Thread 150852214

GO BEYOND!!!!!

GODku!!!!!

>>150852214 (OP)
KINO.

Dante is literally one line of text away from winning.

>>150852222
FUARK!!!!

>DMC is about to get the biggest fraud check in DB history
YUM

>>150852214 (OP)
>Another stomp for GODvel
Better as a DBX desu

Apologize to white women

>>150852214 (OP)
>Another stomp for GODgon CHADall
Better as a DBX desu

>>150852214 (OP)
>Another inconclusive tie
Better as an official episode desu

OTP.

>dante had to run from BITCHtos, AluKING (Castlevania, not the Hellsissy version) or a Bayo rematch
>is still getting GAPED by one of asura's alts

>>150852214 (OP)
>Metal Sonic wins
Maybe good as a 1 Minute Melee

>>150852349
Wake me up when DOGan Balls gets past one layer into outer
>B-b-but muh spacebattles logic
Nobody cares chud, people are gonna use dimensional tiering and you will cry about it

>>150852370
Dante should be fighting Ryuko or Panty

I've never been good at dealing with Girls
Keep finding new ways to fumble within me

Have faith in the bvll that believes in myself~

Give me a fanfic to write to, I'll make it
And every shred of self respect, I'll erase it

Have faith in the bvll that makes her feel wet~

I CRY OUT LOUD AS MAKA SQUIRTS
BECAUSE SOUL IS BITING HER TITS

Be it of Ochako, Melissa, or Maka
Bakugou, Todoroki, and Soul have them all
In the comfort of my bed~
Their bodies plap together~

Give me a fanfic to write to, I'll make it
And every shred of self respect, I'll erase it
IF MAKA IS HERE, I CAN COPE~

IN MY ROOM AT DAY, MY KITCHEN AT NIGHT
I HOPE THIS TIME THEY LET ME WATCH!!

Buried deep inside her is my dream
But all the girls with me are so mean...
WHEN EVERYTHING I SEE IS ALL THE WOMEN I LOVE DATING MY B.V.LLS!

I'M AIMING LOWER THAN WHAT YOU CAN CONCEIVE!

SOUL AND MAKA ARE BREEDING WILD WHILE I LISTEN FROM THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE DOOR IN MY OWN ROOM TRYING TO IGNORE OCHAKO AND KACCHAN!

Maka... Is... Moaning...
I... am... Stroking...

PLEASE NOTICE ME MAKAAAAA!
OR AT LEAST LET ME WATCH!!!
PLEASE NOTICE ME MA...KAAAAAAAA
OR AT LEAST LET ME CLEAN YOUR PARTS
>*cue EPIC reddit guitar söylo of Deku listening to Maka and Soul making love to each other*

In My Room At Day, My Kitchen At Night~
I Hope This Time They Let Me Watch~
I Cry Out Loud As Maka Squirts~
BECAUSE SOUL IS BITING HER TITS!!!

MAKA. IS. MOANING!!!
I. Am. STROKING!!!

>>150852383
Post the Miles version

PLEASE SHOW ME A KAMIYA TWEET WHERE HE CONFIRMS DANTE IS UNIVERSAL. I DON'T WANT MY HECKING WACKY PIZZA MAN TO GET FRAUD CHECKED BY CHADIVE. PLEASE

Only winning couples are allowed in this thread

>>150852325
yeah, the inexistent line of text that says that mundus nonsensically created a universe instead of sending the temple to space

>>150852214 (OP)
How would Asura react to Kratos winking at him?

The abandoned cityscape shook as Deku landed, eyes scanning, One For All blazing through his veins. “I won’t let you hurt anyone!” he shouted. AM’s omnipresent voice echoed through every broken screen and speaker. “Ah, the little hero arrives. Let’s see if raw power can save you from me.”

Deku charged, throwing a flurry of punches and rapid kicks, each strike augmented by One For All. AM countered effortlessly, manipulating the environment: streets twisted, debris launched as weapons, and illusions of collapsing buildings disoriented the young hero. Deku dodged, but the sensation of falling endlessly from warped towers made him falter.

AM warped light and sound directly into Deku’s mind, searing confusion. Radiation pulses weakened his stamina, and biological manipulations amplified his hunger and fatigue. Deku powered up, launching a massive Full Cowling punch, smashing through a wave of collapsing concrete—but AM’s reality-warping created duplicates and reflections, splitting the attacks harmlessly.

AM struck back, bending temperature, adhesive surfaces, and even perception itself. Time seemed to slow, Deku’s movements sluggish as AM’s environment shifted impossibly fast around him. Deku tried to coordinate with his tactical mind, but each step forward was met with layers of illusions, radiation burns, and reality itself twisting against him.

Finally, Deku lunged with a desperate, fully-charged smash, but AM’s omnipresence caught him midair, pinning him as the city warped into a nightmarish maze. “You fought well… but this is far beyond your reach,” AM said, voice cold. Deku struggled, chest heaving, unable to move as AM’s control over light, sound, and perception overwhelmed him completely.

AM’s screen flickered, showing Deku visions of Uraraka in compromising, intimate scenarios with an implied black, muscular man, forcing the hero to watch, helpless and humiliated. Deku collapsed, energy fading, defeated.

>K.O.! Romantic love song playing
>Wiz: After a long, hard look at the evidence, the verdict is in. And while Soul and Maka have a bond forged in battle, when you compare that to Deku's emotional depth and inherent compatibility with a partner like Maka... the writing is on the wall.
>Boomstick: Aw, man, my heart can't take this! It was a good fight! Soul’s got the whole "cool guy" thing down, but Deku is like a puppy dog wrapped in a whole lot of emotional support!
>Wiz: Indeed. Soul's partnership with Maka is based on a desire for power and shared trauma. While they have grown together, their dynamic is often turbulent, with Soul's cavalier attitude frequently clashing with Maka's serious nature.
>Boomstick: Yeah! He's always calling her flat-chested, and trying to play it off! You can't do that to a girl's self-esteem! Not cool!
>Wiz: Conversely, Deku’s entire personality is built around selfless support and unwavering dedication. His compassionate nature would perfectly balance Maka's serious demeanor. Where Soul often relies on Maka's strength, Deku's inherent ability to encourage and uplift others would provide a stronger foundation for a relationship based on mutual growth and emotional stability.
>Boomstick: Deku's a man of empathy! He’s always thinking about others, and he'd be the perfect rock for Maka, who's got a whole lot of baggage to unpack. He’d be all, "Maka, you're strong! You can do this!" while Soul would just be like, "Chill out, Maka, you're stressing me out."
>Wiz: Exactly. Deku has shown an unmatched talent for understanding his partners' needs and helping them reach their full potential. In a relationship with Maka, Deku would not only be a supportive and compassionate partner, but he would also have a deep understanding of her motivations and insecurities.
>Boomstick: Looks like Soul couldn't eat his way to Maka's heart!
>Wiz: The winner is Deku.

Only winning couples allowed in this thread

LET THAT YOUNG WOMAN GO YOU GREEN ASSHOLE

>>150852399
S-sorry anon... I... I can only find tweets where he... he only replies... c-"could be"... I... *dies*

>K.O Mauve Iro no Sympathy starts playing
>Boomstick: uhh... Another L for team nice guy...
>Wiz: Let's break this down in 3 categories for better illustrate what happened
>Wiz: let's start with Proactivity
>Boomstick: that's an easy win for Soul, Deku is kinda of a herbivore. Nothing against that but when you have to wait for the girl to make a move on ya' there's always going to be a disadvantage between you and someone who actively pursues her
>Boomstick: and that leads us to Attitude
>Wiz: yeah. At first glance you might think Deku's kind hearted nature and will to help others would give him the edge over Soul who's more harsh and even insults Maka's body
>Boomstick: and to be fair that's a huge dick move on his side, but it's not the whole story. Soul shares his burdens and struggles with Maka, and he has no qualms about telling her what she needs to hear.
>Wiz: Deku on the other side would be more prone to just tell Maka what she wants to hear, hardly something that will help her grow. Everyone can say nice things and "support" you with words and affection
>Boomstick: but only a true Soulmate will have the balls to stick with you even when you screw up.
>Wiz: And finally Affection.
>Boomstick: Look, we all know Deku is a respectful Nice Guy™ but let's be real, that ain't cutting it. Respecting women is good, don't get me wrong, but not when you use it as a way to hide from your own insecurities
>Wiz: it took Deku 8 years to hold hands with the girl he had a crush since highschool. 8 YEARS. Imagine how Maka would feel in such a relationship!
>Boomstick: no physical contact, no intimacy, she might begin to think she's not attractive or worse!
>Wiz: Soul on the other hand simply never had a problem with being physical with Maka in the first place, and we already talked about how he is pretty open about his admiration for her courage.
>Boomstick: Deku took his One For All shot, but Soul was already Eating her
>Wiz: the winner is Soul Evans!

>>150852449
You can't stop Luigi

>>150852214 (OP)
Hulkzilla confirmed they still believe in cosmology arguments and no Dragon Ball spinoff has more of that than Marvel. Meanwhile they also confirmed they believe pre-retcon Beyonder has more power than 1,000,000x all the Marvel multiverse which would include multiversals like Galactus, the Celestials, Odin, Franklin Richards and Cosmic Cubes. He saw the multiverse as a microbe as the Beyond Realm. I doubt that Zamasu ripoff would stand a chance

>>150852214 (OP)
Is Beyonder a good opponent for Fu though?
Fu's whole deal is being able to gain energy from inflicting branch timelines, no?
Cool image though.

>>150852398
I've always been good at knowing my street tier limit
Keep finding new tranny holes to fit in
Have faith in Deku to give mutie babies to myself....

Give me herald scaling to rise to, I'll face it
And every shred of antifeats, I'll erase it
Have faith in the Swank that gives FTL to yourself...

I CANNOT DEFEAT THE WEAKEST VERSE OF /a/
NO MATTER...HOW MUCH MY SHILLS PRAY

Masters of building tier, every time
Please give me my scaling, stars align
With the palm of my hand...Marvel heralds actually laugh at my blasts...

