomy, comes back and bonds with a sinner like he was a second son.

>>150853133
Cuddling with ice Stella in bed at night sounds nice. I hate sleeping in the heat. It'll be like a feathery cooling pillow

>>150853614
Get out of here Emberlynn.

>>150852197 (OP)
I will ruin her with my penis in a little.

>>150853243
>>150853283
>"HEY, sootrat, smokerat, red trash, spadey..."
>"Red brimstoney, hornlickin' hoofy..."
>"Forktongued fodder, furnace-fucker!"
>"Redback, spikeback, pitchfork chucker!"
>"Any way ya figure, King Lucifer's a Prisoner to meeeeee!"

>>150854116
Kek

>>150854116
>>150853283
>>150853243
>>150853177
>>150853158
>anon is stolas apprentice
>he has managed to somehow vibe with stella and her flamboyant brother
>he has befriended octavia
>now he has somehow managed to get in paimons good graces
>his master cannot understand how he did it
>his own dad seems to like anon more than him
>he even managed to remember the humans name!
>and it irks stolas to no end
>he is starting to regret getting an apprentice

>>150852197 (OP)
they already did, they made her canonically asexual for pride month

>>150854529
actually, i think they did it to ”stop” people from drawing porn of her, because she is a ”minor”
that worked about as well as you would expect

>>150854557
doesn't change the fact that they made it canon, sadly.

>>150854612
eh, she is 17, just wave it away as it being a phase
a 17yo teen cannot decide that she will completely write off sex for the rest of her life, shes too young
i think the ”im asexual” thing is just a coping mechanism, she saw the kind of trouble sexuality brought to her family, sexual incompatibility is the root cause of her parents issues, so she might have been a bit marked by it
she might be a bit less sexual, of course, but she would still enjoy it with someone she loves, which would render the ace part of her character null and void
just because shes not a nympho it doesnt mean shes a sexless eunuch or something, sexual desire is a normal part of any creature, true asexuals are literally mentally defective, and octavia doesnt strike me as such

>>150852197 (OP)
I feel like Octavia is taking a backseat in season 3, so if they ruin her at all, it probably will be in season 4.

>>150852455
You guys are always so negative. I swear, in your quest to vilify Stolas, you end up uwuifying him more than Viv does because even Viv admitted he was delusional and in need of a reality check. Like the one he got in Sinmas.
Octavia's suffering won't be ignored just because you think Viv would bend the knee to the ravenous Stolasfags who shat on Octavia for months.

>>150854800
hey man, i just dont want him to get his cake and eat it too, the selfish bastard needs to suffer for being a daft cunt
octavia herself shouldnt forgive him even if it hurts her, because then he ll just repeat the same shit he has so far

>>150854235
>hey why does that look like the barrel of a-
>oh

>>150852906
I just got off work early, be patient Anon.
>>150853158
Paimom!
>>150854235
>Stolas decides to do the unthinkable, he's going to have his apprentice killed.
>But he's too coward to do it himself, so he hires IMP to do it. Only Blitzo is on board with the plan.
>He can't bring Loona along as Loona seems to have feelings for Anon. Moxxie & Millie seems to enjoy Anon's company.
>Looks like it'll only be Blitzo, he takes whatever weapons he can carry and marches out the door.
>Stolas silently waits to hear news or to see if Blitzo returns.
>Hours go by, nothing.
>Then, Stolas hears a knock at door. Blitzo has finally returned!
>Stolas opens the door and sees nothing, that is until he looks down.
>He sees a wriggling & naked Blitzo presented on a silver platter. Covered in sausage gravy and with an apple in his mouth. With a note saying "Dinner is served."

>>150854872
>stolas has, unfortunately, thought anon too many of his tricks without thinking things through (nothing new there)
>now he cant even sicc blitzo on him anymore, cause he can kick his ass with no problems
>if he wants to get rid of the human, he needs to do it himself
>but that would turn everyone against him
>the owl man has unwittingly checkmated himself
>at least anon doesnt seem to know he wants him dead
>or perhaps he does, but simply doesnt care

>>150854841
If my predictions are correct, he has a whole season to suffer the consequences of his actions.
Whether you like it or not, Octavia loves her dad more than her mum, and that's why she's so hurt by him breaking his promises and leaving her with her mum and weird uncle. Octavia won't forgive Stolas so easily; just take a look at I Will Be Okay again and pay attention to the lyrics and visual symbolism. It's not exactly that subtle.
>because then he ll just repeat the same shit he has so far
You guys hate Stolas so much that you don't even want to give him a chance to grow as a person and amend the mistakes he made with his daughter. Look, I don't want this to devolve into another shit-flinging battle where anons accuse me of being Stolasfag for the hundredth time because, for you, the only good ending for Stolas is him getting the Now That You're Gone / Ronnie McNutt treatment.

>>150855003
>Anon is aware Stolas was the one who sent Blitzo to kill him
>Even though he kicked Blitzo ass, he's the reason he was spared and not outright killed.
>He holds no hard feelings to his former master, he simply wants him to enjoy his life with Blitzo.

>>150855123
For me the bottom line is that I just don't give a shit about Stolas and prefer almost any character that isn't him.

>>150855194
>he *wanted* his master to be happy
>until the trial and him almost getting axed
>stolas pretty much disregarded every bit of advice anon gave him
>walked right into a trap
>was going to die on live TV, irrelevant of what his daughter might think
>anon wanted his master to be happy, but now hes just disgusted with him
>drops him like a sack of rocks and focuses his energy on being there for octavia
>she deserves someone better
>and his old master can rot for all he cares

>>150854529
>>150854557
>>150854612
>>150854715
Asexuality =/= lack of libido. She's not even aromantic. It just means she doesn't go through life thinking "Wow, this person is hot. I want to fuck them." like most of us do.

>>150855321
You don't need a sexuality for that
That's just called having restraint

>>150855321
ah, so its a made up word to describe people who arent complete hedonists?
you know, normal people from a few decades ago

>>150855321
... that's called being normal, anon.

Let's make a list of all the slurs we can call Imps. I'll start.
Fire Midgets

>>150855342
>>150855356
It's different. It's not even restraint if sexual attraction is completely absent to begin with.

>>150855373
Well, yes, having a normal sexuality means staring at hot people on the street. Most people do that. Restraint is trying to not do that all the time.

>>150855389
tar toads
soot rats
one timers/lifers
hellspawn/warpspawn
goats
smokebacks
pit gnomes
sub-sinners
coneheads/hornheads

>>150855389
Smokesniffers, Hellrats, Tar chuckers, Minions,Grunts, Chess heads, Redskins, Subsinners, One timers, Shorties, Goatlegs, Hornheads, Laborers, Sootslug, FireFag, Lavamange, RedVelvet, SatanScab, Hotbox, Brimstoners, Cookware Cricks, Frying Pan Catchers.

>>150855443
If you don't have any sexual attraction at all that's not asexuality, that's either autism or SSRIs.

>>150855389
Horn heads

”Stolas, what are you doing?”
>”Crack”
”What the FUCK?!”

>>150855443
>It's not even restraint if sexual attraction is completely absent to begin with.
Then you're just not attracted to that person
It happens

What if the cast got isekai'd?
>Bonus: Fantasy world of your choice

>>150855682
Isekai them into berserk world
Let's see how long they'll last among scary demons and swordsmen that don't have time for jokes

>>150855476
You're using the old "outdated" definition for asexuality instead of the "woke" one they use for Octavia. Asexuality doesn't mean low or absent libido anymore. And the "woke" definition of libido doesn't necessarily include sexual attraction.
>autism
Depends on the autist. I mean, we don't have to look too far given where we are. Some studies suggest that autists are more likely to be asexual than normal people, however.
>SSRIs
Those can lower libido overall.

>>150855589
Yes, but asexuals are supposedly not attracted to anyone. That's the gist of it. My point was that you can still date and have sex with asexual people. At least that's the case with the "woke" definition of asexuality. It doesn't have to be a negative for Octavia and people who like her.

>>150855785
>My point was that you can still date and have sex with asexual people.
Then that just goes back to being restraint
You can see how this all seems like a roundabout way of trying to make someone special for not being horny right?

>>150852197 (OP)
Hurting Octavia on accident due to her thin and lightweight body.

>>150855879
shes got super regen, so unless you hurt her with a holy weapon she should be fine

>>150855879
And then she instantly heals because goetia regenerate.

>Goetia can heal from nearly anything, live for centuries, and have cool ass magic
>imps have normal lifespans, squishy as fuck, no cool powers or unique things at all
Jeez imps really are the lowest of the low, which is weird since Satan made them you’d think he’d want cool demon servants.

>>150855825
My guy, how can you restrain a feeling that's absent in the first place? You don't have to restrain your lust if you don't feel attracted to anyone in the first place. Just like you can get morning wood without even seeing Stella in your dreams.
>this all seems like a roundabout way of trying to make someone special for not being horny right?
I see it more like a classification that got weaponized into culture wars by a bunch of 'people' known for wearing tiny hats.
But whatever, let's stop derailing the thread.

>>150855926
>>150855932
Hurting her over and over again because it's funny.

>>150855977
He made them exactly as he wanted them: Disposable servants with a penchant for violence that he can still very easily kill.

>>150856174
this, but with stolas because he actually deserves it

>>150856191
Based

>>150856191
>VIVZIE! ANIMATE AN UNCENSORED STOLAS SUICIDE SCENE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

>>150855511
>Anon is the brian to stolas' peter
Would that work?

>>150856594
nobody wants to be brian

>>150856594
>>150856608
Anon is seasons 1-3 Brian, Blitzo is modern Brian that Stolas fucks sometimes.

>>150856641
>Anon is seasons 1-3 Brian
Thats what i though, he'd be the voice of reason in the bird man's fucked up life, trying to steer him away from complete disaster
>Blitzo is modern Brian
Eh, he strikes me as more of a quagmire, especially if anon fucks loona

>>150856594
>"Hey Inco, what are you doing?"
"Memorium."
>"What the fuck?!"

>>150855727
Damn man that's overkill

>>150856641
>Ass ahoy, Stolas it's 8 o'clock, bitzo is home, and you still got your pants on what's the occasion?