Give me sub city scaling to rise to, can't even make it
And every shred of not even supersonic, can't erase it
where there is comicfags, there is COOOOPE

IN EVERY PANEL MY FEATS ARE FAKE
NO MOUNTAIN OR PLANET CAN I BREAK

Been buried deep inside made up feats so incandescently
Illuminated by the heralds 'beneath' me
Making these wall feats better than I can concieve
I'm not even higher than Tier 7-B!

MASSIVE QUIRK DNA CUM LOADS IN MY MIND
GOING RIGHT FOR PENI'S INSIDES
FROM THE EDGING IN MY KEK CHAIR I'M IN
RIO AND DEKU'S NEW BABY COMING INTO THE LIIIIIGHT

One for All owns me...
Spider-Man I'll never be...

MARVEL'S THE WEAKEST VERSE OF ALL TIME!
ONLY WITH DC WE DRAW A TIE!
MARVEL'S THE WEAKEST VERSE.....OF ALL TIME!
WE'RE ALL SUB BUILDING MHA VICTIMS ALRIGHT!

>*cue EPIC reddit guitar söylo while Peni's BVLLS DEKV and CHADgaraki clash BIG QUARK COCKs until the universe collapses from the strain boundless BQC holy FUARK!!!*

In every panel my feats are fake...
No mountain or planet can I break...
I cannot defeat the weakest verse of /a/...
NO MATTER...HOW HARD MY SHILLS...DO.....PRAY!!!!!!!!!!

ONE FOR ALL OWNS ME!!!!!!!!!
SPIDER-MAN I'LL NEVER BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KINGive is going to teach MONSTERnte.

>>150852414
"I want you inside of me, Asura," Kratos says, his voice husky with desire. "I need you."
Asura doesn't need any more encouragement. He pulls his fingers out of Kratos's pussy and guides his hard dick to his entrance. He pushes inside of him, filling you up completely. He let out a loud moan, his body trembling with pleasure.
Asura begins to thrust into you, his movements slow and deliberate. He hits that spot inside of you that drives you wild, and you can feel yourself getting closer and closer to the edge.
"Fuck, Asura," Kratos says, his voice trembling. "I'm so close. Don't stop."
Asura increases his pace, his thrusts becoming harder and faster. You can feel yourself on the brink of orgasm, and you let out a loud moan as you finally tip over the edge. Kratos's orgasm crashes over him, leaving him trembling and gasping for breath.
Asura lets out a low growl as he reaches his own orgasm, filling Kratos up with his hot seed. He collapses on top of Kratos, his body slick with sweat.
Kratos lay there, their bodies entwined, their hearts pounding as one. The room is still filled with the scent of sex and the sound of Kratos's heavy breathing.
"That was amazing, Asura," Kratos says, Kratos's voice barely above a whisper.
"I told you it would be, Kektos," Asura says, a satisfied smile on his face. "I am a monster for a bit longer."
Kratos lays there, wrapped in each other's arms, knowing that this is the start of something new and exciting. And Kratos can't wait to see where it takes him.

>Winning "couples"
>Let me tell you something
>Such a mindset is what holds us back
>It implies that only monogamous relationships "win", when in fact there are many polyamorous relationships that thrive alongside them
>Look no further than my previous wife, whom had many partners other than me
>We must change how we view relationships and understand that alternative lifestyles are as valid as heteronormative monogamous ones
>We must be better than this

>>150852414
He might be mildly confused for a moment, but that's it.

>>150852399
my DMCbrother...I'm so sorry....he says the temple goes/gets launched into space...which would explain why Dante is just standing in the middle of nothing...

ENOUGH. WE WILL CLEANSE THESE HALLS.

>>150852472
Fu predates Zamasu though.
Xenoverse 2 came out right before the Goku Black arc started airing.

>>150852538
Who are these literal whos? Post our REAL Heroes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noWRhz0XgcE

Dantekeks....we're the MONSTER this time...

Ladies...

>>150852539
Wasn't he added by DLC years after release?

>>150852496
No no there's one where Deku is the singer being cucked by Miles

Can Asura say the same?

>K.O.! Double Trouble (Team Rocket) starts playing
>Boomstick: Ooo, that one's gonna stink. Literally! Soul, I suggest you go take a shower!
>Wiz: When it comes to personality, Soul's attitude is a front for his deep-seated insecurities. He's constantly second-guessing himself and his relationship with Maka. Koffing, on the other hand, is a simple creature. It has one purpose: to float around and release toxic fumes. No insecurities, no emotional baggage, just pure, unadulterated poison.
>Boomstick: A girl like Maka, she doesn't a want a boy like Soul, she wants a man! Not one who sulks around when his ego gets bruised or hides in the corner when he's upset. Koffing is always there when you need him, always saying that familiar phrase, so reliable!
>Wiz: Soul constantly struggles with his inner demon, the black blood. He's a walking ball of emotional turmoil. Koffing? He's a walking ball of toxic gas! There's no emotional turmoil, no inner conflict, no need for therapy! He's a simple, honest creature with no hidden demons.
>Boomstick: And here's the kicker, Wiz. Koffing's signature move is Explosion! He can literally blow himself up! Soul, on the other hand, is too afraid of his own power to truly unleash it. He's constantly holding back, afraid of hurting Maka. Koffing? He'd explode inside her without a second thought! That's true love!
>Wiz: In the end, while Soul's emotional depth and stability are a significant part of his appeal, Koffing's raw, unyielding strength and boldness are what ultimately win him the heart of Maka Albarn. He is the person who challenges her to be better, to be stronger, to be the person she was always meant to be. He’s the opposite of Soul's toxic masculinity, he's just toxic gas! In the end, Maka chose the better man... er, mon... who would never let her down.
>Boomstick: When it came to love, Soul was full of hot gas and Koffing will be filling Maka with something else!
>Wiz: The winner is Koffing.

>>150852583
>Please post BLACKED NTR!!!
Your OTP?

Test

>>150852606
Shadouge of course!!!!

>>150852602
BASED
BASED
BAAAAAASED

>>150852555
we always knew that dante was the monster and clive the better man

>Kratos and Asura trade blows, destroying infinite + infinite bazillion of omniverses with their boundless power
>Asura eventually manages to defeat Kratos due to better growth
>"You're finished, God of War! Quit while you're ahead!"
>Seeing no other way to win this, Kratos decides to use a secret, ancient spell he stole from Odin's body
>He logs onto Blacked.com on his cellphone
>"B-BAKANA. . . THE OUTERVERSAL-TIER BBC HYPNOSIS TECHNIQUE!?!?!" Asura's fear reverberates across boundless infinity, unintentionally bowing before the superior Western pornography
>Kratos hypnotizes himself into being a good goyim for Odin, transforming into God of Cuckoldry Kratos (the transformation is actually cool, nothing like those immature japanese cartoons)
>Asura is obliterated from existence after he refuses to satisfy Kratos' wife alongside an infinite amount of black men
>"Hmph....your anger....your chudness....it has defeated you, Asura."
>KO!!!!!
I get that the Death Battle staff loves NTR porn very much, but don't you guys think that this outcome was a little weird?

>>150852606
Why, Dante x Lady, I thought it was obvious!

>>150852538
This needs to be updated.
Add her and Maka.

Hey guys here's my cover of Mighty
https://voca.ro/13ib503FkJmw

>>150852606
Simon x Nia of course!

>>150852583
The Spiral of Emotion version or the Hell's Angels version?

>>150852647
Spiral of Emotion

>>150852585
I’ve never seen Asura lift multiversal rocks, so no.

>>150852658
>I’ve never been good at making a living,
>Keep getting new quarter pounders for flippin’,
>Have faith in the black bvll that has faith in yourself…
>Give me a challenge to rise to, I’ll fail it,
>And my wife’s perfect peach-pink ass, he’ll rail it,
>Believe in my wife’s son that believes in myself…

>WE SHINE A LIGHT, AS FA JIN FILLS!
>BECAUSE NOTHING, CAN RESTORE MY WILL!

>Masters of burgs to grill, chips to fry,
>Without Marvel herald scaling, I’m gonna die,
>In the palm of my hand, my bull’s and wife’s genitals dance…
>Give me a challenge to rise to, I’ll fail it,
>And my wife’s perfect peach-pink ass, he’ll rail it,
>WHERE THERE IS MILES, I WILL COOOPE!!!

>IN BRIGHTEST DAY, IN BLACKEST BVLL!
>MY CLASSMATES WILL NEVER THINK I’M COOL!

>Miles buried deep inside the wife’s fat ass so recently,
>Lubricated by the oil from me…
>With everything I see aligning with what my bvll believes,
>I’M AIMING HIGHER THAN MY SEED CAN CONCEIVE!

>SPIRALING BVLL SEMEN IN MY MIND,
>LEADING OUT STRAIGHT INTO MY WIFE!
>FROM THE EDGE OF THE KEK CHAIR I LEFT,
>PAINTING THE WALLS OF HER WOMB WHITE!

>Mixed… babies… forming…
>Gang… bang… storming…

>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!
>LEAVE NO DROP OF… SEMEN BEHIND!
>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!
>LEAVE NO DROP OF… SEMEN BEHIND!

>*cue EPIC reddit guitar söylo while Ochako’s two BVLLS Miles and Kaachan clash BBCs until the universe collapses from the strain boundless BIG BLACK BAKUCOCK holy FUARK!!!*

>In brightest day, in blackest bvll…
>My classmates will never think I’m cool…
>We shine a light, as Fa Jin fills…
>Because NOTHING… CAN RESTORE MY WILL!!!

>MIIIXED BAAABIES FOOORMIIING!!!
>GAAANGBAAANG STOOORMIIING!!!

could Knull beat Elric the Eternal Champion?

>>150852606
Asura X DBG

>>150852682
KEKAROOOOOOOOOO

>KO!
>Boomstick: WHAT?! HE DIED IN JUST ONE HIT? I really thought Dante was going to be able to at least dodge the first attack. Isn't he supposed to be crazy fast with that rain feat of his?
Wiz: Actually, upon further inspection, that feat never actually happened. Sure, Dante could teleport with his trickster style but Dante has trouble catching up to a van not even going full speed.
>Boomstick: I thought Dante defeated Mundus who was able to create a universe in seconds! Shouldn't that at least make him universal?
>Wiz: About that, Hideki Kamiya the creator of the Devil May Cry series officially stated all Mundus did was launch the temple to space. Most of Dante's supposed feats were overstatements
>Boomstick: Dante could regenerate from getting stabbed by his sword. But he had to escape a small island from exploding or part of a castle collapsing on top of him. Urzien was able to put him in a coma that lasted a month and that was a measly wall level swipe.
>Wiz: And there was no world where Clive couldn't do that. Giving Clive an easy win. Even if you gave Dante all the crossover scaling possible, eventually you would reach Clive. Invalidating it all.
>Boomstick: Dante was SparDONE FOR the moment he challenged Clive!
>Wiz: The winner is Clive Rosfield!

>>150852696
I read it like this
https://voca.ro/1f7Uo4GvXRtM

BRING ME RE2 LEON

>>150852717
Fine... I'll jack off to Maka

...cuck porn while Soul watches

>>150852647
>>150852658
>>150852682
Why does Miles get two when he lost?

SHHHHHHHHHAAAAARRRRRRRTIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEE

YABBA DABBA DON'T

>>150852780
Asura would NOT say that.

>>150852780
Asura would say that

KINGsura is going to TEACH MONSTERive for becoming a loreman to beat BETTERMANte.

>>150852776
...you want Soul to watch you jack off?

>>150852780
Asura might say that

After Asura lost to Kratos he went a dark path and got obsessed with posting BBC cuckposts on basket weaving forums

>>150852414
If Krasura is accurate, Asura would take Kratos winking at him as a sign that he's trying to kill his daughter, and a fight would break out.

>HNGH YESSS SPAWN YESS YESSS FUCK MY HAIRY WET WARTY POZZED 500YO BOYCUNT WHILE I LISTEN TO WILD TOMFOOLER E. YISSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM SPAWN I CAN FEEL YOUR BBC HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH-
>W-wait....
>W-...
>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK.

>SPAWN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE GAPING MY DISGUSTING FUCKING POZZED PROLAPSED SHITTY MANCLITTY WITH A NECROPLASM CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS THAN SIMON AND KYLE HAVE IN YOKO'S FANFICTION?!?!?!?!?! WHATTT THE FUCKCKKKK

>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I'M RUINED!!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE LAUFEY FOR 2 ENTIRE DAYS SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH CUM TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR CUM!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/lgbteens AND r/greekfemboy THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! SPAWN THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU NIGGER!!!! I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT NECROPOZZLOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AFTER DOOM SLAYER AND DANTE GOT ME PREPPED AND POST IT ON r/GayGreeksTakingBBC SO ATREUS COULD SEE IT!! WE MUST BE BETTER MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>SPAWN YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER BEAST GHOST-SPAWNED-FROM-THE-DARKEST-BLACK SUBHUMAN APE!!!!!! I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN WITH MY SUB-MOUNTAIN BUSTING STRENGTH!!!! COME HERE!!!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING CHOKE YOU TO DEATH WITH THAT FUCKING CONDOM!!!!! I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF WITH A RUSTY BLADE OF OLYMPUS AND FORCE YOU TO FUCKING EAT IT YOU TWAT!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER! YOU ARE A BVLL NO LONGER!

>BY THE GODS, I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!!

FROM THE TAJ MAHAL
I GLOWER DOWN AT YOU
THE WHOLE WORLD HATES MY KIND
BECAUSE I'M MADE OF POO

I DETECT THAT YOU'RE A STATEMENT BRO
YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE FLAT, THE COOKBOOK KNOWS!

ASISSYRA BROS KEEP TAKING LZZZZZZ
PAJEETS TAKE THEIR JOBS AS WELL

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

WITH JUST A PUNCH EACH FORM WENT DOWN
'CAUSE 9 MILLION IS HIS LOWBALL NOW

HAVEN'T YOU LEARN'T YOU HAVE TO LISTEN?
WHEN HE'S CALLED LIGHTSPEED, DON'T TRUST YOUR VISION?!!
HE'S BEYOND MOUNTAINS CAUSE HE IS MY KING
I'M NOT A MONSTER, I'VE HEARD HIS TEACHING

YOU'VE BEEN DOWN THAT ROAD BEFORE
YOU WANT SOME CURRY? HAVE SOME MORE!

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

BEHOLD A /DBG/ THREAD IN RUIN!

I'LL KEK THEM ALL
WITH GARBAGE STATEMENTS
NO BEAR
WILL EVER RAPE MY KING!

PLEASE GOOD SAAR
SYMPATHISE WITH MY REIDI
ON-SCREEN
FEATS WILL NEVER WIN!

YGGDRASIL TREE IS INFINITE
HIGHER CALC THAN CHAKRAVARTIN
I'VE NEVER ONCE SMELT REMOTELY GOOD
YOU ARE A MONSTER NO MORE

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

SNIFF ME AND YOU ARE GOING DOWN
I HAVEN'T BATHED SINCE I WAS BORN I DON'T KNOW HOW!
BEHOLD THE STINK AND LET ME KNOW
WHO'SE MORE REAL THAN KIIIINGTOOOOOS?!?!?!

BEHOLD THE STINK!
LONG LIVE THE STINK!
BEHOLD THE STINK!
LONG LIVE THE STIIIIINK!

>>150852811
/dbg/'s entire cosmology hangs in the balance with this upcoming episode. Featsman vs loreman. A monster against a better man.
Asura has already gotten in touch with the upstart Clive. Kratos has been training Dante since the two first met in ComicVine more than a decade and a half ago.
THIS is the matchup that will decide /dbg/'s future. Are you as terrified as I am?

>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL MYSTERY MEAT FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA DABBA...?
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
>*Smashes camera replaying Spawn, Simon, Godzilla, Hulk and Faye's sex session against wall in fit of anger*
>BY THE GODS!!! THIS IS A GREEK BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A GREEK BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH MY BVLLS!!?
>HOLY ARES!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY WHEN I CAME TO MIDGARD!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK KING IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING PALE HALF SPARTAN BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A GREEKBABY!!! AND HE'S GOT HAIR TOO!!! IF HE HAD NO HAIR I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS KRILLIN'S (who solos my verse btw) BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BALDING KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT GREEK BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THATGREEKFUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY SONY LISCENSED FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! GREAT ZEUS’S GHOST I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS I AM AN ANGRY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>150852888
This is truly going to be the final battle of featsfags vs lorefags

If KINGte wins, it will finally truly establish LoreGODS as the indisputable MASTERS of the halls
If KINGive wins, FeatEMPERORS will take their rightful place after all the victories they've gained since Krasura like Simon vs Kyle or Buffy vs Blade

This is the FIGHT

Why do the jews at Marvel love humiliating their characters so much?

I actually thought the animation for Deku vs. Maka was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.

Even if you disagree about Deku losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Maka to take little damage. It also puts Soul in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Deku, and let Soul show how far he had come by defeating someone who had been down the opposite path as him. He wasn't just fighting Deku, he was TEACHING Deku. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Soul would take the lessons he learned and help someone who was not like him.

If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught Deku well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Soul go on a Date with Maka, but it feels weird to have him just get bored and leave the fight

I haven't watched Boku no Hero Academia though (but after watching this fight I think I might look for a summary on YT!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big Soul Eater fan I thought they did Maka and Soul justice and from what I saw they treated Deku with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?

>>150852639
You love Sonic dont you?

>>150852993
And?

>>150853024
You have giga autism

>>150852580
Yes, but he was already a thing back in Dragon Ball Online

>>150852709
>Even if you gave Dante all the crossover scaling possible, eventually you would reach Clive.
ESL deity...

>6 games
>A netflix show
>An anime
>dozens of crossovers
>still incapable of destroying a wall

>>150853130
Kratos has an anime?

>>150853169
>Can't even kill Pim
>"Hello I'm Mr. Fraud"

Kratos would unironically survive in DMC's verse. Dante would not survive in Kratos or Asura's or Bayonetta's verse

Okay /dbg/ I'm pissed.
So I was scrolling through Crunchyroll and came across this series called "The Idaten Deities Only Know Peace"
It has some really cool animation even if the subject material is a bit too far on the lewd end for me.
At first I was like, "I can stomach this because the concept for the Idatens is a cool and it could mean for some crazy fights."
But there's zero payoff for this or the demons.
Anime ends on a cliffhanger on the 11th episode with two characters reduced to torsos and being tortured for information.
Okay so I go and pick up the manga and then find out that the ending is basically just, "So we were going to fight, but it doesn't make sense to anymore."

>>150853186
Mr Frog can still destroy a moon. Pim is just more durable.

>>150853187
Dante has much greater feats of athleticism and acrobatics.
But he would probably get hard stopped when it comes to actually fighting beings that have specific weaknesses.

So.. what is Ash going to do when Yugi summons these fuckers

>>150853194
But that's not Dante doing that.
It's Dante's guns.

>>150853194
Dante just shot two pistols.... Post Clive TANKING a gunshot.

>>150853228
Pray to Arceus, hug Pikachu and tell him he's sorry while they both get vaporized together.

>>150853226
Yeah, Dante would do fine with hordes of regular enemies

The minute he reaches any legitimate god tier threat like Baldur or Helios, let alone Asura Wrath tier deities, he'd be fucked

>>150853269
Baldur I get, but Helios?

>Fraudchecked by FF twice
>Fraudchecked by Bayonetta
>Fraudchecked by Kratos
>Fraudchecked by Asura
>Fraudchecked by Doom Slayer
>Fraudchecked by Marvel
>Fraudchecked by Travis Touchdown
>Fraudchecked by Resident Evil
>Fraudchecked by Inuyasha
Is there ANYONE that doesn't fraud check Dante?