Any draw friends here could do something like this pic with either Octavia, Stella, Loona I would be extremely grateful.

>>150856884
I forget, did Rapehorse ever seal the deal?

>>150857033
No he got killed by guts before he even got to first base

You know, if octavia's "asexuality" only means that shes not a blind hedonistic horndog like her dad, what would she be attracted to?
Lets say human men, but what kind? Slim? Buff? Tall? Short? Pretty?
What would her type be?
Would she want a man who reminds her of her dad or would she want a more masculine guy?

>>150857073
I assume she's attracted to (you).

>>150857073
I'm tempted to say daddy issues wins out but at the same time I think she'd drop her panties for a twunk.

>>150857073
I don't think she'd have a particular type. So long as the individual in question is caring, loyal, kind and isn't a horndog, that's the one who she'd want.

>>150852197 (OP)
There's nothing to ruin

>>150857142
>I'm tempted to say daddy issues wins out
Yeah, but her daddy doesnt look like the average "daddy type", he looks like a twink
So would she be into twinks and other such feminine men as a result?

>>150857183
>Octavia becomes a fag hag

>>150857148
>So long as the individual in question is caring, loyal, kind and isn't a horndog, that's the one who she'd want.
So she'd be all about personality and put 0 value on appearance?
Im calling bs, she is still a woman at the end of the day

>>150857239
NTA but well yeah if you're a fat ugly bastard she's probably not gonna be into it

>>150857239
>Im calling bs, she is still a woman at the end of the day
Not saying you're wrong in that assumption. Just that deep down Octavia wants someone to show genuine affection for her. That is if you're wanting to be more than friends with her, which is what you'd want to pursue first and need to be.

>>150857341
Fair, i wonder how romantic she would be once you do get at "that point", though
Would she be as clingy and naughty as her dad?
Would she be more dignified, cold and aloof, like her mom?
Would she melt at your touch like a needy puppy?
How vanilla/kinky would she be?
Would she like PDAs? Prefer to keep it strictly in private?

>>150857548
I still can't get over how fucked up anon's proportions are in that, he looks like a kid with progeria.

>>150857643
I think anon is supposed to be average sized and octavia is meant to be the tall one

>>150857183
Ehh, sort of. I think she'd definitely be down for a guy who nails the 'I just got into my boy-band/emo phase myself' look.
Granted she may also just appreciate a fairly plain dude. Someone more grounded compared to the people around her.

>>150857682
It's not about sheer size, he's spindly and his limbs are undeveloped.

>>150857548
Likely a mix of both her father and mother, clingy but cold. She wants be with you but she's unable to express her true feelings due to lack of experiences and fear she'll come off too strong and act too much like her father.
>Would she melt at your touch like a needy puppy?
Very very much so, early on she'd cry easily but overtime she'd get used to it, mostly anyway. She's similar to her mother in that regard.
>How vanilla/kinky would she be?
I don't think she's that much of kinky person as some Anons believe, maybe when she gets baby fever she might want to spend some nights alone. She would love the occasional cuddle/snuggle session.
>Would she like PDAs? Prefer to keep it strictly in private?
I don't know what you mean by PDA's.

>>150857758
public display of affection

>>150857758
>I don't know what you mean by PDA's.
Public displays of affection, like what M&M get up to, but a bit more toned down: kissing in public, holding hands, calling each other with pet names etc

>>150857712
>'I just got into my boy-band/emo phase myself' look.
Soooooo...

>>150857804
>>150857805
Oh I see.
She'd like to hold hands and maybe get a kiss on the beak or cheek out in public. As for the rest she'd want to keep it private, especially the pet names.

>>150857182
This. Sinsmas was the start of any real substance for her but I'm unsure if the show will actually commit to sticking with her rejection of Stolas and bitterness towards Blitz.

>>150857712
>she may also just appreciate a fairly plain dude. Someone more grounded compared to the people around her.
Yeah, if we go with the "voice of reason" take for anon then it would make sense that she'd fall for the only person in her life who isnt an emotional wreck or a volatile psycho
Just a standard, reliable guy that knows to listen and gives her the support and affection she so desperately craves

>>150858163
>>150857099
Nah, loona is attracted to literally me, octavia would need someone a bit softer, i think

>>150857870
I can't tell if that's a boy hound or a girl hound.
That probably means they've nailed the look.

>>150858210
Maybe Nymo can wingman her and get her with one of his Earth friends.

>>150858240
>pic
what the fuck is that

>>150858240
>Inb4 nymo is the only one to give her any semblance of compassion and she falls for him instead

>>150858297
>frogposting in 2025

>>150858312
Nah she's gonna fall for his friend Kris Deltarune

>>150858297
>He doesnt know the thread fankid, nymo
Hes stella's bastard she had in a one night stand with a random human, then dumped on his doorstep before she got wed to brokeass

>>150858348
Ngl i fw this crackship
It deadass goes hard af fr, no cap

>>150858370
Based but next time don't give me a stroke through text

>>150858235
Either way, would.

>>150857305
>Fat ugly bastard Anon straight out of an NTR doujin
>Good friends with everyone, but they make a point to pre-emptively shoot down the advances he wasn't intending on making

>>150858388
Yeah, sorry, heres some more kino to make up for it

>>150858434
Anon, if a dysgenic freak like shitzo can find love, then why shouldnt an ugly bastard with a heart of gold?

How would blitzo react to the news?

>>150858878
You posted this already.

>>150858331
it gets the point across

>>150858240
Such a silly goober.

>>150858895
Well, i am still waiting for an answer

>>150858878
>Not only did Valerie steal Loona's look, she also stole her dad's man

>>150859265
NTA but he'd have an aneurysm. Not only did Stolas break up with him, he's now dating his adoptive daughter. Stella would just be completely confused. You now have a much harder time consoling Octavia's mental state and/or be pissed that you got cock blocked by Stolas.

>>150859297
>Pussy so good it turns a staunch homosexual straight

>>150859418
>Loona's face when her big breasted doppelganger is now hanging off Stolas' arm 24/7
>Anon's eyebrows have gone out and show no sign of reigniting

>>150859443
>Live Anon, Blitzo and Octavia reaction thinking it's actually Loona.
>Doesn't help that Stolas also thinks it's Loona.

>>150859411
>You now have a much harder time consoling Octavia's mental state and/or be pissed that you got cock blocked by Stolas.
Gosh, imagine the absolute betrayal in both circumstances
If you are an octaviafag you would have to see her deal not only with the fact that her dad is a cheating faggot scumbag, but that the main reason he even cheated on her mom, the one he was using as a justification, was a complete fabrication
He isnt a fag, he's just a perverted sex fiend
Not only that, but loona is pretty much her best friend, her fucking her dad would be like a dagger in the back

On the other hand, if you are a loonafag, stolas betrayed not only his daughter and boyfriend, he betrayed you too, stealing your girl and getting her eggnant
What the fuck are you even going to do at that point?

>>150859493
>Anon faints
>Moxxie BSODs
>Millie blinks
>Blitzo vomits
>office door opens
>"Hey, sorry I'm late I--"
>"Wot? But if you're Loona, then who's--"
>Valerie bolts past Loona and out of the building
>Stolas checks his pockets
>"My wallet..."

>>150859499
Well I'm Stellafag so my disgust would sharpened tenfold. Not even drinking the water from ganges river would fill me with the same nausea or pain as seeing that Owl's actions.
Unsure how the Octaviabros or the Looners would feel but I can take a good guess.

>>150859499
This is exactly the type of fanfics Emberlynn would write after spying on I.M.P. for months.

>>150859692
>Emberlynn wants to get some constructive criticism on her fic
>Decides the best people to ask are anon, loona and octavia
>They dont go further than the premise before they decide to tie her up, lock her in one of the goetia mansion's least visited rooms and throw away the key
>it was for naught, as her acidic pussy juice melts the bindings and she is out in a few days time

What if Loona was raised by the D.H.O.R.K.S.?
>they were going to dissect her
>instead they decided to educate and train her once they realized she can smell demonic activity

>>150859692
Worse Anon, much worse. She'd kidnap them and make them recreate those fanfics.

>>150859805
>Hello Anon. Moxxie. I'd like to play a game.

>>150852197 (OP)
Who are "they"?

>>150859889
>Emberlynn manages to kidnap Stolas, Loona, Anon and One. They're worried what sexual shenanigans she'll make them do.
>For nearly three hours she makes watch very poorly animated hentai. The only one who seems to enjoy them is Stolas.
>Stolas even knows some of them, he's going on about the lore behind some of them.
>Finally its all over, right? Then TV begins to start a new series of videos, ones that chill One and Anon to their very soul.
>Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 1
>One an Anon are freaking out, begging and praying for God to save them from this den of hell.
>Stolas and Loona are confused but Anon and One's faces and voices of sheer desperate terror tells them all they need to know to prepare them.

New botf tomorrow and drunk as shit but besides collin and octavia Agent one is probably the closest to an innocent character. Even the shitty things he did he had mostly altruistic intentions even if being a dumbass means he could be easily manipulated.

Pedo thread.

>>150860434
says the one posting a meme about the one character with a rapist boyfriend

>>150859889
>Anon: “I can’t. I got a PS5.”

>>150860564
ONE GAME

>>150860434
Shed be at least 22 by now, so keep seething chuddy

>>150855511
>"Anon my dear boy, after all the theory I've taught you I think it's finally time that I take you to the spirit world."
Cool. So is itl like a portal, or are we astral projecting?
>"Neither just close your eyes and inhale when I tell you too."
What?
>"Oh don't be like Blitzy I love him but he's such a little bitch when it comes to mind expanding substances."
>an hour later Stolas tells Anon Earth's sun exploding would probably destroy hell
>cue thirty minutes of them crying and hugging each other in despair over how the sun is going to explode in a few billion years.I
I can't like even write a fucking will because everyone will be super dead.
>"I need to write mind on bose einstein condensate orbiting a black hole so at least the extraterrestrials will know they can have my belongings."
But what if your stuff is destroyed?
>"Oh Satan I didn't think of that!"
>Stolas and Anon start crying even harder

>>150860881
>Octavia and loona stumble upon them
>The former just facepalms and shakes her head slowly while the latter takes a picture

>>150860881
>Blitzo doesnt like drugs
The least believable part about this

>>150860945
>The least believable part about this

Just psychedelics.