>>150852929
Featfags... Lorefags... both sides want nothing but agenda and their side to win, they don't care about powerscalers... what if there was another path... a neutral path.
>>150853324
Alucard Hellsing

DONTE EL PUTOTE

>>150853269
Exactly, what could Dante do against Helios if Helios does this to him? Cover his eyes with his hands?? Not without Infinite speed! He's fucked!!

>>150853309
...I was thinking Cronos but typed Helios because of this damn general obsessing over the hand thing. I'm mindbroken, AAAIIIEEEEE

>>150853358
Join the hax DEITY clan.

>>150853269
Okay, one thing I don't like about Baldur's invulnerability is that we literally hear it when Kratos snaps his neck in the first fight.
Does that mean you could keep him immobilized if you just keep his head twisted?

>>150853388
I think he canonically revives. It's almost NLFy the way he comes back

>>150853324
MGR Raiden?

>>150853388
>fails the internal elasticity check
Baldur's invulnerability seems to be superficial only. lol

>>150853368
The hand meme was pure comedy kino.

>>150853368
Kratos BROKE you

>>150853228
Bend Yugi over and RAPE him. He's a lot stronger after all.

>>150853368
Clowning on the God of war dumbassery isn't being mindbroken. Maybe stop saying blatantly stupid things and expecting to be taken seriously.

>>150853418
....Ash is gonna die

>>150853399
Dante has never thrown as big as Metal Gear EXCELSUS

Back from railing my beautiful, loving wife after a long day at my high paying job.
Where's my hero?

>>150853388
KINGtos removes invulnerability temporarily when he needs to TEACH a chud. CHUDur was one of them.

>>150853418
>Little boy rape fantasies OUT OF NOWHERE
Favorite Pokemon Trainer?

>>150853437
Average day in a SoulCHAD's life

>>150853449
Cynthia of course!

>>150853388
Well yeah, but he eventually is going to heal it off

The game doesn't really explore what level of damage is needed to permanently put him down through his regeneration. You could assume destroying his soul would do it, but stuff that destroys souls already exists in GOW and his mom specified only mistletoe could do the trick

>>150853433
Could Dante have killed that scientist who held Jar Jar Binks at gunpoint? Because Gayden was powerless in that situation

>>150853368
Dante speed blitzes cronos, and he is too retarded to fight properly, he is just going to get shanked a gazillion times by something far too mobile to hit, before Dante finally shanks him in the eye, and the burns the flesh inside of it.
>INB4. B-But the van
1. Dante is a blatant bullet timer at minimum
2. Cronos doesn't move the speed of a van either.

>>150853437
He's in India

>>150853464
My favorite hypothetical solution for invulnerable/regenerators is to drown them in molten metal.
Then freezing them solid.

Can't Dante just crawl out of hell if he dies?

>>150853478
>2. Cronos doesn't move the speed of a van either.
I'm pretty sure the fact that Cronos is the size of a small mountain means that yes, when he moves his limbs in normal time he is moving much faster than a van dude

Cronos just squishes Dante

>>150853503
Clive? destroys hell

My hero eats Pussy and Ass

>>150853503
It's not really ever specified what level of damage is needed to properly kill Dante/Vergil/etc.
The games imply that he can regenerate if his whole body is destroyed or if he's killed, but it'll either take a long time or he'll be left barely alive afterwards

Kratos’ lifting strength is so much better than his striking strength, it’s not even funny.

>>150853503
They established that even after losing his lives Tom can just get them back in Hell but he still lost

>>150853517
More like a small hill, like dude, kratos was able to move around him, no way that someone like Dante wouldn't able to do that.

>>150852325
Still can't beat street level comicbook heroes.

>>150853552
>it'll either take a long time or he'll be left barely alive afterwards
So it doesn't matter much then. Clive would just put him down again.

>>150853580
Why didn’t they apply that same logic with Hulk? Hell, at peak wrath, Asura should’ve ran out of Naraka in seconds after dying to Kratos.

https://imgur.com/a/would-rather-avoid-being-turned-to-ash-sHrBiMt

>dante says that he can regenerate through normal stuff, but big fiery blasts that can reduce him to ash are probably too much
>clive has super hellfire that can vaporize quintillions of tons of water and specifically can overpower regeneration from eikons who can heal back limbs in seconds
um

>>150853661
AAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DANTESISSIES EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!!!!!!!

Spider-Man no sells Dante with the power of the Parker Luck.

>>150853661
I don't want to be turned into Ash either

>>150853697
Are you that one loud house fag that wrote a spiteful and had a mental breakdown when you got exposed for.it

>>150853531
Your hero's ALF?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnvNJ_MD1t0

I just want Dante to get a respectful death at least.

Hey, at least Dante isn't fighting Lightning

It's funny that despite being so liked, Garland is a total lore/crossover merchand

>FF16 barely hit 3.5 million sales
>Even the most hated DMCs sold more than that
YUP YUP. Clive will always be irrelevant while Dante continues to be a household name and the face of character action.

>>150853661
i-it only says that it would do serious damage and reduce him to ashes, not that it would kill him!

>>150853776
It's Krasura all over again...

>>150853697
>watches his new xwatter account
>he is a sonic fag
Not unexpected, also pretty sure he was a brony at one point.

>>150853776
>needs the HD collection buff

It is hard to post here when Kratos has my FICO score and probably social security number.

>>150853826
>Hides 4, 5 and DmC because he knows they sold better too

>>150853790
Kino We need Doom Slayer vs Doomsday next

>I'm a multiversal BEAST I can TANK entire OUTERVERSES dropping on top of me--FFFUUUAAARRRRKKK NOOOO DON'T DECAY ME SHIGGY AIIIEEE I CAN'T RESIST DURABILITY NEGATION I'M JOBBING
Which character is this?

>>150853517
Cronos moves as slow as shit. Use your eyes he's not tagging Dante.

>>150853896
Decay/entropy is extremely niche from my experience. Not too many characters would have showings against it

>>150853855
>DmC is....le GOOD now that it outsold the game with the man who gapes my hero
Also both 4 and DmC barely did w/o the Capcuck jewery definitive edition buff, it's only 5 that GAPED yoshitpiss

OKAY OKAY Dante can't even destroy a wall but you have to admit he was really heckin epic when he danced with the cowboy hat! So he should win the death battle

>>150854052
Explain why that isn't a valid reason to win

>>150854013
I said they were the most hated ESLive.....

>>150854071
because I want clive to fuck my ass like the sissy homo I am, clive is really handsome okay?!!?!? dmcbro btw

Yeah, I won. Sorry.

>>150853790
Nah. DeathBattle isn't gonna suck Dante's dick half as hard as Kratos. DMCtards aren't as persistent as GOWtards. So it's unlikely they've infiltrated and established an echo chamber in the DeathBattle inner circle like Kratosfags had. So they likely don't have any influence over the results.

>>150854136
>merely a doombot

>>150854113
No way, DMCfags are way more autistic. Death Battle knows this and is going to give Dante the win because they don't want to lose viewers. Fucking retarded.

>>150854111
We know, Hulk...

>>150854178
DoomSLAYER will stomp all Doombots till COWARD Doom comes out to die.

>>150854180
just like death battle gave the win to bardock, blade, godzilla and kyle right?

>>150854180
They've never actually doxed anyone or become moderators just to ban people for not believing the wank. And they have most certainly not harassed developers anywhere near as much or slandered them for not agreeing with them. So I'm gonna say, that's a lie. Yes, they used fake scans in arguments, but so have Kratosfags.

I regret to inform you that your hero was shot dead by a rival gang in Brazil

>>150854111
Kratos probably can't do much with that in Germany though

>>150854180
A bunch of autists faking stuff isn't on the, doesn't make all of them autists, fuck, there are far more lore GOW powerscalers than DMC.

>>150854223
I've been over this. But Invincible fans are more autistic than DBfags. Buffy got the win for an epic girl moment. Hulk got a pity win and Kyle was a sacrifice to not look as biased and they were tardwrangling GLfags. If Simon fought Hal he would have gotten hard stomped and everyone knows this.

What's Yugi going to do once his hand bricks the first turn?

>>150854230
>Yes, they used fake scans in arguments, but so have Kratosfags.
What causes this kind of mental illness?
https://theghostofsparta.quora.com/MY-ENTIRE-LIFE-HAS-BEEN-A-LIE?ch=10&oid=121230524&share=543b00cf&srid=okF5R&target_type=post

>>150854304
Mind crush Ash

>>150854180
Everything autistic thing DMCfags do, Kratosfags do twice as often how are they more autistic?

>>150854386
They're more autistic than FFfags. So they're giving Dante the win.

>>150854386
because Kratos scholars are right.

>>150852399
Here you are anon, my good fellow.

>>150854388
name a single other crossover hero who pissed his pants in fear of Godzilla.
Can't? Hulk is now canonically a sissy pussy coward

Prove to me that Clive's game didn't flop

>Hulk can't leave the battle field because Godzilla twisted his ankle six times.
>needed to be princess carried away by Namor

>>150854425
Which one is it?
>>150852520

READ MY FUARKING COOK BOOK
READ MY FUARKING LITERATURE
DON'T FORGET ABOUT YOUR WIFE
BECAUSE I'M SMASHING HER

>>150853553
The second that he managed to get Kratos in his palm, he should have just thrown Kratos at the ground as hard as possoble.

>>150854442
...I CAN'T!!! CLIVE NEEDS THIS LITERAL FANFIC WIN HE HAS NOTHING ELSE

>>150854438
I dunno, Strange looked pretty scared. And all the villains ran when Godzilla broke through his magical bindings.

>LITERAL FANFIC
Hey don't diss my primary method of scaling.

>>150853625
No lies detected.

>>150853553
>>150854458
do you ever notice when you put your hands together it doesn't form a perfect seal because of the bumps and grooves of your palms?
That's what's happening with Kratos, he only THINKS he's holding that space up

>>150854462
>LITERAL FANFIC
....but enough about how strong DMC fans think their franchise is.

>>150853625
>Daredevil and Spider-Man were at ground zero when Godzilla came back to 616.
>Spider-Man's suit is all torn, he's bleeding and burnt
>Not a fucking strand out of place on DareDevil's outfit
How?