>>150860973
>Just psychedelics
Is it ever mentioned on the show?

Hey all. My Saving Grace hasn’t gotten any updates because I’ve been going through serious depression and grief. I’ve never been good with time management and this has made it worse. Nevertheless, I want to start working on Chapter 3 tomorrow for the Octaviabros. I know you guys have been itching for more content. Apologies for the delay.

-OctaviaAnon

>>150861150
Take your time, anon
Dont push yourself if you are not feeling it

>>150861150
You can't rush art, take as much time as you need. Also I pray your mental anguishes has/will pass. Stay well, Anon.

>>150861150
Everything will be okay.

>>150860283
YEAH
YEAAAAAAAAAAH
Does he hate Anon for his hand in The Event?

Would you dress up as a fully goth so you can impress Octavia?

Chapter 24 of HILTLH(H) is here. Thank you all for your patience.
https://archiveofourown DOT org/works/65989972/chapters/188413411

>>150861984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08EqQPIvHOU

Credit to @LottieandLuno on twitter for this wonderful commission as well!

>>150860084
Jokes on her, I fucking love Christory

>>150861614
>spoiler

Yes most people would.

>>150861984
>>150861990
Hell yeah, kino has arrived.

What is Loona looking at?

>>150863037
Butts

>>150863037
sinner x demon smut

>fem stolas is looking down at anon
>anon, i'm much olden than you
>i'm much taller than you
>and my boobs are the size of your head
>are you sure you want to do this?
>bring it on, bitch

>>150863347
Massive owl mommy jugs...

>>150861984
>cake in the dunpster
>Loona losing her shit over it.

>>150857182
The worst thing is the writing can only get worse after Sinsmas. Its amazing how quickly this show lost favor with audiences. Its up there with Legend of Korra total first season ruin.

>>150852950
>First to declare my love for Stella

Which one? This one or this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qGhVAPFvEM

>>150864137
>Which one? This one or this one:
this one!

>>150861984
yayy they get to be happy (briefly)

>>150864166
Hey, you're not supposed to be here!>>150864166

>anon isnt a sinner, or a magical apprentice, or a fellow goetia
>hes just some guy octavia met at an earth concert and clicked with
>this is how she introduces him to her dad
how screwed would he be?

>>150864376
>how screwed would he be?

Depends on when she introduces him. If it's before Stolas was depowered or after he inevitably gets his powers back, dude is fucked and not in the fun way. If it's while Stolas is still powerless (and shagging a human is Octavia's way of saying "fuck you, dad!") then the dude might be fine.

>>150864529
>If it's while Stolas is still powerless (and shagging a human is Octavia's way of saying "fuck you, dad!") then the dude might be fine.
i mean, brokeass could always get shitzo to quietly dispose of him

>>150864557
The SOUL would deadass destroy Stolas

>>150864607
”Kris, this faggot ass twink thinks he is tough shit”
>”...”
”Are you going to let him get away with it?”
>”...”
”Punch him in the nuts”

>>150864683
>Nuts

..........

>>150864755
>”Punch him in the nuts”
>kris just decks him in the stomach

i know birds have internal testes

If I could purchase an imp and have them dance around for me, I would. They're just so hilarious!

what would BotF anon and HIL anon be in the spooky au?
aku would fit perfectly for HIL anon, but im not sure about BotF anon, maybe dante aligheri?

>>150864927
>HIL

>>150865093
>Aku, ghost rider, hades
Huh, theres quite a few hellish characters with fire hair, now that i think about it

>>150864927
>Stella and Andre got stuck with The Purge.
Wow. How lame.

>>150864927
>Botf Anon

Either Herbert West or Patrick Bateman

>>150864557
Rouxls would dress up like a pantomime devil and work his way up from simping for the Overlords to simping for the Goetias to simping for the Seven Deadly Sins to simping for Lucifer himself and absolutely none of them would have any patience for his nonsense.

>"Pleasedeth to meete thou, hope-eth thou guessed mine name-eth! But what be-eth puzzling thou be thee nature of mine game-eth!"

Viv already ruined her by making her a braindead retard who can't see anything going on with her mother, and instead makes a retarded assumption based on a pill bottle she found.

>>150865378
>hmm, my father is trying to call me again and again, and my mother takes my phone away, preventing him from speaking with me, all while laughing hysterically about his plight
>obviously this means dad hates me and was taking pills because he hates me, and he literally just almost died trying to get to me, because he hates me and wants to abandon me
Bending over backwards to force her fujo ship, regardless of how bad it makes the other characters appear

>>150861984
Okay, so… how the fuck did Anon die?

>>150865431
>>150865378
>NOOOOO OCTAVIA, I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU FOR MY FUCK BODY, I PROMISE.
>Proceeds try to sacrifice himself for his fuck body like a boss (fully expecting to die on live TV where there is a high chance his daughter would get jump scared by a liveleak video of his death over and over again)

Sorry, I forgot that Stolas did nothing wrong, and he is flawless and perfect, please reality, don't make me into a the bad guy, thank you

>>150865527
>I forgot that Stolas did nothing wrong, and he is flawless and perfect
not what I said, viv

How would he react to finding a living human in hell, dating a goetia and serving another?

>>150861984
>Prove me right
This would fit better with single quotations, not double quotations because it's a quote within a quote.
>nor my past
You sure nor is the right word? Seems a tad formal imo, "or" would be better but that's just my feeling.
>seemed to be dead-set on emanating what he set his eyes on
I don't think emanating is the right word here. You'd be looking for 'chasing', or some synonym right?
I love your writing and your grasp on the characters/dialogue is excellent, but (and this is me nitpicking) you do tend to word things a little awkwardly in your prose. It's not egregious, it's just every so often there's a line or two that feel a bit clunky and could have been reworded to be more concise and/or natural. Again though that's just me being a nitpick. I loved this chapter a lot.
I hope Anon's not gonna have to kill Inco a second time.
Cake in the dumpster bit killed me.
I like how you characterize Anon and Loona, even now that they're taking their friendship to the next level both sides are still prickly and leaving a few walls up that have yet to melt away. It's very cute, the banter and teasing always is.

>>150861990
Anon will use a frying pan made of Angelic Steel to finish off Striker.

>>150866200
>You had a stash of angelic weapons just lying around and your first thought was to melt it down into cookware?!
>... Well I didn't need any angel weapons. Cooks more evenly than anything else I ever owned, too.

>>150865956
>It's not egregious, it's just every so often there's a line or two that feel a bit clunky and could have been reworded to be more concise and/or natural.
I blame the fact that my typical beta reader isn’t here for this fic.

Where's the youtube version of Episode Zero? And where's the full frontal fanservice? We were promised both of these things by now.

>>150866519
Did something happen with him?

>>150865913
“GUILTY! THAT COCKATOO IS GUILTY!!”

“Michael, we still need to deliberate-“

“I don’t need to deliberate. Hang that nigga now, I got the rope right here!”

>>150866584
Nah, he just won’t do this story since it’s out of his purview of familiar IPs

>>150866669
I was more going about how he'd react to anon, as angels generally love humans, even the ones who sin, because they were made by God, but anon is pretty much bound for hell when he dies and is shamelessly conspiring with demons

>>150866529
It's somewhere, people have uploaded it
There is no full frontal fanservice though, just uncensored swears

>>150866682
I see. You did have another beta reader for this fic though iirc. You also proposed having me do some beta reading but I'm not a hundred percent on it still. Is there anyone else in your circle that'd be willing to help you out?

>>150866771
No one else I know of is familiar with HB. The biggest thing I need assistance with is prose since I’m not getting good feedback on it at all with my current reader

>>150865205
A lot of the Halloween merch looks uninspiringly boring, it'd be fine if it was just concept art put out for free, but no this was stuff you had to pay for.
>>150865527
Never ceases to interest my curiosity to see people jump through hoops to defend Stolas, Blitzo or as matter of fact the bland and inconstant writing.

>>150866843
Yeah that's a pickle, I don't really know what else you can do aside from casting a line out to see if anyone's interested in helping out but I'd be kind of nervous to do that considering the types of people you might get especially with these threads.

>>150866940
>Never ceases to interest my curiosity to see people jump through hoops to defend Stolas, Blitzo or as matter of fact the bland and inconstant writing
Pretty sure the only ones defending the two faggots and the plot are fujo women and gays, which are a loud minority, but then again, thats who this show was made for
I wonder how much different it would have been if vivzie actually tried to tell a compelling story instead of flanderize the characters into one dimensional shipping toys and hate sinks

>>150865378
That's her mother. Of course she will have really large and really soft spot for her mother in her heart. Ana even if she obviously prefer her father Stolas keep fucking things up and Blitzo just adds a multiplayer to fuckup equations.

>>150867182
>I wonder how much different it would have been if vivzie actually tried to tell a compelling story instead of flanderize the characters into one dimensional shipping toys and hate sinks.
Well back during the pilots of HH & HB she did show potential in telling a decent story and with good animation. If she didn't surrounded herself with yes men, avoid trying to write large-scale high stakes epics. I think she could have made a decent show.
That's my biggest criticism with the show and vivzie herself, she's trying to tell these musical epics based around shipping culture and falls dead flat at story telling. If she toned them down and had or kept the writers from the pilots she could have made a decent maybe even a good show overall. The humor however, needed a big overhaul.

Hell IRS ran by judas
Nobody knows where the money goes but an overlord refused to pay taxes and they disappeared so they don't ask questions

>>150867355
>The humor however, needed a big overhaul.
i fully agree
i think it should keep some of its swearing, but only have shitzo be the one with the potty mouth, the rest of the cast should be more toned down
this show could do with some more subtle humor, not just ”sex sex drugs fuckity fucking fuck shit pussy”
of course theres a lot more minutiae that should be changed besides just the swearing, but thats the big thing that makes it cringe in my opinion

>>150867550
The comedy was never going to be good because Vivzie laughs her ass off at sausage party.

>>150867565
if vivzie werent a vacuous, self absorbed art hoe and she surrounded herself with smart individuals then maybe she could have had some real gold on her hands
alas, libtards are all birds of a feather and they would never allow an ebil chuddy to work alongside them

>>150867565
>>150867550
With the humor it isn't with Viv, supposedly Brandon is behind the writing of the humor. So putting him off the writing team or reducing his influence on it would fix most of the issues with the humor.

okay bros, how would YOU change the HB humor?
what would you do to improve it?

>>150867776
I'd get the guys that wrote Venture Bros to write the show.

>>150867876
>how would you improve the humor?
>”just get other people to write it, lmao”
no, anon, i didnt ask who you would replace the writing team with, i asked how YOU would improve the writing

>>150868088
And that is how I would improve the writing. All the best creators delegate.

>>150868135
what you are saying is that you have no idea how to write better jokes yourself

>>150867776
>Silly takes on Old and New Testament stories.
>Film parodies that are actually clever a la The Critic.
>Blitzo gets to swear but not as frequently and usually because it's him getting his comeuppance during a harebrained scheme.

>>150868168
i still think that the show could do with a second ”voice of reason” besides moxxie, but this one for stolas, but this one would be nowhere near as spineless as the imp
someone whod butt heads with shitzo and be his polar opposite
you know, a foil

>>150868232
>A voice of reason for Stolas
So what Andre or Vassago should have been.

>>150868312
>So what Andre or Vassago should have been.
no, it needs to be someone close to him, either have it be octavia or a wholly new character, maybe give him a personal imp butler/servant that hes closer to than the rest, maybe a 2nd kid, maybe a brother he is closer to, maybe an apprentice etc
someone that would care for him and try to steer him clear from shitzo and his gang

>>150868159
If I'm being serious, it's hard to articulate. Viv and her writers' idea of comedy is being vulgar and shocking. A lot of Venture Bros' humor comes from how well they use their characters and just a plain better understanding of timing, delivery, etc. It helps that while they do get raunchy and dirty it's hardly their only tool and rarely if ever the sole punchline.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao4itfrySng&t=32s
I really can't see HB having the patience to set up a joke like this for example, or not have that chick scream her line with at least one 'fuck' worked in.

would shitza react as badly to nona as shitzo does to anon?

>>150868808
Worse.
Because women.

>>150868808
>I'LL BE FUCKED IF I LET THAT HUSSY STEAL MY PRECIOUS BOY
Yeah probably

>>150868350
Perhaps, I just think we should expand/fix already existing characters first, before introducing new characters.
>>150868808
Probably, especially when Anona/Nona breaks this out for Loono.

>>150868865
>>150868880
>>150868922
>shitzas rejoices when nona gets had when she jumps in front of loono to stop a bullet
>imagine her shock when she returns a few days later as an angel

>>150868944
>her face when Nona is now giving Loono rides both in bed and in the air around their apartment with her wings

>>150868944
I don't think Blitza would be happy that her son's only source of happiness would be dead. Unless she wants Miller & Moxanne's disgust and her son's own hatred.

>>150868998
i mean, she wouldnt gloat, but shed probably be a little glad in a bitter-sweet way to be rid of her

>>150868944
>"So uh....Heaven screw you over with that body too?"

>"What?"

>"Nothing."

>>150869025
>Anoniel, Nona's drill sergeant
>she always questioned why she had a stack of bionicles and gundam figures on the shelf in her office

>>150869008
That's the more likely outcome. She never trusted Anona/Nona but was glad someone was a good influence on her son, even if she didn't like said individual.

>>150869055
>She never trusted Anona/Nona

>nona ends up working for IMP due to solas shenanigans
>blitza immediately hates her
>miller and moxxane quickly get along with her though
>and loona falls for her hard
>solas herself keeps praising the human whenever shes alone with blitza, how she should give her a chance
>she never quite accepts her, though
>then nona takes a bullet for her son and dies
>blitza is filled with guilt and regret for having been so shitty to her, but she burries it all down and copes by convincing herself its for the better
>then nona comes back
i wonder what blitzas reaction would be to seeing her return
joy? Relief? A bit of annoyance? Would she finally apologize or keep busting her metaphorical balls?

>>150869047
>"I just think they're neat."

I don't care for genderswapping but seems to be the only thing people talk about anymore

>>150869219
it is a bit odd

>>150869219
Steer the conversation then.
>>150869259
Autism, mainly. Plus what little left to discuss has been done to death until we get a new short/episode.

>>150869219
Give the thread a new topic, we're talked out and even if we got new content nobody really cares about the show anymore because of how far it nosedived.

I always thought that a pre-fall heaven would be interesting to explore. What the sins were like before they were sins and what led them to follow Lucifer in his fall. I know that's bending Hazbin's stated lore but half of that could be lies and we're dealing with what ifs anyway.

post some redesigns you like

>>150863347
>>150863732
why even need to be a AU especific fem Stolas?
shapeshifting is a basic power that every demon has, every born demon in hell should have this skill. heck it would be perfect for the progressive menssage of the show having demons laughing at humans/sinners saying that their entire gender ideals are pointless

>>150869483
This shit again

>>150869524
>demons laughing at humans/sinners saying that their entire gender ideals are pointless
Then they couldn't pander to said humans irl who hold such gender ideals.

>>150869376
I think it would have be limited to actual sins and character that are likely or were fallen angels. I know Paimon isn't officially a fallen angel, just make a lot more sense if he were one and make him more interesting. Satan and Leviathan would be only two sins who aren't fallen angels and lost significant power and influence when Lucifer and the other sins fell.

>>150869528
theres gotta be some out there you like, stop being such a contrarian cunt

>>150869582
Satan could have been the first resident of The Pit, with Lucifer wrestling control from him and establishing the seven rings. Was The Pit just empty with Satan in it or some hellscape he managed to conquer?

>>150869376
>>150869582
>>150869647
I fuck with this angel Bee design and with the idea of flashbacks to pre-fall heaven, but I have no faith that Viv would do a good job at capturing the tragic nature of such a thing, especially based on how the Sins have been portrayed so far. Mammon's the only one who actually embodies the fullness of what they should be. The term "uwufying" gets thrown around, but there really is no better word to for how the shows treat these fuckers

>>150869647
Likely both, Satan easily conquered it because of the power vacuum after Hades disappeared. He ruled over it as a standard barbaric despot. Leviathan had her own land but mostly sea to rule over. They'd butt heads every now and then but Satan having to deal with constant rebellions and Leviathan with her own insecurities it was mostly a cold war.
Until Lucifer and his fallen showed up and polished the place, making a place worthy of ruling over rather than it being mostly a no mans land.

what is the chance of this happening on the show?

>>150869762
>medieval hell world filled with primordial demons and governed my small fiefs under Satan
Damn that sounds cool.

if octavianon/apprentice anon died and became a bird sinner, which bird would fit him best(other than owl)?
im actually kind of thinking of swans

>>150869977
>Satan is the King of Hell
>Demons, Hellborn, and other entities left over from the reign of Hades. Serve as Counts, Dukes, Barons, etc
>The damned serve as soldiers for these monarchs as they fight against one another if and when they're not rebellion against Satan.
>Leviathan's realm is in a similar predicament. Her realm is more calm but this is due to her docile rule and random chances of going on massive purges and war with her own subjects caused by her two heads coming to outrageous conclusions.

>>150870429
But if Lucifer's fall happened right after man was created there would be no damned, would there? This would be long before Adam. Which would actually mean Leviathan wouldn't be around, since she was created and killed long after Adam. Otherwise that sounds awesome and I wanna explore this further.
>random chances of going on massive purges and war with her own subjects caused by her two heads coming to outrageous conclusions.
kek

Actually come to think of it, what if hell was embroiled in civil war for a few centuries between Lucifer and Satan? Lucifer, Asmo, and Bee with their Goetians acting as generals slowly conquering land from Satan, Leviathan and Mammon with Satan's imps and enslaved Damned fighting against the Goetians with sheer numbers?

>>150870604
There would still be humans in hell they wouldn't be called damned. After all it was called the Underworld before Lucifer's fall from grace and before Adam's banishment from the Garden of Eden. They'd given the name "The damned or Sinners" after Adam's fall before they could've been called the Graceless After Lucifer's fall but before Adam's.
>>150870963
That could've occurred in the early years of Lucifer's fall. Complete total war, Lucifer had a hard time controlling Hell, that is until Adam's fall with Lucifer introducing sin to man. This made Lucifer gain enough soldiers and control/influence over Hell. This is why most of the hellborn have either indifferent or outright hatred view on humanity as they would see them as Lucifer's pawns.

>>150871129
>There would still be humans in hell they wouldn't be called damned. After all it was called the Underworld before Lucifer's fall from grace and before Adam's banishment from the Garden of Eden.
Hold up.
>humans
>before Adam, the literal first man
Explain yourself.
>That could've occurred in the early years of Lucifer's fall. Complete total war, Lucifer had a hard time controlling Hell, that is until Adam's fall with Lucifer introducing sin to man.
But Lucifer only fell after tempting Eve and Adam.

>hell as we know it wasnt always "hell"
>It used to be the underworld, elysium, hades etc
>The greek god of the same name used to rule here
>But then heaven came
>As in, all of it
>Just appeared out of nowhere and started conquering
>Hades called his olympian host to war, but they were slowly being beaten
>Some of them, like athena and ares, saw the writing on the wall and defected
>Those who didnt were wiped to the last
>After the conquest of hell, heaven had its own civil war
>The losers were banished to hell
>Imps, hellhounds, succubi etc were already here, then known as satyrs, cerberi and nymphs
>The, now fallen, angels became the goetian elite, with the strongest among them becoming the sins
>Of the sins, only one used to be part of the old order, ares, now known as satan
>Athena, on the other hand, took on the form of an owl and hid amongst the goetias, trying to keep a low profile
>Adam isnt "the first man", but the first man who died after the takeover
>Angel propaganda convinced everyone there was no such thing as hades, that humanity is the angels' creation and that adam is THE first man
>There are still traces of the old, such as a massive, round boulder at the base of hell's tallest mountain and a dessicated pond with a lonely, dead tree by its shore

>>150871188
>Explain yourself.
I'm merely taking creative liberties with biblical source material, Anon I'm not trying to be one-hundred accurate to it.
>But Lucifer only fell after tempting Eve and Adam.
Didn't Lucifer fall before Adam and Eve?