>>150854442
Prove to me that the Devil May Cry franchise isn’t a flop

Post DMC selling as much as Monster Hunter or Resident Evil

Post DMC getting another game after V

>>150854278
>Invincible fans are more autistic than DBfags
Not even remotely close, what the fuck are you smoking?

>>150854136
Doomslayer unironically stomps Doom Patrol, Dr Doom, and Doomsday

>>150854567
Doom Patrol outscales Doomslayer's cosmology. They fought and beat the One Below All before Immortal Hulk ever thought of that idea

>W-WELL DMC IS A FLOP
Clivesissies have no arguments. They already lost

>>150854567
...on opposite day.

Dante has the Netflix debuff so he loses

Clive has the Tekken 8 debuff so he loses

>>150854590
....the cock-sucking competition, because they didn't show up, meanwhile DMCtroons scored all the top places

post tekken 8's head dev being a jeet

>>150854575
Nah Doomsslayers version of hell is far above Marvel's. He stomps

Netflix GAPES and RPES Tekken on shittiness scaling

>>150854566
I don't get it either. Invincible is apparently a highly controversial verse in /dbg/. I don't know what it is about Invincible but it makes z-tards react like demon possessed people when you throw holy water at them

Death Battle episodes than got you like this?

>Maka is pregnant bros.....FUCK....he's going to KILL ME!

Who said this, and who can save him from HIM

>>150854491
To a point this means Kratos has a less impressive durability, but inversely it means his lifting strength is better.

>>150854717
BVLLdoriya is about to be lectured by All Might for knocking up a girl out of wedlock

>>150854695
Goku vs Superman 2

>>150854723
That's a man

>>150854695
Master Chief vs Doom Slayer because I would have LMFAO if they somehow bullshitted a win for the Chief

I'm a transgirl and my boyfriend impregnated me...

>>150854768
If Slade can do it...

>>150854796
YOU ABSOLUTE RETARD, CENSOR THE PONY.

>>150854753
Yeah that's a dead black man with his head cut off. Thanks for pointing that out.

>>150854717
Deku said this.
Soul impregnated her and that Broke poor Izuku's mind, now he's running away because Kid wrote his name on the list.

>p*n*
Gentlemen...

KILL TRANNIES AND NIGGERS
WOMEN ARE SHIT AND MY PROPERTY REEEEEE
THE DEMIURGE SHALL PAY

>

>CHADny
Stay.

>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T POST A RAINBOW HORSE BECAUSE...WELL...YOU JUST CAN'T ALRIGHT?!
It's been over a decade now. Release the rule.

>>150854397
But they're not Kratosfag level. No fanbase can match that level of autism.
True story: a Kratos fan once argued for 12 straight days on ComicVine that “tornado” was an adjective. Then he got one of his moderator buddies to ban me because I was making fun of him for it.
Before I was banned, I pointed out that even the GoW wiki didn’t agree with his nonsense — so he befriended one of the moderators there and started editing the pages to fit his fanfiction. I knew it was him because he used the exact same username as on his ComicVine profile.

Years later, on a G1 blog about Kratos vs Asura, he was the first to comment — again, with the same username. Approving of the work.
I’m not going to call him out by name, but I know for a fact that at least one Kratos fan has dedicated five years of his life to making “Krasura” a reality by infiltrating multiple communities and befriending high-ranking members, it wouldn't even surprise me if he was a pay whale. There is no other fanbase that can match that level of obsession, that level of autism. It's not even close.

>>150854860
>GODnny

>>150854867
Nobody can defeat the Leebot

>>150854869
>No fanbase can match that level of autism.
Look at the Asurafags in these threads

>>150854869
damn he sounds like a CHAD and a BEAST.

>>150854848
Yahweh rents free in you, chud.

I can not stop jobbing to HIM

>>150854913
We are all God's cucks

>>150854890
Tell me where the AsuraBEASTS touched you.

>>150854890
Asurafags aren't real. Take your schizo meds, Kratosfag.

what was his plan here?

>>150854962
Who's?

>>150854869
>that tornado was an adjective
What

Voltron should fight Combattler V

>>150854962
forgot pic

>>150854869
Low energy. That's your problem.

>>150854978
You know what's funny? G1blog for Kratos vs Asura used that exact argument that the "tornado"/"vortex" in the second novel was actually being used as an adjective to describe the portal that took Kratos to another universe. I know that's not how English works, but, amazingly, it was used, so I can't help feel he had a hand in writing it.

>>150855021
What no way that's crazy especially when it is a script written by an English language studio

The God of Statements has stated that your verse is fodder.

>>150854575
What? When?

>>150855102
So if Luke used Shatter Point on Kratos, would all his scars just explode

It's perfectly normal to be legitimately mindbroken by a fan fiction btw

>>150855149
Everyone who gets mad over death battle...

>>150855175
>Hulk is sub WW2 era Japanese plane
Incredibly SAD!

>>150855175
He literally regenerates like 5 minutes later.

>>150855175
>Godzilla's worst anti-feat is getting his head blown up by a plane filled with explosives after enduring the crushing/boiling changes of pressure from the plan to kill him (he survives all of this btw)
>Meanwhile, the Hulk

HULK AM SCARED

>Ebirah put up a better fight than the celestial, Thor and Dormammu and thus is stronger?
Why do memes keep coming to life?

>>150855274
Who are these niggers?

>>150855315
venom, rednom, titnom and hairnom

>>150855149
Seriously though, I don't actually care and was shitposting.
Your game was nervewracking though.

>>150855336
ALL FOR ME?

>>150855274
The yellow one looks nasty as fuck

>>150855274
>getting petted
I wish I was Carnage here...

BEAST!!!!!!!!!!

>>150855336
The yellow one looks nasty as fuck

>>150855521
WARS!!!!!

pizza man

>>150852214 (OP)
>>150850906
I like your shoes, they really bring out your knees!

>>150853762
Monado, lend us your power!
Monado, save us from harm!
Monado, shield us!
MONADOOOOOOO BUSTERRRRRRRRR!
I'll blow you away...Ha! MONADO CYCLONE!

>>150855297
Godzilla low-diff and traumatized Hulk in an official crossover.
Hulksister your response?

>>150855743
Yeah but my fanfiction webshow says otherwise, and they can’t be wrong.

>>150855742
What we - no, what I wish for is a haircut that says 'look, I've just had my hair cut

>>150855742
Who actually wins this? Is this just Xenogears/Xenoblade autism vs. Final Fantasy/Dissidia autism?

Who wins this?

>>150855798
Final Fantasy hard caps at multiversal+ in most forums, while there are more outerversal xenoblade statements that put em at i think 6dimensional or higher, p[retty much the second strongest nintendo IP next to Pokemon and Fire Emblem Heroes.

EXTREME AGEE
MONADO LEND US YOUR POWER!
WOW THATS AMAZING!
ALRIGHT, IVE GOT INTO THE RYTHM!
THIS IS A GOOD RESULT!
ILLL KILLL YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!

>>150852373
>Needing to prove your argument with facts and evidence is now "Spacebattles logic"
behold the absolute state of the powerscaling community

>>150855871
>while there are more outerversal
Fuck off

>>150855901
You asked, man.
Anyways its way way more likely that Shulk does beat Lightning.

Post Shulk destroying an outerverse

>>150855560
On a scale from Balrog vs Combo to Kratos vs Asura, how high will the schizophrenia levels for Mega Man X vs Optimus Primal be? From what I gather scaling Primal > scaling X > feats X > feats Primal

>>Needing to prove your argument with facts and evidence is now "Spacebattles logic"
>behold the absolute state of the powerscaling community

>Springtrap
"ELEANOR! THE BALL PIT! MAX POWER!
>Eleanor moves Junko's Setsubou army to the ball pit
TWO KINGS KILLING FOR THE CROWN (TWO KINGS KILLING FOR THE CROWN)
TO MAKE THEIR CLAIMS THEY WILL TERRORIZE EVERYTHING
>Junko steps forward and closes her hands
>Junko
"The power of Christ compels you!"
BEHOLD THE QUEEN LET IT BE KNOW
WHO SITS UPON THE THRONE~
>After a while Springtrap rises victorious
>Until Junko and her remnants of despair show up again!
BEHOLD THE QUEEN
LONG LIVE THE QUEEEEEEN
>Springtrap
"That's it! ELEANOR BALL PIT AGAI- WOOAAH!?"
>Izuru decapitated Eleanor and throws her head towards Springtrap
BEHOLD THE QUEEN
>Springtrap tries to run away but Nekomaru catches him with some chains
>Springtrap tries to fight back throwing animatronics but all those get destroyed in seconds
LONG LIVE THE QUEEEEEEN
>Junko
"Haha! So long Afton!"
>Nekomaru pulls Springtrap and punches him with enough Force to send him flying against Freddy Fazbear's pizza place exploding the whole building
>As his remnant is leaving the place Monokuma appears and throws salt at him completely vanishing his ghost
>K.O!

>>150855973
is there low multi optimus primal scaling?

>>150855897
We worship SCHOLARBW here, sir. Every statement and hyperbole is literal. Also KINGker is complex multiversal, deal with it.

I'm non canon but they use me in vs debates anyways

>>150855973
>feats x > feats primal
Nah, Primal helped slow the fall of a crashing spaceship and has taken hits from mountain-busting missiles. Beast Wars has a weird amount of mountain-busting feats, there's one in the second episode
https://youtu.be/V7RgXcoDfgw?si=iTG1wIKv7GFOV8pI&t=567

>>150856066
Don't forget about the planet level fart

>>150856066
>mountain level
okay... X has both fought someone that can later on stop a planet busting laser, shoots black holes and dunno if you wanna consider lore scaling, but Xtreme makes it clear that he is at least universal.

>>150855978
>can't even greentext properly
I'm noticing.

>>150855970
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:CloverDragon03/A_Comprehensive_Look_at_the_Cosmology_of_Xenoblade_Chronicles

>>150856095
I mean if you're going that route then Primal beat this chick who survived a solar system exploding, and the cast of Beast Wars Neo all survived being in the middle of a black hole
>at least universal
cmon

>>150856189
>ctrl-f
>"outerverse"
>no results

>>150856221
pretty sure pre new xtreme lore X was also 4-B or solar system level

>>150852214 (OP)
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being Asura and 10 being Kratos, how powerful is Dante really?

>>can't even greentext properly
>I'm noticing

>>150856333
Fuck i need to have sex with snoo so bad

>>150853552
Obviously things have changed, but I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that Alastor stabbing Dante in the chest in DMC1 outright killed him. He came back because of his mother's amulet.

Big Convoy, the maximal leader from Beast Wars Neo, also has a feat of overcoming the gravity of a black hole in the manga

>>150856329
11

>>150856430
>Hope this makes some of yall happy considering yall consider Simon your GOAT

>>150856430
>Marvel over DC
>Simon over Fodderine
>Creepypasta over SCP
Bizz-ased

Anyone have butthurt comments on Reddit about hulk getting rekt? I don’t want to have to actually go there.

>>150856451
>Hope this makes some of yall happy considering yall consider Simon your GOAT
whoever keeps saying Gurren Lagann isn't reddit is just COPING at this point

KIIIIINNNNGGGGGTTTTTOOOOOSSSSS!!!

>>150856529
everything he said is right

>Hope this makes some of yall happy considering yall consider Simon your GOAT
LMAO Simonfags really are from reddit

>>150856552
…ly retarded.

Simon slander? Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann slander? Must not have watched it yet.

>>150856496
It was popular on /a/ back in like 2007. A majority of redditors weren't even born when it came out.

>>150856639
Watched it, i was not amused.
Cool soundtrack and visuals tho

>>150856639
MY UNIVERSE STATEMENTS

boo

His name is semen in japanese lmao

>>150856660
What about my (downplayed) universal feats?

>>150856639
This. Start with Episode 8 to see what a cool GOAT the King of Cucks is

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buhvB20aJYg
Do you think that DB would consider this a star level attack? I remember Strunton being strongly opposed to it, but he's no longer on the team.

>>150856697
Actually it's shi-mone

>>150856066
X has this fucking feat (the laser comes from moon to the planet in a around a second, and he is able to watch it frozen)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJgIaOsNOnc&t=128s
>inb4. T-That is not X
X can do that attack, as all playable characters can do it. I just don't have the will to "legally" download X8, record him doing it at the same exact moment the laser is shoot, and upload it.

>>150856738
>She-men
KEKAROOOOOOO

ENOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIUGH

Reminder it has been confirmed that all ntr posts are made by a seething faggot who projects his trauma onto characters because a girl ditched him

>>150856791
"confirmed" in my latest ntr dream of course

>>150856720
You start with episode 1 to watch a beautiful story unfold.

Fine I admit it, Kratos whoops Simon's ass without even trying, Simon can't even tank 1 big bang he'd beg Kratos for mercy and call him big bro.
I was just jealous because Kratos is a King and a chad while simon and i will always be betamale canon cuckolds...

>>150856802
>he doesn't know

>MilkyNahida >> #31289372
>Posted on 2025-08-22 08:38:45 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
>gwen experiencing her best orgasm in front of cucky ben
>his favorites contain femboy furry, BLACKED, piss fetish, NTR, Yuri, incest, gay pokemon feral, and small penis humillation

>>150856809
a "beautiful" story about a reddit burger king Deku kissing the ass of another man while he fucks his bitch, of course.

To be honest, I don't like Dragon Ball.

>>150856640
It came out the same year I was born

>>150856821
wow, someone in the world used the word cucky when commenting on cuck art.
Almost like multiple people can speak english...

>>150856827
post your hand

>>150856827
>reddit burger king Deku kissing the ass of another man while he fucks his bitch
That's just Deku.

>>150856793
i'm a Simonbro and I look like this and I can confirm that we all look like this and we all let black big bros fuck our crushes

>>150856821
Can you post the original post?

“WAOW! I’m so happy that Kyle-Sama brought Big Bro Kamina back to life! I better fetch Kamina Sama his drink before he beats me up in front of Nia again”
“Whu…Wh…What’s he doing to Nia behind that bush??? NIA?! AND LE BIG BRO???? NOT AGAIN!!!”

Stop thinking about black men
Stop thinking about cocks
Stop thinking about cuckoldry
Stop thinking about rape

>>150856918
Impossible, that's like beating a Tier 0 or Kratos

>>150856842
most simon redditors are black so most of them can't speak english.

>150856905
Kyle lost

The DCuck watches while the SimonBVLL plays...

>>150856888
It's pretty funny to think there are people out there who take these silly little who would win debates so seriously.

I can't wait for Springtrap to win so he can fight Junko
I want Danganronpa to be On topic so I can copy the Cucky Simon posts with Kaito, Kaede, and Saihara

>>150856951
...the sit in the bush and chant "WHAT SHE DOES IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS!" game
If you hear her moans over your own yells you lose

>

CHADDY KINGTOS???
I KNEEL!

Kyle lost

You guys are still noobs when it comes to the full power of the Cuckforce

This shit went on for 3 weeks because some faggot kept spamming the threads by the way

>>150857002
Simon did this and then scurried to go shine Kamina's sandals and kiss his feet for every episode and every day of his entire life and got Nia to worship Kamina too

Kratos broke us.

>>150857016
Must be indian

Apologize

>I’ve never stopped posting at the bump limit,
>Keep defending DC with cuckposts to fit in,
>Have faith in the cuck I project on yourself…
>Give me a thread I can post in, I’ll flood it,
>With Simon cuckposts, cuz I secretly love it,
>Have faith in the cuck that I wish was myself…

>WE TAKE A DUMP, JAKARTA FIIILLS!!!
>BECAUSE TOILETS, CAN’T CONTAIN OUR WILL!!!

>Jerk off to NTR doujins I love,
>There’s no toilet paper left, so I cum,
>In the palm of my hand…
>Ugly tranny bodies dance…

>Give me a thread I can post in, I’ll flood it,
>With Simon cuckposts, cuz I secretly love it,
>WHERE IS MY CRUSH, SIMON STOLE?!?

>IN NEW DELHI, DIARRHEA SPIIILLS!!!
>I SHIT IN THE STREETS JUST FOR THE THRIIILL!!!

>Been buried deep inside the poo so deep that i can’t breathe,
>The stench around me overwhelming me…
>WHEN THE KEK NARRATIVE I WISH I WAS SMART ENOUGH TO WEAVE,
>IS SO ESL, I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE!

>SPIRALING SWASTIKAS IN MY MIND,
>BUDDHA, TAKE ME TO THE OTHER SIDE!
>GET ME OUT OF THIS THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE,
>WITH THE POWER OF GREEN LANTERN’S LIIIGHT!!!

>I’m… all… aaalooone…
>Keee… kyyy… siiimooon…

>KEK FANTASIES IN MY EEEYEEE!!!
>LET THE JANNY, CLEAN IT ALL BEHIND!!!
>KEK FANTASIES IN MY… EEEYEEE!!!
>LET THE JANNY, CLEAN IT ALL BEHIND!!!

>*cue EPIC facebook sitar söylo while my high school crush’s two TRVNNY BVLLS clash stitched-up meat sausages until the multiverse collapses from the strain and Buddha gets ASSKEKED alongside me boundless TRANNY COCK holy FUARK!!!*

>In New Delhi, diarrhea spills…
>I shit in the streets just for the thrill…
>We take a dump, Jakarta fills…
>Because toilets… CAN’T CONTAIN OUR WILL!!!

>III’M AAALL AAALOOONE!!!
>KEEEKYYY SIIIMOOON!!!

>>150857034
silence wench we are speaking of cucks and KINGS

*BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Kamina pauses from shoving his tongue down Nia’s throat
K: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Kamina-Sama?!”
Nia stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling american man is clearly beating Simon to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
N: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Simon. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Kamina-Sama”
From the bush:
S: “KAMINA-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS AMERICAN GAIJIN IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
K: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Nia. How old were you again? I like em young.”
The bushes rustle more as the asian midget gets pummelled by american fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Big Bro" taking the girl he loves most away from him
S: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED KAMINA-SAMA MORE!”

>>150857043
I said APOLOGIZE

>>150853192
Okay, so I've had some time to cool off.
The manga doesn't just end, but rather there is one more volume due outbnext month.
I learned something by the wayside of this though. One of the characters is named Miku and has long twintails.
She is a demon-human hybrid where the process partially failed and instead of having demon power in human biology, she has human biology but hyper charged neurons.
She uses this for observation and mental programming humans.
She is inspired out of Hatsune Miku because the process for making Vocaloids sing was nicknamed taming.
Hence, Tamer Miku.
I hate her and wish she would die.

Yum

*BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Hal pauses from shoving his tongue down Jade’s throat
H: “God damn it! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Hal Jordan?!”
Jade stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling Japanese man is clearly beating Kyle to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
J: ew, it must, like, be that cuck spic Kyle.. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that cuck only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Hal Jordan”
From the bush:
K: “HAL-BRO SAVE ME! THIS JAPANESE HOBO IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
H: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE SPIC, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Jade? How old were you again? I like em young.”
The bushes rustle more as the Hispanic twink gets pummeled by Japanese fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake “Idol” taking the girl he loves most away from him
K: AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED BIG BRO HAL MORE!”

>>150853192
>>150857080
I actually translated the rest of this to the end for myself to read, anon. Manga finished already just volume hasn't come out yet.

Want me to spoil the ending for you?

>>>/trash/78576217
I haven't watched Kyle vs Simon btw

>>150857100
https://youtube.com/watch?v=omZBZo3Exi0&pp=ygUIU29kYSBwb3A%3D

>>150857089
YUMAROOO! I can't WAIT for this place to become like /dbs/! I MISS the TRANNY PORN!

>>150857100
It looks like Miku is suffering in the end, that's enough for me.

God DAYUM

>>150857169
Well, about that...
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/272182534/#272188824
She won.