>>150868808
>anona reacting with disgust and arousal to loono calling her "mommy"

>>150871442
>I'm merely taking creative liberties with biblical source material, Anon I'm not trying to be one-hundred accurate to it.
I'm not opposed to liberties but you have to explain such a big change. There is some theories that man was made before Adam but that Adam's line were the first 'modern' humans though.
>Didn't Lucifer fall before Adam and Eve?
In the Bible yeah but I'm probably mixing half-remembered Hazbin lore. It'd be nice if someone could clarify.

>>150858312
>Affection and love starved for awhile
>Big half-brother after Stella basically dumps him on her
>Don't get along at first for obvious reasons
>He keeps pushing it
>Shows genuine interest in her hobbies and her herself
>Always hugs her good night and includes her in his prayers
>Starts falling for her own brother
>He doesn't notice until it's too late and she's love blind
>Can't even reject her or tell her this is wrong because she'll spiral out and go crazy
Being Nymo is suffering.

>>150871584
Emberlynn please stop, this is getting embarrassing

>>150871584
>>150871625
>Emberlynn's stalking has escalated to the point she infiltrated Stolas' former mansion and snuck past Andre's guards
>shows Octavia her epic brothersister wincest fanfic that she printed out herself
>she places it onto her desk with an audible thud and starts flipping through it
>"And this is the part where you brush his hair out of his face and gaze into his sweet blue eyes, this is the part where he holds you and declares your love in front of Andre, Stolas, Stella and Oberon--"
>"Oberon?"
>"My Goetia OC! And this is the part where you're banished from the goetia, and this is where he licks down your cloaca and scissors his cloaca hole with yours until you cum, and..."
>goes on for several minutes like this
>but Octavia can't help but feel something stir deep within her abdomen...
>a deep sense of...
>nausea
>"And this is the part where you shrink him down with a Goetia spell and swa--"
>Octavia vomits, coating herself, the phonebook-sized fanfic and the desk
>"... Are... are you okay?"
>"Please get out."

>>150871724
>Nymo grabbing a drink at little purgatory suddenly grabs his head
>"I feel a disturbance in my family unit"
>"A moral disturbance..."

>>150869762
>that Bee
I can fix her.

>>150871507
>There is some theories that man was made before Adam but that Adam's line were the first 'modern' humans though
What I'm trying to say it, these realms have always existed and over time have changed.
>In the Bible yeah but I'm probably mixing half-remembered Hazbin lore. It'd be nice if someone could clarify.
That could be the problem here, were trying too hard to stay confined with the lore of HH.
>>150871724
>Octavia is staring at the floor, some of the vomit still hanging from her break and clothing.
>Emberlynn is trying to articulate the rest of her "story" to Octavia.
>The nausea has subsided but replaced with a new sense.
>Hatred, pure disgusting hatred.
>She looks back at Emberlynn
>"O M GGGG, You look like your mother, hold on I got to get a photo"
>"Get...out" Octavia's eyes turn into a dark shade of purple.
>Emberlynn still continues to shuffle through her backpack, then she feels a tug and a pull on her jacket.
>Octavia drags her to the window, opens it, climbs into the frame and chucks Emberlynn out the window.
>Octavia returns back the the "story" Emberlynn wrote, she lights a flame with her finger and burns it.
>She examines her vomit soaked clothing, she'll need to burn this clothing too.

>>150872077
>What I'm trying to say it, these realms have always existed and over time have changed.
Don't know if I like that angle. I massively prefer if Genesis and whatnot was the actual start and the pagan deities are nephilim.

>>150872031
>You look lonely...

>>150869592
NTA but Millie's flashback design not being her current one is such a missed opportunity. I would be down for them to retcon it to have always been her look, or just have her readopt it in season 3. Lampshade it if you want, idgaf

>>150872273
>Millie dies
>they go back in time due to shenanigans
>bring this Millie back
>Moxxie has to start the romance with her all over again

>>150872298
>Moxxie fails to capture the magic
>Falls into a depression
>Loona actually feels sorry for the guy
>Admits he isn't fat
>Just said that because she couldn't stop staring at that dump truck ass of his
>Moxxie is momentarily confused
>Loona bites her lip
>They sex

>>150872469
ew

>>150872469
Don't make me get the newspaper, Emberlynn

Do you guys think you could make her like you?
I dont mean sexually, but just get to a point where you can talk with her without getting insulted for the mere nature of your birth
Hardmode: do it without shit talking her husband

>>150872485
Love can bloom even in the darkest corners of our cruel oppressive world
>>150872508
What makes you think it's me? I didn't even mention blitzy-kun so that could be anyone! *;p

>>150872298
>Millie had died.
>Luckily Stolas' grimoire has a spell to travel back in time.
>They manage to gain Millie back, however there are issues.
>While Millie is still friendly toward Moxxie, neither him or her are able capture the flame they once had.
>It gets worse when she starts falling for You.
>Do you stick with being a wingman for Moxxie, or do you give into impulse and the sin of lust.
>>150872542
Probably, so long as you don't remind her of Stolas, you should be good.
I know you said don't mention Stolas to her. If you actually keep the subject of him and cheating out of her mind, it could mean she'll respect you.
Similar to Octavia, so long as you're there to be a nice level-headed and caring Individual, she'll enjoy your friendship.

>>150872687
>cucking a friend
>racemixing with a sootrat
I'd never. I'm supporting my boy through and through.

>>150872775
Very nice.

>I tell ya I get no respect. No respect at all.
>I pay a succubus for sex and she tells me she only likes me as a friend.

>>150872298
>Be me
>18 year old hellhound
>Dad brings home a stranger one night
>Apparently they're friends + coworkers now
>Has to stay over for a bit cause he's got nowhere else
>One night catch a glimpse of him getting dressed
>Holy shit, nice ass
>awooga.jpg
>He's odd but kinda cute, in a twinky way
>Dad asks if I want to work at the business
>Say yes but play it cool
>New guy starts giving me shit for not doing my job
>Still like him but now he pisses me off
>Begin to tease and bully him
>Start to call him "Fatty" cause his butt
>Hope he gets the hint, in both senses
>Soon another person joins, some Wrathian hick
>Dad says she's good. Don't really care
>Turns out she and Fatty fall heads over heels for each other
>Then quickly get married
>FML
>They constantly act lovey-dovey in public too, even at work
>Especially at work
>doaflip.mp4
>It's all my fault. Should've acted sooner
>Stew in silence. Can't admit this. Moving on doesn't come any easier
>Keep bullying Fatty, it gets harsher
>What does it matter now?
>Later on, hick dies during a hit
>Sweet Satan, here's my chance!
>Start acting nice, play sweet
>At first Fatty's too heartbroken to really notice, but afterward gets suspicious
>We do more work together, convince him to drop his guard, & develop a real friendship
>It's nice and so is he
>About a year passes
>Fatty's still hurting, but making progress
>Plan to the make a move soon, just need some more time
>itshappening.gif
>During a hit some weird portal-fuckery happens cause of the book my dad's fwb let's us use
>Technically my fault. Read something wrong, pronounced it even wrong-er
>Me, Fatty, and my dad fall into it and get our bearings
>It's a bar
>Hear Fatty gasp
>Turn to see him looking at none other than the Wrathian hick, but younger
>wtf.bmp
>Goes to hug her, gets decked for his trouble
>Forgot how rough she was
>Eventually get back to present, bring her with
>Now Fatty is constantly trying to win her over again
>Mfw I cucked myself twice by 23

>>150873007
Emberlynn do not test me.

>>150873059
No wait, this one is actually decent and tolerable.

>>150872687
>she starts falling for You
>sin of lust
I don't think that means what you think it means

>>150873178
He was reading that newspaper.

>>150872469
>Admits he isn't fat
>Just said that because she couldn't stop staring at that dump truck ass of his
Funny that we had the same idea there
>>150872809
Cute & canon!
>>150873059
Nah, I'm all for M&M getting back together. Loona will have to find romance somewhere else. She and Mox can stay friends though, ofc. Platonic love is great.
>>150873106
Thanks, anon

>>150873205
>Loona will have to find romance somewhere else.
Somewhere with GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS.

Sometimes I wonder what she would think of these threads.

>>150873205
>Cute & canon!
Indeed
>Platonic love is great.
Finally, someone else who sees that not every character needs to be put into a romantical relationship, some are better and work great as friends.
>Thanks, anon
It was a nice green, Anon.

>>150873285
We already have a live reaction.

>>150873205
Fatass gets pegged for having a fat ass it wasn't that hard peg down. Pun intended. Besides it's a given that chicks like to pretend to hate the guy they like the most.

You know, we like to make fun of the owl twink and laugh at him, but if he were real he'd be pretty freaking scary
He's like 8" tall and crazy strong even depowered, being able to lift life sized ice statues like folding chairs
If you ever made him angry he could seriously mess you up

>>150869647
>long before Adam
>long before the universe
>there was God, the everlasting, infinite light
>and The Pit, the absence, the wasteland
>eternity is a funny thing
>for an eternity before our universe, chaos gradually built up like dust flecks in a light beam
>primordial monsters formed in this wasteland
>the first demons
>an eternity of violence
>until one rose among them
>unable to die
>each defeat only have him stronger muscles
>harder bones
>thicker skin
>faster healing
>an eternity ago, one rose among them
>forged by an eternity of savagery, violence and conquest
>the embodiment of Wrath
>the Satan

>>150873285
>>150873327

>>150869808
If it happened we would all accuse Viv have having a male pregnancy fetish

Bros, be honest. How would you feel if you got damned to Viv's hell and wound up with a sinner form resembling a hellhound?

>>150873475
>Male
What if goetias are actually hermaphrodites?
What if the reason stolas loves octavia so much, and why she looks so much like him, is because he laid her egg?

>>150873320
>some are better and work great as friends
Insert that one C.S. Lewis quote
>>150873359
>Fatass gets pegged
I see what you did there

>>150873524
>Viv's hell
I would instantly begin the long march of purgatory

>>150873524
>Get a free M-word pass and exterminator immunity
Wouldn't be too bad, all things considered

>>150873527
Okay now you're laying it on a little too thick
>>150873549
You'd still be a sinner you just look like a dog I'm guessing

>>150873527
Anon, what the fuck.
>>150873540
"Those who cannot conceive friendship as a substantive love but only as a disguise or elaboration of eros betray the fact that they have never had a friend."
>>150873541
Were always welcoming to those who are worthy.

>>150873577
>You'd still be a sinner you just look like a dog
I mean, most hellhounds already look like different dog breeds, if you are indistinguishable from them, except maybe a small detail like your eyes or some fur pattern, you could easily blend in with the rest of them

>>150873549
>Anon is dating Loona
>dies
>reunites with her as a dog sinner
>for a while, all is well
>until he approaches the nearest group of hellhounds on the street
>in spite of Loona's protests one might add
>"What up my mutts? I--"
>he wakes up several hours later in a daze with several bruises and a broken arm
>"What happened? I thought I had the pass..."
>"It's the horns. Dead giveaway."
>Anon is forever plagued by hellhounds telling him You Will Never Be A Real Hellhound

>>150873668
>Looks like a Hellhound with horns
So he becomes a Calopus?

>>150873527
What that fuck was the point of marrying him to another noble then if he could just boink himself?

>>150873701
I guess. I was going off how canine sinners in Hazbin Hotel look like hellhounds with horns.

>>150873702
nta and I think the idea is stupid but hermaphroditic doesn't automatically mean parthenogenetic

>>150873702
>masturbate
>eggnant with triplets
Please wank responsibly

>>150873777
>The Trinity spoketh.

>>150873702
>boink yourself
>Kids come out as extremely inbred
>A few generations like this and your line is wiped out
But even if that was possible and didnt lead to inbreeding, his kid would be a perfect genetic copy of himself and he is already considered a failure by his dad, at least by marrying him off there was a chance to get a good heir
There is also the matter of political alliances, which would be very useful in hell's elite politics

>>150873759
Yeah I guess I skipped over that part but then again the entire idea was that Stella fucked him and he's pregnant with "her" egg but if only goetia's are hermaphrodites that still wouldn't make sense.
>>150873777
Thank God I ain't no fag demon
>>150873845
Still would Stella

>>150873845
>that one goetian prince that no one talks to because he's a chronic masturbator and keeps popping out kids
>he has like seventy of them and they're all deformed as fuck

>>150873886
>the entire idea was that Stella fucked him
Stella didn't "fuck him", they dont have penises, they just scissored for a while and exchanged sperm, with only stolas getting eggnant
She can still bear you kids if you want

>>150873908
Is this the whole "internal penis" argument?
Is Stella a guy in this case?
Did you skip a chapter in 7th grade sex ed?

I think this guy just has some really, really weird fetishes. Either that or he's taking the piss.

>>150873701
>Calopus
Neat. Tell me more about this critter.

>>150873907
>Stolas launches the Goetian version of the Habsburg dynasty
kek

>>150873927
>Is this the whole "internal penis" argument?
No, this is the hermaphrodite argument, in which case there is no internal penis, there is just a cloaca that can excrete sperm and accept it
Maybe its impossible for a goetia to get pregnant with their own sperm to avoid inbreeding
>>150873936
Not a fetish, just a thought experiment/worldbuilding
The goetias are supposed to be fallen angels, and angels are genderless by default, so you put two and two together
This means that all of them are the same "gender", but lean more towards either masculine or feminine

>>150873971
>angels are genderless by default
They're all males actually.

>>150873981
I have never seen a single angel be depicted with a beard, they are all androgynous, because they don't have a gender

>>150873971
If they're all genderless what about the nephilim?

>>150874003
>I have never seen a single angel be depicted with a beard
Yeah man every time I shave my dick vanishes.
>they are all androgynous, because they don't have a gender
They're referred to as males in every single line of scripture you can find, there isn't even a female form of angelos in greek. They may not have biological anatomy in the way we do but they are indeed males, not hermaphrodites or whatever you're trying to say.

>>150873949
I sadly don't know much about them. Them being mostly wolves is how they're described from medieval England, older descriptions have them with features that of a goat, boar or big cats mainly from ancient Babylon, like Europe they were used as symbols. Only common feature they share are the horns, mainly the ram horns.
I do think HH/HB wolf sinners was inspired by them. I still find the "sinner demon" and them taking non human forms a bit stupid. Sinners should've looked like how the cannibals from cannibal town looked like.

>>150874049
I figured it was a way to distinguish them from hellborn.
>Sinners should've looked like how the cannibals from cannibal town looked like.
They could have had a more uniform look but then Viv couldn't make nearly as many sparkledogs. It's just a fact that she's a furry.

>>150867776
Fat.

>>150872139
>why is this giant Deviant Art OC dog talking to me?

I'm not really a Vivzie fan, but did they really make Octavia asexual in an attempt to ward off sexualization? She's a cute and attractive vaguely goth/emo teen, what did they expect?

>>150874080
>I figured it was a way to distinguish them from hellborn.
While nicely designed, just from a worldbuilding perspective it makes no sense for the sinners to resemble hellborn in anyway.
>They could have had a more uniform look but then Viv couldn't make nearly as many sparkledogs.
She could've kept making those designs for the hellborn and demons. Mayberry is actually one of the few designs that looks like a compromise between ideas.

>>150867776
Less is (often) more. Profanity and such can be funny, but so can the implication of it. The show often shoots itself in the foot by dragging out a joke 5 seconds past when it should've been cut. A good example of them NOT doing this is in Harvest Moon Festival when Moxxie gets crushed beneath a shark, with his swearing interrupted by a comedic cut. The show could also do with more background gags that don't shout the joke at the audience. A good example is in Full Moon where the Loona fursuit is shown alongside the functional imp mechs. Agent Two doesn't yell out how wacky the fursuit is, it's just there for you to see. Mission Antarctica's joke of having Moxxie activate the crystal is pretty good too with its set-up being especially solid, though the actual payoff of him licking the thing goes on for just a bit too long. Also, for the love of God, it would do wonders if Vivz and co. were actually edgy with their humor instead of the safest shit this side of the firmament. Have the penguins say some actual (fictional) slurs for the imps

>>150874171
Maybe? but I think they were simply adding more faggoty rag tag brigade representation.

>>150869739
The problem is Viv and the other writers have no knowledge nor reverence for biblical history/theology. It’s literally just subversion of very, very basic pop-Christianity from media portrayals.

It’s a shame really. If someone really wanted to make a prequel showing the sins prior to The Fall, they should really call up some theologians (preferably Catholic) for QRDs/learning what happened, so they could merge that with what (little) is set through both shows.

>>150873327
And this, too.

Anon finally getting to scratch behind Loona’s ear!

>>150874801
For me, it's stratching Loona's tummy and Loona's back

>>150874870
...Why Stella hand can be seen? Why I can see the beak of stolas in there? Are they there to congratulate her for getting an actual loving husband and breaking the cycle?

>>150875097
I can't tell if you're baiting and you know or you genuinely don't know.

>Anon forgets that Loona, as all Hellhounds do, follow a heat cycle
>gets back to his apartment
>locks door and turns around
>is suddenly slammed to the ground by a massive, furry mass
>Anon is freaking out, wonders what’s gotten into Loona, and why she’s bearing her teeth and licking her fangs and lips
>the sinner braces himself for whatever beatdown his gf is about to deliver for whatever his latest fuckup is
>Loona opens her mouth
>“PWEASE GIVE ME HUGGY WUGGIES, UWU”
Pic related needs a HILTLH(H) edit.

>>150869376
>>150869582
>>150869647
>>150869739
>>150869762
You know reading this and also recently Paradise Lost a few days ago made me think something. I never realized how weird Jesus must be for the Sins. Because he's like, their dad… but also their brother, in the form of a Human. When Lucifer tries to tempt Jesus multiple times in the Bible, I wonder how weirded out or intimidated he might have been from interacting with his Brother-Dad behind his mask of prideful temptation. You think they were all "present" at the birth of Christ, peeking in from some scrying spell in Hell. You think they observed his life in fascination and everything you went through? Did they feel sadness, joy, anger, or fear when got crucified? Or when he ascended and redeemed humanity of Sins past, present, and future. Was it a declaration of destruction against them, the Sins, or a declaration of redemption? I know trying to handle something like this seriously and straight edge in Vivzies work is impossible but im genuinely curious about their hypothetical thoughts on Christ.

>>150875882
>You think they were all "present" at the birth of Christ, peeking in from some scrying spell in Hell.
Likely or through word of mouth via reports by demons or even disguised sinners. Not necessary out of care or love, more like a strange curiosity that they could not explain. When Jesus was crucified and whether or not they were watching, they felt every pain, every emotion Jesus was having when he was being crucified.
Finally when he died. They felt anger for both being put through this and for them killing their brother. Then a rush of relief maybe some felt joy but mostly relieved it was over. Fear because they knew it was God, their father that made go through this ordeal. When all those previous emotions subsided they'd feel guilt, guilt for not being there to help or console their brother and father, but that would be replaced by a feeling in the back of their minds. A sense of happiness, that their father still was keeping an eye on them and still cared for them. Their old pre-fallen selves still lingered within them all, but they quickly put this all behind them. Still, it would tug at them every now and again.

>>150875975
I wonder if they hoped that God seeing humanity kill his son (who is also him) would have been the final straw. God wipped the slate clean once with the Flood and gave mankind a second change with Noah. They'd think "after this there is no way Father will forgive them. He'll finally get what we were getting at about our rebellion and why the humans are unworthy". And then Jesus resurrects and forgives mankind of their sins, Lucifer probably cries himself to sleep in frustration.