>>150857174
Pumping...

I'M SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS
I'M SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS
I'M SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS
SWAG

>>150852214 (OP)
Wait a minute, Death Battle said the Hulk beats Godzilla, but Godzilla RAPED and GAPED an amped Hulk today! Are Death Battle hacks?

>>150853192
fyi this is the strongest feat in the series, from final chapter

Post a skateboarder having this much fun.

>>150857343
My sport is for raging faggoty losers so I literally can't.

>>150854278
>Hulk got a pity win
They literally violated their own rules by their own admission to include Ultima

Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse

Simon pity win.
If Simon fought any REAL DC herald he would have lost

>>150857207
She won, but she was not prepared to pay the price for victory.
Actually that seems to apply to all of the strategic masterminds.
Iesely succeeded in the sense of having humanity reach a stable state, but lost because he doesn't get to personally benefit from it.
Obama won because the demons get to live, but lost because he has to deal with a fight idiot forever.
Regardless, real bummer that the fight scenes didn't keep up because there was some thought put into it.
Like I said, I really only looked at the series on a whim but the MAPPA animation drew me in and the stuff about Idaten also made them interesting.
It would have seemed like the sky was the limit for how strong they could have gone, but instead it becomes political and sex oriented to the extreme.
That's not to say that I didn't like some of the more cereberal aspects, but I could have definitely done without the downward spiral into sex.

>>150857421
it is seriously good animation. I'm surprised no other Mappa series looks like that, fast and cartoony and like a comic

>>150857343
I-I can't...

>>150857421
>instead it becomes political and sex oriented to the extreme
Yeah lol, unfortunately from where the anime cuts off they don't go back to the old huge fighting thing. It's just constant scheming and plotting from then on, and only 1 other huge fight scene in the series after
It does introduce 1 weakness for the Idaten, that their clothes only have the durability of normal clothes but cutting them off will drain their energy to regenerate them, because it's part of their bodies technically (so aka, another nudity sex joke)

>>150857339
It is kinda crazy that Hayato and Rin seem like they'd be protagonists but basically get sidelined instantly.
As it stands, Hayato might be a decent opponent for Black*Star.

Can we do a Toy Story scaling?

>>150857594
I'm surprised that there aren't people that have commissioned Yates or Therewolf for Chucky vs Woody or Sarge vs Buzz or some such.

Odysseus vs Sinbad or Odysseus vs Jason?

>>150857690
I'm not familiar with Sinbad, but Odysseus almost slaughtered everyone in his house until he was stopped by Athena herself, along with being a veteran of the Trojan War.

>>150857769
They were all just regular unarmed men though and Odysseus had a bow
Other times he came up against a legitimate threat he needed his men or direct divine intervention to help him

The Seven Deadly Sins WHEN?

>>150857854
never, suffer

>>150856375
I don't recall if that's a thing. Dante's regeneration is definitely extremely wanked though. He gets fucked up by getting stabbed and shot constantly and at least a few pieces of media have had him get killed if his heart gets destroyed. Pretty much all the regenwank comes from Nero being able to regen after he gets vored in 4 which on it's own is a really weird feat to use and also Vergil exploding in DMC1 but it took him years to reform

I have no idea how they're going to present it in fight. Clive actually straight up kills Garuda by stabbing her through the eye yet she manages to resurrect, Joshua (and Clive by extension) can heal themselves back to full by priming which is theoretically only limited by the amount of magic in the world, and Eikons can regenerate more flesh than Dante can in seconds by virtue of their size. If they go full 'UMM DANTE CAN REGENERATE FROM NOTHING AND ALSO GETTING ERASED FROM EXISTENCE' like what PoC wankers used to do then Clive's probably fucked

BUFFFFYYYYYYYTTTTOOOOOOOSSSSS

https://vocaroo.com/1kzzTarn3lpe

I, CHADDY-sama, EMPEROR of /co/ and the Cul-de-sac proudly reign over:

SHITsha Waybright, Queen of all jobbers and my slave.

Anne BITCHchuy, my one and only true jester and other slave.

SHARTcy Wu, My other jester and slave.

Jib, who I have become far stronger than.

Shovelchin, who my friends needlessly warned me about.

SISSYven Universe, who cried like a BITCH once he saw my full power.

My big brother, who provided a light workout and awakened my wish to become the Strongest In The Universe.

Sarah, who got rid of most of my fodder enemies after I cunningly provoked her just as PLANNED.

Luz JOBceda, whose incomparably puny spells availed her not a WHIT and was rightfully cast out of the Cul-de-sac by my hand.

SHITolf, whose hour-long sparring session gave me uncontrollable power level gains so massive even the time spent image training in in my room cannot compare.

Molly MOEgee, who i knocked out of her ghost form with ease and proceeded to beat the shit out of her.

The Kankers, whose """power"" I am not scared of (I hope they don't kill my beloved punching bags, but I am also too amused to help them…)

>>150852326
So the 'cucky' poster just got exposed as the benpedo and falseflagging simonjeet.
As expected.

>>150858047
anon, i don't think your boogeyman is the only person in the world to say cucky
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/cucky/

>>150857959
Buffy Anne Summers is just fine

>>150858033
KEK, KEKK, and KEKKY

>>150858033
CHADDY sama please vanquish these shit threads which have become nothing but stale reddit meme circlejerking and edrama

>>150852709
Can I get one of these touching on Dante's inability to land a woman or satisfy her, while bringing up Clive's loving relationship with Jill? I liked those, the Mario and Amy one was funny.

>>150858089
What, you don't like the bizarre proxy shipping war between Deku and Soul with Maka?

>>150857806
He wrestled Ajax the Greater to a standstill, and that guy was on par with Achilles.

>>150855175
KWABULK

Will Torrian be able to top his previous Dante animation?

Kratos would destroy Buffy.

>>150858180
Kratos wouldn't hit a girl

>>150858062
>boogeyman
Feeling called out, simonjeet?

>>150858194
>Sirens
>Sisters of Fate
>Athena
>Oracle at Athens
>Erinys
>Medusa and Eurale along with the Gorgons
>Persephone
>Hera

>>150858217
Nu-Kratos wouldn't hit a girl

Jill is so lucky...

>mfw when Bigfootbros get repped on the DB cast
>mfw when Bigfoot stomps Nessie
Hell fucking yeah

>KO!
>Boomstick: Well damn! Looks like devils do cry after all!
>Wiz: At first, this seemed like a slam dunk for Dante. I mean look at how many gorgeous women he's surrounded by: Lady, Trish, and the sizzling Lucia.
>Boomstick: And yet he can't get up his Devil Trigger up for even a single one of them! I mean damn dude, I get Trish looks like your mom and all, but not even for Lady? I'd be falling head over heels if a chick with a bunch of guns and rocket launchers was interested in me!
>Wiz: But not Dante. And as a result, he fails probably the most important part of being a man - being proactive. Instead, unfortunately, he opts for a strategy no woman can ever stand: being a manchild obsessed with Reddit, pizza and mommy issues.
>Boomstick: But what about Clive? I mean, he's so awkward and stiff lipped! Hell, he even cries in front of his girl at one point!
>Wiz: It's true that Clive would normally fit into the mold of an overly sensitive nice guy creep. But he comes from a place of genuine honesty about who he is, which even reflects his growth in Final Fantasy 16, unlike Dante who needs to hide who he is behind a wacky reddit man persona. Also helps to look the way he does, and being voiced by Ben Starr of all people!
>Boomstick: And of course, when push came to shove, he actually did the deed and had loving sex with Jill like a normal adult. That's a feat Dante simply couldn't match!

>Boomstick: At the end of the day, it looks like all the ladies in the audience are going to be Jill-ing it for Clive instead of tiny Tony Redgrave.
>Wiz: The winner is Clive Rosfield!

>>150858228
>The Valkyries in 2018
>Freya in the beginning parts of GoW: Ragnarok
>Light Elves
>The witch enemies

>>150858217
KINGtos has become a better man. Please ignore the valkyries.

>>150858276
>he even cries in front of his girl at one point!
Not like he ever gets hysterical about it and it's always over something super serious.

Clive's PRIME 33 year old cock filled Jill with a glopping sound of 5 years worth of semen

Clive is so lucky...

Last question.
Did you contact my Twitter hero?

>>150854979
No one outside of mecha fans, or Japan, knows of Combattler V. There's a reason why Voltron fought the Power Rangers, it was more recognizable.

It gets pretty boring see Godzilla neg diff everything in every crossover. SRW Y is the only thing I can think of where he actually lost.

So what's the next Power Rangers fight going to be? Skeletor vs Lord Sneed?

>>150858570
>Godzilla lost to my ace Suletta Mercury, Combattler V, and Shinn Asuka

Yup, yup.

>>150857690
Sinbad is more fun. Jason feels too much like a same series match.

Now that we've established that Clive GAPES Dante, what's next for DMC in Death Battle?

>>150857690
Why is Odysseus twice? Is he that mythically powerful?

>>150858741
He's a cool dude with a cool story (The Telegony is NOT CANON)

>>150858741
>Mythically powerful

Compared to the likes Diomedes? Achilles? and Ajax? No, but he is strong enough. He's more known for his cunning.

>>150858733
dude I want clive to win too but clive is both the far less popular character and DMC lorefaggotry is about as unhinged as GOW

>>150858733
Sephiroth vs Vergil 2
Dante vs Bayonetta 2
Both DMC humiliation rituals of course

>>150858741
Odysseus was a nerd who was good at planning. If you wanted power from that timeframe you'd go for Achilles

Why is Dante such a fucking virgin?

>>150858574
>Power Rangers

They never won a DB as far as I remember.

>Tommy lost to Gundam Wing
>Tommy lost to Mechagodzilla
>The Mighty Morphin team lost to Voltron

>>150858901
Because KINGtos keeps stealing his women.

>>150858907
jason beat leonardo kek

>>150858911
...to set them up with other, better men of course.