>>150875975
I wonder if they were aware of Jesus's plan or completely oblivious. In Paradise Lost and Paradise Regained (which I know is not biblical canon but its a major inspiration for most modern works about hell) Lucifer seems quite aware. Maybe Lucifer's motives in tempting Christ were not to just damn mankind but out of some twisted sense of brotherhood. He didn't want Jesus to get killed by those ungrateful lesser humans just to forgive them. He hoped that if he convinced Jesus he could join their fallen part of the family and prove a point to God. Even though Jesus is his God, he is still his own person separate and individual of God. His trials and being tempted by Lucifer would be pointless if he was just God himself. Jesus basically had to prove he was the pinnacle of human virtue as a human of his own volition. Of course Lucifer in his pride would think he could convince Jesus to sin. Then proceed to get cooked during every encounter. Like if you read Paradise Regained (the sequel to Paradise Lost), Jesus flat out barely seems to tolerate Lucifer and his bullshit and views him as a nuisance. Like it's pretty weird Jesus getting this close to being pissed at someone, though it makes sense cause it is Lucifer. I wonder how Lucifer felt at the scorn his Brother-Dad was giving him at his attempts to make him Sin. Meanwhile the other sins are probably watching with a scrying spell as if it were a movie theater and getting secondhand shame and cringing at how hard Lucifer is being verbally btfo by Jesus.

>>150867565
>Vivzie laughs her ass off at sausage party.

>>150876059
Oh, I forgot to mention probably the funniest part of the book. One of the head honcho demons Belial (who i'm surprised hasn't appeared in a vivzie work yet) suggests to Lucifer during the brainstorming session he has with his fellow Fallen Angels that they should seduce Jesus with women to make him sin. Lucifer frustratingly says in a nutshell that “Belial you always fucking suggest women, its all you ever suggest. Not everyone is as obsessed with human women as you are. We all remember how many you fucked back before the flood. Shut up about women!” and that Belial is a dumbass for thinking you could seduce Jesus with hoes. I'd like to think even Asmodeus would call Belial an idiot for thinking that would work too.

>>150875882
>>150875975
>>150876059
Wow, this was all quite interesting to read. Too bad we won't get anything approaching it thanks to who's in charge, as >>150876086 shows. At least we can hold out hope for the occasional fanart or fic that tries to integrate ideas like these.
>>150874653
Lots of arrogance on display by them, funnily enough. Jojo Rabbit gets the doomed but absurd vibe of an evil society just right while still being a comedy, would've been a good blueprint for the Hellaverse crew to work with.

>>150876460
Yeah it really is a shame.

>>150875097
ESLsissy...

>>150876103
kek
>>150876460
Spitballing and brainstorming like this is what makes these threads worth it.

>>150852197 (OP)
Kind of already did when she flipped out over Stolas taking antidepressants.

>>150877707
Octavia in general hasn't been handled well but I think you can say that about everything in this show.

would she also be an autistic gun nut or would she be different personality wise from her male version?

>>150878206
If you change their personality too drastically it sorta ceases to be rule 63

>>150876002
Some of them hoped for that, Lucifer especially hoped that would be the case, until that ordeal during Christ crucifixion.
>>150876059
They were more or less oblivious to his plans. They were intrigued and annoyed by Lucifer's plan as he wasn't telling them what he knew, even if he did tell them they wouldn't fully trust his word, after all he's the reason they're down here. So they'd all watch intensely as Lucifer tempted Christ, both hopeful and fearful that Lucifer's plan would work. So when Lucifer's attempt at manipulation fail in real time, some are annoyed that Lucifer's plan failed, again. They'd feel a sense of relief that it failed and even laughter when Jesus seems to legitimately gets pissed at Lucifer and scorns him, glad that someone chipped at his ego and it was his own brother no less.
>Maybe Lucifer's motives in tempting Christ were not to just damn mankind but out of some twisted sense of brotherhood
Likely, compared to the other fallen sins their old pre-fallen selves are still there somewhere, not the same case with Lucifer. His old self is long gone and is but a faint corrupted glow.
>>150876460
>>150877070
>>150877695
It's always fun to do these ideas in these threads
>>150877988
That's been the case post-pilot or post-season one depending on who you ask.
>>150876103
>Belial suggest using women to tempt Christ
>The rest of the sins look at him with a series of contempt, Bee especially.
>Asmodeus tells him that he isn't like Solomon and he's a retard for thinking that would even partially work.

>>150873007
You and the other anon aren’t the first to think Loona might’ve had a crush on Moxxie. However, the timeline in this green doesn’t line up with Mission: Zero, since that was Loona’s first day as secretary. And with Loona appearing in Millie’s flashback in Ghostf**kers, the timeline only gets more confusing. This show is a fucking mess.

>>150877695
>Spitballing and brainstorming like this is what makes these threads worth it.
I feel like that only applies to certain topics that the regulars in this thread like. Especially if they involve negativity towards the show and Viv.

>>150878206
Moxxie’s mom probably liked guns, since she let him shoot a rifle as a child. I feel like canonically he got that from her.

>>150878343
>Moxxie’s mom probably liked guns, since she let him shoot a rifle as a child. I feel like canonically he got that from her.
i thought his dad was the more likely candidate for that, though?
since you know, he literally wanted him to kill people for him

>>150878206
Yes, she'd also take any gun or mercenary magazine you have.

>>150878360
She was present at the firing range encouraging Moxxie, but she drew the line at using a living target as practice.

>>150878343
>thread likes things the thread likes
Whooaaaa

this with anon and shitzo

>>150878429
I'm just pointing out how inflexible most folks are here.

>>150878790
Kek

>>150878790
>Blitzo using a step stool to make him look taller
Checks out.

>>150869739
For sure. It's headcanon cope but I like to think the sins have suffered a certain rot from reigning over hell with no conflict for so long. All the cults are pretty much gone, there's no wars or anything worth doing other than bureaucratic bullshit. They're bored, lazy and devolved into the toothless wretches they are now. If Lucifer can regress into a sad sack that makes ducks all day then can't the same have happened to the other sins?

>>150878790
Reminds me of pic related.

What would Blitzo do if you punched his balls really, really, really hard?

>>150878962
He instantly gets vaporised.
>>150878858
NTA but I could believe that as an explanation.

>>150878858
Very likely, all the cults that used to worship them are either gone or reduced to a handful of people. Satan still has his wars but none give him the same feeling he once had. Bee hosted parties to cope, but they happen so often that they don't do much anymore and she just mainly stands aside. Asmodeus no longer gets the sexual gratification he once had, rumor has it that he's impotent. Bel no longer takes drugs as they have no affect on her anymore and the withdrawals are hitting her hard. Leviathan is no longer arguing with herself, the two heads easily come to quick conclusions. Mammon still gambles, hosting his lavish casinos, buys all the luxuries he can afford or find. He's still stuck in the endless cycle of greed.
Even those that still follow the heed of these sins directly or not, most of these individuals or groups are disgusting and vile even for them to interact with.

>>150878962
He’ll probably try to shoot you while he’s still reeling from the pain. Loona’s the only one who can get away with doing that to him.

>>150879103
>Loona kicks his balls so hard he falls over and pukes
>discretely hand her 50 hell bucks
>Blitzo spends the next week waddling into the office and icing his balls
>Stolas is increasingly tense from having to go more than 5 minutes without getting his butthole stuffed like a turkey

>>150879583
Quite adorable.

>>150880117
>CRAWWWWWLING IN MY CRAAAAAWL
>"What?"

>"Nevermind."

>>150880247
>"Don't mind her, she's just going through her emo phase."
>"It's not a phase, it's my life!"
>"Sure, hon."

>>150880272
Tex has his work cut out for him.

>>150880299
>Bee goes through different phases in her life just like anyone
>only she's several thousand years old
>she has photo albums of her with an afro, KISS makeup, a cowgirl getup from her country phase and more
>go back far enough she was even really into belly dancing
>you find a photo of her in a kilt with bagpipes
>she grabs it and burns it
>"We don't talk about that one, k?"

>>150880117
>>150880247
>Industrial Metal/Rock Bee

>Anon and Loona are invited to another Party by Bee
>They gladly accept, they do notice that the note isn't as colorful as Bee's previous notes, they believe its a theme party again.
>When they arrive they see that the hellhounds are dressed similar to and with a mixture of wrath ring attire and gothic attire.
>When they enter the Bee's party hall, their ears are enthralled with this https://youtu.be/L-V5e6H--eo

Jesus has canonically visited Hell at least once. I wonder what kinda akward family reunion it would be

>>150880331
>Every now and then Bee has changes in music style/genre to keep things fresh and due people's musical influence.
>But sometimes when a Musicians dies and if said musician is damned or comes to Hell, she'll be the one to host the welcoming committee
>However she is reconsidering this after several incidents.
>She remember the day Lemmy Kilmister passed, she was surprised to hear he's was going to arrive, but when the metal/rock party was setup, he never arrived.
>Come to find out, Lemmy did arrive in Hell. He kept challenging Satan for his throne and to quote "Kick his little red ass." with nothing more than a broken bottle a jack daniels.
>The other incident was more recent, Ozzy Osbourne. At least he showed up, the problem was Ozzy kept out drinking and out smoking both Bee and Bel, this scared both of them as they met someone who was more drugs than they were.

Also country Bee soundshot as hellnice and cute.

>>150880548
>My dumbass forgot the spoilers

>>150880558
Hello, I have a call waiting for a 'Mr Retard'.
>>150880331
Lol.

>>150876579
Ooooo, bouncy

>>150879051

Maybe this is going to sound edgy CS Lewis/Tolkien but i think that most major religions unknowingly worship them.
The Islamic terrorist blowing up a bus for heavenly pussy and revenge on the west, the Protestant minister who attacks black christians through the KKK, the black minister using a church as a donation scam, the Cardinal protecting kiddy diddlers to save face, the hasidic Rabbi with his own fiefdom propped up by real estate scams and cult abuse tactics that he rules with an iron fist. The entire 4th and Albigensian crusades.
They don't worship them on purpose but they worship the sins while thinking they worship God.

>old hag stolas out walking in the snow with anon
>tv crew asks them for an interview
>ma'am is this your son?
>no this is my lover
>we had sex not even an hour ago

>>150880671
Possible, while they do indeed "feed" off these follies of man and they are influencing and encouraging this behavior mainly to spite God, their father. It doesn't have the same affect as someone doing it in their name.
It's essentially hollow and doesn't provide what the sins need to regain the power and influence they once had and most of it would go to Satan or Lucifer anyway as these are primarily the only two Sins most people today know of.

>>150880331
>Behind that one was one with her in blackface next to Justin Trudeau
>She also burns it
>”Date night was on Halloween that year.”

>>150880795
kek

>>150880735
>She leglocks every time.

>>150881007
i dont really like this humanization, looks too much like rick sanchez

>>150880795
Fuck it.

>>150881671
>looks too much like rick sanchez
I really don't see the resemblance, Anon. I think you're either overthinking this or you like that shitty show way too much.

>>150881756
Kek, Very nice Anon.

>>150881756
KEK

>>150881767
the hair, anon, its too wild
her hair should be more slick, voluminous, but controlled

>>150881756
Fucking kek.

>>150881959
Solas looks fine, Blitza looks too much like a man, not even a bull dyke, just an effeminate brown guy.

>>150882096
well, she is ugly as sin in her demon form
did you expect her to look any better as a human?

>>150882137
To be fair there's a difference between simply being ugly and looking like you used to have a dick.

>>150882137
She looks fine here, could use a little fixing but otherwise she ain't bad looking here.

>>150882171
>>150882180
well, i dont really have any hot human blitza pictures, do post some if you found any

New Base of The FIre! I'll do a flurry of editing soon so feel free to give feedback or capslock rant at me to change things!

https://archiveofourown DOT org/works/68602336/chapters/189233651

I like to think Blitza would wear a wig even though some imps male or female are simply born bald, because she's just that vain.

>>150882305
Real shit? My nigga.

>>150882412
probable, but she also wouldnt really give a shit about what other people think, so maybe she wouldnt

Would you be too scared to take her dancing?

>anon sets up an D&D match with himself as the GM
what class and race would each of the cast pick?

>>150882936
>anon's dmpc

>>150882831
That dress looks too tight. I think she needs help taking it off. I think human hands like mine could help...

>>150882936
>DnD
We are playing GURPS.

>>150873524
I wouldn't want that cause it's hell and I'd probably be SMASHED for all eternity.

>>150883236
Why not Delta Green?

>>150878343
Haven't seen Mission: Zero yet cause I watch everything on YT. Not paying Amazon a dime.

>>150882936
>Blitz, Rogue
>Stolas, Bard
>Millie, Barbarian
>Moxxie, Ranger (using a Musket)
>Loona, isn’t playing because that shit’s for NERRRRDS

>>150883281
Stolas could also fit Wizard as well

>>150882936
I actually did have of a thought on how a HH/HB rpg would go or be developed, but let’s be honest, it’d be one of those drama kid kid slop games

>>150883295
He fits better as a Sorcerer or a Wizard, mainly the former.

>>150883295
yeah, but hes a theater kid, remember? He is practically made to be a bard
octavia might go for wizard, though

>>150883281
Blitzo would get banned for plopping his dick and balls on the table to pass a persuasion check.

>>150883376
>Blitzo would get banned for plopping his dick and balls on the table to pass a persuasion check.

>shitzo does exactly that (in game)
>anon rolls the check and...
>it fails
>his characters dick gets chopped off by the person he was trying to persuade
>he now has to play as an eunuch
>everyone laughs at him while he fumes quietly

>>150883433
>Blitzo's character is now castrated.
>He gains a passive bonus to finding extra coin when looting.

>>150883109
This but also
>Alignment: Lawful Good
NOW it's time to game

>>150883670
>Alignment

>>150883273
>Not paying Amazon a dime.
I signed up for a 30-day trial. Turns out it was a 7-day trial because I'm retarded and didn't even read what I was signing up for. I ended up getting charged for a full membership because Amazon didn't even send me a warning e-mail. I extended my membership anyway because I want to watch Hazbin on the 29th. But get a load of this: I actually pirated Mission: Zero before I signed up for Prime Video.
As for the timeline, I may be mistaken since Loona’s role and tenure in the company are left vague enough for interpretation.

>>150883281
I think this is mistaken. It's a good approximation of what they'd be as they are in "real-life," but people often don't play as what they are.
>Blitz: Sorcerer. In love with the idea of being innately special just because of who he is while still flirting with the inherent risk of his power backfiring. Self-destructive to the end and would definitely play in cycles, starting with chaotic neutral gameplay till he pushed things too hard, rubberband into passive true neutral play, then slowly retread into chaotic neutral again
>Stolas: Warlock. Can only feel comfortable in transactional relationships, with a solid give-n-take hashed out. Constantly transgressing the allowed limits to access more of the forbidden, the game would allow him to live free from the life of rules and regulations he's been stuck in forever. Range from true neutral to neutral evil in most dealings, while sticking to lawful neutral with his patron.
>Millie: Bard. Desperate to show there's more to her than a one-track mind for violence. Would try to be conciliator of the group, advocating for non-violence and such, lawful neutral overall but occasionally true or even chaotic neutral when pissed off enough
>Moxxie: Paladin. Gets to live out his fantasy of fighting for a noble cause of defending the innocent and punishing the villainous, all underneath a righteous and loving master who provides validation for his loyalty. Lawful good maxxing as much as possible, but could be pushed into true neutral if a fucked up circumstance presented which tied his hands presents itself.
>Loona: Doesn't play but would spectate, commentating and backseat driving on everyone's decisions, much to their annoyance (save for Blitzo, who's just happy she's involved).

>>150874171
>I'm not really a Vivzie fan, but did they really make Octavia asexual in an attempt to ward off sexualization?
It hasn't been outright stated to be the case, but there's credence to to the theory.
This also happened when Andrealphus was said to be gay after a bunch of people assumed he had some kind of incestuous interest in Stella during his first scene, which some believe was also the result of a kneejerk reaction to sexualization of him that Vivzie didn't like.

>>150883688
Did I stutter?

>>150883740
Andrealphus's case is weird since pic related exists.
Honestly, the most simple explanation is cheap representation.

>>150883730
I don't think Loona has the patience for DnD. Maybe some board games.
>>150883824
One's a joke character that gets killed partly because he says that, the other is a major character. Still think it's weird demons give a shit about this stuff.

>>150883824
>cheap representation.
But Stolas is canonically gay, and so is Vassago, so there'it's not like there's a lack of homos. Cheap representation is characters like Mrs. Mayberry being lesbian, a character who was in the pilot and then only ever came back as part of a random cameo in season 2. It's part of the reason why it's thought that the choice to make Andrealphus gay has an ulterior motive.

>>150883740
Why are zoomers so allergic to incest, I thought everyone loved GoT.

>>150883824
I believe it's likely true for both Andre and Octavia. They may have had some irks with some of the fanart and the ideas that the fans had and decided to make Andre queer an Octavia an asexual in hopes it would curve some of it, under the guise of representation.
>>150883761
I meant to ask what Alignment would the characters follow under that expanded chart.

>>150883824
>cheap representation.
But Stolas is gay, and so are Vassago and Fizzaroli, so it's not like there's a lack of homos.
Cheap representation is with characters like Mrs. Mayberry being lesbian, who was in the pilot and then only came back as part of a random cameo in season 2 (and also doesn't make sense since she committed a murder-suicide over him cheating on her, even if she was closeted, that seems like an extreme reaction over someone she didn't have a romantic interest in). It's part of the reason why it's thought that the choice to make Andrealphus gay has an ulterior motive.

>>150883984
>they made octavia an asexual to stop people from making porn of her
lotta good that did, if you do something out of spite, then you will be answered with even more spite

>>150883958
>I thought everyone loved GoT.
Firstly, millennials were the ones who were into it. Majority of zoomers were too young to get into it by the time the show ended. Hell even my boomer mom was into it and she sometimes rewatches episodes
Secondly, people used to love it until writers tanked the show during season 5 and it just kept going down hill
Lastly, the incest show in the show isn't show to be good relationships. Whether it's the targaryens or the lanisters, they aren't health incest relationships and aren't supposed to be that way

Why do demons even care about lgbt pride? You'd think they'd just fuck whatever and body mod whatever, 90% of them seem to be fags anyway.

>>150883740
>>150883824
He's just gay for his sister is all.
It felt to me the incest vibes had to at least be intentional. Especially given in Mastermind how hamfisted they made Andre being weird about it and even getting a reaction out of Bee and Ozzie about him giving off incesty vibes.

Plus, it's such a softball way to make your villain have any amount of ick about him, when you're dealing with your protagonist being literal murdering assassins.

>>150883691
Very nice frame of Loona, love the subtle booby squish.

I think it would have been funny if Andre being weird made Ozzie grin at Bee, and Mammon porking out made Bee grin at Ozzie.

>>150884077
Now that I'm looking at the background, why are there cracks in the court room? You'd think the sins would keep it pristine even if they're in hell

>>150884099
Uhhh... visual indicator that the system of law is falling apart?

>>150884041
They do?

>>150883929
>>150883984
>>150884008
>>150884043
You are probably right. Viv and Spindlehorse are known to be spineless when it comes down to this sort of thing. I was just playing devil's advocate.

>>150884065
Mission: Zero has some pretty good Loona frames.

>>150884146
We're for sure going to need a subtitled gif for when she tells Moxxie "Aren't you supposed to not be gay, or something?"

>>150884077
I choose to headcanon that Mammon and Bee dated at one point (and that's when he got fat). She really does treat him like a jaded ex. And could explain why she was disgusted with him porking out. She was more disgusted at him in general, rather than him just being gluttonous.

I just want Stella to care about Octavia. She's an absolute bitch and a horrible person and mom alike, but give her SOME sympathetic element. Please Viv.

>>150884265
sorry anon, giving stella any positive qualities would make stolas seem slightly worse by comparison for being a cheating faggot, and we cannot have that!

>>150884265
Anon, that won't happen, why do you think we stay in these threads. Also don't ask for more monkey paw wishes, especially for this bland show.
>>150884043
They should've kept it in, play it off as a joke with some dark undertones. Maybe imply incest among Goetians while not common place or a rarity, does happen at times.