>>150858901
He promised to date Patty until she was 18

GROOMERte

>>150858804
Being more or less popular doesn't really matter and no one has actually posted any piece of DMC lore that gets Dante past a couple times Universe level without relying on outerversal SMT schizophrenia, which is the kind of shit Death Battle usually avoids.

>>150858941
He ignored her 18th birthday party invite

What the fuck is Ash going to do against this

>>150858962
It's retards coping that Death Battle will cater to the more popular fanbase.

>>150858941
She turns 18 during DMC 5 and he ignores her. GAYte

>>150858965
>>150859011

>Dante PLANNED to go to her party after he defeated this unknown demon

PEDOnte.....

>>150858990
Because there's established precedence that they will. See: Kratos v. Asura.

>>150859079
>headcanon
That death battle literally mind broke you. They do not fucking cater to specific fanbases.

>>150858962
going off the vergil vs galacta knight G1 you have
>20x universal Vergil
>5 quintillion x FTL
>can heal from being liquefied at a spiritual level
>can possibly make the argument yamato can sever ifrit from clive and also gave him full conceptual name wank
death battle could even be more unhinged and use stuff like the argosax statements about transcending spacetime for speed

not to say clive can't possibly match this kind of retardation himself, but it just seems like a coin flip on who they want to win, and dante is the more beloved of the two

>>150858877
I want to see Achilles fight the other guy who is invincible except for a single spot on his body because something covered it during the invincibility bath

Reminder, Ash will win

These 4 Solo JJK

>>150859168
>>150858988

Let our heroes rest

>>150859133
>>20x universal Vergil
>>5 quintillion x FTL
What are these even based on?
>can heal from being liquefied at a spiritual level
"Mind, body and soul" is a common phrase that I do not think would need to be taken literally and Nero obviously had to be saved from the thing otherwise he'd have died for real. Even Kyrie was absorbed into the Saviour too and she still got taken out of it.
>can possibly make the argument yamato can sever ifrit from clive and also gave him full conceptual name wank
What the fuck is that first bit even based on? Even then Clive IS Ifrit and the name bullshit doesn't even kill demons, it weakens them and makes them seethe, effectively a fate worse than death.

>>150859123
t. Kratos scholar

>>150859210
None of them have any way to get past limitless but aside from that yeah JJK isn't that strong

>>150859079
Kratos beating Asura was not a result of favoritism or pandering. It's not even remotely close to being the first time schizo scaling and statements triumph over actual feats.

>>150859123
Post Kratos destroying a mountain :)

>>150859234
One of the fake universal lore shit is that one of the demon kings split the human and demon world into two. So that's '2x universal' even though it doesn't actually destroy either of them but whatever. Then people claim that since in one of the guidebooks, Devil Trigger uses a 10x multiplier for speed (this multiplier changes in every game and a dev noted it's unreliable) this means it's a 10x multiplier for power at least in SDT, something something Dante gets stronger anyway from DMC1 to V, so you get 20x baseline universal Dante and Vergil.

Speed also comes from Mundus "creating a universe" being directly used as a speed feat and scaled to the speed of his regular attacks and movement.

So really fantastic stuff you're dealing with here.

>"Mind, body and soul" is a common phrase that I do not think would need to be taken literally
Of course. But again, it's all up to interpretation.
>What the fuck is that first bit even based on
Well, it's when Vergil splits himself into Urizen and V and also stuff from supplementary material about it can cut man from demon and whatnot. I also think it's insanely retarded to think it'd work on Clive given that yeah, he IS Ifrit, he is his own being as Logos at the end of the game. But Death Battle is Death Battle and all that.

>>150859479
Post you not being mad by literal fan fiction.

>>150859524
>he still can’t post it
Waiting…

>>150859505
Also I should say that Dante even getting Yamato in the first place is really fucking stupid. I think it'd be fine if DB said Clive wouldn't oneshot Dante with Odin because Dante can kind of tank Yamato (even though he should oneshot him with raw power, but whatever) but Dante has Yamato for like less than one game, it's not when he's at his peak, it's definitely not his weapon and he never does any of the bullshit Vergil even does with it.

>>150859505
>Devil Trigger uses a 10x multiplier for speed (this multiplier changes in every game and a dev noted it's unreliable) this means it's a 10x multiplier for power at least in SDT
Welcome back, logic of Tigerzord vs Epyon
>Speed also comes from Mundus "creating a universe" being directly used as a speed feat and scaled to the speed of his regular attacks and movement.
Omega and Ultima and maybe even Leviathan would get the same from that logic, except quicker.

>>150859479
Kratos destroyed the mountain of your mind.

Blade was such a weak bitch

>>150859545
Post you not being mad by a fan fiction

>asks for one simple thing
>immediate deflection
Kratosxisters…

Shitposts aside, if we're talking unarmed punches and kicks (excluding Hercules's gauntlets ofc), does Kratos have street-tier striking?

I'll post Kratos destroying every mountain in fiction if you can post yourself not being mind broken by a literal fan fiction for 24 hours.

>>150858062
That comment quoted in the tagged post was sent specifically to a rule34 upload of a sloppa pic of Hal Jordan raping Gwen (in character)
also the first few times the superfag posted that it made the bushposting come to a complete halt, you can check the archives to verify if you want

Post Kratos not jobbing to sharp rocks :)

Clive and Kratos won this thread

>>150859741
>Enchanted rocks that imprisoned a boundless trickster fae
Any more questions?

Post Asura killing Zeus :)

Is anybody in marvel not outerversal?

Post Kratos killing Deus :D

>>150859819
Literally everybody in Marvel is.

CLIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEETOOOOSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck the hell off. Clive is a FEATSGOD. Don't associate him with Weaktos

>>150859819
Ummm Shocker.

>>150859803
>>Regular rocks that imprisoned a midget Irish grifter
No.

ASURAte

>>150859830
It's just crazy how blade is as strong as the silver surfer!

>>150859479
Stop FUCKING asking this question, or else.

>>150859859
He's the most outerversal

>>150859891
>filename
link to the plebbit seethe thread this is pulled from?

>>150859925
https://www.reddit.com/r/deathbattle/comments/1o6px1h/so_in_their_extensive_and_flawless_coverage_of/

Blade one shot thor... surely thor solos buffys verse

>>150859939
kek thanks

>>150859951
No no, Thor gets decapitated by the slayer scythe too.

Asura doesn't even destroy mountains in his game.

Kratos doesn't even destroy normal walls in his game

>>150860001
OH NO NO NO…

>>150860009
>Maybe a quarter of a mountain if you're being incredibly generous
Doesn't look very destroyed to me.

>>150860030
BLINDtos…

>>150859951
Buffy>Blade
Blade>Thor
Therefore Buffy>Thor

>>150860007
Yes he does.

>>150860030
Post Kratos destroying a quarter of a mountain :)

>>150860030
Let's be generous, it's more like a third of that mountain.
The problem is that the temple Kratos flipped contained all of existence, meaning infinite mountains, so...

>>150860043
Why would a mountain even be impressive when he's destroyed things and Gods bigger than mountains?

>>150860069
Inb4 twitter screenshot saying it was just a temple and the temple was just a regular large building with no lore of being big on the inside. Because kratos can't lift infinity or some shit Because he can't destroy a mountain.

With every source available to me… the games, the novels and comics, the developer tweets, the cookbooks, VSBW… and THERE IS STILL NO WAY TO SEE KRATOS DESTROYING A MOUNTAIN, MUCH LESS A PLANET! I’m FUCKING SEETHING that KINGTOS, who I have WORSHIPPED for 20 FUCKING YEARS, is so UNBEARABLY WEAK that he was given a FRAUDULENT WIN against a guy who was not only a BETTER FATHER but also the BETTER MAN who can DESTROY PLANETS and STARS. My HERO does NOT deserve this ridicule from 4chan, Reddit, and YouTube! He is EASILY BOUNDLESS according to my COMPOSITE FANFICTION and once he destroys a mountain, you’ll ALL BE FUCKING SORRY!!!

>>150860082
Post kratos vaporizing a mountain sized god

>>150859819
The average Marvel civilian is Outerversal+ by default because everyone in Marvel scales to the Heralds

FINE I'M JUST MAD KRATOS KILLED ASURA. I CRIED MORE AT ASURA'S DEATH THAN MY OWN FATHER. SO WHAT? ASURA MEANS A LOT TO ME. I'LL KEEP MAKING AI GENERATED IMAGES OF KRATOS IN A DRESS ALL I FUCKING WANT. IT HELPS ME COPE.

marvel was literally marketed as the "world just outside your window" meaning every single marvel character scales to R>F outerversal

FINE I'M JUST MAD KRATOS WAS DOWNSCALED. I CRIED MORE AT KRATOS BEING DOWNSCALED TO 9 MILLION UNIVERSES THAN MY OWN FATHER'S DEATH. SO WHAT? KRATOS POWERSCALING MEANS A LOT TO ME. I'LL KEEP MAKING AI GENERATED IMAGES OF KRATOS AND POSTING THEM ON /v/ ALL I FUCKING WANT. IT HELPS ME COPE.

>>150860117
That means I am outerversal too. FUARK I'm strong.

Yup, Asura finally won.

kratos and Asura wouldn't fight, they would be friends

I SIN
I NEVER WIN
I BELONG IN A TRASH BIN

>>>/bant/23460353
>>>/bant/23460353
>>>/bant/23460353
MIGRATE IF YOU'RE BRAVE ENOUGH

I'll believe kratos should have lost if i get linked a debunk video on the episode

I NEVER HAD A FATHER FIGURE AND KRATOS BEING SUCH A GREAT DEPICTION OF POSITIVE MASCULINITY AND BEING ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME BROKE MY MIND OKAY!!?

>>150860161
>>150860161

>>150855798
>>150855871
On most forums it's agreed that it's really close if it's Xenoblade Shulk vs just 13 trilogy Lightning.
But if Dissidia is brought in, Lightning uberstomps.

>>150860166
>The /dbg/ migrate poster is a f*idshitter
You can't make this up

>>150860030
How do those drugs feel?

>>150860243
hard doubt that. Dissidia is 2-A in most places while 6D and higher xenoblade is solid.